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Display Case for Hairshirt (#998576)
This player is ranked #136 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,003 items.

This player is a member of the clan Pumpkin's Patch.

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Hairshirt (#998576)
This player has 4,003 unique items and 110,242 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 47
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 71
"meat" stick 52
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 46
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 15
1952 Mickey Mantle card 19
2-ball 41
3-ball 45
37x37x37 puzzle cube 32
4-ball 49
4-dimensional fez 3
4-dimensional guitar 5
4:20 bomb 3
5-ball 31
6-ball 30
668 scroll 6
7-ball 29
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 223
8-billed baseball cap 7
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 3
a butt tuba 9
A Light that Never Goes Out 4
a little sump'm sump'm 49
A muse-bouche 3
abandoned candy 4
absentee voter ballot 2
abstraction: action 88
abstraction: category 61
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 4
abstraction: motion 4
abstraction: perception 72
abstraction: purpose 68
abstraction: sensation 75
abstraction: thought 81
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 62
accord ion 8
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 15
actual reality goggles 15
actual tapas 21
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 8
Adventurer bobblehead 1
adventurer clone egg 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
airblaster gun 46
airborne mutagen 7
alarm accordion 2
Alewife™ Ale 19
Alexy sauce 48
alien force field disruptor bean 4
alien source code printout 1
all-purpose cleaner 109
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 259
alphabet gum 6
alpine watercolor set 3
Ambitious Turkey 20
ammonite fossil 4
amok pudding 11
amok putter 4
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 6
ancient frozen dinner 31
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient medicinal herbs 3
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 3
ancient poisoned dart 96
Ancient Protector Soda 3
ancient protein powder 30
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient stone fist 100
ancient stone head 38
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 6
ancient vinyl coin purse 55
anemone sauce 4
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 129
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
angry inch 49
angst burger 2
animal part cracker 13
anise-flavored venom 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 47
ant hoe 1
ant pitchfork 1
anti-anti-antidote 34
anticheese 7
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 22
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 56
antique record album 1
antique shield 4
antique spear 2
Argarggagarg's fang 9
armgun 2
armored prawn 2
around the world 4
arrowgram 107
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 56
artisanal limoncello 26
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
asbestos apron 7
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 126
asbestos sword 2
asbestos thermos 6
ASCII shirt 22
asparagus knife 5
assassin's cheese knife 9
asshat 9
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
augmented-reality shades 1
autocalliope 2
awful poetry journal 190
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 2
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 34
baby oil shooter 2
backwoods screwdriver 37
BACON 849
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 5
baconstone earring 1
baconstone ring 1
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 55
badass pie 1
bag of bones 8
bag of foreign bribes 2
bag of GORF 159
bag of GORP 353
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 5
bag of park garbage 101
bag of pygmy blood 59
bag of QWOP 24
bag of random words 1
bag of W&Ws 131
baggie of powdered sugar 4
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
baked stuffing 1
balaclava 5
balaclava baklava 6
ball 3
ballast turtle 4
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 7
balloon sword 4
ballroom blintz 30
baloney rotgut 3
balsa plank 212
banana 116
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 134
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
bar skin 56
baritone accordion 1
bark rootbeer 3
barnacled barrel 13
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 79
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 5
barrel beryl 7
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 102
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 108
barrel-aged martini 104
barrrnacle 101
Barulio's bottle 2
baseball 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 18
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic martini 2
basic meat kilt 1
bat guano 128
bat haggis 1
bat wing 323
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 2
batblade 4
batgut 226
bath ball gift set 12
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 8
battery-powered drill 2
battoo kit 1
bazookafish bubble gum 26
Beach Buck 281
beach glass bead 23
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 117
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 7
beard incense 7
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful rainbow 2
beaver spear 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 4
beefy pill 3
beer bomb 23
beer bong 1
beer helmet 191
beer lens 18
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 9
