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Display Case for Alf (#987825)

This player is ranked #148 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,052 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Average Clan.

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Alf (#987825)

This player has 4,052 unique items and 18,194 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"caramel" orange	50
	"DRINK ME" potion	9
	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
	Überraschthexengebräu	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
	1-ball	10
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	100-Watt bulb	2
	11-leaf clover	13
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
	2-ball	10
	20-lb can of rice and beans	2
	25-meat staff	2
	3-ball	10
	30669 scroll	10
	33398 scroll	10
	334 scroll	10
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	10
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional fez	3
	4-dimensional guitar	10
	4:20 bomb	4
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	10
	5-hour acrimony	5
	6-ball	10
	64067 scroll	10
	668 scroll	10
	7-ball	10
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	10
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	10
	8-bit banana	2
	9-ball	3
	99.44% pure math	1
	a butt tuba	10
	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	10
	A muse-bouche	1
	a suspicious address	1
	abandoned candy	2
	abominable blubber	10
	abominable snowcone	1
	absentee voter ballot	15
	abstraction: action	3
	abstraction: category	1
	abstraction: certainty	3
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	1
	abstraction: thought	1
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	abyssal battle plans	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	10
	accidental cider	10
	accord ion	10
	accordion file	3
	Accordion of Jordion	2
	accordionoid rocca	7
	acid-squirting flower	10
	acoustic guitarrr	10
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	10
	adder	11
	adder bladder	10
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	3
	Aerheads	1
	affordable teak perch	1
	Afternoon Delight	3
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	Aggressive Carrot	2
	agnolotti arboli	1
	agua de vida	24
	airblaster gun	1
	alabaster bishop	2
	alabaster king	2
	alabaster knight	2
	alabaster pawn	11
	alabaster queen	3
	alabaster rook	4
	alarm accordion	4
	albatross necklace	1
	Aldebaran sardines	2
	Alewife™ Ale	3
	Alexy sauce	3
	Alice's Army Alchemist	10
	Alice's Army Bowman	10
	Alice's Army Cleric	10
	Alice's Army Coward	10
	Alice's Army Dervish	10
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	10
	Alice's Army Halberder	10
	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
	Alice's Army Horseman	10
	Alice's Army Lanceman	10
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
	Alice's Army Martyr	7
	Alice's Army Ninja	10
	Alice's Army Nurse	10
	Alice's Army Page	10
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	10
	Alice's Army Sniper	3
	Alice's Army Spearsman	10
	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
	Alice's Army Wallman	10
	alien autoautopsy kit	4
	alien drugs	2
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien meat	1
	alien plant goo	1
	alien sandwich	1
	all-purpose cleaner	25
	all-purpose flower	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	6
	amok pudding	10
	amok putter	4
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	10
	Amulet of Yendor	1
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	10
	ancient ice cream scoop	10
	ancient Magi-Wipes	10
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient pills	10
	ancient poisoned dart	10
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	10
	Ancient Saucehelm	1
	ancient spice	4
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	10
	anemone nematocyst	2
	anemone sauce	1
	Angelhair Culottes	3
	Angry Farmer candy	10
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	8
	angst burger	2
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary gift box	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	10
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	2
	ant pick	2
	ant pitchfork	2
	ant rake	2
	ant sickle	2
	anti-anti-antidote	10
	anti-burn cream	2
	anti-creep cream	8
	anti-freeze cream	14
	anti-goosebump cream	10
	anti-odor cream	38
	anti-pain cream	74
	anticheese	8
	antique accordion	4
	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
	antique greaves	10
	antique hand mirror	10
	antique helmet	10
	antique machete	10
	antique nutcracker figurine	1
	antique packet of ketchup	10
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	10
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	10
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	archaeologing shovel	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	3
	armgun	10
	armored prawn	1
	Arrow (+1)	1
	arrow'd heart balloon	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	7
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	20
	artisanal limoncello	10
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	10
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	2
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	10
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos sword	4
	asbestos sword hilt	7
	asbestos thermos	7
	ASCII fu manchu	1
	ASCII shirt	4
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	10
	asparagus lo mein	7
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	assassin's cheese knife	2
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	6
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attorney's badge	10
	Aura Libre	1
	autocalliope	10
	automa-bot parts	65
	automatic catapult	2
	autumn breeze	31
	autumn dollar	24
	autumn leaf	30
	autumn years wisdom	25
	autumn-spice donut	20
	AutumnFest ale	25
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	10
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	1
	baby bark scorpion	2
	baby chest mimic	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	2
	baby oil shooter	2
	babycakes	2
	backwoods screwdriver	3
	BACON	18
	baconstone	20
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	badass belt	35
	badge of authority	8
	badger badge	1
	bag of airline peanuts	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	10
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of grain	1
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
	bag of lard	8
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of pygmy blood	10
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	10
	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	11
	Baja sopapilla	4
	balaclava	3
	balaclava baklava	4
	ball	1
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	10
	baloney rotgut	6
	balsa plank	10
	bamboo bokuto	3
	banana	2
	banana candle	2
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	3
	banana milkshake	1
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	1
	bananagate	10
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
	banjo strings	2
	baobab sap	2
	bar of freeze-dried water	1
	bar skin	10
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	5
	baritone accordion	10
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	10
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	10
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel cracker	2
	barrel gun	3
	barrel pickle	10
	barrel-aged eggnog	1
	barrel-aged martini	1
	barrrnacle	3
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	2
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	1
	baseball	10
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	2
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bastard baster	1
	bat guano	10
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	10
	bat wing kabob	2
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batarang	12
	batblade	10
	batgut	10
	bath ball gift set	2
	batskin belt	10
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	Battlie Light Saver	47
	bazookafish bubble gum	27
	beach glass bead	2
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	11
	beanbag chair	2
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beaver spear	4
	beefy fish meat	1
	beefy pill	10
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	10
	beer bong	10
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	10
	beer lens	5
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	9
	beer-scented teddy bear	3
	beer-soaked mop	3
	Beignet Milgranet	21
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	10
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	2
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	10
	bent scrap metal	10
	berries of suffering	7
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	9
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	big bad voodoo mask	10
	big bass drum	10
	big boom	4
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	4
	big red clown nose	10
	big rock	10
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	2
	bilge wine	10
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	3
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	10
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	12
	bit-o-cactus	20
	black & tan	3
	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	4
	black belt	1
	black blade	10
	Black Body™ spray	8
	black cherry soda	10
	black cloak	10
	black cowboy hat	1
	black Crimbo ball	10
	black eye shadow	10
	black eyedrops	2
	black facepaint	9
	black forest cake	5
	black forest ham	2
	black friar's tonsure	16
	black gold	11
	black greaves	4
	black helmet	3
	black kettle drum	4
	black label	10
	black magic powder	11
	Black No. 2	10
	black paisley oyster egg	2
	black pension check	10
	black pepper	9
	black picnic basket	10
	black pixel	10
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	2
	black sheepskin diploma	10
	black shield	3
	black snake skin	10
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	4
	blackberry	10
	blackberry combat boots	2
	blackberry galoshes	2
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	2
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
	blammer	2
	blank note	1
	Blatantly Canadian	5
	blended frozen swill	10
	Bling of the New Wave	2
	blob of wood glue	10
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	blood and blood	10
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	10
	bloodstain stick	10
	bloody beer	2
	bloody clown pants	10
	bloody mary	5
	blowdart	10
	blue class ring	10
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
	blue grass	4
	blue oyster badge	23
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	10
	blue pixel potion	3
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue plate	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	20
	blue pumps	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	4
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue tulip	3
	blue velvet cake	1
	blunt icepick	2
