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Doctor Nick (#934178)

This player has 4,624 unique items and 30,207 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	41
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	5
	1-ball	10
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	8
	2-ball	16
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	17
	30669 scroll	20
	33398 scroll	160
	334 scroll	1
	4-ball	12
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional guitar	9
	4:20 bomb	2
	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
	5-ball	10
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	9
	64067 scroll	4
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	13
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	6
	7-inch discus	2
	8-ball	71
	9-ball	3
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	5
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	25
	A muse-bouche	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	5
	Abyssal ember	1
	accidental cider	1
	acid-squirting flower	6
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	adder bladder	75
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	17
	aerated diving helmet	3
	affordable teak perch	1
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	agua de vida	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	6
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	2
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	2
	Alice's Army Page	2
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
	Alice's Army Wallman	2
	all-purpose cleaner	81
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	3
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	1
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
	Amulet of Yendor	1
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	20
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	6
	Ancient Saucehelm	1
	ancient spice	25
	ancient stone fist	6
	ancient stone head	2
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
	anemone nematocyst	2
	angel-food cake	1
	Angelhair Culottes	3
	Angry Farmer candy	2
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angst burger	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	annoying pitchfork	3
	ant agonist	1
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	3
	ant rake	3
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	2
	anticheese	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	8
	antique hand mirror	3
	antique helmet	10
	antique packet of ketchup	10
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	2
	antique shield	8
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	14
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	17
	armgun	6
	around the world	1
	arrow'd heart balloon	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	ASCII shirt	8
	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
	asparagus knife	6
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	aspirin	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	2
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	1
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	Aura Libre	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	6
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	6
	babycakes	1
	bacon bath ball	8
	baconstone	1
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	157
	badass pie	1
	badger badge	1
	bag of airline peanuts	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	2
	bag of many confections	3
	bag of QWOP	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	balaclava	4
	balaclava baklava	2
	ball	1
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	1
	balloon helmet	7
	balloon monkey	4
	balloon shield	5
	balloon sword	5
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	7
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	2
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	103
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	2
	bananagate	1
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo strings	1
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	bark beret	2
	bark boxers	2
	bark bracelet	2
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
	barrrnacle	6
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	2
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
	Barulio's bottle	3
	baseball	3
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	2
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	1
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batblade	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	2
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	1
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	2
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful soup	1
	bed of coals	1
	beefy fish meat	17
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	1
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	2
	beertini	11
	beery blood	1
	begpwnia	1
	beholed bedsheet	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	2
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	14
	bejeweled pledge pin	5
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
	berries of suffering	3
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
	BGE merchandise order form	18
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	17
	BGE temporary tattoo	3
	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
	big bad voodoo mask	3
	big bass drum	10
	big boom	1
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	1
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	2
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	6
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	1
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	1
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	3
	bitter bowtie	1
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	2
	black belt	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	3
	black candy heart	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cowboy hat	2
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	8
	black forest ham	8
	black greaves	2
	black helmet	2
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	2
	black lotus	1
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	2
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black plastic oyster egg	3
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	6
	black sheepskin diploma	2
	black shield	2
	black snake skin	2
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	2
	black velvet box	2
	black-and-blue light	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	2
	blackberry galoshes	2
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
	blammer	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	2
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	8
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	Bling of the New Wave	4
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	3
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloody beer	5
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody mary	74
	blue class ring	3
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	1
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	1
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	2
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	2
	boilermaker	1
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	2
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	1
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	1
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	24
	boning knife	1
	booby trap	1
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
	borg sock monkey	2
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	7
	Boris's ring	3
	borrowed time	2
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	24
	bottle of alcohol	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	2
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	1
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	3
	bottle of gin	254
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	1
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	2
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
	bottle of melodramamine	3
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	33
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	1
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	799
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	32
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	2
	bottle of tequila	67
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	1,636
	bottle of whiskey	36
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	boulder	4
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	3
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	71
	bowl of fishysoisse	17
	bowl of lucky charms	2
	bowl of rye sprouts	2
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	box	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	4
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	1,565
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	29
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainy skull	1
	brand new key	2
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass stinger	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	breaded beer	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick	2
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	3
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO egg	1
	BRICKO elephant	2
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	2
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO stud	1
	BRICKO sword	2
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	1
	brigand brittle	1
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	1
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	1
	briny vinegar	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	1
	broken sword	9
	bronze breastplate	2
	bronze handcuffs	2
	bronzed locust	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	7
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	2
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	2
	bubblewrap staff	2
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	24
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	2
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	2
