The Kingdom of Loathing
Display Case Database

[ Home ]   [ About ]   [ Sets ]   [ Images ]   [ News ]   [ FAQ ]   [ Stats ]

Name or ID Query





Set Query

Sets of Items


Special Query

Display Case for dune rune (#2896385)
This player is ranked #126 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,167,841 items.
This player is ranked #472 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,846 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Average Clan.

Show items that dune rune  

dune rune (#2896385)
This player has 1,846 unique items and 1,167,841 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 500
"KICK ME" sign 2,264
"meat" stick 101
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 567
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 15
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 5
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 10
3-ball 8
4-ball 7
4-dimensional guitar 40
5-ball 5
6-ball 8
7-ball 6
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-billed baseball cap 1
a butt tuba 34
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
accord ion 4
accordion file 14
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 35
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 88
Aerheads 42
Affirmation Cookie 1
Afternoon Delight 16,979
agnolotti arboli 52
agua de vida 3
Aldebaran sardines 2
alien gemstone 60
alien meat 39
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
alpine watercolor set 1
amok putter 24
amulet of extreme plot significance 66
ancient calendar 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 16
ancient Magi-Wipes 68
ancient oil painting of yourself 3
ancient stone fist 7
ancient stone head 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 1
antimatter wad 12
antique greaves 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 7
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
armgun 1
arrowgram 10,000
arrrgyle socks 4
asbestos apron 216
asbestos helmet turtle 38
asbestos thermos 77
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 77
asparagus lo mein 1,865
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 500
attorney's badge 130
autocalliope 1
backwoods banjo 1
BACON 42
baconstone 32
badge of authority 38
badger badge 1
bag of GORP 200
bag of W&Ws 1,254
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
balanced antler 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon sword 4
banana 296
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barrel gun 5
barrel-aged martini 496
barrelhead 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 12
basaltamander buckler 1
basic martini 3,915
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 6
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 20
Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 4
bat haggis 1
bat whip 133
batblade 173
batskin belt 40
battery-powered drill 1
Beach Buck 438
bean burrito 34
bear claw 2
beaten-up Chucks 10
beer bomb 1,000
beer bong 1,000
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1,000
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-soaked mop 515
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1,000
Better Than Cuddling Cake 42
bezoar ring 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 32
big bass drum 26
big bundle of chamoix 106
big dribbly candle 2,756
big red clown nose 1
big stick 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 2
bit of clingfilm 12
black & tan 1,300
black and white cracker 64
black blade 118
black candy heart 58
black cloak 14
black eyedrops 1
black forest cake 1,000
black forest ham 1,000
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black lotus 4
black pudding 750
black shield 1
black slime glob 19
black spot 102
black sword 1
black-and-blue light 3
blackberry 200
Blackfly Chardonnay 1,300
Blatantly Canadian 20
blended frozen swill 12
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 22
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 79
blue class ring 968
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue plasma ball 3
blue potion 16
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 17
blue snowcone 33
boilermaker 500
boiling broth 7
bone abacus 51
bone flute 43
bone rattle 2
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
borrowed time 42
Boss Drops 538
bottle of Evermore 1,000
bottle of gin 394
bottle of laundry sherry 71
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1,014
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of norwhiskey 144
bottle of Pinot Renoir 11
bottle of rum 248
bottle of tequila 303
bottle of vodka 253
bottle of whiskey 693
bottle of wine 48
bottle opener belt buckle 1,000
bottlecap turtle 1,299
bottoms of the barrel 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 42
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 8
