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Display Case for Matt_afi (#479671)
This player is ranked #797 for Most Total Items with a total of 158,348 items.
This player is ranked #563 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,646 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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Matt_afi (#479671)
This player has 1,646 unique items and 158,348 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"meat" stick 189
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 4
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 109
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
2-ball 47
3-ball 74
30669 scroll 66
33398 scroll 63
334 scroll 87
37x37x37 puzzle cube 4
4-ball 81
4-dimensional guitar 2
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 89
5-hour acrimony 3
6-ball 92
64067 scroll 6
668 scroll 1
7-ball 87
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 5
8-ball 374
8-billed baseball cap 5
8-bit banana 10
9-ball 6
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 9
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A muse-bouche 10
absentee voter ballot 46
Abyssal ember 2
acceptable bagel 35
accidental cider 223
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 7
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 2
acid-squirting flower 52
acoustic guitarrr 80
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 126
adder 1,605
aerogel akubra 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Aggressive Carrot 2
Agitated Turkey 1
Alewife™ Ale 38
Alice's Army Alchemist 23
Alice's Army Bowman 425
Alice's Army Cleric 5
Alice's Army Coward 4
Alice's Army Dervish 3
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 3
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 22
Alice's Army Halberder 10
Alice's Army Hammerman 7
Alice's Army Horseman 5
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 19
Alice's Army Ninja 19
Alice's Army Nurse 21
Alice's Army Page 25
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 20
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 18
Alice's Army Swordsman 19
Alice's Army Wallman 20
alien meat 1,550
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 17
almost-dead walkie-talkie 178
amber aviator shades 4
amok pudding 15
amok putter 7
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 15
ancient calendar 1
ancient ice cream scoop 11
ancient poisoned dart 363
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 70
ancient stone fist 46
ancient stone head 21
anemone nematocyst 3
anemone sauce 4
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 74
ankleweights 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 24
ant hoe 62
ant pick 54
ant pitchfork 63
ant rake 47
ant sickle 37
antique accordion 166
antique greaves 198
antique hand mirror 23
antique helmet 205
antique machete 14
antique nutcracker cape 3
antique nutcracker hat 4
antique shield 206
antique spear 222
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 282
arrowgram 3
arrrgyle socks 16
artisanal limoncello 36
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow string 17
asbestos stick 14
asbestos sword hilt 18
asbestos thermos 26
ASCII shirt 5
asparagus knife 123
attorney's badge 7
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 3
awful poetry journal 176
baby killer bee 23
badge of authority 46
bag of airline peanuts 140
bag of GORF 22
bag of gross foreign snacks 1,388
bag of many confections 11
Baja sopapilla 1
balaclava 83
balaclava baklava 459
ball 2
balloon helmet 2
balloon sword 2
banana peel 70
barbed-wire fence 19
bargain flash powder 454
baritone accordion 6
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrel cracker 16
barrel pickle 17
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 32
barrrnacle 28
baseball 41
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic martini 19
basic meat sword 2
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 3
bat guano 298
bat haggis 4
bat hat 1
bat wing 897
bat wing kabob 9
batblade 17
batgut 647
bath ball gift set 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 209
bauxite beret 98
beach glass bead 64
bear claw 18
beavermouth 75
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 790
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-battered accordion 3
beer-soaked mop 4
beertini 31
beery blood 26
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bellhop's hat 30
berries of suffering 16
berry-infused sake 1
big bad voodoo mask 11
big bass drum 37
big boom 9
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red button 7
big red clown nose 91
big rock 28
big stick 3
bigger stick 3
biker's hat 1
bindlestocking 1
bit of clingfilm 20
black & tan 11
