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Display Case for Artie Effham (#976900)
This player is ranked #164 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,271,395 items.
This player is ranked #86 for Most Unique Items with a total of 5,908 items.

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Artie Effham (#976900)
This player has 5,908 unique items and 1,271,395 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2,962
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 38
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 15
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 247
2-ball 42
25-meat staff 151
3-ball 42
30669 scroll 304
33398 scroll 443
334 scroll 126
37x37x37 puzzle cube 20
4-ball 36
4-d camera 145
4-dimensional guitar 198
4:20 bomb 10
5-Alarm Saucepan 17
5-ball 43
5-hour acrimony 335
6-ball 34
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 62
7-ball 55
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 166
7-inch discus 13
8-ball 218
8-bit banana 15
9-ball 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 19
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 4
a butt tuba 51
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 2
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 27
A muse-bouche 60
A. W. O. L. commendation 17
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 12
abominable snowcone 42
Abyssal ember 9
accidental cider 211
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 5
accordion file 3
Accordion of Jordion 47
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 102
acoustic guitarrr 70
actual reality goggles 122
adder 60
adder bladder 171
adhesive tape dolly 2
adorable seal larva 20
adventurer clone egg 2
aerated diving helmet 37
affordable teak perch 2
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 2
agua de vida 4
airblaster gun 165
airplane charter: Conspiracy Island 3
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 2
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 4
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 15
Alewife™ Ale 10
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army booster box 2
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien source code printout 2
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 762
all-purpose flower 15
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 115
alphabet gum 2
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 3
amber aviator shades 23
ammonite candy mold 10
ammonite fossil 93
amphibious tophat 4
amulet of extreme plot significance 281
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient calendar 2
ancient calendar fragment 25
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 52
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 272
ancient Magi-Wipes 70
ancient poisoned dart 102
ancient protein powder 353
Ancient Saucehelm 7
ancient spice 63
ancient stone fist 475
ancient stone head 253
ancient turtle shell 21
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 24
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 240
anemone nematocyst 107
anemone sauce 15
angel-food cake 18
Angelhair Culottes 18
Angry Farmer candy 35
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
angry inch 33
angst burger 286
Ankh of Badahnkadh 16
anniversary balloon 15
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 2
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 59
ant agonist 111
ant antidepressant 95
ant hoe 5
ant pick 17
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 84
ant sickle 21
anti-anti-antidote 70
anticheese 38
antimatter wad 59
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 10
antique accordion 15
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 10
antique greaves 25
antique hand mirror 101
antique helmet 28
antique machete 4
antique packet of ketchup 6
antique painting of a landscape 13
antique pair of blue jeans 15
antique record album 129
antique shield 20
antique souvenir drawing 22
antique spear 25
antique spyglass 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 23
archaeologing shovel 10
Argarggagarg's fang 21
arm buzzer 2
armgun 540
around the world 15
arrow'd heart balloon 2
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 44
Arrrmetia trading card 21
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 7
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 15
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 15
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 15
Artist's Spatula of Despair 15
Artist's Whisk of Misery 15
asbestos apron 101
asbestos crossbow 111
asbestos crossbow string 30
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 15
asbestos ore 364
asbestos staff 14
asbestos stick 45
asbestos sword 32
asbestos sword hilt 60
ASCII fu manchu 15
ASCII shirt 229
Asleep in the Cemetery 27
asparagus knife 174
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 5
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 15
Atomic Pop 6
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 27
attorney's badge 55
augmented El Vibrato drone 15
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 5
autocalliope 3
automatic catapult 120
auxiliary backbone 13
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 60
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 3
baby killer bee 27
babycakes 15
backwoods screwdriver 44
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 32
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 40
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 3
bad-ass club 64
badass belt 217
badass pie 24
badge of authority 171
badger badge 31
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 23
bag of Cheat-Os 110
bag of GORF 1,262
bag of GORP 974
bag of lard 25
bag of many confections 239
bag of pygmy blood 10
bag of QWOP 328
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 50
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 5,082
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 13
balaclava baklava 6
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 2
balloon helmet 18
balloon monkey 29
balloon shield 17
balloon sword 210
ballpark hot daub 2
ballroom blintz 149
balsa plank 63
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 18
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 94
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 3
bananagate 177
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 19
baneful bandolier 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 45
banjo strings 38
baobab sap 10
bar skin 250
bar whip 82
barbed-wire fence 25
bargain flash powder 20
baritone accordion 7
bark beret 2
bark boxers 3
bark bracelet 3
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 26
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 80
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 428
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 32
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 518
bartender skull 15
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 60
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 33
Barulio's bottle 45
baseball 50
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 644
basic meat crossbow 501
basic meat fez 116
basic meat foon 16
basic meat helmet 316
basic meat kilt 366
basic meat pants 155
basic meat skirt 100
basic meat spork 67
basic meat staff 36
basic meat sword 216
bat guano 206
bat haggis 1
bat hat 36
bat whip 1
bat wing 264
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 19
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 124
batgut 524
bath ball gift set 3
battered Crimbo Crate 23
battered hubcap 27
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 13
bazooka cozy 2
bazookafish bubble gum 39
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 87
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 10
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful soup 21
beaver spear 19
bed of coals 173
beefy fish meat 98
beer basted brat 69
beer bomb 1,788
beer bong 122
beer cartilage 15
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 209
beer lens 41
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 10
beer-scented teddy bear 14
beer-soaked mop 1,015
beertini 49
beery blood 4
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 16
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 27
bejeweled accordion strap 51
bejeweled cufflinks 22
bejeweled pledge pin 225
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 90
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 19
Belt of Howling Anger 2
Belt of Loathing 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 116
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 77
berries of suffering 62
berry-infused sake 27
Better Than Cuddling Cake 115
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 15
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 5
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 2
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 35
big bad voodoo mask 32
big bass drum 68
big boom 5
big bumboozer marble 4
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 39
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 185
big rock 30
big slimy cyst 40
big stick 21
big stirring stick 15
bigger stick 166
bilge wine 354
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 275
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 37
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 7
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 21
bishop cookie 21
Bit O' Ectoplasm 18
bit of clingfilm 1,374
bit-o-cactus 283
bite-me-red lipstick 30
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 7
BitterSweetTarts 96
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 10
black & tan 28
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 15
black candy heart 1
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1,234
