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Display Case for Darmut eDrien (#935756)
This player is a member of the clan Disciples of the Dirty Don.

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Darmut eDrien (#935756)
This player has 2,975 unique items and 152,390 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 205
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 9
1-ball 24
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 76
2-ball 26
3-ball 29
30669 scroll 79
33398 scroll 118
334 scroll 39
4-ball 27
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 22
6-ball 19
64067 scroll 5
668 scroll 5
7-ball 23
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 109
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 110
9-ball 2
a butt tuba 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 2
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abominable snowcone 8
accidental cider 19
acid-squirting flower 34
acoustic guitarrr 53
adder bladder 46
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 3
agua de vida 3
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 9
all-purpose cleaner 42
alphabet gum 4
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 168
Amulet of Yendor 113
ancient frozen dinner 33
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 236
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 62
ancient stone fist 48
ancient stone head 21
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 25
ancient vinyl coin purse 35
anemone nematocyst 2
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 293
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary balloon 6
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 8
ant agonist 39
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 3
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 226
anticheese 10
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 20
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique greaves 56
antique hand mirror 17
antique helmet 60
antique packet of ketchup 13
antique painting of a landscape 49
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 50
antique shield 89
antique souvenir drawing 8
antique spear 66
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 4
armgun 16
around the world 2
arrow'd heart balloon 9
arrrgyle socks 32
Arrrmetia trading card 2
arse-a'fire elixir 10
asbestos apron 10
asbestos crossbow 5
asbestos crossbow string 4
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 38
asbestos staff 12
asbestos stick 7
asbestos sword 11
asbestos sword hilt 2
ASCII shirt 41
Asleep in the Cemetery 5
asparagus knife 78
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 3
asshat 15
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 8
astronaut pants 11
atomic vector plotter 10
awful poetry journal 227
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 35
bacon bath ball 15
baconstone 14
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 1
badass belt 59
badger badge 8
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 101
bag of Cheat-Os 35
bag of lard 3
bag of many confections 15
baggie of powdered sugar 2
balaclava 3
balaclava baklava 4
balloon helmet 6
balloon monkey 7
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 6
ballroom blintz 131
banana 224
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 76
banana smoothie 60
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 11
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
bar skin 156
barbed-wire fence 44
bargain flash powder 17
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 19
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 8
barrrnacle 79
barskin buckler 4
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
baseball 36
Bash-Ōs cereal 11
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat spork 1
bat guano 75
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat wing 101
bat wing kabob 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 11
batblade 30
batgut 124
battered Crimbo Crate 30
battered hubcap 2
bazookafish bubble gum 8
beach glass bead 37
beach glass necklace 6
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 4
beaten-up Chucks 3
bed of coals 7
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 317
beer bong 63
beer goggles 3
beer helmet 34
beer lens 20
beer-a-pult 7
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 38
begpwnia 17
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 39
bellhop bell 7
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 4
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1,000
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 12
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 10
BGE pocket calendar 4
BGE temporary tattoo 13
BGE tiny plastic toy 18
bi-lateral logic compressor 10
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 5
big bad voodoo mask 8
big bass drum 15
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 71
big rock 3
big stick 30
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 31
bilge wine 138
bindle of joy 2
bindlestocking 9
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 12
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 5
bit of clingfilm 2
bit-o-cactus 41
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 43
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 38
black belt 1
black candy heart 51
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 12
black forest cake 53
black forest ham 54
black greaves 31
black helmet 27
black kettle drum 13
Black No. 2 66
black paisley oyster egg 9
black pension check 28
black pepper 55
black picnic basket 5
black pixel 278
black plastic oyster egg 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 31
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 24
black snake skin 21
black snowcone 17
black spot 9
black striped oyster egg 3
black sword 17
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 290
blackberry 61
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry moccasins 12
blackberry polite 7
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 50
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 9
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 7
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
blood flower 5
blood of the Wereseal 56
bloody beer 6
bloody clown pants 70
bloody mary 12
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 5
blue paisley oyster egg 16
blue pixel 301
blue pixel potion 16
blue plasma ball 286
blue plastic oyster egg 3
blue polka-dot oyster egg 4
blue snowcone 111
blue striped oyster egg 8
blue suede shoes 1
blundarrrbus 7
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 3
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 8
bone chips 3
bone collar 8
bone crusher 1
bone flute 17
bone rattle 33
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 2
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 34
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 14
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 7
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 6
Boss Bat bling 7
Boss Bat britches 8
bottle of alcohol 56
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of black cat tonic 14
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 19
bottle of cooking sherry 12
bottle of Definit 21
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 17
bottle of gin 163
bottle of goofballs 9
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 10
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 8
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 7
bottle of Mystic Shell 4
bottle of Ooze-O 13
bottle of Pinot Renoir 9
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of popskull 59
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 307
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 71
bottle of tequila 130
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 100
bottle of whiskey 168
bottle opener belt buckle 15
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 12
boulder 16
bouquet of circular saw blades 1,000
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 206
