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Display Case for Keldar the Unbrave (#956909)

This player is ranked #741 for Most Total Items with a total of 205,419 items.
This player is ranked #142 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,098 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ninja-Golf Clan.

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Keldar the Unbrave (#956909)

This player has 4,098 unique items and 205,419 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	Franken Stein	1
	"caramel" orange	16
	"DRINK ME" potion	28
	"meat" stick	3
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	45
	100-Watt bulb	1
	11-leaf clover	46
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
	2-ball	35
	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
	3-ball	54
	30669 scroll	8
	33398 scroll	225
	4-ball	45
	4-dimensional guitar	7
	5-ball	46
	6-ball	42
	64067 scroll	6
	668 scroll	4
	7-ball	49
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
	8-ball	227
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	6
	a butt tuba	46
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	33
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	14
	abominable snowcone	18
	abstraction: action	2
	abstraction: category	5
	abstraction: joy	1
	abstraction: perception	6
	abstraction: purpose	1
	abstraction: sensation	4
	abstraction: thought	6
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	20
	accidental cider	190
	accord ion	15
	accordion file	3
	Accordion of Jordion	14
	accordionoid rocca	10
	acid-squirting flower	66
	acoustic guitarrr	35
	actual tapas	286
	adder	324
	adder bladder	202
	adorable seal larva	17
	Adventurer bobblehead	1
	aerogel accordion	1
	aerogel apron	1
	aerogel ascot	1
	aerogel attache case	1
	Afternoon Delight	18
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agnolotti arboli	40
	agua de vida	20
	alarm accordion	11
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	1
	alien meat	13
	alien plant fibers	23
	alien plant goo	5
	alien rock sample	81
	alien sandwich	3
	alien toenails	15
	all-purpose cleaner	123
	all-year sucker	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Ambitious Turkey	4
	ammonite fossil	2
	amok pudding	32
	amok putter	10
	amulet of extreme plot significance	15
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	5
	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
	ancient frozen dinner	203
	ancient ice cream scoop	21
	ancient Magi-Wipes	867
	ancient meat	3
	ancient pills	124
	ancient poisoned dart	224
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	354
	Ancient Saucehelm	18
	ancient spice	5
	ancient stone fist	35
	ancient stone head	13
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
	ancient vinyl coin purse	372
	Angelhair Culottes	9
	Angry Farmer candy	104
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angst burger	1
	animal part cracker	2
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	30
	ant agonist	159
	ant hoe	7
	ant pick	10
	ant pitchfork	8
	ant rake	10
	ant sickle	7
	anti-anti-antidote	811
	anticheese	437
	antimatter wad	3
	antique accordion	22
	antique bottle of cough syrup	9
	antique greaves	15
	antique hand mirror	55
	antique helmet	70
	antique machete	68
	antique packet of ketchup	173
	antique shield	70
	antique spear	85
	antique tacklebox	2
	Argarggagarg's fang	18
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	85
	armored prawn	1
	around the world	8
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	17
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
	artisanal limoncello	39
	asbestos apron	2
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	81
	asbestos staff	3
	asbestos sword	3
	asbestos thermos	3
	ASCII shirt	24
	asparagus knife	50
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	asshat	2
	astral mushroom	8
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	attorney's badge	170
	Aura Libre	1
	autocalliope	20
	automa-bot parts	63
	autumn-spice donut	18
	AutumnFest ale	3
	awful poetry journal	144
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	2
	baby killer bee	11
	baby rigging snake	1
	backwoods screwdriver	198
	BACON	3,066
	baconstone	102
	baconstone earring	2
	bad rum and good cola	3
	badass belt	97
	badass pie	29
	badge of authority	19
	bag of Cheat-Os	41
	bag of GORF	58
	bag of GORP	59
	bag of lard	3
	bag of pygmy blood	97
	bag of QWOP	27
	bag of W&Ws	12
	baggie of powdered sugar	69
	Baja sopapilla	10
	baked stuffing	1
	bakelite backpack	1
	balaclava	16
	balaclava baklava	25
	ball	3
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballroom blintz	73
	banana	1
	banana peel	47
	bananagate	2
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	9
	bar skin	177
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	6
	bargain flash powder	6
	baritone accordion	28
	bark rootbeer	3
	barnacle-encrusted sweater	2
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	35
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
	barrel cracker	1
	barrel-aged eggnog	1
	barrel-aged martini	1
	barrrnacle	37
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	bartender-in-the-box	29
	Barulio's bottle	4
	baseball	51
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
	basic martini	1
	basic meat crossbow	6
	basic meat foon	2
	basic meat helmet	5
	basic meat kilt	7
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	7
	basic meat staff	5
	basic meat sword	6
	bat guano	117
	bat haggis	4
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	255
	bat wing kabob	4
	bat wing stir-fry	3
	bat-ass leather jacket	2
	batblade	17
	batgut	253
	bath ball gift set	6
	batskin belt	21
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	153
	bazookafish bubble gum	7
	beach glass bead	53
	bean burrito	75
	bear claw	2
	beastly paste	4
	beaten-up Chucks	4
	beaver punch (cherry)	3
	beaver spear	17
	beavermouth	2
	bed of coals	1
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beefy pill	77
	beer basted brat	19
	beer bomb	352
	beer bong	4
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	10
	beer helmet	47
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	2
	beer-battered accordion	15
	beer-soaked mop	34
	beertini	3
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	bejeweled cufflinks	57
	bejeweled pledge pin	51
	belemnite fossil	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	8
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	54
	bent scrap metal	84
	berries of suffering	10
	berry-infused sake	1
	bewitching boots	1
	BGE merchandise order form	12
	big bad voodoo mask	23
	big bass drum	70
	big boom	51
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	12
	Big Punk	1
	big red button	3
	big red clown nose	177
	big rock	63
	big stick	4
	bigger stick	4
	bilge wine	140
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	35
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	27
	bit-o-cactus	219
	bitter bowtie	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	12
	black and white cracker	2
	black belt	1
	black blade	143
	Black Body™ spray	2
	black cherry soda	2
	black cloak	25
	black eye shadow	143
	black eyedrops	10
	black facepaint	5
	black forest cake	426
	black forest ham	25
	black gold	15
	black greaves	27
	black helmet	27
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	18
	black label	77
	black mana	7
	Black No. 2	154
	black paisley oyster egg	7
	black pension check	156
	black pepper	36
	black picnic basket	83
	black pixel	715
	black plastic oyster egg	2
	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
	black pudding	395
	black shield	21
	black snake skin	107
	black spot	4
	black striped oyster egg	5
	black sword	27
	black tear	1
	blackberry	330
	blackberry combat boots	4
	blackberry galoshes	10
	blackberry slippers	3
	Blackfly Chardonnay	256
	blank diary	1
	Blatantly Canadian	21
	blended frozen swill	46
	Bling of the New Wave	9
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-red mushroom wine	3
	bloodstain stick	97
	bloody beer	5
	bloody clown pants	9
	bloody mary	3
	Bloody Nora	2
	blowdart	101
	blue class ring	4
	blue grass	1
	blue mana	11
	blue paisley oyster egg	2
	blue pixel	1,595
	blue pixel potion	5
	blue plastic oyster egg	6
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
	blue potion	39
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	17
	blue snowcone	3
	blue suede shoes	2
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
	blundarrrbus	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	20
	boilgun	2
	bone abacus	107
	bone bandoneon	10
