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Display Case for Hairshirt (#998576)
This player is ranked #937 for Most Total Items with a total of 155,249 items.
This player is ranked #118 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,669 items.

This player is a member of the clan Pumpkin's Patch.

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Hairshirt (#998576)
This player has 4,669 unique items and 155,249 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 8
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 90
"meat" stick 55
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 4
1-ball 47
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 15
1952 Mickey Mantle card 5
2-ball 54
3-ball 54
37x37x37 puzzle cube 152
4-ball 70
4-dimensional fez 3
4-dimensional guitar 22
4:20 bomb 3
5-ball 32
6-ball 31
668 scroll 6
7-ball 39
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 231
8-billed baseball cap 7
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 4
99.44% pure math 1
a butt tuba 11
A Light that Never Goes Out 4
a little sump'm sump'm 49
A muse-bouche 3
abandoned candy 4
absentee voter ballot 9
abstraction: action 89
abstraction: category 62
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 4
abstraction: motion 5
abstraction: perception 72
abstraction: purpose 68
abstraction: sensation 76
abstraction: thought 82
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 85
accord ion 8
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 15
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 15
actual tapas 22
adder bladder 3
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 9
Adventurer bobblehead 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 5
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
airblaster gun 70
airborne mutagen 8
alabaster king 2
alabaster rook 1
alarm accordion 2
Alewife™ Ale 19
Alexy sauce 48
Alice's Army Spearsman 7
Alice's Army Swordsman 6
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien force field disruptor bean 4
alien meat 1
alien plant goo 1
alien source code printout 1
all-purpose cleaner 122
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 347
alphabet gum 6
alpine watercolor set 3
Ambitious Turkey 20
ammonite fossil 4
amok pudding 11
amok putter 4
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 3
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 6
ancient frozen dinner 60
ancient ice cream scoop 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 3
ancient medicinal herbs 3
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 8
ancient poisoned dart 102
Ancient Protector Soda 3
ancient protein powder 36
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient stone fist 100
ancient stone head 38
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 6
ancient vinyl coin purse 69
anemone sauce 4
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 265
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
angry inch 49
angst burger 2
animal part cracker 13
anise-flavored venom 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 47
ant hoe 1
ant pitchfork 1
anti-anti-antidote 34
anticheese 8
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 2
antique accordion 1
antique beer 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique Canadian lantern 8
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 60
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique packet of ketchup 61
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 3
antique shield 4
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spear 29
antique tacklebox 2
Argarggagarg's fang 9
armgun 39
armored prawn 2
around the world 4
arrowgram 107
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 76
artisanal limoncello 26
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
asbestos apron 12
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 146
asbestos sword 2
asbestos thermos 7
ASCII shirt 22
asparagus knife 5
assassin's cheese knife 9
asshat 13
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 64
augmented-reality shades 1
autocalliope 2
awful poetry journal 227
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 3
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 35
baby oil shooter 2
backwoods screwdriver 38
BACON 849
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 7
baconstone earring 1
baconstone ring 1
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 56
badass pie 1
bag of bones 8
bag of foreign bribes 2
bag of GORF 190
bag of GORP 366
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 5
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 103
bag of pygmy blood 60
bag of QWOP 29
bag of random words 1
bag of W&Ws 131
baggie of powdered sugar 4
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
Baja sopapilla 2
baked stuffing 1
balaclava 8
balaclava baklava 6
balanced antler 1
ball 3
ballast turtle 4
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 7
balloon sword 4
ballroom blintz 30
baloney rotgut 3
balsa plank 212
banana 119
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 134
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 2
banana-frosted king cake 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
bar skin 73
baritone accordion 1
bark rootbeer 3
barnacled barrel 193
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 80
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 5
barrel beryl 9
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 122
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 109
barrel-aged martini 104
barrrnacle 110
Barulio's bottle 2
baseball 4
Bash-Ōs boxtop 19
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic martini 41
basic meat kilt 1
bat guano 129
bat haggis 1
bat wing 369
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 3
batblade 4
batgut 302
bath ball gift set 12
batskin belt 2
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 8
battery-powered drill 2
Battlie Light Saver 59
battoo kit 1
bauxite beret 4
bazookafish bubble gum 26
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 281
beach glass bead 25
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 122
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 8
beard incense 7
