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Display Case for ARthuR the human (#957195)
This player is ranked #982 for Most Total Items with a total of 145,939 items.
This player is ranked #267 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,989 items.

This player is a member of the clan A Clan With No Name.

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ARthuR the human (#957195)
This player has 2,989 unique items and 145,939 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 98
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 35
1-ball 17
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 6
2-ball 18
3-ball 22
30669 scroll 35
33398 scroll 4
334 scroll 9
37x37x37 puzzle cube 610
4-ball 19
4-dimensional guitar 38
5-ball 18
6-ball 26
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 18
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
8-ball 92
9-ball 2
a butt tuba 2
a little sump'm sump'm 298
a suspicious address 1
abandoned candy 25
abominable snowcone 10
accidental cider 22
accordionoid rocca 2
acid-squirting flower 9
acoustic guitarrr 17
actual reality goggles 185
adder 4
adder bladder 756
Afternoon Delight 45
Agitated Turkey 2
agua de vida 10
airblaster gun 281
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 2
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 37
Alice's Army Alchemist 3
Alice's Army Bowman 3
Alice's Army Cleric 3
Alice's Army Coward 3
Alice's Army Dervish 3
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 2
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 3
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 3
Alice's Army Foil Page 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 2
Alice's Army Guard 3
Alice's Army Halberder 3
Alice's Army Hammerman 3
Alice's Army Horseman 3
Alice's Army Lanceman 3
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 3
Alice's Army Martyr 3
Alice's Army Ninja 3
Alice's Army Nurse 3
Alice's Army Page 3
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Sniper 3
Alice's Army Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Wallman 3
all-purpose cleaner 15
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 2
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 28
amok putter 12
amulet of extreme plot significance 4
ancient calendar 1
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 21
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient poisoned dart 19
ancient protein powder 6
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 17
ancient stone head 6
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
anemone nematocyst 4
anemone sauce 8
anemoney clip 1
Angry Farmer candy 62
angst burger 1
anise-flavored venom 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
ant agonist 4
ant pitchfork 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 62
anticheese 329
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 9
antique hand mirror 5
antique helmet 9
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 2
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 26
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 9
antique spear 32
armgun 49
around the world 35
Arrrmetia trading card 2
artisanal limoncello 3
asbestos ore 4
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII shirt 2
asparagus knife 18
asparagus stir-fry 2
asshat 2
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
attorney's badge 6
autocalliope 5
automa-bot parts 279
awful poetry journal 25
baby killer bee 8
backwoods screwdriver 13
bad rum and good cola 1
badass belt 1
bag of bones 2
bag of Cheat-Os 32
bag of GORF 390
bag of GORP 398
bag of gross foreign snacks 1,373
bag of lard 38
bag of pygmy blood 3
bag of QWOP 1,791
bag of W&Ws 58
baggie of powdered sugar 2
Baja sopapilla 9
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 34
banana 62
banana peel 22
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 4
bananagate 1
bar skin 2
barbed-wire fence 11
bargain flash powder 6
baritone accordion 1
bark rootbeer 6
barrel beryl 3
barrel gun 68
barrel pickle 5
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrrnacle 5
barskin loincloth 3
baseball 47
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic martini 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 3
basic meat pants 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat wing 4
bat wing kabob 48
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 3
batgut 3
bath ball gift set 9
Battlie Light Saver 3
bazookafish bubble gum 46
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 11
beard incense 1
beaver punch (papaya) 2
beaver punch (peach) 2
beavermouth 1
beefy fish meat 26
beer bomb 4
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 5
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 3
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 6
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 4
bellhop bell 21
bent scrap metal 7
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 6
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
big bad voodoo mask 3
big bass drum 2
big boom 10
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 1
big red clown nose 14
bilge wine 338
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 104
birdbone corset 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 6
bit of clingfilm 5
bit-o-cactus 20
black & tan 87
black and white cracker 5
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 17
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 13
black eye shadow 23
black eyedrops 32
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1,070
black forest ham 564
black gold 3
black greaves 63
black helmet 56
Black Hole 2
black kettle drum 10
black label 28
Black No. 2 87
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pepper 183
black pixel 45
black plastic oyster egg 14
black polka-dot oyster egg 5
black pudding 726
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 58
black snake skin 74
black spot 18
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 55
black tear 4
blackberry 151
blackberry galoshes 14
Blackfly Chardonnay 949
blank diary 1
blank prescription sheet 1
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 3
blob of Alphredo™ 7
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood-red mushroom wine 3
bloodstain stick 11
bloody beer 5
bloody clown pants 16
bloody mary 2
Bloody Nora 3
blowdart 6
blue glowstick 5
blue grass 20
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 68
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 6
blue potion 16
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue tulip 6
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
Bohemian rhapsody 9
boilgun 1
Boltsmann ID badge 2
bone abacus 2
bone chips 141
bone flute 16
bone rattle 1
book of matches 6
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
booty chest charrrm 3
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
Bordeaux Marteaux 3
borg sock monkey 1
Boris's ring 3
bottle of alcohol 28
