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Display Case for Cobain Dougans (#315649)
This player is ranked #273 for Most Total Items with a total of 575,036 items.
This player is ranked #477 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,895 items.

This player is a member of the clan Lost Generation.

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Cobain Dougans (#315649)
This player has 1,895 unique items and 575,036 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 848
"meat" stick 787
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 13
1.21 jigawatts 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 12
7-inch discus 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 10
a little sump'm sump'm 34
A muse-bouche 2
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 5
abstraction: category 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 658
actual reality goggles 1
adder bladder 2
aerated diving helmet 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 8
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 520
alien hologram projector 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 23
amulet of extreme plot significance 4
Amulet of Yendor 247
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 5
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 63
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 10
ant agonist 3
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 206
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 2
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 13
armgun 2
around the world 619
arrow'd heart balloon 2
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 2
asbestos stick 1
ASCII shirt 1
ash soda 7
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 420
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 2
attorney's badge 7
awful poetry journal 2
baby cuddlefish 9
baby killer bee 3
backwoods screwdriver 25
BACON 247,361
baconstone 1
badass belt 1
badass pie 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 396
bag of Cheat-Os 23
bag of gross foreign snacks 3
bag of W&Ws 464
baggie of powdered sugar 186
Baja sopapilla 8
bakelite-covered bacon 1
ball 50
banana 139
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 3
bargain flash powder 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel cracker 147
barrel gun 31
barrel pickle 134
barrel-aged martini 409
barrelhead 1
basaltamander buckler 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batblade 2
batskin belt 2
battered hubcap 1
battery-powered drill 1
bazookafish bubble gum 740
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1,116
bear claw 27
beastly paste 3
beefy fish meat 1
beer bong 1
beer helmet 18
bejeweled cufflinks 27
bejeweled pledge pin 27
bent scrap metal 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big red clown nose 3
big stick 2
bilge wine 643
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 3
bite-me-red lipstick 2
black & tan 220
black and white cracker 4
black candy heart 249
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black gold 2
black greaves 1
black pepper 5
black snowcone 1
black velvet box 3
blackberry 3
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 2
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloody clown pants 16
bloody mary 61
blue pixel potion 3
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue snowcone 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
boilermaker 212
bone abacus 6
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
BOOtonniere 1
boring spaghetti 469
Boris's key lime pie 1
borrowed time 46
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of Amontillado 180
bottle of cooking sherry 658
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 134
bottle of Mystic Shell 3
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 691
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1,099
bottle of tequila 5
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 13
bottle of whiskey 151
bottle opener belt buckle 7
bottoms of the barrel 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
box of Dweebs 427
box of Familiar Jacks 9
box of sunshine 1,047
boxed wine 433
brain preservation fluid 1
Bram's choker 1
brass gear 1
bread basket 1
bread line 1
bread man 4
breadchucks 1
breath mint 1
brick 298
brick of sand 9
brocolate brogurt 1
bronzed locust 6
brown paper bag mask 1
brown sugar cane 34
browser cookie 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 11
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 2,615
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 77
buffalo dime 3
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear beanie 6
bugbear bungguard 2
bullet-proof corduroys 24
bunny liver 1
Bustle Hustler 1
butterfly knife 1
caipifruta 109
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can of Binarrrca 8
can of black paint 3
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 2
can of starch 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 172
candied kobold 4
candied yams 471
candy brain 3
candy cane 12
candy cigarette 2
candy harmonica 4
candy knuckles 4
candy skeleton 22
cane-mail pants 1
canopic jar 13
carbonated water lily 1
carob chunk cookies 2
carton of rotten eggs 204
carton of snake milk 2
cast 809
celestial carrot juice 3
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chamoisole 1
charisma potion 3
charming flute 4
cheap cigar butt 3
cheap studded belt 1
cheap sunglasses 5
cheer extractor 2
cheer-o-gram 7
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 501
cherry pie 25
chest barrel 1
Chester's moustache 1
