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Deimos (#943665)
This player has 3,235 unique items and 318,128 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 297
"Humorous" T-shirt 17
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 4
1-ball 18
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 4
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 94
2-ball 17
3-ball 12
30669 scroll 162
33398 scroll 272
334 scroll 128
37x37x37 puzzle cube 33
4-ball 9
4-dimensional guitar 57
5-Alarm Saucepan 8
5-ball 15
6-ball 12
64067 scroll 3
668 scroll 9
7-ball 14
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 136
8-ball 58
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 20
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a little sump'm sump'm 5
abominable snowcone 566
accidental cider 7
acid-squirting flower 65
acoustic guitarrr 60
actual reality goggles 8
adder bladder 67
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 4
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 5
agua de vida 13
airblaster gun 24
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 89
Alice's Army Bowman 41
Alice's Army Cleric 36
Alice's Army Coward 43
Alice's Army Dervish 5
Alice's Army Guard 87
Alice's Army Halberder 86
Alice's Army Hammerman 34
Alice's Army Horseman 28
Alice's Army Lanceman 40
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 71
Alice's Army Martyr 9
Alice's Army Ninja 91
Alice's Army Nurse 92
Alice's Army Page 91
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 88
Alice's Army Sniper 8
Alice's Army Spearsman 101
Alice's Army Swordsman 89
Alice's Army Wallman 89
all-purpose cleaner 95
all-purpose flower 1
alphabet gum 2
amber aviator shades 1
amphibious tophat 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 84
Amulet of Yendor 86
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 4
ancient frozen dinner 14
ancient ice cream scoop 11
ancient Magi-Wipes 15
ancient poisoned dart 92
ancient protein powder 99
Ancient Saucehelm 11
ancient spice 53
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 16
ancient vinyl coin purse 47
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 365
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary gift box 7
annoying pitchfork 16
ant agonist 61
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 4
ant sickle 4
anti-anti-antidote 440
anticheese 84
antique greaves 580
antique hand mirror 95
antique helmet 598
antique packet of ketchup 5
antique shield 583
antique spear 632
apathetic lizardman doll 2
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 28
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 5
arrrgyle socks 40
artisanal limoncello 3
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 8
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos ore 139
asbestos staff 8
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 8
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 10
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 82
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 2
astral mushroom 13
astronaut pants 17
atomic vector plotter 4
attention spanner 3
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 450
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 12
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 28
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 8
baconstone 8
baconstone bracelet 11
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 3
bad penguin egg 1
badass belt 118
badass pie 4
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 90
bag of Cheat-Os 103
bag of GORF 143
bag of GORP 174
bag of lard 4
bag of many confections 69
bag of QWOP 48
baggie of powdered sugar 12
balaclava 5
balaclava baklava 14
ball 69
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 13
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 2
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 107
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 5
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 2
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
baneful bandolier 2
banjo strings 26
bar skin 343
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 76
bargain flash powder 11
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 55
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 24
barrrnacle 103
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 5
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
Barulio's bottle 4
baseball 77
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat fez 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 2
bat guano 127
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 226
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 6
batblade 38
batgut 337
battered Crimbo Crate 5
battered hubcap 22
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 12
beach glass bead 20
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 1
bed of coals 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 231
beer bong 10
beer goggles 5
beer helmet 89
beer lens 29
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 4
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
begpwnia 21
beholed bedsheet 3
bejeweled accordion strap 5
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 98
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
bellhop bell 10
Ben-Gal™ Balm 16
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
berries of suffering 6
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 4
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 9
big bass drum 7
big boom 2
big bumboozer marble 1
big red clown nose 122
big rock 4
bilge wine 35
bindlestocking 3
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 29
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bit of clingfilm 4
bit-o-cactus 46
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 57
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black & tan 19
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 44
black cherry soda 22
black cowboy hat 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 20
black forest ham 17
black greaves 34
black helmet 34
black kettle drum 39
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 40
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 52
black pepper 24
black picnic basket 18
black pixel 759
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 33
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 44
black snake skin 52
black snowcone 30
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 32
black-and-blue light 182
blackberry 112
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 4
Blackfly Chardonnay 26
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 14
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 4