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful rainbow 2
beaver spear 5
beavermouth 2
bed of coals 2
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 4
beefy pill 7
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 23
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 260
beer lens 19
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 9
beertini 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 115
belemnite fossil 2
bellhop bell 11
bellhop's hat 6
Ben-Gal™ Balm 15
bent scrap metal 3
berries of suffering 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 10
BGE temporary tattoo 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 13
big bass drum 15
big boom 6
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 2
big tun 440
bilge wine 13
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 11
Bird-a-Day calendar 1
birdbone corset 2
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 49
bit-o-cactus 12
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 2
black and white cracker 3
Black Angus blackburger 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 3
black brandy 1
black cherry soda 3
black cloak 13
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 56
black eyedrops 9
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 11
black gold 10
black helmet 13
black kettle drum 33
black label 44
black magic powder 2
black mana 19
Black No. 2 81
black pension check 53
black picnic basket 51
black pixel 49
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 3
black shield 3
black slime glob 1
black snake skin 78
black spot 1
black sword 2
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 359
blackberry 74
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 11
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 5
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 4
blind-packed capsule toy 3
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 240
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 193
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
blood and blood 52
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood roll-up 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloodstick 6
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 3
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 2
blowdart 5
blue class ring 76
blue grass 13
blue mana 28
blue money bag 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue pixel 536
blue plasma ball 355
blue plastic baby 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue tulip 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
blueberry-frosted king cake 3
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 5
Bohemian rhapsody 2
bomb of unknown origin 41
bone abacus 30
bone bons 1
bone chips 146
bone collar 1
bone flute 19
bone rattle 9
Bonerdagon necklace 3
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of matches 67
BOOterfinger 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 2
booty chest charrrm 10
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 3
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 2
Boss Drops 7
bottle of alcohol 69
bottle of Amontillado 130
bottle of anís 2
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 11
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of clam juice 2
bottle of cooking sherry 3
bottle of Crème de Fugu 2
bottle of Crimbognac 2
bottle of Definit 5
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of Evermore 8
bottle of gin 7
bottle of goofballs 63
bottle of gregnadigne 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 247
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 60
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of norwhiskey 3
bottle of novelty hot sauce 4
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of pirate juice 6
bottle of popskull 5
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 4
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 3
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 3
bottle of sewage schnapps 2
bottle of tequila 11
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 9
bottle of vodka 242
bottle of whiskey 9
bottle of wine 12
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled swamp gas 20
boulder 29
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 134
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 3
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 26
bowl of mummy guts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 24
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 6
box 3
box of Dweebs 179
box of Familiar Jacks 6
box of Gratitude chocolates 1
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 100
box of sunshine 4
boxcar turtle 6
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 108
Boxing Day care package 1
Boxing Day Pass 5
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 4
brains casserole 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 2
brass abacus 1
brass gear 111
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 4
bread man 1
bread mold 30
bread pie 1
bread roll 1
breadchucks 9
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 201
breakfast miracle 3
breath mint 7
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 19
brick of sand 3
BRICKO brick 822
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 101
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO sword 2
briefcase 242
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brigand brittle 230
brilliant oyster egg 2
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 4
brine 9
broberry brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 23
broken skull 146
broken sword 11
bronze breastplate 15
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 40
BROS Energy Drink 31
brown crock marble 3
brown felt tophat 61
brown paper bag mask 59
brown paper pants 4
brown pixel 2
brown plastic baby 4
brown sugar cane 28
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
buñuelos Jaliscos 4
BUBBLE GUM 3
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 22
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 1,718
bubbling tempura batter 3
bubbly potion 2
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 4
bucket of wine 2
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 6
