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Display Case for mskc (#995456)

This player is ranked #298 for Most Total Items with a total of 642,919 items.
This player is ranked #100 for Most Unique Items with a total of 5,240 items.

This player is a member of the clan Silent Lucidity.

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mskc (#995456)

This player has 5,240 unique items and 642,919 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	Franken Stein	1
	"caramel" orange	37
	"DRINK ME" potion	366
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	6
	"KICK ME" sign	134
	"meat" stick	7
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
	1,970 carat gold	72
	1-ball	48
	11-leaf clover	901
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	8
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	94
	2-ball	44
	20-lb can of rice and beans	46
	3-ball	43
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	4
	334 scroll	3
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	314
	4-ball	49
	4-dimensional guitar	90
	4:20 bomb	3
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	57
	5-hour acrimony	19
	6-ball	38
	7-ball	47
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	26
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	242
	9-ball	6
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	108
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	27
	A muse-bouche	3
	A. W. O. L. commendation	81
	abominable blubber	12
	abominable snowcone	9
	abstraction: action	154
	abstraction: category	141
	abstraction: certainty	233
	abstraction: joy	234
	abstraction: motion	202
	abstraction: perception	177
	abstraction: purpose	178
	abstraction: sensation	164
	abstraction: thought	169
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	accidental cider	221
	accord ion	22
	accordionoid rocca	36
	acid-squirting flower	14
	acoustic guitarrr	6
	actual reality goggles	114
	actual tapas	134
	adder	773
	adder bladder	339
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adobe abacus	1
	adobe abaya	1
	adobe adze	1
	adobe arsecover	1
	adobe ascot	1
	adobe ayam	2
	adorable seal larva	4
	Afternoon Delight	2
	Agitated Turkey	9
	agua de vida	651
	airblaster gun	174
	alabaster bishop	2
	alabaster king	7
	alabaster knight	8
	alabaster pawn	37
	alabaster queen	18
	alabaster rook	11
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	90
	Alice's Army Bowman	33
	Alice's Army Cleric	46
	Alice's Army Coward	41
	Alice's Army Dervish	13
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	3
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	2
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	3
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	84
	Alice's Army Halberder	71
	Alice's Army Hammerman	31
	Alice's Army Horseman	39
	Alice's Army Lanceman	40
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	77
	Alice's Army Martyr	22
	Alice's Army Ninja	91
	Alice's Army Nurse	82
	Alice's Army Page	88
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	82
	Alice's Army Sniper	16
	Alice's Army Spearsman	86
	Alice's Army Swordsman	88
	Alice's Army Wallman	77
	alien autoautopsy kit	3
	alien drugs	29
	alien meat	4
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	all-purpose cleaner	34
	all-year sucker	1
	alphabet gum	9
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
	amber aviator shades	7
	Ambitious Turkey	553
	ammonite candy mold	2
	ammonite fossil	30
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok pudding	3
	amok putter	3
	amulet of extreme plot significance	388
	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
	Amulet of Yendor	292
	ancient calendar fragment	3
	ancient cursed foot locker	5
	ancient frozen dinner	273
	ancient ice cream scoop	89
	ancient Magi-Wipes	79
	ancient meat	5
	ancient medicinal herbs	8
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient pills	171
	ancient poisoned dart	117
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	251
	ancient spice	17
	ancient stone fist	8
	ancient stone head	10
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	8
	anemone nematocyst	2
	anemone sauce	11
	anemoney clip	2
	Angelhair Culottes	1
	angry agate	58
	Angry Farmer candy	235
	angry inch	13
	angst burger	2
	animal part cracker	1
	anniversary balloon	11
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary gift box	3
	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	4
	ant agonist	301
	ant hoe	23
	ant pick	30
	ant pitchfork	9
	ant rake	26
	ant sickle	21
	anti-anti-antidote	210
	anticheese	431
	antimatter wad	15
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
	antique accordion	236
	antique beer	5
	antique bottle opener	4
	antique Canadian lantern	2
	antique greaves	173
	antique hand mirror	27
	antique helmet	163
	antique machete	202
	antique nutcracker beard	1
	antique nutcracker boots	1
	antique nutcracker cape	1
	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
	antique nutcracker figurine	1
	antique nutcracker hat	1
	antique nutcracker pants	1
	antique nutcracker sword	2
	antique nutcracker waistcoat	2
	antique packet of ketchup	286
	antique painting of a landscape	3
	antique pair of blue jeans	2
	antique record album	2
	antique shield	151
	antique spear	170
	Argarggagarg's fang	5
	armgun	181
	Arr, M80	1
	Arrow (+1)	952
	arrowgram	196
	arrrgyle socks	4
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	189
	artisanal limoncello	68
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	17
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	25
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	26
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	24
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	29
	asbestos apron	4
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	451
	asbestos staff	4
	asbestos sword	4
	asbestos sword hilt	53
	asbestos thermos	6
	ASCII shirt	10
	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
	asparagus knife	68
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	aspirin	1
	assassin's cheese knife	26
	astral mushroom	226
	Atomic Comic	2
	attorney's badge	102
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Aura Libre	10
	autocalliope	18
	automa-bot parts	218
	automatic wine thief	1
	autumn breeze	79
	autumn dollar	55
	autumn leaf	44
	autumn years wisdom	52
	autumn-spice donut	22
	autumnal aegis	1
	AutumnFest ale	28
	autumnic balm	1
	autumnic bomb	1
	awful poetry journal	128
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	8
	Azurite	686
	baby camelCalf	1
	baby chest mimic	1
	baby killer bee	17
	baby rigging snake	1
	backwoods screwdriver	388
	BACON	1,872
	bacon bath ball	11
	baconstone	13
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	15
	badass belt	190
	badass pie	1
	badge of authority	27
	bag of airline peanuts	294
	bag of bones	10
	bag of Cheat-Os	24
	bag of GORF	542
	bag of GORP	639
	bag of gross foreign snacks	7,335
	bag of Iunion stones	1
	bag of lard	4
	bag of park garbage	1,621
	bag of pygmy blood	108
	bag of QWOP	449
	bag of sausage links	3
	bag of W&Ws	11
	baggie of powdered sugar	4
	Baja sopapilla	10
	baked veggie ricotta casserole	1
	balaclava	6
	balaclava baklava	7
	balanced antler	1
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	2
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	13
	ballroom blintz	122
	baloney rotgut	7
	balsa plank	14
	banana	14
	banana candle	376
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	5
	bananagate	2
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
	banjo kazoo mount	3
	baobab sap	2
	bar of freeze-dried water	23
	barbed-wire fence	7
	bargain flash powder	11
	baritone accordion	37
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	5
	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
	barnacled barrel	251
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel cracker	9
	barrel gun	5
	barrel pickle	21
	barrel-aged martini	20
	barrrnacle	74
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
	Barulio's bottle	19
	basaltamander tongue	5
	baseball	115
	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
	basic martini	2
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat sword	1
	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
	bat guano	62
	bat haggis	1
	bat wing	255
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batarang	50
	batblade	114
	Batfellow comic	1
	batgut	140
	bath ball gift set	12
	battered Crimbo Crate	2
	battery (9-Volt)	155
	battery (AA)	400
	battery (AAA)	4,262
	battery (car)	135
	battery (D)	226
	battery (lantern)	16
	Battlie Light Saver	91
	bauxite beret	27
	bauxite bow-tie	21
	bauxite boxers	15
	bazookafish bubble gum	24
	Beach Buck	24
	Beach Comb Box	1
	beach glass bead	66
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	26
	beard incense	10
	beastly paste	4
	beaten-up Chucks	4
	beaver punch (cherry)	5
	beaver punch (papaya)	2
	beaver punch (peach)	2
	beavermouth	28
	beefy pill	223
	beer basted brat	2
	beer bomb	836
	beer bong	91
	beer helmet	266
	beer-battered accordion	24
	beer-soaked mop	6
	beertini	2
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	beetle antenna	4
	begpwnia	318
	beholed bedsheet	4
	Beignet Milgranet	13
	bejeweled cufflinks	55
	bejeweled pledge pin	207
	belemnite candy mold	2
	belemnite fossil	53
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	bellhop bell	4
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	98
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
	bent scrap metal	38
	berries of suffering	11
	berry-infused sake	2
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	Bettie page	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
	BGE merchandise order form	20
	BGE pocket calendar	2
	BGE shotglass	18
	BGE temporary tattoo	2
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	40
	big bass drum	15
	big boom	17
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	3
	big hot pepper	160
	Big Punk	4
	big red button	5
	big red clown nose	30
	big rock	151
	big tun	255
	bilge wine	13
	bindlestocking	12
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	295
	birdbone corset	3
	birdybug antenna	7
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
	bit of clingfilm	19
	bit-o-cactus	479
	bite-me-red lipstick	231
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	13
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	black & tan	3
	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
	black and white cracker	4
	black blade	70
	black BRICKO brick	2
	black candy heart	138
	black candygram	1
	black cherry soda	9
	black cloak	58
	black cowboy hat	1
	black Crimbo ball	1,115
	black eye shadow	381
	black eyedrops	3
	black friar's tonsure	227
	black gold	8
	black greaves	5
	black helmet	5
	Black Hole	2
	black kettle drum	5
	black label	250
	black magic powder	257
	black mana	14
	Black No. 2	181
	black paisley oyster egg	3
	black pepper	2
	black picnic basket	171
	black pixel	1,540
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	2
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	5
	black snake skin	179
	black snowcone	39
	black spot	6
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	8
	black tear	7
	black-and-blue light	990
	blackberry	434
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	44
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
	blammer	3
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	6
	blank note	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	5
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	480
	blob of acid	1
	blob of wood glue	14
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	2
	Blood Light	37
	blood of the Wereseal	50
	blood-faced volleyball	3
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	136
	bloodstain stick	281
	bloody beer	3
	bloody clown pants	28
	bloody mary	1
	blowdart	474
	blue class ring	3
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
	blue glowstick	3
	blue grass	6
	blue mana	819
	blue oyster badge	200
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	3,211
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	1,033
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	4
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	5
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue rocket	1
	blue shell	45
	blue snowcone	466
	blue striped oyster egg	3
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	10
	blueberry-frosted king cake	6
	blunt cat claw	10
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	body spradium	154
	bodyslam	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	3
	boiling hot cocoa	15
	boiling seal blood	1
	bolder boulder	52
	Boltsmann ID badge	1
	bone abacus	200
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	11
	bone bandoneon	29
	bone chips	923
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	391
	bone meal	11
	bone rattle	15