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	135
	Bonerdagon necklace	3
	book of matches	391
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	boot flask	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	2
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	4
	booty chest charrrm	67
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze drive button	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	boring spaghetti	42
	Boris's key lime pie	10
	Boris's ring	3
	Boss Bat bling	7
	Boss Bat britches	27
	Boss Drops	3
	bottle of alcohol	209
	bottle of Amontillado	3
	bottle of antifreeze	4
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of bubbles	5
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	8
	bottle of cooking sherry	160
	bottle of dark rhum	3
	bottle of Definit	12
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of Evermore	34
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	2
	bottle of gin	310
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	3
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	12
	bottle of laundry sherry	62
	bottle of lighter fluid	5
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	654
	bottle of moontan lotion	2
	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
	bottle of norwhiskey	2
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	6
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
	bottle of pirate juice	6
	bottle of popskull	200
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Race Car Red	2
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1,087
	bottle of sake	6
	bottle of sea wine	2
	bottle of sewage schnapps	35
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
	bottle of tequila	277
	bottle of ultravitamins	8
	bottle of vodka	325
	bottle of whiskey	429
	bottle of wine	64
	bottle opener belt buckle	2
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled swamp gas	25
	boulder	12
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	278
	bowl of eyeballs	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	25
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of mernudo	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	2
	Bowl of Scorpions	7
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	269
	box of Dweebs	5
	box of sunshine	12
	box turtle	15
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxed champagne	2
	boxed gumball machine	1
	boxed wine	244
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	9
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	38
	brains casserole	5
	Bram's choker	3
	brass crank handle	2
	brass gear	385
	brass stinger	3
	brazen bracelet	1
	bread basket	1
	bread line	6
	bread man	6
	bread pie	2
	breadchucks	45
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	12
	breakfast mess	3
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	13
	brick	128
	brick of sand	10
	BRICKO brick	17
	BRICKO stud	1
	briefcase	311
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
	brine	15
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken beer bottle	8
	broken carburetor	1
	broken skull	72
	broken sword	47
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	42
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	201
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	66
	brown paper bag mask	133
	brown paper pants	137
	brown pirate pants	4
	brown pixel	1,148
	brown sugar cane	137
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
	buñuelos Jaliscos	5
	bubble bauble bow	2
	bubblegum heart	30
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap ore	7
	bubblin' crude	2,751
	bubbly potion	67
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	38
	buckler buckle	3
	buffalo blade	2
	bugbear beanie	122
	bugbear bungguard	145
	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	4
	bum cheek	69
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of square grapes	99
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bunny liver	67
	buoybottoms	14
	burning newspaper	5
	burst hellseal brain	5
	BURT	28
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	8
	Buttery Knob	1
	buzzing mushroom wine	2
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cabooze	7
	cactus fruit	162
	Caipiranha	1
	calle de miel	19
	Camp Scout pup tent	59
	can cannon	2
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	27
	can of Brütalbräu	2
	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
	can of Drooling Monk	2
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
	can of maces	5
	can of mixed everything	1
	can of Red Minotaur	11
	can of sardines	2
	can of spinach	17
	can of starch	2
	can of sterno	15
	can of Swiller	60
	can of the cheapest beer	3
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	8
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied almond	1
	candied bolts	4
	candied kobold	2
	candied lime	5
	candied nuts	6
	candied sweet potatoes	1
	candied yams	17
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	9
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy chalk	1
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	5
	candy knife	10
	candy knuckles	3
	candy mountain oyster	1
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	4
	cannonball charrrm	64
	cannonbomb	23
	canopic jar	703
	carbon nanotube frame	6
	carbonated soy milk	140
	carbonated water lily	247
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard katana	40
	cardboard ore	7
	cardboard wakizashi	30
	caret	13
	carnivorous potted plant	3
	carob brownies	4
	carob cannon	2
	carob chunk cookies	10
	carob chunk noodles	8
	carob chunks	32
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	1
	carton of rotten eggs	3
	carton of snake milk	487
	cartoon heart	52
	casino pass	12
	cast	296
	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
	cat appendix	160
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	217
	catgut taco	4
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	Cement Mixer	2
	cement sandals	1
	Centauri fish wine	1
	centipede eggs	177
	ceramic celery grater	1
	ceramic celsiturometer	1
	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
	ceramic centurion shield	1
	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
	ceramic cestus	1
	Chakra Libre	1
	chakra sludge	5
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chaos butterfly	150
	charisma potion	2
	charming flute	6
	cheap Chinese beer	4
	cheap cigar butt	31
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	3
	cheap toaster	2
	cheer extractor	1
	cheerful antler hat	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheerful pajama pants	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef's hat	121
	chef-in-the-box	45
	cherry	105
	cherry pie	36
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	20
	chest of "pirate gold"	1
	chiffon chakram	1
	chiffon chamberpot	1
	chiffon chapeau	1
	chiffon chaps	1
	chiffon chemise	2
	chiffon chevrons	1
	chiffon lemon	1
	children of the candy corn	5
	chintzy accordion pin	7
	chintzy disco ball pendant	10
	chintzy noodle ring	6
	chintzy saucepan earring	12
	chintzy seal pendant	12
	chintzy turtle brooch	6
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	703
	chitin powder	1
	chitin powder paste	1
	chloroform rag	12
	Choco-Mint patty	4
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	2
	chocolate pasta spoon	3
	chocolate saucepan	2
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	3
	chocolate Spider Queen	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	7
	chocomotive	7
	chopsticks	15
	Chori Zo trading card	2
	chorizo brownies	4
	chorizo taco	40
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	3
	chrome staff	2
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	Chroner	326
	chunk of hot iron	34
	chunk of rock salt	53
	cigar box turtle	35
	cigarette lighter	154
	cinnamon machine oil	15
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	10
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	14
	clay peace-sign bead	48
	Claybender glasses	51
	clear Russian	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	Cloaca grenade	8
	Cloaca-Cola	25
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	12
	Cloaca-Cola shield	15
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	3
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	14
	clockwork pants	2
	clockwork sheet	3
	clockwork sphere	2
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork trench coat	2
	clockwork widget	10
	cloning kit	2
	cloudy potion	75
	clown shoes	59
	clown skin	132
	clown wig	21
	clownskin belt	13
