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Display Case for DosBoot (#115656)
This player is ranked #382 for Most Total Items with a total of 372,520 items.
This player is ranked #563 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,647 items.

This player is a member of the clan Old Folks' Home.

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DosBoot (#115656)
This player has 1,647 unique items and 372,520 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2,100
Überraschthexengebräu 59
1,970 carat gold 83
1.21 jigawatts 8
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1,505
37x37x37 puzzle cube 337
5-hour acrimony 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 66
accidental cider 1
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 1
Adventurer bobblehead 3
Affirmation Cookie 5
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 68
Agitated Turkey 1
airblaster gun 100
Alewife™ Ale 1
alien autoautopsy kit 65
alien gemstone 70
alien hologram projector 67
almost-dead walkie-talkie 832
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite fossil 34
Amnesiac Ale 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 980
anemoney clip 1
animal part cracker 3
anniversary balloon 21
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 9
antique beer 1
antique machete 50
antique nutcracker sword 4
Argarggagarg's fang 11
armgun 210
around the world 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 56
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 14
asbestos sword 5
asbestos sword hilt 2
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 54
Asleep in the Cemetery 23
assassin's cheese knife 54
Atomic Comic 3
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 2
awful poetry journal 1,066
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
backwoods screwdriver 100
baconstone 393
baconstone-handled sixgun 6
bad rum and good cola 1
badass pie 1
badge of authority 10
bag of airline peanuts 279
bag of foreign bribes 510
bag of random words 55
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 53
balloon sword 1
baloney rotgut 64
bamboo bokuto 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
bananagate 113
Bangyomaman battle juice 67
bark rootbeer 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 31
barrel beryl 16
barrel gun 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
basic martini 1
basic meat sword 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 52
Beach Buck 173
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beavermouth 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 31
belemnite fossil 50
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
berry-infused sake 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 9
bilge wine 1
bishop cookie 5
bite-me-red lipstick 87
black & tan 100
black brandy 1
black friar's tonsure 72
black gold 367
Black Hole 1
black magic powder 59
black pension check 701
black sheepskin diploma 102
black sword 25
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blank diary 2
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 18
blob of acid 62
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 12
blood and blood 1
Blood Light 73
blood-red mushroom wine 1
Bloodbath 1
bloody beer 1
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 5
blue money bag 9
blue oyster badge 142
blue plasma ball 882
blundarrrbus 8
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bodyslam 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
bone aperitif 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
Bonestabber 3
booby trap 66
book of matches 795
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 1
boot flask 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 26
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
Boris's key lime pie 2
borrowed time 7
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 500
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 4,444
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of norwhiskey 130
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 54
bottle of rum 7,777
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 600
bottle of sewage schnapps 300
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 3,333
bottle of vodka 5,555
bottle of whiskey 6,666
bottle of wine 1
Boulevardier cocktail 10
bounty-hunting rifle 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowling ball 270
box of sunshine 785
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 2,000
bread man 1
breaded beer 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 15
BRICKO pearl 10
BRICKO stud 57
BRICKO sword 3
briefcase 1,207
brigand brittle 64
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken sword 100
bronze polish 53
browser cookie 23
BUBBLE GUM 72
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 57
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 51
bucket of wine 1
buffalo blade 1
buffalo dime 138
bull blubber 55
bungle in the jungle 1
Bustle Hustler 1
Buttery Boy 1
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 81
buzzing mushroom wine 1
Byte 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of drain cleaner 63
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of Swiller 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
Candicaine 1
Candy Alexander 1
canteen of wine 1
cap gun 65
captured boozles 60
cardboard katana 100
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 100
carob chunk cookies 85
Carpathian longsword 13
carrot claret 1
carton of gaspers 56
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Cement Mixer 1
censored can label 56
Centauri fish wine 1
Chakra Libre 1
chakra-mental wine 1
Charity's choker 55
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap clip-on ninja tie 50
cherry bomb 1
cherry pie 13
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
child-sized dracula cloak 52
chocotini 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 3
chrome sword 3
chrome sword hilt 2
Chroner 1,710
chunk of depleted Grimacite 12
Churchill 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 10
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
clockwork sword 6
clove-flavored lip balm 60
club necklace 46
coal contact lenses 52
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
Cobra Bowl 1
cocktail mushroom 1
cocktail napkin 300
cocktail onion 1
coconut shell 2,700
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Coinspiracy 2,593
Cold Fang 1
Cold One 600
commemorative war stein 4
complex mushroom wine 1
compounded experience 4
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compressed air canister 73
