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Display Case for shengii (#9913)

This player is ranked #111 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,882 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Protected.

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shengii (#9913)

This player has 4,882 unique items and 7,013 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	Überraschthexengebräu	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	2-ball	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	1
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	1
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	1
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	1
	99.44% pure math	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A muse-bouche	1
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	1
	abstraction: action	1
	abstraction: category	1
	abstraction: certainty	1
	abstraction: joy	1
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	1
	abstraction: purpose	1
	abstraction: sensation	1
	abstraction: thought	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	accidental cider	1
	accord ion	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	1
	adder	1
	adder bladder	1
	adorable seal larva	1
	aerated diving helmet	1
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agnolotti arboli	1
	agua de vida	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	1
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien protein powder	1
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-purpose flower	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	amok pudding	1
	amok putter	1
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
	Amulet of Yendor	1
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient medicinal herbs	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	1
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
	anemone nematocyst	1
	anemone sauce	1
	angel-food cake	1
	Angelhair Culottes	1
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	1
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	1
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	1
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	1
	antique spear	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	armgun	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
	artisanal limoncello	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	asbestos thermos	1
	ASCII fu manchu	1
	ASCII shirt	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	1
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	assassin's cheese knife	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	7
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	1
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	bacon bath ball	1
	baconstone	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	95
	badge of authority	1
	bag of airline peanuts	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of foreign bribes	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of random words	1
	bag of W&Ws	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	13
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	baloney rotgut	1
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	1
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	1
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	banjo strings	1
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	baritone accordion	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	1
	barnacled barrel	1
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel cracker	1
	barrel gun	1
	barrel pickle	1
	barrel-aged martini	1
	barrrnacle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	Barulio's bottle	1
	basaltamander tongue	1
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bastard baster	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	1
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batarang	1
	batblade	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	1
	batskin belt	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	2
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	1
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	bear claw	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful rainbow	1
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver spear	1
	bed of coals	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	1
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	3
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	bellhop bell	1
	bellhop's hat	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	bent scrap metal	1
	berries of suffering	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	2
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	1
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	1
	big dribbly candle	1
	big glob of skin	1
	Big Punk	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	1
	big stick	1
	big tun	1
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	1
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	1
	birdbone corset	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	1
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	black & tan	1
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black candy heart	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cloak	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eye shadow	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black friar's tonsure	1
	black gold	1
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	1
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	1
	black label	1
	black magic powder	1
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	1
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	1
	black tear	1
	black-and-blue light	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
	blank diary	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	1
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	1
	blood flower	1
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood sausage	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	1
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody mary	1
	blowdart	1
	blue class ring	1
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue grass	1
	blue lava globs	1
	blue oyster badge	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	1
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	1
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue shell	1
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone bons	1
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	1
	bone rattle	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	bonsai tree	1
	booby trap	1
	book of matches	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	1
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	1
	bottle of alcohol	1
	bottle of Amontillado	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	1
	bottle of Definit	2
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of Evermore	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of goofballs	3
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of norwhiskey	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of Red-Out	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	1
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottled day	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	boulder	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	1
	bowl of eyeballs	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of mummy guts	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	1
	box of Dweebs	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	18
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	1
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
	brains casserole	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	1
	brass gear	1
	brass stinger	1
	brass turkey knuckles	1
	bread basket	1
	bread line	1
	breadchucks	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breakfast mess	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick	1
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	2
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO stud	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	briefcase	1
	brigand brittle	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	1
	briny vinegar	1
	broken beer bottle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
	broken skull	1
	broken sword	1
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze polish	1
	bronzed locust	1
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	1
	brown sugar cane	1
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	BUBBLE GUM	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	1
	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
	bubblin' crude	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	1
	bucket of honey	1
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	buffalo dime	1
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	1
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	11
	burst hellseal brain	1
	BURT	1
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	1
	butterfly knife	1
	button rouge	1
	buzzard feather	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	1
	caipifruta	1
	calle de miel	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	1
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of drain cleaner	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
	can of maces	1
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	1