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boilermaker	4
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	6
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
	bone abacus	10
	bone bandoneon	8
	bone bons	2
	bone broth	10
	bone chips	10
	bone collar	2
	bone flute	10
	bone rattle	2
	Bonerdagon necklace	2
	book of matches	10
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	boot knife	10
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booze bindle	1
	booze drive button	2
	booze mailing list	1
	booze-soaked cherry	2
	boozebomb	2
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	Bordeaux Marteaux	18
	boring spaghetti	4
	Boris's beer	2
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	8
	Boris's ring	4
	borrowed time	2
	Boss Bat bling	10
	Boss Bat britches	9
	Boss Drops	1
	bottle of alcohol	10
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
	bottle of bubbles	10
	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	10
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	10
	bottle of cooking sherry	10
	bottle of Crimbognac	1
	bottle of Definit	10
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	10
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of fire	2
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	10
	bottle of goofballs	10
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	10
	bottle of laundry sherry	20
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	10
	bottle of lighter fluid	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
	bottle of norwhiskey	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	9
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	10
	bottle of Red-Out	13
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	10
	bottle of sake	10
	bottle of sea wine	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	10
	bottle of tequila	10
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	10
	bottle of whiskey	10
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	10
	bottled swamp gas	5
	boulder	1
	Boulevardier cocktail	8
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bowl full of jelly	2
	bowl of cottage cheese	10
	bowl of fishysoisse	2
	bowl of Jeal-O	36
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of mernudo	2
	bowl of prescription candy	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	10
	Bowl of Scorpions	12
	bowling ball	20
	box	10
	box of Dweebs	10
	box of Familiar Jacks	6
	box of hammers	1
	box of hickory chips	1
	box of sunshine	2
	box turtle	2
	boxcar turtle	8
	boxed august scepter	1
	boxed autumn-aton	1
	boxed champagne	10
	boxed gumball machine	2
	boxed wine	10
	boxing glove	3
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
	brains casserole	2
	brainy skull	5
	Bram's choker	3
	brass bung spigot	2
	brass crank handle	1
	brass gear	10
	brass stinger	1
	brass turkey knuckles	1
	bread basket	1
	bread man	4
	breadchucks	10
	breaded beer	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	Breathitin™	10
	brick	2
	brick of sand	11
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	25
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO stud	10
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	briefcase	10
	brigand brittle	20
	Bright Water	3
	brilliant oyster egg	10
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	6
	broken beer bottle	10
	broken carburetor	1
	broken glass grenade	2
	broken skull	10
	broken sword	10
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	10
	bronze polish	4
	bronzed locust	10
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	10
	brown paper bag mask	10
	brown paper pants	10
	brown pixel	2
	brown sugar cane	10
	buñuelos Jaliscos	3
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	11
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	20
	bubbly potion	10
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	2
	bucket of honey	6
	bucket of wine	5
	buckler buckle	8
	buffalo blade	1
	bugbear beanie	10
	bugbear bungguard	10
	bugged beanie	1
	bulky free-range mushroom	7
	bullet-proof corduroys	10
	bum cheek	10
	bunch of square grapes	5
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	10
	buoybottoms	1
	burglar/sleep mask	1
	burning newspaper	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	7
	BURT	21
	bus pass	20
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	20
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	2
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	cabooze	11
	cactus fruit	10
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	3
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	10
	Calzone of Legend	3
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	2
	can of black paint	4
	can of depilatory cream	2
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	10
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
	can of maces	10
	can of mixed everything	1
	can of Red Minotaur	14
	can of sardines	1
	can of spinach	3
	can of Swiller	10
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
	candied kobold	2
	candied lime	2
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	7
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	2
	candy cigarette	5
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	3
	candy knife	10
	candy skeleton	1
	candy UFOs	1
	cannonball charrrm	2
	cannonbomb	1
	canopic jar	10
	carbonated soy milk	10
	carbonated water lily	10
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	10
	cardboard ore	10
	cardboard staff	3
	cardboard sword	3
	cardboard wakizashi	10
	carnivorous potted plant	2
	carob brownies	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunks	1
	carton of gaspers	4
	carton of rotten eggs	10
	carton of snake milk	10
	casino pass	10
	cast	10
	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
	cat appendix	10
	catgut	10
	catgut taco	2
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	Cement Mixer	3
	Centauri fish wine	1
	centipede eggs	10
	centurion helmet	1
	chain-mail monokini	2
	Chakra Libre	1
	chalk chlamys	1
	Champagne Shimmy	5
	chaos butterfly	10
	charisma potion	5
	Charleston Choo-Choo	34
	Charleston shoes	1
	charming flute	10
	Charter: Nellyville	4
	cheap cigar butt	10
	cheap plastic blowgun	2
	cheesy eagle sauce	11
	cheezburger	10
	chef's hat	10
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	10
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	chewing gum on a string	10
	child-sized dracula cloak	2
	children of the candy corn	5
	chintzy accordion pin	2
	chintzy disco ball pendant	5
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	6
	chintzy turtle brooch	2
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	10
	chisel	2
	chitin powder	3
	chlorine crystal	1
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate bowtie	1
	chocolate disco ball	3
	chocolate filthy lucre	6
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	4
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate Spider Queen	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	2
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	2
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocomotive	4
	chopsticks	12
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	chorizo taco	6
	chrome crossbow	2
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	10
	chrome staff	1
	chrome sword	1
	Chroner	622
	Chroner cross	1
	Chubby and Plump bar	2
	chunk of hot iron	10
	chunk of rock salt	4
	cigar box turtle	10
	cigarette lighter	10
	cinnamon machine oil	20
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
	Claybender glasses	10
	clerical automa-core	2
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	2
	Cloaca-Cola	10
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	cloning kit	9
	closed-circuit phone system	2
	cloudy potion	10
	clown shoes	10
	clown skin	10
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	2
	clownskin harness	1
	club of the five seasons	2
	club sandwich	1
	clumsiness bark	20
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	10
	coal contact lenses	5
	coal dust	10
	coal shovel	10
	cob of corn	10
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
	cocktail mushroom	3
	cocktail napkin	10
	cocktail onion	10
	cocoa chondrule	1
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	10
	coconut shell	10
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	8
	coffin lid	10
	cog	10
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	8
	cold and sour sauce	2
	cold hi mein	2
	Cold Hots candy	10
	cold ninja mask	10
	cold nuggets	2
	cold seal sweat	10
	cold wad	11
	cold water bottle	10
	cold-filtered water	10
	collection of tiny spooky objects	6
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
	colorful toad	10
	colossal free-range mushroom	11
	comb jelly	1
	combat fan	10
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	10
	communications windchimes	10
	complicated device	1
	compression stocking	10
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated fish broth	3
	concentrated garbage juice	2
	concentrated magicalness pill	10
	confiscated cell phone	1
	conjured ice cream	7
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	contract enforcement stick	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	5
	cookbookbat book	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	8
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool spore pod	4
	cool whip	10
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	corn holder	10
	corncob pipe	2
	corned beet	4
	corned-beef Reuben	1
	cornucopia	2
	cornuthaum	9
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
	Corpse Island iced tea	10
	corpse on the beach	6
	corpsedriver	13
	corpsetini	11
	costume rental shop	20
	costume sword	3
	cottage	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cozy scarf	1
	crêepy mask	11
	cracker	3
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
	cranberries	10
	cranberry cordial	9
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	42
	crappy brain	1
	crappy waiter disguise	10
	crate of firebombs	1
	crated wardrobe-o-matic	1
	crayon shavings	6
	crazy hobo notebook	10
	crazy little Turkish delight	10
	Crazymaker	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	4
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	19
	creamsicle	13
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	10
	creepy nursery rhyme	1
	creepy voice box	4
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	crident	5
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	4
	CRIMBCO mug	3
	CRIMBCO wine	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	2
	Crimbo candle	1
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
	Crimbo cookie sheet	10
	Crimbo crystal shards	1
	Crimbo dinner	4
	Crimbo dog sweater	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	24
	Crimbo food scraps	82
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	2
	Crimbo pie	4
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	10
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbosmopolitan	2
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	10