blob of acid 8
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
blood flower 9
blood of the Wereseal 14
bloody beer 222
bloody clown pants 105
bloody mary 13
blue class ring 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 393
blue pixel potion 23
blue plasma ball 176
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 6
blue snowcone 155
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 8
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 7
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 4
bone collar 4
bone crusher 1
bone flute 46
bone meal 1
bone rattle 60
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 57
Bonestabber 3
boning knife 1
booby trap 4
booty chest charrrm 18
booze-soaked cherry 3
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 7
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 93
Boris's ring 7
borrowed time 13
Boss Bat bling 24
Boss Bat britches 72
bottle of alcohol 72
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 11
bottle of bubbles 4
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of cooking sherry 5
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of fire 4
bottle of gin 444
bottle of goofballs 38
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 51
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 4
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 19
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of rum 1,756
bottle of sake 5
bottle of sewage schnapps 48
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 838
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 11
bottle of vodka 495
bottle of whiskey 874
bottle opener belt buckle 18
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 20
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 195
bowl of fishysoisse 4
bowl of lucky charms 19
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 315
box of bear arms 3
box of Familiar Jacks 3
box of Pokëmann band-aids 22
box of sunshine 439
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed wine 551
boxing glove 7
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 3
brains casserole 3
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 3
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 3
brass stinger 10
breath mint 5
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 2
brick 52
BRICKO brick 1,516
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 31
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 7
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 2
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 135
brigand brittle 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 31
brine 4
broken cellular phone 87
broken skull 86
broken sword 358
bronze breastplate 5
bronzed locust 31
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 60
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 15
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 60
bubbling tempura batter 9
bubbly potion 91
bucket of wine 19
buckyball 57
bugbear beanie 88
bugbear bungguard 73
bugbear detector 3
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 27
bugged beanie 2
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 168
bum cheek 167
bunch of bananas 14
bunch of square grapes 68
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 26
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 166
bus pass 17
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 7
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 41
calle de miel 5
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout backpack 3
Camp Scout pup tent 107
can of Binarrrca 28
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 40
can of spinach 4
can of starch 3
can of Swiller 16
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 12
candied kobold 6
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 16
candy cane 104
candy cornucopia 1
candy stake 19
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 19
canopic jar 112
capacitor relay 89
carbon nanotube frame 98
carbonated soy milk 62
carbonated water lily 33
cardboard ore 10
cardboard wakizashi 15
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 8
carob chunk noodles 5
carob chunks 63
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot nose 1
casino pass 89
cast 97
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 42
catgut 101
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 2
catsup 1
centipede eggs 44
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 901
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 5
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 191
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 148
chef-in-the-box 2
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 368
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 6
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 89
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
chintzy accordion pin 4
chintzy disco ball pendant 5
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 9
chintzy seal pendant 6
chintzy turtle brooch 11
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 3
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 6
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate spurs 5
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 33
Chorale of Companionship 2
chorizo brownies 3
chorizo taco 52
chrome crossbow 11
chrome crossbow string 3
chrome helmet turtle 6
chrome ore 124
chrome staff 13
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 13
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 158
citrus-infused sake 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 2
class five ecto-larva 1
clay peace-sign bead 17
Claybender glasses 3
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 41
Cloaca-Cola 14
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 10
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 29
Cloaca-Cola helmet 29
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 23
Cloaca-Cola shield 26
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 2
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 13
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 107
clove-flavored lip balm 3
clown hammer 102
clown shoes 60
clown skin 111
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 6
clownskin buckler 5
clownskin harness 7
club necklace 8
club of the five seasons 2
clumsiness bark 63
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 8
cocktail napkin 190
cocktail onion 6
cocoa egg 9
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,013
coconut shell 868
Codpiece of the Goblin King 49
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 23
cog 263
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 9