bowl of eyeballs 54
bowl of fishysoisse 9
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of petunias 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 59
box 189
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 398
box of Familiar Jacks 1,000
box of sunshine 212
box turtle 367
boxed wine 272
Boxing Day care package 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
Brain Food Pastaco 3
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 159
brains casserole 11
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 1
brass bung spigot 1
breadchucks 35
brick 113
BRICKO bat 500
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 104
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2,536
brocolate brogurt 1
broken cellular phone 16
broken sword 41
brown felt tophat 52
brown paper bag mask 42
brown paper pants 43
brown sugar cane 495
bubblegum heart 5,000
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblin' crude 75,000
bucket of wine 19
buffalo dime 3
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1,000
bum cheek 61
bunch of square grapes 52
bunny liver 42
burning newspaper 500
button rouge 5,000
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 13
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
Caipiranha 10
Cajun accordion 1
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 134
can of Binarrrca 782
can of black paint 1
can of fake snow 1
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 121
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 264
candied yams 26
candy cane 14
candy dress shoes 2
candy necktie 2
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
carbonated soy milk 1,000
carbonated water lily 1,000
cardboard box turtle 5
cardboard katana 23
cardboard wakizashi 63
carton of rotten eggs 805
carton of snake milk 251
cartoon heart 5,023
cashew 500
cast 35
cast-iron legacy paddle 126
centipede eggs 315
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
charming flute 14
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 3
cheap sunglasses 29
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chest barrel 1
chewable paper 3,314
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy turtle brooch 81
chiptune guitar 1
chloroform rag 803
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pocketwatch 2
chocolate stolen accordion 2
chocolate turtle totem 326
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 42
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 12
chocotini 16
chopsticks 23
chrome helmet turtle 122
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 1,000
cigar box turtle 787
cinnamon cannoli 11
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
Claybender glasses 46
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 793
Cloaca-Cola 863
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 3
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clown shoes 1
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 33
coal shovel 1
cocoa chondrule 150
cod cape 1
coffin lid 21
Coinspiracy 95
cold hi mein 4
cold ninja mask 2
cold water bottle 34
colored-light "necklace" 1
combat fan 16
Comet Pop 1
commemorative war stein 1,000
communications windchimes 1,000
compression stocking 87
contract enforcement stick 1,143
cool whip 10
corked genie bottle 1
corn holder 36
Cornbeefadon 51
cornucopia 100
cornuthaum 2
corpsebite 284
costume sword 1
counterfeit city 50
crêepy mask 29
cracker 1
cranberries 1,274
crayon shavings 366
crazy little Turkish delight 33
creepy doll head 44
creepy ginger ale 111
creepy voice box 38
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbojito 13
Crimbomega drive chain 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crudles 70
crystal skeleton vodka 2
crystal skull 650
crystalline seal eye 1
CSA all-purpose soap 77
CSA bravery badge 278
CSA discount card 279
CSA fire-starting kit 218
CSA obedience grenade 309
cuckoo clock 1
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of hickory chicory 20
cup of infinite pencils 1
cuppa Voraci tea 1
curmudgel 9
cursed piece of thirteen 15
cursed wishbone 7
cute meteoroid 6
cute mushroom 94
cyclops eyedrops 1
D roll 27
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 42
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 324
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 1
daily dungeon malware 61
dancing fan 500
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 10
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 263
dead lights pie 94
dead meat bun 50
deadfall branch 471
decanter of fine Scotch 1
delicious noodles 13
demonic surgical gloves 1
dense meat stack 1,050
dented harmonica 67
deodorant 22
depantsing bomb 745
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
designer handbag 4
detective skull 1
deviled egg 500
