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Display Case for LeafRivr (#956311)
This player is ranked #292 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,793 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ovr da Rivr.

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LeafRivr (#956311)
This player has 2,793 unique items and 61,175 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 7
"KICK ME" sign 12
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 5
1-ball 168
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 172
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 173
37x37x37 puzzle cube 2
4-ball 190
4-dimensional guitar 2
4:20 bomb 80
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 191
6-ball 176
7-ball 191
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 849
8-billed baseball cap 4
9-ball 8
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 323
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
A muse-bouche 4
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
actual reality goggles 30
adhesive tape dolly 1
Adventurer bobblehead 1
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 56
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 2
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien autoautopsy kit 2
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 10
ammonite fossil 1
Amulet of Yendor 115
ancient calendar 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
Ancient Protector Soda 3
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 76
ancient turtle shell 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 1
antique helmet 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 2
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arrowgram 29
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 80
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 27
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
ASCII fu manchu 3
ASCII shirt 33
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 15
astral mushroom 90
Aura Libre 2
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
auxiliary backbone 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
baconstone 14
bag of airline peanuts 76
bag of GORF 607
bag of GORP 622
bag of lard 13
bag of QWOP 180
bag of random words 8
bag of unfinished business 3
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 12
ballpark hot daub 1
banana 20
banana cream pie 3
banana daiquiri 27
banana peel 53
banana smoothie 2
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 15
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 11
barbed-wire fence 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 28
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 9
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrel beryl 2
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrelhead 1
barskin cloak 1
Barulio's bottle 20
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batarang 7
bath ball gift set 1
beach glass bead 16
beastly paste 3
beautiful rainbow 1
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 10
beer basted brat 8
beer helmet 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 63
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
begpwnia 164
beholed bedsheet 1
Beignet Milgranet 7
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 1
bellhop bell 5
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berries of suffering 11
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bass drum 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 1
big stirring stick 1
bindlestocking 13
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
birdbone corset 1
bitter bowtie 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 122
black cloak 20
black eyedrops 2
black friar's tonsure 33
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 2
black magic powder 20
black pepper 88
black shield 1
black snowcone 1
black spot 2
black sword 1
black-and-blue light 473
blackberry 310
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 129
blammer 4
blank diary 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 7
blob of Alphredo™ 15
blood flower 1
blood sausage 8
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloody clown pants 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue oyster badge 33
blue plasma ball 465
blue plastic baby 1
blue potion 5
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue tulip 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 14
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blunt cat claw 2
blunt icepick 3
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 4
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boiling seal blood 10
bone bandoneon 1
bone flute 5
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booze-soaked cherry 43
boozebomb 49
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 5
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 9
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of antifreeze 5
bottle of black cat tonic 6
bottle of Bloodweiser 3
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of fire 23
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of lighter fluid 112
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 297
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 310
bottle of pirate juice 7
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 8
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 23
bottle of wine 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 3
bottled swamp gas 4
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 11
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bow staff 1
bowl of fishysoisse 8
bowl of marinade 14
bowl of petunias 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box of hammers 4
box of Pokëmann band-aids 29
box of sunshine 1
box turtle 3
boxcar turtle 1
brain preservation fluid 6
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 1
Brand of Violence 1
brass gear 2
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 5
breakfast mess 121
breakfast miracle 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 122
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
brigand brittle 24
Bright Water 11
brine 66
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken clock 4
broken glass grenade 4
bronze breastplate 9
bronze handcuffs 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
bubblin' chemistry solution 9
bubbling tempura batter 17
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 105
bucket of wine 4
bug paste 3
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear detector 1
bugged beanie 1
bull blubber 15
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bumblebee marble 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
burrowgrub hive 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 3
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 17
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 5
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 11
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
Camp Scout pup tent 190
can of Binarrrca 17
can of CRIMBCOLA 25
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 7
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of sardines 24
can of spinach 12
can of sterno 3
can of V-11 7