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	candied bolts	1
	candied kobold	1
	candied nuts	1
	candied yams	1
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	1
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy carrot	1
	candy carrot cake	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knife	1
	candy knuckles	3
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	2
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	1
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	1
	canteen of wine	1
	cap gun	1
	capacitor relay	14
	captured boozles	1
	carbon nanotube frame	7
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	1
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	1
	caret	1
	carob brownies	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunk noodles	1
	carob chunks	1
	carrot cake	1
	carrot nose	1
	carton of gaspers	1
	carton of rotten eggs	1
	carton of snake milk	1
	casino pass	1
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	1
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	1
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	1
	centipede eggs	1
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chaos butterfly	1
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	Charity's choker	1
	charming flute	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap cigar butt	1
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	1
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap studded belt	1
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef's hat	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
	chewing gum on a string	1
	chicle de salchicha	1
	child-sized dracula cloak	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	Chinese curse words	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
	chisel	1
	chloroform rag	2
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate bath ball	1
	chocolate cigar	1
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chopsticks	1
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	1
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	1
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of hot iron	1
	chunk of rock salt	1
	cigar box turtle	1
	cigarette lighter	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
	classy monkey	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	1
	Claybender glasses	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola	1
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown hammer	1
	clown shoes	1
	clown skin	1
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	1
	club of the five seasons	1
	clumsiness bark	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
	coal contact lenses	1
	coal dust	1
	coal shovel	1
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	coconut shell	1
	cod cape	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	1
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	1
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	1
	cold mashed potatoes	1
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold wad	1
	cold water bottle	1
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful toad	1
	comb jelly	1
	combat fan	1
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	1
	communal gobstopper	1
	communications windchimes	1
	compressed air canister	1
	compression stocking	1
	computronic processing unit	3
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	1
	concoction of clumsiness	1
	congratulatory cake	1
	conjured ice cream	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cookie cookie	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool mushroom	1
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	1
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	1
	cornuthaum	1
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	correction fluid	1
	corrupted bird DNA	1
	corrupted marrow	1
	cosmic lemonade	1
	costume rental shop	1
	costume sword	1
	cottage	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy pinch	1
	cow poker	1
	crêepy mask	1
	cracker	1
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	1
	crappy brain	1
	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
	crappy waiter disguise	1
	crate of firebombs	1
	crate of fish meat	1
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream stout	1
	creamsicle	1
	creepy doll head	1
	creepy ginger ale	1
	creepy nursery rhyme	1
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	crident	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	1
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCO wine	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	1
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
	Crimbo Credit	1
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo fudge	1
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo salad	1
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
	Crimboween memo	2
	Crimbuck	648
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	1
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	1
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	1
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	1
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystalline light bulb	1
	crystalline reamer	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA fire-starting kit	1
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cup of primitive beer	1
	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
	cuppa Voraci tea	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	custard pie	1
	cute mushroom	1
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	1
	cymbal syrup	1
	D roll	1
	d10	1
	d12	1
	d20	1
	d6	1
	d8	1
	Daffy Taffy	1
	daisy	1
	damp bar rag	1
	damp old wallet	1
	dance card	1
	dancing fan	1
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	dark potion	1
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decent brain	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decomposed boot	1
	decorative fountain	1
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
	deep six-shooter	1
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	1
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	1
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious swamp muck	1
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	1
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic surgical gloves	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	1
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	1
	dented spoon	1
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	2
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	1
	designer handbag	1
	desktop zen garden	1
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	1
	devil-summoning hat	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	1
	diamond necklace	1
	diamond-studded cane	1
	diamondback skin	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	1
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	1
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	1
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	dirty rigging rope	1
	disassembled clover	1
	disbelief suspenders	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
	disco ball	1
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	1
	discocktail	1
	disease	1
	disembodied brain	1
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating barrel	1
	disintegrating quill pen	1
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	1
	disposable instant camera	1
	disposable lighter	1
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
	dog ointment	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	dollar sign	1
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	1
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	1
	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
	drab sonata	1
	drafty drawers	1
	draggin' ball hat	1
	dragon snaps	1
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dread tarragon	1
	dreadful roast	1
	dreadlock whip	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
	dress pants	1
	dried face	1
	drinks tray	1
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	droll monocle	1
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	droopy doll eye	1
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	1
	drum machine	1
	drum of tommy ammo	1
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	1
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	1
	duct tape	1
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	1
	dumb mud	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	duonoculars	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty barrel	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
	dusty bottle of Port	1
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	1
	dwarvish magazine	1
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	eagle feather	1
	eagle's milk	1
	ear poison	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	2
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	ectoplasm au jus	1
	ectoplasmic orbs	1
	eel battery	1
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	El Vibrato restraints	1
	El Vibrato translator	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	1
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch dough	1
	eldritch oil	1
	electric copperhead potion	1
	electric snakebite	1
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elegant nightstick	1
	elephant stinger	1
	eleven-foot pole	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	1
