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Display Case for zoidman (#905723)
This player is ranked #106 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,933 items.

This player is a member of the clan MajorGeeks.

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zoidman (#905723)
This player has 4,933 unique items and 49,553 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 111
"honey" dipper 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 3
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 3
30669 scroll 4
33398 scroll 4
334 scroll 4
37x37x37 puzzle cube 13
4-ball 3
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 22
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 2
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 4
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 2
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 3
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 2
accord ion 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 6
acoustic guitarrr 4
actual reality goggles 13
adder 2
adder bladder 569
adorable seal larva 2
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 16
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 5
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 3
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient poisoned dart 23
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 2
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 2
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 136
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 13
angst burger 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 5
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 2
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 44
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 46
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 5
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 2
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arm buzzer 1
armgun 2
around the world 1
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 2
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 2
Artist's Spatula of Despair 2
Artist's Whisk of Misery 3
asbestos apron 3
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 2
asbestos ore 2
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 4
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 7
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 3
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 3
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 1
Aura Libre 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 2
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 71
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 5
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 2
bad-ass club 3
badass belt 4
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of GORF 2
bag of GORP 2
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 48
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 2
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 62
balsa plank 26
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 3
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 3
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 7
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 28
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 2
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 31
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batblade 1
batgut 32
bath ball gift set 3
battered Crimbo Crate 2
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 16
beach glass bead 3
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 3
beaver spear 14
bed of coals 3
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 359
beer bong 14
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 10
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 5
bejeweled pledge pin 39
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bellhop bell 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 7
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 5
BGE shotglass 11
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 9
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 6
big boom 2
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 5
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 635
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 32
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 4
bit of clingfilm 2
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 29
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 10
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 63
black forest ham 39
black greaves 1
black helmet 2
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 2
Black No. 2 190
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 199
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 2
black plastic oyster egg 3
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 23
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 3
black snake skin 27
black snowcone 2
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black tear 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 29
blammer 2
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 2
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 91
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 5
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 43
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 5
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 2
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 18
bloody clown pants 10
bloody mary 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 12
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 2
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 17
blue potion 2
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 3
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 1
bone abacus 1
bone aperitif 3
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 1
bone chips 1
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 4
bone meal 2
bone rattle 2
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 2
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 2
book of matches 2
boot knife 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 4
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 2
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 3
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 901
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 2
bottle of goofballs 33
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 9
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 12
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 2
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 110
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 2
bottle of whiskey 2
bottle of wine 2
bottle opener belt buckle 29
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 2
boulder 21
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 2
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 1
box 2
box of Dweebs 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 3
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 2
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 152
brains casserole 2
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 15
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 106
brass stinger 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 2
breakfast mess 1
breath mint 1
brick 2
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 2
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 2
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 3
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 2
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 31
broken sword 25
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 2
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 22