bottle of Amontillado 6
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of black cat tonic 15
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 18
bottle of cooking sherry 29
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 7
bottle of extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 50
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 2
bottle of laundry sherry 14
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 25
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of norwhiskey 4
bottle of Old Pugilist 4
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 77
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 31
bottle of Professor Beer 3
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 15
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 137
bottle of sake 27
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 4
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of tequila 59
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 61
bottle of whiskey 292
bottle of wine 19
bottled inspiration 19
boulder 20
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of Jeal-O 289
Bowl of Scorpions 62
box 72
box o' ghosts 1
box of Dweebs 58
box of sunshine 5
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 285
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 14
Bram's choker 2
brass bung spigot 1
brass gear 39
bread line 5
breadchucks 3
brick 25
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 2
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 2
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pearl 3
BRICKO pyramid 2
BRICKO python 3
BRICKO reactor 7
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO trunk 4
BRICKO turtle 5
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 3
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 3
brine 154
brocolate brogurt 1
broken BRICKO brick 51
broken carburetor 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 6
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 3
brown felt tophat 14
brown paper bag mask 2
brown paper pants 2
brown pirate pants 2
brown pixel 3
brown plastic baby 5
brown sugar cane 8
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
buñuelos Jaliscos 7
bubblewrap ore 6
bubblin' crude 22
bubbly potion 223
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 4
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 7
bugbear beanie 15
bugbear bungguard 16
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 1
Bulky Buddy Box 8
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 20
bunch of square grapes 67
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 4
buoybottoms 3
burrowgrub hive 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 12
Buttery Knob 2
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cabooze 7
cactus fruit 4
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 3
Camp Scout pup tent 254
can of Binarrrca 69
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 6
can of depilatory cream 1
can of Drooling Monk 2
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 2
can of maces 5
can of Red Minotaur 15
can of spinach 13
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 26
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 32
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 5
candied kobold 13
candied nuts 5
candied pecan 2
candied yams 60
Candy Alexander 3
candy brain 14
candy cane 11
candy carrot 3
candy cigarette 9
candy harmonica 4
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 2
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 3
candy stake 5
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 2
canopic jar 8
capacitor relay 10
carbon nanotube frame 11
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 33
card sleeve 1
cardboard katana 6
cardboard ore 6
cardboard wakizashi 12
caret 8
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 15
carob chunk noodles 5
carob chunks 1
carrot claret 2
carton of rotten eggs 28
carton of snake milk 9
casino pass 2
cast 61
cat appendix 2
catgut 500
catgut taco 27
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Celsius 233 1
cement sandals 4
centipede eggs 14
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
Chakra Libre 1
chaos butterfly 13
charisma potion 5
charming flute 4
cheap Chinese beer 3
cheap cigar butt 18
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 4
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap sunglasses 305
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef's hat 10
chef-in-the-box 3
cherry 1
cherry pie 85
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1,347
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 27
chocolate pasta spoon 2
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 3
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 4
chocolate-stained collar 1
chocomotive 9
chopsticks 21
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 5
chorizo taco 12
chrome ore 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 8
chunk of hot iron 34
Churchill 1
cigarette lighter 10
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
citrus-infused sake 2
clay peace-sign bead 6
Claybender glasses 1
clerical automa-core 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 16
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
closed-circuit phone system 1
cloudy potion 163
clown shoes 5
clown skin 26
clown wig 1
club necklace 37
clutch of dodecapede eggs 2
coal dust 47
coal shovel 20
coarse hemp socks 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 43
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 8
coconut shell 2
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffee pixie stick 24
coffin lid 5
cog 46
Cold Hots candy 25
cold ninja mask 9
cold water bottle 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 62
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 7
colorful toad 3
combat fan 2
combat lover's locket lockbox 1
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 4
communications windchimes 3
complex mushroom wine 1
complicated device 1
compression stocking 20
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated magicalness pill 46
confusing LED clock 678
contract enforcement stick 76
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 41
cookie cookie 7
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 2
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
corked genie bottle 1
corn holder 20
cornuthaum 8
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 8
corpsetini 1
corrupted bird DNA 2
costume sword 4
cotton candy bale 4
cotton candy smidgen 4
cozy scarf 1
crêepy mask 3
cranberries 60
cranberry margarita (brackish) 1,134
crappy waiter disguise 6
crayon shavings 8
crazy hobo notebook 9
crazy little Turkish delight 10
cream pie 2
cream stout 13
creamsicle 27
creepy doll head 2
creepy ginger ale 83
creepy voice box 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 23
CRIMBCO wine 10
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 8