confiscated comic book 169
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 55
control crystal 1
Convincing People You Can See The Future 3
Cookbook of the Damned 30
cookie cookie 12
cool mushroom wine 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
costume rental shop 59
costume sword 35
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scimitar 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 63
cranberry margarita (brackish) 30
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy waiter disguise 60
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy hobo notebook 55
Crazymaker 1
cream pie 20
cream stout 1
creepy nursery rhyme 52
crident 61
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO wine 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 99
Crimbo Credit 100
Crimbo Factory surprise box 41
Crimbo pie 15
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimboween memo 12
Crimbuck 144
Crown of the Goblin King 405
cruelty-free wine 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline seal eye 2
crystallized memory 1
CSA bravery badge 805
CSA cheerfulness ration 100
CSA discount card 737
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 500
cube of ectoplasm 70
cubic zirconia 349
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed piece of thirteen 26
cursed pirate cutlass 1
Cursed Punch 1
custard pie 142
custom sixgun 6
damp bar rag 64
damp old wallet 3
dancing fan 63
Dark & Starry 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
dead lights pie 8
decanter of fine Scotch 10
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 62
deep six-shooter 6
demonic surgical gloves 65
dense meat stack 1,100
dense meat sword 1
designer handbag 30
devil-summoning hat 59
devilish folio 12
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 32
digital key lime pie 21
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dirt julep 1
dirty martini 1
discocktail 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 5
disposable lighter 55
distilled fortified wine 1
disturbing fanfic 465
Divine 1
divine champagne flute 60
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 1
Doc's Fortifying Wine 1
Doc's Limbering Wine 1
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 1
Doc's Smartifying Wine 1
dollar sign 4
dollar-sign bag 1,241
Dolphin King's crown 14
donated booze 75
donkey flipbook 14
double barreled barrel gun 2
double entendre 1
Doublepunchplanter 1
Drac & Tan 1
dragon snaps 2,345
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 280
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
dream of a dog 1
drinks tray 57
Drip harness 1
dripping meat sword 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy stein 3
drive-by shooting 1
Drowsy Sword 18
drum of tommy ammo 800
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry martini 1
dry vodka martini 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape sword 887
duct tape wallet 316
DUFRESNE Suds 100
Dump Truck 1
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dwarvish magazine 9
Dweebisol™ inhaler 67
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasm au jus 71
effluvious emerald 12
eggnog 1
eggwater 1
eighth plague 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 68
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch extract 1
electric copperhead potion 67
electric Kool-Aid 1
Electric Punch 1
electric snakebite 1
elemental caipiroska 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 1
elven moonshine 1
elven squeeze 1
embezzler's oil 66
emergency margarita 1
En Una Fila Tequila 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 72
enchanted leopard-print barbell 24
enchanted muesli 67
Enchanted Plunger 58
especially salty dog 1
etched hourglass 1
eternal car battery 4
Event Horizon 1
everfull glass 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic travel brochure 5,521
expensive champagne 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
eXtreme meat sword 5
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely slippery nipple 1
Eye and a Twist 100
eye of the Tiger-lily 1,242
eyebrow lifter 60
facsimile dictionary 29
fake cocktail 10
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 1
fancy opera glasses 35
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
FantasyRealm mead 1
fat loot token 92
fat stacks of cash 206
fat wallet 1,007
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 1,163
Feliz Navidad 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 216
fiberglass foil 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
filthy armor 56
filthy lucre 212
filthy monkey head 61
fine wine 1
fireclutch 61
firemilk 100
Firewater 1
fish scimitar 1
fishelada 1
Fitspiration™ poster 50
Flamin' Whatshisname 1
Flaming Caipiranha 1
flaming cardboard sword 1
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming sword 14
flaregun 430
flashy pirate dreadlocks 52
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of moonshine 1
flask of port 1
flask of rainwater 70
flat cider 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flayed mind 60
flower petal pie 6
flute of flat champagne 1
Flying Caipiranha 1
foam pistol 1
Fog Murderer 1
forest spirit rattle 63
fortune cookie 1
fountain 'soda' 1
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber 1
Freddy Kruegerand 363
French bronilla brogurt 1
Friendly Turkey 1
frigid derringer 1
frog lip-print 58
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 6
Frosty's frosty mug 16
fruity girl swill 1
Fu Manchu Wax 54
FunFunds™ 11
funky eyepatch 74
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
Game Grid ticket 70
Game Grid token 112
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 90
gamer slurry 50
gamma nog 1
garbage juice slurpee 52
garish pinky ring 60
Gathered Meat-Clip 9,597
gazely stare 55
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 5
Gearhead Goo 55
genie's scimitar 38
Gets-You-Drunk 1
Ghiaccio Colada 1
ghost beer 1
ghostly body paint 50
ghuol egg quiche 1
giant book of ancient carols 2
giant breath mint 73
giant designer sunglasses 41
giant glass of brandy 1
giant neckbeard 54
giant pearl 492
giant tube of black lipstick 52
gibson 1
gilded BRICKO chalice 5
gilt perfume bottle 54
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger beer 1
ginger snaps 100
gingerbread bugbear 690
gingerbread horror 6
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 30
gingerbread mutant bugbear 8
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread robot 10
gingerbread wine 1
Ginsu™ 1
glacial sapphire 15
glass of bourbon 1