cold and sour sauce 43
cold hi mein 8
Cold Hots candy 134
cold ninja mask 37
cold nuggets 176
cold powder 1
cold wad 14
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy coffin 4
comfy pillow 6
commemorative war stein 279
communications windchimes 77
computronic processing unit 4
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 5
concentrated magicalness pill 10
concoction of clumsiness 1
confusing LED clock 35
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 47
consolation ribbon 1
container of Spooky Putty 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool cat claw 1
cool mushroom 2
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 61
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 10
copper ha'penny charrrm 15
cordial of concentration 1
corncob pipe 7
corned-beef Reuben 3
cornuthaum 97
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 8
corpse on the beach 12
corpsedriver 10
corpsetini 9
correction fluid 8
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted data 9
Cosmic Calorie 139
costume sword 12
cottage 1
cotton candy cocoon 1
cracker 3
cranberries 386
cranberry cordial 3
crappy brain 29
crayon shavings 5
crazy little Turkish delight 184
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 2
cream stout 93
creamsicle 103
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
Crimbo candied pecan 85
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 6
Crimbo fudge 85
Crimbo hat 1
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 2
Crimbo pants 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 74
Crimbo pie 3
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbojito 6
Crimboween memo 10
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 45
Crown of the Goblin King 67
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 4
crumbling rat skull 1
crumpled felt fedora 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
CSA all-purpose soap 68
CSA bravery badge 83
CSA cheerfulness ration 64
CSA discount card 25
CSA fire-starting kit 173
CSA obedience grenade 155
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 88
cup of hickory chicory 5
cup of infinite pencils 6
cup of primitive beer 39
curmudgel 18
cursed black pearl onion 22
cursed bottle of black-label rum 16
cursed bottle of rum 17
cursed cannonball 37
cursed dirty joke scroll 31
cursed piece of thirteen 49
cursed sea biscuit 23
cursed voodoo skull 27
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 10
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 46
d10 47
d12 44
d20 45
d4 54
d6 38
d8 55
Daffy Taffy 174
daisy 11
dance card 48
dangerous jerkcicle 57
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 92
das boot 1
daub-breaker 3
day-old beer 1
deactivated nanobots 2
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 88
deadly lampshade 9
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 41
decent brain 18
deck of tropical cards 3
decorative fountain 59
defective skull 111
dehydrated caviar 187
delicious noodles 40
delicious salad 17
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 3
demon buckler 1
demon skin 100
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 3
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 3
dense meat stack 40
dental pliers 2
dented harmonica 16
deodorant 9
depantsing bomb 5
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
desiccated apricot 198
designer handbag 6
detective skull 2
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 57
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 10
diamond-studded cane 81
diamond-studded fronts 3
didgeridooka 106
Diet Cloaca Cola 11
digital key lime 99
digital key lime pie 6
dill 30
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 9
dirty hobo gloves 328
disassembled clover 1,116
disbelief suspenders 9
Disco 'Fro Pick 7
disco ball 10,517
Disco Banjo 7
disco mask 149
disease 139
disembodied brain 97
disintegrating quill pen 119
disintegrating sheet music 13
disintegrating spiky collar 16
displaced fish 66
distilled fortified wine 50
distressed denim pants 92
disturbing fanfic 515
Divine 3
divine blowout 281
divine can of silly string 284
divine champagne flute 96
divine champagne popper 34
divine cracker 104
divine noisemaker 324
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 349
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 153
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 71
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 156
Doc's Miracle Cure 4
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 7
dollhive 71
Dolphin King's crown 3
dolphin whistle 4
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 5
dope wheels 50
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 24
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 18
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 3
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 35
draggin' ball hat 70
Dramatic™ range 50
dreadlock whip 14
dress pants 1
dried face 161
dripping meat crossbow 1
drone self-destruct chip 6
drop of water-37 148
Drowsy Sword 62
drum machine 54
dry martini 1
dry noodles 2,095
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 97
ducha de oro 4
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 46
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dull fish scale 53
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
Duskwalker fangs 5
Duskwalker syringe 11
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 172
dusty bottle of Merlot 205
dusty bottle of Muscat 143
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 202
dusty bottle of Port 172
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 121
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dwarf bread 25
dwarvish magazine 8
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 393
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 2
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 25
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 22
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 11
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 22
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
easter egg balloon 109
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 3
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerily silent box 1
effervescent potion 101
eggnog 88
El Sombrero De Lopez 10
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 4
Elder Turtle Shell 13
eldritch dough 1
electric crutch 13
electrical thingamabob 591
electronic dulcimer pants 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 53
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven hardtack 19
elven magi-pack 66
elven medi-pack 2,531
elven squeeze 29