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	2
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	246
	BURT	1
	bus pass	17
	Buttery Knob	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cactus fruit	1
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	3
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	1
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
	can of maces	2
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	22
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	6
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied kobold	2
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	4
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	16
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy kneecapping stick	3
	candy knuckles	3
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	1
	candycaine powder	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	1
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	1
	canteen of wine	3
	capacitor relay	1
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	1
	card sleeve	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	1
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	2
	caret	2
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	2
	carob chunk noodles	2
	carob chunks	2
	casino pass	1
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	1
	catgut	1
	catgut taco	2
	catskin buckler	2
	catskin cap	2
	catsup	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	2
	centipede eggs	30
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	2
	Chakra Libre	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	1
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap cigar butt	1
	cheap elven gloves	5
	cheap plastic blowgun	3
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap plastic kazoo	1
	cheap studded belt	1
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	1
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewing gum on a string	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy accordion pin	3
	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	4
	chintzy seal pendant	3
	chintzy turtle brooch	2
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chloroform rag	1
	chlorophyll paste	1
	chocolate bath ball	6
	chocolate box	1
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	2
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	2
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	26
	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
	chopsticks	1
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	2
	chorizo taco	1
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	1
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of rock salt	2
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	6
	clay peace-sign bead	1
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	4
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola	1
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	2
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown hammer	1
	clown shoes	8
	clown skin	1
	clown whip	2
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	5
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	2
	club necklace	20
	club of corruption	1
	club of the five seasons	2
	club sandwich	1
	clumsiness bark	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	14
	coffee pixie stick	2
	coffin lid	1
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Coily™	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	1
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	2
	Cold Hots candy	1
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold wad	1
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	4
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	12
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	1
	communications windchimes	1
	compressed air canister	1
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	1
	concoction of clumsiness	1
	congratulatory cake	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	2
	cool mushroom	1
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	1
	corncob pipe	5
	corned-beef Reuben	1
	cornuthaum	2
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	correction fluid	1
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	2
	corrupted data	1
	cosmic lemonade	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume sword	1
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy pinch	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	cotton candy skoshe	1
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cracker	1
	cranberries	56
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy brain	1
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	7
	Crazymaker	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	1
	creamsicle	45
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
	CRIMBCO mug	3
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCO wine	8
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
	Crimbo candied pecan	3
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
	Crimbo fudge	3
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
	Crimbo pie	7
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimboween memo	1
	Crimbuck	7
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	1
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	21
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	cruelty-free wine	1
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crusty hula hoop	1
	cryptic puzzle box	1
	crystal decanter	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA fire-starting kit	1
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of hickory chicory	2
	cup of infinite pencils	6
	cup of primitive beer	1
	cupcake-in-a-cup	3
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	1
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	cyber-mattock	5
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cymbal syrup	1
	d10	1
	d12	1
	d20	1
	d4	1
	d6	1
	d8	1
	Daffy Taffy	1
	daisy	1
	dance card	1
	dangerous jerkcicle	2
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark potion	1
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	2
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's watch	1
	dead lights pie	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	deadly nightshade	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	1
	deck of lewd playing cards	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decorative fountain	1
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	19
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	1
	delicious comfit?	2
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	2
	delicious stinkbug	1
	deluxe fax machine	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	1
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	2
	demonic paste	1
	demonskin jacket	3
	demonskin trousers	2
	denim axe	1
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	14
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	1
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	7
	desiccated apricot	62
	designer handbag	6
	desktop zen garden	1
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	devilish folio	1
	dew yoana lei	1
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diabolical crossbow	1
	diamond necklace	21
	diamond-studded cane	1
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
	didgeridooka	2
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	24
	digital underground potion	1
	dill	1
	dinged-up triangle	3
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	2
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	disassembled clover	2
	disbelief suspenders	3
	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
	disco ball	1
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco mask	1
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	1
	disembodied brain	1
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating quill pen	2
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	2
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	3
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	1
	DNOTC Box	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	2
	dollar sign	1
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	1
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	2
	double-ice gum	1
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
	drab sonata	1
	Drac & Tan	1
	draggin' ball hat	1
	dragon snaps	2
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	1
	dried face	1
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	2
	drum machine	2
	drum of pomade	1
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	2
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	2
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	1
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	1
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeon dragon chest	1
	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	19
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	15
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	11
	dusty bottle of Port	21
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	21
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	2
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	2
	dusty left radius	2
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	2
	dusty left second rear claw	2
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	3
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	2
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	2
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	2
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	3
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	2
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	2
	dusty right first rear claw	2
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	3
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	2
	dusty right kneecap	2
	dusty right ninth rib	2
	dusty right radius	2
	dusty right scapula	2
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	2
	dusty right sixth rib	4
	dusty right tenth rib	4
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	2
	dusty right third rib	2
	dusty right thumb	2
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	3