	clownskin harness	29
	club necklace	26
	club of the five seasons	2
	clumsiness bark	15
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	111
	coal dust	65
	coal paperweight	1
	coal shovel	21
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	54
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	32
	cocktail napkin	101
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	3
	cocoa eggshell fragment	891
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	1,782
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
	coffin lid	68
	cog	76
	Coinspiracy	2
	Colander of Em-er'il	14
	cold hi mein	1
	cold jelly	1
	cold mashed potatoes	1
	cold ninja mask	15
	cold nuggets	81
	cold powder	4
	cold seal sweat	3
	cold wad	62
	cold water bottle	38
	collection of tiny spooky objects	7
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	15
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
	colorful toad	148
	combat fan	13
	commemorative war stein	842
	communal gobstopper	5
	communications windchimes	3
	compression stocking	89
	concentrated cooking	14
	concentrated fish broth	3
	concentrated garbage juice	3
	concentrated magicalness pill	4
	concoction of clumsiness	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	contract enforcement stick	4
	Cookbook of the Damned	10
	cookie cookie	5
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
	cool cat claw	1
	cool mint precipice bar	1
	cool mushroom	18
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool spore pod	43
	cool whip	76
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	78
	copper ha'penny charrrm	47
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	corn holder	92
	corncob pipe	1
	corned beet	6
	cornuthaum	38
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	13
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	7
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	2
	corrupted data	1
	corrupted marrow	29
	cosmetic football	15
	costume sword	6
	cotton candy cone	30
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	35
	cotton candy plug	4
	cotton candy skoshe	7
	cotton candy smidgen	4
	cozy scarf	1
	crêepy mask	120
	crabsicle	1
	cracker	1
	cranberries	730
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	35
	crappy brain	1
	crappy waiter disguise	52
	crayon shavings	12
	crazy hobo notebook	516
	crazy little Turkish delight	78
	Crazymaker	2
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	2
	cream stout	53
	creamsicle	68
	creepy doll head	8
	creepy ginger ale	66
	creepy voice box	5
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO mug	7
	CRIMBCO scrip	705
	CRIMBCO wine	6
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
	Crimbo candied pecan	251
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	66
	Crimbo crystal shards	1
	Crimbo dog sweater	2
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	18
	Crimbo food scraps	8
	Crimbo fudge	237
	Crimbo peppermint bark	248
	Crimbo salad	8
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	19
	Crimbo training manual	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	3
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	4
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	194
	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3
	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	12
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	3
	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
	Crimbuck	11
	croquet hedgehog	4
	crossbow string	4
	crotchety pants	4
	crowbar	16
	crowbarrr	8
	Crown of the Goblin King	104
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	56
	crudles	102
	cruelty-free wine	38
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	2
	crystal Crimbo platter	4
	crystal skeleton vodka	3
	crystalline cheer	463
	CSA all-purpose soap	38
	CSA bravery badge	46
	CSA cheerfulness ration	47
	CSA discount card	52
	CSA fire-starting kit	58
	CSA obedience grenade	58
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	48
	cube of billiard chalk	2
	cubic zirconia	50
	cup of hickory chicory	4
	cup of infinite pencils	4
	cup of primitive beer	41
	cupcake-in-a-cup	10
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	22
	cursed black pearl onion	62
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	77
	cursed bottle of rum	53
	cursed cannonball	62
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	59
	cursed piece of thirteen	44
	Cursed Punch	30
	cursed sea biscuit	46
	cursed voodoo skull	56
	custard pie	35
	cyber-mattock	5
	cyborg stompin' boot	2
	cyclops eyedrops	4
	D roll	15
	Daffy Taffy	24
	dance card	46
	dangerous jerkcicle	9
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	dark potion	52
	day-old beer	1
	dead guy's watch	161
	dead lights pie	20
	deadly lampshade	1
	death blossom	13
	decanter of fine Scotch	7
	decaying goldfish liver	10
	decent brain	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decomposed boot	50
	decorative fountain	51
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	6
	dehydrated caviar	97
	delicious comfit?	3
	delicious noodles	43
	delicious salad	35
	delicious spicy noodles	2
	delicious swamp muck	156
	deluxe fax machine	1
	deluxe layer cake	67
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	301
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	2
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denastified haunch	1
	denim axe	3
	denim jacket	22
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
	dense meat crossbow	2
	dense meat stack	773
	dense meat staff	2
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	35
	deodorant	65
	depantsing bomb	6
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	4
	depleted uranium seal figurine	14
	desiccated apricot	131
	designer handbag	16
	devil hair pasta	52
	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	10
	devilish folio	12
	dew yoana lei	2
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	26
	diamond-studded cane	31
	diamond-studded fronts	2
	didgeridooka	3
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	dieting pill	82
	digital key lime pie	7
	digital underground potion	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	5
	dill	51
	diluted makeup	3
	dire fudgesicle	189
	dirt julep	4
	dirty hobo gloves	89
	disassembled clover	571
	disbelief suspenders	5
	discarded swimming trunks	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	13
	disco ball	90
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco mask	100
	disease	246
	disembodied brain	1
	dishrag	43
	disintegrating quill pen	629
	disintegrating sheet music	4
	displaced fish	119
	disposable instant camera	10
	distilled fortified wine	21
	distressed denim pants	38
	disturbing fanfic	172
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	746
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	4
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	96
	dollhive	2
	dollop of barbecue sauce	1
	Dolphin King's crown	6
	donated booze	2
	donated candy	3
	donated food	2
	donkey flipbook	2
	dope gangsta bling-bling	4
	dorky glasses	8
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	14
	double-barreled sling	33
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	1
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
	drab sonata	112
	Drac & Tan	3
	draggin' ball hat	162
	dragon snaps	40
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	30
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	4
	dress pants	22
	dried face	96
	Drip harness	2
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drippy nugget	10
	drive-by shooting	5
	drive-thru burger	5
	dromedary drinking helmet	1
	droopy doll eye	6
	dropped scrap of paper	1
	Drowsy Sword	119
	drum machine	11
	drum of tommy ammo	256
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	2
	Drunken Philosopher	2
	dry martini	49
	dry noodles	2,506
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	94
	ducha de oro	36
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	359
	dueling turtle	9
	DUFRESNE Suds	27
	dull fish scale	2
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	15
	dungeoneering kit	49
	duonoculars	50
	Duskwalker fangs	55
	Duskwalker syringe	163
	Dust bunny	2
	dusty bottle of Marsala	159
	dusty bottle of Merlot	126
	dusty bottle of Muscat	142
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	139
	dusty bottle of Port	142
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	124
	dwarf bread	12
	dwarvish magazine	4
	Dyspepsi grenade	47
	Dyspepsi-Cola	570
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	16