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	35
	boning knife	1
	book of facts	1
	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
	book of matches	127
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	boot flask	1
	boot knife	134
	BOOterfinger	4
	booty chest charrrm	48
	booze bindle	43
	booze drive button	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
	borg sock monkey	16
	Boris's beer	2
	Boris's bread	2
	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
	Boris's key lime pie	5
	Boris's ring	3
	borrowed time	34
	Boss Bat bling	21
	Boss Bat britches	156
	bottle of alcohol	268
	bottle of Amontillado	15
	bottle of black cat tonic	3
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	59
	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	94
	bottle of cooking sherry	241
	bottle of Crimbognac	5
	bottle of dark rhum	2
	bottle of Definit	82
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	91
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of Evermore	1
	bottle of extra-dark rhum	4
	bottle of fire	4
	bottle of fruity "wine"	2
	bottle of gin	3,864
	bottle of goofballs	203
	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	77
	bottle of laundry sherry	135
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	88
	bottle of lighter fluid	53
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	52
	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
	bottle of norwhiskey	3
	bottle of Ooze-O	13
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
	bottle of pirate juice	2
	bottle of popskull	238
	bottle of Professor Beer	3
	bottle of realpagne	7
	bottle of Red-Out	30
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	4,197
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sea wine	8
	bottle of sewage schnapps	21
	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	1
	bottle of tequila	1,047
	bottle of vodka	252
	bottle of whiskey	3,515
	bottle of wine	7
	bottle opener belt buckle	139
	bottled inspiration	7
	bottled swamp gas	5
	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
	boulder	31
	Boulevardier cocktail	1
	bow	2
	bow staff	1
	bowl full of jelly	153
	bowl of cottage cheese	549
	bowl of eyeballs	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	4
	bowl of lucky charms	3
	bowl of mernudo	2
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	105
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	252
	box	4
	box o' ghosts	1
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Dweebs	17
	box of Familiar Jacks	267
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	118
	box of sunshine	2,575
	box turtle	2
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed august scepter	1
	boxed autumn-aton	1
	boxed champagne	64
	boxed gumball machine	2
	boxed wine	507
	Boxing Day Pass	48
	boxing glove	9
	boxing glove on a spring	3
	BRAINS shorts	8
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	Bram's choker	7
	brass gear	103
	bread line	4
	bread man	5
	bread pie	1,112
	breadchucks	167
	breaded beer	2
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
	breakfast mess	744
	breakfast miracle	6
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
	Breathitin™	1
	brick	279
	BRICKO brick	5,265
	BRICKO bulwark	9
	BRICKO eye brick	817
	BRICKO pearl	4
	BRICKO reactor	6
	BRICKO trunk	3
	briefcase	329
	brigand brittle	1,109
	brilliant oyster egg	26
	brine	80
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	2
	broken beer bottle	4
	broken BRICKO brick	19
	broken high-temperature mining drill	57
	broken skull	495
	broken sword	104
	bronze breastplate	4
	bronze polish	49
	bronzed locust	463
	BROS Energy Drink	2
	brown crock marble	7
	brown felt tophat	28
	brown paper bag mask	53
	brown paper pants	63
	brown pixel	1,444
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	123
	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
	BUBBLE GUM	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubblegum heart	36
	bubblewrap ore	123
	bubblin' crude	972
	bubbly potion	13
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	5
	bucket of honey	4
	bucket of wine	46
	buckyball	13
	bug juice	34
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	27
	bugbear bungguard	29
	bugged balaclava	17
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	241
	bum cheek	84
	bumblebee marble	2
	bunch of sea grapes	1,292
	bunch of square grapes	46
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bundle of firewood	1
	bunny liver	31
	buoybottoms	5
	burning newspaper	31
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	9
	BURT	78
	bus pass	7
	Bustle Hustler	10
	button rouge	173
	buzzing mushroom wine	2
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	13
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	7
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	cabooze	8
	cactus fruit	555
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	1
	calle de miel	3
	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
	Calzone of Legend	2
	Camp Scout pup tent	497
	campfire smoke	1
	can of Binarrrca	23
	can of black paint	4
	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
	can of Drooling Monk	2
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	2
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	10
	can of maces	7
	can of mixed everything	5
	can of Red Minotaur	7
	can of sardines	328
	can of spinach	7
	can of sterno	9
	can of Swiller	3
	can of the cheapest beer	2
	can-can-in-a-can	5
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	30
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	4
	candied kobold	12
	candied nuts	6
	candied yams	30
	Candy Alexander	28
	candy brain	8
	candy cane	302
	candy cigarette	14
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	2
	candy kneecapping stick	7
	candy knife	41
	candy knuckles	2
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	9
	cannonball charrrm	38
	cannonbomb	2
	canopic jar	584
	canteen of wine	66
	cap gun	129
	captured boozles	5
	carbonated soy milk	476
	carbonated water lily	62
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard katana	48
	cardboard ore	108
	cardboard wakizashi	52
	caret	5
	carnivorous potted plant	2
	carob chunk noodles	1
	carob chunks	9
	Carol of the Bulls	3
	Carol of the Hells	3
	Carol of the Thrills	3
	carrot cake precipice bar	61
	carrot claret	3
	carrot nose	360
	carton of gaspers	12
	carton of rotten eggs	24
	carton of snake milk	125
	cartoon harpoon	225
	cashew	891
	casino pass	33
	cast	25
	cat appendix	240
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	562
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	Celsius 233	2
	Cement Mixer	3
	centipede eggs	556
	centurion helmet	2
	ceramic celery grater	5
	ceramic celsiturometer	5
	ceramic cenobite's robe	4
	ceramic centurion shield	3
	ceramic cerecloth belt	4
	ceramic cestus	10
	chainsaw chain	42
	Chakra Libre	3
	Champagne Shimmy	2
	chaos butterfly	1,496
	charisma potion	10
	Charleston Choo-Choo	4
	Charleston shoes	1
	charming flute	142
	cheap cigar butt	42
	cheap elven gloves	44
	cheap plastic blowgun	4
	cheap studded belt	1,001
	cheesy eagle sauce	105
	chef's hat	316
	chef-in-the-box	1
	cherry	61
	cherry pie	11
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
	chest of "pirate gold"	1
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's moustache	2
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewable paper	153
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
	chiffon chakram	1
	chiffon chamberpot	1
	chiffon chapeau	1
	chiffon chaps	1
	chiffon chemise	1
	chiffon chevrons	1
	child-sized dracula cloak	1
	Chinese curse words	2
	chintzy accordion pin	2
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	4
	chintzy turtle brooch	2
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	262
	chiptune guitar	1
	chitin powder	21
	chlorine crystal	14
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate bath ball	6
	chocolate cigar	7
	chocolate filthy lucre	9
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	3
	chocolate-frosted king cake	10
	chocomotive	4
	chocotini	2
	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
	chopsticks	58
	chorizo taco	6
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	5
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome ore	456
	chrome staff	2
	chrome stick	2
	chrome sword	8
	Chroner	1,066
	Chroner trigger	1
	Chubby and Plump bar	279
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
	chunk of hot iron	28
	Churchill	2
	cigar box turtle	63
	cigarette lighter	20
	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
	cinnamon machine oil	55
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circle drum	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
	citrus-infused sake	1
	classy monkey	3
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
	clay peace-sign bead	35
	Claybender glasses	19
	clear Russian	1,116
	clerical automa-core	3
	Cloaca Cola Polar	735
	Cloaca grenade	3
	Cloaca-Cola	11
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
	clock-cleaning hammer	3
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	4
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	3
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	33
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	cloning kit	78
	closed-circuit phone system	1
	cloudy potion	16
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown hammer	270
	clown shoes	23
	clown skin	94
	club necklace	46
	clumsiness bark	64
	cluster of hops	1,354
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	165
	coal contact lenses	35
	coal dust	41
	coal shovel	17
	coarse hemp socks	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	64
	cocktail mushroom	2
	cocktail napkin	191
	cocktail onion	911
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,330
	cocoa of youth	1
	coconut shell	2,774
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	23
	coffin lid	22
	cog	133
	Coily™	1
	Coinspiracy	63
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	20
	cold mashed potatoes	313
	cold medicine cabinet	1
	cold ninja mask	72
	cold nuggets	105
	cold powder	537
	cold seal sweat	11
	cold water bottle	105
	cold-filtered water	21
	collapsible baton	3
	collection of tiny spooky objects	6
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	21
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	100
	colorful toad	392
	comb jelly	2
	combat fan	80
	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
	Comet Pop	11
	comfy coffin	9
	commemorative war stein	2,629
	communal gobstopper	4
	communications windchimes	86
	complex mushroom wine	1
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
	compressed air canister	3
	compression stocking	118
	concentrated cooking	46
	concentrated fish broth	3
	concentrated garbage juice	2
	concentrated magicalness pill	37
	confiscated cell phone	265
	confiscated comic book	288
	confiscated love note	256
	confusing LED clock	352
	conjured ice cream	41
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	5
	cookie cookie	5
	cool cat claw	6
	cool cat elixir	6
	cool hot cocoa	20
	cool mint precipice bar	68
	cool mushroom	5
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool spore pod	4
	cool whip	183
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	46
	cordial of concentration	3
	corn holder	130
	corncob pipe	14
	corned beet	9
	corned-beef Reuben	3
	cornuthaum	10
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	9
	Corpse Island iced tea	40
	corpse on the beach	26
	corpsebite	2
	corpsedriver	91
	corpsetini	35
	correction fluid	211
	corrupted data	328
	corrupted marrow	1
	cosmetic football	114
	costume rental shop	6
	costume sword	3
	cotton candy bale	8
	cotton candy cone	6
	cotton candy pillow	5
	cotton candy pinch	11
	cotton candy plug	7
	cotton candy skoshe	6
	cotton candy smidgen	7
	cozy scarf	1
	crêepy mask	15
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	28
	cranberries	1,114
	cranberry cordial	3
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
	cranberry schnapps	2
	crappy brain	41
	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
	crappy waiter disguise	166
	crayon shavings	155
	crazy hobo notebook	39
	crazy little Turkish delight	1
	Crazymaker	2
	cream pie	3
	cream stout	56
	creamsicle	59
	creepy doll head	4
	creepy ginger ale	71
	creepy nursery rhyme	3
	creepy voice box	6
	crident	45
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	22
	CRIMBCO scrip	180
	CRIMBCO wine	22
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
	Crimbeau de toilette	4
	Crimbo candied pecan	1,165
	Crimbo candle	3
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	51
	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	5
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	5
	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	5
	Crimbo cookie sheet	16
	Crimbo Credit	3