devilish folio 500
dew yoana lei 13
diamond-studded cane 35
didgeridooka 1,000
dirty hobo gloves 8
disassembled clover 37
disbelief suspenders 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 5
Disgeist 50
Dish of Clarified Butter 500
dishrag 10
disintegrating quill pen 136
distilled fortified wine 16
distressed denim pants 1,000
disturbing fanfic 138
divine blowout 13,759
divine can of silly string 2,213
divine champagne flute 1,000
divine cracker 500
divine noisemaker 836
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 2,507
double-barreled sling 31
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dreadlock whip 983
dress pants 32
drive-by shooting 1
droopy doll eye 1
Drowsy Sword 39
dry martini 15
dubious loincloth 1
ducha de oro 14
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 139
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dueling turtle 12
DUFRESNE Suds 17,894
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 67
dusty animal skull 50
dusty bottle of Marsala 68
dusty bottle of Merlot 60
dusty bottle of Muscat 66
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 54
dusty bottle of Port 58
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 44
Dyspepsi-Cola 492
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 40
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 40
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 40
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 18
eagle feather 500
Earth and Firewater 10
edible alien plant bit 142
Effermint™ tablets 252
eggbeater 16
eggnog 100
Egnaro berry 1,154
eighth plague 65
eldritch effluvium 1
eldritch essence 36
electric snakebite 26
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
elemental caipiroska 1
elephant stinger 2
eleven-foot pole 2
Elmley shades 203
elven magi-pack 140
elven medi-pack 660
elven squeeze 1,000
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
emergency margarita 3
empty agua de vida bottle 1,956
enchanted bean burrito 33
enchanted handwarmer 10
enchantlers 1
energy drink IV 1,000
epic wad 2
essential cameraderie 21
essential soy 50
essential tofu 59
eternal car battery 1
Event Horizon 1
everfull glass 7
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
executive mime flask 14
exotic jungle fruit 1
expensive camera 125
exploding cigar 1,662
extra-flat panini 50
extra-greasy slider 54
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 13
extra-strength red potion 7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 29
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 2
eye of the Tiger-lily 3
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
fake hand 53
fake washboard 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 9
fancy calligraphy pen 1,532
fancy chocolate 4
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 1,000
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 13
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
fat stacks of cash 329
Feliz Navidad 1
ferret bait 1,000
fettucini Inconnu 100
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 2
filthy pestle 39
filthy poultice 1,000
fin-bit wax 51
finger cymbals 17
fire poi 1,000
firemilk 18
First Post shirt package 1
fishy wand 1
fixed-gear bicycle 1
flaming crutch 18
Flaming Mohobo 10
flaming nose 1
flask flops 770
flask of Amontillado 10
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of port 22
flavored foot massage oil 20
flimsy clipboard 126
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 49
flower petal pie 498
flowing hippy skirt 238
flute of flat champagne 10
foam dart 1,621
foam pistol 1
folder (Seawolf) 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden danish 11
fortune cookie 1
Frat Army FGF 1,000
freezin' bindle 1
freshwater pearl necklace 64
Friendliness Beverage 5
frigid derringer 1
frigid hankyū 9
frilly shirt 13
frilly skirt 75
frost flower 5
Frosty's frosty mug 12
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen nunchaku 21
frozen turtle shell 458
Fu Manchu Wax 2,660
fudgecycle 1
FunFunds™ 15
funky dried mushroom 1,000
furniture dolly 784
furry green turtle 66
furry pants 1
fusilli marrownarrow 3
fuzzy busby 4
fuzzy earmuffs 2
fuzzy montera 34
ga-ga radio 6
Gaia beads 1,000
gallon of milk 7
Game Grid ticket 277
Game Grid token 11
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
garish pinky ring 1
gas balloon 1,000
gauze garter 1,000
Gene Tonic: Dude 5
Gene Tonic: Pirate 5
genie's bracers 2
genie's pants 2
genie's scimitar 5
genie's turbane 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghost accordion 1
Ghost Dog Chow 500
ghost of a necklace 40
ghost toga 8
ghuol egg 533
giant artisanal rice peeler 39
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 35
giant discarded bottlecap 3
giant discarded plastic fork 3
giant discarded torn-up glove 20