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Elmley shades	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	1
	elven cellocello	20
	elven hardtack	1
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	1
	elven suicide capsule	22
	elven tambourine	1
	Elvish delight	1
	embezzler's oil	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
	empty lava bottle	1
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	1
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
	enchanted muesli	1
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enchanted toothpick	1
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
	enormous belt buckle	1
	enormous hoop earring	1
	Ent cider	1
	equal sign	1
	eraser nubbin	1
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
	eternal car battery	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	1
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exotic jungle fruit	1
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic travel brochure	1
	expensive cigar	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	1
	extremely wet T-shirt	1
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	eye of newt	1
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
	eye-pod	1
	eyebrow lifter	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	1
	fabric hardener	1
	fabric softener	1
	facehugging alien	1
	facsimile dictionary	1
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fake blood	1
	fake plastic grass	1
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy blue potion	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	1
	fancy opera glasses	1
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fancy tin beer can	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	fat bottom quark	1
	fat loot token	1
	fat stacks of cash	1
	fat wallet	1
	FDKOL commendation	2
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	1
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	11
	fez of etymology	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
	filet of The Fish	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy armor	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy monkey head	1
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
	fine wine	1
	finger cymbals	1
	fire	5
	fire flower	1
	fire of unknown origin	1
	fire poi	1
	fireball	1
	firebomb	1
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	firemilk	1
	fireproof megaphone	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	1
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	fishy fish casserole	1
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	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
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	flask of porquoise juice	1
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	fluid of fudge-finding	1
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	flute of flat champagne	1
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	Fog Murderer	1
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	folder (rainbow unicorn)	1
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	folder (Seawolf)	1
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	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	1
	folder (Yedi)	1
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	foon of fearfulness	1
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	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
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	freezin' bindle	1
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	Friendliness Beverage	1
	friendly cheez blob	1
	Friendly Turkey	1
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	frigid hankyū	1
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	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	1
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	Frosty's frosty mug	1
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	frozen Mob Penguin	1
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	fruitfilm	1
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	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	1
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	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecule	1
	full lava bottle	1
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	FunFunds™	1
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	furry green earmuffs	1
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	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	1
	future drug: Muscularactum	1
	future drug: Smartinex	1
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	fuzzy busby	1
	fuzzy dice	7
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	fuzzy montera	1
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	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
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	Game Grid token	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
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	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
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	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
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	Gearhead Goo	1
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
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	Ghost Dog Chow	1
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	ghost pickle on a stick	1
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	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	1
	ghuol egg	1
	ghuol egg quiche	1
	ghuol guolash	1
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
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	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	1
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	giant discarded bottlecap	1
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	1
	giant giant moth dust	1
	giant grain of protein powder	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	1
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	giant pearl	1
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	giant tube of black lipstick	1
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	gibson	1
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	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
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	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
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	gingerbread bugbear	1
	gingerbread horror	2
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
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	gingham blouse	1
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	glacial sapphire	1
	gladiator tunica	1
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
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	glass of bourbon	1
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	glass of warm milk	1
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	glistening staff	1
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	Glo-Pop	1
	glob of cream cheese	1
	glob of green slime	1
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	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
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	glowing New Age crystal	1
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	glowing spore pod	1
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	gnatloaf casserole	1
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	gnauga hide buckler	1
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	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	1
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	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
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	golden twig	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
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	Gordon Bennett	1
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	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
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	Green Manalishi	1
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	green pixel potion	1
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	grue egg omelette	1
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	guard turtle shell	1
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	gummi turtle	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
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	guy made of bee pollen	1
	gym membership card	1
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	haggis-infused soap	1
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	1
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	hair spray	1
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	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	1
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	half-digested coal	1
	half-empty carton of milk	1
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	hammerus	1
	Hand in Glove	1
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	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
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	handful of confetti	1
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
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	handful of honey	1
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of moss	1
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of stubble	1