empty agua de vida bottle 36
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 48
empty meat tank 49
enchanted barbell 5
enchanted bean 49
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
enchanted muesli 10
enchanted toothpick 7
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 86
energy drink IV 14
ennui-flavored potato chips 119
enormous belt buckle 44
enormous hoop earring 26
Ent cider 68
epic wad 1
equal sign 1
especially salty dog 1
evil golden arch 167
evil golden arches 5
evil googly eye 4
evil teddy bear 13
exotic orchid 1
exploding hacky-sack 56
explosion-flavored chewing gum 106
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 27
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength strongness elixir 13
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 6
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 79
eXtreme scarf 51
eye of newt 201
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 3
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 184
f3d0r4 107
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La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
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Let Me Be! 2
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line 1,243
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Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 62
los chinos 3
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lotion of coldness 122
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lowercase N 257
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M-242 1
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Mad Train wine 616
Mae West 15
Mae West with a fly in it 1
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 25
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 8
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 491
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Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 4
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Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
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Microplushie: Otakulone 16
Microplushie: Raverdrine 5
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milk of magnesium 26
milky potion 146
mime soul fragment 17
mind flayer corpse 159
miner's helmet 146
miner's pants 152
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miniature carton of clove cigarettes 3
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miniature espresso maker 11
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Miniborg beeper 2
Miniborg hiveminder 2
Miniborg laser 2
Miniborg stomper 2
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mixed wildflower greens 10
Mob Penguin cellular phone 62
Mohawk wig 84
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mojo filter 17
mole skin notebook 2
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molten brick 380
Mon Tiki 5
monkey wrench 197
monomolecular yo-yo 68
Monstar energy beverage 13
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monster pants 30
mood ring 46
moonglasses 12
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 3
Mortimer's nostrum 7
mother's little helper 29
Mountain Stream soda 112
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 305
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 12
Mr. Joe's bangles 6
Mr. Mediocrebar 241
MSG 181
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 13
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 25
mummy costume 2
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 306
munchies pill 3
murky potion 110
mushroom fermenting solution 14
mushroom pizza 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 1
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nailswurst 10
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nanite-infested fruitcake 7
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 7
nanofiber cloth 1
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nasty rat mask 1
natto marble soda 2
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 1
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naughty origami kit 3
necklace chain 43
Necrotelicomnicon 3
Neuromancer 2
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Newbiesport™ tent 2
NG 23
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 40
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Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
nothing-in-the-box 3
Now and Earlier 2
Nuclear Blastball 24
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O'RLY manual 1
obsidian dagger 56
ocarina of space 8
occult jelly donut 6
ocean motion 125
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oil of expertise 43
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Oil of Parrrlay 93
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oil pan 5
oil slacks 1
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 1
ointment of the occult 26
Okee-Dokee soda 18
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 35
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old-fashioned 3
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olive 114
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 4
opera mask 1
Operation Patriot Shield 1
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orange candy heart 108
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
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orc wrist 7
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Orcish cargo shorts 29
Orcish frat-paddle 30
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Orcish meat locker 3
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orcish rubber 18
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Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 669
oriole-feather headdress 3
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 3
outrageous sombrero 36
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overcookie 2
overpriced "imported" beer 3
oversized fish scaler 11
oversized pipe 180
oversized pizza cutter 107
ovoid leather thing 19
oyster basket 4
P.B.L.T. 25
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 24
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pack of pogs 1
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PADL Phone 92
pail 86
painful penne pasta 7
paint bomb 14
painted shield 1
painted turtle 3
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palm frond 111
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palm-frond toupee 7
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 14
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pants kit 2
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panty raider camouflage 3
