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Display Case for Optimus747 (#1401972)
This player is ranked #195 for Most Total Items with a total of 723,940 items.
This player is ranked #105 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,835 items.

This player is a member of the clan BOLD.

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Optimus747 (#1401972)
This player has 4,835 unique items and 723,940 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 696
"KICK ME" sign 8
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 19
1-ball 54
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 207
2-ball 37
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 43
30669 scroll 267
33398 scroll 430
334 scroll 174
37x37x37 puzzle cube 74
4-ball 45
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional guitar 17
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 13
5-ball 36
6-ball 47
64067 scroll 5
668 scroll 36
7-ball 50
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 174
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 191
8-billed baseball cap 2
9-ball 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 62
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 11
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 57
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 47
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 3
Accordion of Jordion 1
acid-squirting flower 133
acoustic guitarrr 89
actual reality goggles 32
adder 32
adder bladder 177
adhesive tape dolly 5
adorable seal larva 2
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 898
airblaster gun 56
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 128
Alice's Army Bowman 11
Alice's Army Cleric 21
Alice's Army Coward 10
Alice's Army Dervish 3
Alice's Army Guard 126
Alice's Army Halberder 123
Alice's Army Hammerman 13
Alice's Army Horseman 8
Alice's Army Lanceman 8
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 37
Alice's Army Martyr 3
Alice's Army Ninja 115
Alice's Army Nurse 112
Alice's Army Page 131
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 124
Alice's Army Sniper 3
Alice's Army Spearsman 111
Alice's Army Swordsman 114
Alice's Army Wallman 98
all-purpose cleaner 250
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 35
amok pudding 2
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 5,628
Amulet of Yendor 139
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 40
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 18
ancient Magi-Wipes 511
ancient poisoned dart 100
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 336
Ancient Saucehelm 4
ancient spice 189
ancient stone fist 46
ancient stone head 23
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 282
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 653
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 10
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 129
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 5
ant pick 9
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 10
ant sickle 10
anti-anti-antidote 206
anticheese 13
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 31
antique hand mirror 6
antique helmet 29
antique machete 10
antique packet of ketchup 34
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 4
antique shield 36
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 30
antique spyglass 4
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armgun 5,663
around the world 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 46
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 18
asbestos apron 44
asbestos crossbow 27
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 143
asbestos staff 11
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 13
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 87
Asleep in the Cemetery 13
asparagus knife 226
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 7
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 24
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 592
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 52
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 16
bacon bath ball 3
baconstone 23
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 180
badass pie 1
badge of authority 8
badger badge 1
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bag of bones 40
bag of Cheat-Os 3
bag of GORF 164
bag of GORP 200
bag of lard 16
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 13
bag of QWOP 45
baggie of powdered sugar 6
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 45
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 3
balloon sword 44
ballroom blintz 328
balsa plank 62
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 91
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
bananagate 6
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4
baneful bandolier 1
banjo strings 3
baobab sap 1
bar skin 301
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 47
bargain flash powder 4
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrrnacle 117
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 131
Bash-Ōs cereal 4
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 110
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 375
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 129
batgut 363
bath ball gift set 7
battered Crimbo Crate 27
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 2
Battlie Light Saver 30
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 295
beach glass bead 43
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 10
beautiful rainbow 1
bed of coals 8
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1,057
beer bong 227
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 540
beer lens 17
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 8
beer-soaked mop 38
beertini 8
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 17
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 22
bejeweled pledge pin 627
belemnite fossil 23
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bellhop bell 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 26
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 16
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 15
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 32
big bass drum 142
big boom 2
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 256
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 149
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 6
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 60
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 74
bit-o-cactus 125
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 5
black & tan 60
black belt 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 3
black BRICKO brick 1
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black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 9
black cloak 2
black cowboy hat 1
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black eyedrops 38
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black forest cake 59
black forest ham 52
black gold 1
black greaves 86
black helmet 85
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 91
black label 4
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 120
black paisley oyster egg 1
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black pepper 31
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black pixel 857
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black polka-dot oyster egg 1
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black spot 7
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blackberry 309
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blackberry moccasins 1
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Blackfly Chardonnay 63
blammer 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 3
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 140
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 5
blob of wood glue 70
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 5
bloody beer 7
bloody clown pants 329
bloody mary 9
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Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
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blue velvet cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
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Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
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bonerang 1
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BOOtonniere 1
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boozebomb 1
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borg sock monkey 1
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bottle of Bloodweiser 2
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bottle of Calcutta Emerald 136
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bottle of Domesticated Turkey 234
bottle of Evermore 74
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bottle of goofballs 30
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 133
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bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 448
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bottle of Ooze-O 115
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bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
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bow 1
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BRICKO trunk 1
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Bright Water 2
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Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
