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Display Case for Nikademus (#95105)
This player is ranked #127 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,758,242 items.
This player is ranked #10 for Most Unique Items with a total of 9,136 items.

This player is a member of the clan Yet Another Tiny Clan.

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Nikademus (#95105)
This player has 9,136 unique items and 1,758,242 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 14
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 3,605
"honey" dipper 2
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 14
"KICK ME" sign 62
"meat" stick 124
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 3
Überraschthexengebräu 129
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 90
1,970 carat gold 58
1-ball 154
1.21 jigawatts 23
1/6th Pound Cake 10
100-Watt bulb 10
11-leaf clover 188
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 436
1952 Mickey Mantle card 33
2-ball 298
20-lb can of rice and beans 26
25-meat staff 47
3-ball 223
30669 scroll 423
33398 scroll 442
334 scroll 667
37x37x37 puzzle cube 142
4-ball 346
4-d camera 15
4-dimensional fez 37
4-dimensional guitar 83
4:20 bomb 7
5-Alarm Saucepan 54
5-ball 206
5-hour acrimony 3,925
6-ball 194
64067 scroll 186
668 scroll 368
7-ball 145
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 312
7-inch discus 17
8-ball 286
8-billed baseball cap 25
8-bit banana 16
9-ball 35
99.44% pure math 10
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 11
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 2
a butt tuba 150
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 1
A Guide to Safari 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 27
a little sump'm sump'm 292
A muse-bouche 142
A. W. O. L. commendation 202
abandoned candy 25
abominable blubber 767
abominable snowcone 2,054
absentee voter ballot 71
abstraction: action 63
abstraction: category 20
abstraction: certainty 54
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 48
abstraction: motion 56
abstraction: perception 23
abstraction: purpose 33
abstraction: sensation 55
abstraction: thought 51
Abyssal ember 26
acceptable bagel 59
acceptable mayolus 13
accidental cider 296
accidental mutton 4
accord ion 111
accordion file 104
Accordion of Jordion 17
accordionoid rocca 18
acid-squirting flower 333
acoustic guitarrr 166
actual blood sausage 4
actual reality goggles 73
actual tapas 206
adder 541
adder bladder 516
adhesive tape dolly 11
adorable seal larva 22
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 58
Aerheads 8
Affirmation Cookie 37
affordable teak perch 7
Afternoon Delight 45
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 205
Agitated Turkey 3
agnolotti arboli 68
agua de vida 1,569
Aiolion 2
airblaster gun 228
airborne mutagen 37
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster bishop 3
alabaster king 3
alabaster knight 3
alabaster pawn 24
alabaster queen 3
alabaster rook 4
alarm accordion 10
albatross necklace 14
Aldebaran sardines 3
Alewife™ Ale 431
Alexy sauce 40
Alice's Army Alchemist 35
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 4
Alice's Army Cleric 11
Alice's Army Coward 8
Alice's Army Dervish 3
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 3
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 3
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 2
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 2
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 19
Alice's Army Halberder 15
Alice's Army Hammerman 4
Alice's Army Horseman 8
Alice's Army Lanceman 6
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 8
Alice's Army Martyr 3
Alice's Army Ninja 10
Alice's Army Nurse 11
Alice's Army Page 10
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 16
Alice's Army Sniper 4
Alice's Army Spearsman 19
Alice's Army Swordsman 22
Alice's Army Wallman 21
alien animal goo 61
alien animal milk 2
alien autoautopsy kit 56
alien drugs 18
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 21
alien hologram projector 49
alien meat 117
alien plant fibers 72
alien plant goo 27
alien plant pod 1
alien plant sample 14
alien protein powder 2
alien rock sample 559
alien sandwich 16
alien source code printout 3
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 58
alien zoological sample 20
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 333
all-purpose flower 30
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 293
alpha-mail pants 54
alphabet gum 229
alpine watercolor set 16
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 12
Amanitee 2
amber aviator shades 52
Ambitious Turkey 480
ammonite candy mold 5
ammonite fossil 33
Amnesiac Ale 6
amok pudding 146
amok putter 122
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 8
amphibious tophat 5
amulet of extreme plot significance 350
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 4
Amulet of Yendor 265
ancient calendar 2
ancient calendar fragment 4
ancient cursed foot locker 30
ancient frozen dinner 310
ancient hot dog wrapper 5
ancient ice cream scoop 196
ancient Magi-Wipes 602
ancient meat 1
ancient medicinal herbs 46
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
ancient pills 120
ancient poisoned dart 90
Ancient Protector Soda 19
ancient protein powder 304
Ancient Saucehelm 32
ancient spice 149
ancient stone fist 326
ancient stone head 150
ancient turtle shell 6
ancient turtle shell helmet 3
ancient turtle shell powder 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 330
ancient vinyl coin purse 407
anemone nematocyst 92
anemone sauce 69
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 15
Angelhair Culottes 23
anger blaster 18
angry agate 573
Angry Farmer candy 1,589
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 16
angry inch 16
angst burger 2,764
animal part cracker 55
anise-flavored venom 11
Ankh of Badahnkadh 37
ankleweights 35
anniversary balloon 50
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 144
ant agonist 634
ant antidepressant 10
ant hoe 51
ant pick 58
ant pitchfork 74
ant rake 57
ant sickle 65
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 1
anti-anti-antidote 290
anti-burn cream 3
anti-creep cream 4
anti-freeze cream 3
anti-goosebump cream 3
anti-odor cream 18
anti-pain cream 25
anticheese 634
antimatter wad 20
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 78
antique accordion 62
antique beer 12
antique bottle of cough syrup 62
antique bottle opener 50
antique Canadian lantern 13
antique greaves 451
antique hand mirror 117
antique helmet 502
antique machete 143
antique nutcracker figurine 2
antique packet of ketchup 389
antique painting of a landscape 20
antique pair of blue jeans 28
antique record album 119
antique shield 452
antique souvenir drawing 27
antique spear 473
antique spyglass 2
antique tacklebox 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 25
aquamariner's necklace 4
aquamariner's ring 3
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 8
archaeologing shovel 3
Argarggagarg's fang 23
arm buzzer 3
armgun 347
armored prawn 40
around the world 135
Arr, M80 53
Arrow (+1) 1,006
arrow'd heart balloon 3
arrowgram 196
arrrgyle socks 497
Arrrmetia trading card 13
arse-a'fire elixir 11
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 180
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 67
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 16
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 21
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 26
Artist's Spatula of Despair 14
Artist's Whisk of Misery 20
asbestos apron 210
asbestos crossbow 127
asbestos crossbow string 182
asbestos helmet turtle 39
asbestos meat stack 51
asbestos ore 992
asbestos staff 56
asbestos stick 51
asbestos sword 114
asbestos sword hilt 85
asbestos thermos 97
ASCII fu manchu 63
ASCII shirt 85
ash soda 93
Asleep in the Cemetery 60
asparagus knife 709
asparagus lo mein 138
asparagus stir-fry 170
aspirin 12
Ass-Stompers of Violence 5
assassin's cheese knife 25
asshat 178
asteroid belt 12
astral mushroom 2,146
astronaut pants 49
Atomic Comic 12
Atomic Pop 20
atomic vector plotter 613
attention spanner 17
attorney's badge 112
augmented El Vibrato drone 6
augmented-reality shades 81
Aura Libre 14
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 6
automatic catapult 60
automatic wine thief 2
autumn breeze 453
autumn dollar 286
autumn leaf 349
autumn years wisdom 452
autumn-spice donut 425
AutumnFest ale 394
auxiliary backbone 5
awful poetry journal 1,163
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 28
Aye Aye, Captain 20
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 28
Azurite 917
bätzle 158
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 4
baby killer bee 134
baby oil shooter 55
babycakes 30
backwoods banjo 2
backwoods screwdriver 201
BACON 148,660
bacon bath ball 3
baconstone 202
baconstone bracelet 20
baconstone earring 30
baconstone pendant 40
baconstone ring 26
baconstone-handled sixgun 2
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 1
bad-ass club 19
badass belt 117
badass pie 42
badge of authority 49
badger badge 24
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 285
bag of bones 13
bag of Cheat-Os 949
bag of foreign bribes 43
bag of GORF 563
bag of GORP 594
bag of grain 3
bag of gross foreign snacks 851
bag of lard 62
bag of many confections 162
bag of park garbage 1,720
bag of pygmy blood 141
bag of QWOP 381
bag of random words 15
bag of sausage links 5
bag of unfinished business 5
bag of W&Ws 293
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 113
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 10
Baja sopapilla 2
baked stuffing 5
baked veggie ricotta casserole 12
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 15
Bal-musette accordion 4
balaclava 241
balaclava baklava 145
balanced antler 3
ball 1,266
ball-in-a-cup 4
ballast turtle 87
balloon helmet 204
balloon monkey 60
balloon shield 60
balloon sword 145
ballpark hot daub 11
ballroom blintz 376
baloney rotgut 21
balsa plank 106
balsam barrel 2
bamboo bokuto 35
banana 335
banana candle 77
banana cream pie 21
banana daiquiri 39
banana milkshake 17
banana peel 586
banana smoothie 40
banana split 3
banana spritzer 30
banana supersucker 4
banana-frosted king cake 40
bananagate 32
bananarama bangle 10
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 23
baneful bandolier 3
Bangyomaman battle juice 113
banjo kazoo mount 45
banjo strings 223
baobab sap 9
bar of freeze-dried water 38
bar skin 387
bar whip 125
barbed-wire fence 832
bargain flash powder 95
baritone accordion 138
bark beret 10
bark boxers 10
bark bracelet 10
bark rootbeer 27
barnacled barrel 597
Barney's rake 3
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 59
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 59
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 60
barrel beryl 20