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	2
	dwarvish magazine	3
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	7
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	Ecto-Cooler	1
	ectoplasmic paste	2
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	1
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	3
	eelskin pants	2
	eelskin shield	1
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	3
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	8
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	7
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	15
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
	El Vibrato translator	1
	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	6
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	electric crutch	1
	elemental paste	1
	elephant stinger	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elfin shortbread	5
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	2
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	70
	elven cellocello	21
	elven hardtack	2
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	52
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	2
	elven suicide capsule	1
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	1
	Elvish sunglasses	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	746
	empty blowgun	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	1
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	9
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
	enchanted toothpick	2
	enchantlers	4
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
	enormous belt buckle	1
	enormous hoop earring	17
	Ent cider	6
	epic wad	1
	equal sign	1
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	1
	essential soy	1
	essential tofu	1
	Event Horizon	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	2
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	3
	evil teddy bear	2
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	3
	exactly-three-shaped box	1
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	expensive cigar	3
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	4
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	1
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	eye of newt	1
	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	1
	facehugging alien	16
	facsimile dictionary	2
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fake blood	2
	fake fake vomit	1
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	2
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	2
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
	fancy canapés	5
	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy chocolate car	2
	fancy dress ball	2
	fancy opera glasses	8
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fat bottom quark	3
	fat stacks of cash	1
	fat wallet	1
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	1
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	2
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	2
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	1
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	1
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine wine	1
	finger cuffs	3
	finger cymbals	1
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	1
	fire poi	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	Firewater	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishy fish	2
	fishy fish casserole	3
	fishy fish lasagna	2
	fishy paste	1
	fishy wand	1
	fixed-gear bicycle	2
	fizzy potion	1
	flamin' bindle	3
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	2
	flaming crutch	2
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	2
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	7
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming talons	2
	flamingo mallet	1
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	1
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	3
	flask of porquoise juice	3
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavored foot massage oil	1
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty rock	1
	floaty rock helmet	1
	floaty rock necklace	1
	floaty rock pants	1
	floaty sand	1
	floorboard cruft	1
	floral print shirt	1
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	171
	flyest of shirts	1
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam dart	1
	foam noodle	1
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	1
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	1
	forbidden sausage	1
	foreign box	1
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	1
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized necklace	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	1
	frayed rope belt	6
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	4
	French slippers	1
	fricasseed brains	2
	friendly cheez blob	11
	frightful feather	1
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	1
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	frosty halo	1
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	2
	frozen nunchaku	1
	frozen seal spine	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	1
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	1
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	funhouse mirror	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	1
	furniture dolly	1
	furry fur	1
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fustulent seal grulch	3
	fuzzbump	1
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	1
	fuzzy dice	3
	fuzzy earmuffs	1
	fuzzy montera	1
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gaia beads	1
	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
	Game Grid ticket	1
	Game Grid token	1
	Game Grid valued membership card	1
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	1
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
	gas balloon	2
	gator skin	1
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gauze garter	1
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	3
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	6
	generic healing potion	1
	generic mana potion	1
	generic restorative potion	1
	ghost cucumber	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost trap	1
	ghostly body paint	2
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	1
	ghuol egg	1
	ghuol egg quiche	1
	ghuol guolash	1
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant cactus quill	2
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	3
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	12
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	9
	giant discarded plastic fork	4
	giant discarded torn-up glove	9
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	3
	giant glass of brandy	4
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant marshmallow	1
	giant moxie weed	3
	giant needle	1
	giant pinky ring	20
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	gibson	1
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded BRICKO brick	1
	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	2
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
	gingerbread bugbear	2
	gingerbread horror	1
	gingerbread house	2
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
	gingham blouse	1
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	glacial clock	1
	glacial sapphire	2
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	64
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glass of warm water	1
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	20
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of green slime	1
	globe of Deep Sauce	1
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	2
	glowing red eye	6
	glowing syringe	9
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	2
	gnatwing	1
	gnatwing earring	2
	gnauga hide	1
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	2
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	2
	gnauga hide whip	3
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	1
	gnoll teeth	1
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	4
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
	Gnollish toolbox	1
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	2
	goat	2
	goat beard	8
	goat cheese	3
	goat cheese pizza	4
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	9
	gob of wet hair	1
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	goblin hunting spear	1
	goblin paste	1
	gold lamé pants	2
	Golden Mean	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	1
	golden ring	41
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good brain	1
	Goodfella contract	4
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	2
	googly-ball hat	1
	googly-heart hat	1
	googly-star hat	1
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	GOTO	1
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	2
	grapes	5
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	2
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	1
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	grave robbing shovel	1
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
	gray bow tie	6
	grease gun	1
	greasy paste	1
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	green balloon	1
	green beer	1
	green BRICKO brick	1
	Green Burlap	1
	green candy heart	2
	green candygram	1
	green clay bead	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	1
	green hamhock	1
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	1
	green pixel potion	1
	green pixie spog	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	green snowcone	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
	gremlin juice	1
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	8
	groose grease	1
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	1
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	1
	groupie lipstick	1
	groupie spangles	1
	grue egg	1
	grue egg omelette	2
	grumpy old man charrrm	1
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	1
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	Gummy Brains	1
	gun cleaning kit	2
	guy made of bee pollen	1
	gyroscope	4
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	1
	hair spray	1
	hairy staff	1
	half-baked potion	3
	half-empty carton of milk	1
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-orchid	1