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 17
black facepaint 102
black forest cake 43
black forest ham 30
black greaves 88
black helmet 105
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 182
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 73
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pension check 93
black pepper 21
black picnic basket 62
black pixel 129
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black pudding 464
black sheepskin diploma 3
black shield 72
black snake skin 89
black snowcone 1
black spot 32
black striped oyster egg 6
black sword 78
black tear 15
black velvet box 15
black-and-blue light 3,042
blackberry 261
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 16
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 217
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 182
blammer 17
blank diary 4
blank fudge mold 13
blank prescription sheet 87
Blatantly Canadian 18
blended frozen swill 21
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed capsule toy 3,001
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 48
Bling of the New Wave 21
Blizzards I Have Died In 42
blob of acid 300
blob of Alphredo™ 30
blob of wood glue 60
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 1
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 16
blood of the Wereseal 17
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 15
bloody beer 54
bloody clown pants 179
bloody mary 1,263
blue canary nightlight 2
blue class ring 166
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 16
blue pixel 73
blue pixel potion 15
blue plasma ball 53
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 16
blue polka-dot oyster egg 16
blue potion 243
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 52
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue suede shoes 16
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 8
blunt icepick 10
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 7
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 13
bone abacus 37
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 5
bone bandoneon 3
bone bons 6
bone chips 9,897
bone collar 1
bone crusher 2
bone flour 1
bone flute 273
bone meal 5
bone rattle 7
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 11
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
bonerang 2
Bonerdagon necklace 26
Bonestabber 2
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 4
booby trap 16
book of matches 111
boot knife 4
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booty chest charrrm 127
booty chest charrrm bracelet 30
booze-soaked cherry 9
boozebomb 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 7
Bordeaux Marteaux 6
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 162
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 2
Boris's key lime 61
Boris's key lime pie 76
Boris's ring 28
borrowed time 87
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 2
Boss Drops 15
bottle of alcohol 1,124
bottle of antifreeze 98
bottle of black cat tonic 16
bottle of Blank-Out 39
bottle of bubbles 174
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 51
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 1,544
bottle of gin 4
bottle of Goldschnöckered 2
bottle of goofballs 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 15
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of limeade 15
bottle of lovebug pheromones 1
bottle of melodramamine 175
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 16
bottle of moontan lotion 31
bottle of Mystic Shell 121
bottle of Old Pugilist 3
bottle of Ooze-O 83
bottle of peppermint schnapps 20
bottle of perfume 15
bottle of Pete's Sake 43
bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
bottle of pirate juice 20
bottle of popskull 53
bottle of Professor Beer 3
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 3
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 7
bottle of rum 3
bottle of sake 9
bottle of sewage schnapps 31
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 9
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 3
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle of wine 2
bottle opener belt buckle 128
bottlecap turtle 206
bottled inspiration 28
bottled swamp gas 233
boulder 132
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 41
bowl of cottage cheese 762
bowl of fishysoisse 30
bowl of lucky charms 10
bowl of rye sprouts 15
Bowl of Scorpions 15
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 49
box 108
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 56
box of Familiar Jacks 93
box of hammers 7
box of Pokëmann band-aids 71
box of sunshine 67
box turtle 181
box-in-the-box 66
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 4
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 16
boxed wine 19
boxing glove 71
boxing glove on a spring 16
boxing-glove-in-a-box 64
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 65
brains casserole 116
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 30
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 15
brass crank handle 7
brass dorsal fin 6
brass gear 6,643
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 16
breakfast mess 208
breakfast miracle 3
breath mint 2,093
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 5
brick 4
brick of sand 151
BRICKO airship 8
BRICKO bat 15
BRICKO brick 180,211
BRICKO bulwark 18
BRICKO cathedral 7
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 16
BRICKO eye brick 14,297
BRICKO gargantuchicken 2
BRICKO hat 22
BRICKO octopus 15
BRICKO ooze 25
BRICKO oyster 31
BRICKO pants 9
BRICKO pearl 16
BRICKO pyramid 10
BRICKO python 16
BRICKO reactor 51
BRICKO stud 300
BRICKO sword 4
BRICKO trunk 5
BRICKO turtle 17
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 7
briefcase 433
brigand brittle 587
Bright Water 6
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 7
brine 13
briny vinegar 66
brittle plastic handle 15
broken beer bottle 2
broken BRICKO brick 62
broken carburetor 6
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 11
broken El Vibrato drone 15
broken glass grenade 3
broken skull 236
broken sword 37
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 55
bronze handcuffs 3
bronzed locust 39
brown crock marble 58
brown felt tophat 3,101
brown pixel 1,020
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 138
bubble bauble bow 16
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 2
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 75
bubblewrap crossbow 37
bubblewrap ore 3,611
bubblewrap staff 16
bubblewrap sword 104
bubblin' crude 1,228
bubbling tempura batter 23
bubbly potion 43
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 571
bucket of wine 50
buckler buckle 32
buckyball 4
Buddy Bjorn 3
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 178
bugbear bungguard 107
bugbear detector 6
bugbear purification pill 76
Bugbearclaw Donut 15
bugged bön±Ã©t 40
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 41
Bulky Buddy Box 10
bull blubber 134
bullet-proof corduroys 321
bum cheek 95
bumblebee marble 17
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 56
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 13
buoybottoms 79
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 46
BURT 90
bus pass 286
butterfly knife 115
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 6
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 30
C.H.U.M. lantern 8
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 9
cactus fruit 153
cactus monocle 15
caipifruta 415
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 5
calle de miel 22
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout backpack 3
Camp Scout pup tent 337
can cannon 30
can of Binarrrca 79
can of black paint 15
can of Brütalbräu 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 20
can of depilatory cream 59
can of Drooling Monk 3
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 5
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 3
can of maces 136
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 56
can of sardines 288
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 44
can of starch 48
can of sterno 4
can of Swiller 83
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 2
Can-Can skirt 16
can-can-in-a-can 15
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 197
can-you-dig-it? 2
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 24
candied kobold 20
candied nuts 16
candied yam pinky ring 15
candied yams 331
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 2
candy cane 23
candy cane candygram 1
candy cornucopia 1
candy crayons 15
candy kneecapping stick 10
candy knife 6
candy knuckles 12
candy skeleton 253
candy stake 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 4
cane-mail shirt 2
cannonball charrrm 124
cannonball charrrm bracelet 54
canopic jar 547
canteen of wine 3
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 83
carbonated water lily 14,000
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 316
cardboard katana 15
cardboard ore 116
cardboard staff 16
cardboard sword 28
cardboard wakizashi 6
caret 195
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 8
carob chunk noodles 5
carob chunks 60
carrot cake 15
carrot claret 14
carrot juice 15
carrot nose 15
carton of rotten eggs 26
cartoon heart 1,055
casino pass 133
cast 353
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 150
catgut 229
catgut taco 1,475
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 51
catsup 1
caustic slime nodule 2
celestial au jus 1,179
celestial carrot juice 850
celestial olive oil 1,234
celestial squid ink 906
Cement Mixer 16
cement sandals 3
censored can label 15
centipede eggs 936
Cerebral Cloche 27
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 15
chain-mail monokini 201
chainsaw chain 1
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 131