black cloak 106
black forest cake 4
black gold 4
black greaves 1
black helmet 3
black label 259
black mana 24
black pepper 9
black picnic basket 253
black pixel 587
black plastic oyster egg 1
black pudding 186
black shield 1
black slime glob 16
black snake skin 254
black spot 11
blackberry 846
blackberry galoshes 5
Blackfly Chardonnay 32
blended frozen swill 32
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 4
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blob of wood glue 12
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood and blood 81
blood flower 20
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 181
bloody beer 40
bloody clown pants 85
bloody mary 2
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 736
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue traffic cone 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bone abacus 462
bone bandoneon 7
bone chips 11
bone collar 1
bone flute 550
boot knife 108
booty chest charrrm 11
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze drive button 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
boring spaghetti 2
bottle of Amontillado 7
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 296
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of cooking sherry 374
bottle of Definit 38
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 29
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 41
bottle of fruity "wine" 2
bottle of gin 1,396
bottle of gregnadigne 3
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 27
bottle of laundry sherry 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 35
bottle of norwhiskey 222
bottle of novelty hot sauce 2
bottle of Ooze-O 27
bottle of Pete's Sake 12
bottle of popskull 372
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of rum 4,163
bottle of sake 38
bottle of sea wine 8
bottle of sewage schnapps 33
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of tequila 1,101
bottle of vodka 65
bottle of whiskey 2,635
bottle of wine 8
bottle opener belt buckle 8
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl full of jelly 4
bowl of mernudo 8
Bowl of Scorpions 53
bowl of topioca 2
Bowlet 6
box 46
box of sunshine 31
box turtle 3
boxed champagne 26
boxed wine 1,518
boxing glove 21
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 21
brains casserole 1
Bram's choker 7
brass stinger 1
bread basket 26
breadchucks 6
breadwand 9
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
BRICKO brick 10
BRICKO bulwark 29
BRICKO eye brick 9
BRICKO turtle 6
briefcase 33
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 10
brocolate brogurt 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 106
broken skull 211
broken sword 140
bronze breastplate 7
brown felt tophat 11
brown paper bag mask 80
brown paper pants 72
brown pixel 1
brown sugar cane 153
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubblewrap ore 156
bubbling tempura batter 6
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 36
bucket of wine 7
buckler buckle 1
bugbear beanie 113
bugbear bungguard 99
bugbear purification pill 1
bulky free-range mushroom 8
bum cheek 41
bunch of sea grapes 935
bunch of square grapes 67
bungle in the jungle 10
bunny liver 314
buoybottoms 39
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
BURT 6
Bustle Hustler 4
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Boy 3
Buttery Knob 1
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 11
calle de miel 33
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
campfire hot dog 2
campfire stew 24
can of cherry-flavored sterno 2
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of sardines 104
can of Swiller 18
can of the cheapest beer 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 6
candied pecan 2
candied yams 27
candy cane 284
candy dress shoes 2
candy drive button 2
candy knife 9
candy necktie 1
candy stake 20
cannonball charrrm 22
canopic jar 324
canteen of wine 10
cardboard katana 68
cardboard ore 151
cardboard wakizashi 106
carob brownies 26
carob chunk cookies 12
carob chunk noodles 30
carob chunks 35
carrot claret 1
carton of snake milk 7
cartoon harpoon 58
cat appendix 335
catgut 271
catgut taco 5
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Centauri fish wine 1
centipede eggs 114
Cerebral Cloche 1
Chakra Libre 1
charming flute 104
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap sunglasses 9
cheap toaster 3
Ched 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
chef's hat 490
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 68
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewable paper 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chocolate "Phoenix" 1
chocolate chip muffin 1
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 2