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	1
	halibut	1
	hamethyst	1
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	3
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	95
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of drink tickets	3
	handful of hand chalk	1
	handful of honey	1
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	11
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of walnuts	152
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	happiness	1
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardened slime belt	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	Haymaker	2
	headhunter necktie	1
	heart necklace	8
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	50
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heavy D	1
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	7
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	1
	hellseal claw	5
	hellseal whisker	4
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	5
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	1
	henna face paint	1
	henna tattoo	1
	herb brownies	2
	herbal stuffing	1
	herbs	1
	hermit permit	1
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	1
	Herringtini	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	hill of beans	1
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	2
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	1
	hippy bongo	1
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	1
	hippy paste	2
	hippy protest button	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo code binder	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	7
	hobo nickel	1
	hobo paste	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's blanket	3
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
	holiday cheese log	1
	holiday log	2
	Hollandaise helmet	2
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
	holy bomb, batman	1
	homeopathic healing powder	2
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	1
	honey-dew	5
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	3
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	61
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	2
	hot katana blade	1
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	1
	hot powder	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	2
	hot-ass club	1
	house of twigs and spit	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge pumpkin	2
	huge spoon	1
	Humanitini	1
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	2
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	3
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	406
	ice-cold six-pack	1
	ice-cold Willer	1
	iced-out bling	2
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	1
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	igloo pie	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	2
	imitation crab meat	4
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	immense ballet shoes	1
	immense cyborg hand	2
	imp air	17
	Imp Ale	1
	imp unity ring	1
	incense bath ball	8
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	infernal fife	1
	infernal insoles	1
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable baseball bat	1
	inflatable duck	1
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	1
	Inndya trading card	1
	innuendo	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	3
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	2
	Instant Karma	1
	interesting-looking twig	1
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intriguing puzzle box	1
	invisibility potion	1
	invisible bag	1
	ion grid	1
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	12
	Iron Beta of Industry	60
	iron pasta spoon	1
	ironic battle spoon	6
	ironic jogging shorts	12
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	5
	irradiated candy cane	2
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irresistibility potion	1
	irritability potion	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	2
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	2
	Jack-in-the-box	6
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jamfish jam	1
	jar full of wind	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	5
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	1
	jellyfish gel	1
	jerky coins	1
	jet bennie marble	1
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	12
	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
	joybuzzer	1
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	15
	jumbo olive	2
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	1
	juniper berries	2
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	keg shield	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	2
	ketchup hound	1
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kick-ass kicks	1
	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	1
	king cookie	1
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	2
	kite	1
	kitty sheet music	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	1
	kneecapping stick	33
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	1
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	4
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
	Knob Goblin harem pants	20
	Knob Goblin harem veil	18
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	2
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	4
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	16
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	2
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	2
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
	Knob Goblin visor	2
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	11
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	1
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	2
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	24
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	14
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	30
	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	1
	kumquat supersucker	2
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	13
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser-broiled pear	1
	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender candygram	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
	lawn dart	1
	lawnmower blade	1
	lead necklace	1
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	1
	leaflet	1
	leather aviator's cap	1
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	3
	leather mask	1
	leathery bat skin	1
	leathery cat skin	1
	leathery rat skin	1
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	13
	left bracket	1
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	2
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	lemon	26
	lemon meringue pie	2
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	2
	leotarrrd	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	3
	letterman's jacket	1
	lewd playing card	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	libation of liveliness	1
	library card	2
	licorice boa	1
	licorice garrote	1
	licorice root	1
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	1
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	1
	limburger biker boots	4
	lime	2
	lime supersucker	2
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	2
	line	1
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	1
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lint	1
	lion oil	4
	little paper umbrella	1
	little parachute guy	3
	little round pebble	20
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	2
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loaded serum blowgun	1
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	Locust	1
	logic synthesizer	1
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	1
	lollipop stick	1
	long pork	1
	long pork casserole	2
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	2
	long skinny balloon	3
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose teeth	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	48
	los chinos	3
	lost key	1
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	lovecat tail	1
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	1
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	5
	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
	lumbering jack	1
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of coal	3
	lump of diamond	3
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	1
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	1
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	5
	Mace of the Tortoise	6
	machetito	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	4
	Mae West	2
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	1
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	12
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical mystery juice	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	2
	magilaser blastercannon	2
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnetic field	1
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	1
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	1
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift castanets	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	1
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	1
	many-eyed glasses	4
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	16
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	2
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	marinara jug	1
	marine aquamarine	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	marshmallow	1
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	2
	mass of wriggling tentacles	2
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	2
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
	mayfly bait necklace	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	1
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	1
	meat shield	1
	meat st‰¿bing club	9
	meat stack	1
	meat vortex	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	1
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	1
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	577
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	2,877
	menorette	1
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	2
