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Display Case for Rebel SMURF (#977927)
This player is ranked #291 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,801 items.

This player is a member of the clan SMURFS.

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Rebel SMURF (#977927)
This player has 2,801 unique items and 72,640 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 14
1-ball 15
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 163
2-ball 14
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 15
30669 scroll 273
33398 scroll 404
334 scroll 16
4-ball 18
4-d camera 4
4-dimensional guitar 45
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 10
6-ball 20
64067 scroll 15
668 scroll 247
7-ball 14
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 29
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 66
9-ball 5
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 8
accidental cider 73
acid-squirting flower 66
acoustic guitarrr 49
adder bladder 86
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 14
albatross necklace 15
Alewife™ Ale 6
all-purpose cleaner 22
alpha-mail pants 4
alphabet gum 8
amber aviator shades 3
amulet of extreme plot significance 232
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient frozen dinner 40
ancient Magi-Wipes 196
ancient protein powder 157
ancient spice 11
ancient stone fist 11
ancient stone head 9
ancient turtle shell 63
ancient turtle shell helmet 71
ancient turtle shell powder 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 63
anemone nematocyst 4
Angry Farmer candy 664
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 29
ant agonist 60
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 5
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 3
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 2
anticheese 37
antique bottle of cough syrup 10
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 214
antique hand mirror 1,821
antique helmet 243
antique packet of ketchup 58
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 243
antique spear 243
archaeologing shovel 2
armgun 41
around the world 1
arrrgyle socks 23
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos apron 4
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 27
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 12
Asleep in the Cemetery 4
asparagus knife 65
asparagus lo mein 3
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 3
astral mushroom 3
astronaut pants 2
atomic vector plotter 7
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 353
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 22
baconstone 2
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 2
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of bones 28
bag of Cheat-Os 66
bag of lard 7
baggie of powdered sugar 8
balaclava 7
balaclava baklava 8
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 4
balloon monkey 6
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 2
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 21
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 63
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 19
bargain flash powder 7
bark beret 2
bark boxers 2
bark bracelet 12
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrrnacle 37
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 3
barskin tent 3
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 20
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 13
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 46
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 166
bat wing kabob 9
bat wing stir-fry 3
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 30
batgut 239
battered Crimbo Crate 20
battered hubcap 26
bazookafish bubble gum 61
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 98
beer bong 26
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 27
beer lens 2
beer-a-pult 7
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beertini 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 4
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 28
bellhop bell 4
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 5
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 4
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 5
big bass drum 1
big boom 36
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 185
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 370
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 7
Bit O' Ectoplasm 5
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 97
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 2
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 4
black greaves 39
black helmet 24
black kettle drum 1
Black No. 2 34
black paisley oyster egg 17
black pension check 1
black pepper 8
black picnic basket 18
black pixel 46
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 8
black pudding 3
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 18
black snake skin 28
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 33
black sword 18
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 6
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
Blatantly Canadian 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 24
blood flower 2
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 2
bloody clown pants 88
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 15
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 678
blue pixel potion 8
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 14
blue plastic oyster egg 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 4
blueberry-frosted king cake 3
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 1
bone collar 3
bone flute 1
bone rattle 1
booty chest charrrm 100
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
bottle of alcohol 61
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 3
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 33
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 26
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 126
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 114
bottle of sake 7
bottle of sewage schnapps 86
bottle of tequila 122
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 38
bottle of whiskey 75
bottle opener belt buckle 4
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 265
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
box 93
box of sunshine 3
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 24
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 1
breath mint 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO brick 1
briefcase 16
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 444
broken carburetor 14
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 4
broken sword 159
bronze breastplate 3
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 25
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 34
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 2
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 27
bugbear bungguard 113
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 4
bum cheek 41
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 2
bungle in the jungle 2
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
bus pass 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 93
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cactus fruit 30
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 2
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 10
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 4
can of spinach 4
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 5
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 2
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 2
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 7
cannonball charrrm 98
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 104
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 4
carbon nanotube frame 18
carbonated soy milk 30
carbonated water lily 48
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 15
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 10
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 37
casino pass 24
cast 19
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 36
catgut 50
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 26
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 581
charged magnet 1
charming flute 26
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 61
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 4
Cherry Cloaca Cola 19
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewing gum on a string 2
chintzy accordion pin 58
chintzy disco ball pendant 517
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 94
chintzy turtle brooch 190
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 3