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	handyman "hand soap"	1
	happiness	1
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
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	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	1
	haunted flame	1
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	hawkface potion	1
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	Haymaker	1
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	headless sparrow	1
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	heart of the volcano	1
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	heavy D	1
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	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
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	Heimandatz's heart	1
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	Hell ramen	1
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
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	hellseal whisker	1
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	herbal stuffing	1
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	herringcello	16
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
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	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	14
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	high-temperature mining mask	1
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	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
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	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	1
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	Hippy Army MPE	1
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	hippy protest button	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
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	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
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	holiday log	1
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	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
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	homemade robot	1
	honey mead	1
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	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeypot	1
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	horizontal tango	1
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	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
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	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
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	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	1
	Huggler Radio	1
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
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	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice harvest	1
	ice hotel bell	1
	ice porter	1
	ice rice	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	1
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
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	ice-cold Willer	1
	Iceberglar scarf	1
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	icy hairspray	1
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	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
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	Illuminati earpiece	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	1
	immense cyborg hand	1
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	Imp Ale	1
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	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	10
	industrial strength starch	1
	infernal fife	1
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	ingot of seal-iron	1
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	inkwell	1
	inky squid sauce	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	interesting-looking twig	1
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	invisible potion	1
	ion grid	13
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	Iron Beta of Industry	1
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	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
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	irradiated turtle	1
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	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
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	Jack-in-the-box	1
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	jagged tooth	1
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	janitor's mop	1
	jar full of wind	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
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	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	1
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	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
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	Jocko Homo's head	1
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	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
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	jug of "wine"	1
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	1
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	jumping bean taco	1
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	Junk-Bond	1
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	Kentucky-style derby	1
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	ketchup hound	1
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	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	7
	killing feather	1
	killing jar	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
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	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
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	kiwi beak	1
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	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
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	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
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	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
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	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
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	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
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	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
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	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
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	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
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	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
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	Knoll shroomkabob	1
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	knuckle sandwich	24
	kobold kibble	1
	Kokomo Resort Pass	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	Kudzu slaw	1
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	1
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
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	large box	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	2
	Lars the Cyberian	1
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	Lavalos's shell	1
	lavawater	1
	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
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	lawnmower blade	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
	lead necklace	53
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	1
	leaflet	1
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	leathery bat skin	1
	leathery cat skin	1
	leathery rat skin	1
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	leechknife	1
	left bracket	1
	left parenthesis	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	legitimate business on the beach	1
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	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonade marble	1
	lemonhead caviar	1
	length of string	1
	Leonard's glasses	1
	leotarrrd	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	1
	letterman's jacket	1
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
	lewd playing card	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	libation of liveliness	1
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	licorice garrote	2
	lihc eye	1
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	1
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	line	1
	linguini immondizia bianco	1
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum sword	1
	lint	1
	lion musk	1
	lion oil	1
	liquid ice	1
	little black book	1
	little firkin	1
	little paper umbrella	1
	little parachute guy	1
	little red .epub file	1
	little red jam	1
	little round pebble	1
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	loadstone	1
	loaf of alien bread	1
	loafers	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	logging hatchet	1
	logic synthesizer	11
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	lollipop stick	1
	long pork	1
	long pork casserole	1
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	1
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
	los chinos	1
	lost key	1
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	lovecat tail	1
	low-budget shield	1
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	1
