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General_Herpes (#972808)
This player has 6,332 unique items and 14,270,781 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1,338
"KICK ME" sign 195
"meat" stick 150
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 9
1-ball 85
1.21 jigawatts 3
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 5
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 14
1952 Mickey Mantle card 46
2-ball 87
3-ball 97
30669 scroll 113
33398 scroll 133
334 scroll 103
37x37x37 puzzle cube 198
4-ball 81
4-d camera 10
4-dimensional fez 172
4-dimensional guitar 25
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 104
5-hour acrimony 6
6-ball 81
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 9
7-ball 95
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 56
7-inch discus 3
8-ball 417
8-billed baseball cap 12
8-bit banana 2
9-ball 6
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 2
a butt tuba 46
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 54
a little sump'm sump'm 254
A muse-bouche 3
abandoned candy 4
abominable blubber 106
abominable snowcone 21
abstraction: action 105
abstraction: category 117
abstraction: certainty 53
abstraction: joy 57
abstraction: motion 50
abstraction: perception 112
abstraction: purpose 109
abstraction: sensation 182
abstraction: thought 137
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 2
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 237
accidental mutton 3
accord ion 639
accordion file 236
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 8
acid-squirting flower 65
acoustic guitarrr 48
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 1
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 1
actual reality goggles 1,042
actual tapas 169
adder 435
adder bladder 227
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 4
aerated diving helmet 3
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
Affirmation Cookie 17
affordable teak perch 6
Afternoon Delight 58
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Aggressive Carrot 112
Agitated Turkey 63
agnolotti arboli 14
agua de vida 602
airblaster gun 124
alarm accordion 1
Alewife™ Ale 43
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 53
Alice's Army Bowman 23
Alice's Army Cleric 29
Alice's Army Coward 24
Alice's Army Dervish 9
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 5
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 5
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 5
Alice's Army Foil Coward 5
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 5
Alice's Army Foil Guard 5
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 5
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 5
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 6
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 5
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 5
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 5
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 5
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 5
Alice's Army Foil Page 5
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 5
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 5
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 5
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 5
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 5
Alice's Army Guard 61
Alice's Army Halberder 61
Alice's Army Hammerman 28
Alice's Army Horseman 26
Alice's Army Lanceman 29
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 61
Alice's Army Martyr 10
Alice's Army Ninja 53
Alice's Army Nurse 65
Alice's Army Page 48
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 52
Alice's Army Sniper 13
Alice's Army Spearsman 60
Alice's Army Swordsman 65
Alice's Army Wallman 52
alien autoautopsy kit 19
alien drugs 2,083
alien force field disruptor bean 375
alien gemstone 7
alien hologram projector 14
alien protein powder 2
alien source code printout 154
alien source code printout (used) 2
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 289
all-purpose flower 2
almost-dead walkie-talkie 31
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 4
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 6
Ambitious Turkey 649
ammonite candy mold 3
ammonite fossil 27
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 8
amok putter 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 84
Amulet of Yendor 254
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 10
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 217
ancient hot dog wrapper 3
ancient ice cream scoop 60
ancient Magi-Wipes 8
ancient medicinal herbs 21
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 118
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 105
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 145
ancient stone fist 37
ancient stone head 20
ancient turtle shell helmet 5
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 14
anemone nematocyst 1,033
anemone sauce 839
Angelhair Culottes 3
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,381
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 53
angst burger 8
animal part cracker 6
Ankh of Badahnkadh 11
ankleweights 6
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 33
ant agonist 390
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 28
ant pick 17
ant pitchfork 8
ant rake 30
ant sickle 20
anti-anti-antidote 1,584
anticheese 343
antimatter wad 1
antique accordion 7
antique bottle of cough syrup 7
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 91
antique hand mirror 122
antique helmet 89
antique machete 87
antique packet of ketchup 1,309
antique record album 5
antique shield 101
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spear 83
antique spyglass 7
antique tacklebox 3
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 3
aquamariner's ring 3
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 4
Argarggagarg's fang 5
armgun 113
armored prawn 43
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 65
arrrgyle socks 13
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 159
artisanal limoncello 78
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 14
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 8
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 15
Artist's Spatula of Despair 14
Artist's Whisk of Misery 9
asbestos apron 18
asbestos crossbow 7
asbestos helmet turtle 4
asbestos ore 161
asbestos staff 4
asbestos sword 7
asbestos thermos 55
ASCII fu manchu 9
ASCII shirt 22
ash soda 75
Asleep in the Cemetery 6
asparagus knife 40
asparagus lo mein 9
asparagus stir-fry 3
assassin's cheese knife 11
asshat 5
astral mushroom 116
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Pop 3
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 248
Aura Libre 11
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 3
autocalliope 13
automatic catapult 2
auxiliary backbone 2
awful poetry journal 165
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 6
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 2
bätzle 23
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 42
baby oil shooter 4
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 2
backwoods screwdriver 304
BACON 110,488
baconstone 14
baconstone earring 3
baconstone pendant 7
baconstone ring 3
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 85
badge of authority 11
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 227
bag of bones 7
bag of Cheat-Os 14
bag of foreign bribes 29
bag of GORF 681
bag of GORP 223
bag of grain 4
bag of gross foreign snacks 319
bag of lard 5
bag of park garbage 58
bag of pygmy blood 162
bag of QWOP 264
bag of random words 5
bag of unfinished business 6
bag of W&Ws 197
baggie of powdered sugar 302
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 5
ball 268
ballast turtle 8
balloon helmet 5
balloon monkey 12
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 11
ballpark hot daub 14
ballroom blintz 82
baloney rotgut 6
balsa plank 23
bamboo bokuto 5
banana 129
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 4
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 152
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 28
bananarama bangle 4
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
Bangyomaman battle juice 27
banjo kazoo mount 265
banjo strings 3
baobab sap 2
bar skin 173
bar whip 3
barbed-wire fence 30
bargain flash powder 24
baritone accordion 10
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 2
bark rootbeer 35
barnacled barrel 173
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 4
barrel beryl 48
barrel beryl choker 2
barrel beryl nose ring 2
barrel beryl ring 2
barrel cracker 159
barrel gun 54
barrel pickle 149
barrel-aged martini 270
barrelhead 2
barrrnacle 81
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 5
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 5
bartender skull 2
bartender-in-the-box 4
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 2
Barulio's bottle 20
basaltamander buckler 2
basaltamander tongue 60
baseball 217
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 21
basic martini 4
basic meat helmet 4
basic meat kilt 5
basic meat pants 6
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 2
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 154
bat haggis 11
bat hat 2
bat whip 3
bat wing 227
bat wing kabob 8
bat wing stir-fry 54
bat-ass leather jacket 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 22
batblade 106
Batfellow comic 1
batgut 344
batskin belt 12
battered hubcap 4
battered old top-hat 1
battery-powered drill 6
Battlie Light Saver 197
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 84
beach ball marble 2
beach glass bead 32
beach glass necklace 4
bean burrito 308
beanbag chair 21
bear claw 48
beard incense 218
beastly paste 122
beaten-up Chucks 11
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 9
bed of coals 12
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 50
beer basted brat 14
beer bomb 536
beer bong 12
beer helmet 73
beer lens 45
beer-a-pult 3
beer-battered accordion 14
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 29
beertini 18
beery blood 535
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 21
begpwnia 27
beholed bedsheet 5
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 7
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 58
bejeweled pledge pin 90
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 27
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 104
Belt of Howling Anger 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 642
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
bent scrap metal 59
berries of suffering 22
berry-infused sake 5
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE pocket calendar 6
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 8
big bad voodoo mask 25
big bass drum 57
big boom 31
big bumboozer marble 3
big dribbly candle 2
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 8
big red clown nose 54
big rock 9
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 1,327
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 154
bindlestocking 2
bird rib 27
birdbone corset 443
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 11
Bit O' Quail Spleen 4
bit of clingfilm 11
bit-o-cactus 282
bite-me-red lipstick 139
bitter bowtie 2
bitter pill 6
BitterSweetTarts 957
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 127
black blade 19
Black Body™ spray 282
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 4
black candy heart 205
black catseye marble 2
black cloak 43
black cowboy hat 2
black eye shadow 12,304
black eyedrops 7
black facepaint 14
black forest cake 156
black forest ham 158
black friar's tonsure 101
black gold 2
black greaves 9
black helmet 4
Black Hole 4
black kettle drum 136
black label 164
black lotus 1
black magic powder 127
black mana 42
Black No. 2 284