beertini 3
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beholed bedsheet 2
Beignet Milgranet 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 115
belemnite fossil 2
bellhop bell 11
bellhop's hat 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 10
BGE temporary tattoo 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 15
big boom 6
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 2
big tun 142
bilge wine 13
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 10
birdbone corset 2
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 42
bit-o-cactus 6
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 3
BitterSweetTarts 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 2
black and white cracker 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 2
black brandy 1
black cherry soda 3
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 53
black eyedrops 9
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 8
black gold 8
black helmet 6
black kettle drum 32
black label 41
black magic powder 1
black mana 19
Black No. 2 78
black pension check 47
black picnic basket 40
black pixel 48
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 3
black snake skin 60
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 294
blackberry 71
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 11
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 4
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed capsule toy 3
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 240
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 193
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
blood and blood 15
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 2
blowdart 1
blue class ring 72
blue grass 12
blue mana 27
blue oyster badge 1
blue pixel 291
blue plasma ball 304
blue plastic baby 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue tulip 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
blueberry-frosted king cake 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
bomb of unknown origin 41
bone abacus 28
bone chips 146
bone flute 17
bone rattle 9
Bonerdagon necklace 2
bonsai tree 1
book of matches 67
BOOterfinger 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 2
booty chest charrrm 9
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 3
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 3
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 2
Boss Drops 7
bottle of alcohol 66
bottle of Amontillado 130
bottle of anís 2
bottle of bubbles 11
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of clam juice 2
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of Crème de Fugu 2
bottle of Definit 5
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of Evermore 8
bottle of gin 2
bottle of goofballs 62
bottle of gregnadigne 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 247
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 56
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 2
bottle of novelty hot sauce 4
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 3
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 7
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 8
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 4
bottle of wine 12
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled swamp gas 20
boulder 29
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 102
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 3
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mummy guts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 23
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 2
box 2
box of Dweebs 179
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of Gratitude chocolates 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 26
box of sunshine 2
boxcar turtle 6
boxed wine 2
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 3
brains casserole 1
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 4
bread mold 30
bread roll 1
breadchucks 9
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 121
breakfast miracle 3
breath mint 7
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 19
brick of sand 2
BRICKO brick 669
BRICKO eye brick 89
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO sword 2
briefcase 229
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brigand brittle 230
brilliant oyster egg 2
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 9
broberry brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 22
broken skull 128
broken sword 11
bronze breastplate 1
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 37
BROS Energy Drink 30
brown felt tophat 16
brown paper bag mask 29
brown paper pants 3
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 4
brown sugar cane 26
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
BUBBLE GUM 3
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 17
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 1,380
bubbling tempura batter 3
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 2
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 6
buffalo blade 1
buffalo dime 18
buffed alien drugs 7
bugbear beanie 12
bugbear bungguard 28
bugbear detector 2
bugbear purification pill 12
Bugbearclaw Donut 4
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
Bulky Buddy Box 9
bullet-proof corduroys 169
bum cheek 26
bunch of square grapes 8
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 124
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 3
BURT 382