chocolate Spider Queen 2
chocolate-stained collar 1
chopsticks 41
chorizo brownies 13
chorizo taco 64
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 10
chrome stick 16
chrome sword 6
chrome sword hilt 22
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 7
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 25
Claybender glasses 91
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 4
Cloaca-Cola helmet 8
Cloaca-Cola shield 8
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork key 1
clown shoes 61
clown skin 112
clown wig 3
clownskin buckler 1
coal shovel 3
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 38
cocktail mushroom 35
cocktail onion 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 271
coconut shell 2,053
coffin lid 44
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold mashed potatoes 96
cold ninja mask 66
cold water bottle 5
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
commemorative war stein 31
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compression stocking 280
confusing LED clock 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 18
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 145
copper ha'penny charrrm 18
corn holder 183
Cornbeefadon 4
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 64
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 6
Corpse Island iced tea 22
corpse on the beach 33
corpsedriver 37
corpsetini 12
cosmetic football 831
Cosmic Calorie 737
costume sword 16
crêepy mask 104
cracker 8
cranberries 5
crappy brain 5
crazy little Turkish delight 127
cream stout 105
creamsicle 103
creepy doll head 36
creepy voice box 30
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
Crimbo dog sweater 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 29
Crimbo stockings 1
Crimbojito 2
Crimbuck 2,198
crowbar 3
crowbarrr 26
Crown of the Goblin King 340
crown-shaped beanie 3
crudles 11
cruelty-free wine 44
CSA cheerfulness ration 13
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 22
curmudgel 25
cursed piece of thirteen 24
cursed sea biscuit 3
custard pie 9
cute meteoroid 7
dance card 157
day-old beer 41
dead guy's watch 200
dead meat bun 29
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decent brain 7
decomposed boot 3
dehydrated caviar 54
delectable fire ant 2
delicious noodles 5
delicious swamp muck 78
demon skin 650
demonskin jacket 1
denim axe 1
denim jacket 558
dense meat sword 3
dented harmonica 77
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 339
designer handbag 5
devil hair pasta 4
deviled egg 32
dew yoana lei 4
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond-studded cane 332
didgeridooka 1,378
dilapidated wizard hat 28
dinner roll 100
dire fudgesicle 427
dirty hobo gloves 227
dirty rigging rope 5
disbelief suspenders 175
Disco 'Fro Pick 17
disco ball 259
disco mask 191
Dish of Clarified Butter 55
dishrag 57
disintegrating quill pen 779
disintegrating sheet music 1
displaced fish 112
distilled fortified wine 78
disturbing fanfic 119
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 8
Dolphin King's crown 22
donated booze 551
donated candy 1
donated food 553
dope gangsta bling-bling 13
dorky glasses 828
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 15
double-barreled sling 126
double-ice cap 2
draggin' ball hat 45
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 1
dreadful sweater 1
dreadlock whip 68
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 40
dress pants 16
dried face 123
drippy nugget 21
drippy pilsner 1
drive-thru burger 1
dromedary drinking helmet 2
drum of tommy ammo 1,586
dry martini 8
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 32
ducha de oro 23
dull fish scale 2,227
Dump Truck 1
duonoculars 4
Duskwalker fangs 78
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 218
dusty bottle of Merlot 261
dusty bottle of Muscat 227
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 264
dusty bottle of Port 255
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 242
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 3
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left eleventh rib 2
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left tibia 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ulna 2
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 2
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 4
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 7
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 5
eagle's milk 406
Earth and Firewater 1
edible alien plant bit 1,419
eel skin 1
eggbeater 59
eggnog 71
eighth plague 1
eldritch effluvium 1,575
eldritch mushroom 2
electric snakebite 21
elegant nightstick 23
elf army field rations 7
Elfin shortbread 2