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papaya slung 1
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paperclip 1
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papier-mitre 1
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papotion of papower 1
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pec oil 1
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 147
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Peppermint Pip Packet 1
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perforated battle paddle 72
perfume of prejudice 1
pernicious cudgel 1
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personal massager 124
personalized birthday cake 6
personalized coffee mug 166
pestoblade 1
pet rock 4
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 117
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 109
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 3
petrified wood 1
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bead 52
philosopher's scone 19
philter of phorce 22
phish stick 6
phonics down 207
photoprotoneutron torpedo 220
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 64
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 65
Piddles 89
pie crust 94
piece of wedding cake 19
piercing post 57
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pile of dusty animal bones 166
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pimpin' meat hat 1
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pine tar 4
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pink candy heart 496
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 5
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pink pony 5
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pixel sword 1
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plain old beer 1
plain pizza 1,849
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plastic vampire fangs 1
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plexiglass pikestaff 1
PlexiPips 2
plot hole 804
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pocket theremin 4
pointed stick 24
pointy mushroom 6
pointy mushroom wine 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Moog 2
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Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 3
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
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Polysniff Perfume 5
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pool cue 82
pool torpedo 44
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pork elf goodies sack 3
porquoise 15
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porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
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potent potion of potency 2
potion of potency 1
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poutine 25
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pr0n legs 529
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pr0n taco 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 4
Prelude of Precision 2
pretty bouquet 14
pretty flower 101
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 3
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 3
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procrastination potion 575
prosthetic forehead 12
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pygmy papers 7
pygmy pygment 51
pygmy spear 9
quadroculars 3
quake of arrows 16
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quantum polarity inducer 4
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 5
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 53
Rad Lib 211
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 4
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record of infuriating silence (used) 1
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redrum 32
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
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reverse-oscillating klystron 4
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rock 18
Rock and Roll Legend 89
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rogue swarmer 106
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ruby W 182
rum and cola 12
rum barrel charrrm 25
Russian Ice 2
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sabre-toothed lime cub 1
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sack lunch 73
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salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 3
salamander spleen 216
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salty slug 2
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sandpaper 30
sandwich of the gods 14
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Sinful Desires 2
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skeleton 224
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Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
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small box 157
small leather glove 8
Small Medium 3
smart skull 310
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smoky potion 101
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snarling wolf shield 121
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 14
Sneaky Pete's key lime 104
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Snow Queen Crown 37
Snow Suit 2
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sock monkey 4
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soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1,046
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sonar-in-a-biscuit 104
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Space Tours Tripple 8
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sparkler 2
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spectre scepter 62
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 1
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
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spices 458
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spicy enchanted bean burrito 132
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spider web 642
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spooky rattling cigar box 1
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spooky shroomkabob 1
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spooky stick 285
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Spooky-Gro fertilizer 4
spoon! 1
spork 3
spray paint 2
spring 293
sprocket 240
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Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 2
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