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broken clock 1
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broken glass grenade 1
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bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 148
BROS Energy Drink 6
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brown pixel 1
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bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
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bucket of honey 11
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 144
bugbear bungguard 136
bugbear detector 3
bugbear purification pill 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 242
bum cheek 218
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 46
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burnt flower 1
BURT 1,193
bus pass 23
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 45
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cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 13
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caipifruta 1
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Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Codpiece of the Goblin King 130
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cog 218
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cold hi mein 1
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cold wad 1
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cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 17
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
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colorful toad 17
Comet Pop 1
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commemorative war stein 1
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compression stocking 24
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Connery's Elixir of Audacity 20
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Cookbook of the Damned 3
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Corpse Island iced tea 18
corpse on the beach 14
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cottage 1
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Covers-Your-Head 2
cracker 1
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cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 2
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crayon shavings 48
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 3
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 4
cream stout 131
creamsicle 126
creepy ginger ale 19
creepy voice box 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 8
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 7
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 7
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 5
CRIMBCO lanyard 3
CRIMBCO mug 12
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCO wine 12
CRIMBCOIDS mints 29
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Crimbo candied pecan 641
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 31
Crimbo fudge 653
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curmudgel 39
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Divine 4
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doll house 1
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Drac & Tan 1
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drum machine 109
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Drunkula's silky pants 1
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dry vodka martini 1
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dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 158
dusty bottle of Port 170
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 186
dusty Crimbo crate 26
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dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
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Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
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eggnog 14
El Sombrero De Lopez 10
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El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 3
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elven cellocello 102
elven hardtack 15
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especially salty dog 1
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evil golden arch 330
evil golden arches 11
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exploding hacky-sack 255
explosion-flavored chewing gum 137
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extra-greasy slider 7
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extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 16
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength red potion 13
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 22
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 79
eXtreme nose ring 1
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extremely wet T-shirt 4
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 145
eye of the Tiger-lily 2
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eyedrops of newt 13
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 2
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f3d0r4 231
fabric softener 1
facehugging alien 10
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fairy gravy boat 1
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fake hand 132
fake plastic grass 5
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Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
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fancy bath salts 734
fancy beef jerky 4
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fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 50
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fancy tophat 1
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fat bottom quark 1
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fat stacks of cash 49
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Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 1
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FDKOL hotcakes 3
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felt 17
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 38
fermenting powder 53
ferret bait 88
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 14
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festive sausage 8
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 5
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 70
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a charred seal 40
figurine of a cold seal 133
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 10
figurine of a sleek seal 14
figurine of a slippery seal 18
figurine of a stinking seal 13
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 21
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 177
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filth-encrusted futon 13
filthy corduroys 228
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 258
filthy lucre 157
filthy pestle 20
filthy poultice 950
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fire 1
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flamin' bindle 6
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flaming mushroom wine 1
Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming sword 6
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flange 1
flaregun 319
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flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
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flask of porquoise juice 1
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flat dough 4
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foam dart 775
foam noodle 1
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foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 24
forest tears 1
fortune cookie 7
fossilized baboon skull 2
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 2
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 2
fossilized wyrm skull 1
fountain 'soda' 23
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 14
Frat Army FGF 208
frat brats 6
frayed rope belt 18
Freddy Kruegerand 43
freezerburned ice cube 2
freezin' bindle 4
freshwater pearl necklace 12
fricasseed brains 22
Friendliness Beverage 245
friendly cheez blob 2
frightful feather 1
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frigid hankyū 30
frigid mote 6
frigid ninja stars 527
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frilly skirt 197
Frogade 3
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frost flower 40
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 4
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Frown Exerciser 1
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frozen danish 1
frozen feather 9
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 50
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fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 1
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 4
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
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fudge pocket square 2
fudgecule 1,868
full meat tank 6
fumble formula 1
Fun-Guy spore 57
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funky dried mushroom 57
funny bone 5
furniture dolly 228
furry fur 831
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 7
furry kilt 1
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furry skirt 1
future drug: Coolscaline 38
future drug: Muscularactum 20
future drug: Smartinex 25
fuzzbump 6
Fuzzby 1