	Crimbo crystal shards	7
	Crimbo dinner	1
	Crimbo dog sweater	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	19
	Crimbo food scraps	30
	Crimbo fudge	1,156
	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,100
	Crimbo pie	3
	Crimbo salad	7
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo stockings	2
	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
	Crimbo train emergency brake	17
	Crimbo training manual	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbolex watch	3
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	17
	Crimbosmopolitan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	9
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	8
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	7
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	4
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	5
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	9
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	9
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
	Crimbough	1
	Crimboween memo	2
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	4
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	9
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	6
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	13
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	219
	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	250
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	5
	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	8
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
	Crimbuck	116
	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	6
	crowbarrr	8
	Crown of the Goblin King	245
	crude voodoo doll	123
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	16
	crunchy brush	408
	crystal Crimbo goblet	8
	crystal Crimbo platter	8
	crystal skull	22
	crystalline cheer	35
	crystalline seal eye	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	504
	CSA bravery badge	570
	CSA cheerfulness ration	498
	CSA discount card	43
	CSA fire-starting kit	712
	CSA obedience grenade	611
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	580
	cube of billiard chalk	5
	cubic zirconia	70
	cup of hickory chicory	6
	cup of infinite pencils	14
	cup of primitive beer	3
	cuppa Activi tea	27
	cuppa Alacri tea	22
	cuppa Boo tea	37
	cuppa Chari tea	28
	cuppa Craft tea	15
	cuppa Cruel tea	20
	cuppa Dexteri tea	36
	cuppa Feroci tea	32
	cuppa Flamibili tea	23
	cuppa Flexibili tea	24
	cuppa Frost tea	33
	cuppa Gill tea	23
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	29
	cuppa Improprie tea	29
	cuppa Insani tea	30
	cuppa Irritabili tea	31
	cuppa Loyal tea	37
	cuppa Mana tea	34
	cuppa Mediocri tea	26
	cuppa Monstrosi tea	32
	cuppa Morbidi tea	26
	cuppa Nas tea	27
	cuppa Net tea	35
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	30
	cuppa Obscuri tea	26
	cuppa Physicali tea	26
	cuppa Proprie tea	30
	cuppa Royal tea	33
	cuppa Serendipi tea	33
	cuppa Sobrie tea	42
	cuppa Toast tea	31
	cuppa Twen tea	40
	cuppa Uncertain tea	35
	cuppa Vitali tea	25
	cuppa Voraci tea	39
	cuppa Wit tea	31
	cuppa Yet tea	33
	curmudgel	8
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed cannonball	5
	cursed chocolate doubloon	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	5
	cursed monkey glove	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	3
	cursed pirate cutlass	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed swash buckle	1
	cursed voodoo skull	2
	custard pie	2
	cute mushroom	9
	cyan seashell	985
	cyber-mattock	3
	cyborg doll	19
	cyborg stompin' boot	2
	cyclops eyedrops	2
	cylindrical mold	47
	cymbal syrup	260
	D roll	145
	d10	344
	d12	238
	d20	261
	d4	336
	d6	353
	d8	326
	Dad's brandy	121
	daddy shortlegs leg	7
	Daffy Taffy	121
	damp bar rag	2
	dance card	124
	dancing fan	235
	dangerous jerkcicle	59
	Dark & Starry	1
	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
	dark potion	6
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	3
	day shortener	1
	day-old beer	4
	deactivated mini-Trainbot	2
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	76
	deadly lampshade	4
	death blossom	114
	decanter of fine Scotch	4
	decaying goldfish liver	55
	decent brain	89
	deck of lewd playing cards	2
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decorative fountain	20
	deed to Oliver's Place	1
	Deep Dish of Legend	2
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	268
	deep six-shooter	4
	defective skull	288
	dehydrated caviar	143
	delicious candy	2
	delicious salad	33
	delicious stinkbug	1
	delicious swamp muck	38
	deluxe fax machine	4
	deluxe Neverending Party favor	4
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	363
	denim axe	4
	denim jacket	111
	dense meat stack	39
	dented harmonica	39
	dented spoon	338
	deodorant	2
	depantsing bomb	86
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	9
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	6
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	5
	desiccated apricot	246
	designer handbag	27
	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
	desktop zen garden	1
	dethklok	8
	detour shield	1
	deviled egg	152
	devilish folio	210
	dew yoana lei	4
	diamond necklace	38
	diamond-studded cane	119
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
	didgeridooka	876
	dieting pill	104
	digital key lime pie	17
	dill	150
	diluted makeup	6
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dinner roll	281
	Dinsey food-cone	4
	dire fudgesicle	258
	dirt julep	4
	dirty hobo gloves	93
	disassembled clover	940
	disbelief suspenders	9
	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
	disco ball	248
	Disco Banjo	3
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
	disco horoscope (Aries)	2
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	2
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	5
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	2
	disco horoscope (Leo)	2
	disco horoscope (Libra)	2
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	2
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	2
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	2
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	2
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	2
	disco mask	230
	disease	254
	disembodied brain	23
	Disgeist	2
	dishrag	47
	disintegrating barrel	487
	disintegrating quill pen	769
	disintegrating sheet music	53
	disintegrating spiky collar	7
	displaced fish	369
	disposable instant camera	7
	disposable lighter	20
	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
	distilled fortified wine	15
	distressed denim pants	274
	disturbing fanfic	65
	divine blowout	254
	divine can of silly string	254
	divine champagne flute	565
	divine champagne popper	235
	divine cracker	227
	divine noisemaker	214
	DNOTC Box	2
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	11
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
	Doc's Limbering Wine	2
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	9
	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
	Dolphin King's crown	7
	dolphin whistle	34
	donated booze	158
	donated candy	149
	donated food	153
	donkey flipbook	1
	dorky glasses	121
	double entendre	1
	double-barreled sling	39
	double-ice box	1
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	drab sonata	315
	draggin' ball hat	4
	dragon snaps	1
	dreadlock whip	4
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	10
	dress pants	18
	dried face	159
	dried gelatinous cube	1
	drink chit	298
	drinks tray	4
	Drip Institute petri dish	2
	Driplet	42
	drippy bezoar	1
	drippy candy bar	1
	drippy caviar	2
	drippy nugget	7
	drippy orb	1
	drippy pilsner	1
	drippy plum(?)	1
	drippy staff	1
	drippy stein	1
	drive-by shooting	1
	drive-thru burger	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
	droll monocle	15
	drone self-destruct chip	4
	droopy doll eye	2
	droppable microphone	2
	Drowsy Sword	187
	drum machine	53
	drum of pomade	3
	drum of tommy ammo	1,166
	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry cleaning receipt	155
	dry martini	8
	dry noodles	4,859
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	8
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	3
	duct tape	160
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape sword	1
	dueling turtle	5
	DUFRESNE Suds	3
	dull fish scale	3,780
	Dump Truck	3
	dungeoneer's dungarees	3
	duonoculars	4
	Duskwalker fangs	31
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty barrel	321
	dusty bottle of Marsala	53
	dusty bottle of Merlot	121
	dusty bottle of Muscat	119
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	94
	dusty bottle of Port	102
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	88
	dusty Crimbo crate	2
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dwarf bread	3
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola	15
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	eagle feather	75
	eagle's milk	303
	ear candle	316
	ear poison	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	51
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	Ecto-Cooler	10
	ectoplasmic orbs	156
	ectoplasmic paste	2
	Effermint™ tablets	13
	effervescent potion	7
	effluvious emerald	7
	eggbeater	42
	eggnog	1,274
	eggwater	5
	Egnaro berry	5
	eighth plague	2
	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
	El Vibrato energy spear	2
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	8
	elderly jawbreaker	2
	eldritch distillate	1
	eldritch dough	9
	eldritch effluvium	2,830
	eldritch extract	2
	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
	electric copperhead potion	243
	electric mushroom	2
	electric pants	10
	Electric Punch	1
	electric snakebite	18
	electrical thingamabob	728
	electronic Brain Trainer game	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	electronics kit	270
	elegant nightstick	116
	eleven-foot pole	173
	Elf Army machine parts	20
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	50
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
	Elf Guard honor present	13
	Elf Guard hotpants	11
	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
	Elf Guard insignia (private)	6
	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
	Elf Guard MPC	1,001
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
	Elf Guard patrol cap	9
	Elf Guard payroll bag	7
	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	2
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	9
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	90
	elven cellocello	63
	elven hardtack	53
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	14
	elven moonshine	72
	elven socks	54
	elven squeeze	46
	elven suicide capsule	64
	elven tambourine	1
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	11
	embezzler's oil	708
	emergency glowstick	46
	emotion chip	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	165
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	102
	empty meat tank	33
	En Una Fila Tequila	2
	enchanted barbell	9
	enchanted bean	36
	enchanted bean burrito	29
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
	enchanted muesli	35
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enchanted toothpick	7
	encoder ring	287
	energized spores	115
	energy drink IV	98
	Engorged Sausages and You	2
	ennui-flavored potato chips	365
	enormous belt buckle	310
	enormous hoop earring	5
	Ent cider	39
	eraser nubbin	13
	ert grey goo ring	37
	escargotsicle	9
	etched hourglass	1
	Event Horizon	1
	everfull glass	2
	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
	evil paper umbrella	1
	evil teddy bear	2
	excitement pill	15
	exotic jungle fruit	172
	exotic travel brochure	5
	expensive camera	607
	expensive champagne	3
	experimental serum G-9	2
	experimental serum P-00	12
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	2
	expired MRE	42
	exploding hacky-sack	23
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	312
	extra-flat panini	69
	extra-greasy slider	2
	extra-grubby grub	25
	extra-see-thru nightie	8
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	4
	extra-strength strongness elixir	21
	extra-toasted half sandwich	9
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	19
	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
	eXtreme meat staff	2
	eXtreme meat sword	3
	eXtreme mittens	23
	eXtreme nose ring	4
	eXtreme scarf	34
	extremely confusing manual	10
	extremely skinny jeans	8
	extremely slippery nipple	1
	Eye Agate	655
	Eye and a Twist	206
	eyebrow lifter	1
	eyedrops of newt	4
	eyepatch	234
	f3d0r4	6
	fabric hardener	299
	fabric softener	294
	facsimile dictionary	31
	faded green protest sign	2
	faded red protest sign	2
	fake blood	19
	fake fake vomit	268
	fake hand	301
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
	familiar scrapbook	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	119
