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Display Case for Unconventionable (#2252632)
This player is ranked #939 for Most Total Items with a total of 137,763 items.
This player is ranked #347 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,421 items.

This player is a member of the clan Clan Xenos.

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Unconventionable (#2252632)
This player has 2,421 unique items and 137,763 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"DRINK ME" potion 500
"KICK ME" sign 90
"meat" stick 1
1,970 carat gold 1
11-leaf clover 11
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 11
2-ball 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 11
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 11
4-dimensional guitar 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 8
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable blubber 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
acceptable bagel 2
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 99
actual tapas 1
adder bladder 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 2
alabaster knight 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 11
all-purpose cleaner 6
alphabet gum 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 17
amok pudding 6
amok putter 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 3
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 3
ancient poisoned dart 3
ancient protein powder 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 10,245
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
annoying pitchfork 3
ant agonist 1
antimatter wad 5
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
armgun 1
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 3
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 2
asparagus lo mein 1
astral mushroom 1
Atomic Pop 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
awful poetry journal 17
baby killer bee 4
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1
baconstone 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 1
badass pie 1
bag of foreign bribes 3
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 3,000
bag of lard 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 6
bag of W&Ws 11
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 1
bananagate 27
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
bar of freeze-dried water 6
bar skin 1
bark rootbeer 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
barrel cracker 9
barrel gun 2
barrel pickle 9
barrel-aged martini 11
barrrnacle 5
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 1
bat wing 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beard incense 39
beastly paste 1
beautiful soup 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 1
beer-scented teddy bear 4
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 14
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 16
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 7
berries of suffering 3
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 1
bilge wine 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
black & tan 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cloak 1
black Crimbo ball 2
black eye shadow 38
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 23
black magic powder 1
black mana 11
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 7
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 4
black polka-dot oyster egg 8
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 2
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 12
blank diary 1
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blob of acid 1
blood of the Wereseal 3
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 5
blue mana 11
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic oyster egg 3
blue polka-dot oyster egg 14
blue rocket 4
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone bons 3
bone flute 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 7
booze-soaked cherry 2
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 9
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 3
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled day 2
boulder 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of prescription candy 2
bowl of rye sprouts 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 11
box of sunshine 14
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 1
brass gear 1,001
bread line 3
bread man 1
bread pie 21
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 3
brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO reactor 19
BRICKO turtle 1
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 11
brown sugar cane 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 100
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 3
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 5
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear purification pill 11
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 2
bunch of square grapes 1
buoybottoms 1
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
calle de miel 1
Camp Scout pup tent 6
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of sardines 11
can of spinach 1
can of Swiller 1
can of V-11 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 5
candied yams 2
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy cigarette 1
cannonball charrrm 5
canopic jar 1
cap gun 36
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carrot cake 1
carrot cake precipice bar 11
carrot claret 3
carrot nose 11
carton of rotten eggs 11
cartoon heart 1
cast 1
catfish whiskers 1
catsup 1
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 1
chakra sludge 35
chaos butterfly 3,329
charged magnet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap sunglasses 4
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 2
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewable paper 50
chewing gum on a string 3
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 6
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 5
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 12
chocolate turtle totem 12
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chopsticks 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
Chroner 643
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cigar box turtle 3
cinnamon troll doll 1
clay peace-sign bead 1
clear Russian 11
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
cloning kit 6
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
club necklace 14
clumsiness bark 1