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin digpick	2
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	5
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin paste	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
	Mer-kin takebag	3
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	mermaid's purse	2
	mesh cap	1
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
	metal mandible	1
	metallic A	1
	metallic foil bow	1
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	Meteoid ice beam	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	microwave stogie	1
	midget clownfish	1
	milk of magnesium	14
	milky potion	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	3
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature dormouse	1
	miniature espresso maker	1
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature pruning shears	1
	miniature tophat	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	miniscule beatbox	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	missing wine	1
	mixed wildflower greens	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	Mohawk wig	1
	Mohobo	1
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	1
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	1
	molten medallion	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	2
	Monstar energy beverage	1
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	2
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	1
	Moon Pie	1
	moonglasses	1
	Moonshine Mohobo	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	Morbidda trading card	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's secret recipe	2
	motivational poster	2
	Mountain Stream soda	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	2
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	MSG	1
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	1
	mulled cider	16
	mullet wig	1
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	1
	munchies pill	1
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	1
	mushroom pizza	1
	musty moccasins	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	1
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	4
	nanite-infested eggnog	1
	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	2
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	2
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	1
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	1
	Necbro wafers	2
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	2
	necrotizing body spray	2
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	1
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	3
	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	5
	night-vision goggles	3
	Nightstalker perfume	3
	ninja carabiner	1
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	2
	ninja rope	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	2
	note from Clancy	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	Nuclear Blastball	3
	nurse's hat	1
	nutty organic salad	2
	obnoxious riddle	1
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	ocarina of space	13
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	1
	octopus's spade	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	Okee-Dokee soda	2
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old coin purse	1
	old leather wallet	1
	old patched suit-pants	2
	old school flying disc	1
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	5
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	3
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	2
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	one-winged stab bat	2
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	1
	opera mask	3
	orange	1
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	2
	orange candygram	1
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	orc paste	1
	Orcish baseball cap	1
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	Orcish meat locker	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	1
	oriole-feather headdress	5
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	out-of-tune biwa	2
	oven mitts	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	2
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized pipe	1
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	2
	oyster egg balloon	2
	P.B.L.T.	3
	pacification grenade	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
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	pack of KWE trading card	1
	pack of pogs	1
	packet of beer nuts	1
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
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	PADL Phone	1
	pail	15
	Pain Dip	2
	painful penne pasta	3
	paint bomb	2
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	1
	pair of bolt cutters	3
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	1
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	3
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	7
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	3
	papaya sling	6
	papaya slung	4
	papaya taco	2
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	2
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	1
	passable elf mask	8
	pasta spoon	1
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	2
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent leather shoes	1
	pawn cookie	2
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	3
	peanut brittle shield	6
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	2
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	1
	pebblebräu	2
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	26
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	2
	penguin thesaurus	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguin-smacking club	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	1
	perforated battle paddle	1
	perfume of prejudice	1
	pernicious cudgel	1
	perpendicular hula	10
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
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	personalized birthday cake	1
	personalized coffee mug	1
	pestoblade	1
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	1
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	2
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	1
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	1
	phonics down	1
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
	physiostim pill	2
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	Piddles	1
	pie crust	1
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	5
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron bracers	2
	pig-iron helm	3
	pig-iron shinguards	2
	pile of candy	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	2
	pile of gold coins	7
	pile of jumping beans	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pin-stripe slacks	1
	pine tar	1
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
	pink candy heart	1
	pink candygram	1
	pink clay bead	2
	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
	pink pinkslip slip	2
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	1
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pipe wrench	1
	piping organ pie	2
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	1
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	1
	pitchfork	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	1
	pixellated moneybag	1
	Plague of Locusts	1
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain old beer	2
	plain pizza	2
	plastic bib	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	28
	plastic cup of flat beer	1
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic passion fruit	16
	plastic spider ring	2
	plexiglass pants	1
	plexiglass pendant	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	plexiglass pinky ring	1
	plexiglass pith helmet	1
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	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	1
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	1
	plush alielf	1
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	2
	plush hamsterpus	1
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	plush mutated alielf	1
	pocket theremin	1
	pocketwatch on a chain	1
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	1
	pointy mushroom	2
	pointy mushroom wine	2
	pointy red hat	2
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	2
	poisonous caviar	2
	Pokëmann band-aid	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
	polyalloy shield	1
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	1
	pool of liquid metal	2
	pool torpedo	1
	popcorn	2
	popsicle stick	1
	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porquoise	1
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable photocopier	10
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	possessed top	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	2
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
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	potted fern	1
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	2
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	11
	poutine pole	1
	powdered donut	37
	powdered organs	2
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered toad horn	1
	powdered wig	2
	pr0n cocktail	2
	pr0n legs	1
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n stir-fry	2
	pr0n taco	2
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	Prelude of Precision	1
	press-on ribs	2
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	4
	pressurized potion of puissance	4
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
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	pretty flower	1
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
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	pristine fish scale	2
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	8
	probability potion	4
	procrastination potion	4
	projectile icemaker	1
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	1
	protein paste	2
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	psychedelic bubble wand	1
	psycho sweater	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	puce striped oyster egg	1
	puff of smoke	2
	pufferfish spine	15
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	2