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	14
	eagle feather	178
	eagle's milk	218
	ear poison	27
	Earth and Firewater	2
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	3
	easter egg balloon	5
	Eau de Guaneau	4
	ectoplasmic orbs	292
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	edible alien plant bit	23
	eel battery	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	Effermint™ tablets	2
	effervescent potion	66
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	28
	eggman noodles	2
	eggnog	9
	eggwater	3
	eighth plague	10
	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	3
	Elder Turtle Shell	14
	eldritch distillate	1
	eldritch effluvium	48
	eldritch extract	1
	eldritch mushroom	1
	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
	eldritch oil	1
	electric snakebite	55
	electrical thingamabob	60
	electronics kit	56
	elegant nightstick	36
	elemental caipiroska	4
	elephant stinger	6
	eleven-foot pole	42
	Elf Army machine parts	19
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
	Elf Guard eyedrops	21
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
	Elf Guard honor present	2
	Elf Guard hotpants	1
	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
	Elf Guard MPC	1,463
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	2
	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
	Elf Guard payroll bag	2
	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
	Elf Guard safety bear	2
	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	5
	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
	Elf Guard strategic map	2
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	39
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	7
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Elmley shades	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	11
	elven cellocello	9
	elven hardtack	3
	elven magi-pack	2
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	2
	elven squeeze	3
	elven suicide capsule	16
	elven tambourine	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	55
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	264
	empty meat tank	3
	enchanted barbell	5
	enchanted bean	135
	enchanted bean burrito	2
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted handwarmer	16
	enchanted muesli	1
	enchanted toothpick	26
	enchantlers	1
	energy drink IV	3
	Engorged Sausages and You	1
	enormous belt buckle	111
	enormous hoop earring	14
	Ent cider	9
	ert grey goo ring	20
	eternal car battery	8
	even more tinsel	1
	Event Horizon	2
	evil golden arch	2
	evil teddy bear	2
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	2
	excitement pill	19
	executive mime flask	2
	exotic jungle fruit	356
	exotic travel brochure	2
	expensive champagne	2
	expensive cigar	8
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
	exploding hacky-sack	77
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	96
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	3
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
	extra-strength red potion	66
	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
	extra-toasted half sandwich	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	11
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	3
	eXtreme mittens	143
	eXtreme scarf	149
	extremely confusing manual	1
	extremely slippery nipple	1
	eye of newt	17
	eye of the Tiger-lily	7
	eye-pod	2
	eyedrops of newt	10
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	130
	f3d0r4	155
	fabric hardener	83
	fabric softener	119
	facehugging alien	14
	facsimile dictionary	85
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy gravy boat	13
	fake blood	1
	fake plastic grass	2
	false eyelashes	1
	fancy bath salts	850
	fancy beef jerky	5
	fancy blue potion	74
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	2
	fancy opera glasses	48
	fancy party pants	1
	fancy seashell necklace	178
	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	farfalle bow tie	3
	fat bottom quark	11
	fat loot token	50
	fat stacks of cash	78
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	22
	Feliz Navidad	2
	felt	8
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	30
	fermenting powder	314
	ferret bait	116
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
	festive egg sac	1
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	9
	fetid feather	63
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	26
	fez of etymology	1
	fiberglass fannypack	1
	fiberglass frock	1
	figurine of a charred seal	14
	figurine of a cold seal	61
	figurine of a shadowy seal	9
	figurine of a sleek seal	86
	figurine of a slippery seal	25
	figurine of a stinking seal	38
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	33
	figurine of an ancient seal	14
	figurine of an armored seal	2
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	197
	filet of The Fish	1
	filthy corduroys	80
	filthy knitted dread sack	78
	filthy pestle	3
	filthy poultice	121
	fine aged cheddarwurst	162
	fine wine	42
	finger cymbals	22
	Finnish Fish	2
	fire	3
	fire flower	10
	fire of unknown origin	421
	fire poi	2
	fire-roasted lake trout	2
	fireball	87
	fireman's lunch	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish-liver oil	1,788
	fishelada	1
	fishin' hat	1
	fishy fish	2
	fishy fish casserole	26
	fizzy potion	42
	Flag by the Foot™	1
	flagstone fez	1
	flagstone flag	1
	flagstone flail	1
	flagstone fleece	1
	flagstone flip-flops	1
	flagstone fringe	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	60
	Flaming Caipiranha	2
	flaming cardboard sword	2
	flaming crutch	8
	flaming feather	204
	flaming glowsticks	4
	Flaming Knob	3
	Flaming Mohobo	2
	flaming mushroom	18
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	2
	flaming sword	59
	flaming talons	168
	flamingo mallet	1
	flan del mar	3
	flange	3
	flaregun	93
	flask flops	64
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of egggrog	4
	flask of hamethyst juice	2
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of port	1
	Flaskfull of Hollow	93
	flat dough	1
	flavorless gruel	118
	fleetwood chain	198
	fleshy putty	2
	flimsy clipboard	64
	flirtatious feather	154
	floaty sand	11
	floorboard cruft	1
	floral print shirt	1
	floral-print skirt	11
	flour cookie	5
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	2
	flute of flat champagne	106
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	2
	foam noodle	1
	foetid seal tear	2
	Fog Murderer	243
	food drive button	1
	foolscap fool's cap	57
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	forbidden danish	2
	forest tears	16
	fortune cookie	47
	fountain 'soda'	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
	Frat Army FGF	11
	frat brats	2
	frayed rope belt	3
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	free boots	1
	freezerburned ice cube	3
	freightcake	7
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	french-fry grabber	2
	freshwater pearl necklace	87
	fricasseed brains	133
	fried air	4
	Friendliness Beverage	13
	friendly cheez blob	17
	Friendly Turkey	3
	frightful feather	76
	frigid hankyū	9
	frigid ninja stars	119
	Frigid Northern Beans	3
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	47
	frog lip-print	1
	Frogade	7
	Fromage Pinotage	2
	Frost™ brand sword	3
	frost-rimed seal hide	4
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	5
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen feather	194
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	21
	frozen nunchaku	14
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	1
	frozen turtle shell	21
	fruit-stuffed rumcake	5
	fruitcake	3
	fruity girl swill	48
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
	fudge lily	1
	fudgecule	1,212
	fudgesicle	1
	full meat tank	5
	Fun-Guy spore	1
	funky dried mushroom	89
	funky junk key	1
	funny bone	64
	furniture dolly	29
	furry fur	208
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	4
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry pill	84
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	21
	fustulent seal grulch	8
	fuzzbump	3
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	46
	fuzzy dice	3
	fuzzy earmuffs	35
	fuzzy montera	35
	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
	ga-ga radio	5
	gabardine gaiters	1
	gabardine garland	1
	Gaia beads	6
	Galapagosian Cuisses	12
	gallon of milk	1
	Game Grid token	15
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	40
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	12
	gas balloon	93
	gas can	47
	gator skin	25
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	7