bowl of fishysoisse 9
bowl of lucky charms 6
bowl of rye sprouts 8,902
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 172
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 16
box of sunshine 2
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 15
boxed wine 266
boxing glove 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 30
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 2
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 6
brazen bracelet 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 7
brick 85
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO hat 3
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 78
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2
brine 12
briny vinegar 2
brittle plastic handle 1
broken skull 54
broken sword 27
bronze breastplate 27
bronzed locust 26
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 37
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 4
bubbly potion 514
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 71
buckler buckle 30
buckyball 3
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 85
bugbear bungguard 64
bugged bön±Ã©t 4
bugged beanie 2
bullet-proof corduroys 31
bum cheek 187
bumblebee marble 11
bunch of bananas 195
bunch of square grapes 102
buoybottoms 15
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 6
bus pass 24
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 5
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 32
C.H.U.M. knife 7
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 37
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can of Binarrrca 19
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Red Minotaur 40
can of spinach 6
can of Swiller 42
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 41
can-you-dig-it? 4
candied yams 35
candy cane 51
candy cornucopia 2
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 22
cannonball charrrm 13
canopic jar 285
canteen of wine 29
capacitor relay 40
carbon nanotube frame 12
carbonated soy milk 107
carbonated water lily 178
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 11
cardboard ore 3
cardboard wakizashi 34
caret 2
carob brownies 5
carob chunk cookies 10
carob chunk noodles 16
carob chunks 40
casino pass 47
cast 181
cat appendix 42
catgut 99
catgut taco 3
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 29
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 3
chaos butterfly 951
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 36
cheap elven gloves 23
cheap plastic blowgun 7
cheap studded belt 246
cheap toaster 3
chef skull 1
chef's hat 127
cherry 10
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 2
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 154
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 6
chintzy saucepan earring 6
chintzy seal pendant 36
chintzy turtle brooch 6
chiptune guitar 2
chloroform rag 29
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 3
chocolate spurs 7
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 100
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 9
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 16
Chorale of Companionship 2
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 7
chorizo taco 34
chrome crossbow 7
chrome crossbow string 3
chrome helmet turtle 3
chrome ore 48
chrome staff 6
chrome stick 3
chrome sword 8
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of rock salt 503
Cinco Mayo Lager 51
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Clan looking glass 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
class five ecto-larva 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
clay peace-sign bead 42
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 15
Cloaca-Cola 31
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 4
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 16
Cloaca-Cola helmet 15
Cloaca-Cola shield 14
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 6
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 13
clockwork maid 7
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 542
clown hammer 116
clown shoes 26
clown skin 48
clown whip 1
clown wig 3
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 7
clownskin harness 16
club necklace 17
cob of corn 2,901
cocktail napkin 59
cocktail onion 14
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 513
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 429
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 5
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffin lid 19
cog 300
cog and sprocket assembly 27
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 5
cold hi mein 21
cold ninja mask 22
cold nuggets 176
cold powder 17
cold wad 1,309
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 16
cologne of contempt 47
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 51
comfy coffin 5
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 13
computronic processing unit 10
concentrated garbage juice 11
concentrated magicalness pill 18
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 26
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cool mushroom 3
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 57
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 18
copper ha'penny charrrm 6
corn holder 29
corncob pipe 12
cornuthaum 39
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 6
corpse on the beach 14
corpsedriver 19
corpsetini 26
corrupted data 3
cosmic lemonade 4
costume sword 11
cottage 2
cotton candy cocoon 4
cotton candy cone 7
cotton candy plug 9
cotton candy skoshe 2
cranberries 223
cranberry cordial 3
crazy little Turkish delight 65
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 76
creamsicle 76
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 49
CRIMBCO scrip 75
CRIMBCO wine 49
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 122
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 6
Crimbo fudge 134
Crimbo peppermint bark 132
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo ukulele 2
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 15
Crimbuck 4
crossbow string 40
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 5
crowbarrr 33
Crown of the Goblin King 55
crown-shaped beanie 12
cruelty-free wine 72
crumbling rat skull 1
crusty hula hoop 7
cryptic puzzle box 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 11
cup of primitive beer 84
cupcake-in-a-cup 5
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 26
cursed black pearl onion 24
cursed bottle of black-label rum 27
cursed bottle of rum 33
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 27
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 23
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 5
cursed sea biscuit 21
cursed voodoo skull 33
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cyclops eyedrops 20
cymbal syrup 63
d10 59
d12 25
d20 70
d4 2
d6 76
d8 73
Daffy Taffy 73
daisy 2
dance card 76
dandy lion cub 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 488
Deactivated O. A. F. 3
dead guy's watch 52
deadly lampshade 7
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 82
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 30
defective skull 108
dehydrated caviar 249
delectable catalyst 50
delectable fire ant 119
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 5
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 40
delicious spicy noodles 5
delicious stinkbug 45
demon buckler 1
demon skin 110
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 3
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 36
dented harmonica 35
deodorant 44
depantsing bomb 21
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted uranium seal figurine 4
desiccated apricot 227
designer handbag 4
detective skull 1
detour shield 1
diamond necklace 19
diamond-studded cane 27
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 31
didgeridooka 6
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 9
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 13
dirty hobo gloves 262
disassembled clover 760
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 5