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky cat's paw	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	3
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	1
	lump of clay	1
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of goofball ore	1
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	1
	lychee chuhai	1
	lynyrd musk	1
	lynyrd skin	1
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	1
	lynyrd snare	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	59
	macaroni duck	1
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	1
	macroplane grater	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	5
	Mad Train wine	1
	madius	1
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	1
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical mystery juice	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	1
	magicberry tablets	1
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
	magnetic sculpture kit	1
	magnifying glass	1
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	1
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mana curds	1
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	1
	mangled finger	1
	mangled squirrel	1
	manly bloomers	1
	Mansquito's blood	1
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	1
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	1
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	131
	marshmallow	1
	martini	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	1
	massive gemstone	1
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	1
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	1
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	1
	Meat-inflating powder	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	1
	melted Jell-o shot	1
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
	menorette	1
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin facecowl	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	1
	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thighguard	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	Mer-kin waistrope	1
	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
	Mer-kin worktea	1
	mercenary headband	1
	mesh cap	1
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	1
	metallic A	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	mid-level medieval mead	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimeplasm	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	1
	mineapple	1
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	mini-martini	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature dormouse	1
	miniature life preserver	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	Misty Robe	1
	mixed wildflower greens	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	mocking turtle	1
	modern picture frame	1
	Mohawk wig	1
	moist barrel	1
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	1
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	1
	Monstar energy beverage	1
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	1
	monstrous monocle	2
	moomy dust	1
	Moon Pie	1
	moon-amber	1
	moonberry wine cooler	1
	Moonds	1
	moonglasses	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	moose antlers	1
	moose chocolate	1
	moose thought	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mornington crescent roll	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	1
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	3
	mouldering barrel	1
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream gastrique	1
	Mountain Stream soda	1
	mouse skull	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	1
	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	1
	Mr. Haggis	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	MSG	1
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	1
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	1
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	1
	munchies pill	1
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	1
	muscle oil	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	1
	mushroom pizza	1
	musk turtle	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	1
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nail file	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	2
	nanite-infested eggnog	2
	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty gum	1
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	1
	ND	1
	Necbro wafers	1
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	neoprene skullcap	1
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	1
	New Age healing crystal	1
	New Zealand iced tea	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	night-vision goggles	1
	ninja carabiner	1
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja eyeblack	1
	ninja fear powder	1
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	1
	ninja rope	1
	non-aged vinegar	1
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
	normal barrel	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	novelty fruit hat	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	Nuclear Blastball	1
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	1
	nugget of nicksilver	1
	nugget of quicksilver	1
	nugget of slicksilver	1
	nugget of sodium	1
	nugget of thicksilver	1
	nugget of ticksilver	1
	nugget of wicksilver	1
	nurse's hat	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	nutty organic salad	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obsidian dagger	1
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	1
	ocean motion	1
	octolus oculus	1
	octopus's spade	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	1
	oil slacks	1
	oil-filled donut	1
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	old bronzer	1
	old coin purse	1
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	1
	old love note	1
	old rosewater cream	1
	old school calculator watch	1
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	1
	old-fashioned	1
	olive	1
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	one glove	1
	one pill	1
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	1
	open sauce	1
	opera mask	1
	opium grenade	1
	orange	1
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	1
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	1
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	orcish hand lotion	1
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	1
	oriole-feather headdress	2
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	ornate picture frame	1
	Osk'r Chow	1
	Othello's dagger	1
	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
	oven mitts	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized pipe	1
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized skullcap	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	3
	oyster egg balloon	1
	P.B.L.T.	1
	pacification grenade	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	1
	pack of KWE trading card	1
	pack of pogs	1
	packet of beer nuts	1
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	1
	page of the Necrohobocon	1
	pail	1
	Pain Dip	1
	painful penne pasta	1
	paint bomb	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	1
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	pair of government shades	1
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	1
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	1
	papaya sling	1
	papaya slung	1
	papaya taco	1
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	party hat	1
	passable elf mask	3
	pasta spoon	1
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent avarice tonic	1
	patent leather shoes	1
	patent preventative tonic	1
	pawn cookie	1
	peace accordion	1
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	1
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	1
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	1
	pecan pie	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil kunai	1
	pencil stub	1
	penguin focaccia bread	18
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint tailings	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	1
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	1
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
	perforated battle paddle	1
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perfume-soaked bandana	1
	perl necklace	1
	perpendicular guano	1
	perpendicular hula	1
	personalized birthday cake	1
	personalized coffee mug	1
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	1
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	14
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
	petit 4.1	1
	petit fortran	1
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	5
	pewter claymore	1
	ph balancer	1
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	1
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	1
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	1
	phonics down	1
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
	pickelhaube	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
	pickled egg	1
	pickpocket protector	1
	picky tweezers	1
	Piddles	1
	pie crust	1
	pie man was not meant to eat	1
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	1
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron bracers	1
	pig-iron helm	1
	pig-iron shinguards	1
	pigeon egg	1
	piggy tattoo	1
	pile of candy	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	1
	pile of gold coins	1
	pile of jumping beans	1
	pill cup	1
	pillow shell	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pin-stripe slacks	1
