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Display Case for mskc (#995456)
This player is ranked #47 for Most Total Items with a total of 4,198,320 items.
This player is ranked #487 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,805 items.

This player is a member of the clan Silent Lucidity.

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mskc (#995456)
This player has 1,805 unique items and 4,198,320 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 55
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 3
1952 Mickey Mantle card 12
2-ball 3
3-ball 3
37x37x37 puzzle cube 142
4-ball 3
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 3
6-ball 3
7-ball 3
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 4
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
A. W. O. L. commendation 81
abominable snowcone 9
abstraction: action 74
abstraction: category 80
abstraction: certainty 49
abstraction: joy 61
abstraction: motion 52
abstraction: perception 94
abstraction: purpose 98
abstraction: sensation 73
abstraction: thought 83
actual reality goggles 61
adhesive tape dolly 1
airblaster gun 96
Alice's Army Alchemist 36
Alice's Army Bowman 22
Alice's Army Cleric 18
Alice's Army Coward 24
Alice's Army Dervish 4
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 2
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 3
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 2
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 2
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 36
Alice's Army Halberder 31
Alice's Army Hammerman 14
Alice's Army Horseman 14
Alice's Army Lanceman 14
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 37
Alice's Army Martyr 11
Alice's Army Ninja 34
Alice's Army Nurse 31
Alice's Army Page 34
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 32
Alice's Army Sniper 4
Alice's Army Spearsman 30
Alice's Army Swordsman 37
Alice's Army Wallman 38
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 30
Amulet of Yendor 235
ancient ice cream scoop 10
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 8
anemoney clip 2
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 197
anniversary balloon 11
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 3
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antimatter wad 15
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 5
antique beer 5
antique bottle opener 4
antique Canadian lantern 2
antique machete 10
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 2
antique nutcracker waistcoat 2
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 2
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 17
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 25
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 26
Artist's Spatula of Despair 24
Artist's Whisk of Misery 29
aspirin 1
astral mushroom 106
Atomic Comic 2
augmented-reality shades 1
Ax of L'rose 1
bacon bath ball 11
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bag of airline peanuts 224
bag of bones 9
bag of Iunion stones 1
bag of park garbage 41
bag of W&Ws 11
Baja sopapilla 10
balanced antler 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballpark hot daub 13
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 5
bananagate 2
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
barnacled barrel 251
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 8
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
Batfellow comic 2
bath ball gift set 12
battered Crimbo Crate 2
Beach Comb Box 1
beach glass necklace 1
beavermouth 28
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beholed bedsheet 4
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 53
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 20
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 18
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
Big Punk 4
big tun 218
bindlestocking 12
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
bite-me-red lipstick 231
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black and white cracker 4
black BRICKO brick 2
black candy heart 78
black candygram 1
black mana 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black snowcone 16
black striped oyster egg 1
black-and-blue light 728
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 6
blank note 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 480
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
Blood Light 37
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 3
blue mana 291
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue plasma ball 778
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue snowcone 188
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blueberry-frosted king cake 6
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 11
bone chips 922
bone crusher 1
bone flute 95
bone meal 11
bone rattle 15
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 13
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 5
boning knife 1
BOOterfinger 4
borg sock monkey 16
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 59
bottle of Crimbognac 4
bottle of fire 4
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bow 2
bow staff 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box of Dweebs 16
box of sunshine 2,575
BRAINS shorts 8
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
breaded beer 2
breakfast mess 346
brick 232
BRICKO brick 1,048
BRICKO bulwark 9
BRICKO eye brick 258
BRICKO pearl 4
BRICKO reactor 6
BRICKO trunk 3
brilliant oyster egg 26
brine 80
broken BRICKO brick 19
brown crock marble 7
brown plastic baby 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 6
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 13
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of sea grapes 480
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bundle of firewood 1
burrowgrub hive 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
campfire smoke 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 7
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of sardines 135
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 17
candied bolts 4
candied nuts 6
candied yams 14
candy brain 3
candy cane 53
candy cigarette 3
candy kneecapping stick 7
candy knuckles 2
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 9
canteen of wine 66
cap gun 51
Carol of the Bulls 3
Carol of the Hells 3
Carol of the Thrills 3
carton of rotten eggs 24
chainsaw chain 42
chaos butterfly 1,258
cheap elven gloves 44
cheap studded belt 752
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 52
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate bath ball 6
chocolate cigar 7
chocolate-covered caviar 3
chocolate-frosted king cake 10
Chroner 176
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 11
Cinco Mayo Lager 2
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Cloaca grenade 3
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clown hammer 201
club necklace 27
coarse hemp socks 1
coconut shell 1,223
Codpiece of the Goblin King 21