disco ball 372
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 372
disease 136
disembodied brain 46
dishrag 8
disintegrating quill pen 102
disintegrating spiky collar 12
displaced fish 53
distilled fortified wine 7
distressed denim pants 130
disturbing fanfic 134
Divine 2
divine blowout 210
divine can of silly string 238
divine champagne flute 64
divine champagne popper 83
divine cracker 92
divine noisemaker 272
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 47
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
doll house 1
Dolphin King's crown 24
donkey flipbook 6
dope gangsta bling-bling 12
dope wheels 16
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 5
double daisy 9
double-barreled sling 14
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 14
drab sonata 30
draggin' ball hat 58
dragon snaps 74
dragonfish caviar 7
Dramatic™ range 21
dreadlock whip 37
dried face 44
Drowsy Sword 43
drum machine 48
dry noodles 1,715
drywall axe 52
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 3
duct tape 30
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dull fish scale 12
dungeoneer's dungarees 8
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 90
dusty bottle of Merlot 82
dusty bottle of Muscat 97
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 93
dusty bottle of Port 128
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 108
dusty Crimbo crate 34
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 2
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dwarf bread 11
dwarvish magazine 17
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 9
Dyspepsi-Cola 156
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 3
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 8
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 11
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 10
Earring of Fire 3
easter egg balloon 20
eel battery 5
eel sauce 2
eel skin 10
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 552
effluvious emerald 19
eggbeater 8
eggnog 15
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato drone 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 3
El Vibrato leg guards 2
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 12
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 4
electric crutch 2
elephant stinger 18
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 38
Elmley shades 6
elven limbos gingerbread 22
elven cellocello 19
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 19
elven suicide capsule 18
Elvish delight 2
Elvish sunglasses 4
empty agua de vida bottle 47
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 122
empty meat tank 25
enchanted barbell 21
enchanted bean 8
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 12
enchanted toothpick 4
encoder ring 108
energy drink IV 11
ennui-flavored potato chips 50
enormous belt buckle 42
enormous hoop earring 24
Ent cider 27
epic wad 10
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 184
evil golden arches 6
evil googly eye 2
evil teddy bear 8
exactly-three-shaped box 1
expensive cigar 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 28
explosion-flavored chewing gum 117
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 14
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 14
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 5
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 48
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 42
eye of newt 141
eye of the Tiger-lily 17
eye-pod 6
eyedrops of newt 4
eyedrops of the ermine 8
eyedrops of the ocelot 17
eyepatch 113
f3d0r4 62
facehugging alien 14
facsimile dictionary 26
fairy gravy boat 9
fairy-worn boots 4
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 104
fake hand 105
fake plastic grass 19
false eyelashes 3
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 274
fancy beef jerky 2
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 21
fancy chocolate car 1
fancy dress ball 5
fancy opera glasses 16
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat bottom quark 12
fat stacks of cash 28
fat wallet 2
felt 12
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 47
fermenting powder 137
ferret bait 185
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 33
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 21
festive sausage 38
fetid feather 12
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 10
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 33
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 10
filthy corduroys 96
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 76
filthy lucre 29
filthy pestle 37
filthy poultice 230
finger cuffs 52
finger cymbals 7
fire 4
fire flower 3
fire poi 68
fish bazooka 2
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 117
fishy fish 3
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy wand 2
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fizzy potion 122
flamin' bindle 6
flaming crutch 46
flaming familiar doppelgänger 1
flaming feather 32
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 23
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 64
flange 45
flaregun 241
flashing novelty button 3
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 11
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 270
flirtatious feather 24
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty stone sphere 1
floral print shirt 2
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 7
flute of flat champagne 240
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 2
flyest of shirts 1
flytrap bezoar 2
flytrap pellet 11
foam dart 297
foam noodle 3
foolscap fool's cap 27
foon 8
forest tears 5
fortune cookie 134
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 2
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 7
fossilized spine 3
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 2
Frat Army FGF 41
frat brats 22
frayed rope belt 5
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 7
fricasseed brains 28
friendly cheez blob 4
frightful feather 16
frigid air mattress 7
frigid hankyū 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 141
frilly shirt 5
frilly skirt 76
Frogade 93
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fruitcake 47
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gator skin 122
gauze garter 247
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Genalen™ Bottle 78
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ghost pickle on a stick 4
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ghuol guolash 75
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gift-a-pult 2
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gingerbread horror 19
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glass of goat's milk 151
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glowing red eye 73
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gnatwing 27
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gnoll teeth 47
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
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goat cheese pizza 144
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gr8ps 130
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grapes 375
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grassy cutlass 15
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Grimacite Bock 3
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grog 91
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grouchy restless spirit 89
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Gummi-Gnauga 2
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guy made of bee pollen 15
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half-orchid 70
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hamethyst 18
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handful of confetti 47
handful of hand chalk 283
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handful of nuts and berries 105
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handsomeness potion 25
happiness 16