cluster of hops 11
clutch of dodecapede eggs 11
coal dust 11
coal shovel 3
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut shell 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
Coinspiracy 11
Cold Hots candy 1
cold mashed potatoes 11
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 10
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Comet Drop 1
Comet Pop 1
communal gobstopper 1
communications windchimes 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 2
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 75
confiscated comic book 75
confiscated love note 189
confusing LED clock 11
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cookie cookie 2
cool mint precipice bar 11
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 4
cordial of concentration 1
corked genie bottle 1
corn holder 6
cornuthaum 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 23
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 23
corrupted bird DNA 1
costume sword 1
cottage 63
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 3
cotton candy skoshe 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
crayon shavings 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy nursery rhyme 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
Crimbo candied pecan 100
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 31
Crimbo fudge 100
Crimbo peppermint bark 100
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbuck 102
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude crudités 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crystal skull 1
CSA all-purpose soap 6
CSA bravery badge 6
CSA cheerfulness ration 6
CSA discount card 6
CSA fire-starting kit 6
CSA obedience grenade 6
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 6
cubic zirconia 125
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 1
custard pie 3
cute mushroom 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
D roll 11
d12 13,343
Dad's brandy 1
Daffy Taffy 1
dance card 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark potion 1
daub-breaker 1
dead guy's watch 1
dead lights pie 2
death blossom 1
decomposed boot 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 1
deep six-shooter 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 1
delicious swamp muck 1
demon skin 1
demonskin trousers 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 6
dented spoon 211
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
deviled egg 11
devilish folio 1
diamond necklace 15
diamond-studded cane 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dinner roll 11
Dinsey Whinskey 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
dirty rigging rope 13
disassembled clover 2,800
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 2
disco mask 1
dishrag 2
disintegrating barrel 1
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 2
Divine 1
divine champagne flute 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc's Fortifying Wine 1
Doc's Limbering Wine 1
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 1
Doc's Smartifying Wine 1
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice gum 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 3
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
dripping meat sword 1
drippy orb 2
drippy plum(?) 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
droll monocle 1
droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 1
dry cleaning receipt 6
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 4
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape sword 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 5
dusty bottle of Merlot 15
dusty bottle of Muscat 12
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 16
dusty bottle of Port 21
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 6
dwarf bread 1
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Earth and Firewater 2
Eau de Guaneau 1
ectoplasm au jus 14
Effermint™ tablets 11
effervescent potion 1
eggbeater 2
eggnog 1
eggwater 3
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch dough 1
electric copperhead potion 1
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric pants 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 1
elemental caipiroska 11
elephant stinger 1
eleven-foot pole 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
elven tambourine 1
Elvish delight 1
embezzler's oil 6
emergency glowstick 11
empty lava bottle 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous hoop earring 2
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
exotic travel brochure 3
expensive camera 5
expired MRE 11
extra-flat panini 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 3
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 1
Extrovermectin™ 1
eye of newt 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 3
fabric softener 1
facsimile dictionary 4
fake blood 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy beer bottle 11
fancy beer label 11
fancy opera glasses 6
fancy tin beer can 11
Fantasma en la Máquina 6
fat loot token 1
FDKOL commendation 59
FDKOL hotcakes 2
felt 1
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fetid feather 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filthy child leash 9
filthy corduroys 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy poultice 1
fine wine 1
finger cymbals 3
finger exerciser 11
fire flower 2
fire poi 1
fire-roasted lake trout 1
fireproof megaphone 1
fish-liver oil 1
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 2
fizzy potion 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 1
flaming mushroom 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 1
flaregun 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 2
flask of rainwater 13
Flaskfull of Hollow 11
flat mushroom wine 1
flavorless gruel 11
flayed mind 8
Fleshazole™ 1
fleshy putty 6
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 1
flour cookie 3
flower petal pie 1
flute of flat champagne 1
foam noodle 1
foetid seal tear 1
Fog Murderer 11
foolscap fool's cap 1
forbidden sausage 1
forest tears 1
fountain 'soda' 1
Freddy Kruegerand 1,491
freezerburned ice cube 1
freshwater fishbone 1
fricasseed brains 1
fried air 11
Friendliness Beverage 12
frightful feather 1
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid hankyū 1
frigid ninja stars 1
frilly skirt 1
frog lip-print 9
Fromage Pinotage 1
frost flower 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
frozen feather 1
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 1
frozen shampoo-conditioner 11
frozen tofu pop 1