glass of drippy wine 1
glass of gnat milk 61
glass of herbal tequila 1
glass of warm milk 61
glass pie plate 1
Glenn's golden dice 3
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 3
glowing New Age crystal 10
Gnollish Crossdress 53
Gnollish pie server 37
Gnollish pie tin 5
Gnollish sangria 1
Gnomish sagngria 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 4
Go-Wassail 1
goblin autoblowgun 29
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 125
gold crown 107
gold nuggets 6,387
gold toothbrush 67
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
golden gun 2
Golden Mean 1
golden tattoo gun 2
good ash 58
Gordon Bennett 1
government booze shipment 1
government requisition form 66
government-issue identification badge 60
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 51
grass blade 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 1
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
graveyard snowglobe 3
grease gun 4
grease trap 58
great old fashioned 1
Great Older Fashioned 1
green beer 1
Green Burlap 1
Green Clover of Justice 13
green eggnog 1
Green Giant 1
Green Manalishi 1,000
Green Muslin 1
Green Velvet 1
grey cube 58
grim fairy tale 6
Grimacite Bock 1
grimy lab coat 60
grog 1
grogtini 1
gummi sword 1
gun cleaning kit 73
gun parts 306
gunner's daughter 1
Guzzlr cocktail set 234
Guzzlr souvenir stein 1
Guzzlrbuck 10,001
hacked gibson 1
haiku katana 1
hamethyst 393
hamethyst-handled sixgun 6
hand of cards 63
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of confetti 194
handful of fire 58
handful of stubble 58
handful of tips 259
handyman "hand soap" 68
happiness 10
haunted bottle of vodka 1
haunted cherry pie 3
haunted eggnog 1
haunted flame 74
haunted gimlet 1
haunted martini 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 46
hawkface potion 61
Haymaker 1
heart necklace 37
heart of the volcano 50
heavy crown 6
heavy leather-bound tome 4
Heimandatz's heart 7
Hell and How I Bent It 1
hell in a bucket 1
hermit factoid 11
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 1
Herringtini 1
Hide-rox™ cookie 11
high-end ginger wine 1
high-energy mining laser 1
Highest Bitter 1
hipster cocktail 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
HOA regulation book 1
hobo nickel 2,588
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 4
holistic headache remedy 59
honey mead 1
horizontal tango 1
hot katana blade 1,000
hot mint schnocolate 1
hot watered rum 1
How to Avoid Scams 312
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
How to Play Othello 34
huge gold coin 1,393
Humanitini 1
humble pie 4
Hundred Headed IPA 1
hustler shades 55
Ice Island Long Tea 1
ice porter 1,500
ice stein 1
ice wine 1
ice-cold fotie 100
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 700
ice-cold six-pack 1
ice-cold Willer 600
Iceberglar scarf 53
iced plum wine 1
icicle katana 1
icy hairspray 54
icy katana hilt 100
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 1
igloo pie 2
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 66
Illuminati earpiece 59
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 2
Imp Ale 3,000
improved martini 1
incredibly dense meat gem 1
infrablack lipstick 54
Inndya trading card 1
Instant Karma 189
Interview With You (a Vampire) 6
invisibility cream 59
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 77
iron torso box 53
Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey 1
Island Hurricane 1
Island Landslide 1
Island Thunderstorm 1
Jack-O-Lantern beer 1
Jackhammer 1
janglin' bones 70
janitor's mop 57
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 18
java cookie 11
jazzy cigarette holder 67
Jefferson wings 450
jerky coins 68
Jocko Homo's head 13
jug of booze 1
Jungle Juice 1
junk yard 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
kelp-holly gun 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
kickback cookbook 1
king cookie 30
Kissin' Cousins 11
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi beak 1
knight cookie 2
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 40
Knob Goblin Mutagen 63
Knob Goblin scimitar 115
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob pasty 2
knoll mushroom wine 1
kobold kibble 52
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 1
Kudzu slaw 69
kumquartz 60
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
labrador cookie 2
large tankard of ale 1
Lars the Cyberian 4
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
lavawater 1
lawnmower blade 4
Lead Zeta of Chastity 3
leather bookmark 927
leather glove 60
leftover pasty 1
legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon meringue pie 5
Lemonade-235 1
Leonard's glasses 56
Let Me Be! 41
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 57
library card 14
License To Kill 1
lihc eye pie 11
linoleum sword 8
linoleum sword hilt 1
liquid bread 1
literal grasshopper 1
little black book 77
Little Crimson Book 1
little paper umbrella 4,300
little red .epub file 57
little red book 2
liver and let pie 6
loaded serum blowgun 1
loadstone 175
Locust 1
Lollipop Drop 1
London frog 1
lost key 345
love 2
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 2
low tide martini 1
lucky cat's paw 56
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of diamond 463
lump of goofball ore 54
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 1
lunar isotope 12,052
lupine sword 24
lychee chuhai 1
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
lynyrd skinner toothblack 66
machetito 1
Mad Train wine 1
madius 1
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 136
magical ice cubes 4,250
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magilaser blastercannon 96
magnum of fancy champagne 1
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 1
makeshift sixgun 6
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Mansquito's blood 52
Manual of Lock Picking 1
margarita 1
marine aquamarine 16
marshmallow bomb 1
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 1
martiny 1
massive gemstone 576
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 9
Maxing, Relaxing 11
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 400
meadeorite 1
meat paste 700
meat stack 1,359
Meatcleaver 1
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 1
mentholated wine 1
Mer-kin cookiestove 80
Mer-kin thingpouch 50
Merc Core challenge coin 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 1
mercenary headband 53
mercenary pistol 3
mercenary rifle 1
mid-level medieval mead 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 1
mime army challenge coin 4
mime army wine 1