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 2
butterfly knife 42
buzzard feather 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 127
calavera concertina 1
Camp Scout pup tent 50
can of Adultwitch™ 3
can of Binarrrca 8
can of black paint 10
can of cherry-flavored sterno 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 2
can of fake snow 1
can of Red Minotaur 6
can of sardines 26
can of spinach 12
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 3
Can-Can skirt 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 14
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 13
candied nuts 4
candied pecan 1
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 15
candy brain 11
candy cane 122
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 11
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 2
candy knuckles 3
candy mountain oyster 2
candy skeleton 14
candy stake 8
candy stick 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 8
canopic jar 282
canteen of wine 36
cap gun 47
capacitor relay 3
Caramel 1
carbonated soy milk 179
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 19
cardboard wakizashi 3
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 3
carob chunk noodles 51
carob chunks 17
Carpathian longsword 2
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 8
carrot nose 8
carton of snake milk 116
cartoon heart 1
cashew 15
casino pass 5
cat appendix 66
catfish whiskers 17
catgut 133
catgut taco 3
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 2
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 2
censored can label 4
centipede eggs 78
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 7
chakra-mental wine 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 6
charged magnet 1
charming flute 7
cheap Chinese beer 2
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 9
cheap plastic blowgun 3
cheap studded belt 228
cheap sunglasses 6
cheap toaster 3
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 3
cheesy eagle sauce 4
cheezburger 2
chef's hat 131
cherry 30
Cherry Cloaca Cola 9
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 2
chewable paper 69
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chicle de salchicha 5
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 4
Chinese curse words 4
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 3
chlorine crystal 16
choco-Crimbot 1
Choco-Mint patty 118
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate disco ball 7
chocolate filthy lucre 5
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 6
chocolate puppy 1
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate turtle totem 18
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 5
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 101
chrome sword 1
Chroner 980
Chroner cross 1
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
Churchill 1
cigar box turtle 5
cinnamon cannoli 3
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 2
Clara's bell 2
classy monkey 148
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 101
clingfilm slippers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 41
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 3
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 5
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 8
Cloaca-Cola helmet 5
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 4
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 2
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 10
clown skin 46
clown wig 9
clownskin harness 10
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 11
coal shovel 1
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 13
cocktail mushroom 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 19
cocoa eggshell fragment 234
coconut shell 42
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffee pixie stick 2
cog 335
Coinspiracy 230
Colander of Em-er'il 9
Cold Hots candy 122
cold mashed potatoes 34
cold ninja mask 9
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 13
cold water bottle 29
cold-filtered water 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 29
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 15
combat fan 2
comfy coffin 3
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 17
communications windchimes 207
compounded experience 12
compression stocking 8
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 6
confiscated cell phone 42
confiscated comic book 92
confiscated love note 565
confusing LED clock 141
conjured ice cream 1
consolation ribbon 1
contract enforcement stick 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cookie cookie 7
Cool Brunch Pastaco 2
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 4
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool spore pod 2
cop dollar 126
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 5
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 6
Cornbeefadon 2
corncob pipe 2
cornucopia 4
cornuthaum 13
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 5
Corpse Island iced tea 10
corpse on the beach 7
corpsebite 4
corpsedriver 7
corpsetini 9
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 2
corrupted data 9
corrupted marrow 68
cosmetic football 1
Cosmic Calorie 1,424
costume rental shop 1
costume sword 2
Cracklin' Oat Bran 9
cranberries 211
cranberry cordial 1
crappy brain 421
crappy camera 3
crate of firebombs 50
crayon shavings 84
crazy hobo notebook 7
crazy little Turkish delight 10
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
creamsicle 23