frozen turtle shell 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudge lily 1
fudgecule 3,260
full meat tank 3
funky dried mushroom 1
funky eyepatch 1
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 1
furry green turtle 1
future drug: Coolscaline 4
future drug: Muscularactum 4
future drug: Smartinex 3
fuzzbump 1
gaffer's tape 11
Gaia beads 1
gallon of milk 1
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 2
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 11
gamer slurry 9
gamma nog 1
garbage sticker 1
garish pinky ring 6
gas balloon 1
gatorskin umbrella 2
gauze garter 1
Gearhead Goo 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
Gets-You-Drunk 2
ghost cucumber 1
Ghost Dog Chow 1
ghost key 1
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost pepper 2
ghuol ears 2
giant artisanal rice peeler 2
giant cactus quill 1
giant candy cane 1
giant designer sunglasses 6
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant foam finger 1
giant giant moth dust 11
giant gym membership card 1
giant heirloom grape tomato 1
giant jar of protein powder 12
giant moxie weed 1
giant neckbeard 1
giant needle 1
giant penguin keychain 1
giant pinky ring 2
giant safety pin 11
giant tube of black lipstick 18,318
giant turkey leg 1
gibson 1
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread restraining order 1
gingerbread robot 6
giraffe-necked turtle 14
glass of gnat milk 2
glass of goat's milk 1
glass of herbal tequila 16
glass of warm milk 1
glass of warm water 1
gleaming oyster egg 1
glistening oyster egg 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of spoiled mayo 11
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 115
glowing New Age crystal 1
glowing red eye 1
glowing syringe 2
gnatwing earring 1
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish pie server 1
Gnollish pie tin 1
Gnollish toolbox 1
Go-Wassail 1
goat beard 1
goat cheese 1
goat cheese pizza 1
gold nuggets 1
gold tooth 1
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
golden fleece 1
Golden Light 1
Goodfella contract 2
gooified animal matter 5
gooified vegetable matter 15
Gordon Bennett 1
GOTO 1
government 1
government cheese 3
grapefruit 1
grapes 2
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 1
grave robbing shovel 1
greasy paste 1
green beer 1
Green Burlap 1
green candy heart 12
green clay bead 11
Green Clover of Justice 1
green gummi ingot 1
green mana 11
Green Manalishi 1
green pixel 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 1
gremlin mutagen 2
grim fairy tale 11
grimstone mask 19
grody jug 28
grogpagne 50
Groll doll 28
grouchy restless spirit 1
grue egg 1
grumpy old man charrrm 3
grungy bandana 1
guard turtle shell 1
guilty sprout 1
guitar pick 2
gummi snake 2
gummi turtle 440
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gunky chicken 1
gym membership card 11
haggis socks 11
haggis-infused soap 11
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 11
hair spray 1
Half a Purse 1
half-baked potion 1
half-empty carton of milk 1
half-melted spoon 1
half-rotten brain 1
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 1
hamethyst 1
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of barley 11
handful of confetti 1
handful of crafty noodles 2
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of moss 1
handful of napalm 1
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of pine needles 1
handful of sand 1
handful of sawdust 20
handful of Smithereens 11
handful of walnuts 1
Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 1
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
haunted battery 1
haunted cherry pie 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
heart necklace 14
heart of the volcano 1
heart-shaped balloon 3
heat-resistant gloves 1
heat-resistant necktie 1
heat-resistant sheet metal 11
heavy D 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hedgeturtle 60
Heimandatz's heart 1
hellion cube 1
hellseal whisker 1
helmet turtle 1
hemp candy necklace 5
hemp net 1
henna face paint 1
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 2
herbs 1
hermit factoid 11
hermit permit 1
hi-octane carrot juice 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 11
high-energy mining laser 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-temperature mining mask 1
hill of beans 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippopotamus skin 1
hipposkin poncho 1
hippy bongo 1
hippy medical kit 1
hippy protest button 1
Holiday Fun! 1
Hollandaise helmet 6
home robotics kit 6
Homebodyl™ 1
honey stick 1
honey-dipped locust 1
hot ashes 6
hot coal 11
hot date 1
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 1
hot powder 1
hot wad 1
hot wing 1
hotel minibar key 44
hovering sombrero 1
How to Avoid Scams 6,010
huge bowl of candy 11
huge Crimbo cookie 1
huge spoon 1
Humanitini 1
humble pie 2
Hunger™ Sauce 1
ice harvest 11
ice hotel bell 9
ice porter 11
ice-cold fotie 1
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1
ice-cold Willer 1
iceberglet 1
icy katana hilt 1
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 1
igloo pie 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 12
imitation crab meat 1
imp air 1
Imp Ale 1
imp unity ring 6
incredible pizza 1
infernal fife 1
infernal insoles 1
inflatable duck 1
ingot turtle 1
inky squid sauce 1
Inner Strength 2
Inner Truth 2
Inner Wisdom 6
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
invisibility potion 1
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 1
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron chain 1
irradiated pet snacks 6
irradiated turtle 11
irresistibility potion 1
irritability potion 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
Jack-in-the-box 20
Jack-O-Lantern beer 5
Jacob's rung 1
jagged scrap metal 6
jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of swamp honey 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
java cookie 1
jerky coins 3
jive turkey leg 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
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jug of hamethyst juice 1
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Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean burrito 1
jungle drum 1
Junk-Bond 1
junk-mail shirt 1
keg shield 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
ketchup hound 4
killing jar 3
kiwi 1
kiwi beak 1
kneecapping stick 1
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 11
Knob Goblin love potion 1
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 2
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 1