elven hardtack 234
elven moonshine 2
elven squeeze 214
emergency margarita 4
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 51
enchanted toothpick 1
energy drink IV 1
enormous hoop earring 37
escargotsicle 3
especially salty dog 1
everfull glass 2
expensive camera 62
extra-spicy bloody mary 21
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 40
eXtreme mittens 201
eXtreme scarf 206
extremely wet T-shirt 2
eye of newt 18
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eyepatch 135
f3d0r4 46
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 5
fancy chess set 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 6
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
filthy child leash 16
filthy corduroys 45
filthy hippy poncho 13
filthy knitted dread sack 46
filthy pestle 110
fine aged cheddarwurst 101
fine wine 39
finger cymbals 225
fire poi 18
firemilk 24
fireproof megaphone 18
first-aid pouch 22
fish bazooka 1
fishelada 7
Flamin' Whatshisname 535
flaming crutch 198
flaming mushroom 18
flaming sword 2
flaming talons 50
flask flops 106
flask of moonshine 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flavorless gruel 15
fleetwood chain 406
flimsy clipboard 85
flowing hippy skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 323
Fog Murderer 7
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 49
foon 18
fortune cookie 12
fountain 'soda' 3
frat brats 4
freshwater pearl necklace 283
fricasseed brains 285
frigid hankyū 59
Frigid Northern Beans 15
frilly skirt 106
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen banquet 5
frozen mushroom 7
frozen nunchaku 77
frozen turtle shell 9
fruit bat 1
fruitcake 95
fruity girl swill 1
fudge bunny 1
furry pants 21
fuzzbump 9
fuzzy polar bear ears 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
ga-ga radio 20
Gaia beads 19
gamma nog 1
gatorskin umbrella 18
Genalen™ Bottle 12
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 9
ghost accordion 3
ghost cucumber 6
ghost toga 5
ghostly ectoplasm 846
ghuol egg 1,062
ghuol egg quiche 25
ghuol guolash 288
ghuol-ear kabob 3
giant artisanal rice peeler 280
giant cactus quill 254
giant discarded bottlecap 81
giant discarded plastic fork 285
giant discarded torn-up glove 26
giant foam finger 2
giant grain of protein powder 30
giant green gummi bear 17
giant gym membership card 73
giant motorcycle boots 13
giant needle 221
giant penguin keychain 62
giant pinky ring 201
giant red gummi bear 6
giant safety pin 163
giant shrimp fork 8
giant spider leg 3
giant turkey leg 10
giant yellow gummi bear 19
giant yellow hat 33
gibson 2
gimlet 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 65
gingerbread hoodie 4
gingerbread wine 3
glass of baboon milk 52
glass of bourbon 2
glass of drippy wine 20
glass of goat's milk 21
glob of cream cheese 6
glowing fungus 37
glowing red eye 13
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
Go-Wassail 1
goat beard 5
goat cheese 2
goat cheese pizza 115
goat cheese taco 12
goatskin umbrella 67
goblin autoblowgun 11
goblin hunting spear 9
Goggles of Loathing 1
gold crown 3
gold lamé pants 27
gold skull ring 3
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 65
gold wedding ring 358
good brain 16
goofily-plumed helmet 9
Gordon Bennett 2
Gorillape 1
goth kid t-shirt 34
gr8ps 36
grapefruit 1,198
grapes 128
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 30
Grateful Undead T-shirt 10
grave robbing shovel 82
Great Wolf's right paw 1
green and red bean 1,117
green beer 17
Green Burlap 1
green drunki-bear 22
Green Manalishi 417
grog 2
grue egg omelette 3
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 8
grungy flannel shirt 18
guancertina 1
guard turtle collar 4
guard turtle shell 17
gunky chicken 31
gunner's daughter 2
gunpowder burrito 25
guts necklace 1
haggis socks 1
half-melted spoon 1
half-size scalpel 185
half-sized guitar 36
ham steak 4
hamburger 13
hand-crafted candy cane 1
handful of nuts and berries 103
handful of walnuts 42
hardboiled egg 3
harem girl t-shirt 7
haunted eggnog 1
haunted gimlet 4
haunted martini 1
haunted paddle-ball 25
haunted pizza 3
head mirror 2
headhunter necktie 72
heat-resistant gloves 65
heat-resistant necktie 29
heavy-duty clipboard 39
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 2
hell in a bucket 1
Hell ramen 9
Hellfire Spicy Beans 7
helmet turtle 161
hemp string 2
herbal stuffing 32
herringcello 4
hibiscus petal 29
high-calorie sugar substitute 118
high-temperature mining mask 44
hippy bongo 150
hippy medical kit 524
hippy protest button 1,250
Hollandaise helmet 337
honey-dew 9
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 4
hors d'oeuvre tray 66
hot buttered roll 32
hot date 127
hot plate 392
hot watered rum 15
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 1