creepy doll head 4
creepy ginger ale 18
creepy nursery rhyme 1
creepy voodoo doll 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 42
CRIMBCO wine 13
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbo candied pecan 64
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Credit 153
Crimbo fudge 64
Crimbo paste 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 70
Crimbo pie 4
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 5
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 10
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 7
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 10
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 8
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 12
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 2
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 4
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 6
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 14
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 12
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 7
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 4
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 19
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 9
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 8
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 7
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 11
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 4
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 14
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 3
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 9
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 5
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 18
Crimbuck 110
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 63
crown-shaped beanie 5
crude crudités 1
crudles 1
cruelty-free wine 42
crumbling rat skull 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 142
crystallized memory 2
CSA all-purpose soap 29
CSA cheerfulness ration 5
CSA discount card 35
CSA fire-starting kit 504
CSA obedience grenade 194
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 142
cube of billiard chalk 2
cubic zirconia 58
cuddly teddy bear 4
cup of lukewarm tea 10
cupcake-in-a-cup 24
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed piece of thirteen 7
Cursed Punch 14
cursed sea biscuit 36
custard pie 21
custom sixgun 1
cute mushroom 45
cyber-mattock 334
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cylindrical mold 7
D roll 99
Daffy Taffy 145
Daisy's unclean bloomers 1
damp old wallet 1
dance card 56
dancing fan 3
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
day-old beer 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 1
dead lights pie 2
dead meat bun 2
death blossom 1
debonair deboner 1
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 19
decent brain 412
decomposed boot 91
decorative fountain 77
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 2
deep six-shooter 4
dehydrated caviar 35
delectable catalyst 13
delicious candy 1
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 61
delicious shimmering moth 37
delicious stinkbug 11
delicious swamp muck 46
deluxe layer cake 12
deluxe Neverending Party favor 1
demon skin 110
demonskin jacket 1
denim axe 9
denim jacket 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 2
dense meat stack 15
dense meat sword 4
dented harmonica 150
dented spoon 55
deodorant 40
depantsing bomb 7
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 4
desiccated apricot 61
designer handbag 5
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
deviled egg 24
devilish folio 6
dew yoana lei 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 7
didgeridooka 49
Diet Cloaca Cola 9
dieting pill 2
dilapidated wizard hat 5
dill 16
diluted makeup 7
dinner roll 48
dire fudgesicle 58
dirt julep 1
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 127
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 55
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 2
disco mask 83
discocktail 6
disease 5
disembodied brain 33
Disgeist 3
Dish of Clarified Butter 2
disintegrating barrel 240
disintegrating quill pen 156
disintegrating sheet music 42
displaced fish 32
disposable instant camera 3
distention pill 3
distilled fortified wine 20
distressed denim pants 110
disturbing fanfic 12
DNOTC Box 11
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 7
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 4
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
dog ointment 3
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
doll house 2
dollar-sign bag 67
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 118
Dolphin King's crown 19
dolphin whistle 10
donkey flipbook 2
dorky glasses 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 30
double-ice cap 2
double-ice gum 5
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 19
drab sonata 112
Drac & Tan 2
draggin' ball hat 7
dragon snaps 2
dragonfish caviar 15
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadlock whip 18
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 2
Dreadsylvanian stew 3
dream of a dog 1
dress pants 4
dried face 62
dripping meat sword 1
drive-by shooting 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 6
droll monocle 3
Drowsy Sword 50
drug cocktail sauce 1
drum machine 48
drum of tommy ammo 70
dry cleaning receipt 23
dry martini 1
dry noodles 932
drywall axe 6
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 185
duct tape wallet 11