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pension check 37
black pepper 86
black picnic basket 23
black pixel 621
black plastic oyster egg 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 16
black pudding 211
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 5
black snake skin 203
black snowcone 29
black spot 30
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 11
black tear 36
black-and-blue light 699
blackberry 589
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 12
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 31
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 138
blammer 2
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 3
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 16
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 6
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 30
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 10
blob of acid 78
blob of Alphredo™ 15
blob of wood glue 20
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
blood and blood 50
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 7
blood of the Wereseal 36
blood sausage 4
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 2
blood-red mushroom wine 236
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 42
bloodstain stick 166
bloody beer 13
bloody clown pants 79
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 17
Bloody Nora 2
blowdart 140
blue class ring 24
blue grass 1,329
blue mana 25
blue oyster badge 47
blue paisley oyster egg 3
blue pixel 202
blue pixel potion 20
blue plasma ball 670
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 12
blue raspberry troll doll 6
blue shell 7
blue snowcone 601
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 91
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 18
blundarrrbus 3
blunt cat claw 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 6
bobcat grenade 2
bodyslam 1
boilermaker 2
Boletus Broletus mushroom 232
bone abacus 79
bone aperitif 7
bone bandoneon 15
bone bons 4
bone chips 199
bone collar 5
bone flute 93
bone rattle 44
bone spurs 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 8
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
Bonerdagon necklace 9
Bonestabber 3
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 6
book of matches 189
Boosty Juice 1
boot knife 8
BOOterfinger 2
BOOtonniere 3
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 68
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 3
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 15
Boris's key lime pie 39
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 118
Boss Bat bling 15
Boss Bat britches 65
bottle of alcohol 137
bottle of Amontillado 251
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 14
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 47
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 805
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of cooking sherry 243
bottle of Definit 396
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 179
bottle of drinkin' gas 9
bottle of Evermore 61
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 402
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 2
bottle of fruity "wine" 7
bottle of gin 258
bottle of goofballs 93
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 51
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 112
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 148
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 109
bottle of lighter fluid 280
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 117
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 15
bottle of norwhiskey 104
bottle of novelty hot sauce 44
bottle of Old Pugilist 3
bottle of Ooze-O 119
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 40
bottle of Pinot Renoir 8
bottle of pirate juice 30
bottle of popskull 251
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of Red-Out 44
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 1,370
bottle of sake 9
bottle of sewage schnapps 254
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 336
bottle of ultravitamins 8
bottle of vodka 294
bottle of whiskey 313
bottle of wine 67
bottle opener belt buckle 34
bottled day 2
bottled inspiration 39
bottled swamp gas 16
bottoms of the barrel 2
boulder 25
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 2
bowl of cottage cheese 168
bowl of eyeballs 230
bowl of fishysoisse 7
bowl of Jeal-O 11,952
bowl of lucky charms 6
bowl of maggots 197
bowl of marinade 87
bowl of mummy guts 230
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 2
Bowl of Scorpions 60
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 3
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 3
bowler 2
bowling ball 146
box 310
box of Dweebs 259
box of Familiar Jacks 12
box of Gratitude chocolates 3
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 43
box of sunshine 7,950
box turtle 5
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxcar turtle 15
boxed champagne 89
boxed wine 282
boxing glove 19
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain preservation fluid 12
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 122
brains casserole 20
BRAINS shorts 6
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 2
Bram's choker 6
brand new key 1
brass abacus 395
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 7
brass gear 568
brass stinger 8
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 48
breadchucks 35
breaded beer 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 108
breakfast mess 609
breakfast miracle 2
breath mint 96
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 10
brick 108
brick of sand 12
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 2,601
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 2
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 553
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 3
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 4
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 3
BRICKO pearl 5
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 44
BRICKO stud 4
BRICKO sword 3
BRICKO trunk 3
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 137
brigand brittle 346
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 3
brine 38
briny vinegar 1
broberry brogurt 3
brocolate brogurt 1
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken beer bottle 2
broken BRICKO brick 33
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 8
broken high-temperature mining drill 78
broken skull 30
broken sword 44
broken warbear gyrocopter 3
bronze breastplate 9
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 2
bronzed locust 492
BROS Energy Drink 72
brown crock marble 2
brown felt tophat 180
brown paper bag mask 72
brown paper pants 76
brown pixel 4
brown sugar cane 187
browser cookie 17
Bruno's blessing of Mars 101
bubble bauble bow 5
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 113
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 7
bubblewrap ore 173
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 2
bubblin' chemistry solution 18
bubblin' crude 1,562
bubbling tempura batter 15
bubbly potion 224
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 56
bucket of honey 211
bucket of wine 44
buckler buckle 3
buffalo blade 3
buffed alien drugs 53
bug paste 14
bugbear beanie 106
bugbear bungguard 114
bugbear purification pill 81
Bugbearclaw Donut 2
bugged balaclava 34
bugged beanie 2
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 477
bullet-proof corduroys 312
bum cheek 64
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of square grapes 98
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 3
bungle in the jungle 40
bunny liver 43
buoybottoms 19
burnt flower 176
burnt snowpants 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 5
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 106
bus pass 57
butterfly knife 38
Buttery Knob 5
button rouge 26
buzzard feather 59
buzzing mushroom wine 268
Byte 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 24
C.H.U.M. chum 23
C.H.U.M. knife 7
C.H.U.M. lantern 7
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 9
cactus fruit 316
cactus monocle 5
caipifruta 2
Caipiranha 4
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 4
calle de miel 183
calle de miel with a fly in it 5
camouflage T-shirt 3
Camp Scout pup tent 311
can cannon 2
can of Adultwitch™ 2
can of Binarrrca 189
can of black paint 23
can of Brütalbräu 2
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 7
can of Drooling Monk 2
can of fake snow 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 4
can of maces 10
can of Red Minotaur 96
can of sardines 30
can of spinach 3
can of starch 5
can of sterno 26
can of Swiller 5
can of the cheapest beer 9
can of V-11 4
can-can-in-a-can 6
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 47
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 9
candied bolts 45
candied kobold 145
candied nuts 69
candied pecan 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 86
Candy Alexander 5
candy brain 3
candy cane 182
candy cane candygram 2
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 3
candy cigarette 1,646
candy dog collar 1
candy dress shoes 4
candy knife 13
candy mountain oyster 4
candy necktie 2
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 6
candy stick 1
candycaine powder 12
cane-mail pants 2
cane-mail shirt 3
cannonball charrrm 68
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 188
canteen of wine 4
cap gun 142
capacitor relay 5
capped blue lava bottle 1
capped green lava bottle 1
capped red lava bottle 1
captured boozles 3
carbon nanotube frame 5
carbonated soy milk 8
carbonated water lily 18
card sleeve 2
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard katana 53
cardboard ore 199
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 4
cardboard wakizashi 72
carob brownies 23
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 4
carob chunk noodles 8
carob chunks 40
Carpathian longsword 2
carrot cake 2
carrot claret 2
carrot nose 301
carrot-on-a-stick 2
carton of gaspers 6
carton of rotten eggs 207
carton of snake milk 210
cartoon heart 132
cashew 3
casino pass 16
cast 281
cat appendix 180
catfish whiskers 36
catgut 161
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 2
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial olive oil 1
Cement Mixer 2
cement sandals 2
censored can label 5
Centauri fish wine 2
centipede eggs 476
centurion helmet 84
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 3
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 1
Chakra Libre 3
chakra-mental wine 1
chamoisole 2
chaos butterfly 197
charged magnet 2
charisma potion 68
Charity's choker 4
charming flute 52
cheap Chinese beer 33
cheap cigar butt 30
cheap clip-on ninja tie 24
cheap plastic blowgun 13
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 741
cheap sunglasses 58
cheap wind-up clock 20
cheezburger 2
chef's hat 224
chef-in-the-box 2
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1,111
cherry bomb 1
cherry pie 147
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 102
chest barrel 3
Chester's Aquarius medallion 2
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 228
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chicle de salchicha 1
child-sized dracula cloak 2
Chinese curse words 12
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 7
chintzy noodle ring 12
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 11
chintzy turtle brooch 12
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 213
chiptune guitar 2
chisel 2
chitinous pod 2
chlorine crystal 10
chloroform rag 74
chlorophyll paste 12
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chopsticks 13
Chorale of Companionship 1
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chorizo taco 71
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chrome helmet turtle 4