	fancy bath salts	253
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy beer bottle	149
	fancy beer label	155
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
	fancy canapés	3
	fancy chess set	1
	fancy chocolate	6
	fancy chocolate car	6
	fancy dress ball	5
	fancy opera glasses	66
	fancy party pants	1
	fancy seashell necklace	200
	fancy tin beer can	77
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	fat bottom quark	30
	fat stacks of cash	877
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	1,196
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	10
	FDKOL tattoo	2
	Feliz Navidad	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	20
	ferret bait	779
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	3
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive egg sac	3
	festive holiday hat	51
	festive sausage	14
	fetid feather	8
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	figurine of a charred seal	35
	figurine of a cold seal	83
	figurine of a shadowy seal	29
	figurine of a sleek seal	42
	figurine of a slippery seal	8
	figurine of a stinking seal	21
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	47
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	347
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filled mosquito	1,134
	filth-encrusted futon	4
	filthy armor	44
	filthy corduroys	140
	filthy knitted dread sack	146
	filthy monkey head	13
	filthy pestle	27
	filthy poultice	682
	fine aged cheddarwurst	22
	fine wine	148
	finger cymbals	105
	finger exerciser	376
	Finnish Fish	1
	fire	54
	fire ant pheromones	34
	fire axe	1
	fire crackers	15
	fire of unknown origin	153
	fire poi	468
	fire-roasted lake trout	80
	fireclutch	63
	fireman's helmet	1
	firemilk	3
	Firewater	1
	fish juice box	81
	fish-liver oil	91
	fishelada	20
	fist turkey outline	1
	fitness wristband	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	62
	five-fingered fern resin	28
	fizzing spore pod	1
	fizzy potion	3
	flagstone fez	5
	flagstone flag	12
	flagstone flail	5
	flagstone fleece	7
	flagstone flip-flops	7
	flagstone fringe	6
	flamin' bindle	3
	Flamin' Whatshisname	273
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	3
	flaming crutch	101
	flaming feather	22
	flaming glowsticks	1
	Flaming Knob	3
	flaming leaf crown	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	4
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming talons	4
	flan del mar	5
	flapper fly	1,051
	flaregun	187
	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	2
	flashing novelty button	1
	flask flops	152
	flask of Amontillado	4
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of egggrog	24
	flask of mining oil	325
	flask of moonshine	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of rainwater	89
	flask of tainted mining oil	77
	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,095
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	14
	flavored foot massage oil	990
	flavorless gruel	168
	flayed mind	1
	fleetwood chain	127
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	16
	fleshy putty	32
	flimsy clipboard	4
	flimsy hardwood scraps	363
	flirtatious feather	26
	floaty gravel	3
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	5
	floaty rock	1
	floaty rock helmet	1
	floaty rock necklace	1
	floaty rock pants	1
	floaty sand	37
	floaty stone sphere	1
	flour cookie	5
	flowing hippy skirt	58
	fluid of fudge-finding	4
	flute of flat champagne	177
	Flying Caipiranha	2
	flytrap pellet	13
	foam dart	999
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	28
	Fog Murderer	29
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (red)	1
	Folder Holder	1
	food drive button	1
	foolscap fool's cap	22
	foon	4
	foon of fearfulness	2
	foon of fleshiness	2
	foon of foulness	2
	foon of frigidity	2
	foon of fulmination	2
	foot-long hot daub	1
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest canopy bed	1
	forest spirit rattle	2
	forest tears	1
	fortifying hot cocoa	25
	fossilized baboon skull	3
	fossilized bat skull	6
	fossilized demon skull	2
	fossilized limb	120
	fossilized necklace	1
	fossilized serpent skull	3
	fossilized spider skull	7
	fossilized spike	77
	fossilized spine	13
	fossilized torso	52
	fossilized wing	30
	fossilized wyrm skull	2
	fountain 'soda'	13
	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
	Frat Army FGF	58
	frat brats	2
	frayed rope belt	7
	Freddy Kruegerand	45
	free-range mushroom	32
	freezerburned ice cube	3
	freightcake	8
	French slippers	1
	fresh can of paint	2
	freshwater fishbone	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	137
	fricasseed brains	198
	fried air	231
	Friendliness Beverage	116
	friendly cheez blob	1
	Friendly Turkey	6
	frightful feather	2
	frigid air mattress	5
	frigid fudgepuck	15
	frigid hankyū	27
	frigid mote	21
	frigid ninja stars	492
	frilly skirt	16
	frog lip-print	3
	Frogade	3
	Fromage Pinotage	4
	Frost™ brand sword	4
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	2
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	2
	frozen danish	4
	frozen feather	86
	frozen mushroom	18
	frozen nunchaku	50
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	3
	frozen turtle shell	26
	fruit bat	2
	fruitcake	1,215
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	1
	fruity pebble	55
	Fu Manchu Wax	1
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	13
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
	fudge lily	33
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	1,861
	fudgecycle	2
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	fumble formula	3
	Fun-Guy spore	5
	FunFunds™	269
	funhouse mirror	43
	funky dried mushroom	625
	funky eyepatch	1
	funny bone	20
	furniture dolly	55
	furry fur	75
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	3
	furry halo	3
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry pill	33
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	fustulent seal grulch	2
	future drug: Coolscaline	11
	future drug: Muscularactum	14
	future drug: Smartinex	13
	fuzzbump	4
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	81
	fuzzy dice	6
	fuzzy earmuffs	58
	fuzzy montera	93
	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
	gaffer's tape	56
	Gaia beads	509
	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
	Game Grid ticket	20
	Game Grid token	418
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	72
	gamer slurry	1
	gamma nog	1
	garbage juice slurpee	3,630
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	45
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
	gas balloon	1,048
	gas can	315
	Gathered Meat-Clip	629
	gator shades	41
	gator skin	188
	gauze garter	339
	gazely stare	3
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	2
	Gearhead Goo	10
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	137
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	16
	generic mana potion	25
	generic restorative potion	238
	ghost accordion	18
	ghost beer	4
	ghost bit	1
	ghost cucumber	143
	ghost of a necklace	223
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	ghost protocol	10
	ghost toga	4
	ghost trap	20
	ghostly body paint	66
	ghuol ears	588
	ghuol egg	829
	ghuol egg quiche	1
	ghuol guolash	279
	giant artisanal rice peeler	133
	Giant black monolith	28
	giant breath mint	3
	giant cactus quill	94
	giant candy cane	28
	giant clay ashtray	11
	giant designer sunglasses	46
	giant discarded bottlecap	75
	giant discarded plastic fork	61
	giant discarded torn-up glove	91
	giant foam finger	73
	giant giant moth dust	109
	giant glass of brandy	3
	giant green gummi bear	3
	giant green gummi ingot	2
	giant gym membership card	19
	giant heirloom grape tomato	226
	giant jar of protein powder	74
	giant motorcycle boots	22
	giant moxie weed	22
	giant neckbeard	56
	giant needle	108
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	25
	giant pinky ring	212
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	62
	giant spider leg	4
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	81
	giant turkey leg	160
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
	gibson	19
	gift card	10
	gift-a-pult	12
	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
	gilded BRICKO brick	3
	gilded trumpet	1
	gilt perfume bottle	7
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	17
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	ginger snaps	6
	gingerbread bugbear	1,162
	gingerbread horror	8
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread nylons	20
	gingerbread robot	5
	gingerbread wine	2
	ginormous pumpkin	20
	giraffe-necked turtle	36
	glacial clock	6
	glacial sapphire	3
	gladiator tunica	6
	glark cable	98
	glass eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	17
	glass of bourbon	6
	glass of drippy wine	3
	glass of gnat milk	79
	glass of goat's milk	214
	glass of herbal tequila	8
	glass of raw eggs	126
	glass of warm milk	89
	gleaming oyster egg	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening oyster egg	21
	glittery mascara	45
	glob of cream cheese	1
	glob of extra-green chlorophyll	3
	glob of green slime	35
	glob of salty molasses	111
	glob of spoiled mayo	113
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	121
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
	glowing fungus	16
	glowing New Age crystal	6
	glowing red eye	641
	glowing spore pod	9
	glowing syringe	1
	Glum berry	5
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatwing	266
	gnauga hide	4
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	2
	gnoll lips	16
	gnoll teeth	26
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	2
	Gnollish flyswatter	3
	Gnollish pie server	3
	Gnollish plunger	3
	Gnollish sangria	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	3
	Gnollish toolbox	11
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	Go-Wassail	81
	goat	1
	goat beard	13
	goat cheese	70
	goat cheese pizza	46
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	16
	gob of wet hair	1,080
	goblin autoblowgun	4
	goblin hunting spear	5
	goblin paste	6
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	24
	gold crown	4
	gold star	1
	gold toothbrush	27
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	7
	gold wedding ring	225
	golden fleece	7
	Golden Mean	1
	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	2
	golden ring	40
	goo magnet	1
	good brain	131
	Goodfella contract	24
	gooey lava globs	22
	gooey paste	2
	googly eye	36
	gooified animal matter	10
	gooified mineral matter	5
	gooified vegetable matter	1
	Gordon Bennett	2
	goth kid t-shirt	32
	GOTO	8
	government booze shipment	10
	government candy shipment	10
	government food shipment	10
	government per-diem	48
	gr8ps	81
	grain of sand	20,716
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	81
	grapes	225
	grass clippings	18
	Grasshopper	4
	grassy cutlass	6
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	15
	grave robbing shovel	101
	graveyard snowglobe	10
	gray bow tie	42
	gray seashell	976
	grease trap	8
	greasy desk bell	3
	greasy paste	3
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	green and red bean	213
	green balloon	5
	green beer	9
	green BRICKO brick	5
	Green Burlap	2
	green candy heart	688
	green clay bead	23
	Green Clover of Justice	5
	green drunki-bear	2
	green eggnog	1
	green face paint	1
	green glowstick	1
	green gummi ingot	37
	green mana	15
	Green Manalishi	122
	green marshmallow	60
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	14
	green pixel	2,510
	green seashell	1,018
	green smoke bomb	126
	green snowcone	460
	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
	gremlin juice	294
	gremlin mutagen	2
	grey gosling	1
	grilled mooseflank	3
	grim fairy tale	517
	Grimacite guayabera	1
	grimstone mask	44
	grimy lab coat	2
	grinning turtle	1
	grip key	2
	grisly shell fragment	8
	grizzled bearskin	1
	grog nuts	1
	grogpagne	27
	Groll doll	120
	groose grease	609
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	187
	groupie lipstick	21
	groveling gravel	171
	grubby wool	202
	grue egg	283
	grumpy old man charrrm	57
	grungy bandana	4
	grungy flannel shirt	12
	guancertina	2
	guard turtle collar	25
	guard turtle shell	28
	guilty sprout	237
	guitar pick	168
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi canary	6
	gummi salamander	8
	gummi snake	10
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	15
	Gummi-Gnauga	6
	Gummy Brains	8
	gun cleaning kit	2
	gunky chicken	17
	gunner's daughter	1
	gunwale	3
	guy made of bee pollen	1
	Guzzlr cocktail set	378
	Guzzlr pants	1
	Guzzlr shoes	1
	Guzzlrbuck	703
	gym membership card	151
	gyroscope	6
	haemolymphnode	20
	haggis socks	184
	haggis-infused soap	334
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	184
	hair of the fish	8
	hair oil	14
	hair spray	123
	Half a Purse	22
	half-baked potion	76
	half-melted spoon	4
	half-orchid	329