chamoisole 2
chaos butterfly 100
chaos popcorn 489
charged magnet 101
Charity's choker 2
charming flute 111
charpuce jub-jub bird 9
charrrm bracelet 112
Chateau Mantegna room key 2
cheap Chinese beer 250
cheap cigar butt 19
cheap clip-on ninja tie 15
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 19
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap plastic kazoo 2
cheap studded belt 56
cheap toaster 2
cheap wind-up clock 1,015
cheezburger 14
chef skull 17
chef's hat 339
chef-in-the-box 115
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 10
Cherry Cloaca Cola 15
cherry pie 92
Chester's Aquarius medallion 2
Chester's bag of candy 3
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewing gum on a string 123
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 30
Chinese curse words 115
chintzy accordion pin 15
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 15
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 15
chintzy turtle brooch 3
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 370
chiptune guitar 2
chisel 244
chitinous pod 24
chlorine crystal 31
chloroform rag 386
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 24
chocolate cigar 27
chocolate disco ball 29
chocolate filthy lucre 4
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 5
chocolate pasta spoon 18
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate seal-clubbing club 3
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 4
chocolate turtle totem 3
chocolate-covered caviar 145
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 3
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 16
chopsticks 57
Chorale of Companionship 6
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chorizo brownies 7
chorizo taco 42
chrome crossbow 18
chrome crossbow string 25
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chrome meat stack 119
chrome ore 79
chrome staff 17
chrome stick 15
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chrome sword hilt 5
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 31
Cinco Mayo Lager 12
cinnamon troll doll 4
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 11
citrus-infused sake 16
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Clan looking glass 1
Clan shower 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 5
classy monkey 13
Claw of the Infernal Seal 18
clay peace-sign bead 140
Claybender glasses 1
Climate Colada 5
clingfilm cap 15
clingfilm slippers 16
clingfilm tangle 107
clingfilm trousers 21
Cloaca Cola Polar 113
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Cloaca-Cola 15
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Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 4
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 7
clockwork bartender head 15
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 15
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 15
clockwork chef-in-the-box 3
clockwork claws 16
clockwork clockwise dome 35
clockwork counterclockwise dome 15
clockwork crossbow 17
clockwork detective skull 16
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 15
clockwork handle 16
clockwork hat 15
clockwork key 90
clockwork maid 16
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clockwork rod 16
clockwork shank 28
clockwork sheet 30
clockwork sphere 24
clockwork spine 16
clockwork staff 15
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clockwork thingamajig 16
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 15
cloudy potion 57
clove-flavored lip balm 16
clown hammer 4
clown shoes 96
clown skin 366
clown whip 6
clown wig 39
clownskin belt 123
clownskin buckler 72
clownskin harness 28
club necklace 4
club of corruption 26
club of the five seasons 50
club sandwich 59
clumsiness bark 702
cluster of hops 3
clutch of dodecapede eggs 24
cob of corn 1,027
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 19
cocktail napkin 405
cocktail onion 8
cocoa egg 92
cocoa eggshell fragment 943
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 16
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffee pixie stick 139
coffin lid 40
cog 636
cog and sprocket assembly 6
Coily™ 9
Colander of Em-er'il 21
cold and sour sauce 30
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 39
cold mashed potatoes 317
cold ninja mask 41
cold nuggets 42
cold powder 2
cold seal sweat 1
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 46
cold-filtered water 64
collapsible baton 6
collection of tiny spooky objects 40
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 32
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 101
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 100
colorful toad 22
comb jelly 53
Comet Drop 15
Comet Pop 101
comfy coffin 25
comfy pillow 76
commemorative war stein 21
communications windchimes 1,175
complicated lock impression 1
compressed air canister 16
compression stocking 7
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 44
concoction of clumsiness 51
confusing LED clock 326
congratulatory cake 16
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 14
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 4
cool cat claw 114
cool cat elixir 19
cool jelly donut 8
cool mushroom 40
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 22
cool whip 199
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 96
copper ha'penny charrrm 145
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 36
cordial of concentration 801
corn holder 27
corncob pipe 16
corned-beef Reuben 258
cornuthaum 87
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 26
Corpse Island iced tea 120
corpse on the beach 119
corpsebite 16
corpsedriver 123
corpsetini 135
correction fluid 10
corroded breeches 2
corrosive cowl 2
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 15
corrupt club of corruption 15
corrupted data 4,170
corrupted stardust 2
Cosmic Calorie 120,765
cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 96
cottage 6
cotton candy bale 19
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 106
cotton candy cordial 21
cotton candy pillow 49
cotton candy pinch 1,230
cotton candy plug 60
cotton candy skoshe 20
cotton candy smidgen 23
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 2
cracker 36
cranberries 1,019
cranberry cordial 103
cranberry schnapps 3
crappy brain 18
crappy Mer-kin mask 2
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 2
crate of fish meat 2
crayon shavings 481
crazy little Turkish delight 226
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 54
cream pie 19
cream stout 603
creamsicle 527
creepy ginger ale 8
creepy voodoo doll 156
creepy-ass club 3
Crepes a la Lune 16
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 98
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 19
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 14
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 9
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 5
CRIMBCO lanyard 132
CRIMBCO mug 5
CRIMBCO scrip 305
CRIMBCO wine 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 12
CRIMBCOLOAF 20
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 2,177
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 31
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 2,037
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 2,066
Crimbo pie 6
Crimbo sapling 3
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 10
Crimbojito 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 12
Crimbuck 42
crimsilion jub-jub bird 17
croquet hedgehog 5
crossbow string 3,326
crotchety pants 3
crowbar 34
crowbarrr 81
Crown of the Goblin King 205
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 55
crude crudités 460
crude voodoo doll 12
cruelty-free wine 4
crumbling rat skull 12
crumpled felt fedora 2
crusty hula hoop 45
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal decanter 5
crystal skeleton vodka 6
crystal skull 11
crystalline seal eye 2
crystallized memory 5
CSA all-purpose soap 348
CSA bravery badge 360
CSA cheerfulness ration 111
CSA discount card 367
CSA fire-starting kit 192
CSA obedience grenade 383
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 382
cube of billiard chalk 1
cube of ectoplasm 50
cuckoo clock 1
cup of hickory chicory 32
cup of infinite pencils 51
cup of lukewarm tea 15
cup of primitive beer 23
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 98
curmudgel 234
cursed black pearl onion 7
cursed bottle of black-label rum 43
cursed bottle of rum 1,505
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 6
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 7
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 23
Cursed Punch 15
cursed scrunchie 3
cursed sea biscuit 531
cursed voodoo skull 10
cute bow from beyond the stars 2
cyber-mattock 29
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cyborg stompin' boot 5
cyclops eyedrops 40
cymbal syrup 5
d10 15
d12 15
d20 16
d4 117
d6 75
d8 14
Daffy Taffy 115
daisy 15
damp old wallet 10
dance card 148
dangerous jerkcicle 333
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 12
Dark & Starry 1
dark baconstone ring 15
dark potion 46
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das boot 20
daub-breaker 3
day-old beer 15
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
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deactivated nanobots 3
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dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 195
dead lights pie 31
dead meat bun 65
deadly lampshade 2
deadly nightshade 8
deanimated reanimator's coffin 2
death blossom 9
decanter of fine Scotch 3
decaying goldfish liver 193
decaying wooden oar 15
decaying wooden paddle 16
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decent brain 26
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 1
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decorative fountain 65