chrome ore 145
chrome staff 7
chrome sword 15
Chroner 2,016
Chroner cross 36
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chunk of hot iron 37
chunk of rock salt 37
Churchill 3
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cigarette lighter 70
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
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circle drum 3
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classy monkey 2
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
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Cloaca Cola Polar 475
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clockwork bartender head 3
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 2
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clockwork chef-in-the-box 3
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clockwork maid 33
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clockwork spine 1
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clockwork trench coat 2
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cloudy potion 109
clove-flavored lip balm 298
clown hammer 247
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clown skin 177
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cluster of hops 78
clutch of dodecapede eggs 88
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coal dust 147
coal shovel 29
coal snakeskin 6
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 174
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cocktail onion 136
cocoa egg 905
cocoa eggshell fragment 234
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 2,686
cod cape 4
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 73
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 26
cog 481
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 11
cold clusterbomb 6
cold hi mein 115
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cold mashed potatoes 9
cold ninja mask 16
cold nuggets 74
Cold One 220
cold powder 41
cold seal sweat 16
cold wad 886
cold water bottle 78
cold-filtered water 61
collapsible baton 16
collection of tiny spooky objects 63
cologne of contempt 25
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 22
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 22
colored-light "necklace" 2
colorful toad 391
comb jelly 308
combat fan 15
Comet Pop 2
comfy coffin 9
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 486
communal gobstopper 53
communications windchimes 212
complex mushroom wine 683
complicated lock impression 4
compressed air canister 14
compression stocking 184
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated cordial of concentration 71
concentrated garbage juice 30
concentrated magicalness pill 48
concoction of clumsiness 17
confiscated cell phone 370
confiscated comic book 403
confiscated love note 347
confusing LED clock 502
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 36
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 88
Cookbook of the Damned 4
cookie cookie 3
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 3
cool iron ingot 3
cool mushroom 10
cool mushroom casserole 15
cool mushroom wine 5
cool spore pod 9
cool whip 91
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 63
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 142
corn holder 75
corncob pipe 6
cornucopia 117
cornuthaum 52
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 21
Corpse Island iced tea 36
corpse on the beach 51
corpsebite 9
corpsedriver 31
corpsetini 30
correction fluid 49
corroded breeches 1
corrupted data 168
corrupted marrow 135
Cosmic Calorie 480
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 49
costume sword 25
cottage 44
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 3
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 5
Covers-Your-Head 1
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crêepy mask 838
cracker 6
Cracklin' Oat Bran 26
cranberries 834
cranberry cordial 28
cranberry cylinder 1
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 135
crappy waiter disguise 126
crayon shavings 10
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy hobo notebook 160
crazy little Turkish delight 21
Crazymaker 101
cream of pointy mushroom soup 9
cream pie 12
cream stout 213
creamsicle 298
creepy doll head 10
creepy ginger ale 116
creepy nursery rhyme 18
creepy voice box 7
creepy voodoo doll 19
crident 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo candied pecan 889
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 22
Crimbo Credit 95
Crimbo fudge 920
Crimbo peppermint bark 916
Crimbo pie 15
Crimbo salad 26
Crimbojito 4
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 43
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 37
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 38
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 19
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 36
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 16
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 44
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 13
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 44
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 4
Crimbuck 108
crimsilion jub-jub bird 3
croquet hedgehog 4
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 11
crowbarrr 12
Crown of the Goblin King 23
crown-shaped beanie 4
crude crudités 2
crude voodoo doll 121
crudles 2
cruelty-free wine 81
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 20
crystal decanter 4
crystal skeleton vodka 27
crystal skull 543
crystalline seal eye 2
CSA all-purpose soap 7,604
CSA bravery badge 304
CSA cheerfulness ration 172
CSA discount card 274
CSA fire-starting kit 192
CSA obedience grenade 653
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 389
cube of billiard chalk 28
cube of ectoplasm 25
cubic zirconia 130
cuckoo clock 1
cup of hickory chicory 3
cup of infinite pencils 24
cup of primitive beer 33
cupcake-in-a-cup 15
cuppa Activi tea 18
cuppa Alacri tea 34
cuppa Boo tea 28
cuppa Chari tea 33
cuppa Craft tea 32
cuppa Cruel tea 29
cuppa Dexteri tea 38
cuppa Feroci tea 29
cuppa Flamibili tea 25
cuppa Flexibili tea 30
cuppa Frost tea 35
cuppa Gill tea 38
cuppa Impregnabili tea 24
cuppa Improprie tea 28
cuppa Insani tea 46
cuppa Irritabili tea 29
cuppa Loyal tea 22
cuppa Mana tea 49
cuppa Mediocri tea 21
cuppa Monstrosi tea 46
cuppa Morbidi tea 43
cuppa Nas tea 26
cuppa Net tea 28
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 43
cuppa Obscuri tea 14
cuppa Physicali tea 34
cuppa Proprie tea 27
cuppa Royal tea 93
cuppa Serendipi tea 30
cuppa Sobrie tea 33
cuppa Toast tea 29
cuppa Twen tea 31
cuppa Uncertain tea 46
cuppa Vitali tea 40
cuppa Voraci tea 32
cuppa Wit tea 21
cuppa Yet tea 35
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 31
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 5
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed breeches 2
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
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cursed piece of thirteen 2
Cursed Punch 4
cursed voodoo skull 2
custard pie 66
cute bow from beyond the stars 5
cute mushroom 69
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cyclops eyedrops 26
cylindrical mold 229
cymbal syrup 281
D roll 22,348
d10 116
d12 1,626
d20 68
d4 154
d6 158
d8 289
Daffy Taffy 41
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 4
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 8
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 10
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 7
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 9
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 13
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 2
daisy 2
Daisy's unclean bloomers 5
damp bar rag 7
damp old wallet 1
dance card 120
dancing fan 32
dangerous jerkcicle 35
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 7
Dark & Starry 2
dark baconstone ring 3
dark hamethyst ring 4
dark porquoise ring 3
dark potion 195
das boot 1
daub-breaker 10
day-old beer 12
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's memento 2
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 108
dead meat bun 24
deadly lampshade 7
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 19
decanter of fine Scotch 6
decaying goldfish liver 8
decaying wooden oar 3
decent brain 238
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 25
decorative fountain 70
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 55
deep six-shooter 23
defective skull 261
dehydrated caviar 318
delicious candy 29
delicious noodles 30
delicious salad 108
delicious shimmering moth 3
delicious spicy noodles 4
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delicious swamp muck 85
deluxe layer cake 12
demon buckler 3
demon skin 164
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 3
demonic cow's blood 12
demonic paste 14
demonic surgical gloves 6
demonskin jacket 3
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 11
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 145
dense meat stack 51,165
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 40
dented spoon 101
deodorant 26
depantsing bomb 72
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 135
designer handbag 28
desktop zen garden 1
detective roscoe 1
detective skull 2
dethklok 10
devil hair pasta 8
devil's-food cake 1
devil-summoning hat 2
deviled egg 3
devilish folio 271
dew yoana lei 7
dew yoana salacious lei 8
diamond necklace 6
diamond-studded cane 109
diamond-studded fronts 5
diamondback skin 4
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
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didgeridooka 241
digital key lime pie 68
dilapidated wizard hat 7
dill 199
diluted makeup 1,084
dingy planks 18
dinner roll 17
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dire fudgesicle 194
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 79
dirty martini 1
dirty rigging rope 49
disassembled clover 5,674
disbelief suspenders 7
discarded swimming trunks 218
Disco 'Fro Pick 5
disco ball 148
Disco Banjo 2
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 1
disco horoscope (Aries) 2
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 3
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 2
disco horoscope (Pisces) 1
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 2
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 3
disco mask 150
discocktail 7
disease 217
disembodied brain 32
disembodied smile 11
dishrag 29
disintegrating barrel 1,628
disintegrating quill pen 456
disintegrating sheet music 21
disintegrating spiky collar 24
displaced fish 139
disposable instant camera 12
disposable lighter 39
distilled fortified wine 93
distressed denim pants 81
disturbing fanfic 143
Divine 68
divine blowout 256
divine can of silly string 318
divine champagne flute 206
divine champagne popper 232
divine cracker 220
divine noisemaker 322
diving muff 2
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 85
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 202
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 50
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 10
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 3
dog ointment 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 48
doll house 1
doll-eye amulet 2
dollop of barbecue sauce 119
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 3,020
dope gangsta bling-bling 10
dope wheels 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 12
double daisy 1
double entendre 3
double-barreled sling 36
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 2
Doublepunchplanter 5
doubt cannon 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 179
Drac & Tan 10
drafty drawers 2
draggin' ball hat 16
dragon snaps 97
dragonfish caviar 9
Dramatic™ range 3
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 12
