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Display Case for Stan Maskelyne (#1636374)
This player is ranked #158 for Most Total Items with a total of 955,116 items.
This player is ranked #206 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,242 items.

This player is a member of the clan Hyrule.

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Stan Maskelyne (#1636374)
This player has 3,242 unique items and 955,116 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2,541
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 8
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 470
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 25
2-ball 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 22
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
A Light that Never Goes Out 4
a little sump'm sump'm 607
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 4
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 2
accidental cider 55
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 174
actual tapas 4
adder 1
adder bladder 1
Affirmation Cookie 101
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 73
Agitated Turkey 4
airblaster gun 380
Aldebaran sardines 11
Alewife™ Ale 6
alien autoautopsy kit 77
alien drugs 110
alien force field disruptor bean 54
alien hologram projector 80
alien protein powder 3
alien source code printout 2
all-purpose cleaner 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 8
ammonite fossil 54
amok pudding 41
amok putter 23
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 35
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,027
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 6
angry inch 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 25
antique bottle opener 11
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique packet of ketchup 31
antique painting of a landscape 10
antique pair of blue jeans 11
antique record album 103
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 11
antique spear 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armgun 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 12
asbestos apron 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 45
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
asparagus knife 41
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 11
awful poetry journal 544
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 1
backwoods screwdriver 30
BACON 51,841
baconstone 2
bad rum and good cola 6
bad vibroknife 1
badass belt 14
bag of bones 7
bag of Cheat-Os 30
bag of GORF 1,261
bag of GORP 1,540
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 11,163
bag of lard 2
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 4,337
bag of pygmy blood 4
bag of QWOP 651
bag of unfinished business 2
bag of W&Ws 1,116
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ballroom blintz 25
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 4
banana cream pie 2
banana peel 28
banana smoothie 4
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 5
bananagate 99
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrel-aged martini 236
barrrnacle 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 6
Barulio's bottle 2
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
bat guano 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 6
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 1
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 11
battered Crimbo Crate 4
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 1
bean burrito 375
beard incense 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 3
beefy fish meat 7
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 1
beer-soaked mop 3
beertini 20
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 161
beholed bedsheet 6
bejeweled cufflinks 1
belemnite fossil 60
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 9
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 4
BGE merchandise order form 13
BGE pocket calendar 4
BGE shotglass 54
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 5
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 47
big boom 1
big red clown nose 215
big stirring stick 1
bilge wine 68
bindlestocking 11
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 31
BitterSweetTarts 7,882
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 5
Black Angus blackburger 12
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 12
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 5
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 1
black pension check 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 218
black plastic oyster egg 6
black pudding 2
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 14
black sword 1
black tear 1
black-and-blue light 249
blackberry 41
blackberry polite 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 4
blank diary 1
blank note 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 240
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 20
Blizzards I Have Died In 5
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
Blood Light 5
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood sausage 2
blood-drive sticker 3
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 36
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 10
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 1
blue grass 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 698
blue plasma ball 218
blue plastic oyster egg 10
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue tulip 10
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 1
bone abacus 31
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 36
bone crusher 1
bone flute 5
bone meal 3
bone rattle 3
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 2
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
book of matches 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booze-soaked cherry 2
boring spaghetti 4
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 703
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of Blank-Out 53
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 16
bottle of cooking sherry 66
bottle of Definit 20
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 8
bottle of drinkin' gas 10
bottle of Evermore 33
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 10
bottle of gin 799
bottle of goofballs 9
bottle of Greedy Dog 6
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 12
bottle of Lambada Lambic 6
bottle of laundry sherry 33
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 11
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 5
bottle of Ooze-O 31
bottle of Pete's Sake 14
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 68
bottle of Professor Beer 8
bottle of Race Car Red 3
bottle of Rapier Witbier 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 997
bottle of sake 14
bottle of sewage schnapps 125
bottle of tequila 786
bottle of vodka 698
bottle of whiskey 1,624
bottle of wine 31
bowl of cottage cheese 168
bowl of fishysoisse 6
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
bowling ball 1
box 224
box of Dweebs 805
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 1
boxed champagne 5
boxed wine 6,073
boxing glove 1
Brain Food Pastaco 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 131
brains casserole 2
brass gear 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 3
BRICKO brick 12,613
BRICKO eye brick 3,351
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO stud 100
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 1
brigand brittle 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 11
brine 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken carburetor 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 1
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 6
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 36
brown paper pants 36
brown sugar cane 6
browser cookie 488
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubblegum heart 1,252
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of wine 589
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 57
bugbear bungguard 56
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 2
bunch of bananas 2
bunch of square grapes 26
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burst hellseal brain 1
bus pass 1
butterfly knife 6
button rouge 1
buzzing mushroom wine 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 4
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 37
caipifruta 8
calle de miel 142
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 3
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 24
can of spinach 1
can of Swiller 53
can of the cheapest beer 4
can of V-11 3
can opener 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 42
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 1
candied pecan 4
candied yams 54
candy brain 4
candy cane 166
candy cigarette 101
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 7
candy skeleton 7
candy stake 4
cannonball charrrm 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 12
cap gun 234
carbonated soy milk 335
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 58
carob chunk cookies 8
carob chunk noodles 18
carob chunks 35
carrot nose 1
carton of rotten eggs 353
carton of snake milk 17
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 1
cast 1
cat appendix 1
catfish whiskers 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 2
celestial carrot juice 1
cement sandals 3
Centauri fish wine 37
centipede eggs 46
chakra malt 100
chakra sludge 3
chakra-mental wine 100
chaos butterfly 521
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap studded belt 258
cheap sunglasses 482