children of the candy corn 2
chintzy noodle ring 1
Choco-Mint patty 5
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 2
chocolate pasta spoon 836
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 5
chrome helmet turtle 1
Chroner 136
Chroner trigger 1
cigarette lighter 1
classy monkey 1
clay peace-sign bead 2
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork staff 1
cloudy potion 49
clown hammer 261
clown shoes 1
club necklace 25
coal dust 9
coal shovel 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
coffin lid 4
Coinspiracy 50
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold hi mein 8
Cold Hots candy 71
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 4
colorful toad 2
comb jelly 59
combat fan 1
Comet Pop 304
communal gobstopper 1
communications windchimes 14
complicated device 1
compression stocking 4
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated magicalness pill 1
confiscated love note 10
conjured ice cream 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool jelly donut 11
cornuthaum 11
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 6
corpse on the beach 6
corpsedriver 4
corpsetini 3
corrupted stardust 19
cosmetic football 1
cow poker 2
crêepy mask 4
cracker 1
cranberries 132
crappy waiter disguise 1
crazy hobo notebook 4
crazy little Turkish delight 28
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
creepy ginger ale 8
creepy voice box 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
Crimbeau de toilette 9
Crimbo candied pecan 1,170
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 37
Crimbo Factory surprise box 7
Crimbo fudge 1,087
Crimbo peppermint bark 1,109
Crimbo salad 4
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
Crown of the Goblin King 3
crusty hula hoop 1
crystal skeleton vodka 2
crystalline cheer 123
CSA all-purpose soap 54
cubic zirconia 5
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 2
cuppa Gill tea 18
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 3
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed wishbone 1
custard pie 50
cute mushroom 3
cyclops eyedrops 13
cymbal syrup 306
D roll 2
d12 66
Daffy Taffy 71
damp bar rag 1
dark baconstone ring 1
dark potion 57
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 2
death blossom 1
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 1
defective skull 301
delicious noodles 451
delicious salad 14
delicious spicy noodles 426
deluxe layer cake 1
denim jacket 3
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 3
deodorant 58
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
designer handbag 11
detective skull 1
diamond necklace 15
didgeridooka 1
diluted makeup 41
dire fudgesicle 1
discarded swimming trunks 1
disco ball 11
disembodied brain 21
disembodied smile 1
disintegrating sheet music 113
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 171
distressed denim pants 19
disturbing fanfic 2
divine can of silly string 53
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 12
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 237
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 8
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
doll house 1
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 33
donated booze 1,261
donated candy 1,263
donated food 1,266
double daisy 1
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 28
drafty drawers 2
dragon snaps 89
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 6
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
droopy doll eye 3
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 303
drum of tommy ammo 1
Drunkula's bell 1
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
Drunkula's wineglass 1
dry noodles 11,358
drywall axe 2
ducha de oro 9
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
DUFRESNE Suds 1
duonoculars 2
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3
eagle feather 1
eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 84
eel battery 754
Effermint™ tablets 145
effervescent potion 53
eggnog 50
eggwater 5
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
eldritch effluvium 640
electric copperhead potion 3
electric snakebite 3
electronics kit 3
elephant stinger 22
eleven-foot pole 1
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven hardtack 37
elven magi-pack 6,619
elven medi-pack 6,585
elven squeeze 40
emergency margarita 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted bean 5
enchanted bean burrito 1,104
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
encoder ring 313
ennui-flavored potato chips 1,913
epic wad 1
especially salty dog 676
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 1
exactly-three-shaped box 2
executive mime flask 1
exotic orchid 1
expensive camera 31
experimental serum P-00 273
explosion-flavored chewing gum 286
extra-greasy slider 25
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 735
extra-strength strongness elixir 8
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme mittens 14
eXtreme scarf 7
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely wet T-shirt 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 16
Fabiotion 6
fake fake vomit 327
fake hand 227
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy calligraphy pen 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 5
fancy opera glasses 30
fat stacks of cash 12
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 3
filthy child leash 1
filthy corduroys 3
filthy hippy poncho 3
filthy knitted dread sack 3
filthy monkey head 1
filthy poultice 2
fine wine 1
fire of unknown origin 2
fire poi 1
firebomb 1
firemilk 1