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 2
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 7
bugbear detector 2
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 6
bull blubber 14
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 2
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 2
burnt flower 1
burst hellseal brain 53
BURT 1
bus pass 17
butterfly knife 3
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 20
C.H.U.M. knife 17
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 1
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
Camp Scout pup tent 110
can cannon 2
can of Adultwitch™ 2
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of franks 'n' beans 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 8
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1,341
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 12
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 22
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 2
candy cane 91
candy cane candygram 1
candy crayons 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 3
candy skeleton 6
candy stake 9
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 2
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 4
carbonated soy milk 207
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 3
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 5
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 2
carob chunk noodles 2
carob chunks 2
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 2
carton of rotten eggs 3
cartoon heart 2
casino pass 1
cast 2
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 18
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 2
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 2
centipede eggs 2
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
Chakra Libre 1
chaos butterfly 86
chaos popcorn 2
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 2
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheesy eagle sauce 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 2
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 6
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 2
Chinese curse words 2
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 3
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 2
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 1
chloroform rag 43
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 2
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 6
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 56
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cinnamon cannoli 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
citrus-infused sake 1
classy monkey 2
clay peace-sign bead 1
Claybender glasses 2
Climate Colada 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 2
Cloaca grenade 35
Cloaca-Cola 9
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 2
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 2
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 3
clown shoes 4
clown skin 1
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 5
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 1
cluster of hops 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal paperweight 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 53
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 4
cog 2
cog and sprocket assembly 3
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 10
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 1
comb jelly 1
Comet Drop 2
Comet Pop 1
comfy coffin 4
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 50
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 3
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 3
corned-beef Reuben 2
cornuthaum 2
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 2
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 3
corpsetini 2
correction fluid 1
corrupted data 1
cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 1
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
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El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
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El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
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felt 2
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fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
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ghost cucumber 102
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Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 1
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guy made of bee pollen 1
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hair of the calf 5
hair of the fish 2
hair oil 34
hair spray 1
Hairpiece On Fire 10
hairy staff 1
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half-baked potion 1
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hammerus 1
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handful of honey 1
handful of juicy garbage 1
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handful of pine needles 213
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handful of sawdust 1
handful of Smithereens 1
handful of walnuts 1
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Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 1
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happiness 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 4
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Hatorade 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 1
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hermit permit 62
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Herring Wallbanger 1
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Hodgman's cane 2
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Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
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Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
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holiday cheese log 32
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holy bomb, batman 2
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honey mead 1
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honey-dew 1
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hot wing 129
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Hunger™ Sauce 1
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iGoogly 1
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Imp Ale 441
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inkwell 1
inky squid sauce 1
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Instant Karma 2
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ion grid 1
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
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ivory cue ball 1
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jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
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jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
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La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
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Lars the Cyberian 1
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lawnmower blade 15
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leaf of grass 291
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leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 1
leathery rat skin 1
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Lederhosen of the Night 1
leechknife 1
left bracket 2
left half of a heart necklace 2
left parenthesis 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 7
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lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 1
length of old fuse 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 2