Cold Hots candy 3
cold mashed potatoes 157
cold nuggets 32
cold powder 34
cold seal sweat 11
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 100
communal gobstopper 4
concentrated fish broth 3
confiscated cell phone 118
confiscated comic book 122
confiscated love note 110
confusing LED clock 200
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 5
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
Corpse Island iced tea 18
corpse on the beach 19
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 23
corpsetini 17
corrupted data 328
cranberry schnapps 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 22
CRIMBCO scrip 180
CRIMBCO wine 22
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbeau de toilette 4
Crimbo candied pecan 720
Crimbo candle 3
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 42
Crimbo Credit 3
Crimbo dog sweater 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 3
Crimbo fudge 719
Crimbo peppermint bark 680
Crimbo pie 3
Crimbo salad 7
Crimbo tattoo kit 2
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbolex watch 2
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 17
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 9
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 3
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 2
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 2
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 2
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 8
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 7
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 4
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 5
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 9
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 9
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 4
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 10
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimboysters Rockefeller 4
Crimbuck 58
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 63
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 286
CSA bravery badge 325
CSA cheerfulness ration 194
CSA discount card 5
CSA fire-starting kit 393
CSA obedience grenade 344
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 214
cubic zirconia 12
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed swash buckle 1
cyan seashell 357
cyborg doll 19
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cylindrical mold 46
cymbal syrup 195
d10 195
d12 144
d20 165
d4 180
d6 220
d8 206
Daffy Taffy 96
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
decanter of fine Scotch 3
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 1
defective skull 234
delicious candy 1
deluxe fax machine 4
dented spoon 160
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 6
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
desktop zen garden 1
detour shield 1
deviled egg 58
diamond necklace 18
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 15
dill 150
dinner roll 128
disassembled clover 2,359
Disco Banjo 3
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 2
disco horoscope (Aries) 2
disco horoscope (Cancer) 2
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 5
disco horoscope (Gemini) 2
disco horoscope (Leo) 2
disco horoscope (Libra) 2
disco horoscope (Pisces) 2
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 2
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 2
disco horoscope (Taurus) 2
disco horoscope (Virgo) 2
disintegrating barrel 253
Distant Woods Getaway Brochure 1
divine champagne flute 397
DNOTC Box 2
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 3
dried gelatinous cube 1
drum of pomade 3
dry cleaning receipt 65
dry noodles 1,640
dueling turtle 1
dusty barrel 257
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dwarf bread 3
Dyspepsi grenade 3
easter egg balloon 51
Ecto-Cooler 10
Effermint™ tablets 13
eggnog 1,251
Egnaro berry 5
El Vibrato energy spear 2
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 2
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
elderly jawbreaker 1
electrical thingamabob 723
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 90
elven cellocello 63
elven moonshine 72
elven socks 54
elven suicide capsule 64
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 14
encoder ring 209
etched hourglass 1
evil teddy bear 2
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 2
explosion-flavored chewing gum 248
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-see-thru nightie 8
extremely skinny jeans 8
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fake fake vomit 201
fake hand 246
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy canapés 3
fancy chocolate 6
fancy chocolate car 6
fancy dress ball 5
FDKOL commendation 1,196
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 10
FDKOL tattoo 2
festive holiday hat 51
festive sausage 14
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
finger exerciser 172
fire 10
fire axe 1
fireman's helmet 1
fist turkey outline 1
fitness wristband 1
flan del mar 5
flashing novelty button 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of mining oil 325
flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of tainted mining oil 76
Flaskfull of Hollow 732
flavored foot massage oil 748
floaty gravel 3
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 5
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 37
floaty stone sphere 1
fluid of fudge-finding 4
foam dart 744
foetid seal tear 28
Folder Holder 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 3
fossilized baboon skull 3
fossilized bat skull 6
fossilized demon skull 2
fossilized limb 120
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 3
fossilized spider skull 7
fossilized spike 76
fossilized spine 13
fossilized torso 51
fossilized wing 29
fossilized wyrm skull 2
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 1
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 14
Friendliness Beverage 50
frigid fudgepuck 15
Frosty's frosty mug 2
Frown Exerciser 1
fruitcake 1,206
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 13
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
fudge lily 33
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 1,861
fudgecycle 2
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 43
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy montera 13
garbage juice slurpee 1,720
gas balloon 225
gearbox necklace 1
ghost cucumber 141
ghost of a necklace 13
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 10
ghost trap 20
ghostly body paint 66
giant candy cane 3
giant glass of brandy 3
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant pearl 1
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant turkey leg 7
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gift card 3
gift-a-pult 12
gilded BRICKO brick 3
gingerbread bugbear 1,162
gingerbread horror 8
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingerbread robot 5
glacial sapphire 3
gleaming oyster egg 1
glistening oyster egg 21
glob of salty molasses 111