giant driftwood sculpture 97
giant foam finger 1,000
giant gym membership card 42
giant motorcycle boots 28
giant needle 152
giant penguin keychain 48
giant pinky ring 2
giant safety pin 69
giant turkey leg 52
giant yellow hat 1
gibson 397
gift card 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 33
gingerbread bugbear 265
gingerbread gavel 3
gingerbread tophat 1
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gingerbread wine 19
giraffe-necked turtle 835
gladiator tunica 1
gleaming oyster egg 7
glimmering raven feather 1
glistening oyster egg 2
glob of cream cheese 12
glob of melted wax 7,004
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing red eye 180
Glum berry 1,111
gnauga hide 10
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnawed-up dog bone 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 86
Gnollish plunger 77
Gnollish slotted spoon 2
go-go potion 50
goat beard 6
goatskin umbrella 1
gob of wet hair 1,000
goblin autoblowgun 3
goblin hunting spear 3
God Lobster Egg 1
gold skull ring 10
gold star 500
golden gum 42
golden gun 42
good brain 93
gooey lava globs 10
goth kid t-shirt 21
government requisition form 214
government-issued eyeshade 1
government-issued necktie 1
government-issued slacks 1
grandfather watch 1
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
Grasshopper 11
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 28
gravy boat 1
Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 3
green candy heart 42
green clay bead 1,000
green drunki-bear 1
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
Green Manalishi 645
Green Muslin 12
green rocket 5,000
green slime glob 379
green smoke bomb 455
grim fairy tale 500
grimstone mask 516
grinning turtle 2
grogpagne 4
Groll doll 506
grue egg 39
guard turtle collar 535
guard turtle shell 1,607
guitar pick 1
gummi turtle 1,247
gumshoes 1
gunky chicken 18
guy made of bee pollen 1
gym shorts 1
hacked gibson 5
haiku katana 1
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairshirt 1
half-melted spoon 31
half-orchid 98
half-size scalpel 20
half-sized guitar 8
hamburger 232
hamethyst 30
Hand in Glove 1
handful of confetti 40
handful of hand chalk 172
handful of nuts and berries 111
handful of pine needles 1,048
handful of sand 100,000
handful of Smithereens 296
hardboiled egg 40
harem girl t-shirt 3
haunted paddle-ball 33
head mirror 17
headhunter necktie 22
heart cozy 500
heart of rock and roll 42
heart-shaped balloon 42
heart-shaped candy whetstone 500
heat-resistant gloves 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
heavy necklace chain 1
heavy-duty clipboard 2
hedgeturtle 14,540
hell in a bucket 31
Helm of the Scream Emperor 3
helm of the white knight 1
helmet turtle 50,006
hemp string 1
henna face paint 420
herb brownies 420
herbal stuffing 5
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-energy mining laser 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
Hippy Army MPE 1,000
hippy bongo 42
hippy medical kit 1,000
hippy protest button 1,000
hobo paste 17
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hollandaise helmet 5
holy bomb, batman 500
homoerotic frat-paddle 1
honey dipper 1
honey-dipped locust 163
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 9
Horsery contract 1
hot button candy 336
hot date 3,000
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot plate 38
hot wing 324
How to Play Othello 1
huge bowl of candy 113
huge mosquito proboscis 2
huge spoon 20
Humanitini 13
hushed puppy 520
ice harvest 803
ice rice 20
ice-cold Willer 11
iced plum wine 1
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 10
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 1
Imp Ale 525
imp unity ring 35
industrial frosting 3
infernal fife 23
infernal insoles 29
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 1
ingot turtle 5
inkwell 172
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 5
internet point 38
interrogative elixir 159
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 8
ironic moustache 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated turtle 2,682
isotophat 1
Jack-O-Lantern beer 500
Jackhammer 10
Jacob's rung 28
Jamocha berry 1,156
January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 37
jar of psychoses (Jick) 15
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 2
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 7
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 2
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) 1
jaunty feather 39
Jefferson wings 126
Juju Mojo Mask 1
jumping bean burrito 28
jumping horseradish 500
jungle drum 55
jungle floor wax 25,000
kamicorpse-ee 295
karma shawarma 12
Keese berry 1,121
keg shield 1,000
ketchup hound 1
kick-ass kicks 1,000
Kissin' Cousins 1
kitten burglar 1