leprechaun hatchling 1
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lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 3
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 10
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
libation of liveliness 1
library card 1
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licorice root 1
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 1
limburger biker boots 3
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lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 41
line 2
linoleum crossbow 1
linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum ore 2
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Little Crimson Book 2
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live wire 1
liver and let pie 1
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 2
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobos Mints 2
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Locust 1
logging hatchet 1
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Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 203
long pork 1
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 10
long-forgotten necklace 1
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 87
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 9
los chinos 1
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 2
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 2
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lucky cat statue 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 7
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
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lump of diamond 1
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lupine sword 1
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M-242 2
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Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 7
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Mad Train wine 7
Mae West 2
mafia aria 2
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magicalness-in-a-can 2
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MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
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magnolia blossom 1
maid head 1
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makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
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mama's squeezebox 1
mana curds 1
mandarina colada 2
Manetwich 2
mangled finger 1
manly bloomers 1
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maple leaf 1
maple syrup 2
margarita 1
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mariachi hat 32
mariachi pants 2
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marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
marshmallow 1
marshmallow flambé 2
martini 2
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 247
massive gemstone 33
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
massive sitar 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 3
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 2
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 3
meat cowboy hat 1
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meat engine 1
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 1
meat golem 1
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meat paste 2
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meat st‰¿bing club 358
meat stack 4
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 162
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meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 1
Meleegra™ pills 88
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melted Jell-o shot 2
memory of a C 13
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 3
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memory of a T 5
memory of an A 4
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memory of some delicious amino acids 5
menorette 1
menudo 3
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin begsign 1
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin bunwig 1
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin cooljuice 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 2
Mer-kin finpaddle 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 1
Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
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Mer-kin hookspear 3
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin knucklebone 1
Mer-kin lipstick 1
Mer-kin lunchbox 1
Mer-kin mouthsoap 1
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
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Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 1
Mer-kin rocksalt 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin saltmint 2
Mer-kin saltsquid 3
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin stopwatch 1
Mer-kin strongjuice 1
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 2
Mer-kin weaksauce 1
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
Mer-kin worktea 1
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 2
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metal band T-shirt 11
metal mandible 1
metallic A 2
metallic foil cat ears 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 22
Microplushie: Bropane 12
Microplushie: Dorkonide 13
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 8
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 5
Microplushie: Gothochondria 13
Microplushie: Hippylase 22
Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 10
Microplushie: Otakulone 24
Microplushie: Raverdrine 13
Microplushie: Sororitrate 11
microwave stogie 1
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 1
Milk Studs 2
milky potion 1
mime soul fragment 1
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 44
miner's helmet 2
miner's pants 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
Misty Cape 1
Misty Cloak 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 1
Mohobo 1
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 1
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 25
molten brick 1
molten scrap metal 1
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
monster pants 1
Moon Pie 2
moonberry wine cooler 1
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 1
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 19
Mountain Stream soda 2
moustache sock 1
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 204
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 15
Mr. Joe's bangles 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 21
MSG 2
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 3
mulled cider 17
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mummy wrapping 1
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murky potion 1
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 1
mushroom pizza 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 2
mysterious chemical residue 2
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nachos of the night 2
nail file 1
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 4
nanite-infested eggnog 2
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
nanofiber cloth 1
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty rat mask 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 5
Necrotelicomnicon 1
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Neuromancer 2
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New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 3
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
night-vision goggles 1
Nightstalker perfume 1
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja hot pants 2
ninja mop 1
ninja rope 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 2
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 2