Can-Can skirt 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 31
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 11
candied nuts 11
candied yams 58
Candy Alexander 1
candy dress shoes 1
candy kneecapping stick 12
candy knuckles 12
candy necktie 1
canteen of wine 15
cap gun 6
carbonated water lily 197
cardboard staff 1
caret 2
carrot nose 97
cartoon heart 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 26
catskin buckler 1
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 12
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos popcorn 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap cigar butt 8
cheap clip-on ninja tie 21
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap studded belt 471
cheezburger 3
chest barrel 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewable paper 7
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chiptune guitar 1
chlorophyll paste 2
chocolate cow bone 1
chocolate disco ball 2
chocolate filthy lucre 4
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 8
chocolate pasta spoon 76
chocolate pocketwatch 1
chocolate rabbit's foot 1
chocolate saucepan 12
chocolate seal-clubbing club 3
chocolate stolen accordion 4
chocolate turtle totem 3
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 41
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon cannoli 2
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
classy monkey 9
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 322
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 85
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clock-cleaning hammer 6
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 11
clockwork pants 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clove-flavored lip balm 36
clown hammer 63
clown shoes 1
clownskin harness 2
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 9
coal contact lenses 5
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
coconut shell 103
cod cape 8
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold mashed potatoes 16
cold ninja mask 1
cold seal sweat 30
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold-filtered water 79
collection of tiny spooky objects 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 38
comfy coffin 7
communal gobstopper 25
complex mushroom wine 1
complicated lock impression 1
compressed air canister 1
concentrated garbage juice 11
confiscated cell phone 23
confiscated comic book 21
confiscated love note 33
confusing LED clock 122
conjured ice cream 8
contract enforcement stick 11
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cookie cookie 12
cool cat claw 3
cool cat elixir 30
cool jelly donut 2
cool mushroom 38
cool mushroom wine 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
corncob pipe 22
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 4
Corpse Island iced tea 8
corpse on the beach 12
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 13
corpsetini 11
correction fluid 9
corrupted data 22
Cosmic Calorie 548
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 19
cotton candy cone 8
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 5
cotton candy plug 9
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 7
Covers-Your-Head 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 11
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crayon shavings 1
Crazymaker 1
creepy nursery rhyme 13
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
Crimbo candied pecan 40
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 25
Crimbo fudge 50
Crimbo hat 1
Crimbo pants 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 50
Crimbo salad 27
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 3
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 146
crumbling rat skull 1
crystal skull 3
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 4
CSA all-purpose soap 152
CSA bravery badge 240
CSA cheerfulness ration 245
CSA discount card 27
CSA fire-starting kit 340
CSA obedience grenade 416
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 452
cube of billiard chalk 11
cuckoo clock 1
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of hickory chicory 6
cup of infinite pencils 24
cupcake-in-a-cup 3
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cyborg stompin' boot 12
cyclops eyedrops 3
cymbal syrup 129
D roll 140
d10 268
d12 259
d20 220
d4 139
d6 200
d8 266
dancing fan 13
dangerous jerkcicle 30
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 5
Dark & Starry 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
das boot 1
dead guy's memento 1
deadly lampshade 13
death blossom 8
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 49
deck of tropical cards 1
deep six-shooter 2
defective skull 96
delectable catalyst 2
delectable fire ant 2
delicious comfit? 1
delicious salad 7
delicious shimmering moth 4
delicious stinkbug 2
demonic paste 1
demonic surgical gloves 5
demonskin jacket 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 2
dented spoon 54
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 5
designer handbag 9
desktop zen garden 1
detective skull 2
dethklok 5
deviled egg 18
devilish folio 11
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 118
dinner roll 21
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 1
Dinsey's oculus 1
Dinsey's pants 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
Dinsey's radar dish 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 4
disco horoscope (Aries) 4
disco horoscope (Cancer) 4
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 4
disco horoscope (Gemini) 4
disco horoscope (Leo) 4
disco horoscope (Libra) 4
disco horoscope (Pisces) 4
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 4
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 4
disco horoscope (Taurus) 4
disco horoscope (Virgo) 4
discocktail 14
disembodied smile 15
disintegrating sheet music 65
disposable lighter 13
distilled fortified wine 9
distressed denim pants 1
divine blowout 136
divine can of silly string 120
divine champagne flute 23
divine champagne popper 35
divine cracker 43
divine noisemaker 137
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 28
donkey flipbook 4
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Doublepunchplanter 1
Drac & Tan 1
drafty drawers 3
dragon snaps 94
Drapes-You-Regally 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
dripping meat staff 1
drop of water-37 20
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry cleaning receipt 38
dry noodles 500
dubious loincloth 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
dueling turtle 5
dumb mud 3
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneering kit 24
dusty bottle of Marsala 96
dusty bottle of Merlot 120
dusty bottle of Muscat 101
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 136
dusty bottle of Port 112
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 100
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Earring of Fire 1
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
Eau de Guaneau 11
ectoplasm au jus 25
ectoplasmic paste 5
eerie fetish 3
eerily silent box 1
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
eldritch dough 23
eldritch hat 1
eldritch pants 1
eldritch scanner 1
electric copperhead potion 30
electric crutch 4
electric Kool-Aid 3
