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Display Case for micros the tiny (#869234)
This player is a member of the clan League of Pretty Good Adventurers.

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micros the tiny (#869234)
This player has 2,321 unique items and 31,834 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 2
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 5
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 11
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 4
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 3
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 5
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 7
6-ball 3
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 3
7-ball 5
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 8
8-ball 13
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
a little sump'm sump'm 7
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 14
Abyssal ember 2
accidental cider 5
acid-squirting flower 5
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 5
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 5
Alice's Army Alchemist 5
Alice's Army Bowman 5
Alice's Army Cleric 5
Alice's Army Coward 5
Alice's Army Dervish 5
Alice's Army Guard 5
Alice's Army Halberder 5
Alice's Army Hammerman 5
Alice's Army Horseman 5
Alice's Army Lanceman 5
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 5
Alice's Army Martyr 5
Alice's Army Ninja 5
Alice's Army Nurse 5
Alice's Army Page 5
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 5
Alice's Army Sniper 5
Alice's Army Spearsman 5
Alice's Army Swordsman 5
Alice's Army Wallman 5
all-purpose cleaner 12
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 11
amulet of extreme plot significance 11
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 3
ancient protein powder 11
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 3
ancient stone head 4
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angry Farmer candy 495
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
annoying pitchfork 3
ant agonist 7
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 2
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique greaves 16
antique hand mirror 13
antique helmet 5
antique packet of ketchup 7
antique shield 14
antique spear 30
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 7
around the world 1
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 6
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 15
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Pop 6
atomic vector plotter 2
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 18
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 15
backwoods screwdriver 1
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 3
bad-ass club 2
badass belt 3
badass pie 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 11
bag of GORF 8
bag of GORP 3
bag of lard 4
bag of many confections 6
bag of QWOP 1
baggie of powdered sugar 8
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 2
ball 53
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 4
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 3
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 2
banana peel 5
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 9
bananarama bangle 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 12
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 21
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 7
barskin hat 4
barskin tent 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 20
bat guano 29
bat whip 1
bat wing 27
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 5
batgut 42
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 8
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 7
beach glass bead 23
beach glass necklace 1
beer basted brat 4
beer bomb 75
beer bong 1
beer helmet 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 9
beholed bedsheet 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 20
bellhop bell 8
berries of suffering 3
Better Than Cuddling Cake 8
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 36
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 3
big bad voodoo mask 6
big boom 13
big red clown nose 32
big rock 2
big stirring stick 2
bilge wine 8
bindlestocking 7
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 11
Bit O' Ectoplasm 12
bit-o-cactus 8
bite-me-red lipstick 65
black forest cake 7
black forest ham 1
black greaves 3
black helmet 2
Black No. 2 17
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black shield 4
black snake skin 13
black sword 2
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 287
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 9
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 1
blind-packed capsule toy 8
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
Blood 'n' Plenty 7
blood flower 1
Blood Light 1
bloody beer 60
bloody clown pants 19
bloody mary 2
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 276
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 1
bone flute 1
bone rattle 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
bonedanna 1
booty chest charrrm 3
booze-soaked cherry 4
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 9
Boris's key lime pie 3
Boris's ring 3
Boss Bat bling 2
bottle of alcohol 9
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 6
bottle of Blank-Out 2
bottle of bubbles 35
bottle of cooking sherry 6
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of fire 60
bottle of gin 84
bottle of goofballs 4
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 21
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 3
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 3
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 295
bottle of sake 26
bottle of sewage schnapps 2
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 37
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 64
bottle of whiskey 82
bottle of wine 3
bottle opener belt buckle 8
bottlecap turtle 9
bottled inspiration 3
boulder 29
bouquet of circular saw blades 6
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 6
bowl of fishysoisse 1
box of Dweebs 27
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 268
