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Display Case for mwahaha (#550648)
This player is ranked #42 for Most Total Items with a total of 3,843,777 items.
This player is ranked #655 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,428 items.

This player is a member of the clan Order of the Frozen Chew.

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mwahaha (#550648)
This player has 1,428 unique items and 3,843,777 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 3,584
"Humorous" T-shirt 8
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 185
25-meat staff 2
30669 scroll 890
33398 scroll 413
334 scroll 284
4-ball 1
4-dimensional guitar 160
64067 scroll 4
668 scroll 157
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 12
8-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 98
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 12
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 13
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 12
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 10
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 11
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 14
a cute angel 6
abominable snowcone 430
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 4
adder bladder 33
adhesive tape dolly 5
Alewife™ Ale 621
Alice's Army Alchemist 88
Alice's Army booster box 3
Alice's Army Bowman 35
Alice's Army Cleric 28
Alice's Army Coward 41
Alice's Army Dervish 7
Alice's Army Guard 78
Alice's Army Halberder 88
Alice's Army Hammerman 37
Alice's Army Horseman 41
Alice's Army Lanceman 42
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 99
Alice's Army Martyr 9
Alice's Army Ninja 98
Alice's Army Nurse 92
Alice's Army Page 87
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 96
Alice's Army Sniper 8
Alice's Army Spearsman 83
Alice's Army Swordsman 85
Alice's Army Wallman 98
all-purpose cleaner 34
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 8
ammonite fossil 85
amulet of extreme plot significance 594
Amulet of Yendor 317
ancient frozen dinner 50
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 29
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,896
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
anticheese 34
antique greaves 195
antique hand mirror 2
antique helmet 213
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique shield 215
antique spear 194
Apathargic Bandersnatch 2
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 19
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
ASCII shirt 4
asparagus knife 273
aspirin 29
asshat 1
astral mushroom 15
astronaut pants 176
Atomic Comic 11
awful poetry journal 3,052
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 13
bad penguin egg 3
badass belt 1
Bag o' Tricks 2
bag of airline peanuts 320
bag of GORF 462
bag of GORP 448
bag of lard 6
bag of QWOP 459
balaclava baklava 30
ball 33
ball-in-a-cup 3
ballroom blintz 3
banana 205
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 900
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 306
banjo strings 1
bar skin 256
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barrrnacle 17
barskin hat 1
baseball 3
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 9,909
bat wing 6,000
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 49
batgut 85,142
battered Crimbo Crate 1,000
beach glass bead 21
beanbag chair 2
beautiful soup 2
beefy fish meat 14
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 32
beer goggles 80
beer helmet 2
beer lens 34
beertini 83
begpwnia 62
bejeweled cufflinks 2
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite fossil 102
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 7
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 7
BGE merchandise order form 133
BGE pocket calendar 45
BGE shotglass 20
BGE temporary tattoo 20
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
big bass drum 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 15
big stirring stick 1
bilge wine 22
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 131
bit of clingfilm 7
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 40
black cherry soda 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 6
Black No. 2 7
black pension check 6
black picnic basket 6
black shield 2
black snake skin 4
black spot 54
black sword 1
black-and-blue light 836
blackberry 8
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blank prescription sheet 36
Blatantly Canadian 42
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 247
bloody beer 146
bloody clown pants 18
bloody mary 144
blue pixel 74
blue pixel potion 46
blue plasma ball 884
blue raspberry troll doll 2
blue snowcone 527
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
bone chips 104
booty chest charrrm 9
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
borg sock monkey 1
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of Blank-Out 523
bottle of bubbles 210
bottle of gin 901
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 68
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 20
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of rum 36,124
bottle of tequila 2,220
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 7
bottle of vodka 33,200
bottle of whiskey 18,373
bottled green pixie 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1,559
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of oriole's nest soup 1
box 4,300
boxed wine 654
boxing glove 34
brainy skull 1,399
brick 324
BRICKO brick 176,151
BRICKO eye brick 10,064
briefcase 1
brine 1,221
broken skull 1,373
broken sword 152
bronze breastplate 13
brown sugar cane 5
bubblewrap ore 1
bubbling tempura batter 405
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 33
buckyball 11
bugbear beanie 112
bugbear bungguard 1,094
Bulky Buddy Box 7
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 143
bunch of bananas 10
bunch of square grapes 60