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 1
elephant stinger 7
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 2
Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 2
elven socks 1
elven tambourine 1
embezzler's oil 7
empty agua de vida bottle 500
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 315
enchanted eyepatch 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 7
enchanted muesli 59
Enchanted Plunger 5
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 109
Engorged Sausages and You 1
epic cluster 1
epic wad 3
Event Horizon 1
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
expensive cigar 4
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 39
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-strength red potion 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 40
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely wet T-shirt 19
eye of the Tiger-lily 20
eyepatch 1
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 4
fake blood 22
fake fake vomit 98
fake hand 96
fake plastic grass 24
fake washboard 1
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 840
fancy beef jerky 2
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 19
fancy tin beer can 22
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat bottom quark 9
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 1
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 15
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 18
figurine of a charred seal 24
figurine of a cold seal 17
figurine of a shadowy seal 6
figurine of a sleek seal 20
figurine of a slippery seal 5
figurine of a stinking seal 11
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 6
filet of The Fish 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy armor 8
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
fine wine 2
finger exerciser 66
fire 11
fire axe 1
fire flower 9
fireball 20
fireclutch 45
fireman's helmet 1
Firewater 1
fish juice box 1
fishy paste 1
Fitspiration™ poster 23
fixed-gear bicycle 1
flamin' bindle 3
Flaming Caipiranha 1
flaming feather 6
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom 19
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 3
flaming sword 13
flashy pirate dreadlocks 2
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of rainwater 31
Flaskfull of Hollow 202
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 478
flayed mind 11
flirtatious feather 7
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 49
floral-print skirt 3
flower petal pie 18
flowing hippy skirt 15
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 3
Flying Caipiranha 1
flypaper staff 1
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 449
foam naval trousers 1
foetid seal tear 44
folder (blue) 1
folder (D-Team) 1
folder (green) 1
folder (heavy metal) 36
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 3
folder (magenta) 2
folder (owl) 3
folder (rainbow unicorn) 2
folder (red) 1
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (smiley face) 9
folder (space skeleton) 8
folder (sports car) 28
folder (sportsballs) 42
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 7
folder (wizard) 3
folder (Yedi) 38
folder (yellow) 2
foolscap fool's cap 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden danish 2
forbidden sausage 3
forest spirit rattle 10
fossilized necklace 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 11
frayed rope belt 19
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 3
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 14
freezerburned ice cube 7
freezin' bindle 6
frightful feather 1
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 2
frilly shirt 2
frog lip-print 2
Fromage Pinotage 4
frost flower 10
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 11
frosty halo 3
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 2
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 5
frozen seal spine 1
frozen turtle shell 5
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 11
frying brainpan 2
Fu Manchu Wax 2
fudge bunny 4
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 8
fudge lily 2
fudge pocket square 1
funky dried mushroom 255
funky eyepatch 3
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 4
furry pants 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 1
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
Gaia beads 136
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 124
Game Grid token 10
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 37
gamer slurry 35
garbage juice slurpee 23
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 11
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gazely stare 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 2
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guy made of bee pollen 5
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hamethyst 17
hammerus 2
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Haymaker 1
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helm of the white knight 1
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Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 10
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high-calorie sugar substitute 22
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hippy bongo 3
hippy herbal tea 136
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 182
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
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hobo paste 1
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Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
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Ice-Cold Beerring 1
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immense cyborg hand 12
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indescribably horrible paste 5
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interesting-looking twig 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intimidating coiffure 6
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
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Jacob's rung 1
janglin' bones 24
janitor's mop 1
jar full of wind 43
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jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 4
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 2
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 2
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 2
jar of squeeze 6
jar of swamp gas 25
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jawbruiser 12
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Kissin' Cousins 2
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kumquartz 7
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
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ladle of mystery 1
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Lavalos's shell 1
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Lederhosen of the Night 1
legitimate business on the beach 9
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Lens of Violence 1
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lesser grodulated violet 171
Let Me Be! 2
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 5
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live wire 1
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logging hatchet 2
