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Display Case for Kurtispj (#1389319)
This player is ranked #529 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,671 items.

This player is a member of the clan Hyrule.

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Kurtispj (#1389319)
This player has 1,671 unique items and 65,767 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 29
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 35
accidental mutton 6
accord ion 6
accordionoid rocca 3
adhesive tape dolly 3
adorable seal larva 1
Adventurer bobblehead 15
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
agua de vida 5
alarm accordion 1
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-year sucker 1
amber aviator shades 3
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 15
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
Ancient Protector Soda 30
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 3
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 6
Angelhair Culottes 1
angst burger 27
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 7
antique bottle opener 7
antique painting of a landscape 6
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 9
antique souvenir drawing 5
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arse-a'fire elixir 5
Asleep in the Cemetery 19
asteroid belt 3
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 5
Ax of L'rose 1
backwoods banjo 3
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 12
badass belt 156
bag of bones 6
bag of grain 1
bag of unfinished business 3
bag of W&Ws 75
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
ball-in-a-cup 5
ballast turtle 2
ballpark hot daub 1
banana peel 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 7
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
baneful bandolier 2
banjo kazoo mount 1
baritone accordion 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 6
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 7
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 17
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
Batfellow comic 5
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 7
beaten-up Chucks 10
beautiful rainbow 15
bed of coals 6
beefy fish meat 2
beer-battered accordion 2
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beholed bedsheet 3
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 9
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 9
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 7
BGE temporary tattoo 6
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
Big Candy's tophat 1
Big Punk 14
bindlestocking 3
bite-me-red lipstick 61
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 2
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 2
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black and white cracker 5
Black Angus blackburger 1
black brandy 1
black tear 3
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 9
blind-packed capsule toy 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 355
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 5
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 39
blood kiwi 3
Blood Light 17
blood sausage 2
bloody kiwitini 3
blue class ring 4
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue raspberry troll doll 3
blue tulip 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 3
bone chips 65
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 7
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 54
boning knife 1
BOOterfinger 8
Boss Bat bling 4
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of Blank-Out 45
bottle of Bloodweiser 6
bottle of bubbles 41
bottle of fire 1,005
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 2
bottle of peppermint schnapps 8
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 4
boulder 11
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of fishysoisse 27
bowl of Jeal-O 63
bowl of petunias 1
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 76
box of sunshine 79
brain preservation fluid 7
BRAINS shorts 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brand new key 3
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 5
breaded beer 1
breakfast mess 3
breakfast miracle 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 19
brine 18
bronze handcuffs 2
brown pixel 5
brown plastic baby 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubbling tempura batter 6
bucket of anniversary lard 1
Bulky Buddy Box 3
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 3
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 10
BURT 15
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 8
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
Cajun accordion 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 27
can of depilatory cream 1
can of franks 'n' beans 3
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of V-11 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 51
candied bolts 3
candied nuts 7
candied yams 56
candy cane 263
candy cigarette 1
candy dress shoes 6
candy kneecapping stick 7
candy knuckles 9
candy necktie 23
candy stake 2
cane-mail shirt 1
canteen of wine 6
carbon nanotube frame 2
carton of rotten eggs 59
catfish whiskers 46
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Celsius 233 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 1
centurion helmet 1
chainsaw chain 8
chakra malt 11
chakra sludge 11
chakra-mental wine 11
chamoisole 1
cheap toaster 1
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 2
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
choco-Crimbot 5
chocolate cigar 6
chocolate pocketwatch 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chroner trigger 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 2
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 20
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
club necklace 15
coarse hemp socks 1
cod cape 5
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold mashed potatoes 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 7
colorful plastic ball 13
comfy coffin 71