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 1
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin visor 1
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob mushroom 1
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 1
knobby helmet turtle 2
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 1
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kobold kibble 1
kumquartz 26
kumquat 1
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 4
lab-grown meat 5
lava-proof pants 1
lavender candy heart 11
lavender paisley oyster egg 7
lavender plastic oyster egg 4
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 7
LCD game: Burger Belt 86
LCD game: Food Eater 91
LCD game: Garbage River 110
leaf 1
leaflet 2
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 1
leather mask 1
leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 1
leftover canapés 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon 1
lemon meringue pie 1
leotarrrd 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 3
libation of liveliness 1
licorice root 1
licorice snake 1
lime 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
limp broccoli 1
linoleum helmet turtle 2
linoleum ore 1
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 11
liquid smoke 1
little black book 4
Little Crimson Book 1
little firkin 2
little red jam 6
liver and let pie 2
loaf of soda bread 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 1
long pork 1
long pork lasagna 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
los chinos 1
lost key 53
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 2
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Louder Than Bomb 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
lowercase N 1
lucky cat's paw 2
lucky rabbit's foot 2
lump of Brituminous coal 11
lump of diamond 7
lump of goofball ore 1
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 1
lustrous oyster egg 1
lynyrd musk 10
lynyrd skinner toothblack 1
M-242 1
Mad Train wine 1
madius 1
Mae West 1
magic whistle 1
magical battery 1
magical ice cubes 1
magicalness-in-a-can 1
magicberry tablets 11
magilaser blastercannon 6
magnetic sculpture kit 5
magnificent oyster egg 1
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maiden wig 1
makeshift cape 1
mana curds 11
mandarina colada 1
Manetwich 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 1
margarita 1
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mariachi pants 1
mariachi toothpaste 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
marshmallow 5
marshmallow bomb 1
marshroom 1
martini 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 4
marzipan skull 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 21
mauve striped oyster egg 36
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 4
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 11
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat paste 1
meatball 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
megatofu 1
Meleegra™ pills 11
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 1
memory of a T 1
memory of an A 1
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin bunwig 1
Mer-kin cooljuice 3
Mer-kin fastjuice 3
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin hidepaint 1
Mer-kin lipstick 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 2
Mer-kin smartjuice 2
Mer-kin strongjuice 3
mesh cap 1
metallic A 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
Microplushie: Bropane 137
Microplushie: Dorkonide 43
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 54
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 23
Microplushie: Gothochondria 105
Microplushie: Hippylase 153
Microplushie: Hipsterine 14
Microplushie: Hobomosome 83
Microplushie: Otakulone 168
Microplushie: Raverdrine 85
Microplushie: Sororitrate 85
milk of magnesium 1
Milk Studs 11
milky potion 1
mime soul fragment 1
mimosette 1
mince pie 1
mind flayer corpse 1
mineapple 4
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miner's pants 1
mini-martini 11
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
minin' dynamite 6
Miserable Pie 2
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
mocking turtle 7
Mohawk wig 1
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molten scrap metal 6
monkey wrench 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
Moonds 1
moose antlers 1
moose chocolate 1
moose thought 2
moosemeat pie 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Mornington crescent roll 35
Mortimer's nostrum 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 1
mother's little helper 1
mother's necklace 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
Mr. Haggis 91
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 2
muculent machete 1
mullet wig 1
mummy wrapping 1
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murky potion 1
musk turtle 2
mysterious chemical residue 2
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nail file 11
nasty snuff 35
nastygeist 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 1
Necrotelicomnicon 12
negative lump 2,400
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 12
New Age healing crystal 50
New Zealand iced tea 46
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 1
non-aged vinegar 1
normal barrel 1
nugget of Crimbonium 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 11
obsidian dagger 5
ocarina of space 2
ocean motion 1
odd silver coin 5
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 20
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 6
off-white striped oyster egg 9
office-supply crossbow 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 1
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oil shell 1
ointment of the occult 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
old bronzer 1
old candy wrapper 11
old coin purse 1
old eyebrow pencil 1
old love note 232
old rosewater cream 5
old school beer pull tab 11
old school calculator watch 11
old sweatpants 11
old-fashioned 1
olive 1
olive lo mein 1
onyx knight 1
open sauce 11
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opium grenade 1
orange 1
orange candy heart 11
orange snowcone 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
orc wrist 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 1
orcish hand lotion 1
orcish nailing lube 1
orcish rubber 1
original G 1
ornate picture frame 3
outlaw bandana 1
oven mitts 6
overcookie 1
overloaded micro-reactor 1
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 2
oyster basket 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
