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This player is ranked #433 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,063 items.

This player is a member of the clan Cool Guy Crew.

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phoenix333 (#619963)
This player has 2,063 unique items and 119,310 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 6
"DRINK ME" potion 331
"Humorous" T-shirt 9
1,970 carat gold 13
11-leaf clover 147
20-lb can of rice and beans 4
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
5-hour acrimony 3
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A muse-bouche 5
abominable snowcone 2
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 4
abstraction: thought 3
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
actual reality goggles 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Aggressive Carrot 2
agua de vida 2
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
alien drugs 3
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien hologram projector 3
alien protein powder 2
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
Ambitious Turkey 59
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
Amulet of Yendor 39
ancient medicinal herbs 5
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 2
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
anticheese 21
antimatter wad 15
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle opener 5
antique painting of a landscape 4
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 16
antique souvenir drawing 2
Argarggagarg's fang 2
asbestos thermos 6
ASCII fu manchu 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 524
astronaut ice-cream 10
astronaut pants 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 90
autumn dollar 618
autumn leaf 103
autumn years wisdom 102
autumn-spice donut 103
AutumnFest ale 91
awful poetry journal 4
baby camelCalf 2
BACON 10,967
baconstone 28
badass belt 21
bag of airline peanuts 44
bag of bones 10
bag of GORF 316
bag of GORP 352
bag of Iunion stones 2
bag of QWOP 221
bag of random words 3
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 2
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 4
Baja sopapilla 5
baked stuffing 3
ball 54
ball-in-a-cup 1
baloney rotgut 6
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 3
banana peel 6
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 20
barrel cracker 8
Barulio's bottle 1
basaltamander tongue 14
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 9
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 2
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat wing 12
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 3
Batfellow comic 20
battered Crimbo Crate 14
battery (AA) 40
battery (AAA) 614
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 7
Beach Comb Box 2
bear claw 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 9
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berries of suffering 3
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 1
bindlestocking 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
BitterSweetTarts 65
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black and white cracker 5
black candy heart 57
black mana 1
black snowcone 7
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 51
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
blue grass 6
blue mana 24
blue oyster badge 1
blue potion 10
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blue snowcone 166
blue traffic cone 1
blue tulip 11
blue-frosted astral cupcake 21
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 1
boiling broth 1
boiling hot cocoa 56
bone chips 25
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booby trap 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 6
BOOterfinger 3
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
boozebomb 1
borg sock monkey 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat britches 4
bottle of Blank-Out 5
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 16
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 32
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 198
bottle of fire 11
bottle of goofballs 6
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 30
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 88
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 2
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of sea wine 3
bottle of wine 2
bottled Vampire Vintner 2
boulder 17
Boulevardier cocktail 5
bowl full of jelly 2
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 155
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of mummy guts 2
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
box o' ghosts 2
box of bear arms 1
box of hammers 1
box of sunshine 28
boxed autumn-aton 2
boxed champagne 29
Boxing Day care package 2
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brass gear 404
bread pie 11
bread roll 1
breakfast mess 168
breakfast miracle 2
breath mint 327
brick 129
BRICKO brick 63
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO stud 4
brine 3
broken BRICKO brick 2
bronze polish 4
BROS Energy Drink 105
brown felt tophat 42
browser cookie 5
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
buñuelos Jaliscos 7
BUBBLE GUM 3
bubble-wrap simulator 5
bubblin' chemistry solution 4
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 2
bucket of honey 27
buckyball 5
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear purification pill 389
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 1
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of sea grapes 4