	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	4
	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	10
	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	9
	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
	crossbow string	1
	crowbar	5
	crowbarrr	2
	Crown of the Goblin King	10
	crude voodoo doll	10
	crudles	10
	cruelty-free wine	8
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	1
	crystal skull	2
	crystalline reamer	2
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	5
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	4
	cup of lukewarm tea	10
	cup of primitive beer	2
	cuppa Cruel tea	1
	cuppa Uncertain tea	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	3
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed chocolate doubloon	1
	cursed monkey glove	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	23
	Cursed Punch	22
	custard pie	2
	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	D roll	10
	Dad's brandy	20
	Daffy Taffy	7
	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
	daily dungeon malware	5
	daisy	1
	damp bar rag	58
	dance card	21
	dancing fan	17
	dangerous jerkcicle	3
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
	dark potion	10
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	3
	day-old beer	2
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	deactivated putty buddy	1
	dead guy's watch	10
	deadly lampshade	2
	death blossom	5
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	20
	decent brain	1
	decomposed boot	10
	decorative fountain	3
	deed to Oliver's Place	1
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
	dehydrated caviar	10
	delectable catalyst	10
	delicious noodles	9
	delicious spicy noodles	2
	delicious swamp muck	41
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	19
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	4
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	10
	deodorant	10
	depantsing bomb	10
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	8
	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
	desiccated apricot	10
	designer handbag	2
	designer sweatpants	1
	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	1
	devil-summoning hat	1
	devilish folio	10
	diamond necklace	1
	diamond-studded cane	10
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
	didgeridooka	10
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	dieting pill	10
	digital key lime	3
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	3
	dill	11
	diluted makeup	18
	dingy planks	3
	dire fudgesicle	10
	dirty hobo gloves	10
	disassembled clover	63
	disbelief suspenders	1
	discarded swimming trunks	5
	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
	disco ball	10
	disco mask	10
	discocktail	2
	disease	10
	disembodied brain	10
	disembodied smile	1
	Disgeist	1
	dishrag	10
	disintegrating quill pen	10
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	displaced fish	10
	disposable instant camera	10
	disposable lighter	13
	distilled fortified wine	9
	distressed denim pants	10
	disturbing fanfic	10
	Divine	7
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	DNOTC Box	2
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
	Doc's Fortifying Wine	21
	Doc's Limbering Wine	10
	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	10
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	10
	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	11
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dolphin whistle	10
	donated booze	55
	donated candy	197
	donated food	18
	donkey flipbook	3
	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
	dope wheels	2
	double barreled barrel gun	1
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	dove DNA	2
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
	drab sonata	10
	Drac & Tan	1
	draggin' ball hat	9
	dragon snaps	5
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	10
	dread tarragon	2
	dreadlock whip	4
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	10
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	51
	dress pants	10
	dried face	10
	dried gelatinous cube	2
	drink chit	11
	Drip harness	1
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drippy nugget	1
	drippy truncheon	1
	drive-thru burger	6
	droll monocle	1
	dromedary drinking helmet	1
	drone self-destruct chip	2
	droopy doll eye	8
	drop of water-37	1
	droppable microphone	2
	Drowsy Sword	10
	drug cocktail sauce	2
	drum machine	10
	drum of tommy ammo	61
	dry martini	2
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	2
	drywall axe	1
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	1
	duct tape	2
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	dude ranch souvenir crate	2
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	2
	dull fish scale	7
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	duonoculars	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	2
	Dust bunny	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
	dusty bottle of Port	1
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
	dwarf bread	4
	dwarvish magazine	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	eagle feather	1
	eagle's milk	1
	ear candle	1
	ear poison	29
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	1
	Eau de Guaneau	3
	eau de mort	1
	ectoplasm au jus	1
	ectoplasmic orbs	1
	eel skin	2
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	1
	eggbeater	1
	eggnog	3
	eggwater	6
	eighth plague	13
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	1
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch dough	2
	eldritch effluvium	12
	eldritch mushroom	1
	electric copperhead potion	11
	electric pants	4
	electric snakebite	8
	electronics kit	13
	elegant nightstick	3
	elemental caipiroska	4
	elemental sugarcube	1
	eleven-foot pole	5
	elf army field rations	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	11
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
	Elf Guard honor present	1
	Elf Guard MPC	10
	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
	Elfin shortbread	2
	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
	Elmley shades	1
	elven hardtack	20
	elven magi-pack	3
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven squeeze	19
	Elvish delight	2
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
	empty meat tank	4
	enchanted barbell	10
	enchanted bean	10
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted muesli	12
	enchanted toothpick	5
	enchantlers	1
	energy drink IV	1
	enormous belt buckle	10
	enormous hoop earring	1
	Ent cider	5
	eraser nubbin	17
	ert grey goo ring	3
	especially salty dog	1
	eternal car battery	14
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	6
	excitement pill	3
	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	1
	exotic jungle fruit	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	1
	expensive cigar	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	2
	extra-strength rubber bands	3
	extra-strength strongness elixir	10
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	2
	extremely confusing manual	5
	Extrovermectin™	17
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	Eye Agate	2
	Eye and a Twist	21
	eye of newt	10
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	2
	f3d0r4	1
	fabric hardener	1
	fabric softener	1
	facsimile dictionary	1
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fake blood	1
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy chess set	2
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	10
	fancy seashell necklace	5
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fat loot token	10
	fat stacks of cash	1
	fat wallet	1
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	973
	FDKOL hotcakes	4
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
	fermenting powder	10
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	festive egg sac	1
	festive warbear bank	1
	fetid feather	1
	Fettris	2
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	fez of etymology	2
	fiery wing	3
	figurine of a charred seal	10
	figurine of a cold seal	10
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	10
	figurine of a sleek seal	9
	figurine of a stinking seal	6
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	4
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	10
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	10
	filthy monkey head	7
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	10
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
	fine wine	1
	finger cymbals	1
	Finnish Fish	1
	fire flower	6
	fire of unknown origin	1
	fire poi	1
	fire-roasted lake trout	13
	fireclutch	10
	fireman's helmet	1
	firemilk	2
	fireproof skip lid	1
	Firewater	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishelada	2
	fishy fish	2
	Fitspiration™ poster	11
	fizzing spore pod	1
	fizzy potion	1
	flagstone fez	1
	flagstone flag	1
	flagstone flagments	1
	flagstone flail	1
	flagstone fleece	1
	flagstone flip-flops	1
	flagstone fringe	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	7
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	1
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	2
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	1
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming talons	1
	flan del mar	12
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	1
	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	3
	flask flops	1
	flask of egggrog	2
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	2
	flask of moonshine	21
	flask of rainwater	12
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	1
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
	Fleshazole™	4
	fleshy putty	15
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flimsy hardwood scraps	82
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty inverse geode	2
	floral print shirt	1
	flour cookie	6
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	2
	flute of flat champagne	1
	flypaper staff	1
	foam noodle	1
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	1
	Fog Murderer	22
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (D-Team)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (red)	1
	folder (Seawolf)	1
	folder (smiley face)	1
	folder (space skeleton)	2
	folder (sports car)	1
	folder (sportsballs)	1
	food drive button	1
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	2
	forbidden sausage	1
	forest spirit rattle	1
	forest tears	6
	fortune cookie	1
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	10
	Frat Army FGF	10
	frat brats	2
	frayed rope belt	1
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	free-range mushroom	27
	freezerburned ice cube	6
	freightcake	5
	french-fry grabber	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	1
	fricasseed brains	1
	fried air	10
	Friendliness Beverage	2
	frightful feather	1
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	10
	frigid hankyū	2
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	1