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 10
BRAINS shorts 1
brass stinger 2
breaded beer 1
brick 8
brick of sand 22
BRICKO eye brick 3
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 23
brine 44
broken carburetor 2
broken skull 39
broken sword 7
bronze breastplate 2
bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown sugar cane 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 25
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 19
buckyball 43
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 31
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bum cheek 1
bunch of bananas 9
bunch of square grapes 5
bunny liver 7
buoybottoms 2
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 14
bus pass 17
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 6
cactus fruit 6
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of Binarrrca 8
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 5
can of maces 4
can of Red Minotaur 4
can of spinach 5
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 2
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 5
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 5
candied kobold 2
candied yams 2
candy brain 14
candy cane 159
candy cane candygram 2
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 6
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 4
candycaine powder 6
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 5
canopic jar 4
carbonated soy milk 12
carbonated water lily 3
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 4
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 7
carob chunk cookies 5
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 18
casino pass 3
cast 42
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 10
catgut 9
catsup 66
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 2
chainsaw chain 1
chaos butterfly 58
charming flute 2
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 286
cheap toaster 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 96
children of the candy corn 3
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 4
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 7
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 2
chloroform rag 4
chocolate bath ball 2
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 28
chocolate seal-clubbing club 47
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 4
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
chopsticks 12
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 6
chorizo taco 3
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
clay peace-sign bead 19
clingfilm tangle 1
Cloaca grenade 13
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 5
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
clockwork key 10
cloudy potion 25
clown shoes 14
clown skin 18
clown wig 1
club necklace 3
club of corruption 1
cob of corn 10
cocktail napkin 5
cocktail onion 3
cocoa egg 8
cocoa eggshell fragment 7
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 3
cog 54
cog and sprocket assembly 4
Colander of Em-er'il 1
Cold Hots candy 120
cold ninja mask 7
cold nuggets 4
cold powder 3
cold wad 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 8
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 13
communications windchimes 9
concentrated magicalness pill 15
confusing LED clock 3
cool mushroom 12
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 6
copper ha'penny charrrm 5
corn holder 5
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 7
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 7
corpse on the beach 9
corpsedriver 8
corpsetini 6
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 56
costume sword 2
cottage 1
cranberries 16
cranberry cordial 1
crazy little Turkish delight 43
cream pie 1
cream stout 12
creamsicle 11
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 3
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 3
CRIMBCOIDS mints 6
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 267
Crimbo fudge 275
Crimbo peppermint bark 265
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 21
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 1
crowbarrr 4
Crown of the Goblin King 4
crude crudités 7
cruelty-free wine 16
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 3
CSA discount card 5
CSA fire-starting kit 33
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 4
cube of billiard chalk 2
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 6
cursed bottle of rum 4
cursed cannonball 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 4
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 3
d10 46
d12 14
d20 5
d6 15
d8 7
Daffy Taffy 215
daisy 2
dark potion 25
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
dead lights pie 1
deadly lampshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 2
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 26
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delectable fire ant 7
delicious noodles 3
delicious salad 15
delicious shimmering moth 4
delicious stinkbug 6
demon skin 20
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
denim axe 8
dense meat stack 6
dented harmonica 2
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 3
desiccated apricot 14
detective skull 2
detour shield 1
devilish folio 1
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
didgeridooka 9
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 137
dirty hobo gloves 13
disassembled clover 3
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
Disco Banjo 1
disease 51
disembodied brain 2
disembodied smile 7
disintegrating quill pen 17
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 1
distilled fortified wine 4
disturbing fanfic 28
divine blowout 4
divine can of silly string 3
divine champagne popper 2
divine cracker 3
divine noisemaker 2
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 31
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 11
doll house 2
Dolphin King's crown 6
dope gangsta bling-bling 3
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 14
double-barreled sling 3
double-ice gum 5
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 14
draggin' ball hat 9
dragon snaps 14
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 7
dried face 1