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
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Hatorade 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 15
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Heimandatz's heart 5
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hill of beans 73
hippo skin buckler 6
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Hodgman's almanac 1
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Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 7
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
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Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
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Hollandaise helmet 120
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honey mead 1
honey-dew 5
honey-dipped locust 20
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
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horizontal tango 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 42
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hot nuggets 149
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hot wad 1,367
hot wing 483
hovering sombrero 1
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huge spoon 20
hyperbolic plasma focuser 10
hypodermic needle 9
ice skate decoy 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 123
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 256
ice-cold six-pack 8
ice-cold Willer 178
iceberglet 1
iced-out bling 1
icy katana hilt 27
icy mushroom wine 2
icy-hot katana 8
iGoogly 3
Iiti Kitty phone charm 46
imitation crab crate 6
imitation crab meat 58
immense cyborg hand 9
Imp Ale 648
imp unity ring 7
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incredibly creepy marionette 5
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infernal fife 28
infernal insoles 46
inflatable duck 2
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 41
inkwell 87
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insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 45
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 15
interesting-looking twig 109
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisible bag 1
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Iron Beta of Industry 7
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irradiated candy cane 5
irradiated pet snacks 7
ittah bittah hookah 1
jabañero pepper 3
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 71
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Jack-in-the-box 8
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jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 7
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jar of swamp gas 2,999
Jarlsberg's earring 5
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Jocko Homo's head 3
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joybuzzer 100
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jug-o-magicalness 19
Juju Mojo Mask 2
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 3
jumbo olive 31
jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 4
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
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keg shield 13
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ketchup hound 58
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kickback cookbook 3
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king cookie 8
Kiss the Knob apron 5
Kissin' Cousins 7
kite 5
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kiwi 14
kneecapping stick 11
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Knob Goblin firecracker 370
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Knob mushroom 25
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Knob stroganoff 1
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knobby helmet turtle 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 119
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Knoll shroomkabob 7
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Krakrox's Loincloth 4
kumquat 8
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 4
large box 210
large cocoa eggshell fragment 4
laser-broiled pear 12
lavender candy heart 142
lavender paisley oyster egg 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 12
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 93
lavender striped oyster egg 7
lawn dart 7
lawnmower blade 2
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Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaflet 2
leather aviator's cap 3
leather chaps 39
leather mask 59
leathery bat skin 132
leathery cat skin 312
leathery rat skin 28
Lederhosen of the Night 4
left-handed melodica 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 66
lemon 599
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 1
length of string 4
leotarrrd 23
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 75
Let Me Be! 6
letterman's jacket 15
lewd playing card 21
libation of liveliness 4
Libram of BRICKOs 2
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
library card 4
licorice garrote 2
lihc eye 200
lihc eye pie 10
lihc face 63
limburger biker boots 1
lime 217
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 67
line 618
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linoleum crossbow string 8
linoleum ore 65
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linoleum stick 3
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lint 2
lion oil 22
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little paper umbrella 465
little round pebble 17
live wire 1
liver and let pie 13
liver popsicle 1
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 409
Lockenstock™ sandals 62
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long pork 44
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 16
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long skinny balloon 93
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loose teeth 272
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 3
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 47
los chinos 3
lotion of coldness 88
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lotion of spookiness 43
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Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 296
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love song of naughty innuendo 38
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love song of sugary cuteness 18
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lovecat tail 4
lowercase N 126
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lupine sword 7
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 1,000
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 5
machetito 4
mad scientist's sock monkey 6
Mad Train wine 532
Mae West 66
Mae West with a fly in it 1
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magical ice cube with a fly in it 98
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magical mystery juice 462
magicalness-in-a-can 58
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mandarina colada 4
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maple syrup 2
margarita 8
mariachi G-string 30
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mariachi pants 350
Mariner's Friend cough drops 6
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 9
marshmallow 998
martini 7
marzipan skull 90
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 6
massive sitar 3
mauve paisley oyster egg 6
mauve plastic oyster egg 23
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 25
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Maxing, Relaxing 4
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
Mayflower bouquet 1
mayfly bait necklace 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 103
meat cowboy hat 1
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meat engine 24
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meat golem 1
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meat paste 256
meat st‰¿bing club 78
meat stack 272
meat vortex 433