	pine tar	1
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
	pink candy heart	1
	pink clay bead	1
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink pony	1
	pink slime	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pipe wrench	1
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	1
	pirate fledges	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate pelvis	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	1
	pitchfork	1
	pitted sheet metal	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel energy tank	1
	pixel grappling hook	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel pill	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	1
	plague pie	1
	plaid swatch	1
	plain bagel	1
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	1
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic ingot	1
	plastic Jefferson wings	1
	plastic nightmare troll	1
	plastic nunchaku	1
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	1
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	1
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	1
	plunge-leg	1
	pocket lint (orange)	1
	pocket theremin	1
	pocketwatch on a chain	1
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pogo stick	1
	pointed stick	1
	pointy mushroom	1
	pointy red hat	1
	poison pen	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	poker face paint	1
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	polo trophy	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
	polyalloy shield	1
	Polysniff Perfume	1
	pool cue	1
	pool of liquid metal	1
	pool torpedo	1
	poppy	1
	popsicle stick	1
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porkpocket	1
	porquoise	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable photocopier	1
	portable table	1
	portable wall	1
	possessed sugar cube	1
	possessed tomato	1
	possessed top	15
	possibility potion	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potted cactus	1
	potted fern	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	1
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered donut	1
	powdered gold	1
	powdered organs	1
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered toad horn	1
	powdered wig	1
	pr0n cocktail	1
	pr0n legs	1
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	12
	premium malt liquor	1
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	1
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	1
	procrastination potion	1
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
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	protein paste	1
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	Psychotic Train wine	1
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	purple corpsel	1
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
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	pygmy witchhazel	1
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	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
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	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Rad Lib	1
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	raspberry beret	1
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	Rattlin' Chains	1
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	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
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	really sticky spider web	1
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	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
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	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
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	reverse-oscillating klystron	8
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	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
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	roboduck-on-a-string	1
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	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
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	Rock and Roll Legend	1
	Rock Pops	1
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	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
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	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
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	rope with some soap on it	1
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	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
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	ruby W	1
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	rum barrel charrrm	1
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	rusty bonesaw	1
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	s'more	1
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	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
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	sack of doorknobs	1
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	Saison du Lune	1
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	salacious crumbs	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	1
	salinated mint julep	1
	Salsa de las Epocas	1
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	salty slug	1
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	1
	sandcastle	1
	sandwich of the gods	1
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	Saturday Night Special	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	1
	Saucepanic	1
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	sausage without a cause	1
	sausage wonton	1
	savory dry noodles	1
	savoy truffle	1
	sawblade fragment	1
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	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
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	Schrödinger's thermos	1
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	scrap of shadow	1
	scrap of sticky paper	1
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	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
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	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	1
	screwing pooch	1
	scroll case	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	1
	scroll of pasta summoning	1
	scroll of Puddingskin	1
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious reagent	1
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	Scuba Snack	1
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	sea cauliflower	1
	sea chaps	1
	sea cowbell	1
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	sea lasso	1
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	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
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	sea salt scrubs	1
	sea tangelo	1
	seal lube	1
	seal tooth	1
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	sealhide buckler	1
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	sebaceous shield	1
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	secret from the future	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	1
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	Senior Mints	1
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	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
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	servomechanical torsion facilitator	31
	severed flipper	1
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	sewer snake	1
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	shadowy cat claw	1
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
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	shard of double-ice	1
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	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
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	shimmering tendrils	1
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	shining halo	1
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	shiny tribal beads	1
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	Shivering Chèvre	1
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	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
	short calculator	1
	short deposition	1
	short writ of habeas corpus	1
	short-handled mop	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of mescal	1
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	1
	shot of pear schnapps	1
	shot of rotgut	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
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	shredded hellseal hide	1
	shrimp cocktail	1
	shrinking powder	1
	Shrubble Bubble	1
	shuddersword	1
	shuriken salad	1
	silent pea shooter	1
	silver cheese-slicer	1
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	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	1
	silver shrimp fork	1
	silver tongue charrrm	1
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple AI	1
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	1
	Sinful Desires	1
	single atom	1
	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	single swig of vodka	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	sinister altar fragment	1
	sinister-looking cat	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
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	sizzling seal fat	1
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	skate skin	1
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	skeletal banana	1
	skeletal scabbard	1
	skeleton	1
	skeleton beans	1