commemorative war stein 7
communal gobstopper 5
complicated lock impression 3
concentrated garbage juice 10
contract enforcement stick 52
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 4
cool iron ingot 3
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 3
corked genie bottle 1
corncob pipe 18
corned-beef Reuben 43
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted marrow 7
Cosmic Calorie 519
cranberry cylinder 3
cranberry schnapps 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 825
CRIMBCO wine 2
CRIMBCOIDS mints 54
CRIMBCOLOAF 19
Crimbo candied pecan 19
Crimbo fudge 19
Crimbo peppermint bark 21
Crimbo pie 34
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 38
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbuck 2,793
crotchety pants 1
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 6
crumbling rat skull 2
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 4
crystal belt buckle 1
crystalline cheer 86
crystalline seal eye 1
cup of infinite pencils 22
cupcake-in-a-cup 3
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 3
cursed wishbone 8
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cylindrical mold 20
D roll 25
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 12
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
deadly lampshade 9
deep six-shooter 7
deluxe fax machine 1
dense meat stack 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 25
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 2
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
dill 21
diluted makeup 180
dinged-up triangle 4
dinner roll 1
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 3
Dinsey's oculus 1
Dinsey's pants 2
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
Dinsey's radar dish 1
discarded swimming trunks 44
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
discocktail 9
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
diving muff 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
dog ointment 2
drafty drawers 2
dragonfish caviar 2
dread tarragon 6
dreadful roast 5
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 113
Dreadsylvanian clockwork key 3
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 12
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 2
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 3
droll monocle 4
drop of water-37 38
Drowsy Sword 26
drum of pomade 2
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dubious loincloth 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 3
DUFRESNE Suds 83
dull fish scale 34
Dust bunny 1
ear poison 29
eau de mort 5
Ecto-Cooler 4
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 45
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
Elder Turtle Shell 1
eldritch alignment spray 12
eldritch concentrate 16
eldritch distillate 6
eldritch effluvium 7,845
eldritch elixir 7
eldritch extract 5
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 1,761
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 2
eldritch mushroom 9
eldritch mushroom pizza 2
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 15
eldritch scanner 2
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric Kool-Aid 3
electrical thingamabob 13
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 3
Ellsbury's skull 4
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 19
elven suicide capsule 68
elven tambourine 1
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 13
En Una Fila Tequila 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 16
epic wad 16
evil googly eye 4
evil teddy bear 2
exclusive club 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 6
extra-greasy slider 173
extra-see-thru nightie 3
extremely skinny jeans 2
facehugging alien 15
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake washboard 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy chocolate car 10
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 8
fat bottom quark 9
fat stacks of cash 242
FDKOL commendation 7,738
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 33
feathered headdress 1
felt 3
Feynman gate 1
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 1
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiery wing 9
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 6
figurine of a sleek seal 7
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 2
figurine of an ancient seal 2
filet of The Fish 12
filth-encrusted futon 7
fire axe 1
fireman's helmet 1
firemilk 3
fish scimitar 1
fishbone bracers 9
flamin' bindle 7
flask flops 1
flask of mining oil 85
flask of port 4
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 9
fluid of fudge-finding 4
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
foam pistol 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 8
fossilized limb 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
frayed rope belt 26
Freddy Kruegerand 2
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 2
freezin' bindle 9
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 25
frigid air mattress 7
frigid fudgepuck 6
Frigid Northern Beans 16
frigid-ass club 1
frost-rimed seal hide 3
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 59
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 32
frying brainpan 4
fudge bunny 5
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 4
fudge lily 71
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 3
fudgecule 17,183
fudgecycle 3
fudgesicle 3
Fudgie Roll 2
funhouse mirror 8
funky junk key 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 9
fuzzy dice 3
fuzzy earmuffs 10
fuzzy montera 23
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
gamma nog 3
garbage sticker 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gearbox necklace 13
Gets-You-Drunk 5
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghost accordion 2
ghost beer 31
ghost cucumber 13
ghost of a necklace 77
ghost pepper 5
ghost protocol 3
ghost shawl 1
ghost thread 13
ghost trap 22
ghostly body paint 25
ghostly dagger 8
giant candy cane 3
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant pearl 12
giant red gummi bear 1