dreadful roast 10
dreadlock whip 66
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 254
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 2
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 15
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 9
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 2
dream of a dog 2
dress pants 19
dried face 94
dried gelatinous cube 1
drinks tray 5
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
drive-by shooting 2
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 4
droll monocle 1,372
drone self-destruct chip 9
droopy doll eye 16
drop of water-37 157
droppable microphone 124
Drowsy Sword 92
drug cocktail sauce 2
drum machine 145
drum of pomade 7
drum of tommy ammo 115
Drunken Astrophysicist 5
Drunken Neurologist 2
Drunken Philosopher 4
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 2
Drunkula's wineglass 1
dry cleaning receipt 23
dry martini 3
dry noodles 4,416
dry vodka martini 90
drywall axe 11
dubious loincloth 5
ducha de oro 35
duck-on-a-string 4
duct tape 14
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 2
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 6
DUFRESNE Suds 1
dull fish scale 26
dumb mud 6
Dump Truck 7
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 22
dungeoneering kit 14
duonoculars 17
Duskwalker fangs 34
Duskwalker syringe 177
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 2
dusty barrel 564
dusty bottle of Marsala 128
dusty bottle of Merlot 159
dusty bottle of Muscat 151
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 131
dusty bottle of Port 127
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 144
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 2
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
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dusty left second rib 2
dusty left seventh rib 2
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
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dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 2
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 2
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
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dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 7
dwarvish magazine 5
dwarvish war helmet 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 10
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 23
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
eagle feather 82
eagle's milk 118
ear poison 832
Earring of Fire 5
Earth and Firewater 3
Earth, Wind and Firewater 2
easter egg balloon 12
Eau de Guaneau 27
eau de mort 3
Ecto-Cooler 5
ectoplasm au jus 94
ectoplasmic orbs 217
ectoplasmic paste 53
eel battery 22
eel sauce 3
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 2
eelskin shield 1
eerie fetish 2
Effermint™ tablets 131
effervescent potion 202
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 43
eggman noodles 2
eggnog 88
eighth plague 4
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
El Vibrato power sphere 17
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 17
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 16
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 5
El Vibrato restraints 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
eldritch distillate 2
eldritch dough 416
eldritch elixir 2
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 3
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 1
eldritch tincture 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 61
electric crutch 9
electric snakebite 68
electrical thingamabob 7
electrician's hardhat 1
electronic dulcimer pants 2
elegant nightstick 12
elemental caipiroska 1
elemental paste 18
elemental sugarcube 16
elephant stinger 56
eleven-foot pole 74
elevenderizing hammer 2
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 2
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 88
elf ploughshare 3
Elfin shortbread 4
Ellsbury's skull 4
Elmley shades 5
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 5
elven hardtack 542
elven magi-pack 12
elven medi-pack 1,321
elven moonshine 3
elven squeeze 404
elven suicide capsule 7
elven tambourine 3
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 4
Elvish sunglasses 1
embezzler's oil 22
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 34
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 193
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 48
En Una Fila Tequila 3
enchanted barbell 16
enchanted bean 407
enchanted bean burrito 329
enchanted eyepatch 18
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 11
enchanted handwarmer 6
enchanted leopard-print barbell 3
enchanted muesli 796
Enchanted Plunger 8
enchanted toothpick 18
enchantlers 3
encoder ring 241
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
energy drink IV 15
ennui-flavored potato chips 85
enormous belt buckle 160
enormous hoop earring 37
Ent cider 9
enticing mayolus 1
epic cluster 7
epic wad 3
equal sign 1
eraser nubbin 30
escargotsicle 7
especially salty dog 9
essential tofu 1
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 7
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 91
evil golden arches 7
evil googly eye 12
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 12
exclusive club 1
exotic jungle fruit 246
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 521
expensive camera 471
expensive champagne 1
experimental serum G-9 33
experimental serum P-00 391
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
exploding cigar 60
exploding gum 330
exploding hacky-sack 3
explosion-flavored chewing gum 258
extra-fancy ring setting 6
extra-flat panini 118
extra-greasy slider 8
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 4
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 34
extra-see-thru nightie 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 4
extra-spicy bloody mary 21
extra-strength red potion 63
extra-strength rubber bands 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 41
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 43
eXtreme meat crossbow 3
eXtreme meat staff 3
eXtreme meat sword 4
eXtreme mittens 170
eXtreme nose ring 6
eXtreme scarf 148
extremely confusing manual 436
extremely skinny jeans 2
extremely slippery nipple 2
extremely wet T-shirt 17
eye of newt 210
eye of the Tiger-lily 47
eye-pod 4
eyebrow lifter 1
eyedrops of newt 79
eyedrops of the ermine 37
eyedrops of the ocelot 152
eyepatch 63
f3d0r4 15
fabric hardener 184
fabric softener 193
facehugging alien 18
facsimile dictionary 4
faded green protest sign 6
faded red protest sign 6
fairy gravy boat 25
fake blood 43
fake cocktail 7
fake fake vomit 242
fake hand 84
fake washboard 4
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 3
false eyelashes 8
fancy bath salts 555
fancy beer bottle 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 25
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy dress ball 1
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 7
fancy opera glasses 65
fancy tin beer can 261
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 62
fat bottom quark 18
fat stacks of cash 96
fat wallet 2
Fauna Libre 4
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 118
fear condenser 1
feathered headdress 1
Feliz Navidad 2
felt 9
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 37
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 1
ferret bait 527
fertilized ghuol egg 14
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 22
fettucini épines Inconnu 12
fettucini Inconnu 15
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 3
fiery wing 144
figurine of a charred seal 13
figurine of a cold seal 25
figurine of a cute baby seal 24
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 33
figurine of a stinking seal 21
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 40
figurine of an armored seal 24
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 330
filigreed hamethyst earring 5
filigreed hamethyst necklace 3
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 8
filthy armor 18
filthy child leash 89
filthy corduroys 130
filthy hippy poncho 3
filthy knitted dread sack 86
filthy monkey head 3
filthy pestle 32
filthy poultice 1,164
fin-bit wax 5
fine aged cheddarwurst 111
fine wine 50
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finger cymbals 18
finger exerciser 77
fire 5
fire axe 1
fire flower 1
fire of unknown origin 79
fire poi 138
fireball 105
firebomb 2,202
fireclutch 147
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fireman's lunch 1
firemilk 226
fireproof megaphone 22
Firewater 11
First Post shirt - Cir Senam 1
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fishy fish casserole 238
fishy fish lasagna 97
fishy paste 28
fishy pipe 2
fishy wand 2
Fitspiration™ poster 92
Five Second Energy™ 9
fixed-gear bicycle 17
fizzing spore pod 44
fizzy potion 200
flamin' bindle 12
Flamin' Whatshisname 14
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flaming crutch 51
flaming feather 96
flaming glowsticks 6
Flaming Knob 8
Flaming Mohobo 17
flaming mushroom 9
flaming mushroom wine 4
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Flaming Sazerorc 7
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flaming talons 18
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 7
flapper floppers 2
flaregun 202
flashy pirate dreadlocks 2
flask flops 31
flask of Amontillado 4
flask of baconstone juice 28
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 16
flask of mining oil 3
flask of porquoise juice 12
flask of port 1
flask of rainwater 67
flask of tainted mining oil 263
Flaskfull of Hollow 1,229
flat cider 75
flat dough 26
flat mushroom wine 4
flavored foot massage oil 731
flavorless gruel 73
flayed mind 98
fleetwood chain 64
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 29
fleetwood macaroni 1
fleshy lump 2
flimsy clipboard 62
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floaty rock 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 23
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floral-print skirt 5
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flowing hippy skirt 19
fluid of fudge-finding 3
flute of flat champagne 324
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foam dart 773
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 3
foam pistol 96
foetid seal tear 31
Fog Murderer 4
folder (barbarian) 4
folder (blue) 750,012
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folder (cyan) 18
folder (D-Team) 21
folder (dancing dolphins) 2
folder (Ex-Files) 2
folder (green) 750,014
folder (heavy metal) 18
folder (holographic fractal) 2
folder (Jackass Plumber) 6
folder (Knight Writer) 3
folder (KOLHS) 2
folder (magenta) 7
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folder (skull and crossbones) 3
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folder (sports car) 24
folder (sportsballs) 29
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 2
folder (tranquil landscape) 2
folder (wizard) 11
folder (Yedi) 24
folder (yellow) 4
foolscap fool's cap 62
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foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
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forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
forest spirit rattle 1
forest tears 2
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 1
fortune cookie 149
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fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 5
fossilized spike 31
fossilized torso 42
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fossilized wyrm skull 6
fountain 'soda' 7
Frankly Mr. Shank 11
Frat Army FGF 99
frat brats 72
frayed rope belt 2
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 282
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 20
freezerburned ice cube 6
freezin' bindle 11
French bronilla brogurt 2
