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Display Case for Hairshirt (#998576)
This player is ranked #164 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,690 items.

This player is a member of the clan Pumpkin's Patch.

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Hairshirt (#998576)
This player has 3,690 unique items and 94,847 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 47
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 61
"meat" stick 49
Überraschthexengebräu 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 46
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 15
1952 Mickey Mantle card 19
2-ball 41
3-ball 45
37x37x37 puzzle cube 32
4-ball 49
4-dimensional fez 3
4-dimensional guitar 5
4:20 bomb 2
5-ball 31
6-ball 30
668 scroll 6
7-ball 29
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 223
8-billed baseball cap 7
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 3
a butt tuba 9
A Light that Never Goes Out 4
a little sump'm sump'm 32
A muse-bouche 2
abandoned candy 4
abstraction: action 15
abstraction: category 2
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 33
accord ion 8
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 15
actual reality goggles 15
actual tapas 19
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 8
Adventurer bobblehead 1
adventurer clone egg 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
airblaster gun 32
airborne mutagen 7
alarm accordion 2
Alewife™ Ale 2
alien force field disruptor bean 4
alien source code printout 1
all-purpose cleaner 91
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 208
alphabet gum 6
alpine watercolor set 3
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite fossil 4
amok pudding 9
amok putter 4
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
ancient calendar fragment 6
ancient cursed foot locker 5
ancient frozen dinner 19
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 3
ancient poisoned dart 96
Ancient Protector Soda 2
ancient protein powder 30
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient stone fist 100
ancient stone head 38
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 6
ancient vinyl coin purse 49
anemone sauce 4
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 129
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3
angry inch 49
angst burger 2
animal part cracker 12
anise-flavored venom 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 47
ant hoe 1
anti-anti-antidote 34
anticheese 7
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 22
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 38
antique record album 1
antique shield 4
antique spear 1
Argarggagarg's fang 9
armgun 2
armored prawn 1
around the world 4
arrowgram 107
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 4
artisanal limoncello 8
asbestos apron 7
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 108
asbestos sword 1
asbestos thermos 5
ASCII shirt 22
asparagus knife 4
assassin's cheese knife 8
asshat 9
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 3
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
augmented-reality shades 1
autocalliope 1
awful poetry journal 175
Ax of L'rose 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 34
baby oil shooter 2
backwoods screwdriver 4
BACON 849
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 5
baconstone earring 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 55
badass pie 1
bag of bones 8
bag of foreign bribes 2
bag of GORF 126
bag of GORP 297
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 4
bag of park garbage 101
bag of pygmy blood 9
bag of QWOP 22
bag of random words 1
bag of W&Ws 131
baggie of powdered sugar 4
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
baked stuffing 1
balaclava 5
balaclava baklava 4
ball 3
ballast turtle 2
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 7
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 19
baloney rotgut 3
balsa plank 212
banana 108
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 125
banana-frosted king cake 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
bar skin 53
baritone accordion 1
bark rootbeer 2
barnacled barrel 13
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 79
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrel beryl 7
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 87
barrel pickle 95
barrel-aged martini 103
barrrnacle 101
Barulio's bottle 2
baseball 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 17
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic martini 1
bat guano 115
bat haggis 1
bat wing 294
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 2
batblade 3
batgut 198
bath ball gift set 12
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 8
battery-powered drill 2
battoo kit 1
bazookafish bubble gum 26
Beach Buck 279
beach glass bead 23
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 39
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 6
beard incense 7
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful rainbow 2
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 4
beefy pill 3
beer bomb 23
beer bong 1
beer helmet 191
beer lens 17
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 9
beertini 2
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beholed bedsheet 2
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 115
belemnite fossil 2
bellhop bell 10
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 10
BGE temporary tattoo 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 15
big boom 6
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
Big Punk 1
big tun 82
bilge wine 12
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 3
birdbone corset 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 40
bit-o-cactus 6
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 3
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 1
black cherry soda 3
black eye shadow 53
black eyedrops 9
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 8
black gold 7
black helmet 6
black kettle drum 32
black label 37
black magic powder 1
black mana 19
Black No. 2 78
black pension check 38
black picnic basket 33
black pixel 47
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 4
black shield 3
black snake skin 57
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 263
blackberry 22
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 11
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 4
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed capsule toy 3
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 240
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of wood glue 193
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