drop of water-37 38
Drowsy Sword 5
drum machine 3
drum of pomade 13
drywall axe 6
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 2
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dungeoneering kit 1
Duskwalker syringe 5
dusty bottle of Marsala 5
dusty bottle of Merlot 6
dusty bottle of Muscat 11
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 7
dusty bottle of Port 9
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 2
dusty Crimbo crate 13
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 18
Dyspepsi grenade 36
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 3
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 7
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 6
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 3
easter egg balloon 4
Eau de Guaneau 1
Ecto-Cooler 1
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 6
effervescent potion 25
eggbeater 1
electrical thingamabob 129
elephant stinger 1
Elfin shortbread 3
Elmley shades 3
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 8
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven suicide capsule 16
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 53
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 1
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 7
ennui-flavored potato chips 42
enormous belt buckle 10
enormous hoop earring 5
Ent cider 15
escargotsicle 3
especially salty dog 3
Everlasting Deckswabber 19
evil golden arch 7
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 4
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exploding hacky-sack 11
extra-greasy slider 4
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-see-thru nightie 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 3
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely skinny jeans 1
eye of newt 58
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eye-pod 3
eyepatch 20
f3d0r4 8
facehugging alien 6
facsimile dictionary 5
fairy gravy boat 8
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 11
fake hand 11
fake plastic grass 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 50
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy chocolate 6
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 100
fancy opera glasses 2
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 2
fancy seashell necklace 5
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 244
fat stacks of cash 8
fat wallet 1
FDKOL commendation 1
FDKOL hotcakes 13
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 2
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
ferret bait 50
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 4
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 29
fettucini Inconnu 2
fiery wing 2
figurine of a charred seal 5
figurine of a cold seal 28
figurine of a cute baby seal 9
figurine of a shadowy seal 6
figurine of a sleek seal 3
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a stinking seal 9
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 2
figurine of an ancient seal 7
figurine of an armored seal 5
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy corduroys 16
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 18
filthy pestle 8
filthy poultice 18
fine wine 2
fire 2
fire flower 1
fire poi 2
fireball 6
fireman's helmet 1
fish-liver oil 21
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 3
fishy fish lasagna 1
fizzy potion 25
flamin' bindle 1
flaming crutch 5
flaming feather 22
flaming mushroom 15
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming nose 1
flaming talons 14
flange 11
flaregun 18
flashing novelty button 2
flask of Amontillado 2
flavored foot massage oil 362
flimsy clipboard 2
flirtatious feather 6
floaty sand 6
floral print shirt 1
flower petal pie 3
flowing hippy skirt 2
flute of flat champagne 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam dart 252
foam noodle 3
foolscap fool's cap 1
football helmet 1
forbidden sausage 3
fortune cookie 8
Frat Army FGF 4
frat brats 9
frayed rope belt 4
fricasseed brains 4
frightful feather 18
frigid fudgepuck 14
frigid hankyū 6
frigid ninja stars 73
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 1
Frogade 4
frost-rimed seal hide 10
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 3
Frosty's frosty mug 13
frozen banquet 3
frozen feather 14
frozen mushroom 9
frozen nunchaku 5
frozen seal spine 2
fruitcake 91
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 12
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 3,085
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 2
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 15
funky junk key 1
furniture dolly 5
furry fur 20
furry pants 1
fustulent seal grulch 21
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 4
ga-ga radio 6
Gaia beads 10
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 3
gas balloon 18
gauze garter 40
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Genalen™ Bottle 15
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
generic healing potion 2
ghost cucumber 136
ghost protocol 2
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 22
ghuol ears 16
ghuol egg 30
ghuol egg quiche 3
ghuol guolash 19
ghuol-ear kabob 4
giant cactus quill 4
giant candy cane 9
giant discarded bottlecap 2
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant foam finger 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant jar of protein powder 1
giant marshmallow 2
giant moxie weed 1
giant needle 6
giant pinky ring 6
giant safety pin 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
Gin Mint 2
gin-soaked blotter paper 2
gingerbread bugbear 117
gingerbread horror 2
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of baboon milk 5
glass of goat's milk 9
glass of warm water 2
glimmering roc feather 1
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 25
glowing fungus 3
glowing red eye 7
gnatloaf 1
gnatwing 15
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 2
gnoll lips 2
gnoll teeth 3
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 4
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
Gnollish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 33
goat 1
goat beard 4
goat cheese 16
goat cheese pizza 10
goatskin umbrella 6
gob of wet hair 38
