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Display Case for Jef (#889940)
This player is a member of the clan The WeLL of Loathing.

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Jef (#889940)
This player has 2,378 unique items and 76,643 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"meat" stick 1
1-ball 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 37
2-ball 1
3-ball 1
4-ball 1
4-dimensional fez 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
7-ball 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adobe abacus 1
adobe abaya 1
adobe adze 1
adobe arsecover 1
adobe ayam 1
adorable seal larva 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 31,337
all-purpose flower 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
arcanoferric housing 37
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arrow'd heart balloon 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos stick 1
aspirin 1
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automa-bot parts 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn dollar 1
Ax of L'rose 1
baby bark scorpion 1
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 3
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
ball 1
ballast turtle 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 8
bananagate 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10
barrelhead 1
baseball 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 194
battered Crimbo Crate 1
bauxite beret 1
bauxite bow-tie 1
bauxite boxers 1
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beautiful soup 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled cufflinks 2
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
birdbone corset 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 3
bit of clingfilm 8
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black catseye marble 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black lotus 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Bling of the New Wave 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloodstick 1
blown-out speaker cone 37
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 3
blue grass 1
blue money bag 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 10
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
body spradium 4
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 1
bone crusher 1
bone meal 1
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 63
boning knife 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze drive button 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 4
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 56
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottoms of the barrel 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowling ball 1
box of sunshine 167
box turtle 1
boxcar turtle 7
boxed champagne 1
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brass crank handle 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread pie 1
brick 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
brine 1
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
brown crock marble 1
brown pirate pants 1
brown plastic baby 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 1
bugbear detector 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bungle in the jungle 1
burnt stick 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 1
BURT 250
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cabooze 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
candied lime 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candy cane 1
candy cigarette 1
candy drive button 1
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 1
candy stick 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
cannonbomb 1
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
cardboard ore 1
carnivorous potted plant 1
carrot-on-a-stick 1
cat o' nine teeth 1
catgut taco 1
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
cement sandals 52
centipede eggs 1
centurion helmet 1
charged magnet 1
charisma potion 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
chest barrel 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
chewing gum on a string 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chitinous pod 1
chocolate bath ball 4
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 15
chocomotive 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome ore 1
chrome stick 1
Chroner 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cinnamon machine oil 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 1
clerical automa-core 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
cloning kit 1
clown hammer 1
club necklace 2
coal paperweight 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) 1
cocoa egg 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 1
Coinspiracy 1
Colander of Em-er'il 2
colorful plastic ball 1
computronic processing unit 1
congratulatory cake 2
contract enforcement stick 1
control crystal 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom wine 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corned beet 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
cozy scarf 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
cream pie 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 2
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 6
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 3
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo crystal shards 1
Crimbo dinner 1
Crimbo food scraps 1
Crimbo fudge 3
Crimbo peppermint bark 3
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 1
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbough 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 1
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 1
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 9
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 1
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 1
Crimbuck 1,542
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crusty hula hoop 2
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
custard pie 1
cyborg doll 1
cymbal syrup 1
D roll 1
daisy 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 1
dead lights pie 1
deadly nightshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
deck of tropical cards 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious salad 1
deluxe fax machine 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
designer handbag 1
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
diamond necklace 4
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 7
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
diluted makeup 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
disco ball 1
Disco Banjo 2
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 3
distilled fortified wine 1
divine can of silly string 1
dog ointment 1
doll house 1
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 32
dollhive 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
donated booze 54
donated candy 28
donated food 94
double daisy 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
dove DNA 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragonfish caviar 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1
drink chit 1
droll monocle 1
droppable microphone 1