meatcar model 5
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 31
megatofu 208
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melted Jell-o shot 36
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 1
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Mer-kin hidepaint 3
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Mer-kin killscroll 274
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Mer-kin takebag 3
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 40
metal mandible 1
metallic A 239
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 10
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 232
milk of magnesium 71
milky potion 556
mind flayer corpse 143
miner's helmet 120
miner's pants 147
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
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miniature stuffed Goth Giant 14
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Miniborg laser 3
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mirrored aviator shades 1
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Mob Penguin cellular phone 10
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Mon Tiki 103
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Mr. Mediocrebar 46
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MSG 51
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mummy wrapping 1,261
munchies pill 1
murky potion 516
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musty moccasins 2
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
mylar scout drone 7
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 8
mysterious chest 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
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nanite-infested fruitcake 8
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nanofiber cloth 4
Nardz energy beverage 2
nasty rat mask 2
natto pocky 6
natty blue ascot 4
natural fennel soda 7
naughty origami kit 1
navel ring of navel gazing 1
ND 2
necklace chain 10
Necrotelicomnicon 8
Neuromancer 21
neurostim pill 26
Newbiesport™ tent 3
Newman's Own Trousers 5
NG 22
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 7
night-vision goggles 1
ninja hot pants 49
ninja mop 10
Nose Ring of Putrescence 3
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
nothing-in-the-box 8
Now and Earlier 3
Nuclear Blastball 5
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 33
obsidian dagger 42
ocarina of space 12
ocean motion 2
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 13
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 29
off-white striped oyster egg 36
office-supply crossbow 1
oil of expertise 7
oil of oiliness 42
Oil of Parrrlay 60
oil of slipperiness 49
oil of stability 13
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 2
ointment of the occult 27
Okee-Dokee soda 6
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 2
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 97
old leather wallet 59
old school flying disc 5
old school Mafia knicke½æ 14
old sweatpants 98
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 318
olive lo mein 4
oozenog 4
opera mask 1
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange 339
orange candy heart 162
orange glowstick 1
orange leather lanyard 2
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 174
Orange Star of Sacrifice 3
orange-frosted astral cupcake 5
Orcish baseball cap 73
Orcish cargo shorts 64
Orcish frat-paddle 45
Orcish meat locker 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
organ grinder 1
origami "gentlemen's" magazine 1
original G 205
ornate ancient cursed chest 2
ornate ancient cursed key 2
Oscus's dumpster waders 3
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 9
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 1
oversized fish scaler 8
oversized pipe 25
oversized pizza cutter 71
ovoid leather thing 6
oyster basket 10
pack of chewing gum 5
pack of KWE trading card 16
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padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 48
pail 52
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 4
painted shield 2
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 5
palm frond 344
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 7
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 3
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 14
panhandle panhandling hat 7
panicked kernel 2
pants kit 33
pants of the Slug Lord 12
panty raider camouflage 23
papaya 1,224
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 4
papaya taco 7
paperclip 29
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 3
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1,002
passable elf mask 6
pasta spoon 395
Pasta Spoon of Peril 3
pat-a-cake pendant 3
patchouli incense stick 154
patchouli oil bomb 43
patent antipsychotics 4
patent leather shoes 13
peace-sign necklace 3
peach 15
peach lozenge 9
peach pie 2
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pear 18
pear lozenge 6
pear tart 1
pebblebräu 2
Pendant of Fire 1
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penguin skin 177
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 15
Penultimate Fantasy chest 112
perforated battle paddle 29
perfume of prejudice 2
perpendicular hula 10
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personal massager 34
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 280
pestoblade 1
pet rock 7
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 110
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 121
phat turquoise bead 45
phat turquoise bracelet 3
philosopher's scone 5
philter of phorce 19
phish stick 3
phonics down 153
photoprotoneutron torpedo 6
physiostim pill 42
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickle-flavored chewing gum 66
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 9
Piddles 29
pie crust 4
piece of wedding cake 40
piercing post 11
pig-iron bracers 3
pig-iron helm 5
pig-iron shinguards 3
pile of candy 77
pile of dusty animal bones 73
pile of gold coins 3
pile of jumping beans 72
pile of loose snow 1
pin-stripe slacks 4
pine tar 3
Pine-Fresh air freshener 29
pink candy heart 168
pink clay bead 4
pink glowstick 3
Pink Heart of Spirit 2
pink pony 3
pink-frosted astral cupcake 32
pirate pelvis 57
pirate shirt 20
pirate skull 1
pitchfork 32
pixel cross 1
pixel hat 3
pixel morning star 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated moneybag 1
plain brown wrapper 1
plain pizza 4
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 24
plastic passion fruit 10
plot hole 281
plum 25
plum lozenge 9
plum wine 4
plump juicy grub 110
pocket theremin 2
pocketwatch on a chain 5
pointed stick 11
pointy mushroom 8
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 2
poison pen 4
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 3
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 2
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 2
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 3
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 2
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 2
polka-dot bow tie 6
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 8
poodle skirt 10
pool cue 52
pool of liquid metal 16
pork elf goodies sack 6
porquoise 12
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porquoise ring 1
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portable photocopier 40
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potent potion of potency 39
potion of potency 3
potion of temporary gr8ness 26
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potted fern 2
pottery club 2
pottery hat 3
pottery shield 2
pottery training pants 2
pottery yo-yo 2
poultrygeist 17
poutine 8
powdered donut 61
powdered organs 64
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powdered toad horn 7
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pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 142
pr0n m4nic0tti 4
pr0n taco 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 2
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 3