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 3
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 3
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 3
Crimbo Credit 6
Crimbo Factory surprise box 25
Crimbo fudge 11
Crimbo peppermint bark 13
Crimbo pie 3
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo sapling 1
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 3
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 5
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 301
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 5
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 19
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 2,362
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 3
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 14
Crimbuccaneer runebone 3
Crimbuccaneer shirt 15
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 3
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 13
croquet hedgehog 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 2
Crown of the Goblin King 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crystalline cheer 9
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 307
CSA bravery badge 350
CSA cheerfulness ration 106
CSA discount card 1,850
CSA fire-starting kit 1,938
CSA obedience grenade 374
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 2,120
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 7
cursed black pearl onion 64
cursed bottle of rum 51
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 53
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 64
cursed eyepatch 2
cursed monkey glove 1
cursed piece of thirteen 8
Cursed Punch 1
cursed sea biscuit 83
cursed voodoo skull 70
cute mushroom 17
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 3
D roll 63
Daffy Taffy 139
dance card 20
Dark & Starry 1
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 1
dark potion 120
Das Überkühlraum trading card 2
day-old beer 3
dead guy's watch 21
deadfall branch 19
Dear Past Self Package 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying wooden oar 1
decorative fountain 3
deep six-shooter 4
defective Game Grid token 1
dehydrated caviar 22
delicious salad 6
delicious shimmering moth 4
deluxe fax machine 1
deluxe layer cake 21
demon skin 15
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 2
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 30
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 9
deodorant 25
desiccated apricot 35
detective school application 1
detour shield 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 21
diamond-studded cane 5
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 8
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 5
dill 402
diluted makeup 13
dingy planks 1
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dire fudgesicle 21
dirt julep 4
dirty hobo gloves 5
discarded swimming trunks 7
disco ball 4
disco mask 6
disease 31
disembodied brain 7
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 18,355
disintegrating spiky collar 10
distention pill 6
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 9
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 51
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
dog ointment 1
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 7
dollhive 1
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
donated booze 2
donated food 1
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2
double barreled barrel gun 1
double-ice gum 1
drab sonata 3
draggin' ball hat 2
dragon snaps 4
dragonfish caviar 21
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadlock whip 5
dream of a dog 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1
dress pants 2
drippy nugget 3
drippy truncheon 1
drive-by shooting 2
drive-thru burger 1
droll monocle 10
droopy doll eye 5
droppable microphone 1
drum machine 16
drum of tommy ammo 11
Drunken Astrophysicist 4
Drunken Neurologist 4
Drunken Philosopher 2
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 2
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 13
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
DUFRESNE Suds 100
dull fish scale 10
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
dungeoneering kit 7
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker syringe 3
dusty bottle of Marsala 21
dusty bottle of Merlot 53
dusty bottle of Muscat 15
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 36
dusty bottle of Port 36
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty right femur 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 5
Dyspepsi grenade 7
Dyspepsi-Cola 10
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle feather 4
eagle's milk 4
ear poison 328
Earth and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 2
ectoplasmic orbs 6
eel battery 25
Effermint™ tablets 29
effervescent potion 135
eggbeater 4
eggnog 13
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato drone 2
El Vibrato power sphere 6
El Vibrato translator 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch effluvium 11
eldritch extract 1
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
electric snakebite 6
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
elemental caipiroska 1
elephant stinger 3
Elf Army machine parts 39
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 28
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 3
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 2
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard honor present 3
Elf Guard hotpants 4
Elf Guard insignia (private) 4
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 2,246
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 3
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard strategic map 3
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 32
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
elven cellocello 20
elven hardtack 52
elven magi-pack 23
elven medi-pack 24
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 53
elven suicide capsule 26
elven tambourine 1
Elvish underarmor 1
empty agua de vida bottle 36
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 6
empty meat tank 3
enchanted barbell 44
enchanted bean burrito 6
enchanted toothpick 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 24
enormous belt buckle 3
enormous hoop earring 5
Ent cider 11
escargotsicle 13
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 3
essential tofu 2
Event Horizon 3
evil teddy bear 6
exotic jungle fruit 11
expensive camera 2,092
expensive champagne 2
extra-flat panini 13
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
Extra-slimy Slimosa 3
extra-spicy bloody mary 7
extra-strength red potion 13
extra-strength strongness elixir 25
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely confusing manual 8
extremely slippery nipple 3
eyepatch 5
f3d0r4 3
fabric hardener 15
fabric softener 17
facehugging alien 5
facsimile dictionary 2