	half-rotten brain	3
	half-size scalpel	132
	half-sized guitar	4
	halfberd	4
	ham steak	1
	hamethyst	23
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamlet sandwich	3
	hand grenegg	12
	Hand in Glove	1
	hand of cards	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of barley	1,254
	handful of Boltsmann bearings	7
	handful of confetti	313
	handful of drink tickets	5
	handful of fire	28
	handful of hand chalk	443
	handful of honey	21
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of moss	102
	handful of nuts and berries	39
	handful of pine needles	13
	handful of sand	2,973
	handful of sawdust	136
	handful of Smithereens	1,830
	handful of stubble	23
	handful of tips	268
	handful of walnuts	192
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	9
	handyman "hand soap"	1
	happiness	27
	hard rock	41
	hard spore pod	12
	hardened slime belt	4
	hardened slime hat	4
	hardened slime pants	2
	hardening cream	32
	harem girl t-shirt	16
	Hatorade	2
	haunted battery	27
	haunted eggnog	1
	haunted flame	1
	haunted gimlet	4
	haunted martini	2
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	47
	hawkface potion	2
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
	Haymaker	1
	head mirror	129
	head-mounted Trainbot	2
	headhunter necktie	27
	heart necklace	35
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	22
	heart-shaped balloon	11
	heart-shaped candy whetstone	1
	heat-resistant necktie	2
	heavy crown	2
	heavy D	137
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
	hedgeturtle	232
	Heimandatz's heart	2
	hell in a bucket	2
	Hell ramen	2
	hellion cube	238
	hellseal claw	287
	hellseal whisker	285
	helmet turtle	233
	hemp candy necklace	6
	hemp net	2
	hemp string	18
	henna face paint	388
	herb brownies	3
	herbal stuffing	23
	herbs	62
	hermedisiac cologne	1
	hermit factoid	10
	hermit permit	283
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	72
	Herringtini	2
	hibernating robot reindeer	1
	hideous egg	13
	high-calorie sugar substitute	326
	high-energy mining laser	16
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-temperature mining drill	3
	high-temperature mining mask	5
	Highest Bitter	2
	hill of beans	23
	hippo whip	3
	hippopotamus skin	18
	hipposkin poncho	4
	Hippy Army MPE	451
	hippy bongo	53
	hippy medical kit	706
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	788
	hipster cocktail	3
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo nickel	1,578
	hockey stick of furious angry rage	1
	Hodgman's blanket	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	3
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holiday cheese log	14
	holiday log	4
	holistic headache remedy	545
	Hollandaise helmet	225
	hollow rock	74
	holly-flavored Hob-O	4
	holo-bomber	11
	holo-platoon	10
	holo-tank	9
	holy bomb, batman	16
	home robotics kit	208
	Homebodyl™	1
	honey bun of Boris	2
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	10
	honey-dew	5
	honey-dipped locust	37
	honey-drenched ham slice	9
	hopping socks	6
	horizontal tango	6
	hors d'oeuvre tray	36
	hot ashes	76
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot coal	57
	hot cocoa au beurre	10
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	8
	hot date	175
	hot daub	36
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	208
	hot katana blade	391
	hot mint schnocolate	2
	hot nuggets	391
	hot plate	216
	hot powder	134
	hot spore pod	4
	hot wine	24
	hot wing	933
	hotel minibar key	3
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
	housekeeping automa-core	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Avoid Scams	4,745
	How to Play Othello	3
	huge bowl of candy	6
	huge Crimbo cookie	6
	huge mint leaf	24
	huge pumpkin	35
	huge spoon	74
	human musk	55
	Hundred Headed IPA	2
	hunk of granite	1
	hushed puppy	4
	hustler shades	17
	hypodermic needle	3
	ice harvest	113
	Ice Island Long Tea	3
	ice porter	137
	ice rice	14
	ice sickle	1
	ice stein	15
	ice wine	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	35
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	38
	ice-cold six-pack	1
	ice-cold Willer	97
	Iceberglar scarf	29
	iced plum wine	388
	icing poncho	2
	icy hairspray	37
	icy katana hilt	89
	icy mushroom wine	1
	igloo pie	4
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	89
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	60
	illegal firecracker	13
	imitation crab crate	12
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation White Russian	625
	immense cyborg hand	3
	imp air	17
	Imp Ale	1,485
	imp unity ring	105
	imported lemon lozenge	1
	imported taffy	77
	improved martini	2
	impure gasoline	16
	in-the-box spring shoes	1
	incense bath ball	12
	incredible pizza	30
	industrial strength starch	58
	industrially-crushed ice	18
	infernal fife	49
	infernal insoles	66
	ingot of seal-iron	237
	ingot turtle	6
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	944
	insanely spicy bean burrito	57
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	51
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	45
	Instant Karma	192
	intact anemone spike	99
	interesting-looking twig	100
	intriguing puzzle box	3
	invisibility cream	1
	invisible bag	2
	irate sombrero	4
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	3
	Iron Beta of Industry	152
	iron chain	1
	iron torso box	1
	ironic moustache	3
	irradiated candy cane	5
	irradiated pet snacks	2
	irradiated turtle	99
	irritability potion	31
	Island Hurricane	1
	Island Landslide	5
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	5
	jack flapper	5
	Jack-in-the-box	46
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	1
	Jacob's rung	8
	jagged scrap metal	58
	jagged tooth	1
	jam band bootleg	255
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	janglin' bones	67
	jangly bracelet	2
	January's Garbage Tote	1
	jar full of wind	59
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	10
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	3
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
	Jarlsberg's pan	1
	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
	jaunty feather	52
	java cookie	3
	jawbruiser	2
	jazz soap	297
	jazzy cigarette holder	13
	Jefferson wings	29
	Jekyllin hide belt	1
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	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	3
	jerky coins	86
	jigsaw blade	15
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	jingling spore pod	30
	jive turkey leg	13
	Jocko Homo's head	2
	Jolly Roger charrrm	5
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	37
	joybuzzer	349
	jug of booze	1
	jug-o-magicalness	10
	jumbo olive	49
	jumping bean burrito	18
	jungle drum	68
	jungle floor wax	133
	Jungle Juice	1
	juniper berries	23
	junk food	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	2
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	keel-haulin' knife	3
	Keese berry	5
	keg shield	124
	kelp	1,316
	kelp-holly gun	2
	kerosene-soaked skip	1
	ketchup hound	819
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	kickback cookbook	2
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	44
	killing jar	19
	kilopede skull	9
	Kissin' Cousins	9
	kite	8
	kiwi	122
	kiwi beak	16
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	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	20
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	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
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	Knob Goblin firecracker	560
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	Knob Goblin harem veil	227
	Knob Goblin love potion	37
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	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	97
	Knob Goblin pants	264
	Knob Goblin perfume	36
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
	Knob Goblin scimitar	284
	Knob Goblin spatula	8
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	Knob Goblin tongs	288
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	732
	Knob jelly donut	20
	knob ka-bobs	3
	Knob lo mein	2
	Knob mushroom	71
	knob mushroom wine	3
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	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	3
	Knob stuffed shells	15
	knobby helmet turtle	25
	Knoll mushroom	67
	knuckle sandwich	40
	kobold kibble	2
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	35
	Kokomo Resort Chip	61
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	6
	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	9
	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
	kumquartz	4
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	152
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	7
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	5
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	ladle of mystery	1
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	large box	75
	large tankard of ale	3
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	Lars the Cyberian	4
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	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
	Lavalos's shell	1
	lavawater	5
	lavender candy heart	650
	lavender candygram	3
	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
	lavender striped oyster egg	4
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	LCD game: Burger Belt	145
	LCD game: Food Eater	126
	LCD game: Garbage River	137
	lead necklace	8
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
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	leaflet	4
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	leather glove	65
	leather mask	127
	leathery bat skin	64
	leathery cat skin	342
	leathery rat skin	2,230
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	Lederhosen of the Night	5
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	leftover chocolate bar	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	5
	leftover pasty	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	250
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	legitimate business on the beach	10
	lemon	578
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	2
	Leonard's glasses	36
	leotarrrd	4
	lesser grodulated violet	348
	Let Me Be!	6
	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	9
	lewd playing card	10
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	libation of liveliness	1
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	licorice root	55
	licorice snake	2
	lihc eye	798
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	161
	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
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	lime	257
	lime supersucker	1
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	line	1,050
	linoleum crossbow	1
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	lint	1
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	liquid shifting time weirdness	8
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	liquid SONAR	1
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	little firkin	2,393
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	little red jam	1
	live wire	10
	llama lama gong	487
	loadstone	17
	Loathing Idol Microphone	227
	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	6
	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	7
	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	12
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	Lockenstock™ sandals	570
	Locust	3
	lodestone	9
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	lollipop stick	9
	London frog	1
	long pork	463
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	76
	longhaired hippy wig	11
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	loofah lavalier	1
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	loofah lumberjack's hat	1
	loose teeth	1,686
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	191
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	lost key	180
	lotion of coldness	19
	lotion of stench	1
	Louder Than Bomb	26
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,026
	love song of disturbing obsession	205
	love song of icy revenge	193
	love song of naughty innuendo	125
	love song of smoldering passion	88
	love song of sugary cuteness	220
	love song of vague ambiguity	126
	lovecat tail	6
	low tide martini	1
	low-budget shield	8
	lowercase N	132
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	Lumineux Limnio	5
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	lynyrd musk	38
	lynyrd skin	75
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	109
	lynyrd snare	13
	M-242	3
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	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	4
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	187
	madius	6
	Mae West	14
	Mae West with a fly in it	2
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	magical mystery juice	288