barrel beryl choker 16
barrel beryl nose ring 16
barrel beryl ring 16
barrel cracker 53
barrel gun 23
barrel pickle 57
barrel-aged eggnog 2
barrel-aged martini 61
barrelhead 3
barrrnacle 278
barskin buckler 90
barskin cloak 48
barskin hat 106
barskin loincloth 100
barskin tent 168
bartender skull 16
bartender-in-the-box 19
bartender-skull-in-the-box 18
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 27
Barulio's bottle 77
basaltamander buckler 2
basaltamander tongue 96
baseball 259
Bash-Ōs boxtop 15
Bash-Ōs cereal 110
basic martini 122
basic meat crossbow 433
basic meat fez 82
basic meat foon 112
basic meat helmet 358
basic meat kilt 179
basic meat pants 443
basic meat skirt 263
basic meat spork 119
basic meat staff 468
basic meat sword 414
basking robin 1
bastard baster 32
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 3
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 9
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 3
bat guano 445
bat haggis 140
bat hat 71
bat whip 107
bat wing 3,328
bat wing kabob 239
bat wing stir-fry 126
bat-ass leather jacket 152
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 133
batarang 26
batblade 252
batgut 1,282
bath ball gift set 27
batskin belt 95
battered Crimbo Crate 145
battered hubcap 613
battered old top-hat 1
battery (9-Volt) 15
battery (AA) 53
battery (AAA) 615
battery (car) 9
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 13
battery-powered drill 26
Battlie Light Saver 156
bauxite beret 13
bauxite bow-tie 8
bauxite boxers 8
bazooka cozy 3
bazookafish bubble gum 282
beach ball marble 5
Beach Buck 787
beach glass bead 184
beach glass necklace 235
bean burrito 633
beanbag chair 243
bear claw 80
beard incense 1,135
beastly paste 44
beaten-up Chucks 66
beautiful rainbow 2
beautiful soup 36
beaver punch (cherry) 42
beaver punch (papaya) 40
beaver punch (peach) 41
beaver spear 89
beavermouth 140
bed of coals 52
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 14
beefy fish meat 248
beefy pill 139
beer basted brat 44
beer bomb 3,304
beer bong 1,310
beer cartilage 72
beer goggles 48
beer helmet 1,878
beer lens 294
beer-a-pult 45
beer-battered accordion 21
beer-scented teddy bear 75
beer-soaked mop 67
beertini 261
beery blood 799
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 203
beetle antenna 10
beggin' cologne 2
begpwnia 709
beholed bedsheet 14
beige clambroth marble 5
Beignet Milgranet 14
bejeweled accordion strap 10
bejeweled cufflinks 25
bejeweled pledge pin 1,972
belemnite candy mold 5
belemnite fossil 48
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
bellhop bell 177
bellhop's hat 14
Belt of Howling Anger 9
Belt of Loathing 4
belt of Ogrekind 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 408
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 225
berries of suffering 177
berry-infused sake 13
Better Than Cuddling Cake 20
Bettie page 16
bewitching boots 11
bezoar ring 6
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 10
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 13
BGE merchandise order form 24
BGE pocket calendar 15
BGE shotglass 66
BGE temporary tattoo 13
BGE tiny plastic toy 17
bi-lateral logic compressor 463
Bicycle 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 12
big bad voodoo mask 131
big bass drum 345
big boom 359
big bumboozer marble 3
big bundle of chamoix 5
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 96
big glob of skin 9
big hot pepper 489
Big Punk 32
big red button 3
big red clown nose 457
big rock 316
big slimy cyst 37
big stick 213
big stirring stick 16
big tun 1,045
bigger stick 91
biker's hat 2
bilge wine 1,310
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 104
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 26
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 102
birdbone corset 14
birdybug antenna 7
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 10
bishop cookie 6
Bit O' Ectoplasm 442
Bit O' Quail Spleen 56
bit of clingfilm 24
bit-o-cactus 431
bite-me-red lipstick 46
bitter bowtie 13
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 179
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 45
black & tan 143
black and white cracker 12
Black Angus blackburger 2
Black Bart's Booty 1
black belt 58
black blade 36
Black Body™ spray 324
black brandy 2
black BRICKO brick 50
black candy heart 166
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 4
black cherry soda 109
black cloak 91
black cowboy hat 75
black Crimbo ball 128
black eye shadow 209
black eyedrops 37
black facepaint 327
black forest cake 184
black forest ham 124
black friar's tonsure 177
black gallstone 5
black gold 86
black greaves 192
black helmet 183
Black Hole 17
black kettle drum 160
black label 201
black lotus 5
black magic powder 181
black mana 27
Black No. 2 368
black paisley oyster egg 28
black pension check 595
black pepper 176
black picnic basket 278
black pixel 3,678
black plastic oyster egg 88
black polka-dot oyster egg 37
black pudding 455
black sheepskin diploma 323
black shield 179
black slime glob 9
black snake skin 472
black snowcone 70
black spot 83
black striped oyster egg 23
black sword 227
black tear 62
black velvet box 2
black-and-blue light 706
blackberry 657
blackberry combat boots 41
blackberry galoshes 114
blackberry moccasins 37
blackberry polite 194
blackberry slippers 30
Blackfly Chardonnay 502
blammer 17
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 4
blank prescription sheet 98
Blatantly Canadian 257
blended frozen swill 109
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 44
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 20
blind-packed capsule toy 11
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 11
Bling of the New Wave 22
Blizzards I Have Died In 12
blob of acid 134
blob of Alphredo™ 12
blob of wood glue 54
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 180
Blood 'n' Plenty 10
blood and blood 62
blood flower 12
blood kiwi 2
Blood Light 16
blood of the Wereseal 1,159
blood roll-up 5
blood sausage 3
blood snowcone 4
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 113
blood-red mushroom wine 3
blood-soaked sponge cake 11
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 79
bloodstain stick 222
bloodstick 2
bloody beer 630
bloody clown pants 644
bloody kiwitini 6
bloody mary 307
Bloody Nora 13
blowdart 191
blue canary nightlight 2
blue class ring 606
Blue Diamond of Honesty 13
blue glowstick 12
blue grass 39
blue lava globs 6
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 2
blue mana 71
blue money bag 3
blue oyster badge 82
blue paisley oyster egg 207
blue pixel 1,387
blue pixel potion 154
blue plasma ball 731
blue plastic baby 11
blue plastic oyster egg 311
blue plate 3
blue polka-dot oyster egg 205
blue potion 154
blue pumps 5
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blue rocket 23
blue shell 92
blue snowcone 788
blue striped oyster egg 180
blue suede shoes 28
blue tulip 2
blue velvet cake 25
blue-frosted astral cupcake 264
blueberry muffin 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 21
blundarrrbus 28
blunt cat claw 20
blunt icepick 16
Bluzzard 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
bobcat grenade 16
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 55
bodyslam 1
Bohemian rhapsody 183
boilermaker 180
boilgun 3
boiling broth 58
boiling hot cocoa 16
boiling seal blood 11
bolder boulder 10
Boletus Broletus mushroom 29
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 148
bone and arrows 3
bone aperitif 4
bone bandoneon 43
bone bons 34
bone broth 2
bone chips 113
bone collar 44
bone crusher 3
bone flour 3
bone flute 231
bone meal 4
bone rattle 188
bone spurs 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 26
boneana hammock 3
bonedanna 3
bonerang 3
Bonerdagon necklace 51
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 3
bonsai tree 25
booby trap 20
book of facts 2
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 142
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 4
Boosty Juice 1
boot flask 3
boot knife 13
BOOterfinger 35
BOOtonniere 5
Boots of Twilight Whispers 8
booty chest charrrm 440
booty chest charrrm bracelet 17
booze bindle 80
booze-soaked cherry 80
boozebomb 9
Boozehounds Anonymous token 30
Bordeaux Marteaux 75
borg sock monkey 16
boring spaghetti 332
Boris's beer 2
Boris's bread 2
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 155
Boris's key lime pie 139
Boris's ring 164
borrowed time 112
Boss Bat bling 87
Boss Bat britches 86
Boss Drops 53
bottle of alcohol 364
bottle of Amontillado 45
bottle of anís 9
bottle of antifreeze 82
bottle of black cat tonic 202
bottle of Blank-Out 14
bottle of Bloodweiser 4
bottle of bubbles 21
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 9
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 367
bottle of clam juice 68
bottle of Cochon Noir 8
bottle of cooking sherry 379
bottle of Crème de Fugu 82
bottle of Crimbognac 62
bottle of dark rhum 2
bottle of Definit 305
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 311
bottle of drinkin' gas 19
bottle of Evermore 32
bottle of extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 2
bottle of fire 49
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 2
bottle of fruity "wine" 27
bottle of gin 3,876
bottle of Goldschnöckered 8
bottle of goofballs 884
bottle of Greedy Dog 2
bottle of gregnadigne 39
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 325
bottle of Lambada Lambic 5
bottle of laundry sherry 168
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 343
bottle of lighter fluid 156
bottle of limeade 48
bottle of lovebug pheromones 1
bottle of melodramamine 23
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 797
bottle of moontan lotion 7
bottle of Mystic Shell 218
bottle of norwhiskey 265
bottle of novelty hot sauce 26
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 190
bottle of peppermint schnapps 13
bottle of perfume 5
bottle of Pete's Sake 117
bottle of Pinot Renoir 54
bottle of pirate juice 33
bottle of popskull 333
bottle of Professor Beer 4
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 4
bottle of realpagne 34
bottle of Red-Out 33
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 19
bottle of rum 6,246
bottle of sake 114
bottle of Sanguiovese 6
bottle of sea wine 22
bottle of sewage schnapps 655
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 19
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 4
bottle of tequila 2,790
bottle of ultravitamins 128
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 63
bottle of vodka 2,141
bottle of whiskey 4,519
bottle of wine 242
bottle opener belt buckle 1,262
bottle-rocket crossbow 2
bottlecap turtle 66
bottled day 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 359
bottled swamp gas 180
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 771
Boulevardier cocktail 21
bounty-hunting helmet 2