gift-a-pult 1
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread mask 1
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 5
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread robot 6
gingerbread tophat 1
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gladiator tunica 1
glass eye 1
glass of baboon milk 1
glass of herbal tequila 6
glistening fish meat 2
glob of green slime 1
globe of Deep Sauce 7
gloomy black mushroom 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 2
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 3
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 3
glowing esca 1
Go-Wassail 40
goblin autoblowgun 6
goblin hunting spear 2
goblin water 31
Golden HP-35 Calculator 1
Goodfella contract 30
googly eye 6
gourmet gourami oil 31
government 1
government cheese 4
government-issued night-vision goggles 1
grandfather watch 1
grape troll doll 3
grass clippings 12
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 2
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
green bean casserole 1
green beer 7
green clay bead 20
green drunki-bear 3
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 53
green pill 3
grilled cheese sandwich 4
grip key 21
grisly shield 1
groping claw 1
groupie lipstick 2
groupie spangles 2
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
guancertina 3
guard turtle collar 4
guard turtle shell 4
gummi bowtie 2
gummi canary 2
gummi salamander 2
gummi snake 3
guts necklace 1
hair of the calf 1
half double fruitcake 1
halibut 1
hambrosier 12
hamlet sandwich 4
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of confetti 26
handful of crafty noodles 4
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 7
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of numbers 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 40
hawk 4
hazmat helmet 1
headless sparrow 70
heart necklace 34
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 9
heavy crown 9
Heimandatz's heart 1
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 4
Hellfire Spicy Beans 10
hellseal claw 222
hellseal whisker 202
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
hemp candy necklace 5
herbal stuffing 40
herringcello 24
hideous egg 2
high-energy mining laser 7
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 1,385
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 98
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
Hodgman's whackin' stick 1
holiday log 1
honey dipper 1
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
hot daub 38
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot-ass club 1
hothammer 1
How to Play Othello 37
huge bowl of candy 31
Hunger™ Sauce 4
hushed puppy 6
hyperinflated seal lung 1
ice sickle 1
ice skate doll 3
iGoogly 5
imbued seal-blubber candle 5
imitation crab crate 7
imitation crab meat 20
impure gasoline 5
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
inky squid sauce 3
Inner Strength 3
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 4
Instant Karma 2
intimidating coiffure 10
intricate clockwork birdhouse 1
intricate music box parts 1
intriguing puzzle box 3
invisibility potion 13
invisible bag 5
ion grid 2
Iron Beta of Industry 114
iron pasta spoon 3
irradiated candy cane 10
irresistibility potion 10
irritability potion 13
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jamfish jam 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 52
jar of squeeze 22
java cookie 5
jawbruiser 3
jellyfish gel 2
jerky coins 94
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 3
Jocko Homo's head 1
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
killing feather 2
Kissin' Cousins 7
kiwi beak 2
kneecapping stick 7
knuckle sandwich 6
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 148
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 16
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 2
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 403
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 6
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 5
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser cannon 1
laser-broiled pear 514
law-abiding citizen cane 2
lawn dart 3
lawnmower blade 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
LED block 7
Lederhosen of the Night 5
left-handed melodica 1
legitimate business on the beach 4
length of old fuse 3
length of string 11
Lens of Violence 1
Let Me Be! 14
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 38
licorice garrote 1
licorice root 34
lime supersucker 2
liquid ice 37
little box of fireworks 1
little deuce cape 1
little piece of steel 2
little red book 1
live lobster 2
live wire 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Lobster qua Grill 4
lollipop cufflinks 2
lollipop stick 528
long-forgotten necklace 1
longhaired hippy wig 12
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 7
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 157
LOV Entrance Pass 3
love 1
lucky bottlecap 16
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 2
LWA ring 1
machetito 1
madius 4
mafia aria 143
mafia middle finger ring 3
mafia organizer badge 4
mafia pinky ring 3
mafia pointer finger ring 5
mafia thumb ring 7
mafia wedding ring 1
makeshift castanets 1
malevolent medallion 1
mangled squirrel 83
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mark of the Bugbear 5
Mark of the Ghost 5
Mark of the Skeleton 10
Mark of the Vampire 5
Mark of the Werewolf 4
Mark of the Zombie 1
marshmallow flambé 1
Maxing, Relaxing 8
Mayflower bouquet 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's sash 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megacopia 1
memory of a C 15
memory of a G 7
memory of a T 11
memory of an A 25
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 8
Mer-kin begsign 4
Mer-kin breastplate 7
Mer-kin cancerstick 5
Mer-kin cheatsheet 13
Mer-kin cooljuice 29
Mer-kin darkbook 4
Mer-kin digpick 3
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 2
Mer-kin dragnet 2
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 28
Mer-kin gutgirdle 2
Mer-kin healscroll 9
Mer-kin hidepaint 2