	gauze garter	129
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
	gearbox necklace	12
	Genalen™ Bottle	58
	Gene Tonic: Beast	16
	Gene Tonic: Construct	9
	Gene Tonic: Demon	4
	Gene Tonic: Dude	6
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	3
	Gene Tonic: Elf	3
	Gene Tonic: Goblin	6
	Gene Tonic: Hobo	2
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
	Gene Tonic: Orc	4
	Gene Tonic: Plant	2
	Gene Tonic: Slime	4
	Gene Tonic: Undead	8
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
	ghast iron cleaver	1
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghast iron heater shield	1
	ghast iron ingot	9
	ghost accordion	9
	ghost beer	1
	ghost cucumber	47
	ghost key	185
	ghost of a necklace	115
	ghost toga	105
	ghostly ectoplasm	2
	ghuol ears	576
	ghuol egg	614
	ghuol egg quiche	36
	ghuol guolash	278
	ghuol-ear kabob	5
	giant artisanal rice peeler	26
	giant cactus quill	50
	giant cheesestick	2
	giant designer sunglasses	41
	giant diamond ring	4
	giant discarded bottlecap	49
	giant discarded plastic fork	37
	giant discarded torn-up glove	36
	giant driftwood sculpture	3
	giant foam finger	6
	giant giant moth dust	113
	giant grain of protein powder	6
	giant gym membership card	64
	giant heirloom grape tomato	358
	giant jar of protein powder	130
	giant motorcycle boots	25
	giant moxie weed	28
	giant needle	127
	giant penguin keychain	92
	giant pinky ring	108
	giant safety pin	73
	giant spider leg	46
	giant turkey leg	260
	giant yellow gummi bear	5
	gift card	2
	gilded ancient cursed key	3
	gilded trumpet	1
	gimlet	6
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	ginger snaps	117
	gingerbread bugbear	2
	gingerbread horror	2
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	6
	gingerbread nylons	11
	gingerbread pirate	5
	gingerbread robot	5
	gingham blouse	5
	giraffe-necked turtle	89
	glacial sapphire	1
	glark cable	100
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
	glass eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	56
	glass of bourbon	38
	glass of goat's milk	231
	glass of herbal tequila	6
	glass of warm water	2
	glass slipper	1
	gleaming oyster egg	14
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	44
	glob of enchanted icing	97
	glob of green slime	1
	glob of melted wax	3
	glob of spoiled mayo	143
	gloomy mushroom wine	2
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing fungus	8
	glowing red eye	184
	glowing spore pod	47
	glowing syringe	1
	gnatloaf	10
	gnatloaf casserole	37
	gnatwing	202
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	35
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	2
	gnauga hide whip	2
	gnawed-up dog bone	3
	gnoll lips	39
	gnoll teeth	31
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	21
	Gnollish pie server	13
	Gnollish plunger	15
	Gnollish sangria	7
	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
	Gnollish toolbox	12
	Gnomish sagngria	2
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
	go-go potion	1
	Go-Wassail	4
	goat beard	38
	goat cheese	27
	goat cheese pizza	7
	goat cheese taco	50
	goatskin umbrella	92
	gob of wet hair	1,006
	goblin autoblowgun	11
	goblin hunting spear	11
	goblin water	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	34
	gold crown	36
	gold lamé pants	7
	gold nuggets	6
	gold star	70
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
	gold wedding ring	109
	Golden Mean	2
	golden ring	39
	goo magnet	1
	Good 'n' Quiet	2
	Good 'n' Slimy	3
	good brain	1
	Goodfella contract	175
	gooey paste	3
	googly eye	2
	Gordon Bennett	3
	goth kid t-shirt	2
	GOTO	2
	goulauncher	2
	gourmet gourami oil	1
	government-issued candy	1
	gr8ps	392
	grapefruit	143
	grapes	62
	grass blade	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	16
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	9
	grave robbing shovel	108
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	14
	grease gun	2
	great old fashioned	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
	Greek fire	1
	green beer	44
	green candy heart	7
	green clay bead	2
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	1
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	15
	green mana	8
	Green Manalishi	208
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	5
	green pixel	1,148
	green pixel potion	12
	green rocket	1
	green smoke bomb	11
	green snowcone	3
	Green Velvet	3
	green-iced sweet roll	1
	gremlin juice	129
	gremlin mutagen	3
	grey down vest	1
	grilled mooseflank	2
	grim fairy tale	18
	grimstone mask	3
	grinning turtle	3
	grisly shell fragment	1
	grog	12
	groose grease	7
	grouchy restless spirit	17
	grue egg	103
	grumpy old man charrrm	31
	grungy bandana	15
	grungy flannel shirt	9
	guancertina	8
	guard turtle collar	28
	guard turtle shell	96
	guilty sprout	2
	guitar pick	79
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi turtle	112
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	gun cleaning kit	6
	gunky chicken	62
	gunner's daughter	1
	gunpowder burrito	3
	gunwale	1
	guy made of bee pollen	66
	hacked gibson	21
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	2
	hair spray	127
	hairy staff	2
	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	157
	half-baked potion	75
	half-empty carton of milk	7
	half-melted spoon	32
	half-rotten brain	3
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	9
	halfberd	14
	ham steak	3
	hamburger	89
	hamethyst	110
	hamethyst earring	2
	hamlet sandwich	37
	hand grenegg	13
	Hand in Glove	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
	hand-carved bokken	3
	hand-carved bow	3
	hand-carved staff	5
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of confetti	120
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of hand chalk	288
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	2
	handful of moss	105
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	69
	handful of pine needles	101
	handful of sand	1,297
	handful of sawdust	104
	handful of Smithereens	91
	handful of tips	69
	handful of walnuts	79
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	17
	happiness	54
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
	hard spore pod	35
	hardening cream	38
	hardware upgrade	1
	hare pin	1
	harem girl t-shirt	7
	haunted battery	70
	haunted eggnog	1
	haunted gimlet	2
	haunted Hell ramen	2
	haunted paddle-ball	6
	haunted pizza	1
	hawk	7
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
	Haymaker	1
	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	41
	heart necklace	26
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	69
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	3
	heat-resistant gloves	1
	heat-resistant necktie	1
	heat-resistant sheet metal	3
	heavy crown	7
	heavy D	173
	heavy leather-bound tome	7
	heavy metal sonata	50
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	212
	Heimandatz's heart	18
	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
	Hell broth	5
	hell in a bucket	9
	Hell ramen	35
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	5
	hellion cube	188
	hellseal claw	718
	hellseal whisker	692
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	8
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	9
	helmet turtle	97
	hemp candy necklace	5
	hemp net	4
	hemp string	92
	henna face paint	16
	henna tattoo	1
	herb brownies	26
	herbal stuffing	13
	herbs	20
	hermit factoid	1
	hermit permit	98
	herringcello	10
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	2
	hi-octane carrot juice	1
	hibiscus petal	1
	high-energy mining laser	3
	high-speed upgrade	1
	Highest Bitter	1
	hill of beans	134
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	50
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	53
	hippy bongo	25
	hippy medical kit	2
	hippy protest button	3
	hipster cocktail	3
	hobo code binder	1
	hobo nickel	28
	holiday cheese log	9
	Hollandaise helmet	107
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	192
	honey-drenched ham slice	8
	horizontal tango	33
	hors d'oeuvre tray	32
	hot ashes	12
	hot buttered roll	2
	hot coal	81
	hot cross bow	2
	hot date	180
	hot katana blade	293
	hot nuggets	57
	hot plate	121
	hot powder	148
	hot spore pod	46
	hot wad	17
	hot wine	4
	hot wing	727
	hot-ass club	1
	hotel minibar key	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge Crimbo cookie	4
	huge gold coin	156
	huge mosquito proboscis	11
	huge spoon	79
	Humanitini	2
	Hundred Headed IPA	2
	hunk of granite	8
	hushed puppy	3
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	3
	hypodermic needle	15
	ice cream sandwich	1
	ice harvest	2
	ice porter	2