buffalo blade 1
buffalo dime 18
buffed alien drugs 7
bugbear beanie 64
bugbear bungguard 28
bugbear detector 2
bugbear purification pill 12
Bugbearclaw Donut 5
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
Bulky Buddy Box 10
bull blubber 2
bullet-proof corduroys 240
bum cheek 86
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 8
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bundle of firewood 1
bunny liver 213
burnt snowpants 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 3
BURT 382
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 2
butterfly knife 42
button rouge 3
buzzard feather 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 131
calavera concertina 1
Camp Scout pup tent 61
campfire baked potato 1
campfire beans 1
campfire coffee 1
campfire s'more 1
campfire smoke 1
campfire stew 1
can of Adultwitch™ 3
can of Binarrrca 9
can of black paint 11
can of cherry-flavored sterno 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 3
can of fake snow 1
can of Red Minotaur 6
can of sardines 26
can of spinach 12
can of the cheapest beer 2
can of V-11 3
Can-Can skirt 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 14
can-you-dig-it? 2
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 13
candied nuts 4
candied pecan 1
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 15
candy brain 11
candy cane 123
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 11
candy dress shoes 3
candy harmonica 1
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 2
candy knuckles 3
candy mountain oyster 2
candy skeleton 14
candy stake 8
candy stick 1
candy UFOs 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 9
canopic jar 334
canteen of wine 36
cap gun 53
capacitor relay 3
Caramel 1
carbonated soy milk 179
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 25
cardboard wakizashi 4
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 3
carob chunk noodles 117
carob chunks 17
Carol of the Bulls 2
Carol of the Hells 2
Carol of the Thrills 2
Carpathian longsword 9
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 8
carrot nose 8
carton of snake milk 117
cartoon heart 1
cashew 16
casino pass 6
cast 4
cat appendix 95
catfish whiskers 17
catgut 162
catgut taco 3
catsup 26
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 2
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 2
censored can label 5
centipede eggs 106
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 7
chakra-mental wine 1
chaos butterfly 51
chaos popcorn 6
charged magnet 1
charisma potion 1
Charity's choker 1
charming flute 7
cheap Chinese beer 2
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 9
cheap plastic blowgun 4
cheap studded belt 350
cheap sunglasses 6
cheap toaster 3
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 3
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheesy eagle sauce 5
cheezburger 3
chef's hat 228
cherry 30
Cherry Cloaca Cola 9
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 2
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 81
chewing gum on a string 3
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chicle de salchicha 5
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 4
Chinese curse words 4
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 5
chlorine crystal 17
choco-Crimbot 1
Choco-Mint patty 118
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate disco ball 7
chocolate filthy lucre 5
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 6
chocolate puppy 2
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate turtle totem 18
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 69
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 122
chrome sword 1
Chroner 980
Chroner cross 1
Chroner trigger 1
Chubby and Plump bar 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
Churchill 1
cigar box turtle 5
cigarette lighter 3
cinnamon cannoli 3
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 2
Clara's bell 3
classy monkey 148
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 104
Claybender glasses 1
clear Russian 1
clingfilm slippers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 191
Cloaca grenade 3
Cloaca-Cola 3
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 6
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 8
Cloaca-Cola helmet 9
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 5
Cloaca-Cola shield 3
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork key 2
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 2
cloning kit 2
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 2
clown shoes 10
clown skin 57
clown wig 13
clownskin harness 14
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 2
coal contact lenses 2
coal dust 11
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 42
cocktail mushroom 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 19
cocoa eggshell fragment 323
cocoa of youth 1
coconut shell 721
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffee pixie stick 2
coffin lid 16
cog 348
Coinspiracy 230
Colander of Em-er'il 10
Cold Hots candy 122
cold mashed potatoes 34
cold ninja mask 17
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 13
cold water bottle 58
cold-filtered water 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 29
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 18
combat fan 2
comfy coffin 5
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 17
communications windchimes 207
compounded experience 12
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compression stocking 95
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 3
concentrated magicalness pill 8
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 42
confiscated comic book 92
confiscated love note 565
confusing LED clock 169
conjured ice cream 3
consolation ribbon 1
contract enforcement stick 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cookie cookie 7
Cool Brunch Pastaco 2
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 4
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool spore pod 2
cop dollar 129
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 5
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 7
Cornbeefadon 5
corncob pipe 2
cornucopia 4
cornuthaum 27