bungle in the jungle 5
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 3
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cabooze 4
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 308
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 2
can of Drooling Monk 2
can of fake snow 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 3
can of mixed everything 1
can of sardines 95
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 36
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 6
candied nuts 5
candied sweet potatoes 6
candied yams 49
candy cane 45
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 1
candy dress shoes 173
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 2
candy mountain oyster 1
candy necktie 51
candy stake 3
captured boozles 3
carnivorous potted plant 1
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carrot cake 3
carrot cake precipice bar 3
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 4
carrot nose 1
carton of gaspers 4
cartoon heart 30
cashew 1
catfish whiskers 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial carrot juice 2
celestial squid ink 10
Celsius 233 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 3
charisma potion 9
Charity's choker 2
Charleston Choo-Choo 2
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 9
cheer extractor 60
cheer-o-gram 26
Cheer-Up soda 45
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
cheezburger 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
child-sized dracula cloak 2
chloroform rag 9
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate turtle totem 31
chocomotive 9
chocotini 2
Chroner 4,747
chunk of depleted Grimacite 26
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon machine oil 6,819
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
Clan Carnival Game 1
clan underground fireworks shop 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
clear Russian 17
Cloaca Cola Polar 609
cloning kit 10
clown hammer 44
club necklace 5
club of the five seasons 2
clumsiness bark 23
coal contact lenses 2
cocktail mushroom 1
cocoa of youth 4
coconut shell 336
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Cold Fang 1
cold mashed potatoes 135
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colossal free-range mushroom 1
combat lover's locket lockbox 2
Comet Pop 57
communal gobstopper 1
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium 2
compressed air canister 5
concentrated fish broth 1
confiscated cell phone 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 1
cool cat claw 1
cool hot cocoa 53
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
corked genie bottle 1
cornucopia 4
Corpse Island iced tea 9
corpse on the beach 9
corpsedriver 10
corpsetini 12
corrupted marrow 1
cosmetic football 53
costume rental shop 2
cotton candy bale 45
cotton candy cone 59
cotton candy pillow 40
cotton candy pinch 50
cotton candy plug 51
cotton candy skoshe 51
cotton candy smidgen 44
cow poker 3
Cracklin' Oat Bran 5
cranberry cylinder 6
cranberry margarita (brackish) 2
crappy brain 136
crayon shavings 2
creepy nursery rhyme 3
crident 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 246
Crimbo candle 3
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 12
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 1
Crimbo crystal shards 75
Crimbo dinner 104
Crimbo Factory surprise box 2
Crimbo food scraps 372
Crimbo fudge 375
Crimbo peppermint bark 367
Crimbo salad 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 721
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbosmopolitan 108
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimboysters Rockefeller 2
Crown of the Goblin King 20
crystal Crimbo goblet 200
crystal Crimbo platter 200
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 3
CSA all-purpose soap 247
CSA bravery badge 248
CSA cheerfulness ration 250
CSA discount card 220
CSA fire-starting kit 107
CSA obedience grenade 309
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 249
cube of ectoplasm 4
cubic zirconia 3
cuppa Cruel tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 3
cuppa Toast tea 3
cuppa Voraci tea 2
cute meteoroid 1
cyan seashell 1
cyborg doll 1
cymbal syrup 53
D roll 30
d10 12
d12 11
d20 100
d4 1
Dad's brandy 4
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 1
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 2
daily dungeon malware 2
damp bar rag 4
dangerous jerkcicle 12
deactivated mini-Trainbot 10
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deadfall branch 1
Dear Past Self Package 1
decent brain 154
deck of tropical cards 1
deed to Oliver's Place 3
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 2
defective skull 52
delicious salad 11
deluxe fax machine 1
demonic surgical gloves 3
denim jacket 18
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 5
dented spoon 130
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
designer handbag 3
designer sweatpants (new old stock) 2
detective school application 1
devil-summoning hat 2
deviled egg 55
devilish folio 2
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 8
digital key lime 1
dill 40
diluted makeup 2
dinner roll 123
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
disassembled clover 55
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco biscuit 2
disco horoscope (Cancer) 2
disconnected intergnat 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 7
disposable lighter 1
Distant Woods Getaway Brochure 2
distention pill 3
divine blowout 3
divine can of silly string 8
divine champagne flute 18