	ice wine	1
	ice-cold fotie	135
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	292
	ice-cold six-pack	5
	ice-cold Willer	459
	iceberg lettuce	1
	iced plum wine	5
	iced-out bling	3
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	24
	icy mushroom wine	2
	iFlail	1
	igloo pie	5
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	45
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation White Russian	356
	immense cyborg hand	3
	Imp Ale	2,035
	imp unity ring	121
	impure gasoline	2
	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	2
	industrial strength starch	70
	industrially-crushed ice	6
	infernal fife	114
	infernal insoles	86
	inflatable duck	99
	ingot turtle	14
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	558
	Inndya trading card	3
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	69
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	2
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	25
	intriguing puzzle box	1
	irate sombrero	20
	Iron Beta of Industry	11
	iron pasta spoon	2
	ironic moustache	1
	irradiated candy cane	4
	irradiated turtle	102
	Island Landslide	4
	Island Thunderstorm	1
	ivory cue ball	4
	jabañero pepper	2
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	23
	jack flapper	11
	Jack-in-the-box	61
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jacob's rung	17
	jagged scrap metal	77
	jagged tooth	1
	jalapeño slices	2
	jam band	1
	jam band bootleg	60
	Jamaican coffee	13
	jar full of wind	4
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	5
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of squeeze	2
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
	jaunty feather	151
	java cookie	3
	jawbruiser	6
	Jefferson wings	51
	jerky coins	8
	jewelry-making pliers	3
	jingling spore pod	28
	jive turkey leg	1
	Jocko Homo's head	12
	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	32
	jug of booze	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	16
	jumbo olive	45
	jumping bean burrito	3
	jumping bean taco	1
	jumping horseradish	2
	jungle drum	58
	jungle floor wax	357
	Jungle Juice	1
	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
	juniper berries	2
	junk band	1
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	2
	junk yard	4
	Junk-Bond	3
	junk-mail shirt	1
	Kashmir sweater	5
	keel-haulin' knife	3
	keg shield	4
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	ketchup	2
	ketchup hound	296
	kick-ass kicks	3
	kickback cookbook	2
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	26
	killing jar	94
	Kiss the Knob apron	2
	kite	4
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	39
	kiwi beak	2
	kneecapping stick	155
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	26
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	43
	Knob Goblin elite helm	33
	Knob Goblin elite pants	45
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	40
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
	Knob Goblin firecracker	1,031
	Knob Goblin harem pants	131
	Knob Goblin harem veil	129
	Knob Goblin love potion	36
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
	Knob Goblin melon baller	21
	Knob Goblin pants	200
	Knob Goblin perfume	60
	Knob Goblin scimitar	223
	Knob Goblin seltzer	86
	Knob Goblin spatula	26
	Knob Goblin steroids	32
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	58
	Knob Goblin tongs	198
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
	Knob Goblin visor	17
	Knob jelly donut	2
	knob ka-bobs	48
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	69
	knob mushroom wine	3
	Knob nuts	46
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stuffed shells	9
	knobby helmet turtle	16
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll mushroom	167
	Knoll shroomkabob	10
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
	Kokomo Resort Chip	12
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	18
	Kokomo Resort Pass	10
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	2
	Krakrox's Loincloth	14
	Krampus Horn	1
	kumquartz	5
	kumquat	74
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	10
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	10
	lab-grown meat	3
	large box	27
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	large tankard of ale	1
	Lars the Cyberian	2
	laser-broiled pear	12
	lava cake	1
	lava-proof pants	1
	lavawater	1
	lavender candy heart	9
	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	6
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
	lead necklace	19
	lead umbrella	1
	leaf of grass	17
	leaflet	9
	leather bookmark	7
	leather chaps	135
	leather mask	119
	leathery bat skin	424
	leathery cat skin	651
	leathery rat skin	1,162
	Lederhosen of the Night	10
	leechknife	5
	leftover canapés	2
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	281
	leftovers sandwich	2
	legitimate business on the beach	2
	lemon	1,344
	lemon meringue pie	43
	lemon popsicle	2
	lemonade marble	1
	leotarrrd	13
	libation of liveliness	3
	libertagliatelle	1
	License To Kill	1
	licorice garrote	4
	lihc eye	453
	lihc eye pie	7
	lihc face	152
	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
	limburger biker boots	3
	lime	799
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	24
	limp broccoli	2
	line	321
	linguini immondizia bianco	50
	linoleum crossbow	2
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum ore	75
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum sword	3
	lion oil	24
	liquid ice	1
	liquid SONAR	3
	literal grasshopper	4
	little black book	37
	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
	little paper umbrella	1,637
	little red book	1
	little red jam	1
	little round pebble	1
	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	23
	liver popsicle	9
	llama lama gong	10
	loadstone	65
	loaf of soda bread	3
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	3
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	4
	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
	Locust	1
	logging hatchet	28
	logic synthesizer	4
	lollipop stick	5
	long pork	156
	long pork casserole	25
	long pork chop sandwiches	2
	long skinny balloon	210
	longhaired hippy wig	4
	loofah ladle	1
	loofah lavalier	1
	loofah lederhosen	1
	loofah legwarmers	1
	loofah lei	1
	loofah lumberjack's hat	1
	loose teeth	444
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	19
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	119
	los chinos	2
	lost elf luggage	7
	lost key	148
	low tide martini	1
	low-budget shield	91
	lowercase N	215
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	62
	Lucky Surprise Egg	20
	lucky-ish pill	8
	Ludovico Pastaco	2
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	93
	lump of coal	3
	lump of diamond	126
	lunar isotope	6
	lupine sword	4
	lynyrd musk	103
	lynyrd skin	6
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	2
	lynyrd snare	132
	lynyrdskin breeches	15
	lynyrdskin cap	6
	lynyrdskin tunic	16
	macaroni duck	11
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	3
	Mad Train wine	233
	Mae West	1
	mafia aria	1
	mafia filofax	4
	mafia organizer badge	1
	mafia pinky ring	1
	magic lamp	2
	magic whistle	36
	magical baguette	116
	magical ice cubes	1,456
	magical mystery juice	120
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	3
	magical pony: Pearjack	2
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	5
	magical pony: Shutterfly	4
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	2
	magical pony: Uniquity	1
	magical sausage	25
	magical sausage casing	34
	magicalness-in-a-can	55
	magilaser blastercannon	88
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	4
	magnum of fancy champagne	1
	maiden wig	17
	makeshift cape	3
	makeshift skirt	3
	makeshift turban	1
	mama's squeezebox	13
	mana curds	126
	mana-basted tofurkey leg	1
	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1
	mandarina colada	3
	Manetwich	21
	mangled finger	36
	mannequin leg	1
	many-eyed glasses	28
	map to Dolph Bossin's hideout	1
	maple syrup	33
	marble medallion	1
	margarita	17
	mariachi G-string	29
	mariachi hat	105
	mariachi toothpaste	5
	marinara jug	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	7
	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
	marshmallow	53
	martini	12
	martiny	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	mashed potatoes	1
	massive gemstone	64
	massive sitar	2
	massive wrench	3
	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
	mauve striped oyster egg	7
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	57