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 7
Corpse Island iced tea 10
corpse on the beach 7
corpsebite 4
corpsedriver 7
corpsetini 9
correction fluid 7
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 2
corrupted data 9
corrupted marrow 69
cosmetic football 2
Cosmic Calorie 1,424
costume rental shop 1
costume sword 2
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
counterfeit city 1
cow poker 1
crêepy mask 35
crabsicle 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 9
cranberries 302
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry margarita (brackish) 39
crappy brain 437
crappy camera 3
crappy waiter disguise 4
crate of firebombs 50
crayon shavings 87
crazy hobo notebook 7
crazy little Turkish delight 10
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
creamsicle 23
creepy doll head 4
creepy ginger ale 21
creepy nursery rhyme 2
creepy voodoo doll 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 42
CRIMBCO wine 13
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbeau de toilette 3
Crimbo candied pecan 64
Crimbo candle 2
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Credit 153
Crimbo Factory surprise box 8
Crimbo fudge 64
Crimbo paste 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 70
Crimbo pie 6
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbo tattoo kit 2
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 5
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 10
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 7
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 10
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 8
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 12
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 2
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 4
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 6
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 14
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 12
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 7
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 4
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 19
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 9
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 8
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 7
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 11
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 4
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 14
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 3
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 9
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 5
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 18
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuck 133
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 120
crown-shaped beanie 5
crude crudités 2
crude voodoo doll 11
crudles 1
cruelty-free wine 44
crumbling rat skull 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 142
crystallized memory 2
CSA all-purpose soap 30
CSA cheerfulness ration 15
CSA discount card 54
CSA fire-starting kit 561
CSA obedience grenade 195
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 143
cube of billiard chalk 2
cubic zirconia 102
cuckoo clock 1
cuddly teddy bear 4
cup of lukewarm tea 10
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 24
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed chocolate doubloon 2
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 16
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forest tears 1
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Freddy Kruegerand 1
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ghost bit 2
ghost cucumber 17
Ghost Dog Chow 112
ghost key 7
ghost of a necklace 22
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ghuol ears 267
ghuol egg 177
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ghuol guolash 93
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hill of beans 195
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Hippy Army MPE 188
hippy bongo 37
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holiday log 1
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hot watered rum 6,000
hot wing 702
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huge Crimbo cookie 2
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Hundred Headed IPA 3
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ice-cold Willer 16
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Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 89
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imitation White Russian 19
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incredibly creepy marionette 1
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
initiative shawarma 1
inkwell 136
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innuendo 3
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 286
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 244
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 261
Instant Karma 8
interesting-looking twig 17
internet point 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 2
intricate clockwork big hand 2
intricate clockwork birdhouse 3
intricate clockwork disc 3
intricate clockwork egg 4
intricate clockwork little hand 1
intriguing puzzle box 2
invisibility cream 1
invisible bag 1
invisible potion 1
irate sombrero 5
Irish Coffee, English Heart 7
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron helmet 2
iron torso box 1
ironic battle spoon 3
ironic jogging shorts 3
irradiated candy cane 8
irradiated turtle 51
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 3
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 9
jack flapper 2
Jack-in-the-box 46
Jack-O-Lantern beer 2
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 12
jagged scrap metal 4
jam band bootleg 2
jamfish jam 2
Jamocha berry 16
janglin' bones 2
jangly bracelet 1
janitor sponge 2
janitor's mop 1
January's Garbage Tote 1
jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 3
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 2
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 2
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 7
jar of swamp honey 4
jaunty feather 41