blood and blood 14
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 2
blowdart 1
blue class ring 67
blue grass 12
blue mana 26
blue oyster badge 1
blue pixel 290
blue plasma ball 276
blue plastic baby 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue tulip 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
bomb of unknown origin 40
bone abacus 28
bone chips 146
bone flute 17
bone rattle 9
Bonerdagon necklace 2
bonsai tree 1
book of matches 67
BOOterfinger 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 2
booty chest charrrm 9
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 3
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 2
Boss Drops 7
bottle of alcohol 66
bottle of Amontillado 129
bottle of anís 2
bottle of bubbles 11
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of clam juice 2
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 2
bottle of Definit 4
bottle of Evermore 7
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 62
bottle of gregnadigne 2
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of lighter fluid 136
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 56
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 2
bottle of novelty hot sauce 4
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 1
bottle of tequila 6
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 8
bottle of whiskey 3
bottle of wine 11
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled swamp gas 20
boulder 29
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 72
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 2
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of mummy guts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 23
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 2
box 2
box of Dweebs 179
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of Gratitude chocolates 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 26
box of sunshine 2
boxcar turtle 6
boxed wine 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2
brains casserole 1
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread line 4
bread roll 1
breadchucks 9
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 106
breakfast miracle 2
breath mint 7
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick 19
brick of sand 2
BRICKO brick 597
BRICKO eye brick 83
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 190
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brigand brittle 84
brilliant oyster egg 1
brine 9
broberry brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 22
broken skull 122
broken sword 4
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 37
BROS Energy Drink 30
brown felt tophat 15
brown paper bag mask 29
brown paper pants 3
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 4
brown sugar cane 1
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 16
bubblin' crude 1,342
bubbling tempura batter 3
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 6
buffalo dime 18
buffed alien drugs 7
bugbear beanie 12
bugbear bungguard 28
bugbear detector 2
bugbear purification pill 12
Bugbearclaw Donut 3
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
Bulky Buddy Box 9
bullet-proof corduroys 169
bum cheek 26
bunch of square grapes 2
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 106
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 3
BURT 382
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 2
butterfly knife 39
buzzard feather 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 46
calavera concertina 1
Camp Scout pup tent 50
can of Adultwitch™ 3
can of Binarrrca 8
can of black paint 9
can of cherry-flavored sterno 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Red Minotaur 6
can of sardines 26
can of spinach 11
can of the cheapest beer 1
can of V-11 3
Can-Can skirt 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 14
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 13
candied nuts 4
candied pecan 1
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yams 11
candy brain 11
candy cane 102
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 11
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knife 1
candy knuckles 3
candy mountain oyster 2
candy skeleton 14
candy stake 8
candy stick 1
cane-mail pants 1
cannonball charrrm 7
canopic jar 253
canteen of wine 35
cap gun 16
capacitor relay 3
Caramel 1
carbonated soy milk 179
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 16
cardboard wakizashi 3
carob brownies 1
carob chunk cookies 3
carob chunk noodles 47
carob chunks 13
Carpathian longsword 2
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 8
carrot nose 8
carton of snake milk 15
cartoon heart 1
cashew 15
casino pass 4
cat appendix 56
catfish whiskers 17
catgut 113
catgut taco 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 2
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 2
censored can label 1
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 7
chakra-mental wine 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 6
charged magnet 1
charming flute 7
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap elven gloves 9
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap studded belt 228
cheap sunglasses 6
cheap toaster 3
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 3
cheesy eagle sauce 4
cheezburger 2
chef's hat 131
cherry 11
Cherry Cloaca Cola 9
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewable paper 61
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 3
Chinese curse words 3
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 3
chlorine crystal 16
choco-Crimbot 1
Choco-Mint patty 39
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate disco ball 7
chocolate filthy lucre 5
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 5
chocolate puppy 1
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate turtle totem 18
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 3
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 85
Chroner 980
Chroner cross 1
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
Churchill 1
cigar box turtle 5
cinnamon cannoli 3
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
Clara's bell 2
classy monkey 148
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 101
clingfilm slippers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 41
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 3
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 5
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 8
Cloaca-Cola helmet 5
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 3
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork thingamajig 2
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown shoes 10