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	257
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	32
	meat from yesterday	1
	Meat maid body	2
	meat paste	156
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	873
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	2
	meat vortex	527
	Meat-inflating powder	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	2
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	70
	megatofu	243
	Meleegra™ pills	31
	melon-infused sake	2
	melted Jell-o shot	65
	memory of a C	15
	memory of a G	15
	memory of a T	13
	memory of an A	24
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	4
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	6
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	4
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	3
	mesh cap	132
	metallic A	195
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	33
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	138
	microwave stogie	1
	mid-level medieval mead	1
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	58
	midriff scrubs	108
	military-grade peppermint oil	44
	Milk Studs	7
	milky potion	55
	mime army camouflage kit	1
	mime army insignia (espionage)	2
	mime army rations	2
	mime army superserum	1
	mime army wine	2
	mime pocket probe	1
	mime-proof sunglasses	1
	miming beret	1
	miming boots	1
	miming corduroys	2
	miming gloves	1
	mimosette	1
	mince pie	1
	mind flayer corpse	58
	miner's helmet	120
	miner's pants	100
	mini-martini	133
	miniature boiler	44
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	missing wine	3
	Misty Cape	35
	Misty Cloak	46
	Misty Robe	35
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
	mocking turtle	114
	modern picture frame	2
	Mohawk wig	99
	Mohobo	4
	mojo filter	29
	mole molé	3
	molotov cocktail cocktail	193
	molten medallion	2
	molten scrap metal	79
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	9
	monomolecular yo-yo	1
	Monstar energy beverage	64
	monstrous monocle	1
	moonberry wine cooler	153
	moonglasses	2
	Moonshine Mohobo	2
	moose antlers	102
	moose chocolate	6
	moose thought	310
	mooseflank	3
	Morbidda trading card	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	moreltini	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	morning dew	4
	Mornington crescent roll	89
	Mortimer's nostrum	3
	Morto Moreto	1
	moss floss	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	151
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	12
	mother's little helper	71
	motivational poster	6
	Mountain Stream gastrique	13
	Mountain Stream soda	762
	mouse skull	99
	moxie weed	416
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	12
	MSG	4
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	127
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	3
	muffled muffuletta	4
	mulled hobo wine	1
	mullet wig	3
	multi-level marzipan	4
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	1,251
	murderbot component casing	6
	murderbot memory chip	23
	murderbot monofilament	15
	murderbot plasma rifle	1
	murderbot power cell	9
	Murderer's Punch	36
	murky potion	35
	mushroom fermenting solution	62
	mushroom filet	1
	mushroom pizza	4
	musk turtle	101
	musty moccasins	1
	mutated candy lump	1
	mylar scout drone	2
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	Mysterious Island iced tea	2
	mysterious silver lapel pin	41
	mystery lollipop	2
	nachos of the night	2
	nanite-infested candy cane	36
	nanite-infested eggnog	5
	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
	Nardz energy beverage	52
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	4
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	2
	natural fennel soda	72
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
	necklace chain	6
	Necrotelicomnicon	13
	neg grog	3
	nega-mushroom wine	4
	negative lump	133
	negotiatin' hammer	3
	Neuromancer	2
	neurostim pill	19
	neutron lollipop	3
	Neverending Party guest pass	1
	neverending wallet chain	23
	New Age healing crystal	2
	New Zealand iced tea	18
	Newark	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	22
	Newman's Own Trousers	15
	NG	2
	night-vision goggles	3
	ninja carabiner	6
	ninja crampons	6
	ninja hot pants	95
	ninja mop	7
	ninja rope	6
	non-aged vinegar	1
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	6
	Northern pemmican	4
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	nothingtini	1
	noticeable pumps	22
	novelty monorail ticket	1
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	19
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	nutty organic salad	3
	O	2
	O'RLY manual	131
	obsidian dagger	7
	ocarina of space	54
	ocean motion	14
	odd silver coin	14
	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
	off-white plastic oyster egg	7
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	5
	off-white striped oyster egg	2
	Oh, the Humanitini	2
	oil cap	2
	oil lamp	3
	oil of expertise	3
	oil of oiliness	42
	Oil of Parrrlay	67
	oil of slipperiness	2
	oil of stability	2
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	20
	oil slacks	11
	oily boid	1
	ojo de pez burrito	4
	old bronzer	97
	old chum	1
	old coin purse	101
	old eyebrow pencil	111
	old leather wallet	146
	old rosewater cream	111
	old sweatpants	145
	old-fashioned	3
	oldcake	6
	olive	409
	one pill	261
	oozenog	3
	open sauce	139
	opera mask	3
	opium grenade	64
	orange	190
	orange candy heart	11
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	4
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	5
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	16
	orc wrist	104
	Orcish baseball cap	63
	Orcish cargo shorts	52
	Orcish frat-paddle	44
	orcish hand lotion	275
	Orcish meat locker	7
	orcish nailing lube	257
	orcish rubber	270
	orcish stud-finder	72
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	original G	277
	ornate picture frame	155
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	3
	out-of-tune biwa	7
	outlaw bandana	2
	oven mitts	6
	overcookie	19
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	131
	oversized pipe	9
	oversized pizza cutter	14
	oversized skullcap	90
	ovoid leather thing	58
	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
	oyster basket	3
	P.B.L.T.	1
	pacification grenade	4
	pack of KWE trading card	2
	packet of beer nuts	30
	padded tortoise	4
	PADL Phone	59
	pail	82
	painful penne pasta	65
	painted shield	2
	painted turtle	10
	painting of a glass of wine	225
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	paisley spore pod	349
	palm frond	269
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	5
	pants of the Slug Lord	8
	papaya	87
	papaya sling	7
	papaya slung	2
	papaya taco	10
	papotion of papower	1
	paraffin palazzos	1
	paraffin pendant	1
	paraffin pith helmet	1
	paraffin poncho	1
	paraffin pseudoaccordion	1
	paraffin punching bag	1
	paranormal ricotta	7
	party balloon	10
	party beer bomb	10
	party crasher	1
	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
	party hat	4
	party platter for one	8
	party whip	1
	Party-in-a-Can™	6
	passable elf mask	2
	pasta spoon	87
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
	pat-a-cake pendant	21
	patchouli incense stick	103
	patchouli oil bomb	74
	patent aggression tonic	1
	pawn cookie	1
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	66
	peace accordion	11
	peach	42
	peanut brittle shield	58
	pear	38
	pear lozenge	1
	pear tart	2
	pec oil	226
	PEEZ dispenser	10
	pegfinger	3
	pencil stub	166
	penguin focaccia bread	13
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	4
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin whip	2
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentagram bandana	15
	pentatonic accordion	5
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	184
	peppermint donut	1
	peppermint harpoon gun	1
	peppermint tack	10
	peppermint tailings	8
	peppermint-scented socks	1
	perfect mimosa	2
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect paloma	2
	perforated battle paddle	59
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perl necklace	3
	perpendicular hula	204
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	44
	pet anchor	1
	pet rock	4
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	2
	pewter claymore	72
	phat turquoise bead	46
	Phil Collins	2
	philosopher's scone	44
	philter of phorce	4
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	phonics down	398
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	288
	physiostim pill	49
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	44
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	pickled egg	5