chocolate filthy lucre 270
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 185
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome ore 11
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 28
chunk of rock salt 4
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 5
clingfilm tangle 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 5
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 4
clown shoes 30
clown skin 8
clown whip 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
club necklace 10
club of the five seasons 1
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 27
coconut shell 172
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 1
cog 42
cog and sprocket assembly 1
cold hi mein 5
Cold Hots candy 2
cold ninja mask 226
cold nuggets 10
cold powder 3
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 37
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 7
copper ha'penny charrrm 95
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 2
cornuthaum 50
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 9
corpse on the beach 11
corpsedriver 13
corpsetini 20
costume sword 1
cottage 1
cracker 1
cranberries 2
cranberry cordial 1
crazy little Turkish delight 2
cream of pointy mushroom soup 42
cream pie 1
cream stout 2
creamsicle 1
CRIMBCO scrip 1,090
Crimbo candied pecan 1
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 7
Crimbuck 3
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 3
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 7
crumpled felt fedora 1
crystallized memory 1
cup of infinite pencils 3
cup of primitive beer 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 3
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 5
cyclops eyedrops 1
Daffy Taffy 222
daisy 1
dance card 20
dark potion 5
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 3
deadly lampshade 2
decaying goldfish liver 87
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 5
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 159
delicious spicy noodles 1
demon skin 6
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 8
deodorant 5
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 17
detective skull 1
diamond necklace 3
diamond-studded cane 13
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 29
Diet Cloaca Cola 22
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 2
dill 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 145
disassembled clover 704
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 265
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 313
disease 148
disembodied brain 22
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 4
disintegrating quill pen 5
disintegrating sheet music 25
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 24
distilled fortified wine 3
distressed denim pants 50
disturbing fanfic 546
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 2
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 2
divine noisemaker 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 34
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 86
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 34
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 7
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 80
double-barreled sling 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 44
draggin' ball hat 177
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 50
dried face 7
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 49
dry martini 1
dry noodles 121
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 6
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 89
duct tape buckler 2
duct tape dockers 3
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 6
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dusty animal jawbone 4
dusty animal pelvis 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 150
dusty bottle of Merlot 169
dusty bottle of Muscat 157
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 150
dusty bottle of Port 468
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 147
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 3
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 4
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 4
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 6
dusty left first rear claw 2
dusty left first rib 5
dusty left fourth front claw 3
dusty left fourth rear claw 2
dusty left fourth rib 9
dusty left humerus 11
dusty left kneecap 6
dusty left ninth rib 8
dusty left radius 9
dusty left scapula 3
dusty left second front claw 5
dusty left second rear claw 7
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 2
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 9
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 5
dusty left third rib 7
dusty left thumb 3
dusty left tibia 4
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 4
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 8
dusty right clavicle 4
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 3
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 7
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 5
dusty right fourth rib 8
dusty right humerus 9
dusty right kneecap 8
dusty right ninth rib 5
dusty right radius 7
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 7
dusty right second rib 8
dusty right seventh rib 8
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 4
dusty right third front claw 4
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 9
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 6
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 4
dusty second cervical vertebra 3
dusty second lumbar vertebra 4
dusty second thoracic vertebra 3
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 4
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 9
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 5
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 3
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 6
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 6
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 5
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 4
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 8
dusty third caudal vertebra 5
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 6
dusty third thoracic vertebra 3
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 4
dwarf bread 16
dwarvish magazine 1
dwarvish war helmet 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 261
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 6
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 6
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 2
eel skin 1
effervescent potion 2
eggbeater 3
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 13
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
electrical thingamabob 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 4
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 1
elven moonshine 15
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 11
elven suicide capsule 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 32
empty meat tank 6
enchanted barbell 33
enchanted bean 40
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted toothpick 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 49
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 15
escargotsicle 2
evil golden arch 23
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 10
evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 46
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 18
eXtreme nose ring 8
eXtreme scarf 10
eye of newt 1
eye-pod 1
eyepatch 6
f3d0r4 194
facsimile dictionary 6
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 1
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 49
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate car 1
fancy dress ball 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fat bottom quark 1
fat stacks of cash 28
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 57
fermenting powder 29
ferret bait 58
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 6
fetid feather 54
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 19
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 17
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy pestle 27
filthy poultice 1
fine wine 1
finger cymbals 1
fire 1
fire flower 1
fire poi 27
fish-liver oil 233
fishy fish 2
fishy fish casserole 8
fishy fish lasagna 1
fizzy potion 7
flamin' bindle 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 64
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 1
flaming talons 212
flange 1
flaregun 20
flask of Amontillado 1
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flask of hamethyst juice 1
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