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 1
nugget of sodium 23
nurse's hat 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 1
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 3
ocarina of space 2
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 2
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 10
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 3
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 30
Oh, the Humanitini 2
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 1
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
oily boid 1
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 2
ointment of the occult 1
Okee-Dokee soda 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 2
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old candy wrapper 1
old chum 1
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old leather wallet 2
old love note 1
old patched suit-pants 1
old school beer pull tab 6
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old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old soft shoes 2
old sweatpants 302
old-fashioned 1
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olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 2
open sauce 1
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orange 2
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 2
orange leather lanyard 2
orange peel hat 1
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 2
orc paste 1
orc wrist 7
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 5
Orcish frat-paddle 1
orcish hand lotion 1
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 43
orcish rubber 1
orcish stud-finder 24
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 30
original G 2
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 2
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 2
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 2
oven mitts 6
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 2
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 3
oversized pizza cutter 1
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 1
P.B.L.T. 1
pacification grenade 1
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pack of pogs 1
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PADL Phone 1
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Pain Dip 3
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 83
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
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palm frond 1
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
panhandle panhandling hat 3
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 1
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 2
papaya sling 2
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 7
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 48
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 5
pasta spoon 40
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 30
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 1
pawn cookie 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 1
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 1
peanut sauce 1
pear 1
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 1
pebblebräu 1
pec oil 1
pencil kunai 2
pencil stub 1
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 20
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint twist 1
percent sign 2
perforated battle paddle 33
perfume of prejudice 1
perpendicular guano 5
perpendicular hula 5
personalized birthday cake 1
pestoblade 1
pet anemone 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petit 4.1 4
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 39
ph balancer 1
phase-tuned shield generator belt 2
phat turquoise bead 3
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 2
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 2
phonics down 1,030
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1,476
physiostim pill 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 2
pickelhaube 10
pickle-flavored chewing gum 52
pickled egg 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 3
Piddles 1
pie crust 1
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 3
piercing post 1
pile of candy 3
pile of dusty animal bones 6
pile of gold coins 2
pile of jumping beans 2
pile of useless robot parts 21
pill cup 2
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 3
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 2
pink candy heart 1
pink pinkslip slip 2
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 2
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 1
piping organ pie 8
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 2
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 29
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 1
pixel energy tank 1
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 1
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel pill 1
pixel power cell 1
pixel shield 2
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 2
pixel whip 2
pixellated candy heart 580
pixellated moneybag 1
Plague of Locusts 1
plaid swatch 1
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 3
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 2
plastic ingot 1
plastic passion fruit 23
PlexiPips 3
plot hole 2
plum 1
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 25
plump juicy grub 1
plush hamsterpus 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 7
pog #03 (warwelf) 6
pog #04 (skleleton) 4
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 3
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 4
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 5
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 6
pog #10 (hobo) 3
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 21
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 1
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann band-aid 61
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 17
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 8
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 4
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 12
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 11
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 12
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 10
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 6
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 7
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 13
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 5
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 12
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 15
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 10
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 11
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 1
Polysniff Perfume 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 1
pool of liquid metal 3
pool torpedo 1
popcorn 1
popsicle stick 2
porquoise 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 2
porquoise ring 2
portable corkscrew 1
portable motorcycle 1
portable photocopier 1
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 2
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 1
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 7
potted fern 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
poultrygeist 2
poutine 2
poutine pole 2
powdered candy sushi set 1
powdered donut 15
powdered organs 20
powdered sealbone 1
powdered wig 1
pr0n cocktail 3
pr0n legs 1
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 11
pressurized potion of perception 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 1
pristine fish scale 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 2
procrastination potion 19
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 6
protein paste 1
prussian cathouse 1
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 1