mimosette 1
mince pie 1
mini-martini 1
Miniborg laser 1
Mint Yulep 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Miserable Pie 14
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 51
missing wine 1
Mohobo 1
mole skin notebook 2
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moosemeat pie 2
Morbidda trading card 5
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
moreltini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
morning dew 1
Morto Moreto 1
mourning wine 1
muculent machete 1
mulled berry wine 1
mulled blood 1
mulled cider 1
mulled hobo wine 1
murderbot mask 1
murderbot plasma rifle 1
Murderer's Punch 1
Muschat 1
muscle oil 70
mushroom whiskey 1
My First Art of War 39
Mysterious Black Box 70
Mysterious Blue Box 70
Mysterious Green Box 70
Mysterious Island iced tea 1
Mysterious Red Box 70
nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 16
natto-infused sake 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 4
Necrotelicomnicon 3,794
necrotizing body spray 61
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom wine 1
negative lump 1,325
Neuromancer 1
Never Don't Stop Not Striving 1
New Age healing crystal 2,246
New Age hurting crystal 6
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newark 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 61
ninja eyeblack 54
ninja fear powder 53
No Hats as Art 1
Nog-on-the-Cob 1
non-aged vinegar 1
Non-Euclidean Finance 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 68
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 98
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 73
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 74
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 70
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 64
nothingtini 1
novelty fruit hat 64
nugget of Crimbonium 39
nugget of nicksilver 12
nugget of quicksilver 9
nugget of sicksilver 19
nugget of slicksilver 23
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press-on ribs 119
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Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
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Ram's Face Lager 500
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
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ring 1
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Rogue Windmill Rouge 58
roll in the hay 1
roll of meat 17
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
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Rubee™ 2,136
ruby W 670
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runny fermented egg 1
Russian Ice 1
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rusty speargun 3
s'more gun 1
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Safari Jack's moustache 8
Saison du Lune 1
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salt plum sake 1
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sandcastle 30
sandwich of the gods 25
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sangria del diablo 1
Saturday Night Special 418
savory sword 3
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
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Scorpion Bowl 1
scotch on the rocks 2
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 1
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Scuba Snack 65
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secret mummy herbs and spices 56
sensitive poetry journal 7
Sensual Massage for Creeps 10
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shining goblet 1
shiny stones 2,144
Shivering Chèvre 81
shoo-fish pie 12
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 6
short deposition 58
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shot of flower schnapps 1
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Skullery Maid's Knee 67
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slap and tickle 1
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Slimosa 1
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slimy fermented bile bladder 100
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Slippery Knob 1
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Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 200
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snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 2,600
Snow Queen Crown 235
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
soilzerac 1
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solid gold jewel 165
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Space Baby children's book 2
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space port 1
Space Tourist Phaser 103
space wine 1
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spandex anniversary shorts 1
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special clip: boneburners 300
special clip: graveburpers 85
special clip: splatterers 207
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Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 2
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spooky mushroom wine 1
spray chrome 60
sprinkles 100,000
square CRIMBCOOKIE 10
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standards and practices guide 6
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stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen meatpouch 2,025
stomach turnover 3
Stone Golem pebbles 59
stone of eXtreme power 454
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strawberry wine 1
strawberyl 121
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1
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stuffed astral badger 324
stuffed baby gravy fairy 291
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 501
stuffed Cheshire bitten 298
stuffed cocoabo 293
stuffed crazy bastard sword 18
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 280
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stuffed hand turkey 316
stuffed key 952
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 331
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stuffed Meat 563
stuffed mind flayer 334
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stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 326
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stuffed stinky gravy fairy 344
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stuffed tin of caviar 518
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stuffed undead elbow macaroni 314
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styrofoam sword 10
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sugar shotgun 1