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	1
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	1
	pumpkin pie	1
	pumpkinhead mask	4
	Punchplanter	1
	purple clay bead	2
	purple corpsel	1
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple prose pen	1
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy blowgun	47
	pygmy nose-bone	5
	pygmy papers	1
	pygmy pygment	38
	pygmy spear	6
	quadroculars	1
	quake of arrows	1
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	2
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
	queen cookie	1
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	rabbit punch	1
	Rad Lib	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radium-flavored potato chips	2
	rag doll	1
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow bomb	3
	rainbow crossbow	2
	rainbow tie	1
	raisin	1
	ram horns	1
	ram stick	3
	Ram's Face Lager	76
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	1
	rat appendix kabob	2
	rat appendix stir-fry	3
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	1
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratarang	1
	ratgut	1
	ratini	1
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	rattail whip	4
	rattlesnake enrager	1
	Rattlin' Chains	1
	rave whistle	18
	ravenous eye	1
	ravioli della hippy	2
	ravioli hat	1
	razor-sharp can lid	1
	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
	really dense meat stack	1
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	4
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	29
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	3
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	3
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	3
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
	recording of Prelude of Precision	3
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	3
	recursive spline reticulator	1
	red balloon	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	1
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
	red gummi ingot	1
	red paisley oyster egg	1
	Red Pill	2
	red pixel	1
	red pixel potion	2
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
	Red Rover BB gun	5
	red snowcone	1
	red striped oyster egg	1
	red wagon	2
	red-and-green sweater	6
	red-headed corpse	1
	redrum	1
	reflection of a map	5
	refrigerated biohazard container	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	1
	reinforced furry underpants	2
	reodorant	1
	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	respected companion biscuit	2
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
	reverse-oscillating klystron	2
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
	ribbon candy	2
	rice bowl	5
	rickety old unicycle	1
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	1
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	11
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	4
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
	right half of a heart necklace	1
	right parenthesis	1
	rigid carapace	1
	ring of adornment	5
	ring of aggravate monster	16
	ring of cold resistance	4
	ring of conflict	3
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	5
	ring of gain strength	8
	ring of half-assed regeneration	11
	ring of increase damage	6
	ring of teleportation	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	3
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	58
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
	robotronic egg	1
	rock	1
	Rock and Roll Legend	7
	rock lobster	1
	Rock Pops	2
	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	9
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
	rocky raccoon	1
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rogue swarmer	1
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of drink tickets	2
	roll of Hob-Os	10
	roll of toilet paper	774
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	1
	rope with some soap on it	1
	rough fish scale	1
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	1
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	1
	rubber band gun	1
	rubber emo roe	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	15
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	15
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	19
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	14
	ruby W	1
	rum and cola	12
	rum barrel charrrm	1
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	Russian Ice	1
	rusty bonesaw	3
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	21
	rusty compass	1
	rusty diving helmet	2
	rusty grave robbing shovel	6
	rusty metal greaves	1
	rusty metal key	4
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	2
	rusty old lantern	2
	rusty piece of rebar	1
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	1
	rusty speargun	2
	rusty staff	1
	rusty valve wheel	1
	s'more	2
	s'more gun	1
	S.A.V.E. flyer	14
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	1
	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack lunch	1
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Safari Jack's moustache	4
	safarrri hat	6
	safety vest	1
	Saison du Lune	1
	sake bomb	1
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	1
	salinated mint julep	5
	Salsa de las Epocas	3
	salty dog	9
	salty slug	9
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	2
	sand dollar	103
	sandcastle	2
	sandpaper	1
	sandwich of the gods	2
	sangria	1
	Sangria de Menthe	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	11
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	1
	sausage wonton	1
	savory crossbow	1
	savory staff	2
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	25
	sawblade fragment	41
	sawblade shield	11
	Sazerorc	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	9
	scary death orb	2
	scented massage oil	1
	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	2
	scintillating powder	1
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	12
	scrap of shadow	1
	scrap of sticky paper	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	2
	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	10
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	1
	scroll of pasta summoning	1
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious ice ant	1
	scrumptious reagent	1
	Scuba Snack	1
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	1
	sea broccoli	1
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea cucumber	1
	sea grease	1
	sea honeydew	1
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	3
	sea salt crystal	7
	sea salt scrubs	6
	sea tangelo	1
	seal lube	3
	seal tooth	1
	seal-blubber candle	2
	seal-brain elixir	1
	seal-clubbing club	1
	seal-skull helmet	1
	seal-toothed rock	1
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	2
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	4
	sealhide snare	2
	sealhide whip	1
	sealskin drum	1
	seaode	1
	seaweed	71
	sebaceous shield	2
	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
	secret from the future	1
	security blankie	1
	Senior Mints	1
	sensitive poetry journal	1
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
	sequined fez	2
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	4
	serum of sarcasm	1
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
	set of jacks	1
	severed flipper	2
	severed rocking horse head	1
	sewer nuggets	2
	sewer turtle	2
	sewer wad	2
	shadowy cat claw	1
	shadowy seal eye	2
	sham champagne	9
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	1
	shark cartilage	1
	shark jumper	1
	shark tooth	1
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharpened hubcap	1
	shaving cream	1
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	4
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	1
	shining halo	1
	shiny butcherknife	1
	shiny hood ornament	3
	shiny ring	27
	shiny stones	1
	shiny tribal beads	22
	shirt kit	1
	shock belt	1
	shock collar	1
	shoo-fish pie	2
	shot of blackberry schnapps	2
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	1
	shot of pear schnapps	1
	shot of rotgut	1
	Shot of the Living Dead	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	1
	shredded hellseal hide	245
	shrinking powder	11
	shuddersword	1
	Silver Bullet beer	2
	silver cheese-slicer	3
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	2
	silver salt-shaker	5
	silver shotgun shell	1
	silver shrimp fork	2
	silver tongue charrrm	11
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	1
	Sinful Desires	3
	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	sinister altar fragment	1
	sinister demon mask	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	2
	six-armed sweater	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
	six-rainbow shield	1
	sizzling seal fat	2
	Sizzling Sinner	1
	sk8board	2
	skate blade	2
	skate board	2
	skate skates	1
	skate skin	3
	skeleton bone	1
	skeleton key	1
	skeleton key ring	1
	skeletortoise	1
	skewer	1
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	1
	skirt / kilt kit	1
	skull with a fuse in it	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	Skullhead's Screw	1
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	1
	slap and tickle	1
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
	sleaze nuggets	26
	sleaze powder	33
	sleaze wad	4
	sleazy and sour sauce	1
	sleazy bindle	2
	sleazy fairy gravy	4
	sleazy hi mein	2
	sleep mask	2
	sleeping snowy owl	1
	sleeping stocking	3
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	slick fish meat	7
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slightly thicker filthy rags	1
	slime convention coupons	2
	slime convention flyers	2
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention swag bag	1
	slime convention t-shirt	1
	slime stack	9
	slime-covered club	2
	slime-covered compass	1
	slime-covered greaves	1
	slime-covered helmet	1
	slime-covered lantern	1
	slime-covered necklace	2
	slime-covered shovel	1
	slime-covered speargun	1
	Slimebite	1
	Slimosa	1
	slimy alveolus	21
	slimy chest	3
	slimy fermented bile bladder	160
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	211
	slingshot	1
	slip 'n' slide	1
	Slippery Knob	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
	slow jam collection	4
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	6
	slug of rum	16
	slug of shochu	2
	slug of vodka	16