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	magical sausage casing	1,153
	magicalness-in-a-can	143
	magicberry tablets	322
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	magnum of fancy champagne	2
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	makeshift turban	1
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	Manual of Lock Picking	1
	Manual of Secret Door Detection	15
	map to a candy-rich block	67
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	maple syrup	13
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	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	16
	Mark II Steam-Hat	4
	Mark III Steam-Hat	4
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	2
	Mark V Steam-Hat	7
	Marltini	3
	Marquis de Poivre soda	8
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	marshmallow bomb	140
	marshmallow flambé	5
	martini	190
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive wrench	2
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	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	3
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	4
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	37
	MayDay™ contract	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	174
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	11
	meadeorite	3
	Meat Butler	3
	meat engine	21
	meat stack	523
	meat vortex	348
	Meat-inflating powder	4
	Meatcleaver	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	84
	megacopia	7
	megatofu	36
	Meleegra™ pills	16
	melon-infused sake	3
	melted Jell-o shot	21
	memory of a C	28
	memory of a G	25
	memory of a GT base pair	2
	memory of a T	28
	memory of an A	18
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	29
	mentholated wine	2
	menudo	2
	Mer-kin breastplate	2
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	Mer-kin cheatsheet	7
	Mer-kin cookiestove	65
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	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	4
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	Mer-kin healscroll	8
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	Mer-kin hookspear	6
	Mer-kin killscroll	15
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	Mer-kin paste	7
	Mer-kin pinkslip	7
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	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	6
	Mer-kin rollpin	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	2
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
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	Mer-kin strongjuice	4
	Mer-kin takebag	5
	Mer-kin thighguard	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	3
	mesh cap	308
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	22
	mesquito proboscis	10
	metal band T-shirt	5
	metallic A	1,113
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	22
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	104
	Microplushie: Bropane	133
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	44
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	62
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	24
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	91
	Microplushie: Hippylase	125
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	17
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	75
	Microplushie: Otakulone	180
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	86
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	112
	mid-level medieval mead	2
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	260
	midget clownfish	1
	midriff scrubs	42
	milestone	152
	milk of magnesium	198
	Milk Studs	26
	milky potion	7
	mime eraser	5
	mime soul fragment	62
	mimosette	14
	mind flayer corpse	20
	mineapple	20
	miner's helmet	29
	miner's pants	24
	mini-martini	48
	miniature antlers	2
	miniature boiler	24
	miniature goose mask	1
	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
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	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	14
	miniscule temporal rip	1
	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
	mint condition magnifying glass	2
	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
	Misty Cape	89
	Misty Cloak	81
	Misty Robe	56
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	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1,094
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	Mohawk wig	199
	Mohobo	1
	moist barrel	463
	moist Crimbo spices	116
	moist sailor's cap	3
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	mole molé	6
	molehill mountain	10
	molotov cocktail cocktail	396
	molten brick	94
	molten scrap metal	35
	Mon Tiki	76
	monkey wrench	22
	monomolecular yo-yo	485
	Monstar energy beverage	100
	monster pants	10
	mood ring	257
	moonberry wine cooler	23
	Moonds	4
	moose antlers	5
	moose chocolate	13
	moose thought	14
	mooseflank	20
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	2
	moreltini	5
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
	morning dew	1
	Mornington crescent roll	311
	Mortimer's nostrum	17
	Morto Moreto	4
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	moss mantle	1
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	moss megaphone	1
	moss mitre	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	46
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	31
	mother's little helper	95
	mother's necklace	296
	mother's secret recipe	3
	motivational poster	22
	mouldering barrel	192
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	12
	Mountain Stream soda	107
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	moustache sock	3
	moxie weed	328
	Mr. Accessaturday	4
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Big's Wallet	1
	Mr. Haggis	84
	Mr. Joe's bangles	10
	Mr. Mediocrebar	124
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	35
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	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	muffled muffuletta	5
	mulled hobo wine	11
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	multi-level marzipan	11
	mummified entombed cookbookbat	1
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	mummy wrapping	514
	murky potion	17
	Muschat	15
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	mushroom whiskey	2
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	muskox-skin cap	2
	My First Art of War	21
	My First Paycheck envelope	1
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	Mysterious Black Box	2
	Mysterious Blue Box	1
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	mysterious silver lapel pin	2
	Mysterious Stranger	1
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	nail file	319
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	nanite-infested eggnog	12
	nanite-infested fruitcake	11
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	18
	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	130
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	nasty snuff	6
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	nastygeist	5
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	natto-infused sake	5
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	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
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	negative lump	2
	Neuromancer	2
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	Neverending Party guest pass	1
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	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	88
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	nothingtini	2
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	O	3
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	ocarina of space	36
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	ocean motion	4
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	off-white plastic oyster egg	2
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
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	officer's nog	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	18
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	oil of expertise	1
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	Oil of Parrrlay	19
	oil of stability	13
	oil shell	26
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	ointment of the occult	2
	Okee-Dokee soda	2
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
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	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	11
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	old eyebrow pencil	92
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	old rosewater cream	99
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	original G	238
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	Osk'r Chow	1
	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
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	overcookie	9
	overflowing gift basket	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	62
	overloaded Yule battery	8
	overly-fancy hot cocoa	11
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	50
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	oversized pipe	1,526
	oversized pizza cutter	300
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	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
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	PADL Phone	167
	page of the Necrohobocon	53
	pail	141
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3
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	painting of a glass of wine	9
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	palm frond	220
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	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
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	papaya sling	3
	papaya slung	2
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	paperclip	47
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	papier-mâchéte	1
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	papier-masque	1
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	papier-mochi	1
	papotion of papower	2
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	parasitic headgnawer	1
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	parisian cathouse	1
	party balloon	9
	party beer bomb	8
	party crasher	1
	party platter for one	21
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	Party-in-a-Can™	23
	passable elf mask	18
	pasta spoon	251
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
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	patchouli incense stick	55
	patchouli oil bomb	23
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	patent invisibility tonic	2
	patent leather shoes	32
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	288
	peace accordion	23
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	peach	44
	peach lozenge	1
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	pear	28
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	pec oil	50
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	pencil stub	9
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	penguin skin buckler	2
	penguin thesaurus	31
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	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentagram bandana	113
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	peppermint donut	1
	peppermint eel sauce	216
	peppermint harpoon gun	1
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	peppermint rhino baby	2
	peppermint sprout	186
	peppermint tack	5
	peppermint tailings	9
	peppermint-scented socks	8
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	3
	perforated battle paddle	295
	perl necklace	4
	perpendicular guano	14
	perpendicular hula	4
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
	personal massager	628
	personalized birthday cake	10
	personalized coffee mug	983
	pestopiary	581
	pet anchor	2
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	212
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	184
	Pete's rich ricotta	2
	Pete's wiley whey bar	2
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	2
	petrified wood	208
	pewter claymore	8
	pewter shavings	1
	ph balancer	13
	phat turquoise bead	25
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	Phil Collins	3
	philosopher's scone	50
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	3
	Phlegethon	2
	phonics down	31
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	937
	physiostim pill	19
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	171
	pickelhaube	7
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	13
	pickled bread	9
	pickled grasshopper	1
	pickpocket protector	23
	Piddles	10
	pie man was not meant to eat	45
	piece of after eight	6
	piece of coral	184