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Lollipop Drop 1
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los chinos 1
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Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 430
love 2
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madius 1
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magnolia blossom 6
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
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Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
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Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 53
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 125
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meatspout staff 1
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Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 25
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Microplushie: Hipsterine 3
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misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 4
missing wine 1
Misty Cape 1
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Misty Robe 1
mixed wildflower greens 95
Mob Penguin cellular phone 25
Mohobo 4
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monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 127
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Moonshine Mohobo 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
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Mortimer's nostrum 18
Morto Moreto 4
Mr. Haggis 34
Mr. Joe's bangles 28
MSG 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mulled cider 51
mummy costume 5
Muschat 3
muscle oil 8
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nail file 56
natty blue ascot 4
Necrotelicomnicon 3
neoprene skullcap 2
New Zealand iced tea 167
Newman's Own Trousers 1
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ninja eyeblack 6
ninja fear powder 16
ninja hot pants 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
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noxious gas grenade 2
NPZR chemistry set 2
Nuclear Blastball 81
nuclear stockpile 1
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O'RLY manual 3
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occult jelly donut 7
Oh, the Humanitini 3
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of oiliness 3
oil shell 5
oil slacks 1
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oily golden mushroom 3
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 2
Okee-Dokee soda 12
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
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Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
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Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old candy wrapper 1
old love note 69
old school beer pull tab 58
old school calculator watch 88
old school Mafia knicke½æ 13
old-fashioned 4
one glove 18
opera mask 2
orange candy heart 45
orange leather lanyard 10
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 12
orc paste 3
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 208
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
oriole-feather headdress 2
ornamental sextant 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 2
Outer Wolf™ cologne 6
outrageous sombrero 1
overpowering mushroom wine 1
oversized fish scaler 12
oversized snowflake 4
padded tortoise 2
page of the Necrohobocon 40
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Pantaloons of Hatred 1
paperclip 274
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
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pat of butter 23
patchouli incense stick 1,263
patchouli oil bomb 884
patent leather shoes 6
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pear supersucker 1
pearidot 7
pearl diver's necklace 1
pearl diver's ring 1
PEEZ dispenser 1
Pendant of Fire 1
Pendant of Gargalesis 1
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penguin focaccia bread 14
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 224
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 4
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penguinskin mini-kilt 1
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peppermint sprout 8
perforated battle paddle 676
perl necklace 18
perpendicular guano 18
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personalized coffee mug 526
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 136
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 129
petit 4.1 11
petit fortran 15
petrified wood 75
phish stick 15
pickpocket protector 13
picky tweezers 1
picture of you 1
piece of wedding cake 68
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pig-iron helm 1
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Pink Heart of Spirit 1
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pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
Plague of Locusts 1
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plastic cup of beer 6
plastic guitar 1
plastic Jefferson wings 32
plastic nunchaku 7
plastic passion fruit 7
plum wine 27
plump juicy grub 6
plunge-leg 3
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #01 (spider) 11
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 11
pog #03 (warwelf) 11
pog #04 (skleleton) 11
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 11
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 11
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 11
pog #08 (hellion) 11
pog #09 (pirate) 11
pog #10 (hobo) 11
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 11
pointy mushroom 4
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
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Pokëmann figurine: Frank 11
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 12
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 13
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 13
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 13
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 9
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Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 16
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 9
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 12
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 14
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 16
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 20
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polo trophy 4
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 22
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polyester panama hat 1
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polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
poodle skirt 1
pool of liquid metal 10
pool torpedo 12
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porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
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porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
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porkpocket 1
porquoise 15
portable cassette player 10
possibility potion 3
post-holiday sale coupon 30