PADL Phone 1
pail 1
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 2
painted turtle 2
painting of a glass of wine 1
pants kit 1
panty raider camouflage 1
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papaya slung 1
paperclip 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 1
pasta spoon 6
pat of butter 11
pat-a-cake pendant 3
patchouli incense stick 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 2
peanut brittle shield 33
pear tart 1
pearidot 18
pearlescent oyster egg 1
pec oil 11
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 11
pencil stub 11
penguin focaccia bread 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint tailings 100
peppermint-scented socks 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect ice cube 1
perfect old-fashioned 4
perforated battle paddle 1
perfume of prejudice 1
perfume-soaked bandana 3
perpendicular hula 1
personalized birthday cake 4
pestopiary 1
petit 4.1 3
petit fortran 1
pewter claymore 3
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 1
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1
physiostim pill 13
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
Piddles 2
pie crust 1
pie man was not meant to eat 3
piece of wedding cake 1
pigeon egg 1
pile of candy 23
pile of jumping beans 1
pine cone 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pink candy heart 10
pink clay bead 22
pink pony 1
pink slime 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
piping organ pie 1
pirate cream pie 1
pitchfork 1
pitted sheet metal 8
pixellated candy heart 1
Plague of Locusts 1
plague pie 2
plaid cowboy hat 1
plaid swatch 1
plain candy cane 1
plain pizza 1
plain snowcone 1
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic guitar 1
plastic ingot 3
plastic nightmare troll 1
plastic nunchaku 11
plot hole 1
plum 40
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 1
plunge-leg 1
Pneumo bar 1
pocket ace 1
pocket lint (orange) 2
pocket lint (white) 3
pocket theremin 1
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
poisonsettia 11
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
Polysniff Perfume 1
pool cue 1
pool torpedo 2
popsicle stick 6
porquoise 1
porquoise bracelet 2
portable cassette player 2
portable table 3
possibility potion 1
post-holiday sale coupon 11
potato alarm clock 1
potent potion of potency 2
potion of potency 1
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the field gar 1
poutine 1
powdered candy sushi set 5
powdered donut 1
powdered gold 1
powdered wig 1
power pill 1
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 1
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
premium malt liquor 2
pressurized potion of perception 3
pressurized potion of perspicacity 6
pressurized potion of proficiency 2
pressurized potion of puissance 3
pressurized potion of pulchritude 2
pretty flower 6
probability potion 1
procrastination potion 1
Professor What T-Shirt 1
programmable turtle 2
projectile chemistry set 3
prussian cathouse 1
psychoanalytic jar 628
puce paisley oyster egg 4
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
pulled blue taffy 100
pulled green taffy 100
pulled indigo taffy 100
pulled orange taffy 1,035
pulled red taffy 1,034
pulled violet taffy 1,052
pumpkin beer 1
punk patch 937
punk rock jacket 6
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purple corpsel 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
pygmy adder oil 3
pygmy blowgun 1
pygmy nose-bone 1
pygmy pygment 1
quantum taco 2
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
rabbit punch 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 5
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radiator heater shield 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1
rainbow bomb 1
Ralph IX cognac 3
Ram's Face Lager 1
ratini 1
rattler rattle 3
rave whistle 1
ravioli hat 5
razor-sharp can lid 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
red ale 7
red badge 1
red book 1
red class ring 7
red coat 1
Red Dwarf 2
red gummi ingot 1
red letter 2
red mana 6
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 1
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 1
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 15
red red wine 1
red rocket 3
Red Rover BB gun 53
red rum 3
red striped oyster egg 5
red velvet cake 3
red-and-green sweater 15
red-headed corpse 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 1
redrum 1
reflection of a map 100
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
reodorant 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
returned Thinknerd package 6
ribbon candy 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 2
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
ring of aggravate monster 5
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
roasted marshmallow 17
robot grease 11
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
Rock Pops 1
rockin' wagon 1
rocky raccoon 9
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 1
roll of toilet paper 12
rolling pin 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 8
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 1
rubber axe 1
rubber nubbin 1
rubber spider 108
rubber WWBD? bracelet 8
rubber WWJD? bracelet 17
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 21
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 12
ruby on canes 2
ruby W 1
rum and cola 1
rum barrel charrrm 2
rusted-out shootin' iron 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty metal key 1
rusty rivet 1
s'more 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 1
sack lunch 12
Sacramento wine 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
sake bomb 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 1
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salty dog 1
salty slug 1
samurai turtle 1
sand dollar 6
sandpaper 1
saucepan 16
sausage bomb 1
savings bond 1
savoy truffle 1
scented massage oil 1
scintillating oyster egg 1
scintillating powder 1
scorpion whip 1
scotch on the rocks 1
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 1
screwdriver 1
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumptious reagent 1
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 1
sea grease 3
sea lasso 1
seal tooth 1
seal-brain elixir 4
seal-clubbing club 2
seal-skull helmet 1
seared dino steak 1
security flashlight 2
self-repairing earmuffs 1
Senior Mints 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
sewage-clogged pistol 2
sewer turtle 8
shard of double-ice 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shingle 1
shiny butcherknife 1