clown skin 36
clown wig 8
clownskin harness 9
club of corruption 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 11
coal shovel 1
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 13
cocktail mushroom 2
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 19
cocoa eggshell fragment 37
coconut shell 41
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
cog 324
Coinspiracy 230
Colander of Em-er'il 8
Cold Hots candy 122
cold mashed potatoes 33
cold ninja mask 9
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 13
cold water bottle 29
cold-filtered water 3
collection of tiny spooky objects 29
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 15
combat fan 2
comfy coffin 3
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 17
communications windchimes 207
compounded experience 11
compression stocking 8
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 6
confiscated cell phone 42
confiscated comic book 92
confiscated love note 550
confusing LED clock 130
conjured ice cream 1
consolation ribbon 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cookie cookie 7
Cool Brunch Pastaco 2
cool mushroom 2
cool mushroom casserole 1
cop dollar 126
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 4
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 6
Cornbeefadon 2
corncob pipe 2
cornucopia 4
cornuthaum 13
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 4
Corpse Island iced tea 10
corpse on the beach 7
corpsebite 3
corpsedriver 7
corpsetini 9
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted data 9
corrupted marrow 68
cosmetic football 1
Cosmic Calorie 1,309
costume rental shop 1
cranberries 43
cranberry cordial 1
crappy brain 421
crappy camera 3
crate of firebombs 50
crayon shavings 84
crazy hobo notebook 7
crazy little Turkish delight 4
creamsicle 6
creepy doll head 4
creepy ginger ale 18
creepy nursery rhyme 1
creepy voodoo doll 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 42
CRIMBCO wine 13
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbo candied pecan 64
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Credit 153
Crimbo fudge 64
Crimbo paste 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 70
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo salad 5
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 5
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 10
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 7
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 10
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 8
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 12
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 2
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 4
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 6
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 14
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 12
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 7
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 4
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 19
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 9
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 8
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 7
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 11
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 4
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 14
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 3
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 9
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 5
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 5
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 18
Crimbuck 110
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 63
crown-shaped beanie 5
crude crudités 1
cruelty-free wine 42
crumbling rat skull 1
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 142
crystallized memory 2
CSA all-purpose soap 29
CSA cheerfulness ration 2
CSA discount card 25
CSA fire-starting kit 474
CSA obedience grenade 194
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 142
cube of billiard chalk 1
cubic zirconia 55
cuddly teddy bear 4
cup of lukewarm tea 2
cupcake-in-a-cup 24
cursed cannonball 1
cursed piece of thirteen 7
Cursed Punch 14
cursed sea biscuit 28
custard pie 11
cute mushroom 45
cyber-mattock 334
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cylindrical mold 7
D roll 98
Daffy Taffy 145
Daisy's unclean bloomers 1
damp old wallet 1
dance card 54
dancing fan 3
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
day-old beer 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 1
dead lights pie 2
dead meat bun 1
death blossom 1
debonair deboner 1
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decaying goldfish liver 19
decent brain 395
decomposed boot 87
decorative fountain 77
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 2
deep six-shooter 4
dehydrated caviar 11
delectable catalyst 13
delicious candy 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 46
delicious shimmering moth 37
delicious stinkbug 11
delicious swamp muck 23
deluxe layer cake 8
demon skin 94
denim axe 9
denim jacket 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 2
dense meat stack 275
dented harmonica 150
dented spoon 55
deodorant 40
depantsing bomb 6
depleted uranium seal figurine 3
desiccated apricot 38
designer handbag 5
deviled egg 24
devilish folio 6
dew yoana lei 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 7
didgeridooka 49
Diet Cloaca Cola 9
dieting pill 2
dilapidated wizard hat 4
dill 16
diluted makeup 7
dinner roll 44
dire fudgesicle 2
dirt julep 1
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 70
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 55
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 2
disco mask 83
discocktail 6
disease 4
disembodied brain 30
Disgeist 2
Dish of Clarified Butter 2
disintegrating barrel 164
disintegrating quill pen 140
disintegrating sheet music 42
displaced fish 28
disposable instant camera 3
distention pill 3
distilled fortified wine 18
distressed denim pants 110
disturbing fanfic 12
DNOTC Box 11
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 7
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 4
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
dog ointment 3
Dogsgotnonoz pills 4
doll house 2
dollar-sign bag 58
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 118
Dolphin King's crown 19
dolphin whistle 10
donkey flipbook 2
dorky glasses 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 30
double-ice cap 2
double-ice gum 5
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 19
drab sonata 101
Drac & Tan 1
draggin' ball hat 6
dragon snaps 2