	small box	1
	small leather glove	5
	small slimy cyst	1
	smart skull	127
	smashed danish	1
	smile-sharpening stone	2
	smiley-face sticker	2
	smiling rat	1
	smoked potsherd	1
	smoking grass	1
	smoky potion	299
	smoldering staff	1
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	snailmail bits	2
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	2
	snake shield	1
	snapdragon pistil	2
	snarling wolf shield	2
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	51
	snorkel	152
	snow belly	1
	snow halo	1
	snow hat	1
	snow pants	1
	Snow Queen Crown	3
	snowboarder pants	1
	sock garters	5
	sock monkey	1
	soda water	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	2
	software glitch	1
	soggy seed packet	4
	soggy used band-aid	1
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
	solid asbestos box	1
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid chrome box	1
	solid gold bowling ball	69
	solid gold pegleg	5
	solid linoleum box	1
	solid state loom	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	93
	sorority brain	1
	soup turtle	1
	soup-chucks	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
	soy cordial	1
	soyburger juice	2
	soylent staff	1
	space jam	1
	space jam toast	1
	Space Trip safety headphones	1
	spade necklace	11
	spaghetti con calaveras	2
	spaghetti cult mask	5
	spaghetti cult rosary	5
	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	spaghetti-box banjo	1
	Spam Witch sammich	1
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	4
	spangly mariachi vest	4
	spangly sombrero	4
	spangly unitard	3
	spark plug earring	3
	sparking El Vibrato drone	1
	sparkler	2
	special sauce glove	2
	spectral jelly	1
	spectral pickle	1
	spectre scepter	94
	SPF 451 lip balm	20
	spice melange	1
	spiced rum	1
	spices	1
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	1
	spiked femur	8
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
	Spirit Precipice	2
	sponge cake	2
	sponge helmet	2
	spongy shield	1
	spooky and sour sauce	1
	spooky bark	1
	spooky bicycle chain	2
	spooky bindle	1
	spooky cosmetics bag	2
	spooky eggnog	1
	spooky eyeliner	1
	spooky felt	1
	spooky hi mein	1
	spooky hockey mask	1
	spooky length of string	1
	spooky lipstick	1
	spooky lo mein	2
	spooky mushroom	143
	spooky mushroom wine	1
	spooky nuggets	2
	spooky pirate skeleton	1
	spooky powder	2
	spooky sap	3
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	1
	spooky staff	2
	spooky stick	18
	spooky stir-fry	2
	spooky stuffing	1
	Spooky Surprise Egg	30
	spooky toy wheel	2
	spooky wad	2
	spooky wooden block	1
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
	spoon!	1
	spork	4
	spray paint	1
	spring	1
	sprocket	1
	sprocket assembly	1
	spruce juice	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	square sponge pants	2
	squashed frog	1
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	2
	squirmy violent party snack	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
	Staff of the Greasefire	2
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	2
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	2
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	Staff of the Scummy Sink	1
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
	stained mattress	9
	stainless steel scarf	10
	stainless steel shillelagh	5
	stainless steel skullcap	6
	stainless steel slacks	9
	stainless steel solitaire	9
	stainless steel suspenders	8
	stale baguette	4
	stalk of asparagus	74
	staph of homophones	2
	stapler bear	1
	star	1
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	1
	star chart	1
	star crossbow	1
	star hat	10
	star key lime	1
	star key lime pie	2
	star pants	1
	star shirt	1
	star spatula	1
	star staff	1
	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	1
	star sword	1
	star throwing star	3
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	3
	steamy ruby	4
	steely marble	1
	stench and sour sauce	1
	stench nuggets	2
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	2
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
	stick	1
	stick of "gum"	1
	stick of dynamite	1
	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1
	stick-on gnome beard	1
	stick-on mini solar panels	1
	stick-on-a-string	1
	sticky gloves	1
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	1
	stinkin' bindle	3
	stinky hi mein	1
	stinky mushroom	2
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	25
	stolen office supplies	1
	stomach turnover	1
	stone banjo	1
	stone baseball cap	2
	stone frisbee	1
	Stone Golem pebbles	1
	stone of eXtreme power	1
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	1
	stop shield	1
	strange cube	1
	strange paste	1
	strange shiny disc	1
	straw hat	3
	strawberry	1,989
	strawberry daiquiri	483
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry popsicle	2
	strawberry supersucker	2
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
	strawberyl	1
	strawberyl necklace	1
	stray chihuahua	25
	streetfighting champion's belt	1
	stress ball	1
	string of blue beads	1
	string of Crimbo lights	2
	string of dingle balls	1
	string of green beads	1
	string of red beads	1
	stringy sinew	1
	strongness elixir	4
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	stuffed alien blob	2
	stuffed angry cow	68
	stuffed astral badger	57
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	82
	stuffed bandersnatch	1
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	133
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed caterpillar	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	71
	stuffed cocoabo	54
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	44
	stuffed dodecapede	2
	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	79
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	59
	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
	stuffed gray blob	2
	stuffed hand turkey	67
	stuffed Hodgman	9
	stuffed key	156
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	61
	stuffed martini	30
	stuffed Meat	128
	stuffed mind flayer	69
	stuffed mink	139
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	168
	stuffed ninja snowman	8
	stuffed pocketwatch	1
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	68
	stuffed shoulder parrot	26
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	73
	stuffed snowy owl	55
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	61
	stuffed spooky mushroom	32
	stuffed stab bat	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	72
	stuffed teddy butler	141
	stuffed tin of caviar	156
	stuffed treasure chest	159
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	62
	stuffed walrus	2
	stuffed yeti	1
	stuffed yo-yo	2
	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	3
	stunt nuts	35
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	stylish swimsuit	1
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	1
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	3
	sub-molecular interocitor	1
	sucker bucket	2
	sucker hakama	2
	sucker kabuto	2
	sucker scaffold	2
	sucker tachi	2
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	1
	Suffering Sinner	1
	sugar banana	1
	sugar chapeau	1
	sugar cherry	26
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	1
	sugar sheet	90
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	1
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	Summer Nights	8
	sun-dried tofu	1
	sunken chest	1
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	4
	super ka-bob	2
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	super salad	1
	super-spiky hair gel	1
	super-sweet boom box	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	superduperball	3
	superheated fudge	2
	Supernova Champagne	4
	support cummerbund	4
	supportive bra	1
	Suppurating Sinner	2
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	1
	swashbuckling pants	6
	sweet ninja sword	1
	sweet rims	1
	Sweet Sword	1
	swirly potion	2
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	1
	sword of static	3
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic stuffing	5
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	t8r tots	2
	taco shell	1
	tail o' nine cats	3
	tainted seal's blood	2
	Tales from the Fireside	2
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	2
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	1
	tangarita	1
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	1
	tangle of rat tails	1
	tap shoes	37
	tapped black lotus	1
	targeting chip	1
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished metal rod	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	2
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	2
	tasket	1
	tassel	2
	tasteful black bow tie	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
	tasty louse	2
	tasty tart	1
	tattered scrap of paper	1
	tawdry amethyst	2
	teddy bear	1
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	2
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
	teflon ore	1
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	2
	teflon swim fins	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	2
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura air	1
	tempura avocado	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura carrot	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura cucumber	1
	tempura radish	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	1
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	1
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	3
	The Art of Slapfighting	4
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
	The Bomb	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	1
	the finger	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
	The Joy of Wassailing	5
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	2
	The Landscaper's leafblower	2
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	11
	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
	The Necbronomicon	2
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The Ring	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	2
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
	theoretical string	2
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thermos of brew	1
	thin black candle	2
	third-hand nunchaku	1
	thistle wine	1
	Thorny Toad trading card	2
	thought balloon	1
	three-tiered wedding cake	1
	throbbing organ pie	2