java cookie 6
jawbruiser 5
jazzy cigarette holder 1
jellyfish gel 1
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 7
jerky coins 15
jet bennie marble 2
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 157
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 2
Jocko Homo's head 6
Jokester makeup 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
jug of baconstone juice 2
jug-o-magicalness 79
jumbo olive 23
jumping bean burrito 99
jumping horseradish 3
jungle drum 16
jungle floor wax 156
juniper berries 3
junk food 1
junk trunks 1
Junk-Bond 1
junk-mail shirt 4
karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 5
keel-haulin' knife 3
Keese berry 3
keg shield 64
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
ketchup hound 278
kick-ass kicks 135
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 66
killing jar 3
kilopede skull 1
king cookie 1
Kiss the Knob apron 4
Kissin' Cousins 5
kite 1
kiwi 2
kiwi beak 7
kneecapping stick 19
knob bugle 76
Knob Göblin lòve potion 24
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 39
Knob Goblin elite helm 56
Knob Goblin elite pants 34
Knob Goblin elite polearm 36
Knob Goblin elite shirt 49
Knob Goblin firecracker 104
Knob Goblin harem pants 97
Knob Goblin harem veil 194
Knob Goblin learning pill 12
Knob Goblin love potion 2
Knob Goblin lunchbox 4
Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 210
Knob Goblin perfume 8
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 187
Knob Goblin seltzer 81
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 30
Knob Goblin steroids 5
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 23
Knob Goblin tongs 116
Knob Goblin Uberpants 7
Knob Goblin visor 17
Knob jelly donut 15
Knob mushroom 7
Knob nuts 33
Knob pasty 4
Knob sausage 1
knobby helmet turtle 9
Knoll mushroom 52
knuckle sandwich 12
kobold kibble 15
Kokomo Resort Chip 1
KoL Con 13 snowglobe 1
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 3
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ 1
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 2
Kudzu slaw 4
kumquat 72
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 56
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 14
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
lab-grown meat 2
labrador cookie 2
large box 51
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
large tankard of ale 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 34
lava cake 1
lava-proof pants 1
lavawater 1
lawnmower blade 1
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 68
LCD game: Food Eater 75
LCD game: Garbage River 77
leaf of grass 21
leaflet 6
leather bookmark 51
leather chaps 47
leather glove 2
leather mask 128
leathery bat skin 132
leathery cat skin 117
leathery rat skin 229
Lederhosen of the Night 3
left bracket 1
left parenthesis 6
leftover canapés 22
leftovers 8
leftovers of indeterminate origin 5
legitimate business on the beach 3
lemon 393
lemon popsicle 20
lemonade marble 2
lemony scales 12
length of string 2
leotarrrd 8
leprechaun hatchling 5
less-than-three-shaped box 1
Let Me Be! 3
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 11
li'l candy corn costume 6
li'l knight costume 1
li'l orphan tot 1
li'l unicorn costume 3
Liam's mail 4
libertagliatelle 1
library card 2
License To Kill 2
licorice garrote 1
licorice root 3
lihc eye 485
lihc eye pie 3
lihc face 162
limburger biker boots 8
lime 200
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 6
limepatch 2
limp broccoli 4
line 307
linguini of the sea 1
linoleum crossbow 2
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 154
linoleum sword 1
lion musk 1
lion oil 13
liquid ice 3
liquid shifting time weirdness 3
literal grasshopper 1
little black book 2
little firkin 148
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
little paper umbrella 86
little red .epub file 4
little red jam 6
little round pebble 8
live nautical mine 1
live wire 1
liver and let pie 5
liver popsicle 11
llama lama gong 30
loadstone 1
loaf of soda bread 3
Lobster qua Grill 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 90
logging hatchet 7
lollipop stick 40
London frog 1
long pork 120
long skinny balloon 113
long-stemmed rose 3
loose teeth 1,352
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 5
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 110
los chinos 1
lost key 11
lotion of sleaziness 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 371
lovecat tail 1
low tide martini 1
low-budget shield 12
lowercase N 79
lucky bottlecap 1
lucky cat statue 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbit's foot 40
lucky-ish pill 2
lumbering jack 2
Lumineux Limnio 2
lump of Brituminous coal 989
lump of clay 28
lump of coal 4
lump of diamond 209
lump of goofball ore 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 1
lunar isotope 1,330
lupine sword 3
lustrous oyster egg 1
LWA ring 1
lynyrd musk 1
lynyrd skin 6
lynyrd skinner toothblack 5
lynyrd snare 38
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
macaroni duck 8
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 81
madius 1
mafia aria 3
mafia filofax 1
magic whistle 55
magical baguette 21
magical ice cubes 11
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 6
magical pony: Pearjack 4
magical pony: Rosey Cake 2
magical pony: Shutterfly 4
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 6
magical pony: Uniquity 6
magical sausage 82
magical sausage casing 190
magicalness-in-a-can 3
magicberry tablets 72
magilaser blastercannon 11
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnetic sculpture kit 40
magnificent oyster egg 3
magnolia blossom 1
magnum of fancy champagne 2
maiden wig 33
Mallomarbles 1
mana curds 28
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 1
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 1
mandarina colada 48
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
mangled finger 16
mangled squirrel 78
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 2
maple leaf 6
maple syrup 12
margarita 161
mariachi G-string 18
mariachi hat 62
mariachi pants 32
mariachi toothpaste 3
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 9
marionette collective 2
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 8
Marquis de Poivre soda 11