bungle in the jungle 12
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cactus fruit 1
calm attention-deficit demon 1
Camp Scout backpack 4
Camp Scout pup tent 468
can of Binarrrca 131
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 28
can of fake snow 1
can of Rain-Doh 5
can of Red Minotaur 150
can of spinach 14
can of sterno 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 346
candied yams 346
candy cane 210
candy cornucopia 9
candy kneecapping stick 35
candy knuckles 39
candy stake 21
canteen of wine 479
carbonated soy milk 8
carbonated water lily 5
cardboard wakizashi 4
caret 1
carob chunks 3
casino pass 6
cast 6
catgut 90
cement sandals 13
centipede eggs 2
chaos butterfly 4,422
charged magnet 2
cheap cigar butt 19
cheap elven gloves 27
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 872
chef's hat 1,000
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
children of the candy corn 11
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 2
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 669
chopsticks 55
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 2
chrome sword 6
Cinco Mayo Lager 7
cinnamon troll doll 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 18
Clan looking glass 4
Clan pool table 3
Clan shower 4
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 3
clay peace-sign bead 14
Cloaca grenade 284
Cloaca-Cola 458
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 24
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 10
Cloaca-Cola helmet 7
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 50
Cloaca-Cola shield 5
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork key 1,800
cloudy potion 1
clown hammer 311
clown shoes 8
clown skin 4
cocktail napkin 17
cocoa egg 60,000
cocoa eggshell fragment 96,792
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 1
Cold Hots candy 3
cold ninja mask 36
collection of tiny spooky objects 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 20
colored-light "necklace" 3
colorful plastic ball 10,001
Comma Chameleon egg 1
communications windchimes 3
container of Spooky Putty 2
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 5
copper ha'penny charrrm 12
cornuthaum 49
corrupted data 170
cotton candy cocoon 5
cranberries 121
crazy little Turkish delight 36
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 52
cream stout 18
creamsicle 26
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 23
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 13
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 7
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 16
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 33
CRIMBCOLOAF 43
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 212
Crimbo fudge 4
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 4
Crimbo peppermint bark 4
Crimbo pie 6
Crimbo ukulele 3
Crimbo wreath 13
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 33
Crimboween memo 253
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 5
Crown of Thrones 4
crystallized memory 31
CSA all-purpose soap 448
CSA bravery badge 478
CSA cheerfulness ration 466
CSA discount card 461
CSA obedience grenade 472
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 468
cup of primitive beer 1
curmudgel 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 7
cymbal syrup 209
Daffy Taffy 483
daisy 1
dance card 3
dandy lion cub 1
dark potion 5
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 3
dead guy's watch 13
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 31
defective skull 345
dehydrated caviar 5
delicious comfit? 1
delicious salad 1
deluxe fax machine 48
dented harmonica 94
deodorant 3
depantsing bomb 3
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 11
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 23
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
desiccated apricot 6
designer handbag 63
diamond-studded cane 6
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 4
digital underground potion 7
dill 2,805
dirty hobo gloves 530
disassembled clover 28,426
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 5,561
disco mask 8,478
disease 8
disembodied brain 2
disintegrating quill pen 11
disintegrating sheet music 2
distilled fortified wine 21
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 3,064
divine blowout 1,730
divine can of silly string 1,652
divine champagne flute 757
divine champagne popper 834
divine cracker 823
divine noisemaker 1,731
diving muff 63
DNOTC Box 4
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 86
Dogsgotnonoz pills 441
doll house 54
dollhive 797
Dolphin King's crown 3
donkey flipbook 20
dope gangsta bling-bling 4
double-barreled sling 17
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 3
draggin' ball hat 162
dragon snaps 25
Dramatic™ range 600
dried face 64
dry noodles 33,000
drywall axe 1
duck-on-a-string 12
dull fish scale 25
dungeoneer's dungarees 14
dusty Crimbo crate 1,000
dwarf bread 94
Dyspepsi grenade 99
Dyspepsi-Cola 990
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 54
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 9
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 11
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 48
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 10
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
effervescent potion 3
eggnog 204
elephant stinger 11
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 34
elven limbos gingerbread 90
elven cellocello 2
elven moonshine 106
elven socks 23
elven suicide capsule 190
elven whittling knife 7
Elvish sunglasses 3
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 12
empty meat tank 2,368
enchanted bean 220
enchanted brass knuckles 4
enchanted eyepatch 1
encoder ring 266
energy drink IV 6
ennui-flavored potato chips 623
enormous belt buckle 7
especially salty dog 13
evil golden arch 13
evil golden arches 3