kiwi beak 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 19
Knob Goblin pants 99
Knob Goblin scimitar 91
Knob Goblin seltzer 176
Knob Goblin spatula 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 71
Knob Goblin tongs 112
Knob Goblin visor 29
Knob jelly donut 14
Knob lo mein 3,715
Knob pasty 8
Knob stir-fry 152
Knob stuffed shells 10
knobby helmet turtle 287
Knoll lo mein 3,940
Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 1
Kokomo Resort Pass 500
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1
kumquat 50
large box 702
latte lovers club card 1
lavender candy heart 42
lavender candygram 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 3
LCD game: Food Eater 5
LCD game: Garbage River 5
leather chaps 121
leather glove 1
leather mask 37
left half of a heart necklace 1
lemon 1
Let Me Be! 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
li'l candy corn costume 1
li'l knight costume 1
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher 1
lihc face 28
limp broccoli 55
linoleum helmet turtle 58
little black book 13
little box of fireworks 1
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
little piece of steel 53
llama lama gong 500
loadstone 3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Lobos Mints 102
locked mumming trunk 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1,000
longhaired hippy wig 12
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 2,512
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 39
los chinos 1
lost key 100
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 3
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 1
LOV Enamorang 1
LOV Entrance Pass 159
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 11
low-budget shield 70
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 11
Lucky Surprise Egg 42
lump of Brituminous coal 141
lustrous oyster egg 4
M-242 1,000
Mace of the Tortoise 3
macrame net 1,000
Mad Train wine 300
madius 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia filofax 335
mafia middle finger ring 13
mafia organizer badge 27
mafia pinky ring 47
mafia pointer finger ring 4
mafia thumb ring 29
mafia wedding ring 1
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 176
magical mystery juice 1,000
magical pony: Uniquity 250
magilaser blastercannon 101
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnificent oyster egg 1
magnolia blossom 4
maiden wig 69
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
margarita 178
mariachi hat 23
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1,504
marshmallow 389
martini 23
Marvin's marvelous pill 42
massive gemstone 395
mayfly bait necklace 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 35
meadeorite 1
meat from yesterday 1
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meaty helmet turtle 91
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 8
megacopia 13
melted Jell-o shot 340
meme generator 50
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
mercenary pistol 1
mesh cap 123
metal band T-shirt 1
metal meteoroid 3,670
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
meteorb 1
meteoreo 1
meteorite guard 1
Meteorite-Ade 2
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 40
Microplushie: Bropane 57
Microplushie: Dorkonide 16
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 26
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 13
Microplushie: Gothochondria 52
Microplushie: Hippylase 74
Microplushie: Hipsterine 8
Microplushie: Hobomosome 37
Microplushie: Otakulone 77
Microplushie: Raverdrine 38
Microplushie: Sororitrate 58
microwave stogie 1
midriff scrubs 29
milk of magnesium 25,000
Milk Studs 385
mime army camouflage kit 1
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 1
mime army superserum 1
mime army wine 1
mime eraser 1
mime pocket probe 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 1
mimosette 200
mind flayer corpse 1
mineapple 50
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 2
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
misshapen animal skeleton 50
Misty Cape 34
Misty Cloak 3
Misty Robe 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 13
mocking turtle 403
Mohawk wig 69
mojo filter 500
Monstar energy beverage 1,000
monster bait 1
moonberry wine cooler 24
moonglasses 1
moose antlers 15
moreltini 1,047
Mortimer's nostrum 5
Mountain Stream soda 532
moustache sock 6
moveable feast 1
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Haggis 1
Ms. Accessory 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 235
Mu 11
muffled muffuletta 1,104
mulled cider 14
mullet wig 1
mummy costume 1
munchies pill 26
murderbot mask 1
murderbot plasma rifle 58
murderbot whip 1
musk turtle 4
muskox-skin cap 1
mutant arm 4
mutant crown 1
mutant legs 1
Mysterious Black Box 1
Mysterious Island iced tea 146
mysterious present 500