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 5
divine noisemaker 4
DIY protonic accelerator kit 1
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 2
Doc's Miracle Cure 3
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
dog ointment 2
doll house 4
dollhive 3
dorky glasses 20
dragon snaps 83
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1,105
droll monocle 4
drop of water-37 49
Drowsy Sword 16
dry cleaning receipt 56
dry noodles 973
duck-on-a-string 4
duct tape 8
dueling turtle 1
DUFRESNE Suds 51
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneering kit 8
dusty Crimbo crate 10
dwarvish war kilt 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 4
ear poison 183
easter egg balloon 15
eaves droppers 6
ectoplasm au jus 2
eerily silent box 1
eggnog 9
El Vibrato restraints 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
eldritch effluvium 28
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch oil 2
eldritch tincture 1
electric pants 2
Electric Punch 1
electrical thingamabob 5
electronic Brain Trainer game 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 31
elemental caipiroska 111
elemental sugarcube 4
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 36
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 36
elven tambourine 1
emotion chip 3
empty agua de vida bottle 219
empty lava bottle 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
encoder ring 42
ennui-flavored potato chips 15
ert grey goo ring 1
evil golden arches 1
evil teddy bear 146
exclusive club 1
executive mime flask 14
expired MRE 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 120
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extremely skinny jeans 1
Eye and a Twist 2
Fabiotion 2
facsimile dictionary 14
fake cocktail 1
fake fake vomit 44
fake hand 14
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 49
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy calligraphy pen 2
fancy canapés 7
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 175
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy party pants 1
fancy tin beer can 4
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 7
FantasyRealm membership packet 2
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 5
fat bottom quark 9
FDKOL commendation 16,514
FDKOL hotcakes 8
felt 1
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 88
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 26
filthy armor 3
finger exerciser 105
fire 32
fireball 26
firemilk 3
fishelada 11
fishy paste 2
fitness wristband 1
flaming feather 79
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming sword 2
flan del mar 8
flashing novelty button 1
flashy pirate dreadlocks 5
fleshy putty 2
flirtatious feather 103
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 39
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 2
forbidden sausage 3
fortifying hot cocoa 57
fossilized necklace 1
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 2
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 4
freightcake 6
fresh can of paint 1
Friendliness Beverage 28
frightful feather 118
frigid fudgepuck 1
Frigid Northern Beans 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 54
frozen tofu pop 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 6
fudge bunny 3
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudge lily 1
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 6
fudgesicle 1
full lava bottle 1
funky eyepatch 2
funky junk key 1
future drug: Coolscaline 19
future drug: Muscularactum 15
future drug: Smartinex 22
fuzzy dice 4
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
gallon of milk 1
gamer slurry 4
garbage juice slurpee 2
garish pinky ring 10
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas can 33
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gazely stare 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
genie's bracers 1
genie's pants 1
genie's scimitar 2
genie's turbane 1
ghost beer 11
ghost bit 6
ghost cucumber 122
Ghost Dog Chow 6
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghostly dagger 2
ghostly ectoplasm 4
giant designer sunglasses 9
giant glass of brandy 8
giant needle 334
giant safety pin 133
gilded trumpet 1
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 3
gingerbread dog treat 1
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mask 3
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread restraining order 32
gingerbread robot 4
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gingerbread wine 1
ginormous pumpkin 14
glacial clock 1
glass casserole dish 1
glass eye 1
glass of baboon milk 1
glass of herbal tequila 2
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 3
goblin water 2
God Lobster Egg 3
gold crown 25
gold star 372
gold wedding ring 2
golden fleece 1
golden gum 13
golden gun 2
golden plastic oyster egg 20
golden ring 40
good ash 3
good brain 508
gooey lava globs 19
googly eye 2
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
gourmet gourami oil 1
government cheese 2
government-issue identification badge 5
government-issued night-vision goggles 1
grain of sand 40
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog 1
grape troll doll 1
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 1
gray bow tie 1
gray seashell 2
grease trap 1
great old fashioned 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green bean casserole 8
green candy heart 2,279
Green Clover of Justice 1
green glowstick 11
green gummi ingot 64
green lava globs 2
green mana 4
green rock candy 3
green rocket 11
green seashell 1
green slime glob 9
green snowcone 223