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 10
freshwater pearl necklace 59
fricasseed brains 181
Friendliness Beverage 14,218
friendly cheez blob 1
Friendly Turkey 2
frightful feather 48
frigid air mattress 8
frigid derringer 1
frigid fudgepuck 29
frigid hankyū 55
frigid mote 5
frigid ninja stars 737
Frigid Northern Beans 16
frilly shirt 5
frilly skirt 122
frog lip-print 214
Frogade 42
Fromage Pinotage 2
frontwinder skin 3
frost flower 20
Frost™ brand sword 3
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 4
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 8
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frown Exerciser 2
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frozen feather 87
frozen mushroom 35
frozen nunchaku 34
frozen shampoo-conditioner 397
frozen turtle shell 25
fruitcake 165
fruitfilm 3
fruity girl swill 14
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Fu Manchu Wax 24
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full meat tank 12
Fun-Guy spore 42
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 738
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furry halo 1
furry kilt 3
furry pants 5
furry skirt 1
fusilli marrownarrow 4
fusillocybin 1
future drug: Coolscaline 1,067
future drug: Muscularactum 1,298
future drug: Smartinex 1,026
fuzzbump 110
fuzzy busby 32
fuzzy dice 3
fuzzy earmuffs 34
fuzzy montera 26
Fuzzy Tentacle 70
ga-ga radio 4
Gaia beads 126
Galapagosian Cuisses 3
gallon of milk 5
Game Grid ticket 933
Game Grid token 182
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 407
gamer slurry 17
gamma nog 13
garbage juice slurpee 385
garbage sticker 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 2
garish pinky ring 55
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 3
gas balloon 879
gator skin 185
gatorskin umbrella 140
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 5,584
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 5
gazely stare 5
gazing shoes 4
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 2
Gearhead Goo 21
Genalen™ Bottle 330
Gene Tonic: Beast 12
Gene Tonic: Constellation 8
Gene Tonic: Construct 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 7
Gene Tonic: Fish 2
Gene Tonic: Goblin 3
Gene Tonic: Hippy 4
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 5
Gene Tonic: Orc 9
Gene Tonic: Penguin 4
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 3
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 8
Gene Tonic: Weird 5
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 17
generic healing potion 12
generic mana potion 5
Gets-You-Drunk 4
ghast iron cleaver 3
ghast iron codpiece 3
ghast iron Garibaldi 2
ghast iron heater shield 2
ghast iron ingot 4
ghost accordion 6
ghost beer 42
ghost bit 134
ghost cucumber 218
Ghost Dog Chow 1,960
ghost key 24
ghost of a necklace 92
ghost pencil 2
ghost pepper 13
ghost pickle on a stick 2
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 1
ghost shawl 1
ghost thread 2
ghost toga 9
ghostly body paint 46
ghostly dagger 95
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 312
ghuol egg 200
ghuol egg quiche 9
ghuol guolash 72
ghuol-ear kabob 3
giant artisanal rice peeler 68
giant breath mint 187
giant cactus quill 50
giant candy cane 7
giant cheesestick 3
giant clay ashtray 12
giant designer sunglasses 63
giant discarded bottlecap 39
giant discarded plastic fork 38
giant discarded torn-up glove 34
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 2
giant foam finger 15
giant giant moth dust 60
giant glass of brandy 1
giant grain of protein powder 10
giant green gummi ingot 16
giant gym membership card 45
giant heirloom grape tomato 230
giant jar of protein powder 147
giant motorcycle boots 31
giant moxie weed 32
giant neckbeard 121
giant needle 383
giant pearl 1
giant penguin keychain 59
giant pinky ring 133
giant red gummi bear 3
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giant safety pin 166
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giant spider leg 12
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 255
giant turkey leg 68
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gibson 176
gift card 65
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 8
gilded ancient cursed key 4
gilded BRICKO brick 3
gilded lily 1
gill rings 2
gilt perfume bottle 33
gimlet 83
gin and tonic 169
Gin Mint 7
gin-soaked blotter paper 40
ginger beer 1
ginger snaps 873
gingerbeard 1
gingerbread bugbear 157
gingerbread gavel 3
gingerbread hoodie 7
gingerbread horror 4
gingerbread mask 2
gingerbread mug 8
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingerbread restraining order 4
gingerbread robot 27
gingerbread smartphone 79
gingerbread wine 14
gingerservo 1
gingham blouse 23
ginormous pumpkin 2
Ginsu™ 1
giraffe-necked turtle 64
glacial clock 10
gladiator tunica 1,099
glark cable 108
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 6
glass eye 1
glass of baboon milk 138
glass of bourbon 12
glass of gnat milk 131
glass of goat's milk 232
glass of herbal tequila 2,623
glass of warm milk 111
glass of warm water 2
glass slipper 2
glistening fish meat 62
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 722
Glo-Pop 4
glob of cream cheese 6
glob of enchanted icing 1,254
glob of green slime 74
glob of melted wax 1
glob of spoiled mayo 154
globe of Deep Sauce 3
gloomy black mushroom 3
gloomy mushroom wine 3
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 238
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 5
glowing New Age crystal 23
glowing red eye 198
glowing spore pod 6
glowing syringe 26
gnashing teeth 2
gnat lasagna 99
gnatloaf 2
gnatloaf casserole 105
gnatwing 223
gnatwing earring 28
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide buckler 3
gnauga hide chaps 6
gnauga hide kilt 3
gnauga hide skirt 2
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 2
gnawed-up dog bone 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 43
gnoll lips 2
gnoll teeth 11
gnoll-tooth necklace 3
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish Crossdress 12
Gnollish flyswatter 35
Gnollish pie server 9
Gnollish plunger 29
Gnollish sangria 3
Gnollish slotted spoon 12
Gnollish toolbox 1
Gnomish sagngria 1
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
go-go potion 74
Go-Wassail 84
goat 1
goat beard 18
goat cheese 168
goat cheese pizza 1,449
goat cheese taco 3
goatskin umbrella 88
gob of wet hair 879
goblin autoblowgun 24
goblin bone hilt 2
goblin hunting spear 22
goblin paste 31
goblin water 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 28
gold crown 22
gold lamé pants 28
gold nuggets 3,195
gold star 38
gold tooth 663
gold toothbrush 287
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 50
gold wedding ring 90
golden gum 24
golden gun 8
Golden Mean 2
golden ring 6
golden tattoo gun 3
golden twig 1
good ash 4
good brain 99
good gravy 1
Goodfella contract 10
gooey lava globs 83
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 11
googly-ball hat 2
googly-heart hat 2
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 8
goth kid t-shirt 29
GOTO 1,694
goulauncher 2
gourmet gourami oil 39
government 2,584
government cheese 6,262
government-issue identification badge 6
government-issued night-vision goggles 718
gr8ps 718
grandfather watch 6
grape troll doll 3
grapefruit 123
grapes 48
grass blade 4
grass clippings 40
grass hat 4
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 3
Grasshopper 10
grassy cutlass 54
Grateful Undead T-shirt 17
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 12
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 12
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 4
grave robbing shovel 102
gravy boat 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
grease gun 3
grease trap 23
greasy paste 25
great big capacitor 29
great old fashioned 1
Great Older Fashioned 96
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 3
Greek fire 18
green balloon 1
green beer 30
green BRICKO brick 1
Green Burlap 6
green candy heart 444
green clay bead 115
green cloth cap 1
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 10
green eggnog 5
green face paint 1
Green Giant 2
green gummi ingot 110
green hamhock 2
green mana 28
Green Manalishi 124
Green Muslin 4
green peawee marble 232
green pill 4
green pixel 228
green pixel potion 32
green smoke bomb 216
green snowcone 678
Green Velvet 3
green-frosted astral cupcake 19
green-iced sweet roll 1
gremlin juice 295
gremlin mutagen 35
grey cube 4
grilled cheese sandwich 64
Grim Brothers' story book 3
grim fairy tale 468
Grimacite Bock 1
grimstone galoshes 2
grimstone mask 293
grimy lab coat 53
grinning turtle 2
grip key 3
grisly shell fragment 22
grisly shield 1
grizzled bearskin 3
grody jug 274
grog 512
grogpagne 230
grogtini 1
Groll doll 114
groose grease 586
groovy prism necklace 3
groping claw 6
grouchy restless spirit 20
grouper fangirl 2
groupie lipstick 10
groupie spangles 1
grue egg 90
grue egg omelette 2
grumpy old man charrrm 137
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 20
grungy flannel shirt 8
guancertina 3
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 59
guard turtle shell 25
guitar pick 177
gummi ammonite 2
gummi canary 2
gummi fang 2
gummi salamander 23
gummi sword 3
gummi turtle 129
Gummi-DNA 6
Gummi-Gnauga 4
gumshoes 3
gun cleaning kit 2
gun parts 113
gunky chicken 56
gunner's daughter 1
guts necklace 3
guy made of bee pollen 6
gym membership card 12
gym shorts 2
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 285
hacked gibson 5
haggis socks 239
haggis-infused soap 508
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 281
hair of the fish 3
hair oil 140
hair spray 1,323
Hairpiece On Fire 56
hairshirt 2
hairy staff 2
Half a Purse 3
half of a gold tooth 90
half-baked potion 316
half-digested coal 28
half-empty carton of milk 3
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 20
half-orchid 29
half-rotten brain 6
half-size scalpel 43
half-sized guitar 60
halfberd 4
halibut 1
ham steak 17
hamburger 71
hamethyst 14
hamethyst bracelet 2
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 3
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hamlet sandwich 3,363
hand grenegg 7
Hand in Glove 4
hand of cards 7
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 9
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
hand-carved staff 1
handful of barley 78
handful of confetti 91
handful of crafty noodles 11
handful of fire 30
handful of hand chalk 766
handful of honey 233
handful of moss 223
handful of napalm 1
handful of nuts and berries 167
handful of pine needles 230
handful of sand 2,097
handful of sawdust 278
handful of Smithereens 679
handful of stubble 26
handful of tips 55
handful of walnuts 488
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 3
handsomeness potion 77
handyman "hand soap" 9
happiness 28
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hard spore pod 10
hardened slime belt 1
hardware upgrade 4
hare brush 1
harem girl t-shirt 7
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 320
haunted bindle 2
haunted paddle-ball 20
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
hawk 2,612
hawkface potion 5
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 127
Haymaker 1
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 55
headhunter necktie 41
heart necklace 4
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 18
heart-shaped balloon 2
heat-resistant gloves 6
heat-resistant necktie 21
heat-resistant sheet metal 182
heavy crown 3,233
heavy D 287
heavy duty umbrella 1
heavy leather-bound tome 4
heavy metal sonata 9
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 7
heavy necklace chain 5
heavy-duty clipboard 25
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 163
Heimandatz's heart 2
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 9
Hell broth 15
hell in a bucket 1
Hell ramen 14
Hellfire Spicy Beans 27
hellion cube 321