huge spoon 117
hypodermic needle 2
ice cream sandwich 2
Ice Island Long Tea 1
ice porter 142
ice-cold fotie 93
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 103
ice-cold Willer 10
icy-hot katana 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 7
imitation White Russian 999
Imp Ale 2,941
imp unity ring 355
improved martini 26
incredible pizza 38
inert grey goo ring 9
infernal fife 251
infernal insoles 155
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
Instant Karma 100
irate sombrero 49
irradiated candy cane 2
jack flapper 156
Jack-O-Lantern beer 91
Jacob's rung 2
jangly bracelet 27
jar of anniversary jam 1
jaunty feather 83
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 29
jumbo olive 9
jungle drum 2
Jungle Juice 1
junk yard 4
kamicorpse-ee 3
keel-haulin' knife 11
keg shield 64
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 12
knob bugle 18
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 17
Knob Goblin elite helm 14
Knob Goblin elite pants 20
Knob Goblin elite polearm 19
Knob Goblin elite shirt 20
Knob Goblin harem pants 189
Knob Goblin harem veil 191
Knob Goblin lunchbox 14
Knob Goblin melon baller 23
Knob Goblin pants 312
Knob Goblin scimitar 300
Knob Goblin spatula 92
Knob Goblin tongs 450
Knob Goblin visor 413
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 16
Knob mushroom 94
Knob nuts 28
Knob sausage 2
Knob stroganoff 9
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 9
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 42
Knoll shroomkabob 31
Knoll stir-fry 2
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1
kumquat 61
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
lava-proof pants 64
lavawater 264
lavender candygram 3
lead necklace 20
leather chaps 774
leather mask 297
leechknife 1
leftover canapés 1
leftovers 43
leftovers sandwich 17
legitimate business on the beach 2
lemon 866
lemon meringue pie 26
leotarrrd 13
letterman's jacket 1
li'l unicorn costume 2
Liam's mail 57
licorice boa 14
lihc face 278
lime 298
limp broccoli 106
literal grasshopper 1
little black book 83
little paper umbrella 1,924
liver and let pie 6
liver popsicle 6
loadstone 7
loafers 29
Lockenstock™ sandals 16
logging hatchet 83
London frog 1
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
longhaired hippy wig 5
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 20
los chinos 82
low tide martini 1
low-budget shield 89
lucky bottlecap 1
lucky cat collar 12
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbit's foot 2
lucky rabbitfish fin 134
lumbering jack 11
Lumineux Limnio 1
lychee chuhai 1
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
Mad Train wine 270
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magic lamp 10
magic whistle 69
magical baguette 56
magical ice cubes 2,006
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magilaser blastercannon 6
magnifying glass 1
magnum of fancy champagne 1
maiden wig 18
makeshift cape 1
mana curds 96
mana-basted tofurkey leg 9
mana-coated yams 7
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 6
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 5
mandarina colada 5
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
maple syrup 429
mariachi hat 188
Mark II Steam-Hat 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 3
martini 197
martiny 7
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 21
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 38
meadeorite 166
melted Jell-o shot 27
menudo 6
menudo ravioli 5
Mer-kin begsign 4
Mer-kin breastplate 4
Mer-kin bunwig 1
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin hookspear 8
Mer-kin prayerbeads 10
Mer-kin roundshield 8
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 9
Mer-kin takebag 3
mesh cap 769
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 1
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Microplushie: Otakulone 1
Microplushie: Raverdrine 1
Microplushie: Sororitrate 1
mid-level medieval mead 7
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 1,986
midriff scrubs 4
mind flayer corpse 165
mineapple 2
miner's helmet 20
miner's pants 14
mini-martini 30
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature goose mask 1
miniature pruning shears 1
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
Misty Cape 25
Misty Cloak 81
Misty Robe 279
mixed wildflower greens 8
Mohawk wig 283
Mohobo 1
mole molé 6
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 75
moonberry wine cooler 135
moose chocolate 1
moreltini 5
morning dew 1
Morphan 2
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 148
muddy pirate hat 1
mulled berry wine 1
mulled hobo wine 5
mullet wig 17
multi-level marzipan 7
murderbot plasma rifle 6
Murderer's Punch 21
mushroom whiskey 1