bounty-hunting pants 2
bounty-hunting rifle 2
bouquet of circular saw blades 18
bow 1
bow staff 2
bowl full of jelly 100
bowl of Bounty-Os 10
bowl of cottage cheese 3,163
bowl of eyeballs 57
bowl of fishysoisse 43
bowl of Jeal-O 26
bowl of lucky charms 34
bowl of maggots 50
bowl of marinade 31
bowl of mernudo 59
bowl of mummy guts 70
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of prescription candy 3
bowl of rye sprouts 382
Bowl of Scorpions 285
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
bowl of topioca 5
bowlegged pants 2
bowler 2
Bowlet 5
bowling ball 138
box 966
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 259
box of Familiar Jacks 159
box of hammers 12
box of hickory chips 5
box of Pokëmann band-aids 57
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crident 3
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 3
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crowbarrr 122
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cuddly teddy bear 15
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cuppa Flamibili tea 12
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cuppa Frost tea 17
cuppa Gill tea 7
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cuppa Net tea 21
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curdflinger 127
curmudgel 96
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cursed wishbone 5
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custom sixgun 3
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d8 159
Dad's brandy 282
daddy shortlegs leg 7
Daffy Taffy 1,260
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daily dungeon malware 20
daisy 101
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delectable fire ant 364
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Doublepunchplanter 20
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dove DNA 16
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 429
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dreadful roast 7
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Dyspepsi-Cola 2,015
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El Sombrero De Lopez 28
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El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 39
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 26
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 20
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 38
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 22
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 2,580
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 72
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 36
El Vibrato restraints 7
El Vibrato translator 3
Elder Turtle Shell 32
elderly jawbreaker 56
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Elizabeth's Dollie 99
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Elron's Explosive Etude 3
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En Una Fila Tequila 2
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ennui-flavored potato chips 970
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Ent cider 454
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especially salty dog 71
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 37
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exploding cigar 1,125
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exploding hacky-sack 622
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extra-fancy ring setting 87
extra-flat panini 88
extra-greasy slider 83
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extra-spicy bloody mary 365
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extra-strength strongness elixir 204
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eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 79
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Eye Agate 883
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eye of newt 647
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f3d0r4 376
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facehugging alien 198
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faded green protest sign 2
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fairy gravy boat 1,503
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fake cocktail 18
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fake hand 251
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 95
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fancy seashell necklace 939
fancy tin beer can 13
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Fantasma en la Máquina 17
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FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 35
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farfalle bow tie 5
fascinating alien plant sample 20
fascinating alien zoological sample 17
fat bottom quark 525
fat loot token 126
fat stacks of cash 411
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Fauna Libre 31
Faux 2
FDKOL fire hose 1
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Feliz Navidad 2
felt 154
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 187
fermenting powder 358
ferret bait 1,793
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 583
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festive egg sac 1
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fetid feather 569
Fettris 15
fettucini épines Inconnu 7
fettucini Inconnu 149
Feynman gate 399
fez of etymology 19
fiberglass insulation 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 11
figurine of a charred seal 38
figurine of a cold seal 48
figurine of a cute baby seal 244
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figurine of a wretched-looking seal 289
figurine of an ancient seal 151
figurine of an armored seal 180
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 596
filet of The Fish 5
filigreed hamethyst earring 16
filigreed hamethyst necklace 16
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filled mosquito 1,179
filth-encrusted futon 80
filthy armor 52
filthy child leash 220
filthy corduroys 415
filthy hippy poncho 109
filthy knitted dread sack 572
filthy lucre 260
filthy monkey head 19
filthy pestle 139
filthy poultice 1,872
fin-bit wax 16
fine aged cheddarwurst 701
fine wine 319
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Finnish Fish 17
fire 98
fire ant pheromones 155
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fire hose 1
fire of unknown origin 69
fire poi 1,112
fire-roasted lake trout 26
fireball 127
firebomb 137
fireclutch 77
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 10
firemilk 69
fireproof megaphone 21
fireproof skip lid 2
Firewater 39
first-aid pouch 19
fish bazooka 16
fish head 4
fish juice box 10
fish sauce 6
fish scimitar 12
fish stick 13
fish stick cozy 3
fish-liver oil 1,336
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
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fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishcake 2
fishelada 53
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 105
fishy fish casserole 107
fishy fish lasagna 43
fishy paste 197
fishy pipe 33
fishy wand 35
fist turkey outline 1
fistful of wood shavings 8
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Fitspiration™ poster 128
Five Second Energy™ 4
five-fingered fern resin 86
fixed-gear bicycle 47
fixodent 11
fizzing spore pod 194
fizzy potion 2,476
Flag by the Foot™ 5
flame orb 3
flamin' bindle 27
Flamin' Whatshisname 217
Flaming Caipiranha 23
flaming cardboard sword 111
flaming crutch 215
flaming familiar doppelgänger 1
flaming feather 664
flaming glowsticks 109
flaming juggler's balls 1
Flaming Knob 20
Flaming Mohobo 24
flaming mushroom 296
flaming mushroom wine 19
flaming nose 2
flaming pink shirt 1
Flaming Sazerorc 31
flaming sword 161
flaming talons 432
flamingo mallet 10
Flan 2
flan del mar 2
Flan in the Moon 10
flange 275
flapper floppers 1
flapper fly 1,106
flaregun 865
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 35
flashing novelty button 6
flashy pirate dreadlocks 440
flask flops 405
flask of Amontillado 28
flask of baconstone juice 32
flask of embalming fluid 2
flask of Gnomochloric acid 166
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flask of mining oil 270
flask of moonshine 4
flask of porquoise juice 30
flask of port 7
flask of rainwater 110
flask of tainted mining oil 293
Flaskfull of Hollow 1,171
flat cider 4
flat dough 227
flat mushroom wine 13
flavored foot massage oil 702
flavorless gruel 184
flayed mind 140
fleetwood chain 72
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 24
fleetwood macaroni 31
Fleshazole™ 7
fleshy lump 90
fleshy putty 17
flimsy clipboard 90
flimsy hardwood scraps 99
flirtatious feather 476
floaty gravel 3
floaty inverse geode 2
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floaty rock 3
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floaty rock pants 2
floaty sand 436
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 818
floral print shirt 40
floral-print skirt 68
flour cookie 8
flower petal pie 142
flowing hippy skirt 203
fluid of fudge-finding 20
fluorescent lightbulb 31
flute of flat champagne 494
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 26
Flying Caipiranha 23
flypaper staff 138
flytrap bezoar 3
flytrap pellet 601
foam commodore's hat 4
foam dart 742
foam naval trousers 2
foam noodle 10
foam pistol 2
foetid seal tear 13
Fog Murderer 123
foggy glass globe 11
foie gras 221
folder (barbarian) 40
folder (blue) 154
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 2
folder (D-Team) 1
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Heimandatz's heart 24
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hell in a bucket 12
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hellseal claw 1,020
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Highest Bitter 6
hill of beans 2,290
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Hippy Army MPE 1,806
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hipster cocktail 3
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
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Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
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Holiday Fun! 13
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! 1
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How to Avoid Scams 618
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 714
ice-cold six-pack 199
ice-cold Willer 731
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Iceberglar scarf 87
iceberglet 1
iced plum wine 160
iced-out bling 76
icicle katana 14
icing poncho 1
icy hairspray 88
icy katana hilt 219
icy mushroom wine 18
icy-hot katana 105
iFlail 1
igloo pie 33
iGoogly 153
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 124