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
DUFRESNE Suds 11
dull fish scale 29
dumb mud 2
dungeoneering kit 16
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
Dust bunny 2
dusty barrel 37
dusty bottle of Marsala 13
dusty bottle of Merlot 12
dusty bottle of Muscat 14
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 13
dusty bottle of Port 14
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 14
dusty Crimbo crate 9
dwarvish magazine 29
Dweebisol™ inhaler 50
Dyspepsi grenade 3
Dyspepsi-Cola 49
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 4
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 6
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle's milk 61
ear poison 3
easter egg balloon 9
Eau de Guaneau 8
ectoplasm au jus 6
ectoplasmic orbs 12
eel skin 1
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 14
eggnog 6
Egnaro berry 1
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
El Vibrato power sphere 5
Elder Turtle Shell 4
elderly jawbreaker 4
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch dough 15
eldritch effluvium 135
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch ichor 9
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 1
eldritch scanner 1
electric crutch 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 245
electronics kit 1
elegant nightstick 9
elemental caipiroska 2
elemental sugarcube 2
elephant stinger 3
eleven-foot pole 5
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 17
Elizabeth's Dollie 3
Elizabeth's paintbrush 7
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
elven limbos gingerbread 21
elven cellocello 13
elven hardtack 284
elven magi-pack 328
elven medi-pack 314
elven moonshine 9
elven socks 11
elven squeeze 224
elven suicide capsule 29
Elvish delight 3
embezzler's oil 1
empty agua de vida bottle 168
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 125
empty meat tank 15
enchanted bean 7
enchanted bean burrito 119
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted muesli 70
enchanted toothpick 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
energy drink IV 42
ennui-flavored potato chips 37
enormous belt buckle 47
Ent cider 12
enticing mayolus 1
equal sign 1
eraser nubbin 75
escargotsicle 1
eternal car battery 15
Everlasting Deckswabber 14
Every Day is Like This Sundae 15
evil golden arch 9
evil golden arches 65
evil teddy bear 8
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
excitement pill 2
executive mime flask 1
exotic jungle fruit 327
exotic travel brochure 11
expensive camera 85
expensive champagne 7
expensive cigar 3
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 2
experimental serum P-00 2
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding cigar 16
exploding hacky-sack 98
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-flat panini 46
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 69
extra-toasted half sandwich 8
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 6
eXtreme scarf 20
extremely slippery nipple 1
extremely wet T-shirt 8
eye of newt 32
eyedrops of newt 7
eyedrops of the ermine 5
eyepatch 149
f3d0r4 9
facehugging alien 44
facsimile dictionary 2
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 11
fake blood 13
fake cocktail 1
fake plastic grass 8
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 3
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 7
fancy calligraphy pen 2
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 3
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 2
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 7
fancy tin beer can 3
Fantasma en la Máquina 12
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 3
fat wallet 33
FDKOL commendation 271
Feliz Navidad 1
felt 18
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 88
ferret bait 197
fertilized ghuol egg 4
festive holiday hat 5
festive sausage 12
festive warbear bank 1
Fettris 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 5
figurine of a charred seal 2
figurine of a cold seal 29
figurine of a cute baby seal 9
figurine of a shadowy seal 4
figurine of a sleek seal 20
figurine of a slippery seal 11
figurine of a stinking seal 7
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 19
figurine of an ancient seal 2
figurine of an armored seal 9
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 106
filet of The Fish 1
filthy armor 2
filthy child leash 1
filthy corduroys 26
filthy hippy poncho 8
filthy knitted dread sack 29
filthy lucre 11
filthy pestle 61
filthy poultice 148
fine aged cheddarwurst 45
finger cymbals 17
finger exerciser 55
fire 2
fire flower 9
fire hose 2
fireman's lunch 5
firemilk 13
fireproof megaphone 3
Firewater 1
fish head 2
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 36
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 2
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fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy pipe 2
fistful of ashes 46
fitness wristband 1
Five Second Energy™ 2
fizzing spore pod 1
Flamin' Whatshisname 7
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 23
flaming glowsticks 4
Flaming Knob 1
flaming mushroom 7
flaming sword 2
flange 26
flask flops 57
flask of mining oil 200
flask of rainwater 2
flask of tainted mining oil 200
Flaskfull of Hollow 253
flavored foot massage oil 458
flavorless gruel 68
fleetwood chain 33
fleshy lump 1
floaty pebbles 1
floorboard cruft 29
floral print shirt 2
floral-print skirt 5
flower petal pie 7
flowing hippy skirt 14
fluorescent lightbulb 3
flute of flat champagne 1
flyest of shirts 1