Mysterious Island iced tea 2
nailswurst 5
nanite-infested candy cane 17
nanite-infested eggnog 2
Necrotelicomnicon 3
Neuromancer 3
neverending wallet chain 760
New Zealand iced tea 1
ninja hot pants 172
ninja mop 26
non-Euclidean non-accordion 7
noticeable pumps 780
nutty organic salad 1
obsidian nutcracker 13
ocarina of space 109
ocean motion 5
oil cap 2
oil lamp 4
oil shell 9
oil slacks 3
oily mushroom wine 1
ojo de pez burrito 2
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
olive 1,362
olive lo mein 1
opera mask 1
orange 538
orange peel hat 7
orange popsicle 2
Orangemageddon wine cooler 3
orc wrist 276
Orcish baseball cap 13
Orcish cargo shorts 20
Orcish frat-paddle 23
orcish stud-finder 5
out-of-tune biwa 7
outlaw bandana 5
oven mitts 49
overcookie 105
overpriced "imported" beer 17
oversized pipe 2,490
oversized pizza cutter 461
oversized skullcap 93
oyster basket 3
P.B.L.T. 18
pail 54
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 3
paint palette 3
painting of a glass of wine 29
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 6
pants of the Slug Lord 1
papaya 83
papaya sling 23
papaya slung 27
papaya taco 15
parisian cathouse 1
party beer bomb 81
party hat 1
pasta spoon 211
pat of butter 111
PB&J with the crusts cut off 2,022
peace accordion 5
peach 17
pear 19
penguin focaccia bread 3
pentagram bandana 839
pentatonic accordion 1
perfect dark and stormy 23
perfect negroni 3
perfect old-fashioned 1
perforated battle paddle 367
perfume-soaked bandana 11
perpendicular hula 8
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
pestopiary 324
pet anemone 1
petit fortran 1
pewter claymore 2
Phil Collins 2
philosopher's scone 71
Phlegethon 1
pickled egg 30
piece of wedding cake 13
pigeon egg 165
pillow shell 3
Pine-Fresh air freshener 90
pineapple slab 18
pink slime 688
pitchfork 81
Plague of Locusts 1
plain bagel 98
plain old beer 32
plain pizza 16
plain snowcone 438
plastic guitar 30
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 4
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 10
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 8
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 1
plum 177
plum wine 3
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 26
pointed stick 162
pointy mushroom 18
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
poncho de azucar 1
ponytail clip 843
pool cue 358
popular tart 27
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 8
poutine 535
powdered donut 37
powdered powdered sugar 7
powdered wig 8
pr0n cocktail 17
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 4
premium malt liquor 223
primitive alien salad 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
Professor What T-Shirt 17
prussian cathouse 3
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
pump-up high-tops 1
pumpkin beer 9
pumpkin pie 1
punch-drunk punch 72
punk rock jacket 144
purple corpsel 1
purple pixel pie 1
pygmy nose-bone 63
pygmy spear 27
queen cookie 1
R'lyeh 22
rabbit punch 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
raffle prize box 1
ram stick 32
Ram's Face Lager 164
raspberry 1
rat appendix kabob 23
ratty knitted cap 822
rave whistle 88
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 199
raw bread 114
raw cranberry sauce 128
raw gravy 123
raw green beans 133
raw mincemeat 116
raw potato 122
raw stuffing 107
raw sweet potato 138
raw turkey 102
red ale 1
red badge 172
red book 207
red coat 166
red drunki-bear 14
red masque 5
red red wine 792
red rum 774
red shirt 169
red shoe 3
red silk skirt 115
red traffic cone 1
red velvet cake 84
Red X Shield 195
red-and-green sweater 2
red-headed corpse 2
red-hot boilermaker 121
red-hot sausage fork 9
redrum 11
remaindered axe 85
reverse Tantalus 2
rice bowl 19
ridiculously huge sword 153
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 7
ring of aggravate monster 77
ring of Detect Boring Doors 180
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
roasted duck 48
roasted marshmallow 4
rockin' wagon 23
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rodeo whiskey 42
Rompedores de Fantasmas 61
rotting beefsteak 17
round green sunglasses 3
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 142
rubber ribcage 10
rum and cola 29
runny fermented egg 3
rusty compass 4
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 2
sabre teeth 137
Sacramento wine 152
safarrri hat 15
salacious crumbs 1,757
salacious screwdiver 1
salinated mint julep 34
salt plum 38
salty dog 52
salty slug 1
sand dollar 10
sangria 9
Sangria de Menthe 1
Satan hat 1
Saturday Night Special 2
saucepan 328
sausage pizza 13
sausage without a cause 25
savoy truffle 66
scorpion whip 312
screwdiver 2
screwing pooch 254
sea avocado 695
sea blueberry 30
sea broccoli 17