Iiti Kitty phone charm 243
illegal firecracker 26
illicit fish sauce 40
Illuminati earpiece 66
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 1
imaginary lemon 27
imbued seal-blubber candle 29
imitation crab crate 165
imitation crab meat 84
imitation crab zoea 2
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 13
imitation White Russian 362
immense ballet shoes 5
immense cyborg hand 49
immense free-range mushroom 1
imp air 158
Imp Ale 3,046
imp unity ring 240
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imported taffy 126
improved martini 86
impure gasoline 61
incense bath ball 1
incredible pizza 34
incredibly creepy marionette 34
indescribably horrible paste 36
industrial frosting 4
industrial lubricant 2
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 1
industrial strength starch 47
industrially-crushed ice 15
inert sludgepuppy 1
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 162
infernal insoles 160
infernal snowball 1
infernal toilet brush 30
infinite BACON machine 1
inflatable baseball bat 5
inflatable duck 12
infrablack lipstick 27
ingot of seal-iron 41
ingot turtle 13
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 11
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
initiative shawarma 8
ink bladder 371
inkwell 2,984
inky squid sauce 206
Inndya trading card 16
Inner Strength 3
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 3
innuendo 11
insane tophat 3
insanely spicy bean burrito 322
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 167
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 248
Instant Karma 343
insulated gold wire 4
insulting hat 2
intact anemone spike 2
interesting clod of dirt 1
interesting-looking twig 321
internet point 4
interrogative elixir 182
Interview With You (a Vampire) 6
intimidating coiffure 2
intricate clockwork egg 1
intricate music box parts 1
intriguing puzzle box 6
invisibility cream 112
invisibility potion 24
invisible bag 22
invisible potion 17
ion grid 2,162
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 724
irate sombrero 163
Irish Coffee, English Heart 36
Iron Beta of Industry 12
iron chain 1
iron dagger 18
iron helmet 24
iron pasta spoon 50
iron torso box 125
ironic battle spoon 64
ironic jogging shorts 56
ironic knit cap 14
ironic mint 86
ironic moustache 65
ironic oversized sunglasses 30
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irradiated pet snacks 42
irradiated turtle 119
irresistibility potion 259
irritability potion 267
iShield 2
Island Hurricane 1
Island Landslide 4
Island Thunderstorm 2
isotophat 2
ivory cue ball 20
jabañero pepper 858
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 514
jack flapper 87
Jack-in-the-box 23
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Jackhammer 15
Jacob's rung 34
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jagged tooth 39
jalapeño slices 6
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jam band bootleg 528
jamfish jam 60
Jamocha berry 21
janglin' bones 190
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jangly spurs 5
janitor sponge 19
janitor's mop 8
January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 1
jar full of wind 227
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 107
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 69
jar of frostigkraut 1
jar of magical relish 5
jar of psychoses (Jick) 3
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 2
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 2
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 2
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 2
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 3
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 2
jar of squeeze 76
jar of swamp gas 326
jar of swamp honey 622
Jarlsberg's earring 229
Jarlsberg's key lime 310
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 160
Jarlsberg's pan 1
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 12
jaunty feather 41
java cookie 146
jawbruiser 54
Jawmaster 2000™ 20
jazz soap 280
jazzy cigarette holder 62
Jeans of Loathing 4
Jefferson wings 29
Jekyllin hide belt 3
jellyfish gel 83
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 21
jerky coins 76
jet bennie marble 3
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jewelry-making pliers 42
jigsaw blade 37
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 35
jitterbug larva 1
jive turkey leg 28
Jocko Homo's head 22
Jodhpurs of Violence 5
Jokester makeup 34
Jolly Roger charrrm 212
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 191
joybuzzer 287
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jug of baconstone juice 30
jug of booze 17
jug of Gnomochloric acid 144
jug of hamethyst juice 20
jug of porquoise juice 34
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
jug-o-magicalness 324
juggling ball 5
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 219
jumbo olive 630
jumping bean burrito 178
jumping bean taco 113
jumping horseradish 1,157
jungle drum 69
jungle floor wax 125
Jungle Juice 7
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
juniper berries 382
junk band 14
junk food 21
junk trunks 16
junk yard 32
Junk-Bond 34
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 9
karma shawarma 27
Kashmir sweater 13
keel-haulin' knife 24
Keese berry 15
keg shield 1,266
kelp 114
kelp-holly drape 1
kelp-holly gun 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 51
Kentucky-fried meat staff 35
Kentucky-fried meat sword 67
Kentucky-style derby 106
kerosene-soaked skip 1
ketchup 655
ketchup hound 612
Kevlar balloon 30
khaki duffel bag 16
kick-ass kicks 1,490
kickback cookbook 34
killer rag doll 53
killing feather 372
killing jar 68
kilopede skull 6
king cookie 15
Kiss the Knob apron 5
Kissin' Cousins 14
kite 101
kitty sheet music 3
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 7
kiwi 949
kiwi beak 35
kneecapping stick 215
knight cookie 13
knob bugle 138
Knob Göblin lòve potion 5
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 127
Knob Goblin elite helm 237
Knob Goblin elite pants 211
Knob Goblin elite polearm 197
Knob Goblin elite shirt 140
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1,568
Knob Goblin firecracker 1,512
Knob Goblin harem pants 408
Knob Goblin harem veil 561
Knob Goblin learning pill 363
Knob Goblin love potion 236
Knob Goblin lunchbox 77
Knob Goblin melon baller 691
Knob Goblin Mutagen 125
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1,395
Knob Goblin pants 1,188
Knob Goblin perfume 363
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1,717
Knob Goblin scimitar 2,123
Knob Goblin seltzer 600
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 156
Knob Goblin spatula 274
Knob Goblin steroids 263
Knob Goblin stink bomb 105
Knob Goblin superseltzer 433
Knob Goblin tongs 1,304
Knob Goblin Uberpants 115
Knob Goblin visor 135
Knob jelly donut 64
knob ka-bobs 157
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 40
Knob lo mein 157
Knob mushroom 1,368
knob mushroom wine 31
Knob nuts 136
Knob pasty 85
Knob sausage 289
Knob sausage stir-fry 146
Knob shroomkabob 122
Knob stir-fry 235
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Knob stuffed shells 114
knobby helmet turtle 64
knobby kneepads 66
Knoll lo mein 119
Knoll mushroom 4,520
knoll mushroom wine 46
Knoll shroomkabob 446
Knoll stir-fry 171
knuckle sandwich 355
kobold kibble 129
kobold treasure hoard 3
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 3
Kokomo Resort Chip 64
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 51
Kokomo Resort Pass 84
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 5
Krakrox's Loincloth 22
Kramco Industries packing carton 1
Kudzu salad 2
Kudzu slaw 105
kumquartz 15
kumquartz ring 5
kumquat 673
kumquat supersucker 5
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 33
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 20
lab-grown meat 16
labrador cookie 3
ladle of mystery 23
Lapis Lazuli 888
large box 787
large cocoa eggshell fragment 218
large pile of sand 1
large tankard of ale 13
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 10
laser-broiled pear 66
latte lovers club card 5
lava balaclava 2
lava cake 30
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
lava-proof pants 66
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 3
lavalarva 2
Lavalos's shell 3
lavawater 110
lavender candy heart 1,501
lavender candygram 6
lavender paisley oyster egg 144
lavender plastic oyster egg 401
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 24
lavender striped oyster egg 110
Law of Averages 1
law-abiding citizen cane 15
lawn dart 13
lawnmower blade 35
Lazenby's Life Lesson 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 59
LCD game: Food Eater 66
LCD game: Garbage River 64
lead collar 5
lead necklace 165
lead umbrella 14
lead yo-yo 69
Lead Zeta of Chastity 12
leaf 29
leaf of grass 135
leaflet 86
leather aviator's cap 2
leather bookmark 78
leather chaps 392
leather glove 63
leather mask 231
leathery bat skin 486
leathery cat skin 502
leathery rat skin 1,367
LED block 45
Lederhosen of the Night 20
leechknife 49
left bear arm 1
left bracket 19
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 64
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 8
leftover chocolate bar 25
leftover Crimbo rations 3
leftover pasty 10
leftovers 26
leftovers of indeterminate origin 265
leftovers sandwich 14
leg-mounted Trainbots 2
leggings of the Spider Queen 3
legitimate business on the beach 37
lemon 1,651
lemon meringue pie 339
lemon popsicle 112
lemonade marble 4
Lemonade-235 3
lemonhead caviar 19
lemony scales 19
length of old fuse 9
length of string 194
Lens of Hatred 5
Lens of Violence 4
Leonard's glasses 54
leotarrrd 143
Lepardner 2
leprechaun hatchling 18
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 872
Let Me Be! 40
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw 33
letterman's jacket 11
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 66
lewd playing card 40
Li'l Businessman Kit 20
li'l candy corn costume 5
li'l ghost costume 1
li'l knight costume 3
li'l unicorn costume 51
Liam's mail 127
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 219
libertagliatelle 15
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 1
Libram of Resolutions 1
library card 129
License To Kill 12
licorice boa 3
licorice garrote 117
licorice root 27
licorice snake 25
licorice whip 5
lifeless meat doll 40
lihc eye 1,173
lihc eye pie 266
lihc face 414
limburger biker boots 99
lime 863
lime supersucker 4
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 472
limepatch 36
limp broccoli 69
line 1,653
linguini immondizia bianco 47
linguini of the sea 13
linoleum crossbow 134
linoleum crossbow string 102
linoleum helmet turtle 43
linoleum meat stack 57
linoleum ore 892
linoleum staff 117
linoleum stick 138
linoleum sword 183
linoleum sword hilt 73
lint 64