goblin autoblowgun 3
goblin hunting spear 1
gold crown 2
gold lamé pants 1
golden ring 41
googly eye 2
goth kid t-shirt 7
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 9
grapes 12
grassy cutlass 2
grave robbing shovel 4
green balloon 2
green beer 44
green candy heart 5
green clay bead 1
green eggnog 1
green gummi ingot 77
green pixel potion 10
green smoke bomb 3
green snowcone 6
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 8
gremlin mutagen 4
grog 1
groose grease 1
grouchy restless spirit 20
grue egg 5
grumpy old man charrrm 5
grungy bandana 2
guano coffee cup 1
guitar pick 2
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 6
Gummi-Gnauga 8
guy made of bee pollen 2
gyroscope 71
haggis-infused soap 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 3
hair of the calf 3
hair spray 1
half-baked potion 1
half-empty carton of milk 3
half-rotten brain 1
hamethyst 1
hand grenegg 2
handful of confetti 5
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 3
handful of hand chalk 25
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 30
handful of nuts and berries 20
handful of pine needles 15
handful of sand 3
handful of sawdust 21
handful of walnuts 7
handsomeness potion 3
happiness 6
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
harem girl t-shirt 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
headhunter necktie 3
heart necklace 3
heart of rock and roll 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 3
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy metal sonata 1
Hell ramen 4
hellseal claw 61
hellseal whisker 27
helm of the white knight 1
hemp net 10
hemp string 47
henna face paint 2
herb brownies 4
herbal stuffing 6
hermit permit 3
herringcello 14
hideous egg 4
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus skirt 2
Hippy Army MPE 11
hippy bongo 4
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy protest button 2
hobo fortress blueprints 1
Hodgman's blanket 8
holiday cheese log 1
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 2
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 1
hot buttered roll 3
hot date 2
hot daub 1
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 29
hot nuggets 6
hot pink lipstick 1
hot powder 8
hot wad 15
hot wing 31
hot-ass club 1
huge bowl of candy 2
huge gold coin 4
huge spoon 1
hyperinflated seal lung 3
hypodermic needle 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 21
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 4
ice-cold Willer 4
icicle katana 1
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 6
Iiti Kitty phone charm 6
imbued seal-blubber candle 5
imitation White Russian 1
immense cyborg hand 3
imp air 5
Imp Ale 173
incense bath ball 1
incredible pizza 1
incredibly creepy marionette 9
infernal fife 3
infernal insoles 5
infernal toilet brush 4
inflatable duck 3
ingot of seal-iron 6
inkwell 1
Inndya trading card 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 17
Instant Karma 1
interesting-looking twig 2
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 3
irradiated candy cane 3
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 8
Jack-in-the-box 11
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 8
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's earring 6
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jawbruiser 9
jazz soap 1
jerky coins 39
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 11
joybuzzer 1
jug-o-magicalness 3
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 14
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean burrito 1
jungle drum 1
jungle floor wax 1
juniper berries 28
junk food 1
junk yard 1
keg shield 9
ketchup 80
ketchup hound 13
kick-ass kicks 5
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 8
killing feather 52
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 1
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 13
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6
Knob Goblin elite shirt 6
Knob Goblin eyedrops 10
Knob Goblin firecracker 33
Knob Goblin harem pants 5
Knob Goblin harem veil 5
Knob Goblin love potion 10
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 4
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 19
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 11
Knob Goblin scimitar 18
Knob Goblin seltzer 62
Knob Goblin spatula 14
Knob Goblin steroids 6
Knob Goblin superseltzer 35
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 11
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 2
Knob lo mein 8
Knob mushroom 56
Knob pasty 2
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stroganoff 5
Knob stuffed shells 7
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 44
Knoll shroomkabob 3
knuckle sandwich 2
kumquartz 15
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 2
kumquat supersucker 2
ladle of mystery 1
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 7
LARP membership card 1
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 5
lavender striped oyster egg 6
lead necklace 22
leaf of grass 1
leather chaps 1
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 1
leathery rat skin 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 5
lemon 259
lemon meringue pie 7
lemon popsicle 1
leotarrrd 2
lesser grodulated violet 2
lewd playing card 2
libation of liveliness 2
library card 2
licorice boa 2
licorice garrote 4
licorice root 8
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 2
lime 79
lime supersucker 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 2
line 9
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum ore 1
lion oil 1
little paper umbrella 1
liver and let pie 2
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 2
Lobos Mints 11
Lockenstock™ sandals 4
lollipop stick 65
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long skinny balloon 3
loose teeth 24
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 13
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 4
los chinos 1
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 291
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 2
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lowercase N 1
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky rabbit's foot 3
Lucky Surprise Egg 13
lump of coal 8