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potion of punctual companionship 3
potion of the captain's hammer 4
potion of the field gar 5
potion of the litterbox 18
potion of X-ray vision 2
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pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
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powdered donut 5
power pill 93
Prelude of Precision 1
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 2
prismatic wad 30
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 3
Professor What T-Shirt 10
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psychoanalytic jar 20
pteruges 1
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 120
pulled green taffy 46
pulled indigo taffy 52
pulled orange taffy 121
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pulsing flesh 20
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Punchplanter 1
punk patch 67
punk rock jacket 87
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PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 79
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy dart 9
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pygmy witchhazel 31
quantum taco 33
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queen cookie 2
question juice 5
quirky accordion 1
Rümpelstiltz 2
rack of dinosaur ribs 4
Rad Lib 602
radiation-resistant helmet 1
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Radio Free Baseball Cap 1
Radio Free Foil 1
Radio Free Pants 1
rainbow crossbow 1
raisin 3
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry beret 1
rave whistle 1
ravenous eye 8
record of tranquil silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 26
recording of Chorale of Companionship 21
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 142
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 13
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 11
recording of Prelude of Precision 11
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 21
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Red Army camouflage kit 22
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Red Balloon of Valor 1
red book 6
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red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 1
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red foxglove 7
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Red Pill 2
red potion 1
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Red Rover BB gun 12
red shirt 22
red shoe 4
red silk skirt 2
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red tulip 2
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green sweater 22
red-headed corpse 5
red-hot jawbreaker 4
Redeye™ Eyedrops 9
reflection of a map 38
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
remorseless knife 6
resolution: be feistier 30
resolution: be happier 33
resolution: be kinder 14
resolution: be luckier 12
resolution: be more adventurous 12
resolution: be sexier 28
resolution: be smarter 32
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resolution: be wealthier 23
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 6
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rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 23
rice bowl 2
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ridiculous cocktail 1
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 34
ridiculous sunglasses 1
rigid carapace 12
ring of aggravate monster 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roasted marshmallow 9
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 6
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 6
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 8
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 8
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 7
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 8
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 6
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 8
robotronic egg 12
Rock and Roll Legend 1
rogue swarmer 12
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll of Hob-Os 5
roll of toilet paper 1,456
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 1
rose 69
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round purple sunglasses 806
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rubber emo roe 104
rubber spider 15
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rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 1
rusty speargun 1
rusty staff 1
S.T.L.T. 1
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Safari Jack's moustache 1
safety vest 2
salt water taffy 2
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sandpaper 1
sandwich of the gods 1
Saturday Night Special 3
Saucepanic 1
sawblade fragment 12
sawblade shield 2
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scented massage oil 1
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 6
scissor duck 1
scotch on the rocks 4
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 489
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 508
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 470
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 448
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 492
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 473
scroll of pasta summoning 27
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumptious reagent 1,300
scrunchie tourniquet 136
Scuba Snack 1
seal medal 1
seal-blubber candle 19
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
secret mummy herbs and spices 87
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
set of jacks 1
sewer turtle 2
shadowy cat claw 3
shaker of dry rub 16
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
shamanic ham 9
shard of double-ice 79
sharp tin strip 1
sharpened hubcap 2
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 2
shining goblet 1
shining halo 4
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny hood ornament 3
Shivering Chèvre 38
shock belt 3
shocked shell 6
shopkeeper beard 1
short deposition 61
shot of flower schnapps 207
shot of nepenthe schnapps 4
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shrapnel jelly donut 2
shrinking powder 2
silent beret 1
silver cheese-slicer 2
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 2
silver shrimp fork 9
Sinful Desires 3
sinister altar fragment 1
sinister-looking cat 7
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 2
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 2
Sizzling Sinner 1
skelelton spine 123
skeletal banana 39
skeletortoise 1
Skipper's accordion 1
skull with a fuse in it 6
Skullery Maid's Knee 19
Skully's hot chocolate 2
sleazy bindle 6
sleeping stocking 6
sleeping wereturtle 1
slice of pizza 55
slime convention coupons 5
slime convention flyers 5
slime convention pin 5
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Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 1
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Wolfman Nardz 38
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Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 679
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Yorick 1
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Zoodriver 2
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1