hellseal claw 154
hellseal whisker 131
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 3
helmet recipe 3
helmet turtle 149
Helps-You-Sleep 1
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 11
hemp candy necklace 47
hemp net 387
hemp string 104
henna face paint 230
henna tattoo 2
hep waders 361
herb brownies 131
herbal stuffing 63
herbs 464
hermit factoid 22
hermit permit 25,995
Herring Daiquiri 4
Herring Wallbanger 46
herringcello 6
Herringtini 6
Hersey™ SMOOCH 49
hi-octane carrot juice 1
hideous egg 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 32
high-end ginger wine 2
high-energy mining laser 17
high-pressure seltzer bottle 4
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 4
high-temperature mining mask 21
Highest Bitter 1
hill of beans 159
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 3
hippopotamus pants 3
hippopotamus skirt 2
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 335
hippy bongo 44
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 187
hippy paste 12
hippy protest button 158
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo paste 76
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 9
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 3
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
Holiday Fun! 555
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 642
Hollandaise helmet 118
holo-bomber 3
holo-platoon 2
holy bomb, batman 2
home robotics kit 226
homemade robot gear 6
homeopathic mint tea 137
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 3
honey-dew 16
honey-dipped locust 19
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 9
horizontal tango 50
hors d'oeuvre tray 19
Hot 'n' Scarys 32
hot ashes 721
hot buttered roll 4
hot cluster 5
hot clusterbomb 6
hot coal 160
hot cross bow 2
hot date 300
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 2
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 114
hot katana blade 164
hot mint schnocolate 236
hot nuggets 723
hot pink lipstick 2
hot plate 101
hot powder 122
hot spore pod 5
hot stuffing 2
hot wad 746
hot wing 468
hotel minibar key 289
hothammer 3
hovering sombrero 14
How to Avoid Scams 37
How to Play Othello 65
huge bowl of candy 34
huge gold coin 13
huge mosquito proboscis 4
huge spoon 38
Humanitini 5
humble pie 3
Humpty Dumplings 2
Hundred Headed IPA 8
Hunger™ Sauce 3
hustler shades 150
hyperbolic plasma focuser 2
hypodermic needle 9
ice cream sandwich 5
ice harvest 3,754
ice hotel bell 67
Ice Island Long Tea 25
ice porter 374
ice rice 3
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice wine 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 4
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 6
Ice-Cold Beerring 3
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 7
ice-cold fotie 100
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 108
ice-cold six-pack 29
ice-cold Willer 339
Iceberglar scarf 32
iced plum wine 78
iced-out bling 6
icicle katana 12
icy hairspray 121
icy katana hilt 122
icy mushroom wine 5
icy-hot katana 5
iFlail 13
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 4
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 346
Iiti Kitty phone charm 129
illegal firecracker 63
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 2
imitation crab crate 17
imitation crab meat 36
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 2
imitation whetstone 3
imitation White Russian 551
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 101
Imp Ale 638
imp unity ring 101
improved martini 1
impure gasoline 4,006
incredible pizza 27
incredibly creepy marionette 1
indescribably horrible paste 6
industrial strength starch 137
infernal fife 68
infernal insoles 51
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 13
infrablack lipstick 7
ingot of seal-iron 1
ingot turtle 10
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 2
initiative shawarma 1
ink bladder 30
inkwell 740
inky squid sauce 34
insane tophat 4
insanely spicy bean burrito 497
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 489
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 497
insulated gold wire 2
insulting hat 2
interesting-looking twig 5
intimidating coiffure 2
intricate clockwork egg 53
intricate music box parts 3
invisibility cream 4
invisible bag 7
invisible potion 306
ion grid 4
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 2
irate sombrero 23
Irish Coffee, English Heart 5
Iron Beta of Industry 5
iron chain 1
iron helmet 2
iron pasta spoon 2
iron torso box 12
ironic battle spoon 17
ironic jogging shorts 13
ironic knit cap 1
ironic mint 6
ironic moustache 9
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated turtle 60
irritability potion 80
iShield 22
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 3
jabañero pepper 6
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 136
jack flapper 3
Jack-in-the-box 22
Jack-O-Lantern beer 40
Jackhammer 5
Jacob's rung 25
jagged scrap metal 15
jagged tooth 2
janglin' bones 209
jangly bracelet 10
jangly spurs 2
janitor sponge 10
janitor's mop 5
jar full of wind 82
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 59
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 10
jar of psychoses (Jick) 3
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 4
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 8
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 7
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 14
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 3
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 5
jar of squeeze 7
jar of swamp gas 80
jar of swamp honey 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 8
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 31
jaunty feather 68
java cookie 2
Jawmaster 2000™ 2
jazz soap 190
jazzy cigarette holder 57
Jefferson wings 33
jellyfish gel 3
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 10
jerky coins 87
jet bennie marble 5
jewelry-making pliers 2
jigsaw blade 24
jingling spore pod 49
jive turkey leg 6,172
Jocko Homo's head 6
Jokester makeup 12
Jolly Roger charrrm 2
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 30
joybuzzer 248
jug of "wine" 5
jug of baconstone juice 29
jug of booze 1
jug of hamethyst juice 3
jug of porquoise juice 19
jug-o-magicalness 52
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 13
jumbo olive 59
jumping bean burrito 339
jumping bean taco 2
jumping horseradish 41
jungle drum 38
jungle floor wax 431
Jungle Juice 9
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
juniper berries 5
junk food 4
junk trunks 1
junk yard 7
Junk-Bond 4
kamicorpse-ee 8
karma shawarma 37
Kashmir sweater 4
keel-haulin' knife 37
keg shield 22
Kentucky-fried meat staff 2
Kentucky-fried meat sword 2
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 588
Kevlar balloon 7
kick-ass kicks 22
kickback cookbook 1
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 3
killing jar 89
king cookie 3
Kiss the Knob apron 6
Kissin' Cousins 7
kite 4
kitty sheet music 1
kiwi 2,343
kiwi beak 1,801
kneecapping stick 27
knob bugle 71
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 25
Knob Goblin elite helm 88
Knob Goblin elite pants 121
Knob Goblin elite polearm 105
Knob Goblin elite shirt 58
Knob Goblin eyedrops 4
Knob Goblin firecracker 237
Knob Goblin harem pants 48
Knob Goblin harem veil 45
Knob Goblin learning pill 53
Knob Goblin love potion 49
Knob Goblin lunchbox 6
Knob Goblin melon baller 20
Knob Goblin Mutagen 111
Knob Goblin nasal spray 5
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Knob Goblin perfume 58
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 9
Knob Goblin scimitar 238
Knob Goblin seltzer 50
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 8
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Knob Goblin steroids 55
Knob Goblin superseltzer 142
Knob Goblin tongs 278
Knob Goblin Uberpants 3
Knob Goblin visor 25
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Knob lo mein 37
Knob mushroom 79
knob mushroom wine 4
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Knob shroomkabob 3
Knob stroganoff 5
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knobby kneepads 2
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Knoll mushroom 132
knoll mushroom wine 4
Knoll shroomkabob 8
Knoll stir-fry 2
kobold kibble 88
Kokomo Resort Chip 88
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 18
Kokomo Resort Pass 133
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 9
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
Kudzu salad 3
Kudzu slaw 7
kumquartz 36
kumquartz ring 4
kumquat 252
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 641
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 75
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 3
labrador cookie 1
ladle of mystery 1
large box 201
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
large tankard of ale 7
LARP membership card 1
laser-broiled pear 6
lava balaclava 3
lava-proof pants 10
lavalarva 4
Lavalos's shell 1
lavawater 97
lavender candy heart 714
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
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lavender striped oyster egg 1
law-abiding citizen cane 702
lawnmower blade 6
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 236
LCD game: Food Eater 225
LCD game: Garbage River 211
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lead umbrella 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 13
leaflet 1
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leather chaps 146
leather glove 39
leather mask 70
leathery bat skin 325
leathery cat skin 367
leathery rat skin 332
LED block 6
Lederhosen of the Night 4
leechknife 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 1
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 8
leftovers 64
leftovers of indeterminate origin 315
leftovers sandwich 1
legitimate business on the beach 6,108
lemon 998
lemon meringue pie 11
lemon popsicle 2
lemonade marble 2
Lemonade-235 151
lemonhead caviar 1
lemony scales 1
length of old fuse 11
length of string 10
Leonard's glasses 20
leotarrrd 17
leprechaun hatchling 1
lesser grodulated violet 79
Let Me Be! 11
letterman's jacket 10
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 17
lewd playing card 3
Li'l Businessman Kit 15
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li'l unicorn costume 24
Liam's mail 2
libation of liveliness 20
libertagliatelle 1
library card 9
licorice boa 2
lifeless meat doll 2
lihc eye 207
lihc eye pie 7
lihc face 91
limburger biker boots 7
lime 1,136
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 154
limepatch 1
limp broccoli 47
line 787
linguini immondizia bianco 1
linguini of the sea 2
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linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum ore 154
linoleum staff 3
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linoleum sword hilt 1
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lion oil 25
liquid bread 9
liquid ice pack 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 2,557
liquid smoke 370
literal grasshopper 1
little black book 49
little box of fireworks 1
Little Crimson Book 1
little firkin 1,357
little paper umbrella 2,729
little parachute guy 1
little red .epub file 2
little red book 2
little red jam 29
little round pebble 5
little wooden mannequin 1
live nautical mine 1
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 488
loaded serum blowgun 3
loadstone 88
loaf of alien bread 103
loaf of soda bread 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobster qua Grill 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 147
Locust 3
logging hatchet 3
logic synthesizer 5
lollipop cufflinks 2
Lollipop Drop 2
lollipop stick 1,010
LOLmec statuette 1
London frog 1
long pork 230
long pork casserole 152
long pork lasagna 4
long skinny balloon 204
long-forgotten necklace 5
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 26