	piece of driftwood	63
	piece of wedding cake	16
	pig-iron bracers	1
	pig-iron helm	1
	pig-iron shinguards	1
	pigeon egg	95
	pile of candy	14
	pile of dusty animal bones	71
	pile of gritty sand	8
	pile of jumping beans	33
	pile of Trainbot parts	233
	pile of useless robot parts	6
	pill cup	195
	pillow shell	6
	pine cone	1
	pine tar	16
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	25
	ping-pong paddle	1
	pink candy heart	770
	pink candygram	1
	pink clay bead	41
	pink glowstick	12
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink plastic baby	4
	pink pony	24
	pink slime	379
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	5
	pint of sweat	160
	piranha pollen	197
	pirate cream pie	14
	pirate encryption key alpha	4
	pirate encryption key bravo	4
	pirate encryption key charlie	4
	pirate encryption key delta	4
	pirate pamphlet	3
	pirate pelvis	59
	PirateRealm membership packet	1
	piscatini	1
	pitchfork	85
	pitted sheet metal	73
	pixel beer	3
	pixel cross	20
	pixel daiquiri	2
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	13
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	3
	pixel whip	8
	pixellated candy heart	9
	Pizza of Legend	1
	Plague of Locusts	1
	plague pie	43
	plaid swatch	104
	plain bagel	9
	plain calzone	1
	plain candy cane	1
	plain old beer	51
	plain snowcone	508
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	43
	plastic ingot	916
	plastic Jefferson wings	104
	plastic nunchaku	151
	plastic passion fruit	25
	plexiglass pants	1
	plexiglass pendant	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	1
	plexiglass pinky ring	1
	plexiglass pith helmet	1
	plexiglass pocketwatch	1
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	273
	plum	117
	plum wine	1
	plunge-leg	5
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	3
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
	pocket lint (blue)	2
	pocket lint (white)	2
	pocket theremin	8
	pocket wish	1,015
	pocketwatch on a chain	22
	pog #01 (spider)	5
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	6
	pog #03 (warwelf)	2
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	2
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	3
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	6
	pointed stick	70
	pointy mushroom	5
	pointy mushroom wine	2
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	14
	poisonous caviar	1
	poisonsettia	30
	Poké-Gro fertilizer	24
	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	25
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	14
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	9
	Polka Pop	5
	polka-dot bow tie	4
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	5
	polyalloy shield	1
	Polysniff Perfume	83
	poncho de azucar	2
	ponytail clip	119
	pool cue	209
	pool of liquid metal	11
	pool shark hair oil	55
	pool torpedo	188
	poppy	46
	popsicle stick	33
	popular tart	1
	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porkpocket	12
	porquoise bracelet	3
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	2
	porquoise ring	1
	portable cassette player	183
	portable housekeeping robot	1
	portable Mayo Clinic	1
	portable ping-pong table	1
	portable steam unit	3
	possessed tomato	4
	possessed top	3
	possibility potion	1
	post-holiday sale coupon	186
	potato alarm clock	3
	potato sprout	3
	potion of punctual companionship	57
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	91
	potion of the litterbox	4
	pottery club	2
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poutine	18
	powdered candy sushi set	4
	powdered donut	4
	powdered gold	9
	powdered organs	3
	powdered powdered sugar	4
	powdered sealbone	68
	power pill	2
	power seed	1
	power sock	10
	pr0n legs	55
	pr0n m4nic0tti	2
	prank Crimbo card	1
	precision snowball	21
	pregnant mushroom	1
	premium malt liquor	170
	prescription teeth whitener	1
	press-on ribs	122
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pretty flower	149
	primitive alien booze	2
	primitive candy cane	4
	prismatic wad	1,209
	pristine fish scale	33
	pristine piranha seed	4
	pristine walrus tusk	1
	pro skateboard	1
	probability potion	537
	procrastination potion	105
	programmable turtle	72
	projectile chemistry set	33
	prosthetic forehead	7
	prototype stimulant	1
	prussian cathouse	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	2
	psycho sweater	1
	Psychotic Train wine	28
	pteruges	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	2
	puce plastic oyster egg	7
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	puce striped oyster egg	4
	puff of smoke	11
	pulled blue taffy	268
	pulled green taffy	168
	pulled indigo taffy	160
	pulled orange taffy	261
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulled red taffy	284
	pulled violet taffy	264
	pulled yellow taffy	119
	pulsing flesh	3
	pump-up high-tops	2
	pumpkin	780
	pumpkin beer	176
	pumpkin pie	6
	pumpkinhead mask	2
	punch-drunk punch	172
	Punching Potion	1
	Punchplanter	3
	punk patch	105
	punk rock jacket	64
	Purple Beast energy drink	252
	purple corpsel	6
	purple glowstick	15
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple snowcone	494
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	3
	Putrid Pendant	2
	pygmy adder oil	540
	pygmy blowgun	224
	pygmy briefs	60
	pygmy concertinette	16
	pygmy dart	64
	pygmy nose-bone	84
	pygmy papers	108
	pygmy phone number	151
	pygmy pygment	180
	pygmy spear	38
	pygmy witchhazel	57
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	4
	quantum of familiar	21
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	R'lyeh	1
	rabbit punch	2
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Rad Lib	3,468
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	2
	radiation-resistant helmet	15
	radiator heater shield	4
	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
	radium-flavored potato chips	365
	raffle prize box	3
	rag doll	1
	rainbow glitter candle	350
	ram horns	31
	Ram's Face Lager	5
	rare oboe	2
	raspberry	67
	rat appendix	1,774
	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	3
	ratgut	170
	ratini	10
	rattler rattle	23
	Rattlin' Chains	2
	ratty knitted cap	121
	rave whistle	33
	ravenous eye	10
	ravioli hat	226
	raw bread	106
	raw cranberry sauce	100
	raw gravy	92
	raw green beans	101
	raw mincemeat	82
	raw potato	119
	raw stuffing	96
	raw sweet potato	65
	razor-sharp can lid	328
	really dense meat stack	6
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick spine	13
	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	14
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	11
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	16
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	16
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	13
	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	11
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	10
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	16
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	15
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	12
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	24
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	17
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	20
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	13
	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	14
	record of infuriating silence	2
	record of menacing silence	2
	record of tranquil silence	2
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
	red ale	6
	red and green rain stick	1
	red armband	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	169
	red badge	119
	red balloon	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	2
	red blood cells	283
	red book	119
	red box	13
	red button	1,127
	red China marble	3
	red coat	107
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	2
	red eye	57
	red face paint	1
	red foxglove	3
	red gummi ingot	41
	red letter	477
	red mana	15
	red masque	108
	red paisley oyster egg	1
	Red Pill	2
	red pixel	2,904
	red pixel potion	56
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	2
	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
	red red wine	474
	red rocket	109
	Red Roger's red left foot	1
	Red Roger's red left hand	1
	Red Roger's red right foot	1
	Red Roger's red right hand	2
	Red Rover BB gun	60
	red rum	432
	red shirt	105
	red shoe	114
	red silk skirt	92
	red snowcone	470
	red striped oyster egg	2
	red tulip	1
	red velvet cake	452
	Red X Shield	133
	red-and-green sweater	46
	red-headed corpse	4
	red-hot boilermaker	30
	red-hot medallion	1
	red-hot poker	124
	red-hot sausage fork	190
	red-soled high heels	1
	red-spotted snapper roe	1
	regular-size brogurt	2
	reindeer hammer	1
	reindeer sickle	1
	reinforced beaded headband	232
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	remaindered axe	6
	reodorant	1
	replica Elf Guard medal	1
	residual chitin paste	3
	residual zeal	10
	resolution: be feistier	364
	resolution: be happier	291
	resolution: be kinder	196
	resolution: be luckier	136
	resolution: be more adventurous	142
	resolution: be sexier	231
	resolution: be smarter	279
	resolution: be stronger	226
	resolution: be wealthier	305
	returned Thinknerd package	22
	reusable shopping bag	1
	reverse Tantalus	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
	ribbon candy	2
	rice bowl	45
	rickety old unicycle	1
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	3
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	22
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	305
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	24
	right half of a heart necklace	1
	rigid carapace	9
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	3
	ring of conflict	1
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	172
	Ring of Fire	2
	ring of fire resistance	4
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	7
	ring of increase damage	3
	ring of teleportation	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	5
	roasted vegetable focaccia	2
	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2
	robin nog	2
	robin's egg	29
	roboduck-on-a-string	2
	robot grease	39
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	5
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	2
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	5
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
	robotronic egg	19
	rock	6
	Rock and Roll Legend	5
	Rock Garden Guide	1
	Rock Pops	5
	rocket fuel	4
	rockfish stomach	7
	rockin' wagon	17
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2
	rocky raccoon	206
	rodeo whiskey	1
	rogue swarmer	61
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	7
	roll in the hay	23
	roll of toilet paper	656
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	20
	root beer	3
	rose	131
	rotten tomato	1
	rotting barrel	94
	rough fish scale	398
	round green sunglasses	134
	round purple sunglasses	298
	royal jelly	21
	rubber band gun	4
	rubber gloves	1
	rubber ribcage	6
	rubber spider	117
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	46
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	26
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	30
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	42
	ruby on canes	4
	ruby W	223
	rum and cola	35
	rum barrel charrrm	50
	rum-soaked fruitcake	20
	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
	runny fermented egg	2
	runny icing	122
	runproof mascara	266
	rusty bonesaw	29
	rusty chain necklace	77
	rusty compass	3
	rusty grave robbing shovel	109
	rusty hedge trimmers	86
	rusty speargun	4
	rutabuga bag	14
	rxr shield	1
	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
	sabre teeth	9
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	sack lunch	200
	Sacramento wine	3
	Safari Jack's moustache	5
	safarrri hat	7
	sake bomb	124
	salacious crumbs	1,100
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	3
	salamander spleen	7
	SalesCo sample kit	1
	salinated mint julep	2
	Salsa Caliente™ candle	158
	salt plum	254
	salt wages	65
	salt water taffy	4
	salted mutton	2
	salty dog	22
	salty gumdrop	106
	sand dollar	4,204
	sandwich of the gods	14
	sangria	9
	Satan hat	2
	Saturday Night Special	29
	saucepan	257
	Saucepanic	1
	savings bond	242
	savoy truffle	68
	sawblade fragment	40
	sawblade shield	82
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	scabrous seal epaulets	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	7
	scary death orb	1
	Scent of a Human™ candle	185
	scintillating oyster egg	2
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	110
	scotch on the rocks	1
	scrap metal	13
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1,325
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1,322
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1,298
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1,296
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1,333