fish stick 5
fishelada 5
fishy paste 3
fizzy potion 56
flaming crutch 1
flaming familiar doppelgänger 1
flaming glowsticks 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming sword 1
flan del mar 2
flask flops 2
flask of baconstone juice 47
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
flour cookie 2
flowing hippy skirt 1
flytrap bezoar 1
foam noodle 1
foolscap fool's cap 1
forbidden sausage 1
fortune cookie 617
fossilized spine 1
fountain 'soda' 20
Freddy Kruegerand 263
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 3
fried air 4
Friendliness Beverage 3
frigid mote 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 11
Frosty's frosty mug 16
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen Mob Penguin 12
frozen shampoo-conditioner 100
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 18
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 80
fudgecycle 1
funky dried mushroom 14
funny bone 29
future drug: Smartinex 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 2
ga-ga radio 7
Gaia beads 2
Game Grid ticket 40
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 25
gamer slurry 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 14
garish pinky ring 19
gas can 2
gatorskin umbrella 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 4
generic mana potion 88
genie's bracers 6
genie's pants 3
genie's scimitar 6
genie's turbane 10
Gets-You-Drunk 9
ghost bit 9
ghost cucumber 3
Ghost Dog Chow 93
ghost of a necklace 2
ghost pencil 13
ghost pepper 11
ghost toga 1
giant cactus quill 1
giant candy cane 2
giant designer sunglasses 23
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant foam finger 2
giant giant moth dust 28
giant moxie weed 5
giant needle 2
giant pearl 1
giant pinky ring 1
giant safety pin 2
giant turkey leg 2
gibson 79
gift card 6
gilded trumpet 1
gill rings 1
gin and tonic 81
ginger snaps 5
gingerbread bugbear 100
gingerbread dog treat 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 2
glacial sapphire 3
glark cable 1
glass eye 1
glistening fish meat 2
glob of enchanted icing 2
glob of green slime 35
glob of spoiled mayo 42
glowing spore pod 1
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnawed-up dog bone 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
go-go potion 15
goat cheese pizza 100
goblin water 1
gold toothbrush 1
golden gum 12
Golden Mean 1
Golden Mr. Accessory 3
golden ring 1
golden sausage 1
gooified animal matter 1
gooified mineral matter 1
gooified vegetable matter 1
government cheese 1
grandfather watch 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 1
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's lice 1
green and red bean 86
green balloon 1
green candy heart 4,639
green clay bead 3
green drunki-bear 11
green glowstick 1
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
Green Manalishi 3
green peawee marble 3
green rocket 6
green snowcone 108
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
grey cube 1
grilled mooseflank 1
grimstone mask 1
grody jug 2
grogpagne 17
groping claw 1
groupie lipstick 1
grue egg 1
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 1
Gummi-DNA 5
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gun parts 1
gunpowder burrito 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
hacked gibson 1
hair spray 1
hairshirt 1
hairy staff 1
half of a gold tooth 4
half-baked potion 420
half-digested coal 4
half-melted spoon 2
half-size scalpel 1
halibut 1
hamlet sandwich 2
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 1
handful of hand chalk 73
handful of sand 20
handsomeness potion 11
happiness 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
haunted battery 18
haunted paddle-ball 2
hawk 2
hawkface potion 3
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 20
head mirror 1
heart cozy 144
heart necklace 7
heart-shaped balloon 32
heart-shaped candy whetstone 6
heather graham cracker 4
heavy necklace chain 2
Hell ramen 138
Helps-You-Sleep 1
hemp backpack 1
hemp candy necklace 4
hemp string 3
henna tattoo 1
herb brownies 420
herbal stuffing 33
herbs 420
hermit factoid 1
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 14
hippy protest button 13
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hobo code binder 1
hobo nickel 72
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's cane 1
Holiday Fun! 24
homeopathic healing powder 7
honey-dipped locust 4
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 85
hors d'oeuvre tray 1
hot coal 6
hot date 8
hot hi mein 6
hot mint schnocolate 3
hot plate 1
How to Avoid Scams 50
huge bowl of candy 60
huge Crimbo cookie 3
Hunger™ Sauce 8
hushed puppy 5
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 4
ice harvest 20
ice stein 1
iGoogly 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 1
immense cyborg hand 1
incredible pizza 20
incredibly creepy marionette 2
inflatable duck 3
infrablack lipstick 2
ink bladder 277
inkwell 51
inky squid sauce 11
Inner Strength 2
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 5
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 610
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 174
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 684
intimidating coiffure 2
invisibility potion 9
invisible bag 1
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic jogging shorts 1
irradiated candy cane 4
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 18
Jack-in-the-box 28
Jack-O-Lantern beer 1
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jacob's rung 5
jam band bootleg 2
janitor's mop 2
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 7
jar of psychoses (Jick) 3