	skeleton bone	1
	skeleton key	1
	skeleton key ring	1
	skeleton quiche	1
	skewer	1
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	1
	ski resort souvenir crate	1
	skin oil	1
	skirt / kilt kit	1
	skull of the Bonerdagon	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	1
	slap and tickle	1
	sleaze nuggets	1
	sleaze powder	1
	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy and sour sauce	1
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	sleazy hi mein	1
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	sleeping stocking	1
	sleeping wereturtle	1
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	slice of pizza	1
	slick fish meat	1
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	slightly peevedbow	1
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	slime convention flyers	1
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention swag bag	1
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	slime-covered necklace	1
	slime-soaked brain	1
	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
	slimy alveolus	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
	slimy sweetbreads	1
	slingshot	1
	slip 'n' slide	1
	slow jam collection	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
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	slug of shochu	1
	slug of vodka	1
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	small gummi fin	1
	small leather glove	1
	small slimy cyst	1
	Smart Bone Dust	1
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	smirking shrunken head	1
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	SMOOCH soda	1
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	snake	59
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	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
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	Snow Queen Crown	1
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	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
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	Sogg-Os	1
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	soggy used band-aid	1
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	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
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	solid gold pegleg	1
	solid shifting time weirdness	1
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	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
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	space beast fur pants	1
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	Space Tours Tripple	1
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	spaghetti cult rosary	1
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	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
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	Spam Witch sammich	1
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	Spechunky bar	1
	special clip: graveburpers	1
	special clip: squelchers	1
	special clip: tracers	1
	special clip: wailers	1
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	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
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	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
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	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
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	Staff of the Greasefire	1
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
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	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
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	Steal This Candy	1
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	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
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	strawberry supersucker	1
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	Strix stix	1
	strongness elixir	1
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	stuffed alien blob	35
	stuffed angry cow	1
	stuffed astral badger	1
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
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	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
	stuffed cocoabo	1
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
	stuffed dodecapede	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
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	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
	stuffed gray blob	1
	stuffed hand turkey	1
	stuffed key	1
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
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	stuffed Meat	1
	stuffed mind flayer	1
	stuffed mink	1
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	1
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed scary death orb	1
	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
	stuffed snowy owl	1
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
	stuffed stab bat	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed teddy butler	1
	stuffed tin of caviar	1
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	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
	stuffed yeti	1
	stuffed yo-yo	1
	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	1
	stunt nuts	1
	sturdy cane	1
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	stylish swimsuit	31
	styrofoam ore	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	1
	succulent marrow	1
	sucker scaffold	1
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	1
	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar sheet	1
	sugar sphere	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	suggestive strozzapreti	1
	Summer Nights	1
	sunken chest	1
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-absorbent tarp	1
	super-size brogurt	1
	super-spiky hair gel	1
	super-strong air freshener	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	superduperheated metal	1
	superheated fudge	1
	superheated metal	1
	Supernova Champagne	1
	support cummerbund	1
	supportive bra	1
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	surgical tape	1
	Swabbie™ swab	1
	swamp lolly	1
	swashbuckling pants	1
	sweet mochi ball	1
	sweet ninja sword	1
	sweet rims	1
	sweet roll Alabama	1
	Sweet Sword	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	swirly potion	1
	Swizzler	1
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
	sword hilt	1
	sword of static	1
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic marrow	1
	synthetic stuffing	1
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
	t8r tots	1
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
	taco shell	1
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tainted milk	1
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Take Eleven Bar	1
	Tales from the Fireside	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	Tales of Spelunking	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	1
	tangarita	2
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	1
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tangle of rat tails	1
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	1
	tankard of ale	1
	tap shoes	1
	tarnished bottlecap	1
	tarnished tastevin	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	1
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tasket	1
	tassel	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
	tasty tart	1
	tattered paper crown	1
	tattered scrap of paper	1
	tawdry amethyst	1
	tea for one	1
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
	teddy bear	1
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	1
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
	teflon ore	1
	teflon spatula	1
	teflon swim fins	1
	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	temporary tribal tattoo	1
	temporary yak tattoo	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	1
	tennis ball	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	1
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	1
	Texas tea	1
	that gum you like	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Author's inkwell	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	1
	the funk	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	1
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	1
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
	the most dangerous bait	1
	The Ring	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	theoretical string	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thin black candle	1
	thin gold wire	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
	third-hand lantern	1
	third-hand nunchaku	1
	thistle wine	1
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	thought balloon	1
	three-legged pants	1
	three-tiered wedding cake	1
	throwing candy	1
	throwing fork	1
	throwing knife	1
	throwing spoon	1
	throwing wrench	1
	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	15
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	11
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	14
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
	TI-9000 calculator	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	1
	tightly-wound spine	1
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	1
	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
	time sleigh	1
	tin of submardines	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny barrel	1
	tiny black hole	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
	tiny bowler	1