Mer-kin hookspear 12
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 11
Mer-kin roundshield 9
Mer-kin smartjuice 36
Mer-kin sneakmask 5
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 5
Mer-kin thingpouch 13
Mer-kin weaksauce 24
Mer-kin wordquiz 16
Mer-kin worktea 17
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 18
meteorb 2
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 3
Milk Studs 68
mime army camouflage kit 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 1
mime army wine 1
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 107
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 2
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 1
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
minin' dynamite 19
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 2
Misty Cape 12
Misty Cloak 7
Misty Robe 8
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 5
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
moist sailor's cap 3
molten brick 27
molten medallion 1
monstrous monocle 1
Moonds 2
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 23
mummy costume 32
munchies pill 2
murderbot whip 1
musty moccasins 1
nanite-infested candy cane 2
nanite-infested eggnog 7
nanite-infested fruitcake 8
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
nanofiber cloth 7
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
natty blue ascot 15
necrotizing body spray 42
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom 5
negative lump 3,962
negotiatin' hammer 53
neurostim pill 9
neutron lollipop 6
New Zealand iced tea 4
Newman's Own Trousers 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 10
night-vision goggles 5
Nightstalker perfume 11
non-aged vinegar 7
non-Euclidean non-accordion 5
novelty monorail ticket 1
NPZR chemistry set 12
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 153
nurse's hat 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 40
octopus's spade 2
Official Council Aide Pin 1
oily golden mushroom 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 39
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old ball and chain 6
old dry bone 8
old patched suit-pants 1
old school flying disc 3
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 189
oozenog 29
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange peel hat 11
Orange Star of Sacrifice 13
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
outlaw bandana 2
overloaded micro-reactor 7
oversized fish scaler 1
pack of pogs 47
packet of tofurkey gravy 5
pair of bolt cutters 1
pair of pearidot earrings 2
pair of plants 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 15
panhandle panhandling hat 29
paperclip 44
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
paranormal ricotta 1
party hat 1,087
passable elf mask 5
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
patent leather shoes 1
peace accordion 3
peanut brittle shield 3
pear supersucker 1
pearidot 15
penguin focaccia bread 2
penguin thesaurus 2
pentatonic accordion 2
peppermint tailings 94
perl necklace 1
pernicious cudgel 1
personalized birthday cake 1
pet rock 4
petit 4.1 3
petit fortran 1
petrified wood 46
phish stick 24
physiostim pill 22
picky tweezers 1
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 2
pilgrim shield 1
pine cone necklace 1
pink clay bead 38
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink plastic baby 1
pitted sheet metal 6
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel morning star 2
pixel orb 1
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 5
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 84
plastic ingot 11
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 5
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 2
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 1
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 4
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 2
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 3
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 2
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 3
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 2
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 5
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
pocket maze 2
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocketwatch on a chain 10
pointy red hat 1
poison pen 3
polished moon-amber 1
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 3
poodle skirt 5
pool of liquid metal 12
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 9
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 15
potion of spiritual gunkifying 2
powdered candy sushi set 5
Prelude of Precision 2
press-on ribs 42
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
primitive alien mask 1
protein paste 3
psychic's amulet 5
psychic's circlet 2
psychic's crystal ball 1
psychic's pslacks 2
psycho sweater 1
pteruges 1
pulsing flesh 14
pumpkinhead mask 36
purple clay bead 9
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
pygmy concertinette 1
quantum taco 136
quirky accordion 1
Racisto Ruidoso 8
radiation-resistant helmet 12
radiator heater shield 1
raisin 3
Ralph IX cognac 1
rat carcass 81
rattler rattle 6
really dense meat stack 5
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
red ale 6
red armband 1
red class ring 8
red drunki-bear 2
red face paint 1
red gummi ingot 60
Red Pill 1
red plastic baby 4
red tulip 1
red wagon 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
remorseless knife 2
replica bat-oomerang 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
reusable shopping bag 1
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 22
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 35
ridiculous sunglasses 1
rigid carapace 13
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 1
rocket fuel 2
roll of meat 11
Roman sadnals 2
Rompedores de Fantasmas 2
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 37
rotting beefsteak 1
rough fish scale 3
rubber WWJD? bracelet 2
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2
ruby on canes 4
rusted-out shootin' iron 2