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 2
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jazz soap 466
jellyfish gel 224
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jive turkey leg 54
joybuzzer 295
jug-o-magicalness 1
jumbo olive 7
jumping bean burrito 1,084
jumping horseradish 8
jungle drum 1
keg shield 9
ketchup hound 72
kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 1
kite 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 2
Knob Goblin firecracker 159
Knob Goblin harem pants 2
Knob Goblin harem veil 3
Knob Goblin love potion 57
Knob Goblin scimitar 50
Knob Goblin seltzer 173
Knob Goblin steroids 65
Knob Goblin superseltzer 106
Knob Goblin tongs 12
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 48
Knob mushroom 6
knobby helmet turtle 1
Knoll mushroom 10
Knoll shroomkabob 2
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 33
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 11
lava cake 198
lavender candy heart 5,099
law-abiding citizen cane 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 1
LCD game: Food Eater 1
LCD game: Garbage River 1
lead collar 2
left half of a heart necklace 1
lemon popsicle 1
less-than-three-shaped box 3
letterman's jacket 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
li'l candy corn costume 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 21
line 75
liquid SONAR 2
little black book 1
little paper umbrella 2
little round pebble 1
loadstone 2
loaf of soda bread 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
Lolsipop 20
long pork 2
long pork chop sandwiches 445
long-stemmed rose 13
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose purse strings 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
lost key 5
lucky cat's paw 400
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 34
lump of diamond 18
LWA ring 1
lynyrd musk 2
lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd snare 1
lynyrdskin breeches 1
M-242 75
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia thumb ring 1
magic whistle 3
magical ice cube with a fly in it 294
magical ice cubes 5
magical mystery juice 5
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 23
magical pony: Pearjack 1
magical pony: Rosey Cake 1
magical pony: Shutterfly 1
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magical pony: Uniquity 1
magilaser blastercannon 1
magnetic field 1
mana curds 3
mandarina colada 3
margarita 342
marionette 1
Mark of the Bugbear 3
Mark of the Ghost 4
Mark of the Skeleton 3
Mark of the Vampire 4
Mark of the Werewolf 3
Mark of the Zombie 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 1
marshmallow 880
martini 367
marzipan skull 25
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
meat vortex 2,000
meatsmithing guide 1
Meleegra™ pills 67
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin paste 3
mercenary pistol 1
mercenary rifle 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metal meteoroid 1
meteorb 2
meteorite guard 1
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 166,951
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 3
midriff scrubs 2
Milk Studs 437
milky potion 61
mime army camouflage kit 1
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army superserum 1
mime army wine 1
mime pocket probe 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 1
mimosette 99
miner's helmet 7
miner's pants 20
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 341
miniature coffin 4
miniature power pill 454
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
Mint Yulep 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 3
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 3
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Misty Cloak 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 2
monomolecular yo-yo 4
Monstar energy beverage 46
mood ring 289
moomy dust 1,355
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moose antlers 1
moose thought 7
mooseflank 26
Mornington crescent roll 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 1
mother's little helper 21
Mountain Stream soda 644
mouse skull 6
Mr. Balloon 3
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 92
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 6
muffled muffuletta 3
mugcake 2
mulled hobo wine 6
multi-level marzipan 7
munchies pill 3
murderbot mask 1
Murgatroyd diode 1
murky potion 45
musk turtle 1
mylar scout drone 1
Mysterious Black Box 132
Mysterious Blue Box 133
Mysterious Green Box 135
mysterious present 20
Mysterious Red Box 131
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nachos of the night 194
natto-infused sake 2
ND 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
negative lump 1,224
neverending wallet chain 1
New Age healing crystal 7
New Zealand iced tea 4
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 7
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 2
noticeable pumps 2
Now and Earlier 3
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 1
O'RLY manual 1
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 2
occult jelly donut 4
ocean motion 18
octopus's spade 36
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 25
oil of oiliness 50
oil slacks 1
oily boid 2
oily mushroom wine 1
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 12
old bronzer 1
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive lo mein 4
one pill 1
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 6
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
opium grenade 195
orange candy heart 6,023
orange glowstick 1
orange peel hat 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 5