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
green-iced sweet roll 3
grey cube 3
grey gosling 4
grilled cheese sandwich 1
grimstone mask 1
grimy lab coat 2
grinning turtle 1
groveling gravel 14
grue egg 20
guffin 1
guilty sprout 3
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 46
gummi salamander 41
gummi snake 41
gummi trilobite 1
gun cleaning kit 3
gun parts 2
guy made of bee pollen 3
Guzzlr application 2
gym membership card 49
gyroscope 1
hacked gibson 2
hair of the calf 1
hair oil 2
half-digested coal 4
half-empty carton of milk 1
hamburger 14
hamethyst 23
hamlet sandwich 173
hand of cards 2
hand-crafted candy cane 1
handful of confetti 17
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of fire 3
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 1
hard rock 3
hardboiled egg 3
haunted doghouse 1
haunted martini 1
haunted pizza 1
hawk 49
hawkface potion 6
heart necklace 8
heart of the volcano 2
heart-shaped candy whetstone 3
heart-shaped crate 1
heat-resistant gloves 5
heat-resistant necktie 1
heat-resistant sheet metal 6
heather graham cracker 1
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
herbal stuffing 52
herringcello 19
hibiscus petal 12
hideous egg 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 102
high-temperature mining mask 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
home robotics kit 6
honey-drenched ham slice 246
hopeful candle 1
hot cocoa au beurre 41
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 31
hot egg 2
hot mint schnocolate 3
hot watered rum 11
hotel minibar key 1
huge Crimbo cookie 1
huge mint leaf 7
huge pumpkin 5
human musk 1
humble pie 3
hunk of granite 17
hushed puppy 1
hustler shades 2
hyperbolic plasma focuser 2
ice harvest 63
ice house 1
ice stein 1
Iceberglar scarf 1
iced plum wine 3
icy hairspray 1
iGoogly 175
illegal firecracker 1
Illuminati earpiece 2
immense cyborg hand 6
imported taffy 2
incredibly creepy marionette 1
industrially-crushed ice 241
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 1
infrablack lipstick 2
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
Inner Strength 2
Inner Truth 3
Inner Wisdom 5
internet point 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisibility potion 15
invisible bag 1
invisible potion 2
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron torso box 3
irradiated candy cane 4
irresistibility potion 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
Jack-in-the-box 13
janitor's mop 4
January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 3
jar full of wind 20
jar of anniversary jam 2
java cookie 1
jawbruiser 6
jazz soap 54
jazzy cigarette holder 1
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 2
Jocko Homo's head 1
joybuzzer 45
juggling ball 12
jumbo olive 8
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
karma shawarma 11
kelp 5
kerosene-soaked skip 1
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 2
killing feather 51
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 93
kitten burglar 3
kiwi 472
kiwi beak 2
knight cookie 1
Kokomo Resort Pass 1
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1
Kramco Industries packing carton 2
Kudzu slaw 5
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 14
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 5
lab-grown meat 2
large tankard of ale 3
laser-broiled pear 12
latte lovers club card 2
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
lava-proof pants 5
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 1
lavender candy heart 2,353
LCD game: Burger Belt 9
LCD game: Food Eater 12
LCD game: Garbage River 14
leather glove 4
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers sandwich 68
Leonard's glasses 5
Let Me Be! 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 3
li'l orphan tot 1
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher 1
License To Kill 11
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 1
lime supersucker 2
limp broccoli 4
liquid bread 2
liquid ice 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 25
little box of fireworks 1
little paper umbrella 339
little red .epub file 1
little red book 1
live wire 1
liver and let pie 1
locked mumming trunk 3
lodestone 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 3
Lolsipop 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 17
lost elf luggage 2,685
lost key 3
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 6
love song of naughty innuendo 6
love song of sugary cuteness 3
lucky cat's paw 3
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbit's foot 2
lucky rabbitfish fin 1
lucky-ish pill 1
lump of Brituminous coal 1
lump of goofball ore 2
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 1
lunar isotope 14
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
mafia filofax 3
mafia organizer badge 1
magenta seashell 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 49
magical ice cubes 293
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
makeshift cape 11
Mansquito's blood 1
Manual of Lock Picking 3
Manual of Numberology 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 3
marionette 9
marionette collective 1
Marltini 1
marshmallow 2
marshmallow bomb 23
Marvin's marvelous pill 422
mashed potatoes 4
Maxing, Relaxing 1
MayDay™ contract 3
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 25
meadeorite 1
meatball 56
megacopia 1
meme generator 1
memory of a G 1
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scroll of pasta summoning 7
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Scuba Snack 4
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