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
chef's hat 1
cherry 147
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 3
chewable paper 1
children of the candy corn 5
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chloroform rag 1
choco-Crimbot 235
Choco-Mint patty 188
chocolate cigar 8
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 7
chopsticks 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo taco 143
chrome crossbow 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
Chroner 1,875
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cigar box turtle 1
cigarette lighter 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
Citrus Crush wine cooler 9
clay peace-sign bead 1
Claybender glasses 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
clownskin belt 1
club necklace 30
clumsiness bark 1
cluster of hops 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 2
coal dust 1
coal shovel 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 150
cocktail napkin 1
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 724
coconut shell 2,373
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
Coinspiracy 1
Cold Hots candy 11,132
cold mashed potatoes 22
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 1
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful plastic ball 500
colorful toad 1
combat fan 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
complex mushroom wine 4
compression stocking 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 1
confiscated comic book 1
confiscated love note 1
confusing LED clock 145
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
contract enforcement stick 880
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cookie cookie 3
Cool Brunch Pastaco 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 19
cop dollar 17,154
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 4
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 1
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 48
corpse on the beach 32
corpsebite 3
corpsedriver 56
corpsetini 52
correction fluid 1
corrupted data 71
cosmetic football 36
costume rental shop 1
costume sword 1
crêepy mask 33
cranberries 351
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 4
crappy brain 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crayon shavings 1
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 19
cream stout 22
creamsicle 19
creepy ginger ale 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 5
CRIMBCO lanyard 268
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 4,085
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 695
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 52
Crimbo fudge 685
Crimbo peppermint bark 724
Crimbo pie 5
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 83
Crimbot battery 2
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 2
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 3
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 2
Crimbuck 605
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 164
crumbling rat skull 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal skeleton vodka 2
crystalline cheer 2,001
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 342
CSA bravery badge 1,264
CSA cheerfulness ration 629
CSA discount card 378
CSA fire-starting kit 964
CSA obedience grenade 1,296
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 850
cubic zirconia 1,356
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 4
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
cuppa Loyal tea 16
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
Cursed Punch 2
cursed sea biscuit 15
cursed voodoo skull 1
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cyber-mattock 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 1
D roll 166
Daffy Taffy 42
dance card 1
dancing fan 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 1
day-old beer 3
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 1
decent brain 4
decomposed boot 1
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 1
dehydrated caviar 27
delicious candy 7
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 1,632
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious star salad 5
delicious swamp muck 2
deluxe fax machine 1
demon skin 1
denim jacket 44
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat stack 1
dented harmonica 33
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depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
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dew yoana salacious lei 3
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Dickory Farms Gift Basket 3
digital key lime pie 6
dill 1
dinner roll 21
dire fudgesicle 34
dirty hobo gloves 206
dirty rigging rope 1
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disbelief suspenders 1
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disco horoscope (Aquarius) 18
disco horoscope (Aries) 25
disco horoscope (Cancer) 18
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 23
disco horoscope (Gemini) 25
disco horoscope (Leo) 13
disco horoscope (Libra) 25
disco horoscope (Pisces) 17
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 18
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 21
disco horoscope (Taurus) 24
disco horoscope (Virgo) 18
disco mask 24
discocktail 80
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
dishrag 17
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displaced fish 344
disposable instant camera 1
disposable lighter 1
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 2
disturbing fanfic 532
Divine 1
divine blowout 2,091
divine can of silly string 3,083
divine champagne flute 1,457
divine champagne popper 696
divine cracker 1,457
divine noisemaker 2,144
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
dollar-sign bag 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dorky glasses 38
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 405
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dreadlock whip 21
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
dream of a dog 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
droll monocle 1
droopy doll eye 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 1
drum of pomade 2
drum of tommy ammo 1
dry cleaning receipt 1
dry martini 7
dry noodles 5,220
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 13
ducha de oro 169
duct tape 1
DUFRESNE Suds 274
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 5
dungeoneering kit 1
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 35
dusty bottle of Merlot 73
dusty bottle of Muscat 75
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 64
dusty bottle of Port 94
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 31
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dusty left fourth front claw 1
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dusty left third rib 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
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dwarvish magazine 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 3
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 3
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle feather 1
eagle's milk 73
easter egg balloon 11
Eau de Guaneau 1
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasm au jus 1
ectoplasmic orbs 1
eel battery 1
Effermint™ tablets 249
effervescent potion 1
effluvious emerald 6
eggbeater 3
eggnog 219
El Vibrato power sphere 1
eldritch alignment spray 168
eldritch distillate 3
eldritch dough 1
eldritch effluvium 555
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 14
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 2
eldritch mushroom 2
eldritch mushroom pizza 2
eldritch oil 52
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 2
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 3
eldritch tincture 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 1
electric snakebite 6
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 144
elemental sugarcube 4,154
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elfin shortbread 3
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 8
elven cellocello 38
elven hardtack 37
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 6
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 40
elven suicide capsule 21
elven whittling knife 1
embezzler's oil 1
emergency margarita 3
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 3
enchanted bean 1
enchanted bean burrito 352
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted muesli 1
enchanted toothpick 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 2
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 15
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 1
evil teddy bear 1
exotic jungle fruit 196
exotic travel brochure 965
expensive camera 4,356
expensive champagne 2
experimental serum G-9 1
experimental serum P-00 1
exploding cigar 1,934
exploding hacky-sack 1
extra-flat panini 8
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength red potion 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 1
extremely wet T-shirt 1
eye of newt 1
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 116
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 1
fabric softener 1
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 8
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy beer bottle 1
fancy beer label 1
fancy blue potion 1
fancy canapés 3
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 138
fancy tin beer can 284
Fantasma en la Máquina 99
fat loot token 1
fat stacks of cash 1
FDKOL commendation 6,736
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