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 32
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 68
pristine fish scale 3
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 5
probability potion 129
procrastination potion 155
prosthetic forehead 11
protein paste 8
prussian cathouse 11
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psychedelic bubble wand 1
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puce plastic oyster egg 26
puce polka-dot oyster egg 18
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puff of smoke 10
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pulled porquoise ring 1
pulsing flesh 3
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple snowcone 204
purple-frosted astral cupcake 6
Putrid Pendant 2
PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 44
pygmy nose-bone 18
pygmy pygment 33
pygmy spear 10
quantum polarity inducer 10
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 3
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 15
radium-flavored potato chips 49
raffle prize box 3
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
raisin 2
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 25
ram stick 24
Ram's Face Lager 92
raspberry 100
rat appendix 135
rat appendix kabob 5
rat scrapple 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 6
ratini 1
rave whistle 20
ravioli della hippy 2
ravioli hat 479
razor-sharp can lid 329
razor-tipped yo-yo 7
really dense meat stack 15
really really sticky spider web 2
really thick bandage 12
recursive spline reticulator 10
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red class ring 11
red paisley oyster egg 4
Red Pill 1
red pixel 92
red pixel potion 139
red polka-dot oyster egg 10
Red Rover BB gun 10
red snowcone 188
red striped oyster egg 2
red wagon 9
red-and-green sweater 9
redrum 21
refrigerated biohazard container 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 3
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog 1
reinforced beaded headband 23
reodorant 28
repeating crossbow 1
respected companion biscuit 3
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 10
rewinged stab bat 2
rhesus monkey 4
rhinestone cowboy shirt 15
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 3
rice bowl 7
ridiculously huge sword 71
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 9
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 7
ring of adornment 2
ring of aggravate monster 48
ring of cold resistance 3
ring of conflict 9
Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 18
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 6
roasted marshmallow 2
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 132
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 132
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 132
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 132
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 133
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 131
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 133
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 132
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 132
robotronic egg 41
rock 17
Rock and Roll Legend 24
Rock Pops 19
rockin' wagon 4
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 78
rogue swarmer 64
roll in the hay 1
roll of toilet paper 421
roller skate decoy 2
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 4
round green sunglasses 5
round purple sunglasses 41
royal jelly 140
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 4
rubber emo roe 128
rubber WWBD? bracelet 18
rubber WWJD? bracelet 21
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 24
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 25
ruby W 180
rum and cola 29
rum barrel charrrm 15
Russian Ice 1
rusty chain necklace 5
rusty compass 3
rusty grave robbing shovel 27
rusty metal ring 7
rusty metal shaft 2
rxr shield 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 6
S.T.L.T. 2
sabre teeth 42
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 3
safarrri hat 27
sake bomb 172
salamander slurry 63
salamander spleen 127
salty dog 81
salty slug 3
samurai turtle 1
sandwich of the gods 15
sane hatrack 1
saucepan 728
sausage bomb 14
sausage pizza 10
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savoy truffle 19
sawblade fragment 55
sawblade shield 10
Scalp of Gorgolok 6
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 19
Schrödinger's thermos 5
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 9
scrap of shadow 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 49
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 57
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 66
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 2
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 24
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 48
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 51
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 10
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 27
scroll of drastic healing 296
scroll of pasta summoning 31
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 2
scrumptious ice ant 4
scrumptious reagent 1,036
seal lube 2
seal tooth 170
seal-brain elixir 3
seal-clubbing club 528
seal-skull helmet 227
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 7
sealhide snare 8
sealhide whip 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 32
secret from the future 2
sensitive poetry journal 7
Sensual Massage for Creeps 9
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 9
serum of sarcasm 405
servomechanical torsion facilitator 10
sewer nuggets 466
sewer wad 53
sham champagne 5
shard of double-ice 18
shark jumper 1
shark tooth 9
shark tooth necklace 1
shaving cream 2
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 90
shiny butcherknife 3
shiny hood ornament 16
shiny ring 64
shiny tribal beads 104
shirt kit 7
shock belt 2
shock collar 12
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 3
shot of nepenthe schnapps 5
shot of orange schnapps 8
shot of peach schnapps 4
shot of pear schnapps 2
shot of rotgut 15
shot of tomato schnapps 2
shrinking powder 1
siesta-ing Casagnova gnome 1
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver paté knife 2
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shrimp fork 4
silver tongue charrrm 48
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 30
Sinful Desires 12
sinister ancient tablet 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 39
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 11
six-armed sweater 2
six-rainbow shield 1
sk8board 8
skate blade 2
skate board 1
skate skin 9
skeleton bone 229
skeleton key 126
skeleton key ring 4
skewer 128
skewer-mounted razor blade 4
skewered cat appendix 1
skirt / kilt kit 30
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 6
slab of sponge 5
slap and tickle 3
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleaze nuggets 149
sleaze powder 29
sleaze wad 1,051
sleazy bindle 11
sleep mask 1
sleeping piano cat 1
sleeping stocking 19
slick fish meat 2
slime convention coupons 2
slime convention flyers 2
slime convention pin 2
slime convention swag bag 10
slime convention t-shirt 2
slimy paste 3
slip 'n' slide 4
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 39
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 6
small box 102
small leather glove 13
smart skull 191
smoky potion 577
smudged alchemical recipe 1
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 2
snake 1,001
snake shield 9
snapdragon pistil 13
snarling wolf shield 5
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 6
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 222
snorkel 21
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 10
snowball 3
snowboarder pants 39
sock garters 1
soda water 20
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 570
soggy seed packet 11
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 39
solid gold pegleg 6
solid linoleum box 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 45
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 3