deep six-shooter 29
defective skull 2
dehydrated caviar 299
delectable catalyst 24
delectable fire ant 34
delicious comfit? 2
delicious noodles 4
delicious salad 4
delicious shimmering moth 424
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 80
delicious swamp muck 425
deluxe fax machine 9
demon buckler 16
demon skin 525
demon whip 61
demon-horned hat 2
demonic paste 1
demonic surgical gloves 15
demonskin jacket 77
demonskin trousers 17
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 71
dense meat stack 366
dense meat staff 121
dense meat sword 16
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 456
dented spoon 263
deodorant 72
depantsing bomb 294
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 2
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 3
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 2
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 18
desiccated apricot 299
designer handbag 15
desktop zen garden 4
detective skull 17
dethklok 5
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
deviled egg 148
devilish folio 15
dew yoana lei 5
dew yoana salacious lei 16
diabolical crossbow 2
diamond necklace 8
diamond-studded cane 195
diamond-studded fronts 47
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 4
didgeridooka 253
Diet Cloaca Cola 1,516
digital key lime 13
digital key lime pie 108
digital underground potion 17
dilapidated wizard hat 15
dill 169
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dinner roll 234
dire fudgesicle 527
dirty hobo gloves 195
disassembled clover 4,028
disbelief suspenders 15
Disco 'Fro Pick 23
disco ball 4,406
Disco Banjo 4
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 7
disco horoscope (Aries) 2
disco horoscope (Cancer) 7
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 4
disco horoscope (Gemini) 6
disco horoscope (Leo) 2
disco horoscope (Libra) 7
disco horoscope (Pisces) 2
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 7
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 6
disco horoscope (Taurus) 5
disco horoscope (Virgo) 2
disco mask 6,184
discocktail 8
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 4
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 305
disembodied brain 115
disembodied smile 16
dishrag 7
disintegrating quill pen 22
disintegrating sheet music 16
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 360
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 5
distressed denim pants 291
disturbing fanfic 40
Divine 2
divine blowout 83
divine can of silly string 189
divine champagne flute 1,808
divine champagne popper 19
divine cracker 172
divine noisemaker 198
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 17
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 15
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 19
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 16
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 16
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 17
doll house 1
dollar sign 5
dollar-sign bag 83
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 8
dolphin whistle 225
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 11
dope wheels 73
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 9
double daisy 2
double-barreled sling 86
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 15
Doublepunchplanter 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 86
Drac & Tan 1
drafty drawers 1
draggin' ball hat 154
dragon snaps 1,724
dragonfish caviar 16
Dramatic™ range 92
dread tarragon 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 4
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 298
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dreaming Jung man 1
dress pants 16
dried face 132
dried gelatinous cube 1
dripping meat crossbow 31
dripping meat staff 16
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 15
drone self-destruct chip 43
drop of water-37 222
Drowsy Sword 199
drum machine 127
drum of pomade 8
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry cleaning receipt 117
dry martini 1
dry noodles 4,189
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 208
dubious loincloth 1
dubious peppermint 31
ducha de oro 3
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 2
duct tape buckler 33
duct tape dockers 205
duct tape fedora 38
duct tape shirt 6
duct tape sword 45
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 3
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 100
dull fish scale 461
Dump Truck 2
dungeon dragon chest 15
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 17
dungeoneering kit 77
Duskwalker fangs 2
Duskwalker syringe 16
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 16
dusty bottle of Marsala 403
dusty bottle of Merlot 323
dusty bottle of Muscat 332
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 439
dusty bottle of Port 340
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 434
dusty Crimbo crate 37
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 41
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
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dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
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dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 41
dusty first cervical vertebra 151
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 161
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
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dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 201
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 215
dusty left clavicle 106
dusty left eighth rib 151
dusty left eleventh rib 221
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 74
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 321
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 201
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 183
dusty left sixth rib 2
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 198
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 205
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 143
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 201
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 246
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 198
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 501
dusty right fourth front claw 282
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 201
dusty right humerus 151
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 190
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 197
dusty right second rib 298
dusty right seventh rib 300
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 166
dusty right third front claw 305
dusty right third rear claw 214
dusty right third rib 561
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 251
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 151
dusty second thoracic vertebra 148
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 169
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 2
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 114
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 71
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 204
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 200
dusty third thoracic vertebra 301
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 31
dwarvish magazine 258
dwarvish war helmet 7
dwarvish war kilt 7
dwarvish war mattock 7
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 238
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 9
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 809
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 4
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 32
Eau de Guaneau 40
eau de mort 1
Ecto-Cooler 19
ectoplasm au jus 1
ectoplasmic paste 1
Ed the Undying exhibit crate 1
eel battery 15
eel sauce 30
eel skin 16
eelskin hat 15
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 15
eerie fetish 2
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 2
effervescent potion 41
effluvious emerald 112
eggbeater 9
eggman noodles 26
eggnog 31
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
El Vibrato drone 28
El Vibrato energy spear 17
El Vibrato helmet 15
El Vibrato leg guards 15
El Vibrato Megadrone 15
El Vibrato power sphere 331
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 15
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 49
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 170
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 48
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 100
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 35
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 45
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 30
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 875
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 15
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 366
El Vibrato translator 15
El Vibrato trapezoid 28
Elder Turtle Shell 19
elderly jawbreaker 23
eldritch dough 95
electric crutch 23
electrical thingamabob 43
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 1
elephant stinger 269
eleven-foot pole 15
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 28
Elfin shortbread 7
Ellsbury's journal 2
Ellsbury's journal (used) 2
Ellsbury's skull 6
Elmley shades 267
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 78
elven hardtack 96
elven magi-pack 9
elven medi-pack 15
elven moonshine 3
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 98
elven suicide capsule 104
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 33
Elvish sunglasses 1
embezzler's oil 15
empty agua de vida bottle 3,562
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 203
empty meat tank 57
empty Rain-Doh can 1
En Una Fila Tequila 5
enchanted barbell 341
enchanted bean 13
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 16
enchanted eyepatch 5