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1,283
	screwdriver	32
	screwing pooch	130
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	209
	scroll of drastic healing	150
	scroll of minor invulnerability	996
	scroll of pasta summoning	31
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	18
	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	951
	scroll of Puddingskin	18
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	61
	scrumptious reagent	6,890
	scrunchie tourniquet	73
	Scuba Snack	1
	sea avocado	623
	sea blueberry	30
	sea broccoli	8
	sea carrot	590
	sea cauliflower	13
	sea cowbell	2
	sea cucumber	605
	sea grease	46
	sea honeydew	38
	sea jelly	35
	sea lace	30
	sea lasso	1
	sea leather	7
	sea lychee	38
	sea persimmon	37
	sea radish	2
	sea salt crystal	43
	sea salt scrubs	5
	sea tangelo	32
	seal tooth	325
	seal-blubber candle	4
	seal-brain elixir	1
	seal-clubbing club	312
	seal-skull helmet	231
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	5
	sealhide whip	1
	seared dino steak	1
	secret from the future	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	155
	security automa-core	4
	security flashlight	2
	seegar butt	2
	self-repairing earmuffs	4
	senate fly thorax	18
	Senior Mints	3,238
	sensitive poetry journal	9
	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
	serpentine sword	5
	servo-assisted exo-pants	20
	set of jacks	1
	sewage-clogged pistol	3
	sewer nuggets	175
	sewer snake	55
	sewer wad	19
	Sexy Cosmo	2
	shadow bread	113
	shadow brick	80
	shadow candle	1
	shadow chef's hat	1
	shadow flame	90
	shadow fluid	56
	shadow glass	33
	shadow hammer	1
	shadow hot dog	1
	shadow ice	46
	shadow martini	1
	shadow monocle	2
	shadow nectar	238
	shadow needle	1
	shadow pill	1
	shadow sausage	160
	shadow sinew	208
	shadow skin	60
	shadow stick	83
	shadow trousers	1
	shadow venom	82
	shadowy cat claw	6
	shaker of dry rub	13
	sham champagne	1
	shamanic ham	7
	shard of double-ice	555
	shark cartilage	2
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharpened hubcap	1
	sharpened spoon	25
	shaving cream	3
	sheet cake	9
	Shielding Potion	33
	shim of shame shale	5
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shingle	92
	shining goblet	3
	shining star cap	1
	shiny hood ornament	7
	shiny ring	215
	shiny tribal beads	4
	shipwright's hammer	3
	Shivering Chèvre	193
	shocked shell	16
	shoe ad T-shirt	116
	short beer	11
	short calculator	251
	short deposition	110
	short glass of water	14
	short stack of pancakes	25
	short stick of butter	15
	short white	13
	short writ of habeas corpus	24
	short-handled mop	79
	shortest-order cook	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	3
	shot of flower schnapps	4
	shot of granola liqueur	13
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	13
	shot of mescal	6
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	19
	shot of orange schnapps	19
	shot of peach schnapps	2
	shot of rotgut	3
	Shot of the Living Dead	3
	shot of tomato schnapps	14
	shot of wasp venom	741
	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	3
	shredded hellseal hide	9
	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
	shroomtini	2
	shuriken salad	407
	shushed potatoes	1
	signal fragment	18
	silent beret	1
	silent pea shooter	10
	Silver Bullet beer	7
	silver salt-shaker	1
	silver shotgun shell	2
	silver table-scraper	2
	silver tongue charrrm	50
	Simepore slime	1
	Sinful Desires	5
	single entendre	1
	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	single-use dust mask	73
	sinister ancient tablet	1
	sinister-looking cat	71
	sinistral homunculus	1
	Sitrep berry	4
	six pack of Mountain Stream	24
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	Sizzling Sinner	1
	sk8board	16
	skate blade	5
	skate skin	26
	skelelton spine	652
	skeletal banana	4
	skeleton beans	15
	skeleton bone	2,951
	skeleton key	38
	skeleton key ring	4
	skeleton quiche	1
	skewer	114
	ski resort souvenir crate	1
	skull of the Bonerdagon	5
	Skull Punch	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	Skullery Maid's Knee	65
	Skullhead's Screw	124
	Skully's hot chocolate	1
	slap and slap again	1
	slap and tickle	25
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	2
	sleaze nuggets	120
	sleaze powder	69
	sleazy hi mein	34
	sleeping patriotic eagle	1
	sleeping stocking	6
	sleeping wereturtle	26
	slick fish meat	1
	slide rule	5
	slime convention coupons	1
	slime convention flyers	1
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention t-shirt	1
	slime-soaked brain	2
	slime-soaked hypophysis	2
	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
	Slimosa	2
	slimy fermented bile bladder	84
	slimy sweetbreads	91
	slingshot	6
	slip 'n' slide	26
	Slippery Knob	2
	slippery when wet shield	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	slow jam collection	22
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
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	slug of shochu	1
	slug of vodka	1
	small box	25
	small leather glove	32
	Smart Bone Dust	23
	smart skull	1,219
	smart watch	1
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	smirking shrunken head	282
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	smoking grass	406
	smoky potion	57
	Smoldering Clover™ candle	137
	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	1
	SMOOCH soda	47
	smudged alchemical recipe	6
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	smut orc keepsake box	29
	smut orc sunglasses	113
	snake	3
	snakebite	2
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	snarling wolf shield	3
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	8
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	8
	sneaky wrapping paper	70
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	820
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	snow berries	57
	snow crab	1
	Snow Queen Crown	10
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	snowpack	2
	soap knife	253
	sock monkey	1
	soda water	12
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1,427
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	3
	software glitch	32
	soggy elf shoes	3
	soggy gingerbread chunk	118
	soggy used band-aid	170
	soilzerac	2
	solid baconstone earring	1
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	Source terminal file: pram.ext	1
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	spicy enchanted bean burrito	38
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	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
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	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	41
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	41
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
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	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	44
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
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	stinky hi mein	11
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	stolen office supplies	23
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	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
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	Strong, Silent Type	1
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	stuffed alien blob	12
	stuffed angry cow	167
	stuffed astral badger	185
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	229
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	190
	stuffed can of asparagus	2
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	stuffed Cheshire bitten	172
	stuffed cocoabo	117
	stuffed dodecapede	1
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	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	190
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	183
	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
	stuffed gray blob	322
	stuffed hand turkey	198
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	467
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	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	164
	stuffed martini	2
	stuffed Meat	267
	stuffed mind flayer	175
	stuffed mink	234
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	219
	stuffed ninja snowman	2
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	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	193
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	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	195
	stuffed snowy owl	178
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	225
	stuffed stab bat	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	172
	stuffed teddy butler	242
	stuffed tin of caviar	235
	stuffed treasure chest	452
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	183
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	stuffed zmobie	1
	stunt nuts	582
	sturdy cane	8
	sturdy Crimbo crate	2
	stylish swimsuit	175
	styrofoam ore	104
	subscription cocoa dispenser	2
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	sucker bucket	1
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	sucker scaffold	47
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	sugar fairy	6
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	sugar shard	8
	sugar sheet	1,725
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	suntan lotion of moxiousness	174
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
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	Sweet Sword	1
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	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	127
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	130
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	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
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	the most dangerous bait	9
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	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	2
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	2
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	2
	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
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	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
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	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
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	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	4
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	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	6
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	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	16
	tiny plastic Black Knight	32
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	tiny plastic blooper	43
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	tiny plastic briefcase bat	43
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	tiny plastic Felonia	21
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	30
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	49
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	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	41
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	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
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	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	40
	tiny plastic G Imp	37
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
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	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	39
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	37
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	tiny plastic grue	37
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	38
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	24
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	37
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	tiny plastic senile lihc	40
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	tiny plastic star starfish	41
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	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	10
	tiny plastic taco cat	50
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	28
	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
	tiny plastic The Man	22
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	35
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	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	34
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	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	29
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	45
	tiny plastic whitesnake	34
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	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
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