sorority girl's box 2
souvenir ski t-shirt 5
soyburger juice 2
soylent staff 1
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
spade necklace 18
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 41
spaghetti cult rosary 59
spaghetti with Skullheads 6
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 237
spangly mariachi pants 17
spangly mariachi vest 7
spangly sombrero 15
spangly unitard 1
spark plug earring 3
sparkler 1,001
special sauce glove 2
spectral pickle 3
spectre scepter 47
speed limit shield 1
SPF 451 lip balm 13
spiced rum 9
spices 416
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 4
spider web 648
spiked femur 37
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 3
sponge helmet 1
spooky bark 8
spooky bicycle chain 4
spooky bindle 4
spooky cosmetics bag 2
spooky eggnog 23
spooky eyeliner 9
spooky felt 53
spooky hi mein 68
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky length of string 56
spooky lipstick 11
spooky lo mein 3
spooky mushroom 498
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 763
spooky pirate skeleton 13
spooky powder 9
spooky scarecrow 4
spooky shroomkabob 3
spooky shrunken head 82
spooky staff 2
spooky stick 93
spooky stuffing 32
Spooky Surprise Egg 86
spooky toy wheel 15
spooky wad 423
spooky wooden block 4
spork 3
spray paint 2
spring 267
sprocket 285
squamous polyp 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
squashed frog 119
squirming egg sac 30
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 6
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 14
stainless steel scarf 6
stainless steel shillelagh 6
stainless steel skullcap 8
stainless steel slacks 3
stainless steel solitaire 7
stainless steel suspenders 6
stale baguette 31
stalk of asparagus 84
star 543
star boomerang 1
star buckler 2
star chart 109
star crossbow 17
star hat 41
star key lime 1
star key lime pie 1
star pants 1
star shirt 1
star spatula 1
star staff 16
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 10
star throwing star 1
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 1
steamy ruby 13
stench nuggets 116
stench powder 23
stench wad 1,082
stick 8
stick of "gum" 12
stick of dynamite 7
stick-on eyebrow piercing 299
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 4
stinkin' bindle 2
stinky cheese ball 2
stinky cheese wheel 1
stinky hi mein 1
stinky mushroom 11
stolen accordion 471
stolen office supplies 17
stomach turnover 1
stone banjo 2
stone baseball cap 17
stone frisbee 14
stone of eXtreme power 35
straw hat 2
strawberry 541
strawberry daiquiri 16
strawberry pie 1
strawberry popsicle 1
strawberry wine 19
stray chihuahua 3
stress ball 1
string of blue beads 25
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of dingle balls 1
string of green beads 31
string of red beads 23
stringy sinew 23
strongness elixir 191
stuffed alien blob 10
stuffed angry cow 100
stuffed astral badger 101
stuffed baby gravy fairy 101
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 62
stuffed can of asparagus 2
stuffed carpenter 50
stuffed caterpillar 2
stuffed Cheshire bitten 99
stuffed cocoabo 103
stuffed crazy bastard sword 7
stuffed dodecapede 2
stuffed dodo 50
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 109
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 109
stuffed ghuol whelp 2
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 94
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 98
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 108
stuffed martini 5
stuffed Meat 58
stuffed mind flayer 88
stuffed mink 65
stuffed monocle 50
stuffed ninja snowman 1,000
stuffed pocketwatch 52
stuffed porpoise 51
stuffed scary death orb 101
stuffed shoulder parrot 135
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 95
stuffed snowy owl 98
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 104
stuffed spooky mushroom 21
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 95
stuffed teddy butler 59
stuffed tin of caviar 64
stuffed treasure chest 92
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 107
stuffed walrus 100
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed zmobie 2
stuffing 10
stunt nuts 37
sturdy Crimbo crate 85
sturdy sword hilt 35
styrofoam ore 1
STYX deodorant body spray 1
sub-molecular interocitor 10
sucky decal 11
sugar cherry 171
sugar lime 184
sugar shard 147
sugar sheet 15
sugar shield 2
sugar shillelagh 1
sugar shirt 2
Summer Nights 12
sun-dried tofu 7
sunken chest 111
suntan lotion of moxiousness 85
super ka-bob 3
Super Magic Power Sword X 2
super salad 1
super-spiky hair gel 162
superamplified boom box 92
Supernova Champagne 342
support cummerbund 1
supportive bra 6
suspicious stocking 1
Swabbie™ swab 77
swashbuckling pants 95
sweet ninja sword 9
swirly potion 530
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 35
t8r tots 25
taco shell 109
Tales from the Fireside 6
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 11
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 76
tambourine 8
tambourine bells 43
tangarita 1
tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 17
tangle of rat tails 2
tap shoes 48
targeting chip 3
tarnished metal rod 1
tarrrnish charrrm 47
tasket 6
tassel 6
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 290
tasty louse 38
tasty tart 13
tattered paper crown 3
tattered scrap of paper 289
tawdry amethyst 22
teddy bear sewing kit 5
teeny-tiny magic scroll 7
teeny-tiny ninja stars 6
teflon swim fins 1
ten-leaf clover 28
tenderizing hammer 47
teqiwila slammer 1
tequila grenade 83
tequila sunrise 8
tequila with training wheels 4
terrible poem 13
The Art of Slapfighting 5
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 5
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 28
the finger 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Joy of Wassailing 9
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 4
The Ring 2
The Snake trading card 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thin black candle 381
third-hand nunchaku 11
thistle wine 65
three-tiered wedding cake 3
throwing wrench 6
Thwaitgold bee statuette 9
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 6
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 80
tighty whiteys 1
Tiki lighter 5
time sleigh 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 8
tin magnolia 54
tin rations 3
tin star 1
tiny ballet slippers 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 490
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny cell phone 2
tiny costume wardrobe 3
tiny fly glasses 4
tiny house 1,039
tiny knife and fork 4
tiny maracas 12
tiny Mountie hat 3
tiny ninja sword 7
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 9
tiny plastic accordion thief 24
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 7
tiny plastic angry bugbear 12
tiny plastic angry goat 97
tiny plastic anime smiley 11
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 15
tiny plastic astronomer 11
tiny plastic Axe Wound 6
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 127
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 5
tiny plastic barrrnacle 126
tiny plastic beanbat 13
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 9
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 35
tiny plastic Black Knight 7
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 126
tiny plastic blooper 11
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 8
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 6
tiny plastic brainsweeper 8
tiny plastic briefcase bat 8
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 138
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 137
tiny plastic coffee pixie 116
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 3
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 5
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 6
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 57
tiny plastic cubist bull 19
tiny plastic demoninja 11
tiny plastic disco bandit 37
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 8
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 2