Orcish baseball cap 2
Orcish cargo shorts 5
Orcish frat-paddle 2
original G 1
ornate picture frame 10
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's pelt 1
outrageous sombrero 1
overflowing gift basket 1
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 2
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 2
pack of KWE trading card 7
Pain Dip 4
paint bomb 5
pair of plants 1
paisley spore pod 9
palm frond 1
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond whip 2
pants of the Slug Lord 3
panty raider camouflage 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
party beer bomb 3
party hat 9
pasta spoon 1
patchouli incense stick 3
PB&J with the crusts cut off 2
peace-sign necklace 2
peanut brittle shield 43
pec oil 1
PEEZ dispenser 473
penguin skin 5
penguin-smacking club 1
pentagram bandana 3
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint eel sauce 133
peppermint harpoon gun 1
perfect dark and stormy 876
perfect mimosa 350
perforated battle paddle 2
perfume-soaked bandana 2
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal graffiti kit 27
personalized birthday cake 2
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 279
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 302
petrified noodles 4
pewter claymore 1
phat turquoise bead 3
philosopher's scone 30
phonics down 3
pickle-flavored chewing gum 25
pie man was not meant to eat 22
piece of after eight 4
piggy tattoo 4
pile of candy 35
pile of useless robot parts 17
pill cup 12
pink candy heart 5,499
pink clay bead 10
pink glowstick 1
pink pony 7
pink slime 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 3
pixel shield 1
pixel star 698
pixellated candy heart 1
plain brown wrapper 7
plain candy cane 2
plastic guitar 2
PlexiPips 3
plush alielf 4
plush alien hamsterpus 3
plush dogcat 3
plush ferrelf 3
plush hamsterpus 3
plush mutated alielephant 3
plush mutated alielf 3
pocket theremin 3
pocket wish 2
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 3
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 3
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointed stick 1
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
ponytail clip 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 1
pool torpedo 19
poppy 11
popular tart 23
pork elf goodies sack 1
porquoise-handled sixgun 1
possessed top 2
possibility potion 3
potted cactus 2
poultrygeist 1
powdered donut 83
powdered powdered sugar 6
powdered wig 32
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pressurized potion of perception 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 12
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 11
pretty flower 195
primitive candy cane 3
prismatic wad 15
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
Professor What T-Shirt 1
Protects-Your-Junk 1
psychic's amulet 150
psychic's circlet 147
psychic's crystal ball 142
psychic's pslacks 132
psycho sweater 1
pufferfish spine 122
pulled blue taffy 3
pulled green taffy 64
pulled yellow taffy 3
pumpkinhead mask 1
punk rock jacket 2
Purple Beast energy drink 4
purple-frosted astral cupcake 4
pygmy blowgun 5
pygmy briefs 3
pygmy nose-bone 3
pygmy phone number 7
pygmy pygment 1
Quiets-Your-Steps 1
Racisto Ruidoso 1
radium-flavored potato chips 19
Raggedy Hippy doll 16
ram stick 11
Ram's Face Lager 5
raspberry 1
rattler gland 2
ratty knitted cap 1
rave whistle 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 2
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 154
really thick spine 4
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 20
red blood cells 1
red button 14
red class ring 18
red drunki-bear 11
red foxglove 1
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 5
red pixel potion 1
red red wine 7
Red Rover BB gun 56
red rum 1
red shirt 2
red velvet cake 1
red wagon 3
Red X Shield 3
red-and-green sweater 50
red-hot knucklebone 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 3
reflection of a map 66
refurbished air fryer 1
reinforced beaded headband 14
remaindered axe 1
reusable shopping bag 1
ribbon candy 2
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 6
right half of a heart necklace 1
ring of aggravate monster 5
ring of conflict 12
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 2
roasted marshmallow 75
robot grease 58
Rock Pops 84
rockin' wagon 13
rocky raccoon 47
rodeo whiskey 20
roll in the hay 35
roll of Hob-Os 195
rose 27
rose-colored glasses 1
rotting beefsteak 1
round purple sunglasses 11
rubber baby doll 1
rubber emo roe 395
rubber nubbin 2
rubber ribcage 4
rubber WWBD? bracelet 20
rubber WWJD? bracelet 20
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 21
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 11
rum and cola 49
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
runny fermented egg 3
runproof mascara 4
rusty grave robbing shovel 20
rusty hedge trimmers 1
s'more 183
Sacramento wine 107
saffron antaravasaka 1
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 8
salt plum 73
salt wages 1
samurai turtle 4
sand dollar 1,264
sangria 431
Sangria de Menthe 1
Sasq™ watch 1
Saturday Night Special 2
savoy truffle 1
Science Notebook 2
screwdriver 338
scroll of drastic healing 1,805
scrumptious reagent 91
sea blueberry 1
sea broccoli 4
sea carrot 14
sea cauliflower 2
sea cucumber 7
sea honeydew 2
sea lace 497
sea lychee 2
sea radish 583
sea salt scrubs 2
sea tangelo 87
sea-worn candlestick 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 1
security flashlight 54
Senior Mints 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
serpentine sword 1
severed rocking horse head 1