dragonfish caviar 15
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 18
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 2
Dreadsylvanian stew 3
dream of a dog 1
dress pants 4
dried face 58
drive-by shooting 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 3
droll monocle 3
Drowsy Sword 50
drum machine 48
drum of tommy ammo 70
dry cleaning receipt 22
dry martini 1
dry noodles 808
drywall axe 6
duct tape 172
duct tape wallet 11
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
DUFRESNE Suds 11
dull fish scale 29
dumb mud 2
dungeoneering kit 16
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
Dust bunny 2
dusty barrel 9
dusty bottle of Marsala 11
dusty bottle of Merlot 12
dusty bottle of Muscat 13
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 13
dusty bottle of Port 14
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 14
dusty Crimbo crate 9
dwarvish magazine 29
Dweebisol™ inhaler 50
Dyspepsi grenade 3
Dyspepsi-Cola 49
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 4
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 6
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle's milk 36
ear poison 3
easter egg balloon 9
Eau de Guaneau 8
ectoplasm au jus 6
ectoplasmic orbs 12
eel skin 1
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 14
eggnog 5
Egnaro berry 1
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 5
El Vibrato power sphere 5
Elder Turtle Shell 3
elderly jawbreaker 4
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch dough 12
eldritch effluvium 133
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch ichor 9
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 1
eldritch scanner 1
electric crutch 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 245
electronics kit 1
elegant nightstick 9
elemental caipiroska 2
elemental sugarcube 2
elephant stinger 3
eleven-foot pole 4
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 16
Elizabeth's Dollie 3
Elizabeth's paintbrush 7
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 15
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experimental serum G-9 2
experimental serum P-00 2
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
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exploding cigar 16
exploding hacky-sack 98
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extra-flat panini 16
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
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f3d0r4 9
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felt 18
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 88
ferret bait 197
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Fog Murderer 12
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foolscap fool's cap 26
forbidden sausage 3
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 1
fossilized limb 21
fossilized spike 8
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fountain 'soda' 2
Frat Army FGF 37
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 77
freezerburned ice cube 4
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 14
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fricasseed brains 11
Friendliness Beverage 106
friendly cheez blob 5
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frigid derringer 6
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frilly skirt 22
Frogade 3
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fudgecule 257
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 13
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FunFunds™ 86
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Game Grid ticket 4,745
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GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 488
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gas can 1
Gathered Meat-Clip 105
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Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
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Genalen™ Bottle 42
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General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost beer 14
ghost cucumber 16
Ghost Dog Chow 26
ghost key 5
ghost of a necklace 21
ghost pickle on a stick 10
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost toga 7
ghostly dagger 1
ghuol ears 75
ghuol egg 38
ghuol guolash 3
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giant breath mint 1
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gibson 55
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gingerbread horror 4
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gingerbread mutant bugbear 9
gingerbread robot 4
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gingerbread wine 3
ginseng 2
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Glamare 1
glark cable 33
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glistening fish meat 1
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glittery mascara 16
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glob of enchanted icing 61
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gnoll teeth 30
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 10
Go-Wassail 17
goat 2
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goblin water 2
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Gold Velvet™ whiskey 10
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Golden Mean 1
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good brain 575
Goodfella contract 4
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googly eye 22
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gourmet gourami oil 32
government cheese 8
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gr8ps 2
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 2
grapefruit 2
grapes 1
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grassy cutlass 6
Grateful Undead T-shirt 6
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Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 5
grave robbing shovel 18
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gravy boat 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
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great old fashioned 1
Greek fire 5
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green clay bead 320
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Green Clover of Justice 1
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green mana 19
green rocket 104
green smoke bomb 37
gremlin juice 34
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grim fairy tale 121
grimstone mask 5
grimy lab coat 1
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grog 100
grogpagne 12
Groll doll 20