enchanted fire extinguisher 2
Enchanted Flyswatter 16
enchanted handwarmer 29
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted muesli 151
Enchanted Plunger 15
enchanted toothpick 54
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 232
Engorged Sausages and You 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 3
enormous belt buckle 131
enormous hoop earring 76
Ent cider 30
epic wad 22
equal sign 12
eraser nubbin 100
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 17
essential soy 14
essential tofu 13
eternal car battery 1
Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 200
Every Day is Like This Sundae 3
evil golden arch 481
evil golden arches 12
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 4
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 9
exactly-three-shaped box 40
exotic jungle fruit 15
exotic orchid 22
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 10
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 2
exploding hacky-sack 119
explosion-flavored chewing gum 5
extra-fancy ring setting 55
extra-greasy slider 140
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 28
extra-large palm-frond toupee 320
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 47
extra-see-thru nightie 2
Extra-slimy Slimosa 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength red potion 54
extra-strength rubber bands 7
extra-strength strongness elixir 3
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 192
eXtreme meat crossbow 201
eXtreme meat staff 116
eXtreme meat sword 52
eXtreme mittens 28
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 24
extremely skinny jeans 3
eye 'n' horn shampoo 21
eye of newt 28
eye of the Tiger-lily 223
eye-pod 5
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 316
eyepatch 294
f3d0r4 214
facehugging alien 164
facsimile dictionary 41
fairy gravy boat 5
fairy-worn boots 5
fake blood 30
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 4
fake plastic grass 20
false eyelashes 134
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 116
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 38
fancy beef jerky 4
fancy beer bottle 1
fancy beer label 1
fancy black tie 3
fancy blue potion 188
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy canapés 30
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 26
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 24
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tin beer can 6
fancy tophat 2
fancy tuxedo pants 2
farfalle bow tie 15
fat bottom quark 111
fat loot token 97
fat stacks of cash 58
fat wallet 117
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 2,880
FDKOL fire hose 2
FDKOL hotcakes 75
FDKOL tattoo 2
felt 5
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 35
fermenting powder 24
ferret bait 792
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 11
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 2
festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 3,111
fettucini épines Inconnu 21
fettucini Inconnu 6
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 16
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 405
figurine of a charred seal 64
figurine of a cold seal 72
figurine of a cute baby seal 1,124
figurine of a shadowy seal 50
figurine of a sleek seal 46
figurine of a slippery seal 47
figurine of a stinking seal 43
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1,056
figurine of an ancient seal 183
figurine of an armored seal 1,099
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 188
filigreed hamethyst earring 15
filigreed hamethyst necklace 23
filigreed hamethyst ring 16
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy corduroys 120
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 77
filthy lucre 143
filthy pestle 35
filthy poultice 534
fin-bit wax 16
fine aged cheddarwurst 679
fine wine 5
finger cuffs 115
finger cymbals 193
finger exerciser 300
fire 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 2
fire poi 231
fireball 365
fireclutch 7
fireman's helmet 2
Firewater 1
fish bazooka 15
fish juice box 142
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 4
fish-liver oil 260
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 40
fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 9
fishy wand 2
fist turkey outline 4
fixed-gear bicycle 2
fizzy potion 76
flamin' bindle 37
Flaming Caipiranha 3
flaming cardboard sword 50
flaming crutch 125
flaming familiar doppelgänger 1
flaming feather 3,615
flaming glowsticks 18
Flaming Knob 15
Flaming Mohobo 21
flaming mushroom 16
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming nose 1
Flaming Sazerorc 6
flaming sword 169
flaming talons 229
flamingo mallet 2
Flan in the Moon 15
flange 253
flaregun 706
flashing novelty button 2
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of embalming fluid 15
flask of Gnomochloric acid 51
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 16
Flaskfull of Hollow 384
flat dough 17
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 52
flavorless gruel 27
flayed mind 300
flimsy clipboard 18
flirtatious feather 1,755
floaty gravel 11
floaty inverse geode 4
floaty pebbles 6
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 4,000
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 631
floral print shirt 6
floral-print skirt 30
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 33
fluid of fudge-finding 3
fluorescent lightbulb 12
flute of flat champagne 310
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 3
Flying Caipiranha 1
flypaper staff 15
flytrap bezoar 15
flytrap pellet 140
foam dart 59
foam noodle 218
foetid seal tear 16
Fog Murderer 15
foggy glass globe 15
foie gras 1
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 25
folder (catfish) 7
folder (cyan) 2
folder (D-Team) 2
folder (dancing dolphins) 4
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (green) 24
folder (heavy metal) 2
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 3
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 1
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 72
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Gordon Bennett 35
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hair of the fish 4
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Hairpiece On Fire 4
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hammerus 8
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handful of bees 7
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Handsome Devil 3
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happiness 78
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 16
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Haunted Sorority House staff guide 217
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Heimandatz's heart 6
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Hell ramen 2
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Herring Wallbanger 1
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hippy bongo 60
hippy herbal tea 16
hippy medical kit 407
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Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 5
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hobo dungarees 1
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hobo monkey 1
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hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
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Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 3
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 2
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hors d'oeuvre tray 402
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How to Hold a Grudge 1
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Humanitini 8
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iGoogly 36
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 323
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imbued seal-blubber candle 122
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imitation White Russian 9
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immense cyborg hand 4
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Imp Ale 3,687
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ingot of seal-iron 200
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ink bladder 5
inkwell 6
inky squid sauce 300
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insane tophat 12
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Instant Karma 23
insulting hat 2
interesting-looking twig 1,818
Interview With You (a Vampire) 53
intimidating coiffure 1
intricate clockwork big hand 1
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intricate clockwork cuckoo 1
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intricate clockwork numeral III 1
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intricate clockwork numeral IX 1
intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
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intricate clockwork numeral X 1
intricate clockwork numeral XI 1
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intriguing puzzle box 25
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Irish Coffee, English Heart 3
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ivory cue ball 36
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jagged tooth 80
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janglin' bones 311
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jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
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jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 2
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 3
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 3
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 4
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 4