loose blade 1
loose purse strings 4
loose teeth 619
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 21
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 5
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 91
los chinos 3
lost key 59
lotion of coldness 56
lotion of hotness 37
lotion of sleaziness 11
lotion of spookiness 90
lotion of stench 59
Louder Than Bomb 44
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 408
LOV Elephant 1
LOV Elixir #3 2
LOV Emotionizer 2
LOV Enamorang 24
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 1
love 1
love song of disturbing obsession 169
love song of icy revenge 197
love song of naughty innuendo 190
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love song of vague ambiguity 188
lovecat tail 2
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low-budget shield 51
lowercase N 63
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lucky bottlecap 20
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lucky cat's paw 44
lucky rabbit's foot 29
Lucky Surprise Egg 145
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 9
Lumineux Limnio 3
lump of black ichor 8
lump of Brituminous coal 1,931
lump of clay 29
lump of coal 2
lump of diamond 141
lump of goofball ore 6
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 2
lunar isotope 3,616
lupine appetite hormones 4
lupine sword 6
lychee chuhai 6
lynyrd musk 170
lynyrd skin 13
lynyrd skinner toothblack 62
lynyrd snare 97
lynyrdskin breeches 2
lynyrdskin cap 4
lynyrdskin tunic 2
M-242 206
macaroni duck 2
Mace of the Tortoise 2
machetito 5
mad scientist's sock monkey 3
Mad Train wine 197
madius 449
Mae West 32
Mae West with a fly in it 10
mafia aria 148
magic dragonfish fry 3
magic lamp 10
magic whistle 51
magical baguette 968
magical battery 11
magical ice cube with a fly in it 207
magical ice cubes 2,736
magical mystery juice 20
magical pony: Uniquity 7
magicalness-in-a-can 89
magicberry tablets 580
magilaser blastercannon 79
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
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magnifying glass 13
magnolia blossom 5
magnum of fancy champagne 4
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 1
maid head 2
maiden wig 23
makeshift cape 11
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 2
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 2
mama's squeezebox 2
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mandarina colada 20
mandarina colada with a fly in it 9
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mangled finger 40
mangled squirrel 1
manly bloomers 3
mannequin leg 1
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many-eyed glasses 5
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 11
margarita 403
mariachi G-string 104
mariachi hat 115
mariachi pants 6
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marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 28
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 5
Mark II Steam-Hat 4
Mark III Steam-Hat 3
Mark of the Bugbear 12
Mark of the Ghost 7
Mark of the Skeleton 10
Mark of the Vampire 9
Mark of the Werewolf 14
Mark of the Zombie 10
Mark V Steam-Hat 4
Marquis de Poivre soda 17
marshmallow 184
marshmallow flambé 1
Martialest Arts trophy 3
martini 490
Marvin's marvelous pill 77
marzipan skull 932
massive gemstone 13
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 3
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 4
mauve plastic oyster egg 2
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 3
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxing, Relaxing 8
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 30
mayfly bait necklace 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 48
Mayodiol 105
Mayoflex 62
Mayonex 174
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 2
Mayor Ghost's sash 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 2
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Mayozapine 105
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 257
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 15
meadeorite 12
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 7
meat engine 3
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 1
meat golem 3
Meat maid 8
Meat maid body 2
meat paste 11,000,622
meat shield 2
meat stack 50,346
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 5
meat vortex 33
Meat-inflating powder 244
meatcar model 8
Meatcleaver 1
meatloaf helmet 5
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 3
meaty helmet turtle 4
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 59
megacopia 1
megatofu 484
Meleegra™ pills 246
melon-infused sake 4
melted Jell-o shot 109
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Memories of Snake Oiling 1
memory of a C 9
memory of a G 17
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 18
memory of an A 15
menorette 3
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menudo 6
menudo ravioli 3
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Mer-kin breastplate 24
Mer-kin bunwig 9
Mer-kin cancerstick 16
Mer-kin cheatsheet 46
Mer-kin cooljuice 42
Mer-kin digpick 3
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 3
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 5
Mer-kin fastjuice 65
Mer-kin finpaddle 5
Mer-kin fitbrine 6
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Mer-kin gutgirdle 4
Mer-kin hallpass 11
Mer-kin healscroll 118
Mer-kin hidepaint 10
Mer-kin hookspear 24
Mer-kin killscroll 31
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Mer-kin lunchbox 2
Mer-kin mouthsoap 17
Mer-kin paste 18
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 44
Mer-kin pressureglobe 9
Mer-kin ragejuice 15
Mer-kin roundshield 20
Mer-kin saltmint 23
Mer-kin sawdust 7
Mer-kin smartjuice 39
Mer-kin sneakmask 19
Mer-kin stopwatch 5
Mer-kin strongjuice 10
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 20
Mer-kin thingpouch 56
Mer-kin weaksauce 11
Mer-kin wordquiz 10
Mer-kin worktea 3
mercenary headband 122
mercenary pistol 3
mercenary rifle 2
mesh cap 152
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 3
metal band T-shirt 3
metal mandible 6
metal meteoroid 5
metallic A 121
meteorb 1
meteoreo 11
meteorite guard 1
Meteorite-Ade 14
metrognome 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 32
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 365
Microplushie: Bropane 184
Microplushie: Dorkonide 64
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 95
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 40
Microplushie: Gothochondria 144
Microplushie: Hippylase 194
Microplushie: Hipsterine 33
Microplushie: Hobomosome 120
Microplushie: Otakulone 256
Microplushie: Raverdrine 147
Microplushie: Sororitrate 172
mid-level medieval mead 2
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 56
milk of magnesium 36
Milk Studs 333
milky potion 241
mime soul fragment 40
mimosette 183
mince pie 1
mind flayer corpse 60
mineapple 112
miner's helmet 58
miner's pants 59
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-martini 12
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature boiler 16
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 4
miniature dormouse 2
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature life preserver 7
miniature power pill 1
miniature pruning shears 13
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
minin' dynamite 9,311
miniscule beatbox 2
Mint Yulep 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 4
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 5
missing wine 3
Misty Cape 32
Misty Cloak 35
Misty Robe 36
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 10
mixed wildflower greens 493
Mob Penguin cellular phone 3
mocking turtle 141
modern picture frame 3
Mohawk wig 124
Mohobo 4
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moist sailor's cap 5
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mole molé 16
mole skin notebook 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 486
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molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 20
Mon Tiki 70
monkey wrench 50
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 2,617
monster bait 1
monster pants 9
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 275
moomy dust 29
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 81
Moonds 2
moonglasses 3
Moonshine Mohobo 3
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 27
moose chocolate 78
moose thought 73
More Humanitini than Humanitini 3
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Morlock's Mark Bourbon 3
morning dew 1
Mornington crescent roll 120
Mortimer's nostrum 18
Morto Moreto 4
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 151
mother's little helper 1,012
mouldering barrel 1,429
mountain lion skin 9
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 185
mouse skull 75
moustache sock 2
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 463
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Burnsger 1
Mr. Haggis 144
Mr. Joe's bangles 15
Mr. Mediocrebar 35
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 23
muculent machete 3
muddy pirate hat 3
muddy skirt 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 5
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 3
Mudflap-Girl Ring 4
mugcake 23
mulled berry wine 4
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 2
mummy costume 5
mummy mask 6
mummy wrapping 1,017
munchies pill 96
murderbot live wire 1
murderbot mask 1
murderbot spring injector 1
murderbot whip 1
Murderer's Punch 8
murky potion 192
Muschat 16
muscle oil 29
mushroom fermenting solution 1,163
mushroom pizza 4
musk turtle 42
musty moccasins 2
Mylar balloon 7
mylar scout drone 1
mysterious chemical residue 31
Mysterious Island iced tea 2
mysterious present 20
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
N. O. Beer 1
nachos of the night 3
nail file 46
nailswurst 7
nanite-infested eggnog 2
nanofiber cloth 5
nanorhino credit card 2
Nardz energy beverage 2
nasty gum 1
nasty rat mask 3
nasty snuff 233
nasty-smelling moss 3
nastygeist 5,117
natto marble soda 95
natto pocky 31
natto-infused sake 14
natty blue ascot 13
natural fennel soda 241
ND 4
necklace chain 16
Necrotelicomnicon 9
necrotizing body spray 57
neoprene skullcap 5
Neuromancer 72
neurostim pill 133
neutron lollipop 2
New Age healing crystal 2,847
New Age hurting crystal 24
New Zealand iced tea 15,443
Newark 1
Newbiesport™ tent 22
Newman's Own Trousers 2
NG 28
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 76
nicksilver ring 1
nicksilver spurs 2
night-vision goggles 2
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ninja carabiner 34
ninja crampons 32
ninja eyeblack 28
ninja fear powder 32
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ninja mop 20
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
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ninjammies 14
noir fedora 2
non-aged vinegar 2,500
non-Euclidean non-accordion 11
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 540
Northern pemmican 2
norwhal helmet 2
Nose Ring of Putrescence 4
nosy nose ringy ring 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 61
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 63
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 53
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 18
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 14
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 14
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 1
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novelty tattoo sleeves 5
Now and Earlier 8
NPZR chemistry set 3
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nuclear stockpile 3
nugget of Crimbonium 690
nugget of nicksilver 8
nugget of quicksilver 6
nugget of sicksilver 1
nugget of slicksilver 3
nugget of sodium 14
nugget of thicksilver 2