lion musk 99
lion oil 80
liquid bread 5
liquid ice 12
liquid ice pack 8
liquid rhinestones 3
liquid shifting time weirdness 3
liquid smoke 19
liquid SONAR 3
literal grasshopper 18
little black book 56
little box of fireworks 1
Little Crimson Book 6
little deuce cape 4
little firkin 1,902
little paper umbrella 4,671
little parachute guy 20
little piece of steel 2
little red .epub file 22
little red book 2
little red jam 326
little round pebble 44
little wooden mannequin 14
live lobster 13
live nautical mine 70
live wire 47
liver and let pie 105
liver popsicle 452
livid energy 2
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 1,948
loaded serum blowgun 14
loadstone 86
loaf of alien bread 4
loaf of soda bread 2,784
loafers 6
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 15
Loathing Idol Microphone 31
Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) 29
Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) 18
Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) 23
Loathing Legion abacus 1
Loathing Legion can opener 1
Loathing Legion chainsaw 1
Loathing Legion corkscrew 1
Loathing Legion defibrillator 1
Loathing Legion double prism 1
Loathing Legion electric knife 1
Loathing Legion flamethrower 1
Loathing Legion hammer 1
Loathing Legion helicopter 1
Loathing Legion jackhammer 1
Loathing Legion kitchen sink 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook 1
Loathing Legion moondial 1
Loathing Legion necktie 1
Loathing Legion pizza stone 1
Loathing Legion rollerblades 1
Loathing Legion tape measure 1
Loathing Legion tattoo needle 1
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver 1
Lobos Mints 6
Lobster qua Grill 48
locked mumming trunk 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1,359
Locust 15
lodestone 11
logging hatchet 39
logic synthesizer 1,038
lollipop cufflinks 1
Lollipop Drop 33
lollipop stick 175
LOLmec statuette 1
Lolsipop 31
London frog 13
long pork 1,721
long pork casserole 57
long pork chop sandwiches 104
long pork lasagna 49
long skinny balloon 586
long-forgotten necklace 24
long-stemmed rose 20
longhaired hippy wig 58
loose blade 1
loose purse strings 135
loose teeth 1,863
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 181
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 7
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 153
los chinos 126
lost elf luggage 4
lost key 108
lotion of coldness 136
lotion of hotness 282
lotion of sleaziness 147
lotion of spookiness 272
lotion of stench 259
Louder Than Bomb 37
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 660
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 28
LOV Elephant 28
LOV Elixir #3 159
LOV Elixir #6 89
LOV Elixir #9 26
LOV Emotionizer 27
LOV Enamorang 47
LOV Entrance Pass 3
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 52
love 5
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 3
love song of disturbing obsession 1,202
love song of icy revenge 1,304
love song of naughty innuendo 4,745
love song of smoldering passion 3,972
love song of sugary cuteness 797
love song of vague ambiguity 2,784
lovecat tail 10
low tide martini 5
low-budget shield 22
lowercase a 11
lowercase N 608
LT&T tattoo kit 1
lucky ball-and-chain 31
lucky bottlecap 23
lucky cat collar 27
lucky cat statue 24
lucky cat's paw 51
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 3
lucky gold ring 1
lucky lighter 56
lucky rabbit's foot 175
lucky rabbitfish fin 9
Lucky Surprise Egg 109
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
lucky Tam O'Shatner 1
lucky-ish pill 2
Ludovico Pastaco 6
lumbering jack 132
Lumineux Limnio 12
lump of black ichor 28
lump of Brituminous coal 1,284
lump of clay 4
lump of coal 123
lump of diamond 432
lump of goofball ore 72
lump of loyal latite 529
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 2
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 1
lunar isotope 8,812
lupine appetite hormones 3
lupine sword 72
lustrous oyster egg 15
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 23
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
lynyrd musk 80
lynyrd skin 97
lynyrd skinner toothblack 68
lynyrd snare 58
lynyrdskin breeches 66
lynyrdskin cap 64
lynyrdskin tunic 68
M-242 172
macaroni duck 22
Mace of the Tortoise 34
machetito 28
machine elf capsule 1
macroplane grater 35
mad scientist's sock monkey 34
Mad Train wine 1,937
madius 33
Mae West 114
Mae West with a fly in it 36
mafia aria 115
mafia filofax 4
mafia middle finger ring 2
mafia organizer badge 2
mafia pinky ring 1
mafia pointer finger ring 1
mafia thumb ring 3
magenta seashell 155
magic dragonfish fry 2
magic lamp 214
magic whistle 86
magical baguette 90
magical battery 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 197
magical ice cubes 7,172
magical mystery juice 11,864
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 11
magical pony: Pearjack 5
magical pony: Rosey Cake 4
magical pony: Shutterfly 11
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 7
magical pony: Uniquity 8
magical sausage 703
magical sausage casing 648
magicalness-in-a-can 313
magicberry tablets 362
magilaser blastercannon 312
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 42
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 79
magnificent oyster egg 24
magnifying glass 26
magnolia blossom 76
magnum of fancy champagne 6
maid head 27
maiden wig 277
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 19
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 18
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 18
makeshift turban 19
malevolent medallion 2
Mallomarbles 83
mama's squeezebox 29
mana curds 125
mana-basted tofurkey leg 13
mana-coated yams 12
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 12
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 12
mandarina colada 116
mandarina colada with a fly in it 33
Manetwich 126
mangled finger 70
mangled squirrel 148
manly bloomers 33
mannequin leg 19
Mansquito Serum 2
Mansquito's blood 66
mantis skull 12
Manual of Lock Picking 1
Manual of Secret Door Detection 4
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 41
Map to Kokomo 1
maple leaf 28
maple syrup 500
margarita 822
mariachi G-string 162
mariachi hat 145
mariachi pants 440
mariachi toothpaste 87
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 15
Mariner's Friend cough drops 239
marionette 16
marionette collective 21
Mark I Steam-Hat 13
Mark II Steam-Hat 14
Mark III Steam-Hat 17
Mark IV Steam-Hat 17
Mark of the Bugbear 10
Mark of the Ghost 11
Mark of the Skeleton 10
Mark of the Vampire 13
Mark of the Werewolf 14
Mark of the Zombie 16
Mark V Steam-Hat 17
Marltini 49
Marquis de Poivre soda 37
marshmallow 382
marshmallow bomb 23
marshmallow flambé 11
marshroom 35
martini 672
martiny 20
Marvin's marvelous pill 17
marzipan skull 941
mashed potatoes 4
mass of wriggling tentacles 3
massive gemstone 193
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 15
massive sitar 68
Master Thief's utility belt 3
mauve paisley oyster egg 39
mauve plastic oyster egg 172
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 225
mauve striped oyster egg 148
Maxing, Relaxing 27
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 485
MayDay™ contract 1
Mayflower bouquet 1
mayfly bait necklace 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 3
mayo pump 5
Mayodiol 25
Mayoflex 26
Mayonex 29
Mayor Ghost's cloak 2
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's sash 2
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
Mayostat 26
Mayozapine 25
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 173
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 451
meadeorite 165
Meat Butler 4
meat cowboy hat 127
Meat detector 26
meat engine 255
meat face 105
meat from yesterday 254
meat golem 41
Meat maid 42
Meat maid body 173
meat paste 1,350
meat shield 115
meat st‰¿bing club 11
meat stack 663
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 16
meat vortex 932
Meat-inflating powder 125
meatball 49
meatball machine 1
meatcar model 48
Meatcleaver 1
meatloaf helmet 112
meatsmithing guide 203
meatspout staff 23
meaty helmet turtle 56
Mechamelion 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 28
Medical Pastaco 8
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 907
medium slimy cyst 4
megacopia 36
megatofu 991
Meleegra™ pills 380
melon-infused sake 13
melted Jell-o shot 427
melty plastic grenade 11
meme generator 9
Memories of Beanslinging 1
Memories of Cow Punching 1
Memories of Snake Oiling 1
Memory Disk, Alpha 14
memory of a C 162
memory of a CA base pair 15
memory of a CG base pair 15
memory of a CT base pair 15
memory of a G 155
memory of a GT base pair 15
memory of a T 184
memory of an A 168
memory of an AG base pair 15
memory of an AT base pair 15
memory of some delicious amino acids 446
menorette 78
mentholated wine 4
menudo 70
menudo ravioli 119
Mer-kin begsign 43
Mer-kin breastplate 77
Mer-kin bunwig 41
Mer-kin cancerstick 23
Mer-kin cheatsheet 29
Mer-kin cookiestove 51
Mer-kin cooljuice 193
Mer-kin darkbook 16
Mer-kin digpick 38
Mer-kin dodgeball 30
Mer-kin dragbelt 12
Mer-kin dragnet 30
Mer-kin eyedrops 28
Mer-kin eyeglasses 27
Mer-kin facecowl 32
Mer-kin fastjuice 169
Mer-kin finpaddle 27
Mer-kin fitbrine 72
Mer-kin foodbucket 1,232
Mer-kin gladiator mask 25
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 25
Mer-kin gutgirdle 15
Mer-kin hallpass 31
Mer-kin headguard 21
Mer-kin healscroll 504
Mer-kin hidepaint 239
Mer-kin hookspear 183
Mer-kin killscroll 231
Mer-kin knucklebone 60
Mer-kin lipstick 88
Mer-kin lunchbox 6
Mer-kin mouthsoap 101
Mer-kin paste 110
Mer-kin pinkslip 70
Mer-kin prayerbeads 90
Mer-kin pressureglobe 272
Mer-kin ragejuice 78
Mer-kin rocksalt 26
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin roundshield 78
Mer-kin saltmint 21
Mer-kin saltsquid 31
Mer-kin sawdust 30
Mer-kin scholar mask 24
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 24
Mer-kin smartjuice 64
Mer-kin sneakmask 74
Mer-kin stopwatch 14
Mer-kin strongjuice 72
Mer-kin switchblade 30
Mer-kin takebag 147
Mer-kin thighguard 21
Mer-kin thingpouch 1,069
Mer-kin waistrope 32
Mer-kin weaksauce 193
Mer-kin wordquiz 117
Mer-kin worktea 26
Merc Core challenge coin 1
Merc Core deployment orders 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 1
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mercenary pistol 1
mercenary rifle 1
mermaid's purse 30
mesh cap 387
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 22
mesquito proboscis 5
metal band T-shirt 20
metal mandible 14
metal meteoroid 140
metallic A 922
metallic foil bow 3
metallic foil cat ears 2
metallic foil radar dish 2
metandienone 20
Meteoid ice beam 1
meteor shower cap 5
meteorb 11
meteoreo 181
meteorite guard 12
Meteorite-Ade 119
meteortarboard 17
meteorthopedic shoes 34
metrognome 9
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 67