nachos of the night 11
Nadsat berry 1,079
nanorhino credit card 1
natty blue ascot 15
natural fennel soda 1,000
Necrotelicomnicon 1
nega-mushroom 35
nega-mushroom wine 3
negotiatin' hammer 343
Neverending Party invitation envelope 1
New Age healing crystal 4,904
New Cloaca-Cola 34
new habit 14
New Zealand iced tea 2
Newark 10
Nightmare Fuel 5
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 17
ninjammies 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
nosy nose ringy ring 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 13
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 9
Nuclear Blastball 6
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 2
O 42
ocarina of space 41
octolus-skin cloak 1
Oh, the Humanitini 10
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil pan 1
oil shell 475
oil slacks 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 11
old school calculator watch 93
old sweatpants 55
oldcake 4
olive lo mein 7,902
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 11
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 13
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 11
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 14
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 11
open sauce 80
opera mask 2
Operation Patriot Shield 1
orange boxing gloves 1
orange candy heart 42
orange peel hat 14
orange slime glob 378
orc wrist 49
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
orcish stud-finder 42
ornate picture frame 33
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
Outer Wolf™ cologne 23
oven mitts 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 1,000
oversized pizza cutter 88
oversized skullcap 62
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 217
pack of KWE trading card 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 71
padded tortoise 6
PADL Phone 1,000
pail 23
paint palette 11
painted turtle 56
painting of a glass of wine 9
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond whip 1
pantogram 1
panty raider camouflage 361
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché glob 24
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
party hat 42
passable elf mask 1
pasta spoon 1
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
pat-a-cake pendant 1
peace accordion 1
pearlescent oyster egg 49
PEEZ dispenser 1,317
penguin skin 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentatonic accordion 1
peppermint sprig 14
peppermint sprout 7
peppermint tailings 40
perfect cosmopolitan 2
perfect ice cube 3
perfect mimosa 15
perfect negroni 3
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 3
perforated battle paddle 1,000
perfume-soaked bandana 2
perpendicular hula 219
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 1,799
pewter candlestick 1
pewter claymore 6
Phil Collins 120
philosopher's scone 99
Phlegethon 1
phonics down 3,277
physiostim pill 22
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pigeon egg 214
pile of useless robot parts 2,447
pillow shell 52
Pine-Fresh air freshener 27
pink candy heart 42
pink candygram 2
pink clay bead 1,000
pink pony 125
pitchfork 30
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 502
plastic bazooka 3
plastic bib 1
plastic nightmare troll 2,556
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 1
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 2
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 1
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 1
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 2
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 2
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 14
plump juicy grub 2,453
plus one 500
Pocket Meteor Guide 1
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 25
pocket wish 1
pointed stick 37
Poké-Gro fertilizer 51
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
polka-dot bow tie 1
pool cue 9
pork elf goodies sack 15
porquoise 32
portable cassette player 1
portable motorcycle 1
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 1
potted cactus 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
powdered wig 5
power sock 1
pr0n stir-fry 13
premium malt liquor 517
pressurized potion of perception 10
pressurized potion of perspicacity 15
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 6
pretty flower 3
priceless diamond 500
primitive alien booze 5
primitive alien mask 1
primitive candy cane 2
print screen button 61
prismatic wad 196
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 13,555
probability potion 199
Professor What T-Shirt 2
programmable turtle 299
protection stick 2,007
Prunets 558
psychic's amulet 87
psychic's circlet 70
psychic's crystal ball 88
psychic's pslacks 71
psycho sweater 1
Psychotic Train wine 141
pteruges 1
puff of smoke 1,000