psychoanalytic jar 1
puce paisley oyster egg 3
puce plastic oyster egg 3
puce polka-dot oyster egg 3
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 100
pufferfish spine 1
pulled porquoise earring 3
pulled porquoise pendant 2
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulsing flesh 2
pumpkin 1
pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin bomb 3
pumpkin juice 2
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 1
Punchplanter 1
punk rock jacket 27
purple corpsel 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 2
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 2
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 1
pygmy briefs 1
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy dart 2
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy papers 5
pygmy phone number 1
pygmy pygment 1
pygmy spear 2
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum disintegrator pistol 2
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 2
queen cookie 1
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rabbit punch 1
Rad Lib 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 2
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 2
ram horns 1
ram stick 2
Ram's Face Lager 3
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 44
rat appendix kabob 20
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 1
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rattlesnake enrager 1
rave whistle 28
ravenous eye 1
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 3
razor-sharp can lid 2
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 1
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red China marble 1
red class ring 82
red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 2
red gummi ingot 1
red paisley oyster egg 2
Red Pill 1
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 2
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 3
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red potion 1
Red Rover BB gun 1
red snowcone 2
red striped oyster egg 1
red wagon 1
red-and-green sweater 1
red-headed corpse 1
redrum 1
refrigerated biohazard container 1
regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
reinforced beaded headband 1
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 2
repeating crossbow 2
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
respected companion biscuit 3
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 3
rice bowl 2
ridiculous cocktail 1
ridiculous sandwich 1
ridiculously huge sword 49
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 2
right half of a heart necklace 1
right parenthesis 1
rigid carapace 3
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 15
ring of cold resistance 3
ring of conflict 3
Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 9
ring of increase damage 2
ring of teleportation 2
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted duck 2
roasted marshmallow 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 104
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 104
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 104
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 103
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 104
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 103
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 104
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 104
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 104
robotronic egg 46
rock 2
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 2
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 2
rocky raccoon 40
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 1
roll in the hay 3
roll of drink tickets 3
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 97
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
root beer 1
rough fish scale 1
round blue bomb 2
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 32
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 3
rubber band gun 1
rubber gloves 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 6
rubber WWJD? bracelet 5
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 5
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 7
ruby W 1
rum and cola 2
rum barrel charrrm 1
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 6
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 1
rusty compass 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 2
rusty hedge trimmers 26
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 4
rusty porthole 1
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 1
rusty staff 1
rusty valve wheel 1
s'more 1
s'more gun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 2
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 1
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 2
Safari Jack's moustache 1
safarrri hat 1
safety vest 1
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 199
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 1
salinated mint julep 3
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salt water taffy 1
salty dog 2
salty slug 1
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 2
sandcastle 2
sandpaper 1
sangria 1
Sangria de Menthe 1
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 35
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 1
sausage pizza 1
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 1
sawblade fragment 1
sawblade shield 1
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 1
school spirit socket set 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1
scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
scrap metal 1
scrap of shadow 2
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1
screwdiver 2
screwdriver 4
screwing pooch 17
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 7
scroll of drastic healing 2
scroll of pasta summoning 2
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 2
scrunchie tourniquet 33
Scuba Snack 1
sea avocado 2
sea blueberry 1
sea broccoli 1
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 1
sea chaps 1
sea cowbell 1
sea cucumber 1
sea grease 3
sea honeydew 1
sea lace 1
sea lasso 1
sea leather 1
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 1
sea radish 1
sea salt crystal 1
sea salt scrubs 1
sea tangelo 1
seal lube 1
seal tooth 2
seal-blubber candle 1
seal-brain elixir 1
seal-clubbing club 34
seal-skull helmet 4
seal-toothed rock 1
seaode 1
seaweed 2
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 259
secret mummy herbs and spices 2
security blankie 1
security flashlight 1
seegar butt 1
Senior Mints 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
severed flipper 1
sewer nuggets 776
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 1
shadowy cat claw 1
shadowy seal eye 1
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
shaking skull 1
sham champagne 7
shamanic beads 11
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 2
shard of double-ice 1,348
shark cartilage 2
shark jumper 1
shark tooth 1
shark tooth necklace 2
shavin' razor 1
shaving cream 2
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
Shield of Icy Fate 4
shimmering rainbow sand 3
shin gourds 1
shingle 2
shining goblet 1
shining halo 1
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny gold fronts 1
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 9
shiny stones 4
shiny tribal beads 3
shirt kit 1
Shivering Chèvre 27
shock belt 2
shock collar 1
shoo-fish pie 1
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
short calculator 2
short-handled mop 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 2
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of peach schnapps 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shot of rotgut 3
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shot of tomato schnapps 3
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 41
shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 1
Silver Bullet beer 1
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shotgun shell 1
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 1
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 1
single swig of vodka 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 2
sinister altar fragment 7
six pack of Mountain Stream 169
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 10
six-armed sweater 1
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
six-rainbow shield 1
Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 3
skate blade 2
skate board 1
skate skates 2
skate skin 1
skelelton spine 4
skeletal banana 17
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton 501
skeleton bone 412
skeleton key 2
skeleton key ring 2
skeleton quiche 1
skeleton skis 1
skeletortoise 1
skewer 1
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skewered cat appendix 2
skirt / kilt kit 1
skull gearshift knob 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 1
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 2
sleaze clusterbomb 1
sleaze nuggets 1
sleaze powder 1
sleaze wad 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 5
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleep mask 1
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 42
sleeping wereturtle 1
slice of pizza 2
slick fish meat 2
slide rule 5
slightly peevedbow 1
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
slime convention coupons 2
slime convention flyers 2
slime convention pin 2
slime convention swag bag 1
slime convention t-shirt 2
slime stack 1
Slimebite 2
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 1
slimy chest 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 9
slimy paste 1
slimy sweetbreads 4
slingshot 2
slip 'n' slide 1
Slippery Knob 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 2
slug of rum 3
slug of shochu 4
slug of vodka 1
small box 3
small leather glove 1
small slimy cyst 1
smart skull 3
smashed danish 1
smile-sharpening stone 1
smiley-face sticker 1
smiling rat 1
smirking shrunken head 1
smoked potsherd 28
smoking grass 1
smoky potion 1
smoldering staff 1
smudged alchemical recipe 1
smut orc keepsake box 1
smut orc sunglasses 7
snailmail bits 141
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 2
snake 1
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 3
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 3
snorkel 1
snow cleats 1
snow crab 2
snow fort 10
snow machine 1
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowball 2
snowboarder pants 3
sock garters 1
sock monkey 1
soda water 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 2,021
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
software glitch 2
soggy seed packet 1
soggy used band-aid 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 2
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 12
solid gold pegleg 11
solid linoleum box 1
solid state loom 2
sonar-in-a-biscuit 61
sorority brain 2
soup turtle 1
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 2
soy cordial 2
soyburger juice 1
soylent staff 1
space jam 1
space jam toast 2
space marine flash grenade 1
Space Tourist Phaser 3
Space Tours Tripple 1
spade necklace 5
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 5
spaghetti cult rosary 1
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 3
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 3
spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 1
spangly unitard 1
spark plug earring 1
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 1
spectral axe 1
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 1
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
SPF 451 lip balm 1
sphygmomanometer 1
spiced rum 2
spices 2
spicy bean burrito 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 1
spider web 2
spiked femur 3
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit blanket 2
spirit gum 1
spirit mattress 5
spirit pillow 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 1
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 1
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky bindle 1
spooky clusterbomb 1
spooky cosmetics bag 2
spooky eggnog 4
spooky eyeliner 1
spooky felt 9
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 3
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky length of string 11
spooky lipstick 1
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 2
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 2
spooky pirate skeleton 1
spooky powder 1
spooky sap 19
spooky scarecrow 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 4
spooky staff 1
spooky stick 4
spooky stir-fry 1
spooky stuffing 3
Spooky Surprise Egg 1
spooky toy wheel 4
spooky wad 1
spooky wooden block 3
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 2
spoon! 1
spork 1
spray paint 2
spring 2
sprocket 2
sprocket assembly 1
spruce juice 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 1
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 21
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 2
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 2
stale baguette 2
stalk of asparagus 1
staph of homophones 1
stapler bear 1
star 2
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star chart 2
star crossbow 2
star hat 1
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 1
star pants 1
star shirt 1
star spatula 1
star staff 2
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 1
stench powder 1
stench wad 1
stepmom's booze 2
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 1
stick of "gum" 3
stick of dynamite 1
stick-on gnome beard 1
stick-on mini solar panels 1
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 2
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stinkin' bindle 3
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 2
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 31
stolen meatpouch 1
stolen necklace 1
stolen office supplies 1
stolen sushi 73
stomach turnover 1
stomp box 1
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 1
stone frisbee 1
Stone Golem pebbles 1
stone of eXtreme power 12
stone turtle 1
stone wool 2
strange cube 1
strange paste 1
strange shiny disc 1
straw hat 2
strawberry 1
strawberry daiquiri 2
strawberry pie 2
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberry wine 2
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 2
strawberyl 1
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 1
stress ball 1
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1
string of blue beads 1
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of dingle balls 1
string of green beads 1
string of red beads 1
stringy sinew 5
strongness elixir 1
studded leather boxer shorts 1
stuffed alien blob 25
stuffed angry cow 29
stuffed astral badger 17
stuffed baby gravy fairy 26
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 132
stuffed can of asparagus 3
stuffed Cheshire bitten 29
stuffed cocoabo 29
stuffed crazy bastard sword 57
stuffed dodecapede 3
stuffed doppelshifter 3
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 26
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 21
stuffed ghuol whelp 6
stuffed gray blob 18
stuffed hand turkey 36
stuffed Hodgman 4
stuffed key 29
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 27
stuffed martini 50
stuffed Meat 125
stuffed mind flayer 24
stuffed mink 127
stuffed Mob Penguin 1
stuffed monocle 124
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 21
stuffed shoulder parrot 2
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 31
stuffed snowy owl 25
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 26
stuffed spooky mushroom 4
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 25
stuffed teddy butler 164
stuffed tin of caviar 122
stuffed treasure chest 45
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 27
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