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,323
micronova 2
Microplushie: Bropane 66
Microplushie: Dorkonide 21
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 35
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 19
Microplushie: Gothochondria 59
Microplushie: Hippylase 82
Microplushie: Hipsterine 4
Microplushie: Hobomosome 34
Microplushie: Otakulone 83
Microplushie: Raverdrine 45
Microplushie: Sororitrate 72
microwave stogie 18
mid-level medieval mead 18
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 525
midget clownfish 3
midriff scrubs 48
milestone 43
milk of magnesium 457
Milk Studs 294
milky potion 2,924
mime army camouflage kit 20
mime army challenge coin 2
mime army infiltration glove 2
mime army insignia (cryonics) 3
mime army insignia (espionage) 3
mime army insignia (infantry) 3
mime army insignia (intelligence) 2
mime army insignia (morale) 2
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 2
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 3
mime army insignia (sanitation) 2
mime army rations 24
mime army shotglass 3
mime army superserum 13
mime army wine 13
mime eraser 20
mime soul fragment 23
mimeplasm 2
miming beret 21
miming boots 19
miming corduroys 18
miming gloves 19
miming shirt 13
mimosette 96
mince pie 6
mind flayer corpse 331
mineapple 146
miner's helmet 332
miner's pants 313
Mini-Crimbot crate 4
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 32
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 15
miniature antlers 3
miniature boiler 49
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 99
miniature castagnets 6
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 5
miniature dormouse 30
miniature espresso maker 11
miniature goose mask 2
miniature gravy-covered maypole 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 5
miniature life preserver 27
miniature power pill 3
miniature pruning shears 8
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
miniature tophat 7
Miniborg beeper 13
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 11
Miniborg hiveminder 11
Miniborg laser 13
Miniborg stomper 13
Miniborg strangler 13
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 3
minin' dynamite 30
miniscule beatbox 7
mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag 1
mint condition magnifying glass 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 20
mint-condition magic wand 15
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 34
misfit dolly 12
misfit hobby horse 13
misfit teddy bear 13
Miss Graves' vermouth 2
misshapen animal skeleton 2
Missing Eye Simulation Device 61
missing semicolon 5
missing wine 40
Misty Cape 46
Misty Cloak 35
Misty Robe 47
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 5
mixed wildflower greens 303
Mob Penguin cellular phone 135
mocking turtle 242
modern picture frame 14
Mohawk wig 322
Mohobo 30
moist barrel 221
moist Crimbo spices 18
moist sack 1
moist sailor's cap 25
mojo filter 333
mole molé 72
mole skin notebook 18
molehill mountain 16
molotov cocktail cocktail 863
molten brick 6
molten medallion 12
molten scrap metal 212
Mon Tiki 87
monkey barf 27
monkey wrench 431
monomolecular yo-yo 853
Monstar energy beverage 1,541
monster bait 31
monster pants 13
monstrous monocle 11
mood ring 168
moomy dust 58
Moon Pie 10
moon-amber 3
moon-amber necklace 3
moonberry wine cooler 708
Moonds 57
moonglasses 34
Moonshine Mohobo 26
Moonthril Schnapps 10
moose antlers 26
moose chocolate 57
moose thought 68
mooseflank 203
moosemeat pie 40
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 13
More Humanitini than Humanitini 41
moreltini 48
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 10
morning dew 5
Mornington crescent roll 145
Morphan 2
Mortimer's nostrum 84
Morto Moreto 58
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 50
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 12
mother's little helper 299
mother's necklace 141
mother's secret recipe 11
motivational poster 27
mouldering barrel 206
mountain lion skin 39
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 35
Mountain Stream gastrique 53
Mountain Stream soda 802
mourning wine 2
mouse skull 20
moustache sock 7
mouth-watering mayolus 6
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 21
moxie weed 1,361
Mr. Accessaturday 7
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 10
Mr. Big's Wallet 4
Mr. Burnsger 2
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 6
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 94
Mr. Joe's bangles 36
Mr. Mediocrebar 1,290
Mr. Screege's spectacles 95
Mrs. Rush 11
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 766
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 164
muculent machete 106
muddy pirate hat 40
muddy skirt 5
Mudflap-Girl Earring 23
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 23
Mudflap-Girl Ring 23
muffled muffuletta 10
mugcake 108
mulberry 12
mulled berry wine 12
mulled blood 4
mulled cider 33
mulled hobo wine 2
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multi-level marzipan 15
mummified entombed cookbookbat 1
mummy costume 52
mummy mask 108
mummy wrapping 5,852
munchies pill 215
murderbot component casing 121
murderbot live wire 2
murderbot mask 10
murderbot memory chip 118
murderbot monofilament 124
murderbot plasma rifle 22
murderbot power cell 70
murderbot shield unit 6
murderbot spring injector 9
murderbot whip 17
Murderer's Punch 38
murky potion 4,829
Muschat 18
muscle oil 111
mushroom fermenting solution 399
mushroom filet 26
mushroom pizza 161
mushroom slab 1
mushroom tea 16
mushroom whiskey 16
musk turtle 243
muskox-skin cap 15
Mustardigrade 2
musty moccasins 13
mutant arm 6
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mutant gila monster egg 1
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mutant rattlesnake egg 1
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My First Art of War 11
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 1
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
Mylar balloon 40
mylar scout drone 81
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
Mysterious Black Box 41
Mysterious Blue Box 22
mysterious chemical residue 17
mysterious chest 1
Mysterious Green Box 44
Mysterious Island iced tea 16
mysterious present 12
Mysterious Red Box 29
mysterious silver lapel pin 83
Mysterious Stranger 7
mystery lollipop 100
nachos of the night 10
Nadsat berry 16
nail file 109
nailswurst 58
nanite-infested candy cane 296
nanite-infested eggnog 469
nanite-infested fruitcake 271
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 231
nanofiber cloth 89
nanorhino credit card 2
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 76
Nardz energy beverage 65
nasty desk bell 2
nasty gum 32
nasty rat mask 65
nasty snuff 1,141
nasty-ass club 3
nasty-smelling moss 3
nastygeist 59
natto marble soda 49
natto pocky 48
natto-infused sake 51
natty blue ascot 24
natural fennel soda 1,116
natural magick candle 86
naughty fortune teller 1
naughty origami kit 1
naughty paper shuriken 1
navel ring of navel gazing 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 15
ncle leg 6
ND 119
Necbro wafers 108
necklace chain 142
Necrotelicomnicon 19
necrotizing body spray 48
neg grog 10
nega-mushroom 3
nega-mushroom wine 3
negative lump 130
negotiatin' hammer 18
neoprene skullcap 8
nervous tick egg 1
Neuromancer 91
neurostim pill 450
neutron lollipop 778
Never Don't Stop Not Striving 1
Neverending Party favor 66
Neverending Party guest pass 5
Neverending Party invitation envelope 1
neverending wallet chain 323
New Age healing crystal 329
New Age hurting crystal 224
New Cloaca-Cola 12
new habit 1
New Zealand iced tea 131
New-You Club Membership Form 1
Newark 11
Newbiesport™ tent 270
newborn kobold 1
Newman's Own Trousers 24
NG 114
nice warm beer 5
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 12
nicksilver ring 2
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 37
Nightmare Fuel 87
Nightstalker perfume 21
ninja carabiner 156
ninja crampons 155
ninja eyeblack 113
ninja fear powder 124
ninja hot pants 141
ninja mop 65
ninja pirate zombie robot 15
ninja pirate zombie robot head 10
ninja rope 158
ninjammies 1
No Hats as Art 2
Nog-on-the-Cob 1
noir fedora 2
non-aged vinegar 28
non-Euclidean angle 3
Non-Euclidean Finance 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 16
non-stick pugil stick 11
normal barrel 812
Northern pemmican 83
norwhal helmet 2
Nose Ring of Putrescence 23
nosy nose ringy ring 3
not-a-pipe 44
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 187
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 205
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 163
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 53
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 58
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 43
nothing-in-the-box 235
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 48
nothingtini 12
noticeable pumps 343
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 4
novelty fruit hat 45
novelty tattoo sleeves 21
Now and Earlier 276
Now You're Cooking With Grease 1
noxious gas grenade 9
nozzle of the Phoenix 3
NPZR chemistry set 37
Nuclear Blastball 55
nuclear stockpile 3
nugget of Crimbonium 257
nugget of nicksilver 5
nugget of quicksilver 1
nugget of sicksilver 27
nugget of slicksilver 25
nugget of sodium 28
nugget of thicksilver 4
nugget of ticksilver 2
nugget of wicksilver 21
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 61
Nursine 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 25
nutcracking pliers 3
nutty organic salad 82
O 311
O'RLY manual 143
obnoxious riddle 11
obsidian dagger 68
obsidian nutcracker 49
ocarina of space 76
occult jelly donut 30
ocean motion 371
octolus oculus 207
octolus-skin cloak 2
octopus's spade 37
odd silver coin 7
odor extractor 10
off-white paisley oyster egg 37
off-white plastic oyster egg 359
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 36
off-white striped oyster egg 37
offensive moustache 1
office-supply crossbow 9
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 58
Oh, the Humanitini 56
oil cap 23
oil lamp 46
oil of expertise 335
oil of oiliness 160
Oil of Parrrlay 338
oil of slipperiness 314
oil of stability 344
oil pan 23
oil shell 53
oil slacks 63
oil-filled donut 151
oily boid 18
oily golden mushroom 18
oily mushroom wine 35
oily paste 60
ointment of the occult 778
ojo de pez burrito 145
Okee-Dokee soda 596
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 71
Ol' Scratch's stove door 2
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old ball and chain 2
old bronzer 211
old candy wrapper 99
old chum 210
old coin purse 348
old dry bone 2
old eyebrow pencil 428
old leather wallet 365
old love note 75
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 436
old school beer pull tab 98
old school calculator watch 122
old school flying disc 21
old school Mafia knicke½æ 11