	frog lip-print	1
	Frogade	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed desk bell	7
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	4
	frosty halo	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	frozen banquet	3
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	2
	frozen mushroom	1
	frozen tofu pop	12
	frozen turtle shell	3
	fruit-stuffed rumcake	2
	fruitcake	7
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	3
	fudge bunny	2
	fudge lily	1
	fudge spork	2
	fudgecule	10
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	2
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	1
	funny bone	1
	furniture dolly	1
	furry fur	10
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry pill	10
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	10
	fusillocybin	2
	fuzzbump	2
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy dice	3
	fuzzy montera	2
	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gaia beads	1
	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
	Game Grid ticket	7
	Game Grid token	3
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	1
	gas can	1
	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
	gator shades	10
	gator skin	9
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gauze garter	10
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
	gearbox necklace	1
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	12
	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost beer	8
	ghost cucumber	7
	ghost key	4
	ghost of a necklace	1
	ghost pepper	1
	ghost toga	2
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghuol ears	10
	ghuol egg	1
	ghuol egg quiche	3
	ghuol guolash	1
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	1
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	1
	giant free-range mushroom	4
	giant giant moth dust	1
	giant grain of protein powder	3
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	11
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	10
	giant marshmallow	2
	giant moxie weed	10
	giant neckbeard	10
	giant needle	1
	giant pearl	1
	giant pinky ring	1
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	5
	giant tube of black lipstick	11
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	gilded trumpet	1
	gill rings	1
	gilt perfume bottle	1
	gimlet	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	ginger snaps	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread nylons	1
	gingerbread pirate	2
	giraffe-necked turtle	1
	glacial clock	1
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
	glass eye	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of drippy wine	1
	glass of gnat milk	11
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glass of herbal tequila	10
	glass of warm milk	11
	gleaming oyster egg	16
	glistening oyster egg	24
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of cream cheese	3
	glob of enchanted icing	10
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	1
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	1
	glowing spore pod	1
	glowing syringe	1
	gnatloaf	2
	gnatwing	10
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	1
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	7
	gnoll teeth	5
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	6
	Gnollish plunger	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	10
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
	Go-Wassail	11
	goat beard	2
	goat cheese	1
	goat cheese pizza	1
	goatskin umbrella	1
	gob of wet hair	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	20
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold tooth	5
	gold wedding ring	1
	golden fleece	5
	Golden Mean	1
	goo magnet	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good gravy	2
	Goodfella contract	3
	googly eye	3
	gooified animal matter	6
	gooified mineral matter	7
	gooified vegetable matter	10
	Gordon Bennett	2
	goth kid t-shirt	2
	GOTO	1
	goulauncher	1
	government booze shipment	1
	government candy shipment	1
	government food shipment	1
	government per-diem	10
	gr8ps	1
	grapefruit	1
	grapes	1
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	2
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grassy cutlass	2
	grave robbing shovel	1
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	5
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	green beer	1
	Green Burlap	1
	green candy heart	1
	green clay bead	10
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	10
	Green Manalishi	1
	Green Muslin	2
	green pixel	10
	green pixel potion	4
	green pixie spog	1
	green rocket	7
	green smoke bomb	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	gremlin juice	1
	grey down vest	1
	Grim Brothers' story book	1
	grim fairy tale	3
	grip key	2
	grog	2
	groose grease	1
	grouchy restless spirit	1
	grue egg	10
	grue egg omelette	3
	grumpy old man charrrm	3
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	5
	guancertina	1
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	18
	guard turtle shell	1
	guilty sprout	23
	guitar pick	10
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	2
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	10
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	gunky chicken	11
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	hair oil	1
	hair spray	1
	hairy staff	1
	half of a gold tooth	10
	half-baked potion	1
	half-digested coal	1
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-melted spoon	1
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	1
	halibut	1
	hamethyst	25
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamlet sandwich	10
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	1
	hand of cards	58
	hand-carved bokken	2
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of confetti	10
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of fire	10
	handful of hand chalk	1
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
	handful of moss	31
	handful of napalm	1
	handful of nuts and berries	2
	handful of pine needles	10
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	10
	handful of stubble	4
	handful of tips	9
	handful of walnuts	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	happiness	1
	hard spore pod	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	43
	haunted flame	1
	hawk	8
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	1
	heart necklace	2
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	1
	heavy crown	8
	heavy D	10
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy necklace chain	2
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	1
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	8
	hellseal claw	10
	hellseal whisker	10
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	3
	helmet turtle	1
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	1
	henna face paint	10
	henna tattoo	1
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	2
	herbs	10
	hermedisiac cologne	3
	hermit permit	10
	high-calorie sugar substitute	1
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-speed upgrade	1
	hill of beans	10
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	10
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	6
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	10
	hippy bongo	2
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	1
	hippy protest button	1
	hipster cocktail	2
	hobo nickel	10
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	Holiday Fun!	1
	holistic headache remedy	10
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holo-bomber	1
	holo-platoon	1
	holo-tank	1
	holy bomb, batman	1
	Homebodyl™	16
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	homeopathic mint tea	2
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	10
	honey-drenched ham slice	1
	honeypot	1
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot and sour sauce	2
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot coal	1
	hot date	1
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	2
	hot hi mein	2
	hot katana blade	10
	hot nuggets	1
	hot plate	1
	hot powder	1
	hot wad	10
	hot wine	2
	hot wing	1
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Play Othello	4
	huge Crimbo cookie	3
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	1
	human musk	1
	Humanitini	1
	hustler shades	12
	hypodermic needle	2
	ice harvest	1
	ice porter	2
	ice stein	1
	ice-cold fotie	11
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
	ice-cold six-pack	6
	ice-cold Willer	1
	Iceberglar scarf	2
	iced plum wine	1
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	8
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	2
	igloo pie	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	11
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	illegal firecracker	1
	Illuminati earpiece	1
	imitation crab meat	2
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	1
	immense ballet shoes	1
	immense free-range mushroom	9
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	1
	imp unity ring	1
	imported lemon lozenge	3
	improved martini	1
	impure gasoline	2
	incredible pizza	3
	industrial strength starch	1
	industrially-crushed ice	1
	infernal fife	1
	infernal insoles	1
	inflatable duck	1
	infrablack lipstick	1
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	ingot turtle	1
	inkwell	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	irate sombrero	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	ironic moustache	2
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irradiated turtle	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	4
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	1
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	4
	Jacob's rung	4
	jagged scrap metal	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jam band	1
	Jamaican coffee	2
	janglin' bones	12
	jar full of wind	4
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of magical relish	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of squeeze	2
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
	jaunty feather	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	2
	jazzy cigarette holder	9
	Jefferson wings	1
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jerky coins	17
	jigsaw blade	1
	jingle bell	1
	jingling spore pod	8
	jive turkey leg	11
	Jocko Homo's head	2
	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug-o-magicalness	9
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping horseradish	1
	jungle drum	1
	jungle floor wax	1
	juniper berries	1
	junk food	3
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	3
	Junk-Bond	2
	junk-mail shirt	1
	karma shawarma	1
	keel-haulin' knife	1
	keg shield	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	2
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	10
	kick-ass kicks	1
	kickback cookbook	3
	Kiss the Knob apron	2
	kiwi	1
	kneecapping stick	1
	knob bugle	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	1
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	5