Summer Nights 8
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 3
Super Magic Power Sword X 23
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Supernova Champagne 100
Suppurating Sinner 1
sweet ninja sword 1
Sweet Sword 1
swirling mushroom wine 1
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 6
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Sword of Dark Omens 23
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
sword of static 3
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
swordzall 4
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 350
Tales from the Fireside 18
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 39
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 3
Tales of Dread 1
Tales of Spelunking 10
Tales of Western Braggadoccio 1
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tangarita with a fly in it 1
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tasty tart 684
tattered paper crown 1
tawdry amethyst 11
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temporary yak tattoo 53
Temps Tempranillo 1
teqiwila 1
teqiwila slammer 1
tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 1
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The Author's inkwell 66
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Big Book of Communism 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 329
The Chill of the Wild 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
The Emperor's new cookie 16
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 3
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
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The Joy of Wassailing 33
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 65
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 7
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbronomicon 3
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
The Spirit of Giving 1
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 2
The Western Look 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
They'll Love You In Rhinestones 3
Third Base 1
thistle wine 1
Thorny Toad trading card 1
Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 3
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 2
Thwaitgold ant statuette 1
Thwaitgold bee statuette 3
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 3
Thwaitgold bug statuette 2
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 5
Thwaitgold chigger statuette 8
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 5
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 4
Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 2
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 4
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 2
Thwaitgold listening bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 1
Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette 3
Thwaitgold metabug statuette 2
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 9
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Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 11
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
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Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 1
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Thwaitgold slug statuette 2
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Time Lord Participation Mug 2
time residue 179
time sword 1
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tiny ninja sword 27
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To Build an Igloo 1
toast 3,800
tobiko-infused sake 1
tomato daiquiri 1
tomato soup poster 54
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
tommy gun 97
torquoise 21
totally sweet mohawk helmet 71
tourmalime 59
toy ray gun 8
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Trash, a Memoir 3
Travels with Jerry 4
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
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trilobite fossil 76
TRIO cup of beer 1
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Trollhouse cookies 1,400
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical swill 1
Trout Fishing in Loathing 1
Truthsayer 1
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tube of villain white 67
Tuesday's ruby 102
Turtle Bowl 1
turtle mud 60
twice-haunted screwdriver 1
two meat muck 1
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 100
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 2
una poca de gracia 65
Uncle Buck 2
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 188
Uncle Romulus 6
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Uovo Marcio Shiraz 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
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vampagne 1
vampire pearl 35
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very overdue library book 130
vesper 1
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Volcoino 7
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VYKEA mead 1
Wal-Mart gift certificate 2,940
Wal-Mart snowglobe 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warehouse clerk's glasses 52
warehouse walkie-talkie 66
Warm Subject gift certificate 214
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 2
wasabi-infused sake 1
water purification pills 800
wax booze 1
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 1
Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking 1
Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud 1
Wet Russian 1
whisker pencil 52
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 1
whiskey sour 1
whiskey squeeze 1
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White Dragon Fang 1
white Dreadsylvanian 1
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white lightning 1
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witty rapier 38
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Work is a Four Letter Sword 22
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Wrecked Generator 1
wrestling mask 59
X-37 gun 5
x-ray mirror 57
Xiblaxian crystal 49
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 1
Yakisoba's hat 9
Ye Olde Meade 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1,334
yellow brick road 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 13
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 14
zmobie 1
zombie 1
zombie hollandaise 54
Zombo's shoulder blade 2
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 6
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1