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 58
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 2
glowing syringe 1
Glum berry 5
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 81
golden plastic oyster egg 2
golden ring 40
grain of sand 603
grape troll doll 1
graveyard snowglobe 6
gray bow tie 42
gray seashell 349
green and red bean 213
green balloon 5
green BRICKO brick 5
green candy heart 295
Green Clover of Justice 2
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
green glowstick 1
green gummi ingot 31
green peawee marble 14
green seashell 379
green snowcone 193
grilled mooseflank 3
Grimacite guayabera 1
grinning turtle 1
Groll doll 56
groovy prism necklace 1
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 2
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummy Brains 8
Guzzlr application 1
Guzzlr cocktail set 10
gym membership card 70
gyroscope 6
haggis socks 102
haggis-infused soap 161
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 95
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 104
handful of sand 484
handful of Smithereens 523
handmade hobby horse 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 47
heart necklace 24
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 13
heart-shaped balloon 11
Heimandatz's heart 1
hemp candy necklace 6
herb brownies 3
hermit factoid 3
herringcello 69
hibernating robot reindeer 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 165
high-energy mining laser 16
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 3
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 14
holiday log 4
holo-bomber 11
holo-platoon 10
holo-tank 9
home robotics kit 110
honey stick 3
hot daub 36
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot nuggets 83
hot powder 80
How to Avoid Scams 1,839
huge bowl of candy 6
hunk of granite 1
hushed puppy 4
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
icing poncho 2
iGoogly 1
imitation nice watch 1
immense cyborg hand 2
incense bath ball 12
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
intact anemone spike 99
intriguing puzzle box 3
invisible bag 2
Iron Beta of Industry 5
iron chain 1
irradiated candy cane 5
Jack-in-the-box 41
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jangly bracelet 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 10
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's pan 1
java cookie 3
jawbruiser 2
jazz soap 240
jerky coins 86
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 36
joybuzzer 267
kamicorpse-ee 1
Keese berry 5
kelp 479
kelp-holly gun 2
kerosene-soaked skip 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 44
Kissin' Cousins 6
kite 8
kiwi beak 7
knuckle sandwich 40
Kramco Industries packing carton 1
kumquartz 4
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 4
Lavalos's shell 1
lavender candy heart 278
lavender candygram 3
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawn dart 2
LCD game: Burger Belt 63
LCD game: Food Eater 58
LCD game: Garbage River 67
lead necklace 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
left half of a heart necklace 2
leftover Crimbo rations 5
lemonade marble 1
licorice garrote 2
licorice root 55
lime supersucker 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 1
liquid SONAR 1
little firkin 343
little paper umbrella 1,172
little red book 1
live wire 10
Lobos Mints 11
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 9
long skinny balloon 48
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
lost key 101
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 776
love song of disturbing obsession 106
love song of icy revenge 67
love song of naughty innuendo 54
love song of smoldering passion 34
love song of sugary cuteness 79
love song of vague ambiguity 77
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbitfish fin 137
lump of Brituminous coal 530
lunar isotope 1,266
LWA ring 1
M-242 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mae West with a fly in it 2
magenta seashell 346
magical ice cube with a fly in it 200
magical ice cubes 1,218
magicberry tablets 181
magilaser blastercannon 19
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 45
magnificent oyster egg 21
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
marshmallow flambé 5
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 82
meat paste 4,000,025
Meatcleaver 1
memory of a C 28
memory of a G 25
memory of a T 28
memory of an A 18
memory of some delicious amino acids 29
Mer-kin cookiestove 64
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 22
Microplushie: Bropane 73
Microplushie: Dorkonide 21
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 35
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 13
Microplushie: Gothochondria 50
Microplushie: Hippylase 59
Microplushie: Hipsterine 10
Microplushie: Hobomosome 37
Microplushie: Otakulone 92
Microplushie: Raverdrine 44
Microplushie: Sororitrate 58
Milk Studs 26
mime soul fragment 62
mind flayer corpse 20
miniature antlers 2
miniature gravy-covered maypole 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
miniscule temporal rip 1
mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag 2
mint-in-box Powerful Glove 1
moist barrel 85
moist Crimbo spices 116
molten brick 94
monomolecular yo-yo 484
mood ring 190
Moonds 3
mooseflank 20
mouldering barrel 11
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 35
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
muffled muffuletta 5
mummy costume 3
muskox-skin cap 2
mylar scout drone 21
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
Nadsat berry 5
nail file 153
nanite-infested candy cane 6
nanite-infested eggnog 12
nanite-infested fruitcake 11
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 18
nasty-smelling moss 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
Necbro wafers 78
necrotizing body spray 123
New Zealand iced tea 64
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 54
Nightstalker perfume 36
normal barrel 4,444
Northern pemmican 3
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 5
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
obnoxious riddle 2
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 6
old candy wrapper 135
old love note 154
old school beer pull tab 189
old school calculator watch 73
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
oldcake 6
oozenog 6
orange and black Crimboween candy 10
orange candy heart 340
orange candygram 1
orange snowcone 209
Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 8
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
outrageous sombrero 1
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder 1
overloaded micro-reactor 62
oversized fish scaler 1
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
pack of pogs 90
pair of bolt cutters 20
pair of pearidot earrings 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 14
pants of the Slug Lord 6
paperclip 47
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 13
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