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	10
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	6
	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	14
	Knob Goblin tongs	1
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	knob ka-bobs	1
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
	Knob mushroom	1
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stuffed shells	2
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll mushroom	1
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	1
	kobold kibble	2
	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	10
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	kumquartz	11
	kumquartz ring	2
	kumquat	1
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
	lab-grown meat	20
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	10
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	LARP membership card	1
	laser-broiled pear	1
	lava cake	2
	lavawater	1
	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lead collar	1
	lead necklace	2
	lead yo-yo	2
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	4
	leaflet	1
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	1
	leather glove	2
	leather mask	2
	leathery bat skin	10
	leathery cat skin	10
	leathery rat skin	10
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	leechknife	2
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	legitimate business on the beach	7
	lemon	1
	lemon meringue pie	1
	Leonard's glasses	3
	leotarrrd	1
	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	6
	lewd playing card	2
	libation of liveliness	1
	libertagliatelle	3
	licorice root	1
	licorice snake	1
	lihc eye	10
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	2
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	line	10
	linguini immondizia bianco	10
	linguini of the sea	2
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	10
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum sword	1
	lion oil	10
	little black book	10
	Little Crimson Book	1
	little paper umbrella	1
	little wooden mannequin	3
	live nautical mine	1
	llama lama gong	2
	loadstone	1
	loaf of soda bread	2
	Loathing Idol Microphone	10
	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	1
	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	2
	Lobos Mints	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	logging hatchet	1
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	lollipop stick	10
	London frog	1
	long pork	10
	long pork chop sandwiches	6
	long skinny balloon	10
	loofah ladle	1
	loofah lavalier	1
	loofah lederhosen	1
	loofah legwarmers	1
	loofah lei	1
	loofah lumberjack's hat	1
	loofah lumps	1
	loose purse strings	2
	loose teeth	10
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
	los chinos	1
	lost elf luggage	20
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	low-budget shield	1
	lowercase N	10
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky cat statue	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	1
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lucky-ish pill	10
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	2
	lump of clay	10
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	10
	lump of goofball ore	7
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
	lunar isotope	1
	lustrous oyster egg	14
	LWA ring	1
	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
	lynyrd musk	1
	lynyrd skin	3
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	12
	lynyrd snare	10
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	2
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	2
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	macroplane grater	2
	Mad Train wine	1
	madius	1
	Mae West	2
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	1
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical mystery juice	6
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
	magical pony: Uniquity	1
	magical sausage casing	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	10
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	magnificent oyster egg	22
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	2
	maiden wig	1
	mama's squeezebox	1
	mana curds	3
	mandarina colada	3
	Manetwich	1
	mangled finger	1
	Manual of Lock Picking	1
	Manual of Secret Door Detection	10
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple syrup	3
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	1
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	marinara jug	1
	marine aquamarine	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Marltini	10
	Marquis de Poivre soda	28
	marshmallow	10
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	1
	marzipan skull	1
	massive sitar	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
	mayo pump	2
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
	meadeorite	1
	Meat detector	2
	meat engine	10
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	2
	meat paste	10
	meat stack	10
	meat vortex	1
	meatball	7
	meatball machine	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	3
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	10
	megatofu	10
	Meleegra™ pills	1
	melted Jell-o shot	3
	menorette	1
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
	mesh cap	1
	metallic A	10
	meteoreo	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10
	microwave stogie	1
	milk of magnesium	4
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	1
	mind flayer corpse	1
	miner's helmet	2
	miner's pants	1
	mini-martini	7
	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
	miniature boiler	6
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature dormouse	1
	miniature goose mask	2
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature power pill	1
	miniature pruning shears	1
	miniature tophat	1
	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
	minin' dynamite	4
	miniscule beatbox	1
	mint condition magnifying glass	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	Misty Cape	3
	Misty Cloak	6
	Misty Robe	3
	mixed wildflower greens	3
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	mocking turtle	1
	modern picture frame	1
	Mohawk wig	1
	Mohobo	1
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	5
	mole molé	3
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	3
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	1
	Monstar energy beverage	10
	monster bait	4
	moonberry wine cooler	1
	Moonshine Mohobo	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	moose chocolate	11
	moose thought	10
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	2
	moreltini	2
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mornington crescent roll	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	2
	Morto Moreto	4
	mostly-broken sunglasses	1
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	70
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's necklace	10
	mother's secret recipe	3
	motivational poster	1
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	15
	Mountain Stream soda	10
	mouse skull	10
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	10
	Mr. Accessaturday	4
	Mr. Big's Wallet	3
	Mr. Haggis	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	Mrs. Rush	10
	MSG	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	1
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	1
	multi-level marzipan	8
	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	10
	munchies pill	1
	Murderer's Punch	1
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	1
	muscle oil	10
	mushroom fermenting solution	2
	mushroom filet	1
	mushroom pizza	1
	musk turtle	1
	mutated candy lump	2
	My First Paycheck envelope	1
	mysterious chemical residue	5
	mysterious silver lapel pin	5
	Mysterious Stranger	6
	nail file	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	1
	nanorhino credit card	1
	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	5
	Nardz energy beverage	3
	nasty desk bell	4
	nasty rat mask	1
	nastygeist	47
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	2
	natto-infused sake	3
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	10
	natural magick candle	1
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	6
	Neuromancer	3
	neutron lollipop	3
	New Zealand iced tea	13
	Newbiesport™ tent	11
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	ninja eyeblack	12
	ninja fear powder	11
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	1
	non-aged vinegar	13
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	novelty fruit hat	2
	noxious gas grenade	1
	nugget of sodium	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
	nutcracking pliers	1
	nutty organic salad	3
	O'RLY manual	1
	obnoxious riddle	1
	obsidian dagger	1
	obsidian nutcracker	2
	ocarina of space	2
	occult jelly donut	2
	ocean motion	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	10
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	2
	oil of expertise	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	2
	oil slacks	1
	oily boid	2
	ointment of the occult	1
	ojo de pez burrito	2
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
	old bronzer	2
	old coin purse	10
	old eyebrow pencil	2
	old leather wallet	10
	old patched suit-pants	2
	old rosewater cream	2
	old sweatpants	1
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	1
	one glove	9
	one pill	1
	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	1
	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	1
	onion shurikens	1
	onyx bishop	3
	onyx king	2
	onyx knight	5
	onyx pawn	11
	onyx queen	3
	onyx rook	2
	open sauce	2
	opera mask	1
	orange	1
	orange candy heart	1
	orange peel hat	3
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	1
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	orcish hand lotion	1
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	original G	10
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	ornate picture frame	1
	Othello's dagger	1
	Othello's military jacket	2
	out-of-tune biwa	2
	outlaw bandana	10
	oven mitts	1
	overcookie	1
	overflowing gift basket	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	2
	oversized pipe	1
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized skullcap	1
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
	oyster basket	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	10
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	2
	pack of chewing gum	4
	pack of pogs	10
	packaged backup camera	1
	packaged cold medicine cabinet	1
	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	2
	packaged June cleaver	2
	packaged Jurassic Parka	2
	packet of beer nuts	9
	padded tortoise	2
	PADL Phone	1
	page of the Necrohobocon	12
	pail	2
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	11
	pair of pearidot earrings	2
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	10
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	13
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	pants kit	10