lump of diamond 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 36
Mace of the Tortoise 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 7
Mad Train wine 36
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 2
magic lamp 3
magic whistle 3
magical ice cube with a fly in it 1
magical mystery juice 3
magicalness-in-a-can 6
magicberry tablets 1
magilaser blastercannon 6
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 3
magnolia blossom 1
maiden wig 3
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
Manetwich 1
mannequin leg 3
many-eyed glasses 1
maple syrup 11
margarita 13
mariachi G-string 5
Mariner's Friend cough drops 3
marionette collective 2
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 90
marshmallow 7
marshmallow flambé 1
marzipan skull 360
massive sitar 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 12
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 3
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 8
Meat detector 1
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
meat vortex 35
meatcar model 1
meatspout staff 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
Meleegra™ pills 10
melted Jell-o shot 6
memory of a C 7
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 5
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 6
memory of an A 6
memory of an AG base pair 3
memory of an AT base pair 3
memory of some delicious amino acids 18
menudo ravioli 92
Mer-kin foodbucket 3
Mer-kin pinkslip 2
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
mesh cap 4
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metallic A 4
metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 7
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 15
Microplushie: Bropane 2
Microplushie: Dorkonide 2
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 2
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 2
Microplushie: Gothochondria 2
Microplushie: Hippylase 2
Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 2
Microplushie: Otakulone 2
Microplushie: Raverdrine 2
Microplushie: Sororitrate 2
milk of magnesium 10
Milk Studs 24
milky potion 25
mime soul fragment 2
mind flayer corpse 11
miner's helmet 8
miner's pants 11
Mint Yulep 2
misfit teddy bear 1
Mohawk wig 4
mojo filter 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 30
molten brick 55
monomolecular yo-yo 62
Monstar energy beverage 32
monster bait 1
moonglasses 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mother's little helper 13
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 3
Mountain Stream soda 23
moxie weed 20
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 96
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 2
mullet wig 1
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 20
murky potion 25
mushroom fermenting solution 1
mushroom pizza 1
mylar scout drone 2
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious present 17
nanite-infested candy cane 9
nanite-infested eggnog 5
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 7
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 7
natto pocky 4
natto-infused sake 6
natural fennel soda 14
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ND 1
Necbro wafers 29
necklace chain 4
necrotizing body spray 24
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 6
NG 4
Nightstalker perfume 9
ninja hot pants 6
ninja mop 9
Northern pemmican 14
not-a-pipe 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 35
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 33
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 37
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 17
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 26
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 31
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
NPZR chemistry set 4
nutty organic salad 4
obsidian dagger 4
ocarina of space 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 6
office-supply crossbow 1
Oil of Parrrlay 8
oil of stability 3
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 3
ointment of the occult 3
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 10
old coin purse 3
old school calculator watch 1
olive lo mein 2
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 3
oozenog 5
opera mask 1
orange 30
orange candy heart 1
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
Orcish baseball cap 7
Orcish cargo shorts 11
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish stud-finder 1
original G 6
ornate ancient cursed key 1
outrageous sombrero 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 1
oversized fish scaler 5
oversized pipe 3
oversized pizza cutter 5
oyster basket 15
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 3
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 27
packet of beer nuts 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
PADL Phone 1
pail 17
painful penne pasta 15
pair of bolt cutters 2
pair of pearidot earrings 1
palm frond 2
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 1
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants of the Slug Lord 5
panty raider camouflage 4
papaya 5
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 7
papaya taco 16
paperclip 61
paperclip sproinger 2
papotion of papower 3
party hat 1
passable elf mask 5
Pasta Spoon of Peril 3
pat-a-cake pendant 4
patchouli incense stick 32
patchouli oil bomb 16
patent antipsychotics 2
pawn cookie 11
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 2
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 1
pear 2
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 2
pear tart 1
pearidot 19
PEEZ dispenser 17
penguin focaccia bread 10
penguin skin 1
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 3
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 5
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint twist 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 252
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 282
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 6
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 10
phat turquoise bead 15
phat turquoise bracelet 3
philosopher's scone 4
philter of phorce 3
phish stick 3
phonics down 4
photoprotoneutron torpedo 44
physiostim pill 16