dropped scrap of paper 11
duck-on-a-string 1
dueling turtle 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
ear poison 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 1
effluvious emerald 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 1
eggwater 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 2
electric pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
Elf Army machine parts 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 1
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 59
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 1
Elf Guard war standard 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 46
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 48
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish underarmor 1
emergency glowstick 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 22
encoder ring 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 1
ert grey goo ring 12
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic orchid 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
extremely confusing manual 1
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 13
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy party pants 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tin beer can 1
fat loot token 10
fat stacks of cash 1
felt 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive egg sac 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 26
fetid feather 1
Feynman gate 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a charred seal 100
figurine of a cold seal 100
figurine of a cute baby seal 100
figurine of a shadowy seal 100
figurine of a sleek seal 100
figurine of a slippery seal 4
figurine of a stinking seal 100
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 100
figurine of an ancient seal 100
figurine of an armored seal 100
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy lucre 23
fine wine 1
finger cuffs 1
fire 1
flaming feather 1
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
flapper floppers 1
flashing novelty button 4
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of egggrog 1
flat cider 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 1
fleshy putty 1
flirtatious feather 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 1
flour cookie 1
flower petal pie 1
foam dart 1
foam pistol 1
food drive button 1
foot-long hot daub 1
foreign box 1
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 1
free boots 1
freightcake 1
French slippers 1
fried air 1
Friendliness Beverage 1
friendly cheez blob 1
frightful feather 1
frigid-ass club 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frozen feather 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen seal spine 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 1
fruitcake 1
FunFunds™ 1
funky dried mushroom 1
furry green turtle 1
fustulent seal grulch 1
future drug: Coolscaline 1
future drug: Muscularactum 1
future drug: Smartinex 1
fuzzy dice 2
Gaia beads 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 1
garish pinky ring 2
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gelatinous meat mass 1
genie's bracers 1
genie's pants 1
genie's scimitar 1
genie's turbane 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghost beer 1
ghost cucumber 1
ghost of a necklace 2
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghostly dagger 1
ghuol egg 1
ghuol egg quiche 1
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 1
giant diamond ring 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant pinky ring 1
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 1
gift-a-pult 3
gilded lily 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread pirate 1
glacial sapphire 1
gladiator tunica 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of herbal tequila 1
glass pie plate 1
glass slipper 1
gleaming oyster egg 1
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening oyster egg 1
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnatwing earring 1
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
goat cheese taco 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
gold tooth 1
golden fleece 1
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
golden ring 1
goo magnet 1
Goodfella contract 9
gooey lava globs 1
googly eye 1
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
gooified animal matter 7
gooified mineral matter 5
gooified vegetable matter 5
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
gray bow tie 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green balloon 1
green BRICKO brick 1
green candygram 1
green clay bead 15
Green Clover of Justice 1
green glowstick 2
green peawee marble 1
grinning turtle 1
grip key 1
grisly shield 1
grog nuts 1
groggipop 1
groupie lipstick 1
grue egg 1
grumpy old man charrrm 1
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 1
gumshoes 1
gunwale 1
gunwale whalegun 1
gym shorts 1
gyroscope 1
hamethyst 1
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
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Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
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herringcello 62
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How to Play Othello 1
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iFlail 1
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iGoogly 1
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Iron Beta of Industry 164
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ivory cue ball 1
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kumquartz 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
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Lil' Snowball Factory 1
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liver and let pie 1
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Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 192
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Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
love 1
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M-242 1
Mace of the Tortoise 56
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madius 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
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Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
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My First Paycheck envelope 1
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Mysterious Green Box 6
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Newman's Own Trousers 2
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 22
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Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
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polyester pulsera 1
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pool of liquid metal 2,165
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pr0n taco 1
prank Crimbo card 1
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precision snowball 1
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pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
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quantum of familiar 10
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Raggedy Hippy doll 1
ram stick 1