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	1
	papaya sling	1
	papaya taco	1
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	10
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	3
	paraffin palazzos	1
	paraffin pendant	1
	paraffin pith helmet	1
	paraffin poncho	1
	paraffin pseudoaccordion	1
	paraffin punching bag	1
	paranormal ricotta	2
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	1
	pasta spoon	1
	pat of butter	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	PB&BP	1
	peace accordion	1
	peach	5
	peach lozenge	1
	peanut brittle shield	1
	pear	5
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	14
	pearlescent oyster egg	10
	pec oil	1
	PEEZ dispenser	2
	pencil stub	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	4
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	pentatonic accordion	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10
	peppermint donut	1
	peppermint harpoon gun	1
	peppermint-scented socks	4
	percent sign	1
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	1
	perfect mimosa	2
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
	perforated battle paddle	1
	perpendicular guano	3
	perpendicular hula	1
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	1
	Pete's rich ricotta	10
	petrified noodles	5
	pewter candlestick	1
	pewter claymore	1
	pewter shavings	1
	ph balancer	2
	Phil Collins	6
	philosopher's scone	1
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	10
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
	pickelhaube	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
	pickled bread	5
	pickpocket protector	10
	pie crust	1
	pie man was not meant to eat	1
	piece of after eight	2
	piece of wedding cake	11
	piercing post	6
	pigeon egg	1
	pile of candy	10
	pile of dirt	2
	pile of dungeon junk	2
	pile of dusty animal bones	10
	pile of gold coins	3
	pile of jumping beans	10
	pile of Trainbot parts	20
	pill cup	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pine tar	7
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
	pineapple slab	1
	pink candy heart	1
	pink clay bead	10
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink pony	2
	pink slime	2
	pipe wrench	2
	piranha pollen	10
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	2
	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
	pirate encryption key alpha	1
	pirate encryption key bravo	2
	pirate encryption key charlie	1
	pirate encryption key delta	1
	pirate pamphlet	2
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	5
	pirate shaving cream	1
	pirate tract	1
	PirateRealm membership packet	1
	pitchfork	1
	pixel beer	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel daiquiri	2
	pixel grappling hook	1
	pixel hat	2
	pixel lemon	2
	pixel pants	2
	pixel sword	2
	pixel whiskey	2
	pixellated candy heart	6
	Plague of Locusts	1
	plague pie	11
	plaid cowboy hat	2
	plaid swatch	10
	plain bagel	12
	plain candy cane	4
	plain old beer	2
	plain snowcone	1
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic Jefferson wings	12
	plastic piranha pot	2
	plexiglass pants	1
	plexiglass pendant	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	plexiglass pinky ring	1
	plexiglass pith helmet	1
	plexiglass pocketwatch	2
	PlexiPips	10
	plot hole	1
	plum	5
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	6
	plump free-range mushroom	6
	Pneumo bar	2
	pocket ace	1
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	10
	Pocket Professor memory chip	1
	pocket theremin	1
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pogo stick	1
	pointed stick	1
	pointy mushroom	1
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	polyalloy shield	1
	Polysniff Perfume	2
	pool cue	1
	pool shark hair oil	10
	pool torpedo	1
	poppy	25
	popsicle stick	10
	popular tart	5
	porcelain pelerine	1
	porcelain phantom mask	1
	pork elf goodies sack	10
	porkpocket	12
	porquoise	10
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable Othello set	1
	portable photocopier	1
	portable ping-pong table	1
	portable steam unit	2
	portable table	21
	possessed tomato	1
	possibility potion	1
	post-holiday sale coupon	1
	potato alarm clock	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	potted cactus	1
	poultrygeist	2
	poutine	11
	poutine pole	1
	powdered donut	10
	powdered gold	2
	powdered organs	6
	powdered powdered sugar	6
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered wig	5
	pr0n cocktail	1
	pr0n legs	10
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	prank Crimbo card	1
	precious piercing post	1
	premium malt liquor	1
	prescription noodles	2
	prescription teeth whitener	3
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	10
	pretty pink bow	2
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine piranha seed	3
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	pro skateboard	2
	probability potion	1
	procrastination potion	1
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	programmable turtle	1
	projectile chemistry set	36
	prosthetic forehead	2
	prussian cathouse	4
	Psychotic Train wine	6
	pteruges	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	2
	puff of smoke	3
	pumpkin beer	1
	punk patch	11
	punk rock jacket	1
	Purple Beast energy drink	1
	purple clay bead	10
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	9
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pygmy adder oil	65
	pygmy blowgun	1
	pygmy briefs	1
	pygmy dart	8
	pygmy nose-bone	1
	pygmy papers	10
	pygmy phone number	2
	pygmy pygment	1
	pygmy spear	1
	pygmy witchhazel	14
	quadroculars	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum of familiar	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radioactive spider venom	4
	radium-flavored potato chips	1
	raffle prize box	1
	rainbow tie	1
	ram horns	10
	ram stick	1
	Ram's Face Lager	1
	ram-battering staff	1
	ramekin of space nuts	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	10
	rat appendix kabob	2
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat scrapple	7
	ratarang	2
	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	ratgut	10
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rattler rattle	14
	rattlesnake enrager	1
	rave whistle	1
	ravenous eye	1
	ravioli della hippy	3
	ravioli hat	2
	razor-sharp can lid	1
	really dense meat stack	1
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	2
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	1
	really thick spine	1
	really tiny cocktail shaker	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	4
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	3
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	2
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	11
	red badge	2
	red blood cells	1
	red book	7
	red box	10
	red button	1
	red class ring	10
	red coat	3
	red coin	2
	Red Dwarf	1
	red eye	1
	red foxglove	3
	red gummi ingot	10
	red letter	1
	red masque	1
	red paisley oyster egg	2
	red pixel	10
	red pixel potion	20
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
	red red wine	1
	red rum	1
	red shirt	1
	red shoe	1
	red striped oyster egg	1
	red tulip	3
	red velvet cake	10
	Red X Shield	1
	red-and-green microcamera	1
	red-headed corpse	1
	red-hot boilermaker	1
	red-hot jawbreaker	2
	red-hot poker	1
	redrum	1
	reflection of a map	3
	refurbished air fryer	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	1
	remaindered axe	10
	reodorant	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	residual chitin paste	3
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	returned Thinknerd package	30
	reverse Tantalus	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	2
	rhinestone cowhorn	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
	ribbon candy	2
	ribcage rollcage	1
	rice bowl	6
	ridiculous cocktail	3
	ridiculously huge sword	1
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
	ring of aggravate monster	1
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	10
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	5
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	1
	robin's egg	1
	robot grease	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robotronic egg	1
	Rock and Roll Legend	2
	rock lobster	1
	Rock Pops	1
	rockin' wagon	2
	rocky raccoon	1
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of toilet paper	10
	rolling pin	2
	Roman sadnals	3
	root beer	1
	rose	207
	rotten tomato	1
	round blue bomb	2
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	1
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	1
	rubber ribcage	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
	ruby W	10
	rum and cola	1
	rum barrel charrrm	11
	rum-soaked fruitcake	2
	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
	rusty bonesaw	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
	rusty hedge trimmers	10
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	3
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	8
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
	sabre teeth	1
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Sacramento wine	2
	Safari Jack's moustache	4
	safarrri hat	1
	safety vest	1
	Saison du Lune	1
	sake bomb	1
	salacious crumbs	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	10
	SalesCo sample kit	1
	salinated mint julep	5
	Salsa Caliente™ candle	1
	Salsa Libre	2
	salt plum	10
	salt wages	10
	salted mutton	4
	samurai turtle	3
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	2
	sandcastle	4
	sandwich of the gods	1
	sangria	1
	Sangria de Menthe	1
	Sasq™ watch	1
	Saturday Night Special	1
	sauce of the ages	7
	saucepan	1
	sausage bomb	7
	sausage pizza	1
	sausage without a cause	1
	savings bond	10
	savory crossbow	1
	savory staff	1
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	1
	sawblade shield	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
	scary death orb	1
	Scent of a Human™ candle	1
	scented massage oil	4
	school spirit socket set	1
	scintillating oyster egg	10
	scorpion whip	1
	scotch on the rocks	1
	scrap metal	1
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
	screwdriver	1
	screwing pooch	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	10
	scroll of pasta summoning	10
	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	5
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	5
	scrumptious reagent	10
	scrunchie tourniquet	14
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	10
	sea broccoli	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea cowbell	1
	sea cucumber	3
	sea honeydew	5
	sea lace	3
	sea lasso	4
	sea leather	1
	sea lychee	5
	sea persimmon	5
	sea radish	1
	sea tangelo	2
	seal tooth	1
	seal-blubber candle	10
	seal-clubbing club	1
	seal-skull helmet	1
	sealhide belt	2
	sealhide buckler	2
	sealhide cloak	2
	sealhide gloves	2
	sealhide hood	2
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	2
	sealhide seal doll	1
	sealhide snare	1
	sealhide whip	1
	seared dino steak	1
	seaweed	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	10
	secret mummy herbs and spices	12