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fairy gravy boat 1
fake plastic grass 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 2
fancy ball mask 3
fancy bath salts 17
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy blue potion 10
fancy but probably evil chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 6
Fantasma en la Máquina 26
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
fat bottom quark 23
fat loot token 69
fat stacks of cash 1
fat wallet 2
Feliz Navidad 5
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 5
ferret bait 3
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 27
Feynman gate 10
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 3
filthy child leash 340
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 116
filthy pestle 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 1
fine wine 6
finger cuffs 1
fire 1
fire of unknown origin 5
fireball 1
fireman's lunch 1
fish bazooka 1
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 21
fishelada 13
fishy fish casserole 56
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FunFunds™ 66
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gibson 43
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gin and tonic 42
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gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
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Gnollish pie server 5
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Go-Wassail 20
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gold star 39
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Good 'n' Slimy 4
good brain 1
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Gordon Bennett 3
GOTO 4
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green and red bean 210
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Green Muslin 2
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gremlin mutagen 3
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grisly shell fragment 7
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grouchy restless spirit 2
groupie lipstick 9
groupie spangles 1
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Gummi-Gnauga 3
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gunky chicken 18
gunner's daughter 1
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guy made of bee pollen 1
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haggis socks 382
haggis-infused soap 681
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 132
hair of the calf 1
hair spray 3
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half-baked potion 6
half-melted spoon 5
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half-sized guitar 3
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hamlet sandwich 313
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handful of numbers 2
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handful of sawdust 78
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handsomeness potion 8
happiness 8
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heart-shaped candy whetstone 3
heavy crown 94
heavy D 44
heavy leather-bound tome 1
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hell in a bucket 3
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hep waders 4
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Herring Wallbanger 3
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How to Play Othello 18
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1,442
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ice-cold Willer 2,145
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iGoogly 6
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
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Imp Ale 95
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inkwell 13,460
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Inner Truth 1
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killing jar 16,306
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kiwi beak 13
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Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 3
Knob Goblin elite shirt 3
Knob Goblin firecracker 2
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Knob Goblin harem veil 2
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Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin pants 1
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Knob Goblin steroids 5
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 17
Knob mushroom 30
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Knob sausage 18
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Kokomo Resort Chip 4
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 2
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 15
kumquartz 5
kumquat 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 29
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 21
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
large tankard of ale 3
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 12
lavawater 1
lavender candy heart 4
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lavender polka-dot oyster egg 8
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lawnmower blade 1
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leather chaps 3
leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 4
leathery rat skin 21
leftover canapés 3
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legitimate business on the beach 16
lemon 29
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lemony scales 5
length of string 3
library card 12
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 2
lihc eye pie 6
lihc face 33
lime 3
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 12
limp broccoli 1
line 107
linoleum ore 3
lion oil 86
liquid SONAR 3
literal grasshopper 3
little black book 7
little firkin 3
little piece of steel 2
little red book 1
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live wire 2
liver and let pie 2
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lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 44
London frog 2
long pork 8
long pork casserole 53
long pork chop sandwiches 5
long skinny balloon 6
loose teeth 64
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 3
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
low tide martini 2
low-budget shield 3
lowercase N 133
LT&T telegraph office deed 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 43
Lumineux Limnio 4
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lunar isotope 290
lupine sword 6
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lynyrd musk 11
lynyrd skin 1
lynyrd snare 7
M-242 2
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Mad Train wine 285
madius 4
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Mariner's Friend cough drops 19
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marionette collective 3
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