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 202
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Jarlsberg's key lime 45
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Jarlsberg's pan 1
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) 1
jawbruiser 17
Jawmaster 2000™ 15
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jet bennie marble 2
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Jocko Homo's head 23
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joybuzzer 5
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jug-o-magicalness 2
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 21
jumbo olive 10
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jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 129
jungle floor wax 61
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junk yard 11
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kamicorpse-ee 1
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ketchup hound 178
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kickback cookbook 32
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killing feather 34
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Kissin' Cousins 44
kite 5
kitty sheet music 1
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kiwi 1
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knight cookie 13
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Knob Goblin elite pants 46
Knob Goblin elite polearm 37
Knob Goblin elite shirt 66
Knob Goblin eyedrops 22
Knob Goblin firecracker 453
Knob Goblin harem pants 206
Knob Goblin harem veil 252
Knob Goblin learning pill 1,589
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Knob Goblin lunchbox 3
Knob Goblin melon baller 45
Knob Goblin Mutagen 68
Knob Goblin nasal spray 201
Knob Goblin pants 402
Knob Goblin perfume 446
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Knob Goblin scimitar 329
Knob Goblin seltzer 237
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kobold kibble 300
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KoLHS Pep Squad Box 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 18
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La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
ladle of mystery 101
large box 82
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1,511
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 26
laser-broiled pear 1
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lawn dart 28
lawnmower blade 102
Lazybones™ recliner 2
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leaf 1
leaf of grass 110
leaflet 18
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leathery bat skin 451
leathery cat skin 566
leathery rat skin 84
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Lederhosen of the Night 2
leechknife 20
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left bracket 20
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left parenthesis 93
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leftover Crimbo rations 1
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length of old fuse 1
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Lens of Violence 1
leotarrrd 75
leprechaun hatchling 1
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lesser grodulated violet 15
Let Me Be! 5
letterman's jacket 56
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Li'l Businessman Kit 20
libation of liveliness 577
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
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Libram of Pulled Taffy 2
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lifeless meat doll 1
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lihc eye pie 6
lihc face 255
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lime 30
lime supersucker 2
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line 165
linoleum crossbow 60
linoleum crossbow string 81
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linoleum meat stack 70
linoleum ore 61
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linoleum stick 20
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lint 105
lion oil 7
liquid ice pack 8
little box of fireworks 1
Little Crimson Book 2
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 3
little paper umbrella 2,560
little parachute guy 118
little red jam 1
little round pebble 21
little wooden mannequin 6
live lobster 23
live nautical mine 174
live wire 3
liver and let pie 10
liver popsicle 1
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 144
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 118
loaf of alien bread 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Legion abacus 1
Loathing Legion can opener 1
Loathing Legion chainsaw 1
Loathing Legion corkscrew 1
Loathing Legion defibrillator 1
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ND 1
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Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 13
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note from Clancy 2
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 141
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 133
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 80
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Now and Earlier 18
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Ouija Board, Ouija Board 3
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overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 18
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overcookie 304
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oversized pizza cutter 255
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P.B.L.T. 389
pacification grenade 20
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 2,921
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Pack of Every Card 1
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PADL Phone 583
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Pain Dip 41
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 3
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
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Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 2
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ph balancer 77
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Polysniff Perfume 12
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 23
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robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 206
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 247
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 3
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Russian Ice 109
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stick 1
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Sugar Cog 1,101
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Summer Nights 8
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Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 3
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sweet mochi ball 34
sweet ninja sword 78
sweet rims 115
Sweet Sword 2
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 9
swirly potion 72
Swizzler 15
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 79
Sword of Dark Omens 6
sword of static 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 220
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic dog hair pill 5
synthetic stuffing 2
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 3
T.U.R.D.S. Key 15
t8r tots 35
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 222
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 183
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 207
taco shell 371
tail o' nine cats 3
tainted seal's blood 272
Tales from the Fireside 140
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 30
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 3
Tales of the Word Realms 3
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin 15
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 48
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 83
tangarita 1
tangarita with a fly in it 2
tangerine 1
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tangle of rat tails 122
tangled mass of creepy pasta 14
tankard of ale 381
tap shoes 51
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tarrrnish charrrm 216
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 15
tasket 2
tassel 2
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 546
tasty louse 244
tasty tart 51
tattered paper crown 5
tattered scrap of paper 115
tawdry amethyst 5
Tears of the Quiet Healer 228
teddy bear 5
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teddy borg 4
teddy borg sewing kit 21
teeny-tiny magic scroll 8
teeny-tiny ninja stars 41
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tequila sunset 15
tequila with training wheels 15
Tequiz Navidad 2
terrible poem 25
that gum you like 13
The Art of Slapfighting 19
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 5
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 76
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 78
The Bomb 15
The Confiscator's Grimoire 3
The Cooler Out of Space 25
the finger 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Groose in the Hoose 2
The Joy of Wassailing 31
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 3
the kindest cold cut 10
The Kloop in the Coop 2
The Landscaper's leafblower 7
The Legendary Beat 2
The Lost Comb 49
The Lost Glasses 59
The Lost Pill Bottle 5
The Mariachi's guitar case 3
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 2
The Ring 2
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 1
The Smith's Tome 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 3
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 5
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 3