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny dancer	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
	tiny fly glasses	1
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny house	1
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
	tiny plastic astronomer	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic hermit	1
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	1
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	1
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny shaker of salt	3
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tip jar	1
	tires	1
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	1
	toast	1
	toast with jam	1
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	1
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	1
	tofurkey leg	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
	tomato	1
	tomato daiquiri	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomato soup poster	1
	tomb ratchet	1
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	tommy gun	1
	tongue depressor	1
	tonguebone	1
	tonic djinn	1
	tonic water	1
	tooth	46
	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	10
	top	1
	topeé	1
	topiary necktie	1
	topiary nugglet	1
	topiary tights	1
	torn hellseal sinew	1
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	1
	totally sweet mohawk helmet	1
	tourmalime	1
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	1
	toy accordion	1
	toy crazy train	13
	toy Crimbot mega face	1
	toy Crimbot power glove	1
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	1
	toy jet pack	11
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy mercenary	1
	toy ray gun	2
	toy space helmet	1
	traffic jam	2
	transporter transponder	1
	Travels with Jerry	1
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	1
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	triggerfingerbone	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	troll britches	1
	Trollhouse cookies	1
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	1
	tropical orchid	1
	tropical paperweight	1
	tropical swill	1
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	1
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	1
	tube of hair oil	1
	tube of villain white	1
	tube sock	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	tulip	1
	tuning fork	1
	turtle mud	1
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	1
	turtle wax	1
	turtle-shaped rock	1
	turtlemail bits	1
	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	twinkly nuggets	1
	twinkly powder	1
	twinkly wad	1
	twist of lime	1
	twisted piece of wire	1
	twisted-up wet towel	1
	twitching claw	1
	twitching time capsule	1
	twitching trigger finger	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	ultrafondue	1
	una poca de gracia	1
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
	Uncle Romulus	1
	uncooked chorizo	1
	underwater slingshot	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	unearthly onyx	1
	unflavored wine cooler	1
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unholy water	1
	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
	unidentified jerky	1
	union scalemail pants	1
	unnamed cocktail	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unquiet spirits	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
	unrequired jacket	1
	unrolling pin	1
	unsmoothed velvet	1
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unstable DNA	49
	unstable laser battery	1
	unstable quark	1
	untamable turtle	1
	unused soap	1
	unused walkie-talkie	1
	unusual disco ball	1
	unusual oil	1
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	Ur-Donut	1
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
	urinal cake	1
	used beer	1
	useless powder	32
	UV monocular	1
	Valentine	1
	valuable trinket	1
	vampire chowder	1
	vampire collar	1
	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
	vampire pearl	1
	vampire pearl earring	1
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
	veiny spore pod	1
	velcro boots	1
	velcro broadsword	1
	velcro ore	1
	velcro paddle ball	1
	velcro shield	1
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
	very hot lunch	1
	very large caltrop	1
	very overdue library book	1
	Vial of jus de larmes	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of blood simple syrup	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of holy water	1
	vial of hot blood	1
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vial of swamp vapors	1
	vial of The Glistening	1
	vibrating cyborg knife	1
	vibrating mushroom	1
	Vicar's Tutu	1
	viking helmet	1
	vinegar	1
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
	vintage smart drink	1
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl ore	1
	vinyl shield	1
	violent pastilles	1
	viral DNA	1
	viscous lava globs	1
	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
	vodka and cranberry	1
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
	volcanic ash	1
	Volcoino	1
	volleyball	1
	voodoo glowskull	1
	voodoo snuff	1
	vorpal blade	1
	votive candle	1
	VYKEA blood rune	1
	VYKEA bracket	1
	VYKEA dowel	1
	VYKEA frenzy rune	1
	VYKEA hex key	1
	VYKEA instructions	1
	VYKEA lightning rune	1
	VYKEA mead	1
	VYKEA meatballs	1
	VYKEA plank	1
	VYKEA rail	1
	VYKEA woadpaint	1
	WA	1
	wad of dough	1
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	1
	Wal-Mart gift certificate	1
	walkie-talkie	1
	walrus ice cream	1
	walrus-tusk earring	1
	Wand of Nagamar	1
	wand of pigification	1
	wang	1
	war tongs	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear battery	1
	warbear bearserker mead	1
	warbear bearserker potion	1
	warbear beeping telegram	1
	warbear blizzard mead	1
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear dress bracers	1
	warbear dress greaves	1
	warbear dress helmet	1
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear empathy chip	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear exo-arm	1
	warbear feasting bread	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
	warbear induction oven	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear liquid lasers	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	1
	warbear metalworking primer	2
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warbear wardance potion	1
	warbear warrior bread	1
	warbear whosit	1
	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
	warm El Vibrato drone	1
	warm fur	1
	warm mushroom	1
	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	water log	1
	water pipe bomb	1
	water purification pills	1
	water wings	1
	water wings for babies	1
	water-polo cap	1
	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
	Wax Flask	1
	wax hat	1
	wax pants	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
	weathered barrel	1
	weird gazelle steak	1
	weremoose spit	1
	Wet Russian	1
	wet stew	1
	whalebone corset	1
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
	wheel	1
	Whenchamacallit bar	1
	whimpering willow bark	1
	whip kit	1
	whiskey and cola	1
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey in a broken glass	1
	whiskey sour	1
	white balloon	1
	white belt	1
	white blood cells	1
	white Canadian	1
	white candy heart	1
	white candygram	1
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
	white chocolate chip brownies	1
	white chocolate chip cookies	1
	white chocolate chips	1
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	1
	white collar	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	1
	white page	1
	white picket fence	1
	white pixel	1
	white rice	1
	white satin pants	1
	white satin shield	1
	white snake skin	1
	white snakeskin duster	1
	white sword	1
	white whip	1
	white wine	1
	white Xanadian	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
	wicker shield	1
	wild honey pie	1
	willyweed	1
	wind-up chattering teeth	1
	wind-up ensign	1
	wind-up meatcar	1
	wind-up navigation droid	1
	wind-up owl	1
	wind-up spider	1
	wind-up vampire teeth	1
	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
	windchimes	1
	wine spritzer	1
	wine-soaked bone chips	1
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
	witch wart	1
	witch's brew	1
	witty rapier	1
	wolf mask	1
	wolfman mask	1
	Wolfman Nardz	1
	wonderwall shield	1
	wood screw	1
	wooden axe	1
	wooden figurine	1
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden spoon	1
	wooden stakes	1
	wool hat	1
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
	Workytime Tea	1
	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
	world's smallest violin	1
	worn tophat	1
	worst candy	1
	worthless gewgaw	1
	worthless knick-knack	1
	worthless trinket	1
	woven baling wire bracelets	1
	wreath of laurels	1
	wrench bracelet	1
	wrestling mask	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wumpus hair	1
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	1
	X-37 gun	1
	x-ray mirror	1
	x-ray specs	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	1
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	1
	Ye Olde Meade	1
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	yellow brick road	2
	yellow candy heart	1
	yellow matter custard	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yeti fur	1
	Yeti Protest Sign	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	1
	yohohoyo	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	1
	Z-Bone steak	1
	Ze™ goggles	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	1
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zmobie	1
	zombie	1
	zombie dinosaur egg	1
	zombie hollandaise	1
	Zoodriver	1