marshmallow 101
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 295
Marvin's marvelous pill 15
marzipan skull 152
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 46
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 3
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 21
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 4
Mayodiol 7
Mayoflex 6
Mayonex 4
Mayostat 5
Mayozapine 5
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 2
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 50
meadeorite 1
meat face 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 15
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 49
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meatball 1
meatball machine 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 22
megacopia 14
megatofu 128
Meleegra™ pills 33
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 1
meme generator 2
memory of a C 49
memory of a CA base pair 4
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 54
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 45
memory of an A 43
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 5
memory of some delicious amino acids 3
mentholated wine 1
Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin bunwig 2
Mer-kin cancerstick 4
Mer-kin cheatsheet 22
Mer-kin cookiestove 42
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 9
Mer-kin foodbucket 10
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin hallpass 7
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 15
Mer-kin hookspear 7
Mer-kin killscroll 55
Mer-kin knucklebone 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 37
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 6
Mer-kin thingpouch 15
Mer-kin weaksauce 3
Mer-kin wordquiz 32
mercenary headband 2
mesh cap 128
metal band T-shirt 58
metallic A 149
metallic foil cat ears 1
metandienone 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 146
Microplushie: Bropane 30
Microplushie: Dorkonide 9
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 15
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 8
Microplushie: Gothochondria 18
Microplushie: Hippylase 37
Microplushie: Hipsterine 4
Microplushie: Hobomosome 35
Microplushie: Otakulone 29
Microplushie: Raverdrine 21
Microplushie: Sororitrate 27
mid-level medieval mead 20
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 6
midriff scrubs 60
milk of magnesium 23
Milk Studs 9
milky potion 1
mime army camouflage kit 2
mime army superserum 1
mime pocket probe 1
miming corduroys 1
miming shirt 1
mimosette 58
mince pie 1
mind flayer corpse 19
mineapple 31
miner's helmet 138
miner's pants 46
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 12
miniature boiler 2
miniature coffin 1
miniature goose mask 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3
minin' dynamite 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
misfit dolly 1
Miss Graves' vermouth 2
Misty Cape 25
Misty Cloak 27
Misty Robe 21
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
mixed wildflower greens 4
mocking turtle 39
modern picture frame 1
Mohawk wig 90
moist barrel 51
moist Crimbo spices 71
moist sailor's cap 3
mojo filter 7
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 1
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 3
monomolecular yo-yo 24
Monstar energy beverage 108
monstrous monocle 2
moomy dust 4
moonberry wine cooler 93
Moonds 1
moose antlers 27
moose chocolate 5
moose thought 1
mooseflank 60
moosemeat pie 7
moreltini 1
morning dew 1
Mornington crescent roll 39
Mortimer's nostrum 18
Morto Moreto 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 6
mother's little helper 44
motivational poster 13
mouldering barrel 488
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 153
Mountain Stream soda 514
mouse skull 3
moustache sock 1
moxie weed 6
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 30
Mr. Mediocrebar 3
Mr. Screege's spectacles 14
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 3
muddy pirate hat 2
muffled muffuletta 2
mulberry 4
mulled blood 1
mulled hobo wine 7
mullet wig 11
multi-level marzipan 1
mummy costume 5
mummy wrapping 476
munchies pill 24
murderbot component casing 1
murderbot live wire 1
murderbot monofilament 1
murderbot power cell 1
murderbot shield unit 1
murderbot spring injector 1
murky potion 1
muscle oil 1
mushroom fermenting solution 7
mushroom filet 3
musk turtle 6
muskox-skin cap 8
musty moccasins 1
My First Art of War 2
mylar scout drone 6
mysterious chemical residue 66
Mysterious Island iced tea 1
mysterious present 4
nachos of the night 6
Nadsat berry 4
nail file 72
nailswurst 3
nanite-infested candy cane 35
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
Nardz energy beverage 2
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 13
natto marble soda 2
natto pocky 2
natural fennel soda 177
ncle leg 1
ND 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 7
necrotizing body spray 2
nega-mushroom 8
negative lump 1,348
neoprene skullcap 2
neurostim pill 110
neutron lollipop 7
Neverending Party favor 2
Neverending Party guest pass 2
neverending wallet chain 1
New Age healing crystal 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 81
Newark 1
Newbiesport™ tent 62
Newman's Own Trousers 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
night-vision goggles 6
Nightmare Fuel 92
ninja carabiner 5
ninja crampons 5
ninja mop 10
ninja rope 5
No Hats as Art 1
non-aged vinegar 7
normal barrel 281
Northern pemmican 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 33
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 33
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 30
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 36
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 31
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 37
nothingtini 1
noticeable pumps 1
novelty fruit hat 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
NPZR chemistry set 2
Nuclear Blastball 12
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 5
nugget of sicksilver 1
nugget of sodium 10
nugget of thicksilver 1
nugget of ticksilver 1
Nursine 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
nutty organic salad 3
O'RLY manual 97
obsidian dagger 52
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 9