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 32
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 52
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 2
third-hand lantern 15
third-hand nunchaku 20
This Charming Flan 3
thistle wine 208
Thor's Pliers 3
Thorny Toad trading card 15
thought balloon 16
three-tiered wedding cake 17
Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 58
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing bone 1
throwing wrench 328
Thwaitgold bee statuette 2
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 16
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 21
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 27
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 4
thyme jelly donut 3
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 789
tighty whiteys 2
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time halo 28
time helmet 1
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time trousers 1
time's arrow 1
tin cup 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
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tin magnolia 1
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tin snips 1
tin star 1
tin tam 1
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tiny balloon knife 79
tiny bindle 1
tiny black hole 315
tiny bottle of absinthe 264
tiny bowler 15
tiny bust of Pallas 15
tiny canopic jar 15
tiny cell phone 15
tiny costume wardrobe 2
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 5
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 6
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 3
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 9
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 3
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 4
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 4
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 5
tiny die-cast golden ring 2
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 11
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 4
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 2
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 9
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 4
tiny die-cast turtle mech 3
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 3
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 8
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 7
tiny do-rag 5
tiny fly glasses 31
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 10
tiny goth giant 23
tiny house 1,332
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 32
tiny nose-bone fetish 45
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 4
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 11
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 4
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 3
tiny plastic angry bugbear 6
tiny plastic angry goat 2
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 9
tiny plastic animelf 4
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 7
tiny plastic astronomer 9
tiny plastic Axe Wound 11
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 4
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 2
tiny plastic barrrnacle 5
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tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 10
tiny plastic bee swarm 2
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 4
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 5
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 4
tiny plastic Big Candy 4
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 11
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 2
tiny plastic blooper 10
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 3
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 4
tiny plastic briefcase bat 5
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 4
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 25
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 2
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 4
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 3
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 4
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 3
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 2
tiny plastic Crimbomination 3
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 3
tiny plastic cubist bull 8
tiny plastic demoninja 5
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 3
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 12
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 4
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 4
tiny plastic Felonia 6
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 12
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 6
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 10
tiny plastic fruit golem 9
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 4
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 3
tiny plastic G Imp 6
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 3
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 6
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 2
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 7
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 3
tiny plastic GORM-8 4
tiny plastic goth giant 5
tiny plastic grue 3
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 4
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 4
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 4
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 12
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 4
tiny plastic killer bee 5
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 8
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 8
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 7
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 3
tiny plastic leprechaun 6
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 9
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 4
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 4
tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 4
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 4
tiny plastic ninja snowman 7
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 4
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 6
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 4
tiny plastic sauceror 2
tiny plastic scary clown 5
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 3
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 7
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 6
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 4
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 6
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 4
tiny plastic spooky vampire 5
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 11
tiny plastic stab bat 2
tiny plastic star starfish 3
tiny plastic stocking mimic 3
tiny plastic strand of DNA 4
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 4
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 4
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 2
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 4
tiny plastic topiary golem 5
tiny plastic Toybot 4
tiny plastic trollipop 4
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 11
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 4
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 7
tiny plastic warbear 4
tiny plastic warbear fortress 4
tiny plastic warwelf 10
tiny plastic whitesnake 4
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 4
tiny plastic zmobie 7
tiny prop sword 1
tiny shaker of salt 2
tiny slimy cyst 4
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 18
tip jar 76
tires 45
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 228
toast 19
toast with jam 2
toasted brie 4
tobiko marble soda 4
tobiko pocky 5
tobiko-infused sake 118
toe jam 12
toe jam toast 1
tofu casserole 7
tofu stir-fry 40
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 59
tofurkey gravy 226
tofurkey leg 541
tofurkey nugget 24
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 563
tomato 314
tomato daiquiri 60
tomato juice of powerful power 178
tomb ratchet 49
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 15
Tome of Clip Art 4
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 1
tongue depressor 3
tonguebone 1
tonic djinn 26
tonic water 1
too legit potion 5
tooth 1
toothbrush 2
toothsome rock 2
top 1
torn hellseal sinew 63
torquoise 62
torquoise ring 15
tortoboggan 41
tortoboggan shield 35
tortoise's blessing 1
tourmalime 208
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 13
toy accordion 15
toy crazy train 1
toy deathbot 1
toy hoverpad 4
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 5
toy mercenary 2
toy ray gun 1
toy six-seater hovercraft 35
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 1
toy taijijian 15
toy train 2
toy wheel 1
traffic jam 12
traffic jam toast 1
transparent pants 1
transporter transponder 680
Transylvania Sling 1
Travels with Jerry 71
Treads of Loathing 1
tree skirt 2
tree-eating kite 3
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triad summoning scroll 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 13
trilobite candy mold 2
trilobite fossil 78
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 970
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 945
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 946
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 993
troll britches 2
Trollhouse cookies 643
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical island souvenir crate 3
tropical orchid 44
tropical paperweight 2
tropical swill 77
tropical wrapping paper 3
trousers of the white knight 6
trout fang 44
troutpiece 151
true grit 96
trusty torch 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 29
tube of dread wax 798
tube of hair oil 1
tube of herbal ointment 100