sea carrot 664
sea cauliflower 23
sea cowboy hat 1
sea cucumber 686
sea mantle 1
sea persimmon 15
sea salt scrubs 5
sea shawl 1
seal-clubbing club 267
seal-skull helmet 285
sealhide cloak 1
seared dino steak 1
security flashlight 88
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
sewage-clogged pistol 4
sewer snake 74
sewer turtle 3
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
sharpened spoon 1
shellacked shell 2
shining star cap 1
shiny butcherknife 8
shiny ring 388
shiny tribal beads 57
shocked shell 10
shoe ad T-shirt 828
shot of blackberry schnapps 23
shot of grapefruit schnapps 50
shot of mescal 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 5
shot of orange schnapps 45
shot of peach schnapps 17
shot of pear schnapps 41
shot of rotgut 22
shot of tomato schnapps 31
shroomtini 1
Simepore slime 2
Sinful Desires 2
single swig of vodka 2
Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 104
skeleton bone 4,185
skeleton quiche 2
skewered cat appendix 18
slick fish meat 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 51
slimy sweetbreads 78
slingshot 106
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 8
slug of rum 17
slug of shochu 18
slug of vodka 18
smelted roe 281
smirking shrunken head 689
smoker's cloak 17
SMOOCH soda 381
smooth velvet bra 15
snake shield 1
snakebite 1
snapdragon pistil 4
snorkel 15
snowboarder pants 188
snowpack 1
soap knife 163
sock garters 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 11
Sogg-Os 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid gold pegleg 9
sommelier's towel 22
space chowder 124
space port 1
Space Tourist Phaser 80
space wine 264
spaghetti cult mask 14
spaghetti cult rosary 10
spaghetti with ghost balls 1
Spam Witch sammich 128
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spearfish fishing spear 146
spectral pickle 4
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
sphygmomanometer 129
spiced rum 4
spiked femur 8
splendid martini 472
sponge cake 1
spooky eggnog 3
spooky hi mein 13
spooky mushroom 26
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky stick 423
Spooky Surprise Egg 37
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 9
stale baguette 390
stalk of asparagus 209
stealth bomber 1
steel drivin' hammer 3
stepmom's booze 2
stinky mushroom 17
stolen accordion 245
stolen necklace 32
straw hat 3
strawberry 662
strawberry pie 6
strawberry popsicle 2
strawberry wine 35
Straypler 1
Strikes Again Bigmouth 2
string of moist beads 18
stuffed shoulder parrot 39
stuffed spooky mushroom 11
stunt nuts 1,261
sturdy cane 123
stylish swimsuit 108
succulent marrow 1,274
Suffering Sinner 1
Supernova Champagne 118
supportive bra 321
surgical apron 129
surgical mask 172
surprisingly capacious handbag 778
swashbuckling pants 43
sweet ninja sword 11
sweet party mix 4
sweet roll Alabama 94
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 2
t8r tots 35
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 6
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 2
tainted milk 28
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
tangarita 1
tankard of ale 12
tap shoes 55
tarnished tastevin 32
tasty tart 2
tempura avocado 1
tempura radish 3
teqiwila slammer 4
tequila with training wheels 8
Tequiz Navidad 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Emperor's new shirt 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lot's engagement ring 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) 1
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 13
third-hand nunchaku 9
thistle wine 32
three-legged pants 94
throbbing organ pie 1
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette 72
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 19
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 2
Thwaitgold chigger statuette 10
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 26
Thwaitgold metabug statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 32
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 23
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 56
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 2
Thwaitgold slug statuette 5
Thwaitgold termite statuette 19
thyme jelly donut 1
Tiger-lily's milk 17
tin of submardines 106
tinsel orb 1
tiny bowler 294
tiny glowing red nose 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 6
tiny plastic angry bugbear 7
tiny plastic anime smiley 7
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 5
tiny plastic astronomer 12
tiny plastic Axe Wound 9
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic beanbat 15
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 3
tiny plastic Black Knight 10
tiny plastic blooper 13
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 5