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groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 200
grue egg 30
grungy bandana 7
grungy flannel shirt 5
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guard turtle shell 2
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Gummi-Gnauga 5
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gunky chicken 4
gunner's daughter 1
guy made of bee pollen 11
gym membership card 32
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gyroscope 4
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haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 3
hair oil 153
hair spray 30
Hairpiece On Fire 7
hairshirt 4
Half a Purse 1
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half-melted spoon 4
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half-size scalpel 5
half-sized guitar 15
halfberd 4
halibut 3
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hambrosier 1
hamethyst 8
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 16
hand grenegg 1
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 4
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved staff 4
handful of confetti 101
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
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handful of honey 112
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handful of tips 20
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Handsome Devil 1
happiness 16
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
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haunted bindle 3
haunted paddle-ball 14
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
hawk 1
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headless sparrow 85
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heart of the volcano 17
heat-resistant sheet metal 36
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heavy D 25
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heavy metal sonata 12
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hedgeturtle 5
Heimandatz's heart 6
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
hell in a bucket 1
hellion cube 1
hellseal claw 38
hellseal whisker 36
Helm of the Scream Emperor 2
helm of the white knight 1
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helmet turtle 78
hemp string 57
henna face paint 26
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herbal stuffing 6
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hermit factoid 17
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herringcello 25
Hersey™ SMOOCH 2
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hideous egg 13
high-calorie sugar substitute 50
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high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 4
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hill of beans 176
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Hippy Army MPE 188
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Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
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hobo nickel 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
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holiday cheese log 11
holiday log 1
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holo-tank 2
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honeypot 2
hors d'oeuvre tray 12
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hot ashes 98
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hot katana blade 171
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hot wing 362
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How to Avoid Scams 11
How to Play Othello 2
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huge gold coin 87
huge spoon 27
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Hundred Headed IPA 3
hunk of granite 6
hushed puppy 5
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ice harvest 95
Ice Island Long Tea 2
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ice-cold fotie 72
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 150
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ice-cold Willer 10
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iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 59
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imitation White Russian 14
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Imp Ale 29
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impure gasoline 5
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incredibly creepy marionette 1
industrial frosting 1
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ingot turtle 3
inkwell 130
inky squid sauce 12
innuendo 3
insanely spicy bean burrito 249
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 209
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 225
Instant Karma 8
interesting-looking twig 17
Interview With You (a Vampire) 2
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 4
Irish Coffee, English Heart 7
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron helmet 2
ironic battle spoon 3
ironic jogging shorts 2
irradiated candy cane 8
irradiated turtle 34
jabañero pepper 3
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 9
jack flapper 2
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Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 12
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jamfish jam 2
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January's Garbage Tote 1
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jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of swamp gas 7
jar of swamp honey 4
jaunty feather 3
java cookie 6
jawbruiser 5
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 7
jerky coins 15
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jigsaw blade 156
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 1
Jocko Homo's head 5
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
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jug-o-magicalness 77
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jumping horseradish 2
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jungle floor wax 11
junk trunks 1
Junk-Bond 1
junk-mail shirt 4
Kashmir sweater 1
keel-haulin' knife 3
Keese berry 3
keg shield 61
ketchup hound 206
kick-ass kicks 135
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 66
king cookie 1
Kiss the Knob apron 3
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 1
kiwi 1
kiwi beak 7
kneecapping stick 19
knob bugle 48
Knob Göblin lòve potion 23
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 39
Knob Goblin elite helm 38
Knob Goblin elite pants 34
Knob Goblin elite polearm 36