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 87
pulled green taffy 21
pulled indigo taffy 31
pulled orange taffy 721
pulled red taffy 1,117
pulled yellow taffy 26
pump-up high-tops 8
pumpkin beer 6
pumpkinhead mask 1
Punching Potion 5
Punchplanter 10
punk rock jacket 50
purple clay bead 986
purple corpsel 329
pygmy briefs 67
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy nose-bone 92
pygmy spear 21
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum taco 4
quirky accordion 1
Racisto Ruidoso 14
Rad Lib 311
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radiator heater shield 1
raffle prize box 4
Raggedy Hippy doll 100
ram stick 41
Ram's Face Lager 212
raspberry 37
raspberry beret 1
ratarang 1
ratini 35
rave whistle 44
ravioli hat 10
raw bread 100
raw cranberry sauce 100
raw gravy 100
raw green beans 100
raw mincemeat 100
raw potato 100
raw stuffing 100
raw sweet potato 100
raw turkey 100
really dense meat stack 20
really thick bandage 10
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
red ale 3
red armband 1
Red Balloon of Valor 20
red button 123,547
red class ring 1,000
red drunki-bear 5
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 500
Red Pill 1
red potion 19
red red wine 1
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 13
red snowcone 2
red striped oyster egg 1
red-and-green sweater 1
red-hot medallion 1
reflection of a map 9
Regular Cloaca Cola 3
reindeer hammer 1
reinforced beaded headband 1,000
remaindered axe 73
reodorant 93
resolution: be feistier 144
resolution: be happier 12,345
resolution: be kinder 45
resolution: be luckier 970
resolution: be more adventurous 226
resolution: be sexier 37
resolution: be smarter 27
resolution: be stronger 124
resolution: be wealthier 83
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse Tantalus 114
rewinged stab bat 500
rhinestone 30,000
rice bowl 15
ridiculously huge sword 81
right half of a heart necklace 1
ring of adornment 29
ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of cold resistance 37
ring of conflict 1
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
ring of fire resistance 36
ring of gain strength 34
ring of half-assed regeneration 3
ring of increase damage 36
roasted marshmallow 11
roboduck-on-a-string 2
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 27
rockin' wagon 3
rodeo whiskey 35
roll in the hay 1,331
roll of meat 79
roll of toilet paper 1,000
Roman sadnals 1
round green sunglasses 205
round purple sunglasses 1,000
rubber ribcage 45
rubber spider 22
runny fermented egg 4
rusted-out shootin' iron 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 38
s'more 3
s'more gun 1
sabre teeth 2,126
Sacramento wine 5,000
safarrri hat 1
sake bomb 1,000
salty dog 11
samurai turtle 12
samurai turtle helmet 6
sand dollar 733
sandcastle 100
sangria 112
Sasq™ watch 1
Saturday Night Special 95
saucepan 5
savoy truffle 3,000
scented massage oil 3
school spirit socket set 1
Schrödinger's thermos 1
scintillating oyster egg 37
scorpion whip 51
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 3
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 500
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 500
screwdiver 11
screwing pooch 44
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 516
sea truffle 39
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 2
security flashlight 153
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
sewage-clogged pistol 1
sewer snake 15
sewer turtle 19
shard of double-ice 590
shark jumper 1
sharkfin gumbo 6
sharpened spoon 1
shellacked shell 91
shells a la shellfish 1
Shielding Potion 5
shiny ring 40
shiny tribal beads 11
shock collar 1
shocked shell 1,253
shoe gum 105
shooting morning star 1
short-handled mop 119
Shot of Kardashian Gin 210
shot of nepenthe schnapps 11
shot of peach schnapps 25
shushed potatoes 995
silent beret 1
silent M 42
silent nightlight 1
Silly Little Love Song 1
silver shrimp fork 1
Simepore slime 28
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 5
single-serving herbal stuffing 74
Sister Accessory 1
Sitrep berry 1,135
sk8board 45
skate skates 136
skeleton 221
skeletortoise 15
skull of the Bonerdagon 40
slap and tickle 789
sleep mask 1
sleeping wereturtle 5
slice of pizza 1,490
slime fedora 1
slime knuckles 1
slime waders 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 77
slingshot 137
slip 'n' slide 1,678
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 11
small box 867
smirking shrunken head 115
smoker's cloak 1
SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH soda 1
SMOOCH spaulders 1
smut orc keepsake box 6
snake 1,000
snake skin 130
snakeskin cowboy hat 1
snakeskin jacket 1
snakeskin thighboots 1
snapdragon pistil 5
Snarf berry 1,104
snarling wolf shield 1
sneakeasies 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 100
snorkel 1