sewer wad 18
sewing kit 3
shark cartilage 458
shark jumper 1
sheet cake 7
shingle 9
shining star cap 1
shiny stones 6
Shivering Chèvre 30
shooting morning star 1
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 212
short calculator 8
short writ of habeas corpus 2
short-handled mop 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 2
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of tomato schnapps 1
shuddersword 1
shushed potatoes 2
sicksilver spurs 1
silent B 1
silent I 13
silent L 26
silent M 14
silent nightlight 1
silent P 1
silent pea shooter 2
silver shrimp fork 2
six-armed sweater 1
six-rainbow shield 1
skate blade 2
skeleton 1
skeleton key 43
ski resort souvenir crate 1
skull of the Bonerdagon 2
slap and slap again 25
slap and tickle 107
sleaze nuggets 1
sleazy hi mein 1
slick fish meat 52
slimy alveolus 4
slimy fermented bile bladder 9
slimy sweetbreads 9
slingshot 52
slip 'n' slide 108
slug of rum 386
slug of shochu 388
slug of vodka 388
smirking shrunken head 1
smoky potion 53
SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH soda 2
SMOOCH spaulders 1
snailmail hauberk 2
snake 85
snapdragon pistil 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 25
snow berries 20
snow fort 1
Snow Queen Crown 4
snowboarder pants 23
sock monkey 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1,006
soggy elf shoes 1
soggy seed packet 203
soggy used band-aid 129
solid shifting time weirdness 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
space beast fur 1
Space Tourist Phaser 1
spade necklace 13
spaghetti breakfast 1,778
spaghetti cult mask 2
spaghetti cult rosary 2
spandex anniversary shorts 1
sparkler 85
special clip: boneburners 136
special clip: graveburpers 134
special clip: splatterers 132
special clip: squelchers 214
special clip: tracers 199
special clip: wailers 202
specialty ammo bandolier 424
spectral pickle 10
spectre scepter 1
SPF 451 lip balm 2
sphygmomanometer 1
spices 827
spicy bean burrito 12
spicy enchanted bean burrito 16
spicy jumping bean burrito 18
spider web 417
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
spiritual candy cane 3
spiritual eggnog 2
spiritual fruitcake 2
spiritual gingerbread 2
splendid martini 19
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky alphabet block 7
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 2,272
spooky hi mein 2
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky sound effects record 2
Spooky Surprise Egg 379
spray paint 199
square sponge pants 2
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Frozen Lard 2
Staff of Holiday Sensations 2
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 3
Staff of the Electric Range 3
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 2
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 1
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 2
stale baguette 1
stale cheer wine 17
stale Cheer-E-Os 19
star boomerang 1
star buckler 1
star crossbow 1
star pants 1
star shirt 1
star spatula 1
star staff 1
star throwing star 1
Steal This Candy 5
stench jelly 6
stench powder 1
Stephen's secret formula 2
sterno-flavored Hob-O 16
stick of "gum" 2
stick-on gnome beard 5
stink-penny 4
stinky hi mein 6
stolen necklace 1
stone wool 1
straw hat 2
strawberry daiquiri 369
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 11
string of blue beads 14
string of green beads 14
string of red beads 14
Strix stix 1
stuffed "L" 1
stuffed angry cow 11
stuffed astral badger 100
stuffed baby gravy fairy 102
stuffed bandersnatch 1
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 98
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 88
stuffed cocoabo 75
stuffed crazy bastard sword 6
stuffed dodecapede 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 75
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 87
stuffed ghuol whelp 3
stuffed gray blob 3
stuffed hand turkey 73
stuffed key 159
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 82
stuffed martini 10
stuffed Meat 111
stuffed mind flayer 91
stuffed mink 88
stuffed monocle 100
stuffed ninja snowman 3
stuffed scary death orb 94
stuffed shoulder parrot 6
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 84
stuffed snowy owl 93
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 99
stuffed spooky mushroom 5
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 70
stuffed teddy butler 89
stuffed tin of caviar 83
stuffed treasure chest 168
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 86
stuffed zmobie 1
stunt nuts 1
sturdy cane 65
stylish swimsuit 32
Sugar Cog 3
sugar shield 1
sugar-coated pine cone 3
suggestive strozzapreti 1
sunken chest 2
suntan lotion of moxiousness 4
Supernova Champagne 4
surgical apron 1
surgical mask 1
surgical tape 1
sushi-rolling mat 1
Swedish massage fish 6
sweet ninja sword 1
sweet roll Alabama 4
swirly potion 51
Swizzler 430
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
swordzall 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic marrow 4
synthetic stuffing 4
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 555
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 498
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 17
Take Eleven Bar 6
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 24
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 52
tattered scrap of paper 47
temperance whiskey 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 140
tempura air 6
tempura broccoli 1
tempura cauliflower 1
tempura radish 1,890
ten-leaf clover 74
teqiwila slammer 1
tequila sunrise 370
tequila sunset 91
terrible poem 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Emperor's new hat 3