nugget of ticksilver 3
nugget of wicksilver 1
numberwang 2
nurse's hat 4
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nutty organic salad 2
O'RLY manual 60
ocarina of space 53
occult jelly donut 2
ocean motion 766
octolus oculus 13
octolus-skin cloak 1
octopus's spade 4
odd silver coin 5
off-white paisley oyster egg 30
off-white plastic oyster egg 6
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offensive moustache 2
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Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 80
Oh, the Humanitini 4
oil cap 13
oil lamp 6
oil of expertise 24
oil of oiliness 530
Oil of Parrrlay 166
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oil of stability 181
oil pan 3
oil shell 24
oil slacks 8
oil-filled donut 7
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 2
oily paste 46
ointment of the occult 458
Okee-Dokee soda 17
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 3
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 9
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 2
old ball and chain 2
old bronzer 89
old candy wrapper 40
old chum 43
old coin purse 12
old dry bone 5
old eyebrow pencil 108
old leather wallet 20
old love note 90
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 134
old school beer pull tab 37
old school calculator watch 261
old sweatpants 113
old-fashioned 21
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 616
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 1
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 285
one glove 60
one pill 151
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-winged stab bat 2
oozenog 2
open sauce 180
opera mask 7
opium grenade 16
orange 122
orange and black Crimboween candy 2
orange candy heart 717
orange leather lanyard 8
orange peel hat 26
orange popsicle 3
orange snowcone 653
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 35
Orangemageddon wine cooler 106
orc paste 5
orc wrist 39
Orcish baseball cap 56
Orcish cargo shorts 62
Orcish frat-paddle 49
orcish hand lotion 357
Orcish meat locker 9
orcish nailing lube 145
orcish rubber 158
orcish stud-finder 43
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
origami pasties 1
original G 242
oriole-feather headdress 22
ornate ancient cursed chest 5
ornate ancient cursed key 6
ornate picture frame 17
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 17
Othello's dagger 136
Othello's handkerchief 11
Othello's military jacket 87
Otorian Battle Scar 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 3
out-of-tune biwa 16
Outer Wolf™ cologne 9
outlaw bandana 1,376
oven mitts 9
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 72
overloaded micro-reactor 1,316
overpowering mushroom wine 601
overpriced "imported" beer 32
oversized fish scaler 2
oversized pipe 676
oversized pizza cutter 126
oversized skullcap 55
oversized snowflake 12
ovoid leather thing 49
oyster basket 11
P.B.L.T. 710
pacification grenade 3
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 199
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
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pack of KWE trading card 11
pack of pogs 195
packet of beer nuts 9
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packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 5
packet of winter seeds 1
padded tortoise 27
PADL Phone 156
page of the Necrohobocon 157
pail 65
painful penne pasta 13
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 3
paint bomb 120
painted shield 2
painted turtle 30
painting of a glass of wine 87
pair of bolt cutters 4
pair of government shades 793
pair of pearidot earrings 5
pair of plants 3
pair of ragged claws 2
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palm frond 152
palm-frond capris 4
palm-frond cloak 5
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 3
palm-frond toupee 3
palm-frond whip 3
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 5
panhandle panhandling hat 29
pants kit 6
pants of the Slug Lord 2
panty raider camouflage 12
papaya 333
papaya sling 87
papaya slung 9
papaya taco 5
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 2
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
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papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papotion of papower 20
parasitic claw 4
parasitic headgnawer 6
parasitic strangleworm 4
parasitic tentacles 4
parisian cathouse 4
party hat 102
passable elf mask 5
pasta spoon 136
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat of butter 35
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 256
patchouli oil bomb 76
patent alacrity tonic 4
patent antipsychotics 3
patent avarice tonic 1
patent preventative tonic 3
patent sallowness tonic 3
peace accordion 9
peace-sign necklace 10
peach 4
peach lozenge 149
peach pie 3
peanut brittle shield 20
peanut sauce 1
pear 1
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pear supersucker 1
pear tart 2
pearidot 46
pearl diver's necklace 6
pearl diver's ring 3
pebblebräu 6
pec oil 128
pecan pie 2
Pecos Dave's sixgun 6
PEEZ dispenser 261
pencil kunai 30
pencil stub 59
Pendant of Fire 3
Pendant of Gargalesis 2
Pener's drumstick 1
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penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 4
penguin skin 43
penguin skin buckler 2
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penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 3
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 100
peppermint crook 4
peppermint parasol 3
peppermint patty 1
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 2
peppermint sprig 1
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peppermint tailings 338
perfect cosmopolitan 1,028
perfect dark and stormy 1,041
perfect ice cube 673
perfect mimosa 1,038
perfect negroni 1,218
perfect old-fashioned 1,291
perfect paloma 1,016
perforated battle paddle 124
perfume of prejudice 63
perfume-soaked bandana 61
perl necklace 7
perpendicular guano 38
perpendicular hula 36
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 3
personal massager 101
personalized birthday cake 4
personalized coffee mug 773
pestoblade 3
pestopiary 122
pet anemone 5
pet rock 3
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 254
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 246
petit 4.1 33
petit fortran 10
petrified noodles 4
petrified wood 5
pewter claymore 13
ph balancer 1
phat turquoise bead 70
phat turquoise bracelet 3
phial of coldness 1
phial of hotness 1
phial of sleaziness 1
phial of spookiness 1
phial of stench 1
Phil Collins 1
philosopher's scone 114
philter of phorce 469
phish stick 9
Phlegethon 2
phonics down 20
photoprotoneutron torpedo 525
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Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 81
pickelhaube 34
pickle-flavored chewing gum 168
pickled egg 2
pickled grasshopper 30
pickpocket protector 50
picky tweezers 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
pie man was not meant to eat 143
piece of after eight 2
piece of wedding cake 62
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 3
pig-iron helm 3
pig-iron shinguards 3
pigeon egg 120
piggy tattoo 14
pile of candy 126
pile of dirt 37
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pile of dusty animal bones 198
pile of gold coins 1
pile of jumping beans 160
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pine cone necklace 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 66
pink candy heart 714
pink clay bead 206
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 2
pink pony 903
pink slime 171
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 26
pint of sweat 6
pipe wrench 4
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 2
pirate cream pie 86
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 22
pirate pelvis 8
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 8
piscatini 1
pitchfork 86
pitted sheet metal 1,432
pixel beer 5
pixel cross 8
pixel daiquiri 6
pixel holy water 10
pixel lemon 1
pixel orb 3
pixel pants 1
pixel power cell 72
pixel sword 3
pixellated candy heart 12
pixellated moneybag 7
pixie axie 1
Plague of Locusts 9
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
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recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
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Ring of Fire 3
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robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 5
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 2
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rock 8
Rock and Roll Legend 2
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roll in the hay 261
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Roman sadnals 516
Rompedores de Fantasmas 59
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Russian Ice 25
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Salsa de las Epocas 37
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sandpaper 10
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Saturday Night Special 41
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Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 5
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scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 1,499
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scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 1,480
screwdiver 10
screwdriver 398
screwing pooch 51
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 28
scroll of drastic healing 924
scroll of pasta summoning 60
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 9
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scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 3,468
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Scuba Snack 4
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 7
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shirt kit 2
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 2
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shot of blackberry schnapps 4
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shot of granola liqueur 82
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Shot of Kardashian Gin 8
shot of mescal 2,233
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shuddering cow skull 1
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Siberian sunrise 1
sicksilver ring 1
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silent pea shooter 2,710
Silver Bullet beer 7
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Sizzling Sinner 5
sk8board 107
skate blade 11
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skeleton bone 11,462
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skull of the Bonerdagon 12
Skullery Maid's Knee 67
Skully's hot chocolate 3
slab of sponge 6
slap and slap again 15
slap and tickle 314
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sleaze wad 498
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Sneaky Pete's breath spray 3
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Source essence 13,242
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Source terminal ASHRAM chip 1
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Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
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Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 1
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Special™ Sauce 1
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spectral pickle 1,852
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Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 2
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spices 1,058
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spider web 1,186
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