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Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
Marquis de Poivre soda 47
marshmallow 6
martini 75
marzipan skull 6
massive gemstone 16
massive wrench 4
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
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Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
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meadeorite 3
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Meat maid body 1
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memory of a G 2
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Mer-kin thingpouch 11
Mer-kin weaksauce 7
mesh cap 5
metal meteoroid 6
metallic A 74
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 10
Microplushie: Bropane 352
Microplushie: Dorkonide 121
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 143
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 79
Microplushie: Gothochondria 255
Microplushie: Hippylase 348
Microplushie: Hipsterine 46
Microplushie: Hobomosome 189
Microplushie: Otakulone 394
Microplushie: Raverdrine 227
Microplushie: Sororitrate 304
mid-level medieval mead 7
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Milk Studs 52
milky potion 156
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Moonds 2
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Mr. Haggis 177
Mr. Mediocrebar 86
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murky potion 124
Muschat 3
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Nardz energy beverage 50
nasty snuff 2
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nastygeist 59
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ND 2
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Neuromancer 2
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New Zealand iced tea 85
Newark 3
NG 2
night-vision goggles 4
ninja hot pants 4
ninja mop 54
ninjammies 1
non-aged vinegar 30
non-Euclidean non-accordion 2
not-a-pipe 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 4
nothing-in-the-box 5
nothingtini 2
Now and Earlier 1
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O'RLY manual 32
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ocarina of space 12
octopus's spade 4
odd silver coin 20
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off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
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Oh, the Humanitini 1
Oil of Parrrlay 64
oily mushroom wine 1
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old rosewater cream 1
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old-fashioned 2
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one pill 12
oozenog 6
open sauce 170
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orange 9
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orc wrist 5
Orcish baseball cap 2
Orcish cargo shorts 4
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orcish stud-finder 4
original G 12
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ornate picture frame 278
Othello's dagger 2
Othello's military jacket 3
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Outer Wolf™ cologne 2
outlaw bandana 12
outrageous sombrero 1
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Pack of Alice's Army Cards 2
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
Pack of Every Card 1
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PADL Phone 1
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palm-frond capris 3
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palm-frond net 2
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pants of the Slug Lord 1
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papaya slung 1
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paperclip 6
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picture of you 14
pie man was not meant to eat 8
piece of wedding cake 423
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plumber's lunch 1
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pocket theremin 4
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pog #01 (spider) 5
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 5
pog #03 (warwelf) 5
pog #04 (skleleton) 4
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 4
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 4
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
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pog #09 (pirate) 5
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pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 5
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Polka Pop 3
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
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pool cue 2
pool of liquid metal 4
poppy 37
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portable wall 1
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powdered organs 80
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pr0n legs 6
premium malt liquor 7
prescription teeth whitener 1
primitive alien booze 1
primitive candy cane 5
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pristine fish scale 2
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 6
probability potion 24
procrastination potion 31
Professor What T-Shirt 1
protection stick 72
prussian cathouse 1
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 4
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pygmy pygment 16
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quantum taco 1
R'lyeh 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
radiation-resistant helmet 1
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raisin 3
ram horns 1
Ram's Face Lager 734
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 2
rat appendix 12
rat appendix kabob 6
ratarang 1
ratgut 1
rattler rattle 63
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raw cranberry sauce 1
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really tiny cocktail shaker 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 7
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
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red ale 5
red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 29
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red-headed corpse 1
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red-hot poker 2
redrum 4
refurbished air fryer 1
reindeer hammer 1
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robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 26
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 27
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 25
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 27
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 27
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 27
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 26
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 27
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