snow berries 255
Snow Queen Crown 4
snowball 862
snowboarder pants 1
soap knife 10
soda water 78
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 500
soggy used band-aid 80
solid gold bowling ball 20
solid gold jewel 82
solid gold pegleg 2
solid shifting time weirdness 1
sommelier's towel 52
SongBoom™ BoomBox Box 1
soul coin 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soup turtle 1
Space Baby children's book 15
Space Tourist Phaser 54
Spacegate diplomat's insignia 11
Spacegate military insignia 11
Spacegate Research 8,654
Spacegate scientist's insignia 11
spaghetti cult mask 1
spangly mariachi pants 1
spant backplate 1
Spant eggs 1
spant shield 1
spant shoulderpads 1
spants 1
sparkler 1,000
spectre scepter 40
Spelunker of Fortune 1
Spelunker's khakis 1
Spelunker's whip 1
sphygmomanometer 47
spice melange 1
spiced rum 2
spicy enchanted bean burrito 27
spicy jumping bean burrito 31
spiked femur 33
spiky turtle helmet 6
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 241
splendid martini 1
sponge cake 34
spooky hockey mask 11
spooky lo mein 4,830
Spooky Putty sheet 1
spooky stick 44
spray paint 275
stale cheer wine 2,319
stale Cheer-E-Os 2,794
star buckler 1
star hat 1
star pants 1
steel drivin' hammer 695
stench jelly 380
sticky gloves 1
still-beating spleen 1
stolen necklace 32
stone baseball cap 946
Stooper 46
straw hat 1
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1
Strix stix 12
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed dodo 1
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 2
stuffed Meat 3
stuffed monocle 2
stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed treasure chest 2
stuffed walrus 1
stunt nuts 392
sturdy cane 142
sugar sheet 500
Summer Nights 1
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super-size brogurt 5
superamplified boom box 1,000
supportive bra 11
surgical apron 21
surgical mask 23
suspicious package 1
swashbuckling pants 1
sweat socks 1
sweatband 1
sweet roll Alabama 1,143
Swizzler 341
syncopated turtle 3
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of Spelunking 508
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin 1
tankard of ale 198
tap shoes 10
Tapioc berry 1,091
targeting chip 1
tarnished tastevin 50
tattered scrap of paper 91
tea for one 1,000
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot 3
teddy bear sewing kit 1
teddy borg sewing kit 1
Telltale™ rubber heart 819
temperance whiskey 10
temporary X tattoos 2
tennis ball 506
tequila sunrise 10
tequila sunset 170
tequila with training wheels 17
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Bomb 42
The Emperor's dry cleaning 1,145
The Emperor's new cookie 1
The Emperor's new hat 456
The Emperor's new pants 456
The Emperor's new shirt 456
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 8
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 10
the most dangerous bait 1,558
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
thin black candle 1,054
third-hand nunchaku 1
Thor's Pliers 1
Three Mile Island shorts 1
three-legged pants 66
three-tiered wedding cake 1
time residue 74
time's arrow 100
tin cup of mulligan stew 26
tiny black hole 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 500
tiny bowler 1
tiny costume wardrobe 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 1
tiny fly glasses 1
tiny house 4,210
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 113
tiny top hat and cane 1
tip jar 139
titanium assault umbrella 74
toast 150
toast with stench jelly 78
tofurkey gravy 1,715
tofurkey leg 236
tofurkey nugget 13
toggle switch (Bartend) 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
tommy gun 23
topeé 1
topiary necktie 1
topiary nugglet 385
topiary tights 1
torquoise 2
tortoboggan 11
toxic globule 101
toxic mop 1
toy accordion 1
toy crazy train 1
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy jet pack 1
toy space helmet 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 6
training scroll: Shattering Punch 1
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 1
training scroll: Snokebomb 1
transmission from planet Xi 500
transparent nog 3
transporter transponder 500
Transylvania Sling 14
Travels with Jerry 1
tree skirt 1
trench coat 1
trench lighter 1
troll britches 36
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
trousers of the white knight 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 50
tube of dread wax 757
tube sock 11
Tuesday's ruby 97
tuning fork 1
turtle mud 2,834
turtle pheromones 7,777
turtle totem 50,007
turtle voicebox 25,501
turtle wax 7,478
turtle wax greaves 7
turtle wax helmet 7
turtle wax shield 777
turtle-shaped rock 1,860
turtlemail bits 60,836
turtlemail breeches 777
turtlemail coif 777
turtlemail hauberk 777
turtling rod 7,777
tuxedo shirt 1
twinkly wad 100,000
ultra-deluxe cupcake 21