	security flashlight	1
	seegar butt	1
	self-dribbling basketball	1
	self-repairing earmuffs	12
	Senior Mints	1
	sentient meat mass	1
	sequined fez	2
	serpentine sword	1
	sewer nuggets	10
	sewer snake	1
	sewer wad	4
	sewing kit	1
	Sexy Cosmo	2
	shadow bread	3
	shadow brick	3
	shadow fluid	2
	shadow glass	1
	shadow ice	2
	shadow nectar	8
	shadow sausage	4
	shadow sinew	8
	shadow venom	8
	shadowy cat claw	1
	shamanic beads	2
	shamanic ham	10
	shark jumper	2
	shark tooth necklace	1
	shaving cream	4
	sheet cake	13
	shellacked shell	1
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	3
	shingle	10
	shining halo	1
	shining star cap	1
	shiny brass tailfeathers	1
	shiny hood ornament	6
	shiny ring	1
	shiny stones	10
	shirt kit	3
	Shivering Chèvre	23
	shocked shell	2
	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	9
	short calculator	1
	short deposition	10
	short writ of habeas corpus	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of mescal	20
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	1
	shot of pear schnapps	1
	shot of rotgut	3
	Shot of the Living Dead	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	1
	shredded hellseal hide	4
	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	2
	shrinking powder	1
	shroomtini	1
	shuriken salad	1
	Siberian sunrise	2
	silver cheese-slicer	2
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	2
	silver shrimp fork	1
	silver tongue charrrm	1
	simple AI	1
	simple ancient cursed key	2
	sinewy crossbow string	5
	Sinful Desires	3
	single swig of vodka	12
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	sinister-looking cat	4
	Sister Accessory	1
	Site Alpha ID badge	2
	six pack of Mountain Stream	10
	six-armed sweater	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
	six-rainbow shield	1
	sizzling desk bell	8
	Sizzling Sinner	1
	sk8board	1
	skelelton spine	13
	skeletal banana	2
	skeleton beans	12
	skeleton bone	1
	skeleton key	10
	skeleton key ring	6
	skeletortoise	1
	skewer	10
	skewered cat appendix	1
	ski resort souvenir crate	2
	skirt / kilt kit	3
	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
	skull with a fuse in it	1
	Skullery Maid's Knee	11
	slab of sponge	4
	slap and tickle	1
	sleaze nuggets	1
	sleaze powder	1
	sleaze wad	10
	sleazy and sour sauce	2
	sleazy hi mein	2
	sleep mask	1
	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	sleeve deuce	27
	slice of pizza	4
	slide rule	6
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slimy chest	2
	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
	slimy sweetbreads	1
	slingshot	2
	slip 'n' slide	1
	Slippery Knob	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
	slow jam collection	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
	small box	10
	small leather glove	3
	Smart Bone Dust	7
	smart skull	10
	smashed danish	2
	smellbook	2
	smirking shrunken head	1
	smoking grass	1
	smoky potion	1
	Smoldering Clover™ candle	1
	SMOOCH bottlecap	1
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	smut orc keepsake box	10
	smut orc sunglasses	11
	snailmail bits	6
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	1
	snake	1
	snake shield	2
	snapdragon pistil	2
	snarling wolf shield	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	7
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
	snorkel	1
	snow crab	1
	snow halo	1
	Snow Queen Crown	1
	snowboarder pants	1
	soap knife	1
	sock garters	1
	soda water	4
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	10
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	6
	software glitch	1
	soggy seed packet	5
	soggy used band-aid	1
	solid gold bowling ball	5
	solid gold pegleg	2
	solid state loom	1
	sommelier's towel	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
	soup turtle	3
	soup-chucks	1
	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	1
	Souvenir Chopsticks	3
	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
	soylent staff	1
	space beast fur	1
	Space Tourist Phaser	13
	Space Tours Tripple	1
	space wine	1
	spade necklace	1
	spagecialetti	10
	spaghetti cult mask	1
	spaghetti cult rosary	1
	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	1
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	1
	spangly mariachi vest	3
	spangly sombrero	1
	spare neck bolts	5
	spark plug earring	1
	sparkler	1
	sparkling orb	10
	Spechunky bar	1
	special sauce glove	1
	Special™ Sauce	2
	spectral axe	2
	spectre scepter	1
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	1
	sphygmomanometer	1
	spice melange	1
	spiced rum	2
	spices	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jerky stick	10
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	1
	spiked femur	1
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
	splendid martini	1
	sponge cake	3
	sponge helmet	1
	spooky alphabet block	10
	spooky and sour sauce	2
	spooky bicycle chain	1
	spooky bindle	3
	spooky cosmetics bag	1
	spooky hi mein	2
	spooky hockey mask	1
	spooky lasso	8
	spooky mushroom	1
	spooky mushroom wine	1
	spooky music box mechanism	3
	spooky nuggets	1
	spooky powder	1
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	10
	spooky sound effects record	1
	spooky stick	1
	spooky stir-fry	1
	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
	Spooky VHS Tape	10
	spooky wad	10
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	6
	spork	10
	spray chrome	2
	spray paint	9
	spring	10
	Spring Bros. solenoid	4
	sprocket	10
	spruce juice	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	squashed frog	10
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	1
	St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	5
	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	10
	Stabonic scroll	1
	stained glass serape	1
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	stained glass shiv	1
	stained glass spectacles	1
	stained glass stetson	1
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	stained mattress	3
	stainless steel scarf	2
	stainless steel shillelagh	1
	stainless steel solitaire	2
	stale baguette	1
	stalk of asparagus	1
	standard-issue cupcake	2
	stapler bear	1
	star	10
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	2
	star chart	10
	star crossbow	1
	star hat	1
	star key lime	2
	star key lime pie	1
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	star shirt	1
	star staff	1
	star sword	1
	star throwing star	1
	starchy crossbow	1
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	1
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	10
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	14
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	7
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	15
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	7
	steampunk potion	11
	steamy ruby	1
	stench and sour sauce	2
	stench nuggets	1
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	10
	Stephen's lab coat	2
	Stephen's secret formula	2
	stepmom's booze	11
	stick of dynamite	1
	sticky hand whip	1
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	stink-penny	52
	stinkin' bindle	1
	stinky hi mein	2
	stinky mushroom	1
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	1
	stolen meatpouch	2
	stolen necklace	1
	stolen office supplies	10
	stolen sushi	1
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	stone banjo	1
	stone baseball cap	1
	stone frisbee	5
	stone of eXtreme power	10
	stone wool	1
	strange helix fossil	1
	strawberry	1
	strawberry daiquiri	1
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberyl	10
	strawberyl necklace	2
	stray chihuahua	3
	Strix stix	19
	Strong, Silent Type	5
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	studded leather boxer shorts	2
	stuffed angry cow	10
	stuffed astral badger	1
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
	stuffed bandersnatch	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
	stuffed cocoabo	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
	stuffed gray blob	1
	stuffed hand turkey	1
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
	stuffed mind flayer	1
	stuffed ninja snowman	2
	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	33
	stuffed scary death orb	1
	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
	stuffed snowy owl	1
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
	stuffed yo-yo	1
	stuffing	1
	stunt nuts	1
	sturdy cane	2
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	8
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	succulent marrow	1
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	10
	sucker tachi	2
	suede shortsword	2
	Suffering Sinner	1
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	2
	sugarplum ration	3
	suggestive strozzapreti	10
	sunken chest	10
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	10
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	super salad	2
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	4
	super-spiky hair gel	1
	super-strong air freshener	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	superheated fudge	1
	Supernova Champagne	2
	supportive bra	1
	Suppurating Sinner	2
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	surgical tape	1
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	1
	swamp haunch	10
	swamp lolly	2
	swashbuckling pants	1
	sweat-ade	17
	Swedish massage fish	2
	sweet ninja sword	1
	sweet rims	2
	sweet roll Alabama	1
	swirly potion	1
	sword hilt	1
	sword of static	1
	synthetic marrow	7
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
	t8r tots	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
	taco shell	10
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Tales of Spelunking	1
	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	2
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
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	tangarita	2
	tangerine	1
	tangle of copper wire	7
	tangle of rat tails	6
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	tarnished bottlecap	1
	tarnished tastevin	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	2
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tassel	1
	tasteful black bow tie	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
	tasty tart	10
	tattered paper crown	2
	tattered scrap of paper	1
	tea for one	2
	teacher's pen	10
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	10
	teddy borg	2
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
	teflon ore	1
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura radish	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	10
	tennis ball	1
	teqiwila slammer	2
	tequila grenade	1
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
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	terra cotta tie tack	1
	terra cotta tongs	1
	terra cotta train	1
	terra cotta trousers	1
	terra cotta truss	1
	terrible poem	2
	Texas tea	6
	that gum you like	1
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Beast Within™ candle	1
	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
	The Bomb	2
	the Crymbich Manuscript	3