evil teddy bear 39
exotic parrot egg 1
exploding hacky-sack 11
explosion-flavored chewing gum 325
extra-spicy bloody mary 9,371
eXtreme mittens 6
eXtreme scarf 3
eye of newt 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 11
eyepatch 291
f3d0r4 137
facsimile dictionary 3
fairy gravy boat 1
fairy-worn boots 5
fake blood 13
fake fake vomit 334
fake hand 229
fake plastic grass 12
fancy bath salts 9
fancy but probably evil chocolate 56
fancy chocolate 11
fancy chocolate car 50
fancy dress ball 29
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 4
fat stacks of cash 45
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 19
ferret bait 28
festive holiday hat 16
fetid feather 27
filthy corduroys 25
filthy knitted dread sack 14
filthy pestle 6
filthy poultice 28
fire 157
fire poi 4
fish-liver oil 28
fizzy potion 3
flaming crutch 42
flaming feather 30
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 153
flat dough 1,189
flavored foot massage oil 836
flirtatious feather 12
floaty inverse geode 9
floaty pebbles 13
floaty rock 1
floaty sand 2,872
floaty stone sphere 5
flytrap pellet 543
foam dart 858
foam noodle 4
foolscap fool's cap 7
foon 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
fortune cookie 18
fossilized baboon skull 2
fossilized bat skull 4
fossilized limb 10
fossilized serpent skull 4
fossilized spike 12
fossilized spine 2
fossilized torso 16
fossilized wing 7
fossilized wyrm skull 2
Frat Army FGF 10
frightful feather 29
frigid fudgepuck 618
frigid hankyū 17
frigid mote 4
frigid ninja stars 249
frilly shirt 56
frilly skirt 1,073
frozen feather 32
frozen Mob Penguin 6
frozen nunchaku 49
fruit basket 12
fruit bowl 4
fruitcake 189
fudge bunny 11
fudge cube 10
fudge lily 8
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 5
fudgecule 188,356
fudgecycle 9
funky dried mushroom 6
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 1
Game Grid ticket 4,073
ganger bandana 5
gas balloon 10
gauze garter 5
ghost cucumber 2,674
ghost pickle on a stick 323
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 29
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant pinky ring 1
gift-a-pult 9
gingerbread bugbear 181
gingerbread horror 13
gingerbread house 18
gingerbread mutant bugbear 25
glass gnoll eye 6
glass of baboon milk 1
glass of goat's milk 434
glistening fish meat 17
glob of green slime 545
globe of Deep Sauce 154
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 12
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 9
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 30
glowing esca 32
glowing frisbee 10
glowing red eye 200
gnatwing 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 72
gnoll lips 1,141
gnoll teeth 1,133
Gnollish flyswatter 1,107
Gnollish pie server 1,076
Gnollish pie tin 1,503
Gnollish plunger 1,086
Gnollish slotted spoon 1,041
Gnollish toolbox 1
Go-Wassail 210
goat beard 164
goat cheese 999
gob of wet hair 9
golden ring 241
golden twig 1
googly eye 2
gr8ps 19
grape troll doll 3
grave robbing shovel 1
gray bow tie 18
Greatest American Pants 3
green candy heart 253
green gummi ingot 1,459
green pixel 1,996
green pixel potion 4
gremlin juice 12
gremlin mutagen 1
grouchy restless spirit 4
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 23
grumpy old man charrrm 9
guano coffee cup 1
guard turtle collar 9
guard turtle shell 25
gummi bowtie 2
Gummi-DNA 111
Gummy Brains 1
gyroscope 9
haiku katana 2
hair of the fish 20
hair spray 13
half-baked potion 19
half-orchid 50
half-sized guitar 64
halibut 37
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of numbers 11
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of pine needles 2
handful of sand 11
handful of sawdust 42
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 78
happiness 1
heavy D 3,734
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
helmet turtle 7,891
hemp string 53
henna face paint 1
henna tattoo 254
herbal stuffing 322
herringcello 5
hibernating robot reindeer 6
hill of beans 999
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
Hippy Army MPE 60
hippy bongo 15
hippy herbal tea 11
holiday log 102
Hollandaise helmet 4,281
homoerotic frat-paddle 5
honey-dipped locust 3
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot buttered roll 1
hot date 1
hot katana blade 9
hot wad 756
hovering sombrero 1
huge spoon 8
hypodermic needle 1
ice pick 2
ice-cold fotie 63
icy katana hilt 44
icy-hot katana 1
iGoogly 135
imitation crab crate 5
immense cyborg hand 27
incredibly creepy marionette 16
infant sandworm 3
infernal insoles 6
inflatable duck 4
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 32
ink bladder 601
inkwell 2
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 3,000
intriguing puzzle box 9
irate sombrero 99
iron pasta spoon 43
irradiated candy cane 25
ivory cue ball 1
Jack-in-the-box 197
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of swamp gas 1,108
jawbruiser 61
jazz soap 344
jerky coins 168
jingle bell 1
joybuzzer 303
Juju Mojo Mask 4
jumbo olive 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
ketchup hound 2
killer rag doll 22
killing feather 282
kite 29
kneecapping stick 133
knob bugle 156
Knob Goblin elite helm 1,090
Knob Goblin elite pants 1,091
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1,108
Knob Goblin elite shirt 58
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 563
Knob Goblin harem pants 6
Knob Goblin harem veil 5
Knob Goblin love potion 67
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 19
Knob Goblin pants 784
Knob Goblin perfume 11
Knob Goblin scimitar 559
Knob Goblin seltzer 684
Knob Goblin spatula 307,532
Knob Goblin steroids 65
Knob Goblin superseltzer 46
Knob Goblin tongs 975
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 196
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 3
Knob mushroom 145,838
Knob sausage 260,000
Knoll mushroom 15,000
knuckle sandwich 472
kumquartz 295
large box 153