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing bone	2
	throwing wrench	5
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	21
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	17
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	33
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	7
	thyme jelly donut	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	2
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	1
	time sleigh	1
	time's arrow	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tin magnolia	1
	tiny ballet slippers	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny bindle	1
	tiny black hole	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	4
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny do-rag	1
	tiny fly glasses	1
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
	tiny goth giant	2
	tiny house	5
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny makeup kit	1
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	4
	tiny plastic angry goat	6
	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	4
	tiny plastic astronomer	4
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
	tiny plastic beanbat	6
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boris	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	4
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
	tiny plastic demoninja	4
	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	3
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
	tiny plastic G Imp	2
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
	tiny plastic goth giant	4
	tiny plastic grue	3
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
	tiny plastic Hellion	7
	tiny plastic hermit	2
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	3
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	4
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	6
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
	tiny plastic protector spectre	2
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
	tiny plastic sauceror	2
	tiny plastic scary clown	3
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	2
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	2
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
	tiny plastic stab bat	4
	tiny plastic star starfish	6
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic Susie	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	4
	tiny plastic warwelf	3
	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny prop sword	1
	tiny shaker of salt	2
	tiny slimy cyst	7
	tiny sombrero	2
	tiny top hat and cane	1
	tip jar	14
	tires	1
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	1
	toast	1,140
	toast with jam	1
	toasted brie	1
	tobiko marble soda	2
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	2
	tofu stir-fry	2
	tofu taco	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	3
	tofurkey leg	4
	tofurkey nugget	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	74
	tomato	2
	tomato daiquiri	6
	tomato juice of powerful power	2
	tomb ratchet	4
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	tonic water	1
	too legit potion	1
	tooth	2
	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	1
	top	1
	torn hellseal sinew	248
	torquoise	4
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	1
	tourmalime	1
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	53
	toy crazy train	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	1
	toy jet pack	1
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy mercenary	1
	toy ray gun	1
	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	1
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	1
	traffic jam	1
	traffic jam toast	1
	transporter transponder	1
	Transylvania Sling	1
	Travels with Jerry	4
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	4
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	1
	Trivial Avocations board game	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
	Trollhouse cookies	1
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical orchid	4
	tropical paperweight	1
	tropical swill	2
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	2
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	27
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	99
	tube of hair oil	1
	tube sock	2
	Tuesday's ruby	8
	tulip	1
	tuning fork	1
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	2
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax greaves	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	2
	turtlemail bits	1
	turtlemail breeches	2
	turtlemail coif	2
	turtlemail hauberk	2
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	twinkly nuggets	2
	twinkly powder	4
	twinkly wad	2
	twitching claw	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
	ultrafondue	2
	Ultrasoldier Serum	11
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
	Uncle Romulus	1
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	uncooked chorizo	2
	underwater slingshot	9
	Underworld flail	1
	Underworld sapling	1
	Underworld truncheon	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	unearthed potsherd	1
	unearthly onyx	3
	unfortunate dumplings	3
	unidentified jerky	63
	union scalemail pants	1
	unlocked meat locker	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
	unrolling pin	1
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	unstable DNA	2
	unstable laser battery	2
	unstable quark	2
	untamable turtle	4
	unusual disco ball	5
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	upsy daisy	1
	Ur-Donut	3
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
	urchin roe	1
	urinal cake	1
	used beer	1
	useless powder	52
	UV monocular	1
	Valentine	3
	valuable trinket	60
	vampire collar	8
	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
	vampire glitter	1
	vampire pearl	1
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	1
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
	velcro boots	1
	velcro broadsword	2
	velcro ore	4
	velcro paddle ball	1
	velcro shield	1
	velvet choker	1
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	16
	very large caltrop	2
	Vial of jus de larmes	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vibrating cyborg knife	2
	viking helmet	4
	villainous scythe	1
	vinegar	1
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	38
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl ore	1
	vinyl shield	1
	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
	Vivian's Vitamin	1
	vodka and cranberry	6
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	1
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
	volcanic ash	2
	volleyball	1
	voodoo snuff	1
	vorpal blade	9
	votive candle	1
	WA	1
	wad of cotton	2
	wad of dough	2
	wad of slimy rags	5
	wad of tofu	1
	walrus ice cream	1
	walrus-tusk earring	1
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	9
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wang	2
	war tongs	3
	warm El Vibrato drone	1
	warm mushroom	6
	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	washboard shield	1
	water pipe bomb	1
	water purification pills	1
	water wings	1
	water-polo cap	1
	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
	waterlogged bootstraps	1
	waterlogged crate	1
	Wax Flask	2
	weegee sqouija	1
	weremoose spit	1
	wet stew	13
	wet venom duct	3
	whalebone corset	2
	wheel	1
	whimpering willow bark	2
	whip kit	1
	whisker pencil	3
	whiskey and cola	6
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey sour	11
	white balloon	1
	white belt	1
	white Canadian	6
	white candy heart	1
	white candygram	1
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
	white chocolate chip brownies	1
	white chocolate chip cookies	1
	white chocolate chips	2
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	2
	white collar	7
	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	1
	white picket fence	1
	white pixel	1
	white rice	18
	white satin pants	5
	white satin shield	5
	white snake skin	2
	white snakeskin duster	2
	white sword	5
	white whip	1
	white Xanadian	1
	wholeberd	1
	whoopie cushion	1
	wicker shield	1
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	1
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	2
	wind-up chattering teeth	2
	wind-up meatcar	1
	windchimes	1
	wine spritzer	1
	wine-soaked bone chips	1
	wings of fire	1
	Winifred's whistle	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
	witch hat	1
	witty rapier	1
	wok lobster	4
	Woldo trading card	1
	wolf mask	4
	wolfman mask	2
	Wolfman Nardz	3
	wonderwall shield	5
	wooden axe	1
	wooden block	1
	wooden figurine	2
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden stakes	17
	wool hat	5
	woolen cravat	1
	Workytime Tea	4
	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
	world's smallest violin	1
	worn tophat	10
	worthless gewgaw	1
	worthless knick-knack	116
	worthless trinket	31
	woven baling wire bracelets	1
	wreath of laurels	3
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Wrecked Generator	1
	wrench bracelet	13
	wriggling tentacle	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wumpus hair	2
	wumpus-hair bolo	2
	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
	wumpus-hair net	11
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	2
	X-37 gun	5
	x-ray specs	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	4
	yak whip	2
	Yakisoba's hat	5
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	yam candy	1
	ye olde golde frontes	2
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	4
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	yellow brick road	1
	yellow candy heart	2
	yellow candygram	1
	yellow drunki-bear	1
	yellow gummi ingot	1
	yellow matter custard	4
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
	yellow snowcone	1
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yeti fur	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	1
	yohohoyo	7
	your own black heart	1
	yummy death watch beetle	81
	Yummy Tummy bean	2
	Ze™ goggles	2
	zen motorcycle	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	6
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
	zmobie	1
	zombie pineal gland	1
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	1
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zoodriver	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1