	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
	the funk	7
	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thin black candle	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	9
	third ear	3
	third-hand lantern	1
	This Charming Flan	2
	thistle wine	9
	three-legged pants	1
	thriftshop coupon	15
	throwing candy	9
	throwing fork	2
	throwing knife	2
	throwing spoon	2
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	2
	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
	Thwaitgold slug statuette	11
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
	thyme jelly donut	2
	TI-9000 calculator	1
	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	3
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	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
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	time sleigh	1
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	tiny baby scorpion	1
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	tiny barrel	4
	tiny bottle of absinthe	5
	tiny bowler	24
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
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	tiny dancer	1
	tiny domino mask	1
	tiny glowing red nose	1
	tiny house	10
	tiny makeup kit	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
	tiny plastic chem lab	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic food lab	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
	tiny plastic Mirth	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	2
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic nog lab	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Penny	1
	tiny plastic primary lab	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic sea elf	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	2
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny prop sword	1
	tiny shaker of salt	1
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny sombrero	1
	tiny top hat and cane	1
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	tires	10
	titanium assault umbrella	1
	toast	1
	toasted brie	4
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	tofu casserole	1
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu taco	1
	tofurkey gravy	1
	tofurkey leg	13
	toggle switch (Bartend)	2
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
	tomato	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomb ratchet	9
	tommy gun	8
	tongue depressor	10
	tonic djinn	10
	tonic water	4
	too legit potion	1
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	topiary nugglet	10
	torn hellseal sinew	10
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	totally sweet mohawk helmet	1
	tourmalime	11
	tourmalime tourniquet	2
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	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
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	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
	Trainbot circuitry	10
	Trainbot linkages	15
	Trainbot optics	10
	Trainbot plating	10
	Trainbot radar monocle	1
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	Trainbot slag	12
	Trainbot tubing	10
	trampled ticket stub	11
	transmission from planet Xi	3
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	trilobite fossil	7
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	Trollhouse cookies	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	2
	tropical orchid	1
	tropical swill	2
	trousers of the white knight	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	1
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	1
	tube of hair oil	2
	tube of villain white	1
	tube sock	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	tulip	3
	tuning fork	1
	turkish mostaccioli	2
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	1
	turtle wax	9
	turtle-shaped rock	11
	turtlemail bits	10
	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	twinkly nuggets	1
	twinkly powder	1
	twinkly wad	10
	twisted piece of wire	1
	twisted-up wet towel	1
	two meat muck	1
	two-handed depthsword	3
	Typical Tavern swill	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
	ultrafondue	1
	una poca de gracia	2
	unbearable light	1
	uncanny desk bell	12
	Uncle Buck	5
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	4
	uncooked chorizo	1
	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	2
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	unearthed potsherd	1
	unearthly onyx	2
	unflavored wine cooler	2
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unholy water	5
	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
	unidentified jerky	2
	union scalemail pants	2
	universal biscuit	34
	unnamed cocktail	2
	unnatural gas	4
	unoccupied sheep suit	1
	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
	unquiet spirits	8
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	10
	unrequired jacket	1
	unrolling pin	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	unstable quark	1
	untamable turtle	3
	unused soap	2
	unusual disco ball	1
	Ur-Donut	3
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
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	useless powder	2
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	Valentine	3
	valuable trinket	10
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	vampire pearl	2
	vampire pearl earring	1
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	vampire pearl ring	1
	vampire pellet	2
	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	10
	veiny spore pod	10
	velour valise	1
	velour vambraces	1
	velour vaqueros	1
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	velour voulge	1
	velvet choker	1
	Velvet Veil	20
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
	very hot lunch	1
	very large caltrop	1
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	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of swamp vapors	2
	vial of The Glistening	1
	viking helmet	3
	vinegar	10
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
	violent pastilles	2
	viral DNA	1
	virgin jello shot	1
	vitamin G pill	10
	vodka and cranberry	1
	vodka martini	1
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	4
	void burger	24
	void lager	16
	void shard	1
	void stone	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
	volcanic ash	10
	voodoo glowskull	13
	voodoo snuff	1
	vorpal blade	1
	votive of confidence	1
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	VYKEA meatballs	1
	VYKEA woadpaint	1
	wad of dough	10
	wad of tofu	4
	waffle	10
	walrus-tusk earring	2
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	1
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wand of pigification	1
	wang	1
	war tongs	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	49
	warbear battery	26
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear helm fragment	36
	warbear liquid overcoat	1
	warbear trouser fragment	36
	warbear wardance potion	1
	warbear whosit	480
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	warm mushroom	1
	Warm Subject gift certificate	10
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	wasabi pocky	3
	wasabi-infused sake	1
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	water wings	1
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	wax pants	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	10
	weegee sqouija	1
	weird gazelle steak	1
	weremoose spit	1
	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
	whalebone corset	1
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	4
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
	Whenchamacallit bar	1
	whimpering willow bark	7
	whip kit	3
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	whiskey and soda	1
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	whiskey in a broken glass	20
	whiskey sour	1
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	white Canadian	1
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	white chocolate chips	1
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	11
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	White Citadel fries	2
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	white Crimbo ball	10
	white hat hacker T-shirt	6
	White Hyborian	2
	white lightning	1
	white page	5
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	white pixel	10
	white rice	2
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	white satin shield	1
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	white snakeskin duster	1
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	white whip	1
	white Xanadian	4
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	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
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	Wickers bar	1
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	1
	willowy bonnet	1
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	wind-up owl	1
	wind-up vampire teeth	1
	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
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	wine-soaked bone chips	3
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
	witty rapier	1
	woim	2
	woimbook	1
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	wooly loincloth	1
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	worthless knick-knack	10
	worthless trinket	2
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	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
	wreath of laurels	3
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	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wussiness potion	1
	X	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	1
	yak anorak	2
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
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	yakskin skirt	1
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	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
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	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	2
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	10
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	Yeg's Motel ashtray	15
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	Yeg's Motel mouthwash	5
	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	13
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	Yeg's Motel stationery	10
	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	3
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	yellow pixel potion	1
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	yellow striped oyster egg	1
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	yo-yo	1
	yohohoyo	1
	Yolo™ chocolates	1
	Yorick	1
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	Yummy Tummy bean	1
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	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
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	zombie hollandaise	10
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's skullcap	2
	Zoodriver	1