	picture of you	6
	pie man was not meant to eat	584
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	31
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	pig-iron shinguards	2
	pigeon egg	385
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	pile of Trainbot parts	53
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	pillow shell	8
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	pine tar	19
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	32
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	ping-pong ball	61
	ping-pong paddle	5
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	Pink Heart of Spirit	23
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	pink pony	11
	pink slime	135
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	4
	pipe wrench	7
	piping organ pie	13
	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
	pirate encryption key bravo	1
	pirate pelvis	22
	pirate shirt	1
	piscatini	1
	pitchfork	75
	pixel beer	1
	pixel daiquiri	1
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	pixel pants	1
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	pixel sword	2
	pixel whiskey	6
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	Plague of Locusts	1
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	plot hole	177
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	plumber's lunch	2
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
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	pog #01 (spider)	2
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	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	4
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	3
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	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	3
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	2
	pointed stick	64
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	pointy mushroom wine	1
	Poison Oak trading card	1
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	poisonous caviar	6
	poisonsettia	3
	polka-dot bow tie	9
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	polyester pettipants	1
	Polysniff Perfume	120
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	pool torpedo	154
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	popular tart	32
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	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4
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	poultrygeist	7
	poutine	43
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	powdered powdered sugar	8
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	pr0n cocktail	2
	pr0n legs	414
	pr0n m4nic0tti	12
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	pr0n taco	26
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	precision snowball	3
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	pressurized potion of perception	5
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
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	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
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	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
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	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	pristine walrus tusk	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	12
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	procrastination potion	280
	Professor What T-Shirt	63
	programmable turtle	85
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	Prunets	1
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	Psychotic Train wine	269
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	puce striped oyster egg	2
	puff of smoke	2
	pulsing flesh	5
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	pygmy concertinette	4
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	pygmy phone number	187
	pygmy pygment	133
	pygmy spear	20
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum of familiar	6
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	R'lyeh	3
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	15
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	raisin	2
	ram horns	25
	ram stick	29
	Ram's Face Lager	387
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	raspberry beret	1
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	rat appendix kabob	6
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	ratgut	55
	ratini	8
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	ravioli della hippy	44
	ravioli hat	97
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	razor-sharp can lid	966
	razor-tipped yo-yo	5
	really dense meat stack	30
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	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
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	red and white claret	23
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	red pixel	845
	red pixel potion	98
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	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
	regular-size brogurt	1
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	replica Elf Guard medal	1
	resolution: be feistier	5
	resolution: be happier	5
	resolution: be kinder	10
	resolution: be luckier	2
	resolution: be more adventurous	5
	resolution: be sexier	5
	resolution: be smarter	5
	resolution: be stronger	5
	resolution: be wealthier	2
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
	returned Thinknerd package	230
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	reverse Tantalus	7
	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
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	rice bowl	37
	ridiculously huge sword	103
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	ring of aggravate monster	41
	ring of cold resistance	7
	ring of conflict	8
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	42
	ring of fire resistance	10
	ring of gain strength	4
	ring of half-assed regeneration	54
	ring of increase damage	7
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	16
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	roasted marshmallow	11
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	robin's egg	1
	robot grease	400
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	4
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	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	5
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	rocky raccoon	428
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	royal jelly taco	39
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	rubber nubbin	1
	rubber ribcage	34
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	rubber WWJD? bracelet	35
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	30
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	ruby W	173
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	rusty grave robbing shovel	130
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	sausage without a cause	1
	sausage wonton	1
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	savory sword	2
	savoy truffle	101
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	secret blend of herbs and spices	12
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	silent X	1
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	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	2
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	spaghetti cult rosary	29
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	spicy enchanted bean burrito	3
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	Steal This Candy	12
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	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	49
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	41
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	49
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	Stephen's secret formula	2
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	2
	stick of "gum"	18
	stick of dynamite	8
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	sticky meat skirt	1
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	stolen sushi	364
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	stone of eXtreme power	56
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	strawberry daiquiri	35
	strawberry pie	163
	strawberry popsicle	2
	strawberry wine	54
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	6
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