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 12
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 13
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 11
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 14
tiny plastic fruit golem 12
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 111
tiny plastic G Imp 9
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 111
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 129
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 10
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 7
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 13
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 15
tiny plastic goth giant 6
tiny plastic grue 110
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 9
tiny plastic Hellion 14
tiny plastic hermit 36
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 114
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 13
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic killer bee 125
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 5
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 11
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 8
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 7
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 9
tiny plastic leprechaun 95
tiny plastic levitating potato 128
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 3
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 4
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mosquito 122
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 11
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 21
tiny plastic pastamancer 27
tiny plastic Protagonist 10
tiny plastic protector spectre 2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 113
tiny plastic sauceror 24
tiny plastic scary clown 17
tiny plastic Scream Queen 7
tiny plastic seal clubber 43
tiny plastic senile lihc 12
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 7
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 12
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 12
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 3
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 108
tiny plastic spooky vampire 11
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 10
tiny plastic stab bat 124
tiny plastic star starfish 105
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 10
tiny plastic taco cat 11
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 4
tiny plastic The Man 9
tiny plastic topiary golem 8
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 15
tiny plastic turtle tamer 37
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 3
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 13
tiny plastic warwelf 9
tiny plastic whitesnake 10
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 5
tiny plastic zmobie 9
tiny shaker of salt 9
tiny slimy cyst 5
tip jar 22
tires 76
titanium assault umbrella 64
toast 1,375
tofu casserole 13
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 1
tofurkey gravy 16
tofurkey leg 17
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 113
tomato 296
tomato daiquiri 2
tomato juice of powerful power 311
tomb ratchet 6
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 4
Tome of Clip Art 4
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 1
tonic water 12
tooth 11
toothsome rock 6
top 2
torn hellseal sinew 2
torquoise ring 1
towel 40
toy crazy train 8
toy deathbot 1
toy hoverpad 9
toy jet pack 11
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 7
toy ray gun 13
toy space helmet 11
Travels with Jerry 5
Travoltan trousers 1
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 8
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
Trollhouse cookies 189
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 10
tropical paperweight 2
tropical wrapping paper 4
trousers of the white knight 1
true grit 51
trusty torch 1
tube of dread wax 58
tube of hair oil 1
tube sock 4
Tuesday's ruby 11
tulip 2
tuning fork 9
turtle pheromones 27
turtle totem 427
turtle wax 6
turtlemail bits 23
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 3
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly nuggets 1,149
twinkly powder 122
twinkly wad 1,580
twitching claw 6
Typical Tavern swill 15
ultimate ultimate frisbee 6
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 3
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 41
Uncle Romulus 5
uncooked chorizo 42
underwater slingshot 8
Underworld sapling 1
unearthly onyx 20
unemployed hunchbacked minion 1
unfortunate dumplings 33
unidentified jerky 485
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 23
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 112
unstable laser battery 41
unstable quark 9
untamable turtle 2
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
upsy daisy 76
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urinal cake 4
useless powder 34
Valentine 12
Valentine's Day cake 9
valuable trinket 409
vampire collar 31
vampire duck-on-a-string 9
vampire pearl 14
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 4
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 5
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
vibrating cyborg knife 8
viking helmet 262
vinegar 13
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 170
vinyl ore 28
vitachoconutriment capsule 6
vodka and cranberry 22
vodka martini 8
vodka stratocaster 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 3
volcanic ash 19
voodoo snuff 19
vorpal blade 27
WA 3
wad of cotton 4
wad of dough 492
wad of tofu 40
walrus-tusk earring 8
Wand of Nagamar 39
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 1
war tongs 47
warm mushroom 23
Warm Subject gift certificate 264
wasabi marble soda 2
wasabi pocky 5
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 380
water wings 1
water-polo cap 2
water-polo mitt 1
wedge of gray cheese 5
wheel 5
whip kit 33
whiskey and cola 31
whiskey and soda 6
whiskey sour 11
white balloon 2
white Canadian 20
white candy heart 183
white chocolate and tomato pizza 8
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 9
white chocolate chips 136
White Citadel burger 6
White Citadel fries 1
white class ring 17
white collar 40
white hat hacker T-shirt 17
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 141
white picket fence 42
white pixel 662
white rice 11
white satin pants 58
white satin shield 38
white snake skin 96
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 68
white Xanadian 2
white-label gin 3
wholeberd 3
whoopie cushion 98
wicker shield 7
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 5
wind-up chattering teeth 117
windchimes 45
wine spritzer 7
wine-soaked bone chips 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 8
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 48
witch hat 1
witty rapier 13
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 55
Wolfman Nardz 1
wonderwall shield 14
wooden axe 1
wooden block 3
wooden stakes 32
wool hat 46
woolen cravat 1
world's smallest violin 7
worn tophat 42
worthless gewgaw 100
worthless knick-knack 87
worthless trinket 51
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath of laurels 4
wrench bracelet 8
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 17
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 230
X-37 gun 3
x-ray specs 99
yak anorak 1
yak skin 7
yak toupee 1
Yakisoba's hat 4
ye olde golde frontes 3
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 10
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 110
yellow brick road 11
yellow candy heart 203
yellow glowstick 2
Yellow Moon of Compassion 10
yellow paisley oyster egg 11
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 3
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 5
yellow snowcone 89
yellow striped oyster egg 3
yeti fur 911
yo 5
yohohoyo 26
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
yummy death watch beetle 155
Yummy Tummy bean 257
Zim Merman's guitar 6
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 2
zmobie 2
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 2
Zombo's skullcap 3