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 7
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 35
pile of candy 1
pile of dusty animal bones 47
pile of gold coins 2
pile of jumping beans 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 9
pink clay bead 1
pink glowstick 9
pink pony 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pirate brochure 5
pirate shirt 2
pirate tract 2
pitchfork 3
pixel boomerang 1
pixel hat 1
pixellated candy heart 42
plain brown wrapper 1
plain pizza 16
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
plastic guitar 7
plastic ingot 12
plot hole 36
plum 2
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 1
pocket theremin 2
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 2
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 4
pointy mushroom 5
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 3
Pokëmann band-aid 5
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
Polka Pop 2
polka-dot bow tie 1
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 8
pool of liquid metal 3
pool torpedo 7
popsicle stick 1
porquoise 2
portable photocopier 2
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 63
potato sprout 2
potion of potency 7
potted cactus 2
potted fern 2
poultrygeist 2
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 11
powdered organs 1
powdered sealbone 6
powdered wig 1
pr0n cocktail 365
pr0n legs 332
pr0n m4nic0tti 115
pr0n stir-fry 25
pr0n taco 93
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 2
press-on ribs 37
pretty pink bow 2
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 13
procrastination potion 41
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 2
protein paste 2
puce striped oyster egg 6
puff of smoke 21
pulsing flesh 7
pumpkin beer 2
pumpkin juice 1
punk rock jacket 2
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 1
pygmy blowgun 4
pygmy nose-bone 3
pygmy pygment 4
radium-flavored potato chips 42
raisin 17
ram horns 8
ram stick 14
Ram's Face Lager 25
raspberry beret 4
rat appendix kabob 3
ratini 2
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
Rattlin' Chains 6
rave whistle 5
ravioli della hippy 8
razor-sharp can lid 30
razor-tipped yo-yo 63
really thick bandage 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
red gummi ingot 77
red pixel potion 2
red plastic oyster egg 1
red potion 10
Red Rover BB gun 2
red-and-green sweater 3
reodorant 11
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 8
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
rice bowl 2
ridiculously huge sword 14
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 3
rigid carapace 8
ring of adornment 4
ring of aggravate monster 14
ring of cold resistance 4
ring of conflict 3
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 3
ring of half-assed regeneration 7
ring of increase damage 4
ring of teleportation 2
roasted marshmallow 16
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robotronic egg 16
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 211
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 12
rogue swarmer 69
roll of Hob-Os 3
roll of toilet paper 57
Roo trading card 1
round green sunglasses 2
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 1
rubber axe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 1
rubber WWJD? bracelet 2
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby W 2
rum barrel charrrm 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty chain necklace 3
rusty grave robbing shovel 5
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rxr shield 1
S.T.L.T. 2
sabre teeth 15
safarrri hat 2
safety vest 1
sake bomb 80
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 72
salinated mint julep 7
Salsa de las Epocas 3
salty slug 5
sandcastle 1
sandwich of the gods 1
Sangria de Menthe 2
sausage bomb 24
sausage pizza 2
savoy truffle 19
sawblade fragment 61
sawblade shield 2
scented massage oil 3
Schrödinger's thermos 1
scorpion whip 3
scrap of shadow 11
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 14
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 13
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 14
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 13
screwdiver 3
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 8
scroll of drastic healing 5
scroll of pasta summoning 7
scrumptious ice ant 6
sea blueberry 1
sea persimmon 1
sea tangelo 1
seal lube 12
seal-blubber candle 17
seal-brain elixir 25
seal-toothed rock 2
sealhide belt 2
sealhide buckler 2
sealhide cloak 2
sealhide gloves 2
sealhide hood 2
sealhide leggings 2
sealhide moccasins 2
sealhide seal doll 8
sealhide snare 21
sealhide whip 1
Senior Mints 34
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 5
sewer nuggets 1
sewer wad 1
shadowy seal eye 3
sham champagne 2
shark jumper 1
shingle 14
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny stones 2
shiny tribal beads 10
shock collar 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 4
shot of nepenthe schnapps 3
shot of orange schnapps 8
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 2
shot of tomato schnapps 16
shredded hellseal hide 11
Silver Bullet beer 2
silver shotgun shell 1
silver shrimp fork 12
silver tongue charrrm 8
simple ancient cursed key 1
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 3
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 4
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
six-rainbow shield 1
sizzling seal fat 5
sk8board 1
skate board 1
skate skates 1
skeleton bone 41
skeleton key 1
skeleton key ring 1
skewer-mounted razor blade 2
skewered cat appendix 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
slap and tickle 2
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 7
sleaze powder 7
sleaze wad 6
sleazy fairy gravy 2
slice of pizza 8
slime convention swag bag 1
slip 'n' slide 1
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
slug of rum 1
slug of vodka 1
small box 33
small leather glove 1
smoking grass 218
smoky potion 25
smut orc keepsake box 1
snake 21
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 3
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 4
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 4
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 5
snorkel 4
Snow Queen Crown 4