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 205
old-fashioned 214
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
oldcake 2
olive 1,271
olive lo mein 124
olive stir-fry 184
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 103
one glove 29
one piece of bubble gum 58
one pill 113
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 10
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 3
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 3
one-winged stab bat 21
onion shurikens 139
onyx bishop 3
onyx king 4
onyx knight 3
onyx pawn 19
onyx queen 4
onyx rook 3
oozenog 56
open sauce 326
opera mask 167
Operation Patriot Shield 1
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Oppossum 2
orange 2,064
orange and black Crimboween candy 36
orange boxing gloves 5
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orange candygram 6
orange glowstick 2
orange leather lanyard 15
orange peel hat 24
orange popsicle 78
orange slime glob 338
orange snowcone 1,340
Orange Star of Sacrifice 12
orange-frosted astral cupcake 705
Orangemageddon wine cooler 30
orc paste 27
orc wrist 103
Orcish baseball cap 382
Orcish cargo shorts 390
Orcish frat-paddle 381
orcish hand lotion 222
Orcish meat locker 113
orcish nailing lube 200
orcish rubber 197
orcish stud-finder 88
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 12
Oreille Divisée brandy 10
organ grinder 1
organic potpourri 9
origami "gentlemen's" magazine 1
origami pasties 1
origami riding crop 1
original G 1,185
oriole-feather headdress 98
ornamental sextant 2
ornate ancient cursed chest 35
ornate ancient cursed key 35
ornate picture frame 32
Oscus's dumpster waders 3
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 2
Osk'r Chow 18
Othello's dagger 21
Othello's handkerchief 16
Othello's military jacket 7
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 19
Our Daily Candles™ order form 1
out-of-tune biwa 109
out-of-work circus flea 12
Outer Wolf™ cologne 12
outlaw bandana 24
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 229
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 5
overclocked avian microprocessor 19
overcookie 259
overloaded micro-reactor 41
overloaded Yule battery 7
overly-fancy hot cocoa 14
overpowering mushroom wine 7
overpriced "imported" beer 201
oversized fish scaler 35
oversized ice molecule 16
oversized pipe 2,438
oversized pizza cutter 332
oversized skullcap 19
oversized snowflake 38
ovoid leather thing 357
oyster basket 21
oyster egg balloon 32
oyster sauce 30
P.B.L.T. 24
pacification grenade 140
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 277
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 133
pack of KWE trading card 25
pack of pogs 52
packaged cold medicine cabinet 1
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
packaged familiar scrapbook 1
packaged industrial fire extinguisher 1
packaged June cleaver 1
packaged Jurassic Parka 1
packaged model train set 1
packet of beer nuts 107
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mayfly bait 1
packet of mushroom spores 1
packet of orchid seeds 3
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of rock seeds 1
packet of tall grass seeds 1
packet of thanksgarden seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 12
packet of winter seeds 1
padded tortoise 111
PADL Phone 1,488
page of the Necrohobocon 156
pail 414
Pain Dip 71
painful penne pasta 294
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 35
paint bomb 127
paint palette 2
painted shield 12
painted turtle 38
painting of a glass of wine 80
pair of bolt cutters 259
pair of candy glasses 1
pair of government shades 11
pair of pearidot earrings 14
pair of plants 2
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of scissors 1
pair of twitching claws 4
paisley spore pod 39
palm frond 1,631
palm-frond capris 24
palm-frond cloak 20
palm-frond fan 150
palm-frond net 48
palm-frond toupee 17
palm-frond whip 81
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 108
panhandle panhandling hat 67
panicked kernel 1
Pantaloons of Hatred 5
pantogram 1
pants kit 290
pants of the Slug Lord 265
Pantsgiving 1
panty raider camouflage 246
papaya 481
papaya sling 255
papaya slung 436
papaya taco 361
paper-plate-mail pants 54
paperclip 16
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 4
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 2
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 2
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 107
Para-Pop 16
paranormal ricotta 8
parasitic claw 4
parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 96
party balloon 28
party beer bomb 22
party crasher 1
PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
party hat 205
party mouse hat 1
party platter for one 11
party pup 1
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 8
passable elf mask 71
passed-out psychedelic bear 1
pasta spoon 428
Pasta Spoon of Peril 25
Pastaco shell 17
pat of butter 109
pat-a-cake pendant 101
patch of extra-warm fur 2
patchouli incense stick 653
patchouli oil bomb 560
patent aggression tonic 22
patent alacrity tonic 39
patent antipsychotics 161
patent avarice tonic 17
patent invisibility tonic 15
patent leather shoes 293
patent preventative tonic 20
patent sallowness tonic 23
pawn cookie 116
PB&BP 6
PB&J with the crusts cut off 582
peace accordion 19
peace-sign necklace 260
peach 454
peach lozenge 114
peach pie 167
Peaclock 2
peanut brittle shield 29
peanut sauce 13
pear 474
pear lozenge 107
pear supersucker 6
pear tart 143
pearidot 28
pearl diver's necklace 5
pearl diver's ring 5
pearlescent oyster egg 13
pebble of proud pyrite 2
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 546
pecan pie 5
Pecos Dave's sixgun 6
Peek-a-Boo! 1
PEEZ dispenser 384
pencil kunai 254
pencil stub 100
Pendant of Fire 23
Pendant of Gargalesis 21
Pener's drumstick 5
penguin focaccia bread 262
penguin paste 21
penguin shorts 110
penguin skin 1,194
penguin skin buckler 194
penguin thesaurus 192
penguin whip 215
penguin-smacking club 4
penguinskin mini-kilt 74
penguinskin mini-skirt 104
pentacorn hat 76
pentagram bandana 347
pentatonic accordion 7
Penultimate Fantasy chest 437
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 105
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 7
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 2
peppermint spine 3
peppermint sprig 6
peppermint sprout 225
peppermint syrup 2
peppermint tailings 609
peppermint twist 19
peppermint-scented socks 3
percent sign 61
perfect cosmopolitan 73
perfect dark and stormy 52
perfect ice cube 261
perfect mimosa 49
perfect negroni 89
perfect old-fashioned 55
perfect paloma 41
perfectly ordinary frog 1
perforated battle paddle 1,568
perfume of prejudice 166
perfume-soaked bandana 394
perl necklace 128
pernicious cudgel 2
perpendicular guano 44
perpendicular hula 189
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 70
personal graffiti kit 34
personal massager 644
personalizable gingerbread cookie 12
personalized birthday cake 52
personalized coffee mug 715
pestoblade 213
pestopiary 115
pet anemone 10
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 44
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 286
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 287
Pete's rich ricotta 12
Pete's wiley whey bar 12
petit 4.1 18
petit fortran 199
petrified noodles 151
petrified time 1
petrified wood 630
pewter candlestick 5
pewter claymore 38
pewter shavings 1
ph balancer 8
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 199
phat turquoise bracelet 186
phial of coldness 2
phial of hotness 2
phial of sleaziness 2
phial of spookiness 2
phial of stench 2
Phil Collins 18
philosopher's scone 159
philter of phorce 846
phish stick 6
Phlegethon 7
phonics down 965
photoprotoneutron torpedo 611
physiostim pill 678
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pickelhaube 67
pickle-flavored chewing gum 414
pickled egg 219
pickled grasshopper 35
pickpocket protector 85
picky tweezers 4
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 15
picture of you 1
Piddles 348
pie crust 401
pie man was not meant to eat 105
piece of after eight 73
piece of coral 12
piece of driftwood 3
piece of wedding cake 1,223
piercing post 148
pig-iron bracers 28
pig-iron helm 31
pig-iron shinguards 28
pigeon egg 40
piggy tattoo 48
Pigsticker of Violence 5
pile of candy 708
pile of dirt 20
pile of dungeon junk 4
pile of dusty animal bones 799
pile of gold coins 69
pile of gritty sand 1
pile of jumping beans 483
pile of loose snow 1
pile of sand 2
pile of Trainbot parts 1
pile of useless robot parts 76
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 154
pillow shell 5
Pillowbug 2
pimpin' meat hat 102
Pimpsqueak 2
pin-stripe slacks 11
pine cone 1
pine cone necklace 1
pine tar 153
Pine-Fresh air freshener 417
pineapple slab 30
ping-pong ball 4
ping-pong paddle 5
pink candy heart 1,367
pink candygram 7
pink clay bead 1,087
pink glowstick 15
Pink Heart of Spirit 12
pink pinkslip slip 8
pink plastic baby 11
pink pony 291
pink slime 174
pink-belly slapper 27
pink-frosted astral cupcake 104
pint of sweat 80
pipe wrench 34
piping organ pie 23
piracetam 18
piranha pollen 1
pirate brochure 520
pirate cream pie 169
pirate fork 1
pirate pamphlet 398
pirate paste 52
pirate pelvis 195
pirate radio ring 1
pirate shaving cream 2
pirate shirt 42
pirate skull 17
pirate tract 1,027
pirate zombie head 10
pirate zombie robot head 10
PirateRealm guest pass 1
PirateRealm party hat 4
piratical blunderbuss 1
piscatini 5
pitchfork 281
pitted sheet metal 29
pixel banana 3
pixel beer 9
pixel boomerang 8
pixel bread 11
pixel chain whip 19
pixel coin 13
pixel cross 108
pixel daiquiri 9
pixel energy tank 7
pixel grappling hook 11
pixel hat 44
pixel holy water 131
pixel lemon 8
pixel morning star 19
pixel orb 22
pixel pants 33
pixel pill 15
pixel power cell 128
pixel rock 4
pixel shield 23
pixel star 3
pixel stopwatch 8
pixel sword 58
pixel whip 15
pixel whiskey 16
pixellated candy heart 188
pixellated moneybag 105
pixie axie 2
Pizza of Legend 5
Plague of Locusts 16
plague pie 58
plaid bandage 19
plaid cowboy hat 17
plaid pocket square 6
plaid skirt 4
plaid swatch 77
plain bagel 33
plain brown wrapper 3
plain calzone 2
plain candy cane 5
plain old beer 266
plain paper hat 5
plain pizza 265
plain snowcone 159
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic bazooka 6
plastic bib 5
plastic Crimbo reindeer 4
plastic cup of beer 123
plastic cup of flat beer 2
plastic doll arms 3
plastic doll legs 12
plastic guitar 138
plastic ingot 41
plastic Jefferson wings 67
plastic nightmare troll 61
plastic nunchaku 67
plastic passion fruit 104
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 8
plastic vampire fangs 1
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 10
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 64
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 15