octolus oculus 1
octopus's spade 1
odd silver coin 15
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 4
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 201
oil cap 2
oil lamp 1
Oil of Parrrlay 33
oil of slipperiness 1
oil pan 2
oil shell 7
oil slacks 3
oil-filled donut 4
oily boid 1
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 15
ojo de pez burrito 8
Okee-Dokee soda 103
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
old bronzer 20
old candy wrapper 59
old chum 1
old coin purse 50
old eyebrow pencil 20
old leather wallet 120
old love note 2,953
old rosewater cream 20
old school beer pull tab 1
old school calculator watch 26
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old sweatpants 62
old-fashioned 1
oldcake 2
olive 174
one pill 38
onyx pawn 5
oozenog 5
open sauce 1
opera mask 6
opium grenade 4
orange 74
orange and black Crimboween candy 3
orange boxing gloves 3
orange leather lanyard 1
orange peel hat 4
orange popsicle 11
orange slime glob 74
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc wrist 3
Orcish baseball cap 32
Orcish cargo shorts 13
Orcish frat-paddle 16
orcish hand lotion 99
Orcish meat locker 5
orcish nailing lube 95
orcish rubber 126
orcish stud-finder 39
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
original G 246
oriole-feather headdress 3
ornate ancient cursed chest 4
ornate ancient cursed key 5
ornate picture frame 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Osk'r Chow 22
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
out-of-tune biwa 14
Outer Wolf™ cologne 5
outlaw bandana 1
overcookie 3
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 12
oversized pipe 148
oversized skullcap 31
oyster egg balloon 1
P.B.L.T. 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 167
pack of chewing gum 2
pack of pogs 8
packet of beer nuts 3
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mushroom spores 1
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of tall grass seeds 1
packet of thanksgarden seeds 1
PADL Phone 17
page of the Necrohobocon 10
pail 90
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 41
painted turtle 2
painting of a glass of wine 1
pair of bolt cutters 7
pair of ragged claws 1
paisley spore pod 1
palm frond 122
palm-frond fan 1
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 42
papaya 131
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 2
parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 2
party balloon 6
party beer bomb 4
party hat 9
party platter for one 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 1
passable elf mask 12
pasta spoon 48
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
Pastaco shell 4
pat of butter 63
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patch of extra-warm fur 1
patchouli incense stick 56
patchouli oil bomb 175
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 13
pawn cookie 38
PB&J with the crusts cut off 41
peace-sign necklace 3
peach 1
peach lozenge 3
peanut brittle shield 12
peanut sauce 3
pear 2
pear lozenge 7
pear tart 1
pearidot 3
pearlescent oyster egg 5
pec oil 32
Pecos Dave's sixgun 1
PEEZ dispenser 147
pencil kunai 1
pencil stub 48
penguin focaccia bread 22
penguin skin 2
penguin thesaurus 7
pentagram bandana 23
Penultimate Fantasy chest 96
peppermint eel sauce 88
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprig 2
peppermint sprout 71
peppermint tailings 6
peppermint-scented socks 1
percent sign 3
perfect ice cube 27
perforated battle paddle 128
perfume of prejudice 2
perfume-soaked bandana 3
perl necklace 3
perpendicular guano 5
perpendicular hula 2
personal massager 23
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 552
pestoblade 2
pestopiary 90
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 5
petit 4.1 9
petit fortran 4
petrified noodles 1
pewter claymore 29
pewter shavings 1
ph balancer 74
phat turquoise bead 120
phat turquoise bracelet 4
Phil Collins 1
philosopher's scone 11
philter of phorce 1
Phlegethon 1
phonics down 3
photoprotoneutron torpedo 41
physiostim pill 180
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickelhaube 68
pickle-flavored chewing gum 4
pickled egg 3
pickled grasshopper 2
pickpocket protector 2
picky tweezers 1
picture of you 3
pie crust 2
pie man was not meant to eat 36
piece of wedding cake 4
piercing post 2
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 3
pig-iron shinguards 4
pigeon egg 106
piggy tattoo 2
pile of candy 30
pile of dirt 1
pile of dungeon junk 2
pile of dusty animal bones 171
pile of gold coins 80
pile of jumping beans 25
pile of loose snow 1
pile of useless robot parts 12
pill cup 153
pillow shell 2
Pimpsqueak 2
pine cone necklace 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pineapple slab 2
pink clay bead 502
pink pony 64
pink slime 104
pint of sweat 84
piping organ pie 1
piracetam 1
pirate cream pie 16
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate pelvis 28
piscatini 1
pitchfork 3
pitted sheet metal 1
pixel banana 6
pixel beer 1
pixel coin 14
pixel cross 1
pixel daiquiri 70
pixel hat 2
pixel holy water 2
pixel lemon 264
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel power cell 2
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 16
pixellated moneybag 35
Plague of Locusts 1
plague pie 15
plaid cowboy hat 2
plaid swatch 80
plain bagel 81
plain candy cane 1
plain old beer 2
plain paper hat 2
plain snowcone 1
plastic bazooka 5
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 2
plastic guitar 11
plastic ingot 26
plastic Jefferson wings 3
plastic nightmare troll 14
plastic nunchaku 30
plastic passion fruit 10
plastic vampire fangs 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 4
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 2
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 3
plot hole 265
plum 224
plum lozenge 3
plum wine 3
plumber's lunch 8
plump juicy grub 2
plunge-leg 2
plus one 1
pocket ace 1
pocket lint (green) 3
pocket maze 1
pocket theremin 15
pocket wish 3
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pointed stick 14
pointy mushroom 11
pointy red hat 8
poison pen 3
poisonous caviar 18
poisonsettia 1
Poké-Gro fertilizer 190
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 2