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really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
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recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
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Red Balloon of Valor 1
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Regular Cloaca Cola 1
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replica Ten Dollars 1
residual chitin paste 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
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rickety old unicycle 1
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rigid carapace 1
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ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
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ring of half-assed regeneration 1
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Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
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roboduck-on-a-string 1
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rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 4
Rock Pops 1
rockfish stomach 1
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rogue swarmer 1
roll in the hay 1
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roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 1
Roman sadnals 1
Roo trading card 1
rose 2
rotten tomato 1
royal jelly taco 1
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rubber emo roe 1
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Rubee™ 1
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rusty chain necklace 10
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rxr shield 1
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Safari Jack's moustache 2
salt wages 1
salted mutton 1
samurai turtle 1
sand dollar 1
sandwich of the gods 22
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sawed-off blunderbuss 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
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scotch on the rocks 1
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scrap of sticky paper 1
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seal-brain elixir 1
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sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
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seaode 1
secret from the future 1
security automa-core 1
self-repairing earmuffs 1
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Serenity trading card 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
set of jacks 1
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shadowy seal eye 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
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shipwright's hammer 1
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
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shot of mescal 1
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shredded hellseal hide 1
signal receiver 37
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simple AI 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
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skeleton quiche 1
skeletortoise 1
skull of the Bonerdagon 194
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sleeping stocking 1
sleeping wereturtle 1
sleeve deuce 1
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 1
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slimy sweetbreads 1
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 5
small slimy cyst 1
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SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH spaulders 1
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snailmail breeches 1
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snake 1
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Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
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snow halo 1
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snow pants 1
snowstick 1
sock monkey 1
solid asbestos box 1
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solid gold jewel 1
solid linoleum box 1
soup turtle 1
Source shades 1
Source terminal SPAM chip 1
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
space jam 6
space jam toast 1
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spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
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sparking El Vibrato drone 1
spectre scepter 292
speed limit shield 1
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
Spelunker's fedora 1
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jerky stick 1
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spinning wheel 1
spooky bark 1
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spooky felt 1
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spooky toy wheel 1
spooky wooden block 1
Spring Bros. ID badge 1
Spring Bros. solenoid 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
squirming egg sac 1
Stabonic scroll 1
stainless steel scarf 7
stainless steel shillelagh 8
stainless steel skullcap 33
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stainless steel solitaire 12
stainless steel suspenders 8
stapler bear 1
star key lime pie 1
steamed oyster 1
steamy ruby 1
steely marble 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 2
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stick-on gnome beard 1
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sticky hand whip 1
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sticky meat kilt 1
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sticky meat skirt 1
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stomach turnover 1
stone of eXtreme power 1
stop shield 1
strange helix fossil 1
strange shiny disc 1
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strawberyl 1
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stringy sinew 31,337
Strix stix 1
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stuffed astral badger 27
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stuffed cocoabo 11
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stuffed Meat 19
stuffed mind flayer 7
stuffed mink 18
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stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed porpoise 1
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
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stuffed teddy butler 20
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stuffed walrus 1
stuffed yeti 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
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stuffing 1
sturdy Crimbo crate 1
styrofoam ore 1
sub-molecular interocitor 1
sugarplum ration 1
sundae ration 1
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super salad 1
super-absorbent tarp 1
superduperball 1
Supernova Champagne 1
sweatband 1
Swedish coffee 1
Sword of Dark Omens 1
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic rock 1
synthetic stuffing 1
taco shell 1
tainted seal's blood 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tapped black lotus 1
tarnished bottlecap 1
tarnished metal ring 1
tarrrnish charrrm 1
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tattered paper crown 3