tiny plastic Boss Bat 6
tiny plastic brainsweeper 9
tiny plastic briefcase bat 15
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 3
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 9
tiny plastic demoninja 8
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 11
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic Felonia 5
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 14
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 15
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 7
tiny plastic fruit golem 5
tiny plastic G Imp 9
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 9
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 8
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 9
tiny plastic golden gundam 652
tiny plastic goth giant 12
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hellion 15
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 7
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 6
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 10
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 10
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 12
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 13
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 7
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 15
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 11
tiny plastic scary clown 9
tiny plastic senile lihc 5
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 11
tiny plastic Spam Witch 8
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 4
tiny plastic spooky vampire 6
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 19
tiny plastic taco cat 11
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 4
tiny plastic The Man 9
tiny plastic topiary golem 5
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 7
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 9
tiny plastic warwelf 9
tiny plastic whitesnake 10
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 8
tiny plastic zmobie 8
tip jar 28
titanium assault umbrella 5
toast 417
toast with spooky jelly 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
tofu casserole 27
tofu stir-fry 1
tofurkey gravy 35
tofurkey leg 34
tofurkey nugget 1
tomato 384
tomato daiquiri 22
tommy gun 115
tortoboggan 3
toy accordion 104
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 9
troll britches 32
Trollhouse cookies 131
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
Tuesday's ruby 13
turtle totem 320
turtle wax shield 3
twice-haunted screwdriver 16
two meat muck 6
two-handed depthsword 1
ultrafondue 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
uncooked chorizo 59
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unflavored wine cooler 260
unfortunate dumplings 23
unidentified drink 1
unidentified jerky 1,146
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 1
unnamed cocktail 316
unquiet spirits 1
unrequired jacket 108
urinal cake 11
used beer 2
vampire chowder 25
vampire collar 79
very fancy whiskey 1
very hot lunch 154
viking helmet 319
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 63
vintage smart drink 5
vodka and cranberry 37
vodka barracuda 2
vodka gibson 5
vodka martini 55
Vodka Matryoshka 2
vodka stratocaster 1
vorpal blade 64
VYKEA hex key 17
VYKEA mead 6
VYKEA meatballs 6
waders 6
Waifuton 3
war tongs 1
warbear drone codes 3
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear gyro 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warm mushroom 7
wasabi-infused sake 38
weird gazelle steak 30
Wet Russian 3
wet stew 1
whalebone corset 100
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 64
whatsit-covered turtle shell 5
whiskey and cola 17
whiskey and soda 28
whiskey bittersweet 5
whiskey in a broken glass 2
whiskey sour 27
white Canadian 6
white chocolate and tomato pizza 20
white chocolate chip brownies 2
white chocolate chip cookies 21
white chocolate chips 68
White Citadel burger 16
White Citadel fries 11
white collar 6
white hat hacker T-shirt 2
white lightning 166
white rice 4
white satin pants 5
white satin shield 12
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 22
white Xanadian 13
whole turkey leg 94
Whoompa Fur Pants 2
wicker shield 1,064
wine spritzer 9
witch's bread 1
witty rapier 16
wolf mask 72
wolfskull mask 1
wonderwall shield 29
wooden axe 101
wooden stakes 2
wool hat 1
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 6
world's smallest violin 77
worn tophat 58
Wullabye 1
yak anorak 1
Ye Olde Meade 429
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
yellow brick road 25
yellow candygram 1
yellow drunki-bear 20
yule gruel 9
Ze™ goggles 97
Zim Merman's guitar 16
zombie 89
zombie mariachi hat 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1