flytrap pellet 3
foam dart 338
foam noodle 1
foetid seal tear 11
Fog Murderer 12
foggy glass globe 1
folder (barbarian) 2
folder (cyan) 2
folder (D-Team) 4
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (heavy metal) 112
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (KOLHS) 6
folder (magenta) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 2
folder (skull and crossbones) 15
folder (smiley face) 8
folder (space skeleton) 6
folder (sports car) 116
folder (sportsballs) 113
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
folder (wizard) 6
folder (Yedi) 108
folder (yellow) 2
foolscap fool's cap 26
forbidden sausage 3
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 1
fossilized limb 21
fossilized spike 8
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 4
fossilized wyrm skull 2
fountain 'soda' 2
Frat Army FGF 42
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 77
freezerburned ice cube 4
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 14
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 37
Friendliness Beverage 106
friendly cheez blob 5
frigid air mattress 2
frigid derringer 6
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 23
Frogade 5
frost flower 1
Frost™ brand sword 3
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen banquet 2
frozen danish 2
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 6
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
frozen turtle shell 5
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 40
fruitfilm 4
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 2
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudge lily 2
fudge pocket square 1
fudgecule 257
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 14
Fun-Guy spore 7
FunFunds™ 86
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 106
funky junk key 3
furniture dolly 20
furry fur 105
furry green turtle 1
furry pill 4
fusillocybin 1
future drug: Coolscaline 10
future drug: Muscularactum 16
future drug: Smartinex 16
fuzzbump 2
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 10
fuzzy dice 7
fuzzy earmuffs 11
fuzzy montera 9
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
ga-ga radio 11
Gaia beads 42
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
gallon of milk 1
Game Grid ticket 4,000
Game Grid valued membership card 2
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 488
gamer slurry 22
gamma nog 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
Garland of Greatness 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas balloon 18
gas can 1
Gathered Meat-Clip 107
gator skin 38
gatorskin umbrella 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 3
Genalen™ Bottle 43
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 1
Gene Tonic: Construct 1
Gene Tonic: Demon 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 2
Gene Tonic: Elemental 1
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
Gene Tonic: Fish 1
Gene Tonic: Goblin 2
Gene Tonic: Hippy 1
Gene Tonic: Hobo 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 1
Gene Tonic: Insect 2
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 1
Gene Tonic: Orc 1
Gene Tonic: Penguin 1
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 2
Gene Tonic: Undead 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
ghost beer 14
ghost cucumber 17
Ghost Dog Chow 56
ghost key 5
ghost of a necklace 21
ghost pickle on a stick 10
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost toga 7
ghostly dagger 1
ghuol ears 191
ghuol egg 125
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 61
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 6
giant cactus quill 1
giant candy cane 3
giant designer sunglasses 2
giant discarded bottlecap 18
giant discarded plastic fork 8
giant discarded torn-up glove 15
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 52
giant giant moth dust 1
giant grain of protein powder 2
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant gym membership card 21
giant heirloom grape tomato 36
giant jar of protein powder 46
giant motorcycle boots 4
giant needle 18
giant pinky ring 42
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant safety pin 3
giant shrimp fork 7
giant tube of black lipstick 2
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
giant yellow hat 1
gibson 55
gift card 8
gilded ancient cursed chest 3
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilt perfume bottle 2
gin and tonic 2
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 2
gingerbread bugbear 117
gingerbread gavel 2
gingerbread hoodie 1
gingerbread horror 4
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mug 6
gingerbread mutant bugbear 9
gingerbread robot 4
gingerbread smartphone 23
gingerbread spice latte 1
gingerbread wine 3
ginseng 2
giraffe-necked turtle 20
Glamare 1
glark cable 33
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 5
glass casserole dish 1
glass of baboon milk 88
glass of bourbon 3
glass of gnat milk 53
glass of goat's milk 45
glass of herbal tequila 4
glass of warm milk 22
glass of warm water 3
glass slipper 8
gleaming oyster egg 6
Glenn's golden dice 1
glistening fish meat 5
glistening oyster egg 5
glittery mascara 16
glob of cream cheese 11
glob of enchanted icing 62
glob of green slime 3
glob of spoiled mayo 1
glob of undifferentiated tissue 4
globe of Deep Sauce 4
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 34
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 5
Glum berry 3
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 67
gnauga hide 3