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 38
rusty compass 2
rusty piece of rebar 23
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 4
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
salinated mint julep 3
sand dollar 74
sandwich of the gods 14
sausage without a cause 3
sawblade shield 35
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
Schrödinger's thermos 34
Science Notebook 2
scissor duck 3
sea avocado 2
sea broccoli 4
sea carrot 1
sea lace 2
sea leather 19
sea lychee 1
sea mantle 1
sea persimmon 10
sea salt scrubs 2
seal-blubber candle 1
seal-brain elixir 4
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 7
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
seaode 10
seared dino steak 1
seaweed 1
security flashlight 45
Sensual Massage for Creeps 8
servo-assisted exo-pants 11
shady shades 2
sham champagne 6
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
sharpened hubcap 1
shiny tribal beads 18
shooting morning star 3
shot of mescal 7
shovelful of dirt 1
shredded hellseal hide 10
shushed potatoes 3
silent A 1
silent B 1
silent beret 3
silent C 1
silent F 1
silent nightlight 1
silent P 11
silent pea shooter 3
silent T 1
silent X 1
Silver Bullet beer 15
silver face paint 3
silver keg 1
silver shotgun shell 2
single-serving herbal stuffing 4
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1
skate blade 2
skate board 1
skate skates 2
skate skin 2
skull of the Bonerdagon 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 4
Skullhead's Screw 1
Skully's hot chocolate 2
sleazy bindle 5
sleeping stocking 1
sleeve deuce 2
slick fish meat 2
slime-covered staff 2
slime-soaked brain 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
slimy alveolus 5
slimy fermented bile bladder 19
slimy sweetbreads 16
slingshot 1
slippery when wet shield 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 10
slug of shochu 2
small slimy cyst 2
smoked potsherd 1
smoking grass 1,141
smooth velvet hanky 1
snake oil 251
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Sogg-Os 8
soggy seed packet 6
solid gold bowling ball 71
sorority brain 6
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 3
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soul monocle 1
soy cordial 1
space beast fur 9
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
space jam 14
space trooper helmet 1
spade necklace 53
spaghetti cult mask 2
spaghetti cult rosary 3
spaghetti-box banjo 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly unitard 1
spant backplate 1
spant shield 1
spant shoulderpads 1
spant spear 1
spants 1
spark plug earring 12
sparking robo-battery 1
spectral pickle 54
spectre scepter 150
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
Spelunker's fedora 1
Spelunker's khakis 1
Spelunker's whip 1
spiritual candy cane 2
spiritual eggnog 3
spiritual fruitcake 4
spiritual gingerbread 1
spooky bark 66
spooky bindle 9
spooky eggnog 2
spooky felt 3
spooky length of string 6
spooky sap 23
spooky stuffing 3
spooky toy wheel 5
spooky wooden block 2
spoonful of Linguine-Os 6
square CRIMBCOOKIE 15
squeaky toy rose 1
squirming egg sac 26
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 6
stainless steel scarf 11
stainless steel shillelagh 2
stainless steel skullcap 1
stainless steel slacks 5
stainless steel solitaire 1
stainless steel suspenders 6
stale cheer wine 1
stale Cheer-E-Os 1
stapler bear 2
Star Spawn 1
steel drivin' hammer 33
steel knuckles 2
Stephen's lab coat 1
stick 2
still-beating spleen 11
stink-penny 38
stinkin' bindle 3
stinking agaricus 4
stinkwater 7
stinky cheese diaper 1
stinky fannypack 1
strange cube 2
straw hat 2
strawberry supersucker 4
strawberyl 21
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 4
string of Crimbo lights 1
stringy sinew 4
Strix stix 4
stuffed alien blob 2
stuffed astral badger 14
stuffed baby gravy fairy 10
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 29
stuffed Cheshire bitten 15
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 14
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 17
stuffed hand turkey 18
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 63
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 13
stuffed martini 1
stuffed Meat 15
stuffed mind flayer 14
stuffed monocle 26
stuffed scary death orb 16
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 8
stuffed snowy owl 12
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 12
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 13
stuffed teddy butler 25
stuffed tin of caviar 24
stuffed treasure chest 49
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 13
stuffing 6
sturdy cane 37
sucker bucket 2
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 87
sucker tachi 2
Summer Nights 11
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super-absorbent tarp 2
superheated fudge 22
support cummerbund 2
sushi-rolling mat 1
sweet mochi ball 7
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Swizzler 67
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
synthetic stuffing 7
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 4
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 192
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 219
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 255
tailbone shield 1
Tales from the Fireside 4
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 4
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tangled mass of creepy pasta 3
teddy bear 6
teddy borg 2
temperance whiskey 16
tempura air 1
The Art of Slapfighting 3
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Cooler Out of Space 8
The Emperor's new shirt 1
The Jokester's gun 11
The Jokester's pants 4
The Jokester's wig 6
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 2
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing 5
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 5
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 4
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
theoretical string 7
Third Eye 1
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing bone 4
throwing wrench 7
Thwaitgold ant statuette 8