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 3
the funk 3
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 4
The Lost Comb 4
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 3
The Lot's engagement ring 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thick walrus blubber 9
thin black candle 1
Third Base 3
third-hand nunchaku 1
thought balloon 13
Three Mile Island shorts 1
three-legged pants 3
Thriller Ice 1
throwing candy 1
Thunkula's drinking cap 1
ticksilver ring 1
Tiger-lily's milk 88
Tiki lighter 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 1
Time Cloak 1
time helmet 1
Time Lord Badge of Honor 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
time residue 401
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time trousers 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 10
tin tam 1
tiny barrel 8
tiny bomb 17
tiny bottle of absinthe 3
tiny bowler 1
tiny dancer 2
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 1
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 2
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 2
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 4
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 2
tiny die-cast golden ring 3
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 4
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 4
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 2
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 2
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 2
tiny maracas 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 13
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 10
tiny plastic angry goat 22
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 12
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 10
tiny plastic astronomer 12
tiny plastic Axe Wound 12
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 24
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 7
tiny plastic barrrnacle 24
tiny plastic beanbat 13
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 8
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 13
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 29
tiny plastic blooper 16
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 7
tiny plastic Boss Bat 9
tiny plastic brainsweeper 9
tiny plastic briefcase bat 11
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cheer Core 1
tiny plastic chem lab 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 5
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 20
tiny plastic coffee pixie 3
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 22
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 2
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 8
tiny plastic demoninja 8
tiny plastic disco bandit 2
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 16
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Felonia 10
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 8
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 21
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 14
tiny plastic food lab 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 9
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 21
tiny plastic G Imp 10
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 2
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 16
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 11
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 3
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 12
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 12
tiny plastic goth giant 13
tiny plastic grue 23
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 10
tiny plastic Hellion 17
tiny plastic hermit 2
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 21
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 11
tiny plastic killer bee 17
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 14
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 10
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 7
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 13
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 13
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 10
tiny plastic leprechaun 17
tiny plastic levitating potato 23
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 10
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mosquito 32
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 2
tiny plastic ninja snowman 10
tiny plastic nog lab 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 12
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 2
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic primary lab 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 11
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 22
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 16
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 12
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 17
tiny plastic Spam Witch 9
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 12
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 15
tiny plastic spooky vampire 12
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 11
tiny plastic stab bat 21
tiny plastic star starfish 15
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 7
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 14
tiny plastic The Man 21
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 17
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 15
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 8
tiny plastic warwelf 12
tiny plastic whitesnake 12