tawdry amethyst 1
teddy bear 1
teddy borg 1
teflon ore 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
the Crymbich Manuscript 1
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
The Emperor's new hat 1
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The One Mood Ring 1
The Ring 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Superconductor's CPU 1
theoretical string 1
thermos of brew 1
third ear 1
thistle wine 1
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 1
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing candy 1
throwing wrench 17
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 1
Thwaitgold ant statuette 1
Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette 3
Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 4
Thwaitgold bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 6
Thwaitgold chigger statuette 10
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 1
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 8
Thwaitgold fairyfly statue 12
Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 2
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 1
Thwaitgold harvestman statuette 1
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 13
Thwaitgold listening bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 1
Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette 13
Thwaitgold metabug statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette 1
Thwaitgold moth statuette 1
Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 19
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette 4
Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette 10
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 3
Thwaitgold slug statuette 10
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette 8
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 7
Thwaitgold termite statuette 1
Thwaitgold time fly statuette 1
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette 15
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
TI-9000 calculator 1
Tiki lighter 1
time shuriken 1
time sleigh 1
tin star 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 1
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 1
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 1
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 1
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 1
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 1
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny handful of mixed nuts 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic Armory 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic caboose 1
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheer Core 1
tiny plastic chem lab 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic coal car 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic dining car 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 2
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic food lab 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 5
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic locomotive 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic nog lab 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic passenger car 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic primary lab 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny slimy cyst 1
toe jam 6
toe jam toast 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
tooth 1
tooth cap 1
toothsome rock 1
toothy trousers 1
top 1
topeé 1
topiary necktie 1
topiary tights 1
torn hellseal sinew 1
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 1
tourmalime 1
toxic mop 1
toy crazy train 1
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy deathbot 1
toy hoverpad 1
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 1
toy ray gun 1
toy sixgun 3
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 1
toy train 1
toy wheel 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 1
traffic jam 6
traffic jam toast 1
Trainbot autoassembly module 1
Trainbot circuitry 1
Trainbot harness 1
Trainbot linkages 1
Trainbot luggage hook 1
Trainbot optics 1
Trainbot plating 1
Trainbot radar monocle 1
Trainbot servomotors 1
Trainbot slag 1
Trainbot tubing 1
tree-eating kite 1
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
trick coin 1
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical paperweight 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
trousers of the white knight 1
Tuesday's ruby 1
tulip 1
turtle pheromones 1
turtle wax 1
turtlemail bits 1
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 1
Twelve Night Energy 1
twitching claw 1
Twitching Television Tattoo 1
twitching time capsule 1
Uncle Buck 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Underworld trunk 1
unearthed potsherd 1
unearthly onyx 1
unidentifiable dried fruit 1
unidentified drink 1
universal biscuit 1
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards 1
unquiet spirits 1
unsanitized scalpel 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 1
unstable laser battery 1
untamable turtle 1
unused soap 1
unusual disco ball 2
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urinal cake 1
UV monocular 1
Valentine 1
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable coin 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire pearl ring 1
vampire pellet 1
vanilla-frosted king cake 15
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
velcro ore 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 149
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vibrating cyborg knife 1
vinegar 1
vinyl ore 1
viral DNA 1
viscous lava globs 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 3
volcanic ash 1
Volcoino 1
volleyball 1
wad of cotton 15
wad of slimy rags 1
Wal-Mart gift certificate 1
walrus ice cream 1
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warm El Vibrato drone 1
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 1
water-polo cap 1
waterlogged crate 2
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
wet tack 1
whale cerebrospinal fluid 1
whalecake 1
whalegun 1
whalesteak 1
wheel 1
whiskey in a broken glass 1
white arm towel 1
white balloon 1
white candygram 1
white class ring 1
white Crimbo ball 1
white earbuds 1
white lightning 1
white money bag 1
white tulip 1
whoopie cushion 1
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up chattering teeth 1
witch hat 1
Woldo trading card 1
wolfman mask 1
Wolfman Nardz 1
wooden block 1
wooden salad bowl 1
wooly loincloth 1
Workytime Tea 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
wrench bracelet 8
wriggling tentacle 1
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 3
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
x-ray specs 1
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
yabba dabba doo rag 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
yellow candygram 1
yellow glowstick 5
Yellow Moon of Compassion 3
yellow paisley oyster egg 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1
yellow snowcone 1
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yield shield 1
yo 1
yo-yo 1
yule grog 1
yule hatchet 1
Z-Bone steak 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 2
zombie accordion 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
Zombo's skull ring 1