stained mattress 5
stainless steel scarf 22
stainless steel shillelagh 10
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star 1,144
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star hat 117
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star sword 22
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starchy sword 1
stench nuggets 30
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stench wad 86
stick 13
stick of dynamite 27
stick-on eyebrow piercing 187
stick-on-a-string 4
sticky gloves 4
sticky meat kilt 2
sticky meat pants 2
stinkin' bindle 6
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stinky hi mein 2
stinky mushroom 2
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stolen accordion 177
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stone of eXtreme power 96
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stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 32
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stuffed cocoabo 52
stuffed dodecapede 11
stuffed doppelshifter 72
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 36
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stuffed hand turkey 42
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 64
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 36
stuffed Meat 29
stuffed mind flayer 43
stuffed mink 27
stuffed Mob Penguin 2
stuffed monocle 37
stuffed ninja snowman 2
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
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stuffed shoulder parrot 137
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 45
stuffed snowy owl 37
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 39
stuffed spooky mushroom 9
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stuffed teddy butler 33
stuffed tin of caviar 41
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stuffing 8
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stylish swimsuit 39
styrofoam crossbow 1
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styrofoam staff 1
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sub-molecular interocitor 4
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sugar sheet 261
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Summer Nights 2
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 143
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
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super salad 1
super-spiky hair gel 175
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superamplified boom box 70
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Superhero Reboots 1
Supernova Champagne 47
support cummerbund 9
sushi-rolling mat 1
Swabbie™ swab 100
swashbuckling pants 157
sweet mochi ball 11
sweet ninja sword 10
sweet rims 3
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
swirly potion 184
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 2
sword of static 2
synthetic stuffing 434
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 3
T.U.R.D.S. Key 12
t8r tots 108
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 27
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 50
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 21
taco shell 270
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 2
Tales from the Fireside 2
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
Tales of the Word Realms 3
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 67
tambourine 8
tambourine bells 61
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tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 11
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tarrrnish charrrm 38
tasket 1
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 487
tasty tart 1
tattered paper crown 1
tattered scrap of paper 120
Tears of the Quiet Healer 15
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teddy bear sewing kit 2
teddy borg 1
teeny-tiny ninja stars 4
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Temps Tempranillo 2
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tenderizing hammer 50
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teqiwila slammer 1
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tequila sunrise 10
tequila with training wheels 2
Tequiz Navidad 3
terrible poem 3
that gum you like 5
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 38
The Bomb 2
The Groose in the Hoose 1
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Kloop in the Coop 1
The Lost Glasses 11
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
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The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 2
theoretical string 420
thermos full of Knob coffee 7
thin black candle 1,091
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 14
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 3
third-hand nunchaku 1
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tin star 14
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tiny house 521
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tiny plastic Axe Wound 16
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tiny plastic beebee queue 2
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 10
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 4
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tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 9
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tiny plastic Boss Bat 7
tiny plastic brainsweeper 13
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tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 3
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tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 2
tiny plastic cocoabo 8
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tiny plastic Crimbo elf 5
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tiny plastic cubist bull 13
tiny plastic demoninja 16
tiny plastic disco bandit 2
tiny plastic drunk goat 9
tiny plastic Father McGruber 5
tiny plastic Felonia 6
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 12
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tiny plastic fire servant 4
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tiny plastic fruit golem 12
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 5
tiny plastic G Imp 7
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 5
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 6
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 12
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 5
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 12
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 22
tiny plastic goth giant 10
tiny plastic grue 4