snowboarder pants 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 4
soggy used band-aid 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid gold bowling ball 4
solid gold pegleg 2
sonar-in-a-biscuit 61
sorority brain 9
souvenir ski t-shirt 2
soy cordial 1
space jam 2
Space Tours Tripple 3
spade necklace 1
spaghetti con calaveras 3
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
Spam Witch sammich 40
sparkler 28
special sauce glove 1
spectral pickle 121
spectre scepter 4
SPF 451 lip balm 2
spices 2
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy noodles 1
spider web 50
spiked femur 5
spirit bed 1
spirit blanket 2
spirit gum 38
spirit mattress 2
spirit pillow 2
Spirit Precipice 1
spirit sheet 2
sponge cake 2
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky eggnog 13
spooky felt 3
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 160
spooky nuggets 3
spooky shroomkabob 2
spooky shrunken head 13
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 16
spooky wad 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spray paint 5
spring 2
sprocket 11
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
squashed frog 69
squirming egg sac 36
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stale baguette 3
stalk of asparagus 23
stapler bear 1
star 7
star boomerang 2
star buckler 2
star chart 1
star crossbow 1
star key lime pie 2
star shirt 1
star spatula 2
star staff 1
star stiletto 2
star sword 1
Steal This Candy 2
stench nuggets 7
stench powder 2
stench wad 4
stick of "gum" 2
stick of dynamite 4
stick-on eyebrow piercing 349
stick-on-a-string 2
stinky mushroom 10
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen office supplies 4
stolen sushi 15
stone banjo 1
stone frisbee 104
stone of eXtreme power 24
stone turtle 1
stop shield 1
strange cube 20
strange shiny disc 2
strawberry 38
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 2
strawberyl 19
strawberyl necklace 1
string of blue beads 4
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of green beads 1
stringy sinew 10
strongness elixir 9
stuffed alien blob 9
stuffed angry cow 25
stuffed astral badger 37
stuffed baby gravy fairy 1
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 12
stuffed can of asparagus 4
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 26
stuffed cocoabo 47
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1
stuffed dodecapede 4
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 1
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 2
stuffed hand turkey 54
stuffed key 9
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 32
stuffed martini 3
stuffed Meat 9
stuffed mind flayer 46
stuffed mink 8
stuffed monocle 11
stuffed ninja snowman 60
stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed scary death orb 57
stuffed shoulder parrot 38
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1
stuffed snowy owl 44
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 1
stuffed spooky mushroom 4
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1
stuffed teddy butler 9
stuffed tin of caviar 14
stuffed treasure chest 23
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 23
stuffed walrus 2
stuffed yo-yo 2
stuffed zmobie 1
stunt nuts 2
sturdy Crimbo crate 9
stylish swimsuit 3
styrofoam crossbow 1
styrofoam staff 1
styrofoam sword 1
sucker bucket 3
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 9
sucker tachi 2
sucky decal 2
sugar cherry 1
sugar lime 2
sugar sheet 1
sunken chest 25
suntan lotion of moxiousness 10
super salad 6
super-spiky hair gel 138
superamplified boom box 1
superheated fudge 12
Supernova Champagne 7
Swabbie™ swab 10
swashbuckling pants 21
sweet mochi ball 8
Sweet Sword 8
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
swirly potion 25
sword hilt 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
t8r tots 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 6
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 4
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 8
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 1
Tales of the Word Realms 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 3
tambourine bells 22
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 1
tap shoes 3
targeting chip 2
tarrrnish charrrm 7
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 332
tasty louse 11
tattered paper crown 1
tattered scrap of paper 4
teddy bear sewing kit 1
teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 3
temporary teardrop tattoo 1
ten-leaf clover 3
tequila grenade 50
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 15
that gum you like 2
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Cooler Out of Space 2
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Lost Comb 2
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 2
The Necbronomicon 2
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thin black candle 102
third-hand nunchaku 10
thistle wine 12
throwing bone 8
throwing wrench 4
Tiger-lily's milk 4
tighty whiteys 1
time sleigh 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tin magnolia 1
tin star 1
tiny balloon knife 2
tiny bottle of absinthe 29
tiny bust of Pallas 5
tiny house 3
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 3
tiny plastic accordion thief 2
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 2
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 2
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry space marine 2
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 2
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 3
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 6
tiny plastic batbugbear 2
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 2
tiny plastic beebee gunners 2
tiny plastic Beebee King 2
tiny plastic beebee queue 2
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 3
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 2
tiny plastic blazing bat 2
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 3
tiny plastic blooper 2
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 2
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 2
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 2
tiny plastic buzzerker 2
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