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 66
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 11
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 12
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 59
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 18
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 6
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 15
plexiglass pants 2
plexiglass pendant 2
plexiglass pikestaff 2
plexiglass pinky ring 2
plexiglass pith helmet 2
plexiglass pocketwatch 2
PlexiPips 137
plot hole 1,188
plum 539
plum lozenge 107
plum wine 133
plumber's lunch 14
plump juicy grub 649
plunge-leg 320
plus one 9
plush alielf 2
plush alien hamsterpus 2
plush dogcat 2
plush ferrelf 2
plush hamsterpus 2
plush mutated alielephant 2
plush mutated alielf 2
plush sea serpent 1
Pneumo bar 21
pocket ace 10
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 7
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
pocket lint (blue) 3
pocket lint (green) 2
pocket lint (orange) 2
pocket lint (white) 2
pocket maze 3
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
Pocket Professor memory chip 4
Pocket Square of Loathing 4
pocket theremin 44
pocket wish 172
pocketwatch on a chain 46
pog #01 (spider) 15
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 16
pog #03 (warwelf) 13
pog #04 (skleleton) 17
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 16
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 21
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 16
pog #08 (hellion) 18
pog #09 (pirate) 18
pog #10 (hobo) 26
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 4
pogo stick 2
pointed stick 163
pointy mushroom 537
pointy mushroom wine 29
pointy red hat 40
Poison Oak trading card 11
poison pen 65
poisonous caviar 57
poisonsettia 28
Poké-Gro fertilizer 43
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
Pokëmann band-aid 95
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 15
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 18
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 4
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 17
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 6
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 26
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 10
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 4
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 16
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 59
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 3
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 11
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 49
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 9
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 27
poker face paint 75
polished moon-amber 4
Polka Pop 67
polka-dot bow tie 15
polo trophy 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 93
polyalloy shield 40
polyeaster egg 73
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
Polysniff Perfume 1,231
pompadour'd puppy 1
poncho de azucar 1
ponytail clip 340
poodle skirt 9
pool cue 250
pool of liquid metal 214
pool shark hair oil 29
pool torpedo 170
Pop Art: a Guide 2
popcorn 55
poppy 356
popsicle stick 366
popular tart 27
porcelain candy dish 3
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 33
pork elf goodies sack 170
porkpocket 100
porquoise 113
porquoise bracelet 11
porquoise eyebrow ring 16
porquoise necklace 16
porquoise ring 25
porquoise-handled sixgun 2
portable cassette player 94
portable corkscrew 33
portable dam 2
portable motorcycle 11
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 25
portable ping-pong table 1
portable Spacegate 2
portable steam unit 2
portable table 45
portable wall 5
possessed sugar cube 86
possessed tomato 25
possessed top 1,071
possibility potion 65
post-holiday sale coupon 175
potato alarm clock 1
potato masher 2
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Strong, Silent Type 6
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Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 3
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Super Weight-Gain 9000 9
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Sword of Dark Omens 7
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swordzall 5
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TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1,000
t8r tots 293
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 16
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 12
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 16
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 179
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 163
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
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taco shell 1,014
tail o' nine cats 145
tailbone shield 4
tainted icing 91
tainted milk 108
tainted seal's blood 65
Take Eleven Bar 10
Tales from the Fireside 44
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 14
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
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talisman of Seshat 1
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tamarind-flavored chewing gum 548
tambourine 44
tambourine bells 237
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 2,079
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Tears of the Quiet Healer 315
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thanksgiving turkey 3
That 70s Cologne 1
that gum you like 115
the Archwizard's briefs 3
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The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
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The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 1
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The Jokester's gun 1
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 3
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 3
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 3
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The Joy of Wassailing 21
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the kindest cold cut 4
The Kloop in the Coop 1
The Landscaper's leafblower 15
The Legendary Beat 22
the Ley Incursion's waist 3
The Lost Comb 13
The Lost Glasses 36
The Lost Pill Bottle 21
The Lot's engagement ring 24
The Mad Liquor 1
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the most dangerous bait 267
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 1
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thermos full of Knob coffee 84
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They liver 22
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This Charming Flan 37
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Thwaitgold nymph statuette 3
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Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 4
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worthless knick-knack 329
worthless trinket 292
woven baling wire bracelets 19
wreath of laurels 71
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 20
Wrecked Generator 10
wrench bracelet 35
wrench handle 1
wrestling mask 14
wriggling severed nose 4
wriggling tentacle 11
wriggling worm 291
wristwatch of the white knight 2
Wrotz 3
wrought-iron waders 1
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron widget 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wrought-iron winch crank 1
Wullabye 2
wumpus hair 467
wumpus-hair bolo 15
wumpus-hair loincloth 16
wumpus-hair net 16
wumpus-hair sweater 16
wumpus-hair whip 16
wumpus-hair wig 16
wussiness potion 599
X 408
X-37 gun 52
x-ray mirror 8
x-ray specs 269
Xiblaxian 5D printer 16
Xiblaxian alloy 145
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 8
Xiblaxian circuitry 190
Xiblaxian crystal 71
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 5
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 6
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 1
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 5
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 3
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 7
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 18
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 8
Xiblaxian polymer 622
Xiblaxian residence-cube 2
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 2
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 3
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 3
Xiblaxian stealth vest 3
Xiblaxian ultraburrito 2
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 3
yabba dabba doo rag 2
yak anorak 129
yak skin 339
yak toupee 84
yak whip 152
Yakisoba's hat 23
yakskin buckler 117
yakskin kilt 87
yakskin pants 83
yakskin skirt 46
yam candy 24
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 261
ye olde golde frontes 9
Ye Olde Meade 154
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 265
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 14
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1,085
Yeast of Boris 404
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 3
Yeg's Motel ashtray 3
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 3
Yeg's Motel hand soap 3
Yeg's Motel minibar key 3
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 3
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 3
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 3
Yeg's Motel stationery 3
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 3
yellow brick road 113
yellow candy heart 1,886
yellow candygram 8
yellow drunki-bear 38
yellow glowstick 3
yellow gummi ingot 142
yellow matter custard 17
Yellow Moon of Compassion 11
yellow paisley oyster egg 349
yellow pixel 1,954
yellow pixel potion 3
yellow plastic hard hat 34
yellow plastic oyster egg 198
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 115
yellow rocket 39
yellow seashell 81
yellow snowcone 297
yellow striped oyster egg 168
yeti fur 882
Yeti Protest Sign 1
yo 275
yo-yo 1,093
yohohoyo 226
Yolo™ chocolates 24
Yorick 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 2
Young Man's Crew Sequester 2
your own black heart 27
yule gruel 2,507
yule hatchet 5
yule pup 10
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
Yuleviathan necklace 1
yummy death watch beetle 157
Yummy Tummy bean 1,393
Z-Bone steak 45
Ze™ goggles 121
zen motorcycle 7
Zim Merman's guitar 76
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 12
zmobie 167
zombie 61
zombie dinosaur egg 10
zombie hollandaise 49
zombie mariachi hat 1
zombie pineal gland 30
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 3
Zombo's shoulder blade 2
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 3
Zoodriver 73
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 16
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1