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 12
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 3
tiny plastic Hellion 10
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 11
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 2
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 9
tiny plastic killer bee 6
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 19
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 21
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 6
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 10
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 11
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tiny plastic leprechaun 11
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tiny plastic senile lihc 16
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tiny plastic stab bat 16
tiny plastic star starfish 5
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 5
tiny plastic sword 1
tiny plastic taco cat 13
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 11
tiny plastic the Free Man 4
tiny plastic The Man 7
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tiny plastic turtle tamer 4
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 3
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
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tiny plastic warwelf 12
tiny plastic whitesnake 14
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tiny slimy cyst 13
tip jar 15
tires 43
tisket 1
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tomato daiquiri 4
tomato juice of powerful power 161
tomb ratchet 6
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toothsome rock 5
top 61
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towel 12
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tree-eating kite 38
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troll britches 1
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tropical Crimbo pressie 1
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tropical orchid 5
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tropical swill 2
tropical wrapping paper 6
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 1
true grit 37
tube of dread wax 78
tube sock 1
Tuesday's ruby 14
tulip 1
tuning fork 4
turtle totem 274
turtlemail bits 1
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
tuxedo shirt 4
twinkly nuggets 128
twinkly powder 112
twinkly wad 102
Typical Tavern swill 83
ultimate ultimate frisbee 9
Ultracolor™ shirt 10
ultrafondue 44
Unagnimated Gnome 1
unbearable light 6
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 71
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 2
uncooked chorizo 102
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unidentified jerky 194
union scalemail pants 1
unlocked meat locker 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 84
unstable laser battery 79
unstable quark 3
unusual disco ball 1
upsy daisy 7
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 9
used beer 13
useless powder 11
UV monocular 3
V for Vivala mask 1
Valentine 11
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable trinket 767
vampire collar 21
vampire duck-on-a-string 25
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 13
velvet choker 9
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 40
very overdue library book 1
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of holy water 7
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of The Glistening 3
vibrating cyborg knife 18
viking helmet 107
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 43
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 31
vinyl boots 1
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 14
vodka and cranberry 19
vodka martini 3
vodka stratocaster 2
Volartta's bellbottoms 2
voodoo snuff 12
vorpal blade 101
votive candle 1
WA 1
wad of dough 863
wad of slimy rags 4
wad of tofu 84
walrus-tusk earring 3
Wand of Nagamar 88
Wand of Oscus 2
wang 2
war tongs 6
Warehouse 23 crate 1
warm mushroom 4
Warm Subject gift certificate 855
wasabi marble soda 46
water pipe bomb 569
water purification pills 193
water wings 13
watered-down Red Minotaur 45
Wax Flask 2
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
weegee sqouija 1
weremoose spit 1
wet stew 1
wet venom duct 1
whalebone corset 17
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
wheel 4
whimpering willow bark 2
whiskey and cola 20
whiskey and soda 12
whiskey sour 10
white balloon 2
white Canadian 16
white candy heart 39
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 2
white chocolate chip cookies 3
white chocolate chips 153
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 10
White Citadel burger 4
White Citadel fries 4
white class ring 2
white collar 53
white hat hacker T-shirt 14
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 63
white picket fence 45
white pixel 57
white rice 10
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white satin shield 43
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white snakeskin duster 2
white sword 89
white whip 1
white Xanadian 12
Whoompa Fur Pants 9
whoopie cushion 84
wicker shield 92
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 19
wind-up chattering teeth 93
windchimes 60
wine spritzer 9
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 129
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 125
witch hat 3
witty rapier 19
wizard action figure 1
wolf mask 182
wolfman mask 2
Wolfman Nardz 1
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wooden axe 7
wooden block 1
wooden stakes 184
wool hat 47
woolen cravat 5
world's smallest violin 8
worn tophat 28
worthless gewgaw 31
worthless knick-knack 32
worthless trinket 29
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
wrench bracelet 11
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wussiness potion 160
x-ray specs 110
yak anorak 9
yak skin 24
yak toupee 4
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin buckler 2
yakskin kilt 3
yakskin pants 2
yam candy 2
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 2
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 4
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 207
yellow brick road 1
yellow candy heart 115
yellow drunki-bear 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 2
yellow paisley oyster egg 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 3
yellow snowcone 113
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yeti fur 443
yo 3
yo-yo 157
yohohoyo 4
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
yummy death watch beetle 10
Yummy Tummy bean 341
Ze™ goggles 56
Zim Merman's guitar 6
zmobie 1
zombie pineal gland 5
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1