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2,892
Lars the Cyberian 17
laser-broiled pear 70
lavender candy heart 283
leather bookmark 1
leather mask 4
lemon 8
lemon meringue pie 3
length of string 1
leotarrrd 1
lesser grodulated violet 49
Libram of BRICKOs 31
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Divine Favors 2
Libram of Love Songs 4
Libram of Resolutions 6
licorice garrote 23
licorice root 124
lihc eye 1
lihc face 1
lime 1
line 63
linoleum crossbow 2
linoleum helmet turtle 2
linoleum ore 1
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 2
lion oil 108
little box of fireworks 2
live lobster 2,635
live wire 19
llama lama cria 3
Loathing Legion knife 6
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
lollipop cufflinks 5
lollipop stick 6,479
long skinny balloon 85
loose teeth 515
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
los chinos 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 861
lovecat tail 8
lowercase N 35,000
Lucky Surprise Egg 5,500
lump of coal 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 13
macaroni duck 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 22
Mad Train wine 852
mafia aria 161
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 57
magical ice cube with a fly in it 316
magicalness-in-a-can 163
magilaser blastercannon 653
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 198
maiden wig 1,093
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 5
Manetwich 22
maple syrup 2
mariachi G-string 169
mariachi hat 4,183
mariachi pants 4,033
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 11
marshmallow 1,844
marzipan skull 569
Mayflower bouquet 1
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 1
meat from yesterday 11
meat paste 57,379
meat stack 110
meat vortex 412
meatsmithing guide 3
megatofu 12
Meleegra™ pills 210
melted Jell-o shot 490
Mer-kin foodbucket 330
Mer-kin healscroll 28
Mer-kin hidepaint 10
Mer-kin hookspear 36
Mer-kin pinkslip 17
Mer-kin prayerbeads 4
Mer-kin pressureglobe 503
Mer-kin sneakmask 3
Mer-kin takebag 4
Mer-kin thingpouch 519
mesh cap 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 21
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 3,501
milk of magnesium 1,000
milky potion 1
mime soul fragment 57
mind flayer corpse 89
miner's helmet 7
miner's pants 5
miniature antlers 11
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
Miniborg beeper 6
Miniborg hiveminder 5
Miniborg laser 6
Miniborg stomper 6
Miniborg strangler 6
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 10
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 4
missing wine 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 140
Mohawk wig 4
molotov cocktail cocktail 9
monomolecular yo-yo 2
Monstar energy beverage 490
mood ring 220
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 4
mother's little helper 1
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 26
moveable feast 3
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 907
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 241
Mt. Noob Pale Ale 1
mulled cider 597
mullet wig 4
mummy costume 50
munchies pill 4
murky potion 3
My Own Pen Pal kit 7
mylar scout drone 9
mysterious chest 7
nanite-infested candy cane 60
nanite-infested eggnog 26
nanite-infested fruitcake 23
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 18
Nardz energy beverage 22
natural fennel soda 7
naughty origami kit 2
necklace chain 1
night-vision goggles 22
ninja hot pants 7
ninja mop 13
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
nothing-in-the-box 1,000
NPZR chemistry set 178
nurse's hat 14
obnoxious riddle 10
ocarina of space 309
octopus's spade 23
Oil of Parrrlay 19
old coin purse 4
old sweatpants 900
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 77
Olympic-sized Clan crate 5
oozenog 34
Operation Patriot Shield 4
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 285
orange snowcone 120
Orcish baseball cap 4
Orcish cargo shorts 3
Orcish meat locker 4
organ grinder 4
original G 42,000
oriole-feather headdress 5
oven mitts 48,998
overcookie 124,319
oversized fish scaler 27
oversized pizza cutter 566
pack of pogs 387
packet of mayfly bait 3
PADL Phone 3
pail 33
pair of bolt cutters 47
pair of ragged claws 5
palm frond 1
panicked kernel 9
pants of the Slug Lord 1
papaya 141
papaya taco 12
paperclip 4,586
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
parasitic claw 3
parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 11
passable elf mask 63
pasta spoon 8,177
patchouli incense stick 72
patchouli oil bomb 7
patent leather shoes 26
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 85
pear tart 2
pearidot 292
penguin focaccia bread 168
penguin thesaurus 16
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 758
personal massager 899
personalized coffee mug 836
pet rock 25
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 315
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 314
petrified time 1
petrified wood 891
phat turquoise bead 14
philosopher's scone 10
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 33
phonics down 2,706
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1,928
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 1,194
piece of wedding cake 34
pile of dusty animal bones 14,000
pile of jumping beans 1,508
pile of loose snow 42
pine tar 27
Pine-Fresh air freshener 3,938
pink candy heart 275
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pitchfork 100
plastic Crimbo reindeer 11
plastic guitar 106
plot hole 4,322
pocket theremin 14
pocketwatch on a chain 37
poison pen 37
poisonous caviar 5
Polka Pop 1,155
polka-dot bow tie 4
polyalloy shield 25
pool cue 1
portable corkscrew 11
portable photocopier 483
possessed tomato 18
possessed top 32
poultrygeist 1
powdered donut 39
powdered wig 11
prehistoric spear 71
pretty flower 44
prismatic wad 9
probability potion 2,024