Thwaitgold bee statuette 2
Thwaitgold bug statuette 6
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 7
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 18
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 11
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 10
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 1
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 15
Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 9
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 10
Thwaitgold spider statuette 9
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold termite statuette 3
Thwaitgold time fly statuette 1
TI-9000 calculator 7
Time Bandit Time Towel 3
Time Cape 1
Time Cloak 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 53
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 1
tiny fly glasses 2
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 5
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 5
tiny plastic Big Candy 5
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 5
tiny plastic colollilossus 5
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 5
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 2
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 5
tiny plastic fax machine 6
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 5
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 6
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 2
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 5
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 5
tiny plastic mutant elf 5
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 5
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 2
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 5
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny slimy cyst 2
toe jam 14
tofurkey gravy 55
tofurkey leg 53
tofurkey nugget 3
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 5
tonguebone 5
tooth 3
toothsome rock 1
torn hellseal sinew 7
tortoboggan 1
tourmalime 11
tourmalime tourniquet 2
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy hoverpad 4
toy wheel 7
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 9
traffic jam 14
transparent nog 2
Travels with Jerry 2
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 7
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 12
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 14
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 27
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 27
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 20
trout fang 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 6
tube sock 14
turtle pheromones 2
turtle wax shield 1
turtling rod 1
twinkly wad 340
twitching claw 15
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
Uncle Crimbo's hat 1
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 346
Uncle Romulus 2
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
underwater slingshot 3
Underworld flail 1
Underworld truncheon 1
unearthed potsherd 1
unfinished fruitcake 2
unidentified drink 469
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 2
Unkillable Skeleton's shield 1
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 1
unquiet spirits 7
unstable DNA 54
unused soap 4
unused walkie-talkie 2
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
urchin roe 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 3
vampire glitter 1
vengeful spirit 2
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 45
very fancy whiskey 3
very large caltrop 1
vial of hot blood 5
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 18
viral DNA 9
vitachoconutriment capsule 4
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 18
voodoo snuff 93
wad of cotton 14
wad of slimy rags 11
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 1
warbear battery 1
warbear beeping telegram 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 3
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear drone assembler 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 1
warbear empathy chip 2
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 2
warbear exo-arm 2
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear gyro 3
warbear gyrocopter 5
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear helm fragment 85
warbear high-efficiency still 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 5
warbear induction oven 1
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear metalworking primer 3
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 2
warbear requisition box 31
warbear robo-camouflage unit 3
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 3
warbear soda machine assembler 2
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 12
warbear wardance potion 9
warbear whosit 103
warehouse key 5
warm fur 3
warm gravy 1
Warms-Your-Tush 1
washboard shield 1
water-polo cap 6
wax banana 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 43
weird gazelle steak 2
western-style skinning knife 1
whimpering willow bark 3
whisker pencil 1
whiskey in a broken glass 7
white class ring 4
white earbuds 1
white tulip 1
wicker clicker 1
wicker kickers 1
wicker knickers 1
wicker slicker 1
wicker sticker 1
wicker ticker 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up meatcar 55
wine-soaked bone chips 6
wings of fire 2
witch hat 2
wolfman mask 43
wooden block 4
worksite credentials 2
Workytime Tea 5
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 10
woven baling wire bracelets 9
wreath of laurels 12
wrench bracelet 46
wriggling severed nose 4
wrought-iron waders 1
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 2
wrought-iron widget 2
wrought-iron wig 2
wrought-iron winch crank 2
wumpus hair 11
wumpus-hair bolo 1
X-37 gun 3
Xiblaxian 5D printer 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yam candy 4
yellow drunki-bear 3
yellow gummi ingot 97
Yellow Moon of Compassion 12
yield shield 1
Yorick 1
Z-Bone steak 6
Zim Merman's guitar 10
zombie pineal gland 24
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
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