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 47
gnoll teeth 43
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 15
Gnollish pie server 14
Gnollish plunger 12
Gnollish sangria 1
Gnollish slotted spoon 10
Gnollish toolbox 22
Gnomish sagngria 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 10
Go-Wassail 17
goat 2
goat beard 48
goat cheese 7
goatskin umbrella 12
gob of wet hair 125
goblin autoblowgun 25
goblin hunting spear 21
goblin water 2
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 29
gold crown 20
gold lamé pants 5
gold nuggets 1
gold star 14
gold toothbrush 1
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 10
gold wedding ring 7
Golden Light 1
Golden Mean 1
golden ring 80
good brain 575
good gravy 1
Goodfella contract 4
gooey lava globs 28
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 23
Gordon Bennett 1
Gorillape 1
goth kid t-shirt 13
gourmet gourami oil 32
government cheese 8
government-issue identification badge 1
gr8ps 114
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 2
grapefruit 29
grapes 5
grass blade 1
grass clippings 9
grass whistle 2
grassy cutlass 6
Grateful Undead T-shirt 6
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 2
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 5
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 5
grave robbing shovel 18
graveyard snowglobe 2
gravy boat 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 3
gray bow tie 5
great big capacitor 1
great old fashioned 1
Greek fire 5
green beer 48
Green Burlap 2
green clay bead 336
green cloth cap 2
Green Clover of Justice 1
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 23
green mana 19
green rocket 121
green smoke bomb 38
gremlin juice 34
grilled cheese sandwich 1
grim fairy tale 121
grimstone mask 23
grimy lab coat 1
grinning turtle 3
grody jug 1
grog 100
grogpagne 12
Groll doll 20
grouchy restless spirit 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 200
grue egg 31
grumpy old man charrrm 2
grungy bandana 7
grungy flannel shirt 5
guano coffee cup 38
guard turtle shell 2
guitar pick 72
gummi canary 3
gummi salamander 2
gummi snake 1
gummi sword 2
gummi turtle 15
Gummi-DNA 2
Gummi-Gnauga 5
gun cleaning kit 2
gun parts 3
gunky chicken 13
gunner's daughter 1
guy made of bee pollen 11
gym membership card 33
gym shorts 5
gyroscope 4
haggis socks 24
haggis-infused soap 67
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 31
hair oil 153
hair spray 31
Hairpiece On Fire 7
hairshirt 4
Half a Purse 1
half of a gold tooth 72
half-melted spoon 4
half-rotten brain 55
half-size scalpel 5
half-sized guitar 15
halfberd 4
halibut 3
ham steak 4
hambrosier 1
hamethyst 8
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 16
hand grenegg 1
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 4
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved staff 4
handful of confetti 109
handful of crafty noodles 1
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of hand chalk 88
handful of honey 112
handful of Laughing Willow bark 4
handful of moss 8
handful of napalm 1
handful of nuts and berries 38
handful of pine needles 77
handful of sand 100
handful of tips 24
handful of walnuts 22
Handsome Devil 1
happiness 16
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
hard spore pod 1
hare brush 3
harem girl t-shirt 8
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 71
haunted bindle 4
haunted cherry pie 1
haunted gimlet 1
haunted martini 1
haunted paddle-ball 14
haunted pizza 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
hawk 1
headhunter necktie 1
headless sparrow 85
heart necklace 1
heart of the volcano 17
heat-resistant sheet metal 36
heavy crown 1
heavy D 25
heavy leather-bound tome 4
heavy metal sonata 12
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 14
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 5
Heimandatz's heart 6
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
Hell broth 28
hell in a bucket 1
Hell ramen 13
hellion cube 10
hellseal claw 68
hellseal whisker 56
Helm of the Scream Emperor 2
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 78
hemp string 57
henna face paint 26
henna tattoo 5
herb brownies 6
herbal stuffing 6
herbs 268
hermit factoid 17
hermit permit 60
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 25
Hersey™ SMOOCH 2
hi-octane carrot juice 5
hideous egg 13
high-calorie sugar substitute 50
high-energy mining laser 7
high-pressure seltzer bottle 4
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 4
high-temperature mining drill 2
high-temperature mining mask 7
hill of beans 176
hippopotamus skin 2
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 188
hippy bongo 37
hippy herbal tea 13
hippy medical kit 131
hippy protest button 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
hoarded candy wad 13
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
holiday cheese log 11
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 117
Hollandaise helmet 40
holo-bomber 3
holo-tank 2
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 48
homeopathic healing powder 1
homeopathic mint tea 4
homoerotic frat-paddle 16
honey stick 3
honey-dew 2
honeypot 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 12
Hot 'n' Scarys 1
hot ashes 98
hot coal 13
hot date 20
hot daub bun 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 1
hot katana blade 171
hot mint schnocolate 39
hot pink lipstick 7
hot plate 1
hot stuffing 2
hot wing 695
hotel minibar key 9
hovering sombrero 20
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