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 2
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 2
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 9
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 4
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 2
Polka Pop 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 11
polyalloy shield 6
Polysniff Perfume 102
pool cue 28
pool of liquid metal 36
pool torpedo 20
poppy 22
popsicle stick 197
porcelain plus-fours 1
pork elf goodies sack 120
porkpocket 11
porquoise 9
portable cassette player 66
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 8
possessed sugar cube 6
possessed top 9
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 31
potato masher 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 23
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 2
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the captain's hammer 2
potion of the field gar 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 2
potted fern 2
poultrygeist 10
poutine 10
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 14
powdered gold 1
powdered powdered sugar 1
powdered wig 3
power pill 82
Powerful Glove 1
pr0n legs 66
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
precious piercing post 2
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 2
pregnant oily golden mushroom 2
prehistoric spear 2
premium malt liquor 6
prescription noodles 1
pressurized potion of perception 2
pressurized potion of perspicacity 2
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 17
pretty flower 157
primitive candy cane 4
pristine fish scale 52
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 119
procrastination potion 98
Professor What T-Shirt 32
programmable turtle 2
propeller beanie 1
protein paste 16
prototype stimulant 4
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psycho sweater 1
psychokinetic energy blob 1,889
pteruges 1
puff of smoke 2
pulsing flesh 7
pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin bomb 7
punch-drunk punch 4
Punching Potion 3
punk patch 84
punk rock jacket 70
Purple Beast energy drink 6
purple clay bead 96
purple corpsel 2
purple pixel pie 4
purple prose pen 2
pygmy blowgun 6
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy dart 1
pygmy papers 3
pygmy phone number 13
pygmy pygment 3
pygmy spear 9
pygmy witchhazel 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 8
quantum polarity inducer 2
quantum taco 28
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
Rümpelstiltz 8
R'lyeh 2
rack of dinosaur ribs 2
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 1
radiation-resistant helmet 6
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Source essence 799
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Space Tours Tripple 54
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spring 252
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Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
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Steal This Candy 43
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Stephen's lab coat 3
Stephen's secret formula 15
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stick 4
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Stooper 8
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stuffed Meat 9
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Super Magic Power Sword X 2
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Sword of Dark Omens 2
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TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 73
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Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 1
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 80
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Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 22
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tainted seal's blood 1
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Tears of the Quiet Healer 1
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terrible poem 32
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that gum you like 3
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The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 46
The Bomb 6
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the Crymbich Manuscript 1
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
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the kindest cold cut 4
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The Lost Glasses 1
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They liver 11
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Thwaitgold firefly statuette 4
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Thwaitgold moth statuette 1
Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
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Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 8
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 2
Thwaitgold slug statuette 2
Thwaitgold spider statuette 2
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 2
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Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
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tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 2
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tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 3
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tiny die-cast Swiss hen 2
tiny die-cast turtle mech 3
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 2
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 4
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tiny goth giant 1
tiny handful of mixed nuts 1
tiny house 302
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tiny plastic accordion thief 4
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tiny plastic angry goat 13
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tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 8
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tiny plastic blooper 6
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 11
tiny plastic Boss Bat 11
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