tube sock 22
Tuesday's ruby 81
tulip 15
tuning fork 40
turtle pheromones 1,048
turtle totem 6,370
turtle wax 135
turtle wax greaves 302
turtle wax helmet 335
turtle wax shield 291
turtle-shaped rock 73
turtlemail bits 260
turtlemail breeches 60
turtlemail coif 78
turtlemail hauberk 100
turtling rod 133
tuxedo shirt 211
twinkly nuggets 60
twinkly powder 36
twinkly wad 15,315
twist of lime 67
twisted piece of wire 75
twisted-up wet towel 100
twitching claw 6
twitching space egg 1
twitching trigger finger 5
two-handed depthsword 352
Typical Tavern swill 825
ultimate ultimate frisbee 108
Ultracolor™ shirt 39
ultrafondue 86
Ultrasoldier Serum 16
una poca de gracia 19
Unagnimated Gnome 1
unbearable light 26
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 9
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 197
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 2
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 2
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 34
Uncle Romulus 31
Uncle Romulus (used) 6
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 34
uncooked chorizo 263
underwater slingshot 524
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld flail 1
Underworld sapling 3
Underworld truncheon 1
Underworld trunk 1
undissolvable contact lenses 3
unearthed potsherd 170
unearthly onyx 5
unemployed hunchbacked minion 1
unfinished ice sculpture 3
unfortunate dumplings 18
unholy water 90
uniclops egg 1
unidentified jerky 985
union scalemail pants 1
unlocked meat locker 1
unnatural gas 17
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 76
unrolling pin 175
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 7
unstable DNA 198
unstable laser battery 1
unstable quark 116
untamable turtle 15
unused walkie-talkie 62
unusual disco ball 23
unwound clockwork grapefruit 2
upsy daisy 1
Ur-Donut 63
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
urchin roe 2
urinal cake 16
used beer 83
useless powder 7
UV monocular 4
Valentine 23
Valentine's Day cake 2
valuable trinket 461
vampire chowder 58
vampire collar 59
vampire duck-on-a-string 3
vampire glitter 21
vampire pearl 5
vampire pearl earring 15
vampire pearl necklace 15
vampire pearl ring 15
Van der Graaf helmet 23
Vaso De Agua trading card 20
velcro boots 21
velcro broadsword 4
velcro ore 77
velcro paddle ball 7
velcro shield 15
velvet choker 1
vengeful spirit 3
Venus flytrap 15
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 128
very large caltrop 1
very overdue library book 9
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vial of baconstone juice 15
vial of blood simple syrup 15
vial of Gnomochloric acid 217
vial of hamethyst juice 15
vial of holy water 530
vial of hot blood 1
vial of patchouli oil 20
vial of porquoise juice 15
vial of The Glistening 7
vibrating cyborg knife 19
Vicar's Tutu 3
vicious spiked collar 1
viking helmet 300
villainous scythe 2
vinegar 122
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 433
vinyl boots 15
vinyl ore 137
vinyl shield 29
violent pastilles 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 18
Vivian's Vitamin 4
vodka and cranberry 54
vodka and tonic 105
vodka gibson 100
vodka martini 1
Vodka Matryoshka 2
vodka stratocaster 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 22
volcanic ash 207
volleyball 1
voodoo snuff 1
vorpal blade 87
votive candle 25
WA 4
wad of cotton 26
wad of dough 244
wad of slimy rags 4
wad of spider silk 1
wad of tofu 89
walkie-talkie 1
walrus ice cream 1
walrus-tusk earring 4
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 7
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 9
war tongs 135
warbear accoutrements chunk 313
warbear auto-anvil 1
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 266
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear bearserker greaves 1
warbear bearserker mead 6
warbear bearserker potion 93
warbear beeping telegram 2
warbear blizzard mead 42
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 11
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear drone assembler 7
warbear drone codes 1
warbear electric long johns 1
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 2
warbear empathy chip 9
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 4
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear feasting bread 33
warbear feasting mead 11
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear fleece-lined long johns 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear foil hat 1
warbear goggles 1
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 2
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear helm fragment 340
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear high-efficiency still 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 15
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 3
warbear laser beacon 3
warbear laser bowtie 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear liquid lasers 2
warbear liquid overcoat 75
warbear long johns 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer greaves 1
warbear officer requisition box 3
warbear oil pan 2
warbear party pants 1
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 3
warbear rejuvenation potion 5
warbear requisition box 70
warbear robo-camouflage unit 7
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 4
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 12
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear superpotion 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 40
warbear trouser fragment 347
warbear wardance potion 73
warbear warrior bread 32
warbear warscarf 1
warbear whosit 692
warm El Vibrato drone 15
warm fur 1
warm mushroom 3
Warm Subject gift certificate 216
wasabi marble soda 5
wasabi pocky 29
wasabi-infused sake 119
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 2,507
water purification pills 421
water wings 217
water-polo cap 5
water-polo mitt 2
watered-down Red Minotaur 49
waterlogged bootstraps 25
waterlogged crate 19
wax banana 1
Wax Flask 41
wax hat 2
wax pants 15
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 34
wedge of gray cheese 1
weegee sqouija 16
weighted paperclip chain 15
weremoose spit 133
wet stew 54
wet venom duct 20
whalebone corset 74
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 4
wheel 5
Whenchamacallit bar 15
whimpering willow bark 61
whip kit 16
whisker pencil 24
whiskey and cola 64
whiskey and soda 4
whiskey bittersweet 15
whiskey sour 33
white balloon 15
white belt 53
white Canadian 47
white candy heart 45
white candygram 4
white chocolate and tomato pizza 6
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 9
white chocolate chips 198
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 260
White Citadel burger 15
White Citadel fries 15
white class ring 596
white collar 50
white hat hacker T-shirt 26
White Hyborian 87
white lightning 52
white picket fence 494
white pixel 101
white rice 20
white satin pants 149
white satin shield 75
white snake skin 124
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 151
white whip 1
white Xanadian 80
white-label gin 3
whole roasted chicken 9
whole turkey leg 305
wholeberd 15
Whoompa Fur Pants 16
whoopie cushion 4
wicker shield 402
wiffle-flail 150
wild honey pie 2
willowy bonnet 6
willyweed 149
wind-up chattering teeth 1
wind-up meatcar 138
windchimes 40
wine spritzer 17
wine-soaked bone chips 25
wings of fire 15
Winifred's whistle 4
Wint-O-Fresh mint 30
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 4
witch hat 15
witch wart 51
witch's bread 1
witch's brew 1
witty rapier 135
wizard action figure 1
woim 3
woimbook 2
wok lobster 45
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 10
wolfman mask 75
Wolfman Nardz 4
wolfskull mask 1
wonderwall shield 58
wood screw 200
wooden axe 15
wooden block 1
wooden figurine 501
wooden salad bowl 51
wooden stakes 7
wool hat 65
wool sock 6
woolen cravat 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 3
Workytime Tea 16
world's most unappetizing beverage 7
world's smallest violin 71
worn tophat 59
worst candy 95
worthless gewgaw 2
worthless knick-knack 2
worthless trinket 2
woven baling wire bracelets 13
wreath of laurels 20
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 2
wrench bracelet 44
wriggling severed nose 12
wriggling tentacle 25
wristwatch of the white knight 5
wumpus hair 18
wumpus-hair bolo 15
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 4
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 6
wumpus-hair wig 3
wussiness potion 505
X-37 gun 17
x-ray specs 3
yak anorak 257
yak skin 2
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 20
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 200
yam candy 6
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 350
ye olde golde frontes 51
Ye Olde Meade 219
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 335
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 6
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 3,491
yellow brick road 17
yellow candy heart 88
yellow candygram 4
yellow drunki-bear 10
yellow gummi ingot 632
yellow matter custard 13
Yellow Moon of Compassion 16
yellow paisley oyster egg 6
yellow plastic hard hat 116
yellow plastic oyster egg 3
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 4
yellow puck 2
yellow snowcone 3
yellow striped oyster egg 6
yeti fur 972
yield shield 1
yo 1
yo-yo 1
yohohoyo 42
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
your own black heart 7
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
yummy death watch beetle 74
Yummy Tummy bean 401
Ze™ goggles 84
zen motorcycle 25
Zim Merman's guitar 61
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 2
zmobie 1
zombie hollandaise 15
zombie pineal gland 1
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 4
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 20
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 3