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psycho sweater 16
pulsing flesh 94
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quantum taco 1,001
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 6
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 50
radium-flavored potato chips 536
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scented massage oil 8
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 7
Schrödinger's thermos 1,008
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scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 1,317
scroll of pasta summoning 5
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Senior Mints 2
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sk8board 4
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skewer 2,829
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Skullhead's Screw 5
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Snow Queen Crown 1
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Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 12
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 4
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spaghetti cult rosary 5
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
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spandex anniversary shorts 1
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spectral pickle 1,170
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spices 30,000
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spooky stick 576
spooky stuffing 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 3,000
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spork 4
spray paint 9
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square CRIMBCOOKIE 20
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stalk of asparagus 458
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star 1
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star sword 2
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stick of "gum" 1
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stick-on-a-string 37
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stolen office supplies 459
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strawberyl 287
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strongness elixir 348
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stuffed doppelshifter 388
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stuffing 2
sturdy Crimbo crate 1,460
sucker bucket 1
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sucker scaffold 413
sucker tachi 1
super salad 1
super-spiky hair gel 1,199
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Swabbie™ swab 27
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sweet ninja sword 5
swirly potion 5
t8r tots 168
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 25
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tassel 20
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tenderizing hammer 5
tequila grenade 6
The Art of Slapfighting 15
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 18
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thin black candle 5,354
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Tickle-Me Emilio 1
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time helmet 3
time sleigh 1
time sword 3
time trousers 2
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tin star 8
tiny bottle of absinthe 296
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tiny plastic Don Crimbo 7
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tiny plastic Mob Penguin 6
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 8
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tiny plastic stocking mimic 7
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tip jar 7
tires 1,554
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tofurkey leg 307
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 32
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top 17
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Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 1,009
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Tropical Crimbo Sword 8
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Tuesday's ruby 1
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twitching claw 83
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Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
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Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 19
Uncle Romulus 20
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Unionize The Elves sign 1
unlocked meat locker 1
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wad of dough 661,754
wad of tofu 18
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Wand of Nagamar 2
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water pipe bomb 48
water purification pills 458
water wings 3
water-polo cap 1
wet venom duct 3
wheel 10
white balloon 1
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white lightning 84
white picket fence 85
white pixel 55,000
white rice 27
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white snake skin 198
white sword 245
wholeberd 1
whoopie cushion 337
wind-up chattering teeth 352
wind-up meatcar 69
windchimes 26
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wintergreen-flavored potato chips 544
wizard action figure 2
Wolfman Nardz 595
wooden stakes 153
Workytime Tea 3
worthless knick-knack 2
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
wriggling tentacle 1
x-ray specs 297
Yakisoba's hat 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 371
yellow candy heart 259
yellow gummi ingot 1,456
yellow matter custard 1
yellow snowcone 157
yeti fur 6
yo 11
yo-yo 904
yohohoyo 5
Yummy Tummy bean 1,395
zen motorcycle 1
zombie pineal gland 2
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